ARROW 8pm, Sky1
New series which sees members of the public try to convince a panel of GPs – Pixie McKenna, Ayan Panja and Ellie Cannon – that their homespun cures for various health problems actually work.
The fantasy drama returns four months on from the Undertaking. Events have taken their toll on local hero Oliver, who has retired and gone back to Lian Yu, the island where he was stranded and tortured for five years. Diggle and Felicity manage to track him down – but can they persuade him he is still needed?
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6.00 Emmerdale (R,HD). 6.25 Coronation Street (R,HD). 7.25 You’ve Been Framed! (R). 7.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R). 8.40 Dinner Date (R,HD). 9.40 The Real Housewives of New York City (R,HD). 10.35 The Real Housewives of Orange County (R,HD). 11.30 Big Rich Texas (R,HD). 12.30 Emmerdale. 1.00 Coronation Street. 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R). 4.10 The Real Housewives of Orange County. 5.05 Big Rich Texas.
6.00 Switched (R). 6.25 90210 (R,HD). 7.10 Ugly Betty (R,HD). 7.55 Charmed (R). 9.00 Glee (R,HD). 10.00 New Girl (R,HD). 10.30 Suburgatory (R,HD). 11.00 Rules of Engagement (R,HD). 11.30 Charmed (R). 12.30 Hollyoaks (R,HD). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 3.00 New Girl (R,HD). 3.30 Suburgatory (R,HD). 4.00 Rules of Engagement (R,HD). 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD).
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6.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 7.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). 8.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,S,HD). 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,S,HD). 4.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,S,HD). 5.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.30 The Middle (R,S,HD).
FILM PICKS
HEALTH FREAKS 8.30pm, Channel 4
CHAOS 11pm, Channel 5
Monday television&radio THE BOURNE SUPREMACY 10pm, ITV2
A veteran cop and his inexperienced new partner take on the mysterious criminal masterminding a series of hi-tech heists. Thriller, starring Jason Statham.
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6.00 2point4 Children 6.35 Sykes 7.25 2point4 Children 8.05 Sykes 8.45 Last of the Summer Wine 9.25 Keeping Up Appearances 10.45 Heroes of Comedy 11.50 Just a Minute 12.30 Jo Brand’s Great Wall of Comedy 1.10 The Return of the Borrowers 1.50 Porridge 2.30 As Time Goes By 3.05 Jeeves and Wooster 4.20 Last of the Summer Wine 5.40 One Foot in the Grave
Action thriller sequel, starring Matt Damon, Brian Cox, Joan Allen, Julia Stiles, Franka Potente, Karl Urban and Gabriel Mann.
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6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (HD). 9.00 Football Special (HD). 10.30 FL72 Highlights (HD). 11.00 Spanish Football (HD). 12.00 Football Special (HD). 1.30 Spanish Football (HD). 2.30 Scottish Premiership Football (HD). 3.00 FL72 Highlights (HD). 3.30 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 4.00 Game Changers (HD). 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits.
Peter Andre: My Life, 9pm
Made in Chelsea, 10pm
Arrow, 8pm
Not Going Out, 9pm
Live Football, 7pm
6.00 Dinner Date (R,HD). Renny from Bristol chooses three blind dates.
6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). Sheldon tries to extend his lifespan.
6.00 The Middle (R,S,HD). Frankie and Mike worry Axl will lose out on a college scholarship. 6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).
6.20 Steptoe and Son. Harold dreams of becoming a male model.
6.00 FL72 Review. A roundup of recent matches, featuring all the goals from League One and League Two.
7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R). 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! (R). Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities.
7.00 Hollyoaks (HD). 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD). Lily applies for a firearms licence after Marshall is mugged.
7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). Fat Tony and Selma marry after a whirlwind romance. 7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).
7.00 Bring Me Morecambe & Wise. Celebrating the comedy duo’s series of sketches based around plays that Ernie wrote.
8.00 You’ve Been Framed! Forever (R). Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of surreal camcorder calamities and viewers’ mobilephone footage.
8.00 New Girl (R,HD). Jess and Cece panic about their biological clocks. 8.30 New Girl (R,HD). Winston helps Jess get a bathtub for the apartment.
8.00 Arrow (HD). See Choices Above.
8.00 Porridge. Fletch tries desperately to distance himself from an escape plan, convinced it is doomed from the outset. Festive edition of the comedy from 1975, starring Ronnie Barker.
9.00 Peter Andre: My Life (HD). Following their pregnancy announcement, Pete excitedly prepares for the future with Emily – before getting back to work with the promotion of his two new fragrances.
9.00 90210 (HD). Jordan asks a favour of his mother as he tries to help an incarcerated Mark, but finds that there are strings attached, while Silver attempts to nip Michaela’s promising musical career in the bud.
9.00 Arrow (S,HD). Familiar foe China White returns, and this time she has company in the form of a menacing new partner. Thea gives Roy an ultimatum. Fantasy drama, starring Stephen Amell and Kelly Hu.
9.00 Not Going Out. Lee pretends to be Tim in front of Kate’s Australian friend Ruth and gets a job in a shopping centre distributing leaflets. 9.40 Not Going Out. Lee agrees to give Kate driving lessons.
7.00 Live Monday Night Football (HD). Crystal Palace v Fulham (kick-off 8.00pm). Coverage of the Premier League clash between the two London clubs at Selhurst Park. Both of these teams will be under pressure to pick up points after disappointing starts to the campaign. The last time the two met here – coincidentally a Monday night in October nine years ago – it was the Eagles who came away with a 2-0 victory.
10.20 Outnumbered. Gran 10.00 Karl Pilkington: The 10.00 The Bourne 10.00 Made in Chelsea. takes the family out for Moaning of Life Supremacy (HD) Louise hatches a plan to a day of sightseeing in (R,HD). Karl Pilkington (2004). The amnesiac win back Andy London, where Pete uses answers important life assassin is living quietly following their split, a visit to HMS Belfast to questions, beginning in hiding, until his while Spencer’s romance stage a brief with the relevance of former employers come with a mystery re-enactment of the marriage today, after him again and Californian girl leaves Second World War. exploring arranged murder his girlfriend. A Lucy unimpressed – until marriages in India and CIA operation has Jamie starts flirting with ceremonies in Las Vegas. ended in disaster, and her. those responsible intend to clear their names by 11.00 Big Fat Quiz of the 90s 11.00 Spartacus: Vengeance 11.00 Absolutely Fabulous. 11.00 Spanish Football Gold. implicating Bourne. Edina redesigns her (R,HD). Jimmy Carr grills (R,S,HD). Glaber’s forces Barcelona v Real Madrid. Action thriller sequel, kitchen, and embarks on 11.15 FL72 Review. six celebrities on the gain new recruits, starring Matt Damon, a whirlwind visit to New 1990s. prompting Spartacus Brian Cox, Joan Allen York in search of the and the rebels to train and Julia Stiles. perfect doorknob. harder to keep their new Including FYI Daily. See sanctuary safe. 11.40 Absolutely Fabulous. Choices Above. ●●●●
RADIO
12.10 The Only Way Is Essex (R,HD). Reality programme following a group of people in Essex, with each episode filmed just a few days before transmission. 12.55 The Vampire Diaries (R,HD). 1.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 2.30 Teleshopping. Home shopping.
12.45 The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 1.45 Don’t Trust the B**** in Apartment 23 (R,HD). 2.05 Suburgatory (R,HD). 2.30 Happy Endings (R,HD). 2.50 Rules of Engagement (R,HD). 3.15 Life Unexpected (R,HD). 3.55 Glee (R,HD). 4.35 Ugly Betty (R,HD).
Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw 10.00 Fearne Cotton 12.45pm Newsbeat 1.00 Scott Mills 4.00 Greg James 7.00 Zane Lowe 9.00 Radio 1’s Stories 10.00 Phil Taggart and Alice Levine Midnight Rock Show with Daniel P Carter 2.00 B.Traits 4.00 Dev Radio 2 5.00am Vanessa Feltz 6.30 Patrick Kielty 9.30 Michael Ball Noon Jeremy Vine 2.00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon 5.00 Simon Mayo 7.00 Paul Jones 8.00 Jo Whiley. The new albums by Paul McCartney and Lissie. 10.00 Hugh Laurie’s Blues Changes 11.00 Jools Holland Midnight Janice Long 2.00 Alex Lester
12.15 A League of Their Own: Unseen (R,S,HD). 1.15 Brit Cops: War on Crime (R,S). 2.10 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). Danno’s former partner is murdered. 3.10 Road Wars (R,S,HD). 4.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 4.30 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S). 5.00 Airline (R,S). 5.30 Airline (R,S).
Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast 9.00 Essential Classics Noon Composer of the Week: Jean-Baptiste Lully 1.00 News 1.02 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. The Doric Quartet performs Haydn and Schumann. 2.00 Afternoon on 3 4.30 In Tune 6.30 Composer of the Week: Jean-Baptiste Lully 7.30 Radio 3 Live in Concert. The Scottish Ensemble and artistic director Jonathan Morton play works by Brahms, Walton, Leopold Hurt and Martin Suckling, live from the Music Hall, Aberdeen. 10.00 Free Thinking. Matthew Sweet chairs a debate from Derry-Londonderry. 10.45 The Essay: Autumn 1973 11.00 Jazz on 3 12.30am Through the Night
Radio 4 5.30am News Briefing 5.43 Prayer for the Day 5.45 Farming Today 5.58 Tweet of the Day 6.00 Today 9.00 Start the Week 9.45 (LW) Daily Service 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: Bonkers – My Life in Laughs 10.00 Woman’s Hour 11.00 Meet the Jewslims 11.30 Dilemma Noon News 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast 12.04 You and Yours 12.57 Weather 1.00 The World at One 1.45 Terror Through Time: The Story of Terrorism from The Assassins to Al Qaeda 2.00 The Archers 2.15 Afternoon Drama: GF Newman’s The Corrupted 3.00 Round Britain Quiz. Teams from Northern Ireland and Wales compete. 3.30 The Food
12.20 The Comic Strip Presents: Four Men in a Plane. Squabbling and ego-clashes erupt between a quartet of sales professionals flying to a conference. Comedy, with Rik Mayall. 1.10 Not Going Out 1.45 Not Going Out 2.15 The Comic Strip Presents: Four Men in a Plane 3.00 Home Shopping Programme 4.00 Auditioning for Auntie 4.30 The Digital Human 5.00 PM 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast 5.57 Weather 6.00 Six O’Clock News 6.30 The Museum of Curiosity 7.00 The Archers 7.15 Front Row 7.45 Gillespie and I 8.00 The Invention of Italy 8.30 Analysis 9.00 Shared Planet 9.30 Start the Week 9.59 Weather 10.00 The World Tonight 10.45 Book at Bedtime: The Goldfinch 11.00 Verse Illustrated 11.15 Warhorses of Letters 11.30 Today in Parliament Midnight News and Weather 12.30 Book of the Week: Bonkers – My Life in Laughs 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.00 As BBC World Service 5.20 Shipping Forecast
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12.15 SPFL Round-Up (HD). 12.45 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD). 1.45 Monday Night Football (HD). Crystal Palace v Fulham. Action from the Premier League clash between the two London clubs. 4.15 Spanish Football Gold 4.30 SPFL Round-Up 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (HD). Radio 5 Live 5.00am Morning Reports 5.30 Wake Up to Money 6.00 5 Live Breakfast 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire Noon Shelagh Fogarty 2.00 Sam Walker 4.00 5 Live Drive 7.00 5 Live Sport: The Monday Night Club 8.00 5 Live Sport: Premier League Football 2013-14 10.00 5 Live Sport: Final Whistle 10.30 Phil Williams 1.00am Up All Night Classic FM 6.00am More Music Breakfast 9.00 John Suchet 1.00pm Jamie Crick 5.00 Classic FM Drive 8.00 The Full Works Concert. Beethoven, Schubert, Duruflé. 10.00 Smooth Classics. With Margherita Taylor. 2.00am Nick Bailey
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7.00 Don’t Tell the Bride (R,S). 8.00 Hotel of Mum and Dad (R,S). Two couples from Norwich move into their own homes. 9.00 Cherry Healey: Old Before My Time (S). New series. The health implications of excessive consumption. 10.00 Some Girls (S). 10.30 EastEnders (R,S). Whitney gets on the wrong side of Dennis the menace. 11.00 Family Guy (R,S). 11.25 Family Guy (R,S). 11.45 American Dad! (R,S). 12.10 American Dad! (R,S). Stan’s friends are shocked to learn that he has never killed anyone, despite his high-octane career. 12.30 Some Girls (R,S). 1.00 Cherry Healey: Old Before My Time (R,S). 2.00 Crime, Carnage & Cancun: Stacey Dooley Investigates (R,S). 3.00 Cherry Healey: Old Before My Time (R,S).
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7.00 World News Today; Weather. 7.30 Britain from Above (R). Examining the history of Britain’s landscape. 8.00 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? (R). Newlywed Bob has a trying time. 8.30 Only Connect. Teams who lost their first heats compete. 9.00 Impact! A Horizon Guide to Car Crashes. The breakthroughs which have transformed road safety since the 1950s. 10.00 Storyville: Pussy Riot – A Punk Prayer. 11.30 Africa (R). 12.30 Lost Kingdoms of Africa (R). 1.30 Only Connect (R). 2.00 Britain from Above (R). 2.30 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? (R). 3.00 Impact! A Horizon Guide to Car Crashes (R).
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