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WEDNESDAY 3 Eat Well For Less? BBC1, 8pm Gregg Wallace and Chris Bavin rock up to help another family overspending on the weekly shop. It’s tricky, what with mum being a childminder and eating with the family’s two small kids in the early evening. By the time dad gets home he just wants a spicy ready meal. It all adds up... but it there a better way?
A Granny’s Guide To The Modern World Channel 4, 10.35pm Barry Humphries heads up a team of pension-claiming investigators to serve up an outsider’s view on life in 2016. There’s reports, hidden cameras and comedy sketches covering first time weed-smoking, racial political correctness, and the finer points of swearing. Get in.
Supernatural E4, 10pm Do Sam and Dean never stumble over friendly creatures from the great beyond? Alright, sometimes they do, but their world is awash with malevolent beasties out to do harm and generally tear big old holes in communities. (Insert your own demonic profession here). Bad things are released in an old house.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Break (1963) 7.30 Stagecoach West: Red Sand 8.30 Early Western 8.40 Girl In The Picture (1957) 9.55 The Anniversary (1967) 11.45 Together 12.15pm Dead End Kids 12.25 The Great Game (1952) 2.00 Impulse (1955) 3.40 Arthur And Kitty 4.00 Elemental Ideas 4.30 Access All Areas 5.00 Rugby AM
6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Heroes For Sale Exploring the geeky goings on in Liverpool and surrounding areas. 7.00 Latest Homes Live A pioneering property show. 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics. 8.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show Cannes we sell the show? 9.00 F-Stop F-Stop showcases the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands. This week: Tom Rourke and Alan Buxton. 10.00 Reverb Live Live music direct from Stratford Upon Avon College. 10.30 Latest News 10.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Amp'd 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Rugby AM 1.30 DJ Box Sessions 2.30 Amp’d 3.30 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Teleshopping
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Eat Well For Less? See highlights. 9.00 Saving Lives At Sea 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport: The Highlights Light-hearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 11.15 FILM: In The Electric Mist (2009) Starring Tommy Lee Jones, John Goodman, Peter Sarsgaard, Mary Steenburgen, Kelly Macdonald, Justina Machado, Ned Beatty, James Gammon, Pruitt Taylor Vince, Levon Helm, Buddy Guy and Julio Cesar Cedillo. Psychological thriller based on the acclaimed novel. New Iberia detective Lt Dave Robicheaux tries to link the murder of a local hooker to New Orleans mobster Julie ‘Baby Feet’ Balboni, who is co-producing a Civil War film. Film star Elrod Sykes, arrested for drunk driving, tells Robicheaux about a body in the Bayou, with surprising repercussions. 1.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.10 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Blitz Cities Series marking the 75th anniversary of the Blitz. 7.00 Great American Railroad Journeys Michael Portillo explores America by rail. 8.00 £100k House: The Final Fix Ambitious builds, the tightest of budgets and a desperate need for fresh ideas united the projects that Kieran Long and Piers Taylor followed on The House That £100K Built. Now, Piers is back to tackle a final set of challenges - it is now or never as the owners battle to complete their homes for good. 9.00 Versailles Sumptuous period drama depicting the decadent and turbulent early reign of the Sun King. 10.00 Boy Meets Girl Comedy series. Tony and Pam fear that the stag and hen parties, organized by James and Jackie respectively, may not be very classy affairs. James’s Polish trip doesn’t go entirely according to plan, while Judy’s hen night gets hijacked by a petty (and surprisingly messy) row between Pam and Anji. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 People Just Do Nothing Mockumentary series. 11.35 Inside The Factory 12.35am Sign Zone: See Hear 1.05 Sign Zone: Saving Lives At Sea 2.05 Sign Zone: Horizon: Sports Doping Winning At Any Cost?
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Charity puts her plan into action. Gabby takes a big step. Nicola is fearful for the future. 7.30 Coronation Street Sarah and David are forced to confess. Phelan urges Eileen to cut the apron strings. The Bistro descends into chaos. 8.00 Wild Animal Reunions Documentary series following a group of animal keepers and caregivers who forge life long bonds with wild animals. This edition features a woman who kisses sharks, a surrogate mother to over 300 monkeys and a person who befriended a cheetah. 9.00 Long Lost Family Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell present more remarkable and moving stories of people anxious to find long-lost relatives. This edition features two extraordinary stories of women haunted by events from their past. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Holiday Horrors: Caught On Camera More footage of some disastrous holiday experiences. 11.40 Murder, She Wrote More senior sleuthing with America’s answer to Miss Marple. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Countryfile Summer Diaries 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under 11.45 Neighbourhood Blues 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Red Rock 2.25 Escape To The Country 3.25 Garden Rescue 4.10 Flog It! 5.10 Pointless Celebrities
6.00am Countryfile Summer Diaries 6.45 Garden Rescue 7.30 Neighbourhood Blues 8.00 See Hear 8.30 The Hairy Builder 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm FILM: The Deadly Companions (1961) 1.30 Coast 2.10 Nature’s Weirdest Events 3.10 Animal Odd Couples 4.10 Brazil With Michael Palin 5.10 Antiques Roadshow
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 Cash Trapped
6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 8.55 Frasier 9.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Simpsons (x2) 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me 2.10 Fifteen To One 3.10 Countdown 4.00 The Question Jury 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Esther and Kim race to make their wedding happen. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Three Day Nanny Reality series following experienced nanny Kathryn Mewes, who deals with the nation’s troublesome children. Kathryn is called to Stockton-on-Tees, where she attempts to bring order to the Smith family household. 9.00 Gogglebox: Brexit Special A special edition of the programme as the Goggleboxers talk about the events that have unfolded since Brexit. 10.00 Man Down Sitcom about a frustrated teacher. Dan tries to keep his plan to emigrate to the USA moving at pace, but with the complicated issue of a visa to negotiate he knows he needs to draw on all his inner steel to have any chance. 10.35 A Granny’s Guide To The Modern World See highlights. 11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series following police and paramedics at work in Cheshire. 12.05am Live From Abbey Road Classics: Music On 4 12.30 FILM: The Accused (1988) 2.20 Double Your House For Half The Money 3.15 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 4.10 Fifteen To One 5.05 Countdown 5.50 Draw It!
Channel Five
6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Little Princess 7.10 Pip Ahoy! 7.25 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 To B&B The Best 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: Stolen Daughter (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Alf is brought back to life after flat-lining, but doctors warn that he may never fully recover from the stroke which followed the heart attack. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5: England V Pakistan Mark Nicholas introduces highlights of the first day’s play at Edgbaston in the Third Test between England and Pakistan. 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series filmed inside the consulting rooms of a busy NHS practice in south-west London. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Emma Willis presents the action from the CBB House which has been given a glamorous makeover. But the celebrity 10.00 Suspects: The Enemy Within Unscripted police drama series following a team of London detectives as they investigate major crimes. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans to debate hot topics. 12.05am On Benefits: Life On The Dole 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Secrets Of Underground Britain 3.55 Now That’s Funny! 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle
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12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00 Supergirl 2.00 The Flash (x2) 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 10.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Elsa The Lioness 8.00 Yellowstone 9.00 Masters Of The Pacific Coast: The Tribes Of The American Northwest 10.00 Britain’s Pompeii: A Village Lost In Time 11.00 The Horizon Guide To Mars 12.00am The Real White Queen And Her Rivals 1.00 The Ladybird Books Story
1.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.55 Family Guy (x2) 11.55 American Dad! (x2) 12.50am Two And A Half Men 1.20 Hell’s Kitchen
11.55am Love Your Garden 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.10 Doctor In The House 4.50 Rising Damp 5.15 Man About The House 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am Inspector Morse
3.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 Melissa & Joey (2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road To Ibiza 8.00 Jane The Virgin 9.00 Containment 10.00 Supernatural. See highlights. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox 1.00 First Dates
10.50am FILM: The 39 Steps (1959) 12.55pm Time Team (x2) 3.05 A Place In The Sun (2) 5.15 Four In A Bed (x5) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am Magic In The Water (1995) 1.05pm Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea (1961) 3.10 Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012) 5.00 Cheaper By The Dozen (2003) 6.55 The Tourist (2010) 9.00 Paul (2011) 11.05 The Running Man (1987) 1.05am The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2009)
11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Dracano (2013) 4.00 FILM: Age Of Dinosaurs (2013) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Killjoys 9.00 Dark Matter 10.00 FILM: Ice Sharks (2016) 12.00am Buffy The Vampire Slayer 1.00 Star Trek: Voyager