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Statesman JANUARY

the phrases that defined 2020

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PAPER EDITORS-IN-CHIEF: Sara Croghan, Cameron Rhode & Carly Wheeler

LHS men’s fashion - ABBIE DEKRAMER Statesman rewind - LILLI EPPINGA Statesman rewind - LILLI EPPINGA The phrases that defined 2020 - MOLLY WETSCH The phrases that defined 2020 - MOLLY WETSCH I though you graduated? - CARTER ERICSON I though you graduated? - CARTER ERICSON

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FEATURE EDITORS: Lilli Eppinga & Anna Engels

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ENTERTAINMENT EDITORS: Avery Blackman & Adyson Sand

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PERSPECTIVES EDITORS: Daniel Bethke, Henry Haft, Chloe Hartje & Chloe Houwman NEWS EDITOR: Abbie DeKramer STAFF WRITERS: Olivia Brost, Claire Brown, Hannah Cisar, Anna Engels, Carter Ericson, Mara Fendrich, Kaden Fossum, Paige Gordon, Veronica Iseminger, Emma Johnson, Madyson Lawson, Charley Lockwood-Powell, Kate McCartney, Margaret Ann Mickelberg, Alexis Miller, Baily Plourde, Lydia Sarbacker, Gavin Solomon, Kate Tollinger, Jamison Vetter, Thompson Wakefield & Carson Woods ADVISER: Katie Kroeze

ABOUT THE Statesman T he Statesman’s purpose is to inform and entertain with an honest and accurate approach. The opinions of students, staff members and faculty are expressed in a tasteful manner. The Statesman is a member of the National Scholastic Press Association and the Journalism Education Association. The Statesman was awarded a Pacemaker in 2007 and was nominated for the 2012-2013 year. The Statesman has received Superior and best newspaper in the state of South Dakota three years in a row. The editors and adviser take responsibility for the content of the Statesman.

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The faded light-blue issue was the first-ever model of the Statesman; with little color and large size, it stands to mark the beginning of the LHS newspaper in the first year LHS opened.

12 experienced staff members were the first to set the stage, writing the path for all future students. Vintage ad images were often displayed. Deals such as “69 cents will buy you a hamburger, fries and a malt at the frosty treat” demonstrate how long ago the first Statesman was published and the historical importance of the issue.

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This bright blue issue marks the 10th anniversary of the Statesman. Within those years, the staff published stories that voiced student concerns, awards and events occurring at the time. The articles hold a similar design style and image type as the issues published in the first 10 years. However, the issue gained a few more pages of color: a page with a pink background and a few others with red titles. Some articles incorporated elements such as elaborate drawings of people or collages of student pictures.

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As one of the most tumultuous years in recent history came to an end, citizens of the U.S. (and beyond) reflected on how 2020 affected their psyche. These differing reflections contained several common phrases, which The New York Times categorized as the 20 phrases that defined 2020. I decided to create my own small list of phrases and words that, in my mind, defined 2020 for LHS, Sioux Falls and the world.

As COVID-19 rocked the world, millions of people were forced to quarantine, spending weeks or even months in their home as uncertainty surrounding the pandemic grew and infection rates climbed.

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The late basketball legend Kobe Bryant’s signature phrase and the title of his memoir. Bryant passed away in a helicopter accident in early 2020, and his death was felt around the world.

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The Black Lives Matter movement skyrocketed in its public perception in 2020, hosting thousands of rallies and protests across the country, and several in Sioux Falls and at LHS. Celebrities have also voiced their support for the movement, including Ariana Grande and Shawn Mendes.

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This TikTok slogan represents what has become the most popular social media platform in the world; with over 800 million users, TikTok is a prime source for comedy, music and even activism. 2020 was the year of TikTok, spurring millions to join the platform. Some LHS students even got their own taste of viral fame last year.

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COVID-19 has brought many challenges to our world. Not being able to see family members, small businesses being forced to close down and a severe economic decline are among the many challenges faced.. As a result of the pandemic, there has been a massive demand for substitute teachers. This is the perfect opportunity for college students who are coming back home for their winter break.

Many college students who plan on going into teaching after they graduate have already taken advantage of this opportunity.

“I decided to become a substitute teacher because I plan on becoming a teacher after college,” said former LHS student Dylan Salonen. “It has been an amazing experience and I am lucky to have been able to do it. Overall, I definitely recommend substituting, especially if you plan on becoming a teacher in the future.

It gives you a great idea of what an average day will look like after graduation.”

This opportunity does not only benefit those who desire to teach students in grades K-12, but also those who want to pursue teaching at the collegiate level.

“I decided to become a substitute teacher because I want to become a professor and get my Ph.D.,” said college student Hosea Kost. “However, if I had the opportunity to sub at my old high school, I probably would not because I feel like it would be very weird, especially since I

come from a small school.”

Many college students have decided to sub because they want to pick up some extra cash during their winter break.

“I do not plan on going into teaching after college, I just needed some extra money,” said former LHS student Elliot Hackett. “So far my experience has been immaculate. I would strongly recommend it to future students who are looking to make some money over the break. I am thankful to have been given the opportunity, I had a great time.”

Substitute teaching has many benefits. Not only are students able to load up their checking accounts, but they are also able to add the experience to their resumes. It is a great opportunity to get recommendations from teachers, counselors and principals. For those who may want to student teach at high schools, subbing will allow you to get to know the staff there.

In addition, it gives students the opportunity to meet many different types of people. Having this experience is something to definitely take advantage of.

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he skips down the hallways of LHS wearing rainbow skirts, neon tops and stickers on her face. Many in the halls might ask, “who is that girl?” She is bubbly, loud, colorful and passionate. She is Serie Hall.

Hall is a voracious fairytale reader who can quote “Once Upon a Time” episodes almost completely by memory. She describes herself as a theater girl and hopes to be an actress someday in her future, preferably a Disney princess voice actress. Her hobbies are very clearly portrayed in her whimsical and fairy-like Japanese Decora Kei style.

South Dakotans are more than likely not used to seeing Decora in this predominantly traditional state, so their curiosity is not unfounded when they see Hall in a tornado of children’s section clothes and Claire’s accessories. This curiosity sometimes urges people to comment on Hall’s fashion choices, both positively and negatively.

However, Hall never fails to laugh at the rude comments she gets from those who might not understand her apparel.

“I get lots of comments, but they’re honestly really funny to me,” said Hall. “I get asked a lot if I’m color blind, which doesn’t make a lot of sense, but it sure is amusing. My favorite, favorite thing anyone’s ever said to me is ‘Are you, like, white? Because you seem Japanese.’

[That question] lives rent free in my brain. That was a few years ago, and I still haven’t figured out what it means. In case you want to know though, yes I am, like, white.”

Hall has not always dressed how she truly wanted to. In middle school she was shy and laid low under the radar. She remembers the last day of eighth grade when her teacher went around the room talking about the memories they had with each student. When the circle came around to Hall, the teacher could not think of a memory and told one of Hall’s brother.

“I remember coming home and crying because I knew I was just forgettable, boring and shy,” said Hall.

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She turned to her online friends for support and came back the next school year with a whole new look, one that embodied her.

“I loved Decora for a long time, but I never had the confidence to dress in it,” said Hall.

“I was talking to my online friends one day and, not that I condone this, I lied and said that I dress in Decora every day (because that’s who I wanted to be). They believed the lie and told me to send them pictures. So naturally, I dug through my whole closet to find the closest thing to decora as I could and did a little photoshoot. They actually thought it looked really cute, and that gave me the confidence to wear it to school.”

People continue to give Hall weird looks and critiques about her style; some call her childish simply because of her clothing.

“Childish is not really how I think of myself,” said Hall. “I think judging someone for liking hair clips and rainbows is far more childish than being the person who likes those things.”

Judgement is something that all high schoolers experience. Hall agrees that South Dakota is not the best place for going out of the norm, but here at LHS she is comfortable being herself, especially in LHS’s Alt community.

“There aren’t many of us here at Lincoln, but I know enough people with strange fashion senses,” said Hall. “Even with people who are way different than me, we have this mutual understanding that we’re just being ourselves and having fun.”

Hall is proud to be undeniably herself. She makes people smile and lights up people’s souls with her fun style, positive attitude and sweet personality. She leads by example and encourages everyone to feel free in discovering and uncovering themselves to the world.

“The hard part has never been being myself,” said Hall. “It was figuring out who that is and how to show her to the world. Once I did that, it was easy peasy.” lhsstatesman.com

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LINCOLN’S LUNCHTIME FAVORITES Paige gordon Lunch — almost everyone's favorite period of the school day.

It is the time of day to socialize, get a decent meal and relax before returning to class. So, let us take a look at some of LHS’s favorite lunchtime meals. by

Best places to go There are a few top-tier places that are loved by many LHS students. Among all the nearby fastfood chains, Slim Chickens, Bagel Boy and Taco Bell are the top three most visited food stops during open lunch. Not just as a good place to eat, but also places to hang out with friends. For those who prefer to stay on school grounds (whether that be by choice or not), there are plenty of places in the building to gather with friends during lunch. A few popular choices are the band room, the foyer or even the parking lot.

Chicken Chicken, in all its forms, is one of the most widely consumed lunches by LHS students. Whether it is a sandwich or just regular tenders, people just cannot get enough of it. Not to mention, there are plenty of places to pick from on Minnesota Avenue, one of the most frequented being Slim Chickens.

Ever since opening their first Sioux Falls location on Minnesota Avenue, Slim’s has been a hotspot for upperclassmen with open lunch. Some favorites include the 3&3 meal, Classic meal, Chick’s meal and their variety of chicken sandwiches.

Bagels and Coffee Missed breakfast? Get a bagel! LHS students in particular seem to gravitate towards Bagel Boy for a quick lunchtime bagel. The most popular choices are the turkey club and the bacon breakfast boy, often paired with a coffee for an afternoon boost.

Healthier alternatives Though not the most popular choice among students, some LHS students choose to eat at the very least a bit healthier. A handful of students choose to go home and prepare something themselves, and some head out to Subway or Jimmy Johns to build their very own, veggie-packed sandwich.

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420 minutes a day, five days a week, 25 weeks of school for a total of 52,500 minutes with our various teachers every school year. This much time spent in the classroom helps students better understand many of the characteristics that encompass each of our teachers’ varying personalities. With this in mind, The Statesman came together to devise the most fitting walk-up songs for some of the spectacular teachers at LHS.

420 minutes a day, five days a week, 25 weeks of school for a total of 52,500 minutes with our various teachers every school year. This much time spent in the classroom helps students better understand many of the characteristics that encompass each of our teachers’ varying personalities. With this in mind, The Statesman came together to devise the most fitting walk-up songs for some of the spectacular teachers at LHS.

Teachers’ Rice - “It’s All Coming Back Now” by Walkup Bogart - Star Wars theme song by John Wil iams Celine Dion Songs Harte - “Roxanne” by Arizona Zervas

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Newitt - “Everywhere You Look”

by Jesse Fredrick Jaws - “Jaws” by John Williams

Rice, Jansen, Jaws, Naasz - “I’ll Be There For You” (aka “Friends” theme song) by L.P. Pastrano - “Freedom” by Rage Against the Machine

Newitt - “Everywhere You Look”

by Jesse Fredrick

Blankenship - Pearl Jam’s entire collection of music

Amundson Back in Black” by AC/DC Jaws - “Jaws”

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Jones - Hard Work Drill Marching Music

Rice, Jansen, Jaws, Naasz - “I’ll Be There - “Roxanne” Arizona For You” Harte (aka “Friends” themeby song)

by Zervas L.P.Bogart - Star Wars theme song by John Williams PastranoAmundson - “Freedom”- “Back

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Hidden inside the Jones 421 Marketplace downtown, Swamp Daddy’s Cajun Kitchen delivers Cajun and Creole food that is certain to bring a southern flair to your taste buds. With a variety of southern specialties to choose from, every customer, without a doubt, will find a dish to enjoy.

Owner Del’Inkka Beaudion moved her business into the Jones Building four years ago, transferring from a food truck to a sit-down restaurant.

Upon arriving from Alexandria, LA, Beaudion noticed the lack of Cajun cuisine in Sioux Falls. Taking into account Beaudion’s southern roots, she incorporated family recipes into the menu and named the restaurant after a popular joint in Alexandria. Swamp Daddy’s makes customers aware of the type of food offered the minute they hear the name.

Walking into the Jones Building, it is impossible to miss the bright yellow facade adorned with colorful beads

and masquerade masks. The interior is decorated with elaborate paintings ranging from crocodiles to a woman wearing Mardi Gras accessories.

Although the restaurant is closed on Sundays and Mondays, Swamp Daddy’s is open Tuesday through Saturday from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. with additional evening hours of 5:30 p.m. to 8 p.m. Thursday through Saturday.

Since seating has been limited due to COVID-19, Swamp Daddy’s offers takeout for anyone that does not feel comfortable dining in.

The menu was created to accommodate a palatable range of spice levels. Swamp Daddy’s serves a variety of southern favorites, such as New Orleans blackened shrimp and catfish tacos, along with dishes like Cajun chicken pasta and lettuce wraps. All entrées are under $16, and customers will definitely get their money’s worth.

The quantity leaves Cajun connoisseurs feeling satisfied while not overly stuffed.

In addition to hearty main dishes, there are a plethora of sides to choose from.

Along with the traditional option of fries and pork skins, alligator bites and fried okra bring savory preferences to those who want to try Louisiana cuisine at its finest. Most of the sides are gluten-free friendly, as are some of their main dishes upon request. For families with young children, Swamp Daddy’s also offers a kid-friendly menu filled with classic staples such as mac and cheese and chicken nuggets. With a flavorful variety, there is a dish for everyone to try.

Arriving right when the business opened, my uncle and I were warmly greeted and our order was taken quickly. Upon Beaudion’s suggestion, we ordered the Louisiana platter to split. The Louisiana platter includes a serving of jambalaya, catfish bites and crawfish hushpuppies. The crawfish hushpuppies tasted like fluffy cornbread, but the crawfish embedded inside

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brought forth a new flavor experience.

These delicious morsels are worth ordering as a side. Most restaurants heavily coat their fish, leaving the customer tasting more breading than seafood; at Swamp Daddy’s, however, the catfish bites are lightly breaded, allowing the fish to be savored. Both the hushpuppies and catfish were served with homemade tartar sauce that was zesty and complementary to both sides.

The jambalaya had enough andouille sausage to be packed into each bite and was not overly spicy. The creamy rice was sprinkled with bell peppers that were full of flavor and brought the whole dish together. This tasty trio introduces traditional Louisiana favorites and offers a flavor profile that will leave the customer delighted.

In addition to the Louisiana platter, we split a po’boy, choosing the catfish option over the fried chicken and shrimp ones. This large sandwich is an absolute must-try. The warm French bread could

LOCATION BACKGROUND 421 N PHILLIPS AVE SWAMP DADDY’S SIOUX FALLS, SD 57104 FOUNDER, DEL’INKKA BEAUDION, STARTED HOURS HER BUSINESS AS SUN-MON : CLOSED A FOOD TRUCK BUT TUES-WED : 11AM-3PM TRANSITIONED TO THURS-SAT : 11AM-3PM, SIT-DOWN IN 2018.

5:30PM-9PM WHAT WE LOVE THE INTERIOR AND PAINTINGS ENVELOP YOU DOWN SOUTH, MAKING THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE FEEL AUTHENTIC WHAT TO KNOW COME ON AN EMPTY STOMACH, THE FOOD IS RICH AND TASTES BETTER WHEN HOT, SO TRY NOT TO LEAVE WITH LEFTOVERS.

barely contain maple infused cake full of the catfish, blueberries that melted in tomatoes, our mouths. lettuce and Swamp Daddy’s brings DESSERT TO TRY ENTRÉE TO TRY cheese. Pickles much needed Cajun TO WRAP UP TRY THE LOUISIANA YOUR TIME AT THE PLATTER FOR A helped break cuisine to the Midwest.

CAJUN KITCHEN, HEARTY SAMPLE. THE the richness and The flavorful dishes will TRY A BLUEBERRY PLATTER INCLUDES the Cajun mayo take customers down FLAPJACK CAKE. JAMBALAYA, drizzled over South and bring back THIS SIGNATURE CATFISH BITES the top brought memories for those who DESSERT IS A MAPLE AND CRAWFISH INFUSED CAKE FULL HUSHPUPPIES. some heat. The have visited. The friendly OF BLUEBERRIES. ingredients are southern hospitality feels packed into each personal and makes for bite, allowing all an enjoyable experience. of the flavors to Next month, since Sioux OVERALL RATING blend together.

Falls does not throw 5/5 STARS. THE COMBINATION OF FOOD The fresh cut Mardi Gras parties, AND FRIENDLY SERVICE MAKES FOR AN ENJOYABLE EXPERIENCE. fries are crispy Swamp Daddy’s will be and sprinkled serving limited specials with the perfect amount of salt. If in lieu of the celebration. Whether people ask at the counter, a small dish of customers are looking for a new their signature Cajun mayo can be served restaurant to try or seeking out on the side, which I highly recommend. delectable comfort, Swamp Daddy’s At the end of our meal, we decided will not fail to deliver a southern to share the blueberry flapjack cake, a experience that they will not forget.

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With COVID-19 cases on the rise, bringing the movie theater to your home is becoming a popular option for many.

For a long time, if people wanted to see a new movie they would have to go to the movie theater. Now, many big companies are having new movies go from theaters to rental DVDs much sooner than they have in the past.

Some companies, such as WarnerBros, are making their movies available to rent the same day as it is released in theaters. People now have the decision to either stay home and watch new releases or go to the theaters if they feel comfortable. This winter there are many popular movies that will be streaming on various platforms at the same time they are available in the theaters.

A hit movie from 2020 is “Trolls World Tour,’’ which was released earlier in the year on March 11, 2020. The movie has many stand out actors and actresses such as Kelly Clarkson, Chance the Rapper, Anna Kendrick and Justin Timberlake, just to name a few. During its release date, all the theaters across the country were shut down, and because they did not want to waste their time with all the troubles of rescheduling, the producers decided to head

straight to streaming and skip the theaters completely. Even though the movie did not go to the theaters, it still made around $100 million.

Last Christmas, a Disney Pixar movie entitled “Soul” completely skipped the theaters and went straight to streaming on Disney+. The movie was directed by Pete Docter, the same director that directed “Inside Out.” “Soul” features the voices of actors Jamie Foxx, Daveed Diggs and actress Tina Fey. The movie focuses on a band teacher who is trying to find his passion and what it means to have a soul.

One of the most popular newly released movies of 2020 was “Wonder Woman 1984,” which aired on Dec. 25, 2020. “Wonder Woman 1984” appeared in theaters the same day it was released to streaming services. The movie features actress Gal Gadot, who appeared in the 2017 release “Wonder Woman.”

“Wonder Woman 1984” is streaming on HBO Max, and anyone can access it with a subscription.

In 2021, there are many new movies that will begin streaming the same day they are released in the theaters.

The movie “The Little Things” is a thriller featuring actors Denzel Washington, Rami Malek and Jared Leto.

The movie will be focused on two detectives trying to locate a serial killer. “The Little Things” will be in theaters and streaming on HBO Max on Jan. 29, 2021.

Another new movie coming out in 2021 is “Tom and Jerry,” which is based on the TV series “Tom and Jerry” that has been around since 1940.

The movie will be released to HBO Max on Feb. 26, 2021 and in theaters that same day.

The movie features actress Chloe Grace Mortez and actor Colin Jost. The movie was originally supposed to be released on March 5, 2021, but it got bumped up a week earlier.

Some big movies that are coming out this winter have decided to have their movies in theaters first and then a few weeks later become available for streaming. The movie “Cherry” will be in theaters on Feb. 26 and will then go on Apple TV on March 12.

Actors Tom Holland, Jack Reynor and actress Ciara Bravo star in “Cherry.” The movie is based on the novel “Cherry” written by Nico Walker.

Whether staying in or going out, there are many new movies available in theaters or available to stream on your TV. Cozy up this winter and transform your house into an at-home theater.

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Disclaimer: This is a satire and is not meant to be taken seriously Have you ever wondered about whom you sit next to? What secrets they hold, the faults and lies they keep? All tucked away inside? Most of the time the thought passes and you move on, but what if I were to tell you a secret behind them all?

There’s an infestation at bay. Not of mice or cockroaches or pesky ants, but an even smaller perpetrator — on the necks of your teachers, administrators and peers.

A freckle. This freckle is seemingly harmless and almost unnoticeable to the naked eye, but a vital component to a massive undercover operation. It’s quite literally the perfect disguise; people wouldn’t think twice of a little freckle. I mean, we all seem to have them some place or another, but this is different. It is precisely in the same exact spot on each neck — approximately three fingers down from either ear, same size, same color.

Though I am still unsure of their function, I’m pretty certain it’s a tracking device implant from the government that monitors and controls us. It’s honestly surprising no one else has discovered this. I personally don’t have the chip in my neck — neither does my cat — but I’m afraid to say my mother and sister are amongst the ones who are victim to implantation (each of them have “the freckle” on the same side, of course). At least ¾ of my friends as well. My fish too; he now has

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a small brown speck on one of his scales right before reaching his first side fin. I’ve had to permanently remove him from my room for security purposes and fear for my life.

The chance of him exposing me to the government isn’t a risk I can afford to take. Luckily, my mother and sister reside in other quarters of my house. I’ve still barricaded my bedroom door in case things get out of hand.

I also escape every morning through a loose panel on my ceiling and crawl over to the front door so I can fall through and leave without harm.

The freckle only seems to be appearing on more and more necks around me, and it’s only a matter of time before they completely take over all of our necks. Stay alert, keep yourself safe at whatever cost it may be and if you do have one of these freckles, please check in with your dermatologist; you’ll probably be surprised at what you find out.

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AnnA engels Apr. 21, 2010 After five minutes of your mom trying to get you up for school, you finally roll out of bed to throw on your plaid, patched Bermuda shorts, a butterfly short sleeve and head downstairs. As you wait for your Pillsbury Toaster Strudel to pop up, you flip from the news station your parents were watching to “Wonder Pets” and start singing along to the intro song. Suddenly you hear the bus come rumbling down the street and you fly out of your chair. Running to put your Twinkle Toes Sketchers on, you hear the squeaks of the bus coming to a halt. Just in time, you grab your Jansport backpack, run out the front door, down the driveway and hop on the bus. You quickly blurt out a “good morning” to the bus driver as you zip by him and scramble to find a spot to sit. On your way to school, you and your friends scream the words to the Kidz Bop version of “California Gurls” and repeatedly ask the bus driver to turn the music up.

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to the lunchroom in a single-file line, dreaming of the day you can roam freely without a line-leader. After sitting down to eat your foot-long hotdog, mixed fruit and frosting covered cupcake, the gossip begins. Now is the time to share details about your new-found crush and make up traumatic stories that somehow everyone believes. Eventually, after everyone is up-to-date, you dump your tray and head out to recess, the prime moment of your school day. Without hesitation, the first thing you do is run to the “king” section in 4-square to claim your spot and the winning title. That is, until someone makes an inaccurate call and you voluntarily forfeit the game and off you go to the playground.

Of course, recess isn’t complete without smelling like wood chips and chasing your crush around before heading back inside.

A few more hours of reading and spelling, and your day of learning is complete.

Once home, you kick off your Sketchers, grab a SunnyD and Cosmic brownie and flip back on the TV, this time watching “Max & Ruby.” Suddenly, you hear the garage door open, so you rush to turn off the TV, hide all of your after-school snacks and abruptly greet your mom at the back door. Before she can ask you questions about your day, you grab your sibling to go outside and ride scooters prior to starting your homework, the most dreaded part of your day. You sit down at the kitchen table and attempt to start your math worksheet. Following a few minutes of failed efforts at a problem, you give in and ask your dad for help, which eventually results in you sitting there, sobbing over the piece of paper.

Post-dinner, your family cohesively decides to play a family board game, and out comes CandyLand. The game lasts until someone gets caught cheating and the board gets jumbled by the guilt of the “innocent” cheater.

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In the yard of our two neighbors stood two pine trees whose branches had been trimmed up to a few yards high, creating an oblong canopy off the side of their house. A blue and yellow plastic spun rope had been tethered around the lowest hanging branch. When ideas and games were scarce, hours were spent under these trees absentmindedly swinging and ambling through our thoughts out loud. Looking back at it now, these simple times and talk under the trees were the embodiment of our existence.

It was “our spot” where the best thoughts were pondered and where the best games were created. That rope, although it endured years of swinging from kids that were still growing, held strong. But, alas, it no longer hangs. The rope eventually fell victim just a few years ago to two rambunctious teenage boys (the former toy connoisseurs), who were now too big to be supported by its fraying strands. During the many years the rope had hung, the branch it hung on had continued to grow in spite of it. And as a result, a small ring still remains around the branch where the bark is smooth and

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It’s been a while since I’ve talked to my few neighbors. A while used to be days, then it turned into weeks, and now somehow it’s years. Even more years since those summer days and nights. I still see them every day. Well, kind of. We tend to leave for school at the same time, and sometimes if the timing is right we walk out our garage doors at the same time and for just a moment I’m taken back to the joy I would have gotten from such peculiar and perfect timing. But instead of dashing across the street to play, we get into our cars and solemnly drive to school, something only the big kids did, something formerly only in our wildest dreams of the future. But in our dreams there wasn’t silence. Even these days I walk alone out the door, not at the heels of my brother. No, he’s off to an even more outrageous concept: college. Why, he hasn’t even been around for a few summers. Alas, the extent of our most personal interactions includes the awkward drive to school, one of us in front of the other. What is the appropriate tailing distance of someone you used to know? A small part of me still feels like I know them in the absence of communication. I still keep tabs, watching them go to and from their houses, seeing who visits, seeing who leaves. I like to think they still keep tabs on me. I wonder if they take notice of what cars seem to come most frequently and if they pondered who could be the occupants of those cars, wondering who I was spending my time with.

I know I wonder this about them.

They left a mark on me, they shaped me into who I am, leaving their own ring around my permanent existence. And although they may no longer be wrapped around me, and although those times may have reached an end, those times did not see an end in me.

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Although I pride myself on my ability to think outside the box, I can acknowledge that it will get me nowhere on the ACT. So naturally, the week before I was set to take it, I clawed and begged for scientific wisdom from anyone who looked like they could read a data table.

The secret is that there’s not one. That the data mostly exists to overwhelm the test taker and cause them difficulty, given that the ACT can only test on units within a certain level of expertise. It’s exactly like the reading section, only with numbers.

I tried to desensitize myself to those numbers, but I must admit that the science section won that round over me.

I never considered myself a math or science person, but I also never thought to doubt why I had this perception of myself. Whenever I try to picture some event that made me decide numbers weren’t my forte, I come up short. Through the finger-smudged little rose colored glasses of my elementary school memories, it is impossible for me to tell whether STEM

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pushed me away or I never gave it a chance. Both sides have a compelling argument.

On side one, it’s tempting to blame the mentality within STEM, that only the strongest are bound to succeed and failure falls entirely on the student’s willpower. I have never had a problem throughout my education in giving these fields a piece of my mind, secretly dreading that once I started college, I would stick out like a sore thumb in those required courses, that I would walk into class and be met with prodigies, pitchforks sharpened and ready to go. It was a souring taste, internalizing that if I felt like I didn’t belong and I wasn’t at the same level as my peers, it meant I didn’t and I wasn’t.

I labeled myself as different from an early age, as creative and artistically talented. This wasn’t necessarily positive in my mind; I assumed it meant I had a weakness hiding somewhere, one as significant as my strength. I didn’t start to identify myself as right-brained until I watched my gifted education

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classmates master long division, and I started to fear I would never keep up their pace. The path I have led myself on since childhood was not paved from interest and exploration. I was protecting myself, or at least, I thought I was, from a world full of locked doors.

Remember, though, that I have another side to this dilemma.

It is entirely possible that because my learning process is slow yet concise, I assumed I had been dealt a weak hand, never bothering to learn the rules of the game. I learned the arts of confidence and bluffing, and I have since come to realize that had I gone into a non-creative career, they likely would have been the most vital and valuable skills of all. As much as that ACT section pained me, I got to see what was behind its mask: the notion that numbers can lie. Rather, they can mislead. It was the shattering of this seemingly bulletproof exterior that opened the door for me.

Of course, this exterior was intentional. It succeeded for

years in convincing me that STEM requires some inborn ability that creatives like me simply did not possess. Furthermore, it succeeded in making me believe if I understood the material, I was somehow a fraud.

What I experienced is known as Imposter Syndrome.

Although there is no specific definition, it is known to show up in professionals who place personal value in their productivity out of fear they are, in reality, unqualified. It festers in all of us.

My advice to those who have not yet made my mistakes is as follows: no one understands your mind the way you do. As someone who spends every passing moment with yourself, you have seen your capabilities more than anyone in this world.

Ask questions, even ones that you think make you look stupid. Let down your guard. I know it’s much easier said than done, but it’s one of my most important takeaways from my time at LHS. Keep pushing forward and you may find that inertia is on your side.

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andemic and politics: the two topics that have consumed conversations all across the nation for almost a year now. It’s almost as if we as a society have forgotten how to focus on anything else.

It’s the new norm to remark “stay healthy” as we’re saying goodbye or signing off a letter; it’s the new norm to open the News app on our phones and expect the only headlines we see to be about rising cases or election results. There’s no question about it: 2020 was unlike any year before, and we like to focus on its universal uniqueness. But what about the issues people around us are experiencing personally?

Struggling with depression, working through classes, exploring relationships and sexuality and planning for after high school; these are just a few of the responses the Statesman received when we asked students about one aspect of their lives that most people at school don’t know about.

While these issues may not be relevant for the whole student body of LHS like how COVID-19 and recent politics are, they

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mean the world to someone within these walls.

Whether the responses to our question made you laugh or somberly reflect, it’s plain to see that there’s a lot we don’t know about each other. We can never be positive about the thoughts that consume the minds of others.

It’s easy to get caught up in “the topic of the hour,” but in this new virtual world, it’s more important than ever to stay present and aware of the “little things” going on in the lives of those around you. Afterall, the “little things” may seem minor to you, but they could be weighing heavily on someone else.

Yes, make sure your friends are safe and healthy. Offer an ear if they need someone to talk to about the recent political climate.

But remember that there are other things occupying their minds — likely something completely different than the thoughts occupying your own. They might be coping with a mental illness or struggling with one of their classes. Or simply imagining themselves rollerblading down the hallway while speaking in a British accent… I guess?

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ruth is hard to come by, especially in the highly polarized political climate that plagues our nation. It seems as if every “truth” has been tailored in an effort to gain political popularity. Read enough mass media or social media and there is a truth of every flavor.

No matter where they are on the political spectrum, different forms of media are constantly trying to sell their viewers on a certain narrative. Unfiltered truth is in short supply and we need it now more than ever.

According to a Gallup poll, 60% of all U.S. adults said they had either not very much or no trust at all in mass media such as TV, newspapers and radio. Nowadays it feels like people can choose what they want to believe. There are so many news sources with contradicting truths, which allows people to pick sources that support their views. This causes many never-ending arguments because

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Over the years, technology has given the public access to more information than ever before, but it also caters to what people want to see. This makes it so people mostly see things they agree with causing their opinions to rarely be challenged. This tunnel vision is unhealthy, especially when the country is suddenly faced with many polarizing issues like it was in 2020. All of sudden, people who have been convinced that their beliefs are true are forced to face each other and their different perspectives, causing the remarkably divided political climate that we live in today.

Clinical psychologist Jordan B. Peterson says that the truth hurts because people cling to what they shouldn’t be “partly out of pride, partly out of ignorance and partly out of laziness.” This is also the case when it comes to people’s habits with news sources. People

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The purpose of this article is not to insinuate an argument over which source possesses the real truth, but rather to encourage people to be skeptical. Finding unfiltered truth is not easy, especially when having to search for it through the internet’s maze of bias where there is a statistic to support every stance. These statistics often leave out context that is important to understanding the real meaning of the data.

Consider when Chicago Bulls rookie forward Stacey King jokingly said: “I’ll always remember this as the night that Michael Jordan and I combined to score 70 points,” when in reality he only scored one and MJ scored the remaining 69. News sources do this too, only it is hardly a joke to them. They pass it off as a fact and while it may be true in a certain context, it is not exactly representative of reality.

The truth is, no one has an unbiased understanding of the nation’s issues. It is difficult to know what to believe and what to dismiss, and it is even harder to set aside our bias and accept a truth we do not want to believe. But like philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche said, “The strength of a person’s spirit would then be measured by how much ‘truth’ he could tolerate.”

The strongest people are not the ones who are always right, but the ones with a great tolerance for the ugly truth.

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ne of the last intact landscapes left on Earth, the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR) in Alaska, has been put up for sale to oil industries. The Trump administration pushed to start drilling for oil in the refuge before Biden, who opposes the drilling, takes office. This decades-long battle is finally coming to an end as the leases will be difficult for Biden to revoke, yet conservationists are refusing to let go.

The Trump administration has made it their priority to open the land for drilling, securing America’s “energy dominance.” In 2017, one year into Trump’s presidential term, the GOP tax bill gave the go-ahead for the sale of oil and gas leases in a 1.5 million acre section of ANWR, the coastal plain along the Arctic Ocean. Recently, at the end of his four-year term, President Trump began rushing the process in a desperate attempt to make the sale irreversible.

“Congress directed us to hold lease sales in the ANWR Coastal Plain, and we have taken a significant step in announcing the first sale in advance of the December 2021 deadline set by law,” said Chad Padgett, the Alaska state director for the Bureau of Land Management.

PHOTO BY PETER MATHER President Trump’s Bureau of Land Management downplayed the damage that drilling would do to the Arctic tundra and its permafrost (the frozen soil found in polar regions). Both conservation and tribal groups have filed lawsuits, challenging the Trump administration’s environmental review, which is mostly based on older research and fails to address several concerns.

“By opening the entire coastal plain to oil drilling, the Trump administration has ignored data showing likely impacts on wildlife including the Porcupine Caribou Herd and polar bears,” said Lois Epstein, Arctic

program director of the Wilderness Society, in an article published by The Washington Post. “The sprawl from oil activities in the coastal plain allowed under the Tax Act would devastate this ecologically sensitive landscape.”

ANWR is believed to contain the largest untapped oil reserves in North America, so the fight over drilling centers on its coastal plains has been relentless.

According to ANWR.org, the U.S. currently imports 50% of its oil and domestic production is in steady decline. The United States Geological Survey (USGS) predicts that ANWR oil could add 1.5 million barrels of oil a day at maximum production, saving money from import costs. Although, this will only reverse efforts to move away from fossil fuels to address the effects of climate change, which makes drilling in the refuge an unsustainable option.

Sea ice is already thinning on the refuge’s shores since temperatures in the Arctic are rising twice as fast as in the rest of the planet. This poses a threat to the polar bears that rely on the ice to catch seals. As one of the last untouched places, ANWR contains no roads or established trails (most visitors access it by air), only rivers and streams. It cannot sustain human activity on an industrial scale, and oil drilling would bring roads, airstrips, heavy machinery, noise and pollution to the refuge.

Many major U.S. banks have pledged that they will not finance oil development in the Arctic, including the Bank of America and Wells Fargo. Supporting the drilling would undoubtedly lead to backlash from the 70% of Americans who oppose it, according to the Yale program on Climate Change Communication. Drilling would cause irreparable damage to the wildlife, land and climate of ANWR, as well as affect the Gwich’in people (Alaskan natives).

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program director of the Wilderness Society, in an article published by The Washington Post. “The sprawl from oil activities in the coastal plain allowed under the Tax Act would devastate this ecologically sensitive landscape.”

ANWR is believed to contain the largest untapped oil reserves in North America, so the fight over drilling centers on its coastal plains has been relentless.

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¨But in a move that will hasten climate change and have devastating consequences for people, wildlife and pristine public lands, the Trump administration is pushing a reckless plan to begin oil and gas lease sales within the refuge’s coastal plain — an area that the Gwich’in have called ‘the sacred place where life begins’,¨ said the National Resources Defense Council.

ANWR was established in 1960 and spans 19 million acres in the Northeast corner of Alaska, an area roughly the size of North Carolina. Not only is it the largest wildlife refuge in the country, but it also contains diverse habitats and an array of wildlife. The refuge’s coastal lands, boreal forests and alpine tundra supports over 270 species ranging from muskox and arctic foxes to all three types of North American bear species. Home to migrating caribous, polar bears and migratory birds from all 50 states, ANWR is referred by biologists as “America’s Serengeti.” The Gwich’in people, who have lived in Northern Alaska and Canada for thousands of years, call its coastal plain “the sacred place where life begins.”

Porcupine caribou, a subspecies of reindeer found in Alaska and Canada, use the coastal plain as a calving area in the summer. Their annual migration begins in April, when a herd of about 200,000 members heads North to calve on the refuge’s coastal plain, the largest land migration of any animal in the world. Alaskan natives, like the Gwich’in, rely on the caribou for subsistence and a link to their cultural heritage. The coastal plain of ANWR is currently being threatened by possible oil drilling, which will affect the major calving spot of the caribou, and ultimately their numbers.

Polar bears also have an important land denning area in winter on the coastal plain. The land provides some stability and security for the polar bears, unless human activity like drilling enters the picture. Polar bears are already listed as threatened under the Endangered Species Act as their populations are decreasing exponentially.

“There’s no good time to open up America’s largest wildlife refuge to drilling and fracking, but it’s absolutely bonkers to endanger this beautiful place during a worldwide oil glut,” said Kristen Monsell, a senior attorney with the Center for Biological Diversity, an environmental group.

From its soaring mountains and vast valleys to its wetlands and ice-covered seas, ANWR is a beautiful and remote place that deserves protection. It is estimated that the oil in the Arctic would only supply three years of the world’s oil demand, and with the risk of an oil spill, it is not worth destroying the future of the refuge.

ANWR was established in 1960 and spans 19 million acres in the Northeast corner of Alaska, an area roughly the size of North Carolina. Not only is it the largest wildlife refuge in the country, but it also contains diverse habitats and an array of wildlife. The refuge’s coastal lands, boreal forests and alpine tundra supports over 270 species ranging from muskox and arctic foxes to all three types of North American bear species. Home to migrating caribous, polar bears and migratory birds from all 50 states, ANWR is referred by biologists as “America’s Serengeti.” The Gwich’in people, who have lived in Northern Alaska and Canada for thousands of years, call its coastal plain “the sacred place where life begins.”

Porcupine caribou, a subspecies of reindeer found in Alaska and Canada, use the coastal plain as a calving area in the summer. Their annual migration begins in April, when a herd of about 200,000 members heads North to calve on the refuge’s coastal plain, the largest land migration of any animal in the world. Alaskan natives, like the Gwich’in, rely on the caribou for subsistence and a link to their cultural heritage. The coastal plain of ANWR is currently being threatened by possible oil drilling, which will affect the major calving spot of the caribou, and ultimately their numbers.

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As a child, I believed that swear words were reserved only for private conversations between adults (or rebellious teenagers) and stubbed toes. In the past this may have been a more accurate assumption, but it seems that in the last decade (or at least during the span of my life), incidences of swear words have become much more concentrated throughout mainstream pop culture and everyday conversations.

Most children are taught that cursing is inappropriate, even when angry or in pain, and demonstrates a limited vocabulary. As soon as a child discovers a specific curse word and repeats this new addition to their vocabulary, parents are sure to label it as vulgar, profane and socially unacceptable to use. It is this act of parents suppressing the desire to swear in their children which continues the tradition of curse words being considered taboo from generation to generation.

“The reason that a child thinks the F-word is a bad word is that, growing up, he or she was told that it was a bad word, so profanity is a cultural construct that perpetuates itself through time,” said Dr. Benjamin Bergen, a professor of cognitive science at the University of California, San Diego. “It’s an affliction of its own creation.”

The use of profanity is effective only because it’s inappropriate. When a person swears, they are defying the system, rebelling against the social constructs of society. That’s exactly where the appeal to swear comes from: a desire to feel like a bad***. At least that’s how it used to be.

Although it is difficult to find concrete evidence that curse words are much more common today than they were a few decades ago, a study led by Jean Twenge, author and psychology professor at San Diego State University, found that books published in 2005-2008 were 28 times more likely to include swear words than books published in the early 1950s.

“The increase happened at the same time that [U.S.] culture increasingly promoted selfexpression and individualism,” reported Twenge.

“Individualism is a cultural system that emphasizes the self more and social rules less. So as social rules

fell by the wayside, and people were told to express themselves, swearing became more common.”

With the help of social media, where users regularly receive praise for being transparent with their followers, many people no longer feel the urge to keep their emotions bottled up in an effort to maintain a calm front. And what better way to convey your inner thoughts with the world (whether that be in a conversation, a song or on social media) than through swearing? Curse words allow for the sharing of one’s emotions, anger in particular, to come off more intensely. Everyone innately wishes for their peers to empathize with them, and when swear words are used to dramatize a person’s feelings, it’s hard for their audience not to offer verbal affirmation to them. People love the drama, so when there is an open invitation to raise the intensity of a conversation by implementing a few swear words, how could anyone say no?

There is one factor in my analysis of swearing which must not be ignored. I have clearly witnessed an increase in the abundance of curse words in my surroundings; however, I have been growing up throughout this time period. Obviously, high schoolers are much more prone to using swear words than elementary or even middle schoolers, so it makes sense that I would hear more conversations which include swearing when I walk through the hallways. Furthermore, my tastes in movies, TV shows and music have been maturing right along with me, thus increasing the likelihood that I hear swear words in the forms of entertainment which I consume. Who’s to say if an adult, who has had a significantly smaller change in their behavior over the last decade, would agree with my observation that swearing has become more popular?

There may never be concrete proof that curse words are more prevalent in today’s society than they were 10 years ago. However, I do believe that the majority of swear words have lost some of their shock value because of how often we hear them. Perhaps one day the words we know today as being curse words will be abandoned all together for becoming too common and ineffective, and be replaced with words that don’t even exist yet; we’ll have to wait and see. design by

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