Mr. Timothy Cherney: Algebra I & II, Geometry. B.S. Bucknell Univer· sily, M.A UniVersity of Pennsylvama.
Mr. John Frlzalone: Algebra II. Math AnalySIS, lntro Calculus. B.A. Temple Untversity
Mr. Joseph Turk: Algebra II Calculus BC, Trigonometry, Consumer Math, Cal. AB B.S Villanova University
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What do you get when you cross an Amish person with Abe Lincoln? Timothy Cherney! Mr. Cherney (and h1a beard) teach algebra and geometry. "Let him sleep- he paaaed the teat." Jamet Roche gets the award for bemg LaSalle's qu1etet1 d11C1plinanan and greatest help on a test. "I'm kind of stuck on number four, Mr. Roche." "Oh • • umm ••• alright, the an· ewer's seven." Who dresses hke a business executive and carries a bnef· case? Jack Metzger, whose manner adds a touch of claaa to our Math department. (Sorry, Turk. but a wetsurt can't compare with a Ch1ps 'n' Twigs original.) William Zwann ta our new all-state quarterback turned aloe· bra teacher. Although he joined "the team" late in the year, Mr. Zwann has already found his niche In the faculty ranks. "December 3 - Won Too Tree. inventor of the abacus, born - 2004 B.C." Brother Gerry Frendrela keeps hta claasea informed of red letter days in the history of mathematic& by leaving notes on the board.ln his spare time, he races vectors, playa GO. and tries to dispel the rumor that he was at Wood· stock. Why 18 Mr. Friz alone? He's cooking hts friend rlcel (It doesn't have to make sense, we've already missed our dead· hne.) When John Frlzalone Isn't analyzing math or coach1ng the shotputtera, he just practices be1ng cool. Who besides Mary Jo Vozzo would have the pahence to sit through three speeches and a "dramatic reading" af1er a hard day of teaching math? As Forum moderator, that's what she does almost every day. No wonder she asks the lord tor strength Besides ba1ng Clare Brown's beat friend in the whole world, Joseph Turk often cla1ms to have made but one m1s· lake m his hfe. ("When I was mne, my mother sent me to the store for a head of lettuce. l brought home a cabbage.") Sure, Joe, and the crrcular saw inc1dent was dehberate. nght?