That'~ right! T hat was our own Mr. John Grace doing a commercial for
Zenith. ''My shin is hot pink, my tie is turquoise green, and m) pants are purple plaid . If you can't see these color~. you're lucky." ' 'I' m a lumberjack and I'm O.K.!" There's not much you can say about Mr. Joe Colistra (only kidding) and who wants Joe mad at them anyway? He's also director of the nationally renowned Colistra Cannonball Factory. Mr. Colistra will always be remembered by his unique mannerisms and dem.::nnor in the classroom. So with this memor) we can sa) "see )a tammarra, Frank ... " " Who's that? Does anybody know who this guy •~?" That's Mr. Joseph Pari$i, who teaches those insecure freshman all of that eJtciting material covered in World Cultures and shows all of the cool seniors that mind revealing information encompa>>etl by P~ychology. Mr. Panst proves to be a valuable asset to the H istory Department with his organized classes and structured courses. And that's no Freudian slip. Abdul "So I said to myself. 'Self, surely you jest!'" ~1r. Gerl')' Miller entertained us daily during the firs t marking period with his new line of fashion bedroom slippers and sandal:.. Mr. Miller can often be heard voicing many of hts favorite lines, wch as." I really get a kick out of watching Jerry Falwell!" and "Barbara Walters. what a *"~@& .""I don't want to hear about the bomb 10 your locker. I want you here on time.'' What can we say about Brother Frank Danielski. ~ot only does he take care of our ro.ter connicts at the start of tbe year. but he also finds time to teach and take care of all those "mislead'' students. (Truthfully. we really can't cut up the Vice- Pnncipal - he's a heavy.) ''What do you mean on!) the Soccer team gets A's?'' says Mr. Thomas Turner, teacher of Western Civilization, and Varsity Soccer Coach. Mr Turner has become a permanent member of the La Salle faculty family and is bestowed with the job of teaching the enthralling Western Civilization course. It has been said that he finds relief in a good ~occer practice, but ~o~ohat about during the off season?
'\Jr. Joseph Colistra: Depanmcn1 Chairman. Amcncan History. Economics I, II, Hitler, AP American Histol'). B.A. \11 A. Villano\¡a University, \11 Ed Temple Untvcrsity.
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Brother Frank Danielski: -\P European HiMor). B.A LaSalle College, M.A. GeorgetO\\ n lJniven.it) .
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