Sunday, FEBRUARY 7, 2010
J. A. Rebel
UP
ThE BElizE TimES Minister; in Corozal they call him “Dos Mujeres un Camino.” Pablo has brought disgrace to the health system. Get this - Belizeans thought that former UDP Health Minister in Orange Walk Ruben Scampos was bad; Pablo beat the man to the race. Then the one in Toledo, the contraband Minister, he claims that he knows nothing about the fool his government is doing in the national parks down south. Guess what, Finnegan went on record to call his Cabinet colleague “a liar.” Speaking about Finnegan, remember the bukut you used to talk about in the House of Representatives? Hmmmm! Belizeans are taking that in San Pedro, both knocking their bukut without mercy. That bukut chests claiming that it is their project. is getting big ger by the second. Nonsense! Let’s set the record straight Remember Patrick she used to put once and for all - the monies used on her drama queen dress and in the for the cobblestone project in La Isla name of “the poor people,” chastise Bonita came as a grant also negotiated the former government. Where is by the previous government. Then the drama queen now? Looks like businesses donated big checks to she still in hiding from the teachers the Mayor (no account given by and the Belizean public. Wait man, the Mayor) so that the cobblestone we noh ready fi juk u outa da cave project would continue. Then comes yet. Talking about cave and stuff; the Gapi Beggar the land grabber - he is caveman looking Minister Elrington no less a fool than any in the UDP would not accept our border line is and more a fool than some. He as REAL as the critical conditions claims that under his watch the Lands Belizeans are facing. Department is under control. Fool Two years ago the UDP promised di talk Gapi, but da no fool di listen! Belizeans that if elected, utilities We all know how that department is would go down. The UDP promised making Gapi, his chosen few (include that if elected, they would bring down Montero here) and Gapi’s family rich. the cost of living “no matta what!” Next in line comes the escort of The UDP promised that there would all the fools, the 360 degree Police be ZERO (as in Barrow’s middle Minister. He, Perdomo, claims that name) corruption under their watch. crime under his watch has gone down. The UDP promised that under their Hahahahahaha! Is he living in Belize? watch Belizeans would be able to In the words of Mayor Paz the upstart enjoy a better quality of life. The UDP one, “Perdomo is living in a world of promised that they would create more his own and smoking it green.” jobs, more opportunity for education Then the electrician turned Health and improve the infrastructure of this
Thanks for Wrecking Belize
This week marks two years since 25 incompetent UDP fools were elected to offi ce headed by Dean ‘Zero Bembe’ Barrow. It has been two long years of mismanagement, corruption and failure of this UDP government, a government that promised a different Belize. Barrow and the UDP promised a Belize where the most glowing and golden of possibilities would turn into realities, guess what? It’s not flipping so! T he UDP is g ood at selfmasturbation, taking credit for all projects negotiated under the previous government. The tilapia Minister is ready to smile for Fortunato’s camera and take credit for the Social Investment Fund projects. The clueless fish minister is so dumb that he doesn’t realize that those projects were negotiated thanks to the good work of the previous administration. Then the barefoot so called “son of the soil” and the always drunk Mayor of San Pedro are always ready to cut ribbon for the cobblestone project
26 country. After two years in office, the UDP has landed us on the reef. The only one with a better quality of life is the Royal Barrow Family (include rejected Lice). Never before has Belize seen the cost of living so high. Rice has gone up and so have sugar, beans, flour and even more so fuel. The Barrow administration r uined the Corozal Free Zone, stressing out investors and driving them out of Belize. As for our infrastructure, never before has our streets, highways, cities and towns been in such a deplorable condition. Fonso talk about the UDP is not to be blamed for the increase in poverty. It doesn’t matter in which way, shape or form you, the UDP and the PM put it. Barrow and his government are responsible for all the factors that contributed to the increase in poverty. What the UDP and the PM did not realize is that Belmopan was made for people with BOLAS. You cannot have a bunch of fools running a government. Belmopan was made for REAL MAN. The worse part of everything is that Belizeans gambled five precious years of Belize’s future; five years that will go down as the worse of the worst. The good part of everything is that Belizeans only have a few months to start striking out the UDP. Village Council elections will give Barrow and his government STRIKE ONE. For this week, I say congrats for wrecking Belize! Congrats for making more Belizeans poor. Congrats for having Belizean suffering! Congrats for making the lives of ordinary Belizeans miserable. Thanks for wrecking Belize. Thanks for nothing.