HEALTH FREAKS 8.30pm, Channel 4
TOM KERRIDGE’S PROPER PUB FOOD 8.30pm, BBC2
The chef makes family dishes inspired by British pub fare, preparing smoked haddock and parmesan omelette and giving the traditional roast chicken a farmyard twist by baking it in hay. He also demonstrates his take on the classic baked beans on toast and creates an apple toffee crumble pie.
Pixie McKenna, Ayan Panja and Ellie Cannon meet a man who claims drinking his own urine has cured a common ailment, and assess homespun ‘treatments’ for arthritis and bleeding gums.
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6.00 Emmerdale 6.25 Coronation Street 7.25 You’ve Been Framed! (R). 7.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R). 8.40 Dinner Date 9.40 The Real Housewives of New York City (R,HD). 10.35 The Real Housewives of Orange County (R,HD). 11.30 Big Rich Texas (R,HD). 12.30 Emmerdale (R,HD). 1.00 Coronation Street 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R). 4.10 The Real Housewives of Orange County 5.05 Big Rich Texas (R,HD).
6.00 Switched (R). 6.25 90210 (R,HD). 7.10 Ugly Betty (R,HD). 8.00 Charmed (R). 9.00 Glee (R,HD). 10.00 Suburgatory (R,HD). 11.00 Rules of Engagement (R,HD). 11.30 Charmed (R). 12.30 Hollyoaks (R,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 3.00 Suburgatory (R,HD). 4.00 Rules of Engagement (R,HD).5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD).
Sky1 Sky1 6.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 7.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 8.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (R,S,HD). 9.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,S,HD). 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 2.30 Futurama (R,S). 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,S,HD). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 The Middle (R,S,HD).
FILM PICKS
Monday television&radio ONE OF OUR AIRCRAFT IS MISSING 1.10pm, Channel 4
FINAL DESTINATION 10.55pm, Channel 5
A teenager’s premonition saves his friends from dying, but the vengeful spirit of death refuses to be outwitted. Horror, starring Devon Sawa and Ali Larter.
Powell and Pressburger’s Second World War drama, starring Godfrey Tearle, Eric Portman and Hugh Williams.
Gold GOLD 6.00 2point4 Children 6.30 Sykes 7.00 2point4 Children 7.35 Heroes of Comedy 8.40 Last of the Summer Wine 9.20 Keeping Up Appearances 10.40 Heroes of Comedy 11.40 Just a Minute 12.20 Jo Brand’s Great Wall of Comedy 1.00 The Return of the Borrowers 1.40 Porridge 2.20 As Time Goes By 3.00 Porridge 4.00 Last of the Summer Wine 5.20 One Foot in the Grave
SkySports1 Sky Sports 1 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 8.00 Game Changers (HD). 8.30 FL72 Highlights (HD).9.00 Football Special (HD). 10.30 Game Changers (HD). 11.00 Scottish Premiership Football (HD). 11.30 FL72 Highlights (HD). 12.00 Football Special (HD). 1.30 Spanish Football (HD). 2.30 Football Special (HD). 4.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 4.30 Game Changers (HD). 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD).
Peter Andre: My Life, 9pm
90210, 9pm
Arrow, 8pm
Not Going Out, 9pm
FL72 Live, 7.30pm
6.00 Dinner Date (R,HD). A woman from Manchester takes part in the show. Narrated by Charlotte Hudson.
6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD).
6.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). Sue is convinced her family is organising a surprise birthday party. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).
6.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 6.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. A comic look at soaps and celebrities.
6.30 FL72 Review. A roundup of recent matches, featuring all the goals from League One and League Two.
7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R). Featuring a man rollerskating off a roof. 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R).
7.00 Hollyoaks (HD). 7.35 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD). Lily realises she still has doubts about becoming a parent.
7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). Moe turns his tavern into a gay bar. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). Bart discovers a passion for American history.
7.00 The Good Life. Tom fears he and Barbara have no money set aside for their old age.
8.00 You’ve Been Framed! Favourites (R). Comical clips, featuring Annette Bening and Kim Jong-il lookalikes. Harry Hill narrates.
8.00 New Girl (R,HD). The gang tries to attend three Christmas parties in a single night. 8.30 New Girl (R,HD). Nick’s conman father shows up. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel.
8.00 Arrow (HD). A killer escapes from prison and continues his evil trade of torture and murder, while Oliver is shocked that the DA is seeking the death penalty for his mother.
8.00 Porridge. Mackay and Barraclough discover Fletch is making booze in his cell and the crafty con seems certain to spend Christmas in solitary.
9.00 Peter Andre: My Life (HD). The Australian singer takes his children along as he promotes his two new fragrances, before he and pregnant girlfriend Emily present a segment on This Morning.
9.00 90210 (HD). Teddy joins the search for Michaela, while Naomi tries to protect Elizabeth’s reputation by taking the flack for an out-ofcontrol royal who causes trouble at an event.
9.00 Strike Back: Shadow Warfare (S,HD). New series. Tough soldiers Stonebridge and Scott (Philip Winchester and Sullivan Stapleton) discover a new threat in the shape of an Iranian terrorist. Robson Green joins the cast.
9.00 Not Going Out. Kate and Lee take in a lodger. Sitcom, starring Lee Mack. 9.40 Not Going Out. Lee has to leave the flat when he gets a job as a caretaker, prompting Kate to look for new housemates.
7.30 FL72 Live (HD). Brighton & Hove Albion v Watford (kick-off 7.45pm). Coverage of the Championship fixture at the Amex Stadium, between two clubs that reached the play-offs last season. Watford have recovered relatively well from losing in the final to Crystal Palace and are expected to challenge for promotion once again, while the Seagulls have taken longer to adapt under new manager Oscar Garcia.
10.00 Release the Hounds 10.00 Made in Chelsea. (HD). Reggie Yates Louise reveals that presents a HalloweenJamie slept with Lucy themed game show in only days before asking which three contestants Phoebe out on a longembark on a quest to overdue date, while unlock chests full of new girl Stephanie prize money in a forest confronts Spencer over at dusk. his bachelor nights out.
10.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life (R,S,HD). Karl Pilkington tries to find out how people achieve happiness, meeting those who find pleasure in pain in Mexico and hanging out with hiphop clowns in LA.
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7.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S). A daredevil organises every detail of his wedding. 8.00 Hotel of Mum and Dad (R,S). A five-year-long relationship is put to the test. 9.00 Cherry Healey: Old Before My Time (S). The presenter looks at how drug abuse affects the human body, meeting a man whose cannabis addiction led to lung problems and a spell in rehab. 10.00 Some Girls (S). 10.30 EastEnders (R,S). 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 American Dad!
7.00 World News Today; Weather 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R). 8.00 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? (R). 8.30 Only Connect. Teams who lost their first heats compete. 9.00 Timeshift: Full Throttle – The Glory Days of British Motorbikes. Motorcycling in Britain. 10.00 How the North West Was Won (R). 10.40 Africa (R). 11.40 Stories from the Dark Earth: Meet the Ancestors Revisited (R).
12.10 American Dad! (S). 12.30 Some Girls (R,S). Viva has some troubling thoughts about Rocky. 1.00 Cherry Healey: Old Before My Time (R,S). 2.00 Hotel of Mum and Dad (R,S). 3.00 Cherry Healey: Old Before My Time (R,S).
12.40 Only Connect (R). 1.10 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? 1.40 Great British Railway Journeys (R). 2.10 Britain on Film: Country Living (R). 2.40 Timeshift: Full Throttle – The Glory Days of British Motorbikes (R).
10.20 Outnumbered. Sue 10.00 The Footballers’ finds an inappropriate Football Show (HD). image on the family Dave Jones is joined by computer, Pete is guests including horrified at the thought footballers, managers of having a heart-toand club chairmen to heart with Gran, and discuss all the major Ben puts his own spin on stories in the week’s a game of chess. football news.
11.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. 11.00 Big Fat Quiz of the 00s 11.00 A League of Their 11.00 House of Wax (HD) 11.00 FL72 Review. A roundThe quirky comic takes a (R,HD). Alan Carr, David Own: Unseen (R,HD). (2005). Five teenagers up of recent matches, surreal look at soap Mitchell, Richard More out-takes from find themselves trapped featuring all the goals sagas and celebrities, Ayoade, Sarah Millican, series seven of the show. in a sinister wax from League One and subjecting them to his Kevin Bridges and Noel museum with a League Two. unique brand of scrutiny. Fielding answer terrifying secret. Horror, questions about the starring Elisha Cuthbert. 11.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 2000s. Jimmy Carr hosts. ●●●
RADIO
1.15 The Only Way Is Essex (R,HD). Reality programme following a group of people in Essex, with each episode filmed just a few days before transmission. 2.00 Life’s Funniest Moments (R). Candid moments captured on camera. 2.20 Teleshopping 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).
12.40 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 1.45 Don’t Trust the B**** in Apartment 23 (R,HD). 2.05 Suburgatory (R,HD). 2.30 Happy Endings (R,HD). 2.55 Rules of Engagement (R,HD). 3.15 Glee (R,HD). 4.00 Life Unexpected (R,HD). 4.40 Ugly Betty (R,HD).
Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw 10.00 Fearne Cotton 12.45pm Newsbeat 1.00 Scott Mills 4.00 Greg James 7.00 Zane Lowe 9.00 Radio 1’s Stories 10.00 Phil Taggart and Alice Levine Midnight Rock Show with Daniel P Carter 2.00 B.Traits 4.00 Dev Radio 2 5.00am Anneka Rice 6.30 Patrick Kielty 9.30 Ken Bruce Noon Vanessa Feltz 2.00 Rhod Gilbert 5.00 Simon Mayo 7.00 Paul Jones 8.00 Craig Charles 10.00 Hugh Laurie’s Blues Changes. The relationship between blues and country music. 11.00 Jools Holland Midnight Janice Long 2.00 Alex Lester
12.00 Spartacus: Vengeance (R,S,HD). Lucretia recruits one of her husband’s former gladiators. 1.15 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 2.10 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,HD). 3.10 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 4.30 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 5.00 Airline (R,S). 5.30 Airline (R,S).
Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast 9.00 Essential Classics Noon Composer of the Week: Franz Joseph Haydn 1.00 News 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert 2.00 Afternoon on 3 4.30 In Tune 6.00 Opera on 3: Wagner 200 – Die Feen 10.00 Free Thinking 10.45 The Free Thinking Essay: New Generation Thinkers 11.00 Jazz on 3. Trumpeter Peter Evans’ Zebulon Trio, recorded at Vortex. 12.30am Through the Night Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing 5.43 Prayer for the Day 5.45 Farming Today 5.58 Tweet of the Day 6.00 Today 9.00 Start the Week 9.45 (LW) Daily Service 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: An Astronaut’s Guide to Life on Earth
12.00 Not Going Out 12.40 Not Going Out 1.15 The Comic Strip Presents: Five Go Mad on Mescalin First sequel to the team’s spoof of Enid Blyton’s Famous Five. 1.45 The Comic Strip Presents: The Bullsh**ters 2.30 Yes, Prime Minister 3.00 Home Shopping Armchair buys.
10.00 Woman’s Hour 11.00 Grey Shorts and Sandals 11.30 Dilemma Noon News 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast 12.04 You and Yours 12.57 Weather 1.00 The World at One 1.45 Getting on Air: The Female Pioneers 2.00 The Archers 2.15 Afternoon Drama: GF Newman’s The Corrupted 3.00 Round Britain Quiz 3.30 The Food Programme 4.00 Prisoner Soul 4.30 The Digital Human 5.00 PM 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast 5.57 Weather 6.00 Six O’Clock News 6.30 The Museum of Curiosity 7.00 The Archers. Darrell is caught red-handed. 7.15 Front Row. Mark Lawson speaks to Sandra Bullock. 7.45 Petite Mort 8.00
The Invention of Italy 8.30 Analysis 9.00 Shared Planet. Monty Don investigates whether the endangered Duke of Burgundy butterfly species can survive in a world with a growing population and an ever-increasing demand for space. 9.30 Start the Week. With Catherine Merridale and Michael Chaplin. 9.59 Weather 10.00 The World Tonight 10.45 Book at Bedtime: The Goldfinch 11.00 The Curse of The Confederacy of Dunces 11.30 Today in Parliament Midnight News 12.30 Book of the Week: An Astronaut’s Guide to Life on Earth 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.00 As BBC World Service 5.20 Shipping Forecast
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12.00 SPFL Round-Up (HD). A review of the latest round of fixtures from the Scottish top flight. 12.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD). 1.30 FL72 Highlights (HD). 2.30 SPFL Round-Up (HD). 3.00 FL72 Review 4.00 The Footballers’ Football Show (HD). 5.00 FL72 Highlights (HD). Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports 5.30 Wake Up to Money 6.00 5 Live Breakfast 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire Noon Tony Livesey 2.00 Richard Bacon 4.00 5 Live Drive 7.00 5 Live Sport: The Monday Night Club. Football debate with Mark Chapman. 9.00 The Ashes: The Tuffers and Vaughan Cricket Show. With Michael Vaughan. 10.00 5 Live Sport: 5 Live Rugby League 10.30 Phil Williams 1.00am Up All Night Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast 9.00 John Suchet 1.00pm Jamie Crick 5.00 Classic FM Drive 8.00 The Full Works Concert 10.00 Smooth Classics 2.00am Nick Bailey
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