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Metallic double ended pencils shimmer on black paper. Double ended rainbow pencils, double ended markers & gellies gel pens POP off the page on white paper. It’s double the fun!!
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Old School
Retro graphic pencil box with slide top ruler, 12
Pair with sketchbooks for the perfect gift set.
cute jumbo stackable markers (8”
make it easy to carry all your colors!
Erasable
Never needs sharpening!
you got this you got this
Don't stop get it get it
Throw glitter in today’s face
Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane
Perfectly imperfect
we're the same kind of crazy
we're the same kind of crazy
I’d take a nerf bullet for you
That’s a horrible idea. What time?
I've got my shovel, let's go
I hate everyone but you
I've got your back like osteoporosis worklife.
I’m not feeling very worky today
As far as I know,
I’m delightful
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?
Stop petting my peeves
Today has been a very long week
I’m not bossy, I’m aggressively helpful
antisocial butterfly
Antisocial Butterfly
Ew, people How about, no
Busy ignoring you
Fluent in awkward
be wild moon child
Be Wild Moon Child
Made of Stardust
Just a Phase
Full Moon Energy Starshine Equal to 100 pencils
quotable pencils... for all the people.
ask me about my dad jokes What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? AYE MATEY DAD JOKES, It’s how eye roll. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? nacho cheese. Did you say DAD joke, more like RAD joke. don’t trust those trees, they seem shady. Mountains aren’t just funny, they are hill areas. COME TO THE DAD SIDE, we have bad jokes.
mushrooms are my jam
That’s what friends are spore. MILF… Mushroom I’d like to forage. Let that shitake go. Wanna party? I’m a fungi. I mushrooms. Shitake happens. You got this! You can do it! - Morel support don’t trip It’s a good day to have a good day. Happiness is the best makeup. Why be moody when you can shake your booty.
Staying in my lane.
Moisturized, focused, flourishing. You did not wake up today to be mediocre. Care enough to notice, but not enough to trip.
good food, good mood I want buns of steel, but also want buns of cinnamon.
My Disney princess name is Taco Belle. GOOD FOOD… GOOD MOOD
Dove chocolate tastes better than their soap. Whatever the opposite of a hunger strike is, I’m on that. I have hanger management issues. Torn between looking like a snack and eating one.
I would totally share my fries with you
You’re cooler than a popsicle on a hot day I bet you’re even smarter than Smarties Every little thing you do is magic
You shine so bright I have to wear shades I would totally share my fries with you
If we were playing kickball I’d pick you first
You’re so sweet I need to brush my teeth
nurse life
Ain’t no tired like nurse tired.
Nurses: we can’t fix stupid, but we can sedate it. I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you. Don’t make me use my registered nurse voice. Be nice, I might be your nurse someday. Yes, I’m a nurse. No, I don’t want to see it.
Livin’ the scrub life
mom life
Might be coffee, might be wine.
“It’s spicy” universal Mom code for “I’m not sharing”
My kid’s driving me crazy. Well played, Karma.
Parenting style: “But did you die?”
My alone time is for everyone’s safety.
Mamacita needs a margarita.
I’m super tired. It’s like regular tired with a cape.
hello week
On Sundays we wear pajamas
Saturdays are for the girls
Fri-nally!
You say Thursday, I say Friday eve
Happy hump day
Tuesdays are for tacos
Dear Monday, go step on a Lego
you got this
Throw glitter in today’s face
Don’t stress. Do your best. Forget the rest.
Actually, I can
All hustle and heart
Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane
Queen
Don’t stop get it get it
adulting is hard
Being an adult is mostly just Googling symptoms.
My age is very inappropriate for my behavior.
Too old for Snapchat, too young for Life Alert.
I don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.
Remember that age gets better with wine.
You know you’re old when happy hour is a nap.
Another fine day ruined by responsibility.
#worklife
I’m not feeling very worky today
Frankly autocorrect, I’m getting a bit tired of your @#!%
As far as I know I’m delightful
Stop petting my peeves
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud at you?
I’m not bossy, I’m aggressively helpful
Who the #@!& took my pencil? Oh here it is.
let’s wine about it
Let me drink about it and get back to you
Be nice, be useful, bring wine
I swear to drunk I’m not God
I have mixed drinks about feelings
What doesn’t kill us makes our drinks stronger
Trust me, you can dance – Wine
If you combine wine and dinner you get winner
teaching is a work of heart I teach, what’s your superpower?
Chaos Coordinator I got class. IDK, can you go to the bathroom? Teaching is a work of Teacher? I prefer Educational Rockstar.
Tiny Human Tamer
life goal: pet all the dogs
Life goal: Pet all the dogs.
Sorry I’m late, I saw a dog. Hold on, my therapist is barking.
Sorry I can’t, I have plans with my dog.
I’m not a regular mom, I’m a dog mom.
If I can’t bring my dog I’m not coming.
Dog hair, don’t care.
alexa, bring me more cats Alexa, bring me more cats.
TACO CAT backwards is TACO CAT… just sayin’
Gato have more cats. I like my cats and like, 3 people. I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cat mom. One cat short of crazy. My cat and I talk shit about you.
antisocial butterfly
I’d love to stay and chat, but I’m lying. Eww, people. I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet. My favorite party trick is not going. On your mark, get set, go away. Like a good neighbor, stay over there. Indoorsy fuck. Fuck.
Just stop right there, I already don’t give a fuck.
“As fuck” is my favorite unit of measure. Does running out of fucks count as cardio? need a stronger word than fuck. What the actual fuck? Busy AF.
say what?
best dad ever
The Grillfather
The Daddy Llama
You’re a great dad, keep that @#$! up!
Ain’t no hood like fatherhood.
Dad joke Champion
DILF. Devoted. Involved. Loving. Father.
Nacho average Dad
good vibes
Let go of that #@!&
Namaste all day
Best Day Ever
Be a nice human
Good Vibes Only
Kind people are my kinda people
Happy is the new black
zen AF
Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
If you fall, I’ll be there – Mat
Heavily Meditated
Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon.
Don’t hate, meditate.
Do no harm, but take no shit.
I saw that – Karma
happy birthday
Birthday: Nature’s way of telling you to eat cake.
Smile, you’re never going to look this young ever again.
Go shawty, it’s your birthday!
Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions.
Aww, look at you gettin’ so old!
I’m sorry I called you old, thought you knew.
This is your birthday present.
wake up beauty, it’s time to beast.
Wake up beauty, it’s time to beast.
I’m a woman, what’s your superpower?
My dentist said I need a crown. I was like, I know, right?
Be a warrior not a worrier.
Don’t look back, you’re not going that way.
Be the badass girl you were too lazy to be yesterday.
Trying times are times for trying.
let’s taco ’bout us
I only have fries for you.
Let’s taco ’bout us
Every pizza me loves every pizza you.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I love you a latte.
You’re all that and dim sum.
You’re my jam.
I run a really tight shipwreck
I run a really tight shipwreck
So many pants, so little yoga
Next week I’m totally getting my shit together
Excuse me, what level of hell is this?
I think I’ve seized the wrong damn day
Well apparently rock bottom has a basement I had my patience tested, I’m negative
professional day drinker
Professional Day Drinker
Renewed my Gin membership
Are you there God? It’s me Margarita.
Wish you were Beer
Tequila Mockingbird
Call me Old Fashioned
Born to Rum
we’re the same kind of crazy
We’re the same kind of crazy
Friends are therapists you can drink with
That’s a horrible idea. What time?
Friends don’t let friends do stupid stuff alone
You had me at “we’ll make it look like an accident”
I’d take a Nerf bullet for you
We’re more than friends, we’re a really small gang
plant life
Aloe, is it me you’re looking for?
Good chives only
If you’re happy and you grow it…
Cactus makes perfect
You grow girl! OK, Bloomer
Plants are my soil mates
addicted to the pot
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee
I’m holding a cup of coffee so, yeah, I’m pretty busy I need a coffee the size of my ass
Can I call you back in a few cups of coffee? I must get up, my coffee needs me
Coffee is a hug in a mug
My birthstone is a coffee bean
note to self
Laugh loudly
Be here, now Breathe deep Be kind
You deserve it
Eat the cookie
Progress not perfection
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