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FRIDAY 8 Celebrity First Dates Channel 4, 9pm Just because you’re famous, it doesn’t mean you don’t get lonely. Four brave celebrities step into the First Dates restaurant with hope in their hearts and hunger in their tummies. Esther Rantzen has been widowed for 15 years and fears she may scare potential courters away. Fingers crossed for her...
The Last Leg Channel 4, 10pm More fun and frolics from Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker. After the excitement of the last few weeks, will this weeks’ topical irreverence seem subdued? Unlikely. Especially since they’ve got comedy manmountain Greg Davies joining them on the sofa with his own brand of freestyle laughter.
T In The Park 2016 BBC4, 10.35pm Another weekend, another festival line-up of cracking bands – mixing the old with the new, creating a compilation tape of songs you’ve loved and songs you’re going to love. Tonight’s running order includes music from the likes of Disclosure, Courteeners, Alesso, Fun Lovin’ Criminals and James Morrison.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 Tellus A Story (x2) 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Best of Brighton Lights 8.30 The Vote 9.00 The Vote 9.30 Walks Around Britain 10.00 Latest Homes Live 10.30 The Vote 11.00 The Vote 11.30 Kippo And The Bone 12.00pm International Chef Exchange 1.00 Live At The Latest: Cate Ferris 2.00 Cook It 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 3.30 Best of Brighton Lights 4.00 You Make It, We Show It! 4.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 5.00 The 2ube 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 Banterflix Film news and reviews presented by Jim McClean. 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Brighton's independent cult store, Resident Records. 9.00 Noise Reel David and Ellie host Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show. 9.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Climb aboard Nick Coquet's misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round. 10.00 The 2ube Liverpool's best new live music from LIPA's Paul McCartney Auditorium. 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am The Music Manual 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 1.30 The 2ube 2.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 3.00 Noise Reel 3.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 4.00 DJ Box 4.30 Kick Out The Jams 5.00 Teleshopping
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Kathy’s ordeal continues, but can anyone help her? Roxy gets to the bottom of what is bothering Sam and does her best to give some advice. 8.30 Celebrity MasterChef Chef and restaurateur John Torode and food writer Greg Wallace look for the country’s top celebrity chef. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 New Tricks Drama series featuring an eccentric bunch of expolicemen, brought out of retirement to investigate unsolved crimes. 11.35 FILM: The Sentinel (2006) Starring Michael Douglas, Kiefer Sutherland, Eva Longoria, Martin Donovan, Kim Basinger, Clarque Johnson, Ritchie Coster, Blair Brown, David Rasche and Kristin Lehman. Thriller about a secret service agent who must clear his name after being framed for an unsuccessful assassination attempt on the President of the United States. 1.20am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.25 BBC News
8.00 Today At Wimbledon Clare Balding and guests take a look back at the action from day 11 of Wimbledon, when a place in the men’s final was on offer at the All England Club. 9.00 RHS: Hampton Court Flower Show 10.00 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. Monty is reaping the rewards of the summer when he begins to harvest crops from the vegetable garden and gives tips on extending the flower season in the borders. Carol takes a trip to the seaside to discover why some plants thrive despite being assaulted by salt-laden winds and we make a final visit to Sissinghurst to catch up with Troy Scott-Smith and see the changes that have been made to the garden. 10.30 Newsnight 11.00 Artsnight Magazine arts show. Ahead of the announcement of the 2016 Museum of the Year award, Maria Balshaw visits each of the five museums shortlisted for this year’s prize for BBC Artsnight. 11.35 Kipling’s Indian Adventure Documentary film following the footsteps of Rudyard Kipling, 19thcentury English writer and a Nobel Prize-winner. 12.35am FILM: Of Gods And Men (2010) 2.30 Sign Zone: Question Time 3.30 Sign Zone: Rick Stein’s Long Weekends
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Holly plays dirty to save her own skin. 7.30 Coronation Street Todd makes a shocking declaration to Billy. Bethany takes back control. Tracy can not do right for doing wrong. 8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape Islands In The Sun Gino D’Acampo learns about the local speciality of Sardinia, roasted suckling pig, and hosts a traditional Italian festa for his closest island friends. 8.30 Coronation Street Billy refuses to live a lie. Tracy hits rock bottom. Nick steps into the breach for Leanne. 9.00 Doc Martin Drama series about a curmudgeonly country doctor and his patients in Cornwall. Martin is back in Portwenn but without Louisa, who is taking some time out with her mother in Spain. Martin is left wondering if she will ever come back to him, but in a bid to give his marriage another chance he is scheduled to see a therapist, Dr Rachel Timoney. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 FILM: The Last Boy Scout (1991) Starring Bruce Willis, Damon Wayans, Chelsea Field. Brutal, wisecracking action thriller. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 4.00 ITV Nightscreen
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Matron, Medicine And Me: 70 Years Of The NHS 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Wanted 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Wimbledon 2016
6.15am Matron, Medicine And Me: 70 Years Of The NHS 7.00 Homes Under The Hammer 8.00 Attenborough’s Passion Projects 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 11.30 Daily Politics 12.30pm Wimbledon 2016
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Salvage S.O.S 6.25 Salvage S.O.S 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Will And Grace 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.55 Frasier 9.25 Frasier 9.55 Formula 1: British Grand Prix Practice 1 Live 11.40 Salvage S.O.S 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 1.55 Formula 1: British Grand Prix Practice 2 Live 3.35 Channel 4 Racing 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons A Native American casino manager shows Bart a glimpse of the future, in which Bart is an over-the-hill `moocher’ and Lisa is president. 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Sienna chases down a thief at Price Slice but is there a surprise in store? Peri lashes out in the most spiteful way after blaming Jade for the chasm between her and Tom. When Sonia gets a date with an unlikely villager, they end up sharing a kiss. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Gogglesprogs Children give their honest and inimitable takes on TV in this Gogglebox spin-off. The sprogs give their views on Call the Midwife, The Voice and The Wizard of Oz. 9.00 Celebrity First Dates See highlights. 10.00 The Last Leg See highlights. 11.05 Rude Tube Alex Zane presents a top 50 countdown of the latest and greatest Kick-Ass Animals of the worldwide web. 12.10am FILM: Arbitrage (2012) 2.00 Power Monkeys 2.30 Random Acts 2.55 Jimmy’s Australian Food Adventure 3.45 Rescue Dog To Super Dog 4.40 Posh Pawnbrokers 5.35 Draw It!
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6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy: Toyland Detective 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 To B&B The Best 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Fatal Acquittal (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Phoebe feels betrayed and tells Kat that she has broken an unspoken rule about dating your friend’s ex. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Alex Polizzi’s Italian Islands Travel documentary series. In southern Sicily, Alex Polizzi visits a subterranean cathedral carved from salt, drops in on a family friend in the island of Pantelleria, and experiences the delights of a fiesta in the fishing village of San Vito. 8.00 Loch Lomond: A Year In The Wild Documentary series about the wildlife of Loch Lomond and Trossachs National Park in Scotland, filmed across one year. The winter is mild and wet, which is good news for some but bad news for others. 9.00 Big Brother: Live Eviction Emma Willis presents the latest drama as one of this year’s Housemates is shown the door. 10.30 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of BB fans. 11.30 Big Brother: Live From The House Live footage from the Big Brother House. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother: The Eviction 4.20 Criminals: Caught On Camera 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 The Great Artists 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle
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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 UK Border Force 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Spectre Preview 8.10 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Sky Sports Originals: The Boys Of 66 11.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammy 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 The Good Old Days 9.00 ... Sings Stevie Wonder 10.00 Sounds Of The 70s 2 10.35 T In The Park 2016. See highlights. 12.00am Ultimate Number 1s At The BBC 1.00 How To Make A Number One Record 2.00 Top Of The Pops: 1982
12.45pm The Cube 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 Love Island 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Love Island 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 American Dad! (x2) 12.50am The Cleveland Show (x2) 1.40 Safeword
3.10pm Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 On The Buses 5.20 Man About The House 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Birds Of A Feather (x2) 9.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs (x2) 10.00 Mrs Biggs 11.35 FILM: The Mirror Crack’d (1980) 1.35am Long Lost Family
2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: This Is 40 (2012) 11.40 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.40am Tattoo Fixers
10.55am FILM: The Cowboys (1972) 1.25pm Time Team 2.30 Channel 4 Racing 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.45 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Elizabeth (1998) 11.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.35am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am Forty Guns (1957) 12.40pm Arizona Raiders (1965) 2.25 Flying Tigers (1942) 4.25 Anzio (1968) 6.45 The Other Boleyn Girl (2008) 9.00 Prometheus (2012) 11.25 Alien (1979) 1.40am Somewhere (2010) 3.40 Close
1.00pm Quantum Leap 2.00 FILM: Mega Piranha (2010) 4.00 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 5.00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 6.00 Star Trek: Voyager 7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.00 TBA 9.00 Bitten 10.00 FILM: Independent’s Day (2016) 12.00am FILM: The Fly (1986) 2.00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer