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BRIGHTON FREE | 12 – 18 September 2017 | Issue 846
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TOP TABLE Amanda Menahem & Johnny Stanford of Pascere on the passion that has created the city’s favourite new restaurant Page 5
KERRY GODLIMAN INTERVIEW Comedian and star of Derek and more talks to Victoria Nangle WIFI WARS Go 8 Bit star Steve McNeil’s interactive fun
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A musical and physical feat: Colin Stetson
The gratitude muscle
ne of the main draws of live shows is the diversity and breadth of art that we can witness. One night might see the expert interplay of grizzled old hands in tune with one another in a band for example, whereas another evening might brim with a more anarchic and vital experimental energy from an artist on their first large scale tour. Colin Stetson live resides in the skilled musician nook of performance, with a pure, stark show that sees him playing saxophone with no looping or backing of any kind. His Duke of York's concert on Sunday 1st September opened with the most traditional looking saxophone from his assortment, from which emanated a ghostly shimmering melody hovering over a more rhythmic underpinning in 'Spin Drift'. You should check out this video (bit.ly/2iVHZFV) to give you an idea of the sound. It is certainly a physical feat of circular breathing to create such a wealth of tones, but the beauty of the beguiling soundworld is the most important thing for me to convey. This is not a case of twiddling technicality over melody, but rather a rare fusion of musicality aligned with an impressive physical performance. Stetson straddled a massive bass saxophone for the astonishing 'Judges', a thunderous, plodding elephantine brass beast of a song (bit.ly/2eqYe9C), whereas 'Between Water And Wind' was a more percussive, Immigrant Song channeling rattle of a number. The hour long concert was gripping throughout, and Stetson's ability to hold a large crowd's attention, with their myriad tastes and predilections was testament to the quality of a singularly brilliant performer. Catch him live as soon as possible.
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ever forget how privileged we are to live in a technological age. Like all other millennials I’ve been brought up on tales of the mysterious world that preceded our generation. According to legend it was a time before the internet wrapped humanity up in its embrace and brought us all so much together. At first I heard the words as yet another lecture about the entitlement of youth and our comparative lack of gratitude. But eventually, after an unending barrage of stories about trawling through the library to find info, or sticking to an arrangement to meet rather than being able to text to cancel at the last minute, I began to hear what they were saying. Compare the expectations of past and present. In today’s technology we expect a streamlined intuitive format that is easy touse and requires minimum eﬀort. However, in the past the comparatively ineﬃcient technology was not begrudgingly accepted, instead it was joyously embraced as a pioneering portal into a new age for humanity. Those there at the dawn of technology were born into the darkness that was then eventually lit up by the progress of the 20th century. But for us, those caught on the cusp of the millennium, we were born into a world lighter and brighter than that of our parents. We’ve never known the same period of ‘darkness’ as them, and as such we have fallen into a foreseen yet understandable trap. Desensitisation. Daily exposure to the only world we have ever known normalises even the grandest achievements and makes us forget that we are indeed surrounded by grand and marvellous achievements! Fortunately, the cure can be summarised in a single world: gratitude. If we constantly exercise the gratitude muscle in our brain we will constantly stimulate the part of our consciousness that generates the essence of awe. We can make sure to remain in that magical aweinspiring world simply by repeatedly reminding ourselves how privileged we are to live in a time where marvels are all around us and continually being produced. LATEST 7/HOMES
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TO P TA B L E
n the shortest of times Brighton newcomer Pascere has not only won the hearts of local food lovers but has also garnered rave reviews in the national press. I went along to meet owner Amanda Menahem and Chef Johnny Stanford, not only to taste their food but also to find out more about the people behind this success.
Opening a restaurant takes you from being a serious food lover to a serious player on the other side of the table. Why? I couldn’t not. I spent years admiring venues and noticing the details that make places work. I spent years observing what can go wrong from the customer perspective. I have a strong customer service ethic and a desire to make a diﬀerence. This goes back to my early years as a barmaid and years spent in retail management. I felt a strong urge to put this into practice. It’s crazy, a risky, diﬃcult business but something I needed to do. How long was Pascere in planning? Was it easy to find the right chef ? In my head, years! In reality about a year and a half. There are so many fantastic chefs with many diﬀerent styles. At the heart of my vision is striving for perfection and being the best we can be, but not in a stuﬀy way, after all, a burger can be a perfect burger! I just needed to find a chef who had the my same high standards, bought into my vision and someone I would enjoy working with. So much is about personality and trust. I was incredibly lucky to find Johnny. How involved were you in the design of the restaurant? I was a total control freak! I pored over and chose every detail. Has your previous experience been useful? I found myself drawing upon my business experience more than I thought I would. My strong handson understanding of how to recruit, develop and build a team has also been extremely useful. Now that we are open I know what analyses we need, what reports to look at and the need to control and manage costs. I won’t always get it right but having that experience definitely helps. I do also recognise that there are huge gaps in my knowledge having never opened a restaurant before. Luckily I have a capable and supportive team. What is your earliest food memory? My biological father is from Israel and my earliest food memory is eating freshly made falafel in pitta on Tel Aviv beach and the Indian restaurants of Brick Lane. I still love these foods! How involved are you in the dishes that your chef creates? Early on I described what I was trying to achieve and the kind of dishes I wanted on the menu. Some of these ideas were pretty specific. On holiday in Seville I had amazing roast chicken croquettas and so I wanted these, Johnny’s version is spot on. I also wanted a cheesecake and Johnny created our popular strawberry cheesecake. But most of the menu is Johnny’s creation, I admire his creativity and trust his judgment. I think we will work in this way very eﬀectively, bringing our own perspectives to the table. Luckily Johnny is a delight to work with. My focus is achieving a good balance between the refined oﬀering at dinner with simpler dishes at lunch and the
popular small plates menu. We’re already discussing new dishes…. You are passionate about wine Definitely! There is so much to learn and that’s what excites me. I am studying the Italian Wine Scholar with Sussex Wine School now. I took French Wine Scholar last year and loved it but it took over my life, I’m hoping that it will be a little easier this time. In a burgeoning restaurant scene you seem to have already garnered much praise, to what do you accredit that? It’s been a wonderful reception but the perfectionist in me will always be cautious. I do believe you are only as good as your last plate of food. The combination of ambience, elegance and warmth alongside spot on food and wine will make it a winning formula – but only time will tell. What kind of people are already coming to Pascere? It really varies, younger, older, hipster, fashionista, yummy mummy, business folk, families… what they all have in common is an appreciation for a nice environment, great food and wine. Are you driven by gaining awards and stars? The most important thing to me is that customers love it. That’s enough for me. I think awards are great for the team. I’d love Johnny to get some recognition for his culinary skill, as he deserves it, he’s humble and talented but also driven. How much of your life is taken up by being a restaurateur? It’s all consuming. Even when I’m not there (which is hard – like leaving a baby!) I’m thinking about it. Sum up Pascere in just ten words Elegant, luxurious, refined, warm, family, decadent, fabulous food and wine.
JOHNNY STANFORD Were you a fussy eater as a child? No, my mum made sure of that. I ate most things although I hated peas. We didn’t have extravagant food growing up, so discovering new things was always exciting and interesting. How old were you when you discovered you had a love of food? I was about 7or 8. I used to help my grandma making Sunday lunch. She’s an incredible cook. Still an inspiration to me today. When did you decide that food would become your career? I knew from high school I wanted to do something with food. I didn’t really have a concept of what a chef was – I just wanted to cook. I didn’t do well in my food technology GCSE, my teacher said I
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had the right temperament to be a chef and my mum agreed. I’m still not sure what they meant by that! Was there a single moment of realisation, a dish or a restaurant that played a part in that decision? There was no fairytale moment or epiphany, it just happened. I always wanted to do this, something I enjoyed and was good at. When I got my first job I knew I’d made the right decision. Did you follow the conventional path of catering college? Yes, I attended catering college in Manchester as well as working nights and days oﬀ in restaurants. It’s so important to have handson experience as college can only prepare you for so much. Where was your first professional post? An event catering company called le petit repas. It was fun but what I really longed for was a position in a restaurant kitchen. After a year I took my first job in a restaurant. The rest has been a blur of highs and lows, sleep deprivation, amazing new ingredients and having fun cooking great food with some amazing people. Which chefs have been most influential in your cooking, if any? There are chefs I’ve worked for who’ve influenced my cooking and helped shape who I’ve become, and
driven, refined, comfortable, fun, elegant, humble, best, team, ever ”
some have become good friends: Paul Kitching, John Rudden, Matt Gillan and Ian Swainson. There are chefs I respect who influence my thinking: Grant Achatz, Pete and Johnray Sanchez, Simon Rogan… the list is pretty endless!
What is your favourite dish and your favourite ingredient? That’s a hard one. It’s like trying to choose your favorite album and song! But the first ingredient that comes to mind is scallops. I love all shellfish but scallops are definitely a favorite. A favorite dish is a shellfish bisque served with treacle soda bread served at restaurant in Dublin: The Green Hen. The only dish I’ve ever ordered twice. How important is sourcing the right ingredients? Finding good quality ingredients, and sourcing sustainably is very important – second nature to us as chefs. We cook to showcase and respect an ingredient and its provenance. I like to use suppliers and producers who have the same passion as I do for my cooking. It’s disrespectful to do anything else. Seasonality keeps things exciting and interesting. The fact that some ingredients are only available for a short amount of time means you have to do something special. I look forward to a change of seasons. New ingredients and new ideas. It’s a chance to create something special. Locality is also a key consideration. Helping local suppliers and businesses is incredibly important, but I won’t sacrifice quality for the sake of locality. Which global food styles do you like, do they influence your dishes? I like all styles – way too many to choose just one. I like techniques and ingredients that I find interesting and that I enjoy as a diner. I enjoy finding ways to incorporate them into my style of cooking without undervaluing or changing them. We’ll use ingredients such as miso, and techniques such as fermentation, pickling, and others that we “borrow” while staying true to my own style. If you could sum up Pascere in just ten words what would they be? Focused, driven, refined, comfortable, fun, elegant, humble, best, team, ever
A TASTE OF LUXURY
have the best job in the world, well at least when it comes to visiting a restaurant with as clear a vision as Pascere. It is certainly hard to believe that the team here have achieved so much in what would seem so short a time. It’s 25 years since I started to write about restaurants and back then I was pretty obsessed with one element and that was about food knowledge – both mine and that of the restaurant I was covering. Not a bad starting position – but one that I soon realised was only a part of the job, so much more goes into creating that excellent dining experience, whether it’s a speedy fuel stop or a special occasion. Pascere most definitely is special and I have already been there three times which is a lot for someone who writes about somewhere every week. So why? I would love to say that there is a simple answer and I hope that a lot of that can be gleaned from my interviews with the two main people behind the place. And by saying that I would not demean the excellence of the kitchen brigade and front of house team who have all bought into this success. I also love the interior, it has a warmth and level of luxurious comfort that few venues seem to achieve – and I love that! Anyway, enough of that and on to the food. The menu is divided into small plates and also an a la carte oﬀering. I’ve dived into both and have been excited by the exquisite attention to detail, respect for ingredients and the inventive creations of chef Johnny, there’s no silliness here which is a great relief. On my most recent visit I chose the lamb sweetbreads to start. Not the easiest of ingredients to prepare, a lot of work and the lightest of touches to make them good. These were simply delicious, beautifully tender, creamy even with the presence of a sorrel ice cream and a sheep’s milk panna cotta of breath like delicacy to balance the rich glaze and worthwhile dots of sharp lemon to raise the profile. It tasted wonderful and looked wonderful too. Next duck, beautifully prepared and succulent breast sat on a pistacchio puree and a fine cherry puree too. In addition there was a dark duck bonbon, fashionable but on this occasion worthwhile, a duck liver parfait delicately encased in pistacchio crumbs, cherry, glazed onions and the refreshingly bitter addition of both raw and braised chicory. It was so well judged that no matter what combination of elements ended up on my fork they simply worked. I like a pudding that rounds oﬀ the meal in gentle comfort and the buttermilk sponge does just that, it’s a warm cuddle of a pud, a gentle goodnight kiss of soft sweetness, cloudlike cake, sticky honeycomb and cinderlike cooked honeycomb, refreshed by a reduced milk ice cream… sorry, I had to stop a moment and wipe my brow. I hope you get the picture, there’s so much more I could share but really, you need to get there and find out what all the buzz is about! Pascere 8 Duke Street, Brighton, 01273 917949. Open MonSat 10am10pm, 11am6pm Sun pascere.co.uk
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Isaac @ refinement
uch as I love big and bold flavours and robust dishes, I also love the opposite end of the taste spectrum, the delicate, subtle and refined. Last week I was lucky enough to attend a dinner celebrating a year of Issac @ in the North Laine being open full time. For such a young chef and team they have achieved incredible heights in that short time. The format is simple: a tasting menu and the oﬀer of wine flights and juice flights. The strict adherence to local produce works well and one can easily forgive them the coﬀee and whisky being from further afield as everything else seems to be locally sourced and made within their own tiny kitchen – even the delicious butter! For the occasion Mr L joined me, possibly my longest standing review companion, which will soon be hitting a scary quarter of a century – god, I am old! The meal last night was sublime, starting with a delicate crisp bread topped with dots of herbal gels. Then the amazing treacle bread and a new one using Trenchmore’s heritage grain flour – super tasty. First course proper was crab, mixed white and dark meat with scorched, pickled and ‘ketchupped’ cucumber. Beautiful clarity of flavours throughout. Next came Brill with desiree potato mash – the fish simple and honest, the mash packed with earthy flavour, so often lacking when the dish is full of butter, and a parsley oil hit exactly the right note. This was followed by more earthy notes with a dish of aubergine, beetroot and onions, three of my favourites on one plate. Lamb rump came next, beautifully cooked, tender and sweet and not drowning in an over reduced sauce, it was a triumph of restraint. It came with perfect turnips and wilted coriander, stunning. I could have eaten those turnips all night long! To cleanse the palate a blackcurrant and cucumber sorbet did just the job and amazingly the cucumber was not dwarfed by the usual strident flavour of the currants. Dessert was a play on greengage and dates, a dark and satisfying nod to the end of summer and the advent of winter flavours with a brilliant ice cream, Viennese biscuits and pink peppercorn meringue shards. And finally a tiny cake of delicate delight with a burnt apple topped sherbety fudge. Someone whispered in my ear that they found the food bland, I don’t think so at all. I think they missed the point, the food is delicate, refined and elegant – anyone can throw big flavours at ingredients but it takes real skill to cook at this level.
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skill to cook at this level ”
Isaac At, 2 Gloucester Street, 07765 934740 Brighton, BN1 4EW, isaacat.com
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KERRY GODLIMAN As seen on Michael McIntyre’s Roadshow, Live At The Apollo, Ricky Gervais’ Derek, and more recently Carters Get Rich, Kerry Godliman is warming up for a new stand up tour this autumn. Victoria Nangle spoke with her as she prepared. I’m utterly enjoying watching you in Carters Get Rich. What do you think you’d do if you suddenly came into a fortune? I’d like to think I’d do something altruistic with it… be like a well meaning Victorian philanthropist lady, helping the misfortunate. But I’d probably have a year oﬀ and take my family travelling.
What is your first love: comedy or acting? Don’t make me choose! I love both. I loved acting first, and went to drama school. If I’d been a more successful actor earlier in my career, I never would have tried stand up. Stand up lets me say what I want, it gives me all the power. But it can be lonely.
What’s the most razzle dazzle showbiz thing you’ve ever done in your regular life? I’m not very razzle dazzle. I feel a bit guilty if I get an Uber. The most showbiz razzle dazzle experience I’ve ever had was go to LA to shoot a film. (Mascots, on Netflix). I drank a lot of Kale juice and did loads of yoga. I found myself moved to tears in one yoga class. They were playing Cat Stevens while we did sun salutations and I lost it. I think that’s very showbiz.
What is the dream role you’d love to be cast in, and why? Do you mean a part that exists, like lady Macbeth or something? If so, then something in a Noel Coward play maybe, someone witty and urbane. But deep too. And troubled.
Your new show is called ‘Stick Or Twist’. As someone of a similar age to you, my first impulse is to ask if this is about a fortysomethingwhat next time – and if so, what is next? You’re right, it is about the ‘what next’ stage of life. But more specifically whether to ‘stick’ with living in London, or ‘twist’ and move out. But it’s about other stuﬀ too.
“ I’m not very razzle dazzle. I feel a bit guilty if I get an Uber. ” If you mean any part I can imagine then a heightened version of me, with a fleet of top writers making me witty and urbane and deep and trouble too. You’ve got a well honed talent for accessing the familiar and giving it a fresh slant. Is there anything you’ve always
wanted to write jokes about but struggle with? I’d love to be able to nail satire. I love great political comedy. What is the key to being able to establish an intimate connection with your audience when playing smaller venues (I saw you at Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar headlining Gittins To Know You not long ago) and larger ones (Live At The Apollo)? You just aim to make a connection, person to person. It’s a conversation, but I do all the talking. When you’re playing a big room, slow down a bit. Do you still get nervous – and if so, what do you do to
overcome nerves? I don’t get nerves like I used to. Exercise. Breathing techniques can help. I think a few nerves are part of the thrill of it. Who makes you laugh so that you fall over and make undignified noises? My husband really makes me laugh. What do you hope 80year old you will be up to? Doing yoga in LA to Cat Stevens. Kerry Godliman: Stick Or Twist, Ropetackle, Shoreham, Wednesday 22 November 2017; 8pm; £15, ropetacklecentre.co.uk
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STAGE Brighton’s New Venture Theatre is never shy of tackling classic theatre
hilst mainstream and commercial theatres struggle within a strained economic climate to stay alive, by balancing a programme of very commercial productions against those that are perhaps less financially rewarding, we should take our hats oﬀ to the smaller companies who continue to stretch their boundaries with works that might not get that mass market response. One such company is Brighton’s own NVT, an amazing venue and team who never seem to shy away from tackling both new material and classics. This autumn see the opening of their new production of Eugene O’Neill’s
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“ Anna Christie is
about love & forgiveness, charting one woman’s longing to forget the dark secrets of her past ” ‘Anna Christie’. O’Neill’s play is about love and forgiveness, charting one woman’s longing to forget the dark secrets of her past and for her hope of salvation. Written in 1921 this powerful drama resonates with O’Neill’s early seafaring experiences. He received his second Pulitzer Prize for this
work, which has had a number of recent revivals at the Donmar and Triad Theatres. Anna was sent by her Swedish seafaring father to live with cousins in Minnesota where she was badly abused. She escapes and writes to her father telling him it’s time to help her. They are reconciled, but whilst on her father’s barge they come across a shipwrecked sailor Matt Burke and she falls in love. Dare she tell them the truth and risk everything? ‘Anna Christie’ is directed by Jerry Lyne, who has won a number of awards for previous productions. Friday 10th to Saturday 18th November 7:45 pm. NVT, Bedford Place, BN1 2PT Fri 10 to Sat 18th November Bookings at newventure.org.uk
art play, part VR experience’ is a description we will be seeing more and more of in the next few years as the nascent form attempts to reach a wider audience and find its feet. The plot concerned a missing person mystery, framed by a vague notion that we were the jury but without any explanation or payoﬀ for that conceit. The play consisted of three settings: an older Meera Clarke (brilliantly, twitchingly portrayed in the flesh by Tessa Parr, the only actor present), a diving sequence and a flashback to Meera’s childhood. The ‘90s setting was well realised in a convincing child’s bedroom: the agency of being able to take in the 360 degree scene was good fun and one’s nosing around felt relevant to the investigative nature of the plot. However, a few too many fluﬀed lines and glances at the camera spoiled the immersion. An enjoyable but slightly disjointed and conceptually muddled experience. The Old Market, 6 September 2017
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BRIGHTON LIGHTS WHAT TO DO IN THE CITY > MUSIC & ENTERTAINMENT WITH JOE FULLER
If you like folk music and/or the music of artists such as Will Oldham or Magnolia Electric Company then This Is The Kit could be the ticket for you this week. There is an understated quality to Kate Stables’ music: the layered intertwining melodies on recent track ‘Bullet Proof’ are quietly aﬀecting, and eﬀective, for example. Concorde 2, 19 September, 7.30pm, £15
NeYo is a great R & B act with some brilliant pop songs across all of his albums, and he's refreshingly at least a bit feminist with songs like Miss Independent. I’m hoping he plays ‘When You’re Mad’ so I get to hear the line “sex you all over the place”.
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Andrew O’Neill, misanthropic comedian, steampunk musician, and transvestite voice on BBC Radio (a very good twopart series from his comedy show about being a transvestite) is in town turn his attention to his other passion: Heavy Metal music. ‘The History Of Heavy Metal’ turns O’Neill’s attention to extraordinary stories from largerthanlife characters, Norwegian black metal, and the ‘eccentric’ fans. Komedia, Friday 15 September, 7pm, £9
Fans of Dara O’Briain’s Go 8 Bit should book tickets for this ASAP: WiFi Wars. Hosted by one of the programme’s captains, Steve McNeil, this is a live comedy game show in which the entire audience plays along. Bring your smartphone or tablet, make sure you’ve got plenty of battery left, and compete in a range of games, quizzes and challenges for prizes. The Old Market, Monday 18 September, 7.30pm, £10/8
Brighton Centre, 17 September, 7pm, From £54.65
Fancy Chance at the Marlborough this weekend is a time travelling spectacle which sees the main character transform from Korean refugee to darling of the London cabaret scene. You can expect offbeat comedy, original song and some film stuﬀ too. Marlborough Theatre, 15/16 September, 7.30pm, £7.50/£9.50
Rubyyy Jones puts on courses for the study and development of solo neo queerlesque work. She will be presenting a show featuring graduates from her course: this showcase is named Ladyyylike, referring to the themes of femme sexuality, neo feminism and queer female identity that are addressed in the show and by the performers.
> ARTS WITH BRIGHTON’S ARTY
We’re loving the gentrification of the seafront arches, which make the perfect foil to the spaceage i360 (love it or hate it). And particularly pleasing about their regeneration is its attraction to Brighton’s creative community, as exciting new artspaces emerge, such as the delightful Nigel Rose Gallery. Here you’ll find a truly welcoming home to some of our favourite local artists, such as painter Geoﬀ Hands and sculptor Alison McGechie. Whether you’ve an eye for abstract, landscape, portraiture, wildlife paintings or sculpture you’ll find it here along with an eclectic collection of glorious antiques. Definitely worth a stroll. www.nigelrosegallery.com artymagazines.com
Komedia, 17 September, 7.30pm, £10
To discover 20 more things to do this week, watch Joe’s Brighton Lights show on Latest TV every Monday at 8.30pm.
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MOVIES ON LATEST TV All day & late night
Tuesday 12 September
Thursday 14 September
Saturday 16 September
6.00am Morals of Marcus 1935. Confirmed bachelor Marcus (Ian Hunter) takes pity on a young lady fleeing an unhappy marriage and takes her to London.
6.15am Dangerous Ground 1934. Crime drama directed by Norman Walker and starring Malcolm Keen, Jack Raine and Joyce Kennedy. Claire (Joyce Kennedy) begins her own investigation to find the killer of her fiance.
6.00am Beauty and the Barge 1937. Comedy. Stars Gordon Harker, Judy Gunn, Jack Hawkins, Margaret Rutherford & Ronald Shiner. Ethel is taken in by a barge skipper to the fury of the widow he is courting
8.40 Tread Softly 1952. Crime. Stars Frances Day, Patricia Dainton & John Bentley. The star of a London Musical walks out before curtain up, but the show must go on, in a 'Haunted Theatre'.
8.35 Saps at Sea 1940. Comedy. Director: Gordon Douglas. Stars Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, James Finlayson, Richard Cramer & Ben Turpin. Oliver suffers a nervous breakdown as a result of working in a horn factory.
8.30 Cat & Mouse 1958. Crime Thriller. Directed by Paul Rotha with Lee Patterson. The daughter of a convicted and executed killer believes she has murdered blackmailer Hilton Edwards. 10.00 Man In The Mirror 1936. Drama with Edward Everett-Horton & Alastair Sim. A timid businessman, while looking into his mirror, is confronted by his alter ego. 12.00pm They Got Me Covered 1943. Comedy. Director: David Butler. Stars Bob Hope, Dorothy Lamour & Donald Meek. During WW2, A Pulitzer Prize-winning newspaper reporter returns to the U.S. from Moscow as a correspondent. FILM OF THE DAY 2.00 Pack Up Your Troubles 1932. Comedy. Directors: George Marshall & Raymond McCarey. Stars Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, James Finlayson & Don Dillaway. Stan and Ollie try to locate the orphaned child of their buddy, Eddie. 4.00 Fort Algiers 1953. Drama. Director: Lesley Selander. Stars Yvonne De Carlo, Carlos Thompson & Raymond Burr. In northwest Africa, a tribal leader tries to stir up a rebellion against the ruling powers. 10.00 Penny Gold 1973. Drama. Director: Jack Cardiff. Stars James Booth, Francesca Annis & Nicky Henson. Mathew is determined to crack the brutal murder of a young woman whose body is identified by her identical twin.
Wednesday 13 September 6.00am Vintage Wine 1935. Comedy. The family head of a wine company refuses to retire, but his family have other ideas. Starring Seymour Hicks.
10.10 Frail Women 1932. Drama directed by Maurice Elvey and starring Mary Newcomb and Owen Nares. The story of Lillian who has an illegitimate war baby adopted by a wealthy spinster. Filmed at Twickenham Studios. 11.40 Old Mother Riley Bridget's Night Out. 1936. Comedy. Stars Arthur Lucan & Kitty McShane in their first filmed sketch which made them famous.
9.45 Secret Mission FILM OF THE DAY 1942. War. Director: Harold French. Stars James Mason, Michael Wilding, Carla Lehmann & Hugh Williams. British intelligence are sent to assess the German defence of Nazi occupied France. 12.35 Interrupted Journey 1949. Thriller. Director: Daniel Birt. Stars Valerie Hobson, Richard Todd, Christine Norden & Tom Walls. John's wife appears to have been shot after finding her body in the wreckage of a train crash.
12.00pm One Million Years BC 1966. Action. Stars Raqual Welch, John Richardson and Percy Herbert. Prehistoric man, Tumak, fights for the affections of Loana.
2.15 The Big Money 1956. Comedy. Directed by John Paddy Carstairs and starring Ian Carmichael, Belinda Lee and Leslie Philips. A petty thief gets more than he bargained for when he steals a briefcase full of money.
2.00 The Bohemian Girl 1936. Comedy. Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Thelma Todd, James Finlayson & Mae Busch. Stan and Ollie are left to raise a child, not know she belongs to a count.
4.00 Sons of the Desert 1933. Comedy. Director: William A. Seiter. Stars Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Mae Busch and Lucien Littlefield. Stan and Ollie trick their wives into thinking that they are taking a medicinal cruise.
4.00 The Good For Nothing 1914. Comedy. Stars Charles Chaplin, Charley Chase & Gene Marsh. Charlie is enlisted to watch a man's wheelchair-bound uncle while he spends time with his girlfriend.
10.00 The Innocents 1961. Horror. Director: Jack Clayton. Stars Deborah Kerr, Michael Redgrave, Pamela Franklin & Peter Wyngarde. A Governess believes ghosts are causing the childrenâ€™s bizarre behaviour.
4.15 The Spaniard's Curse 1958. Thriller. Stars Tony Wright, Lee Patterson, Michael Hordern & Susan Beaumont. A man of Spanish heritage is convicted of murder and places a curse on the judge & jury.
Sunday 17 September
FILM OF THE DAY 10.00 Enchantment 1948. Drama. Director: Irving Reis. Stars David Niven, Farley Granger, Evelyn Keyes & Teresa Wright. An American ambulance driver stationed in London visits her reclusive grand-uncle.
8.30 Recoil 1953. Directed by John Gilling. Filmed at Alliance Studios, Twickenham. Stars Elizabeth Sellars, Kieron Moore. A jeweller's daughter seeks revenge on a gang that robbed and killed her father.
6.00am Admiral's Secret 1934. Comedy. Directed by Guy Newall and starring Edmund Gwenn, James Raglan and Hope Davy. A retired admiral who has a valuable diamond is pursued by crooks intent on getting the gem. 8.15 Double Confession 1950. Drama. Starring Derek Farr, Joan Hopkins & Peter Lorre. Farr visits his ex-wife only to find her murdered. In his attempts to find the killer he meets gang boss William Hartnell. 10.00 The Hurricane 1937. Drama. Director: John Ford. Stars Dorothy Lamour, Jon Hall, John Carradine & C Aubrey Smith. As a ship sails by the ruins of an island, Dr. Kersaint has a tragic story to tell.
10.15 Mrs. Pym of Scotland Yard 1939. Detective Drama. Directed by Fred Elles. Starring Mary Clare, Edward Lexy & Nigel Patrick. A woman detective sets about solving the murder of people who have all frequented the same medium.
FILM OF THE DAY 12.40pm Wonderful Life 1964. Musical. Director: Sidney J. Furie. Stars Cliff Richard, Susan Hampshire, Richard O'Sullivan & The Shadows. Cliff Richard's band is stranded in the Canary Islands and get working on a movie.
12.00pm Defence Of The Realm 1985. Thriller. Directed by David Drury and stars Gabriel Bryne, Greta Scacchi, Denholm Elliott and Robbie Coltrane. After an expose article is published, an MP dies in mysterious circumstances.
4.00 Our Relations 1936. Comedy. Director Harry Lachman. Stars Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, James Finlayson and Daphne Pollard. Stan and Ollie's longlost twins are in town. All four get involved with mistaken identity.
2.00 Saps at Sea 1940. Comedy. Director: Gordon Douglas. Stars Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, James Finlayson, Richard Cramer & Ben Turpin. Oliver suffers a nervous breakdown as a result of working in a horn factory.
10.00 Damnation Alley 1977. Sci-Fi. Director Jack Smight. Stars Jan-Michael Vincent, George Peppard and Dominique Sanda. A group who survived World War 3 attempt to drive across the wasteland hoping to find survivors.
4.00 Tawny Pipit 1944. Drama. Directed by Bernard Miles and Charles Saunders. Starring Bernard Miles, Rosamund John and Niall MacGinnis. A village bands together to save its wildlife from road development. FILM OF THE DAY 10.00 Payroll 1961. Director: Sidney Hayers. Stars Michael Craig, Francoise Prevost, Billie Whitelaw & Tom Bell. The widow of a security guard joins police efforts to catch his killers in this noir thriller.
Friday 15 September 6.00am Southern Roses 1936. Musical. Stars George Robey, Neil Hamilton & Gina Malo. A comedy of false identities, involving four naval officers, a cabaret dancer, a society beauty and a wealthy paint manufacturer. 8.30 There Was A Young Lady 1953. Comedy. Director: Lawrence Huntington. Stars Michael Denison, Dulcie Gray & Sydney Tafler. A diamond merchants' secretary gets fired by her new boss for being too efficient. 10.25 Scrooge 1935. Family. Ebenezer Scrooge (Seymour Hicks) is persuaded to change his ways one Christmas by visitations from the ghosts of christmas past, present and yet-to-come. Also stars Donald Calthrop. 12.00pm Piccadilly Incident 1946. War. Director: Herbert Wilcox. Stars Anna Neagle, Michael Wilding, Coral Browne & Edward Rigby. A missing Wren returns from a desert isle and finds her husband has a new wife and son. 2.00 Block-Heads 1938. Comedy. Director: John G Blystone. Stars Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, James Finlayson, Patricia Ellis & Billy Gilbert. Unaware that the Great War has ended, Stan remains at his post for 20 years.
Monday 18 September 6.00am Mystery Of The Wentworth Castle 1940. Crime drama. Directed by William Nigh and starring Boris Karloff, Marjorie Reynolds and Grant Withers. Mr. Wong and a reporter investigate a shipping magnate's murder. 8.20 Beautiful Dreamer 1935. Musical. Director: Joseph Santley. Stars Douglass Montgomery, Evelyn Venable & Adrienne Ames. The life and loves of composer Stephen Foster who was the influence for the early Minstrel shows. 8.50 Three Steps to the Gallows 1953. Drama. Directed by John Gilling. American cargo ship Officer Stevens (Scott Brady), finds out that his brother is the frame-up victim of a smuggling gang and is due to be executed for murder. 10.30 Police Dog 1955. Drama. Starring Joan Rice, Tim Turner & Sandra Dorne. When his colleague is shot dead by a burglar, PC Frank Mason vows for Justice. After becoming a dog-handler, he finds a new partner. 12.00pm Inn For Trouble 1960. Comedy. Based on the hit TV series, The Larkins. Peggy Mount and David Kossoff are given a pub to run but face many problems. 2.00 Danger By My Side 1963. Crime. With the help of the Met police a girl tracks down the killers of her detective brother. Stars Anthony Oliver, Maureen Connell, Bill Nagy.
4.00 Invasion 1966. Fantasy. Director: Alan Bridges. Stars Edward Judd, Yoko Tani & Valerie Gearon. An English army unit come up against strange beings from another planet who have landed on earth.
FILM OF THE DAY 4.00 Two Thousand Women 1944. War. Director: Frank Launder. Stars Phyllis Calvert, Flora Robson & Patricia Roc. Female prisoners arrive at a German camp. Among them is Freda, a strong-minded journalist.
FILM OF THE DAY 10.00 The Big Money 1956. Comedy. Directed by John Paddy Carstairs and starring Ian Carmichael, Belinda Lee and Leslie Philips. A petty thief gets more than he bargained for when he steals a briefcase full of money.
10.00 Damnation Alley 1977. Sci-Fi. Director Jack Smight. Stars Jan-Michael Vincent, George Peppard and Dominique Sanda. A group who survived World War 3 attempt to drive across the wasteland hoping to find survivors.
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TV LISTINGS Robson Green’s Coastal Lives ITV1, 8pm Ever wondered what Robson Green is up to whilst his ‘Unchained Melody’ musical mate Jerome Flynn is galavanting around Westeros narrowly avoiding dragons? This! He gets to know folk that live by the sea. Sweet. Robson heads off to the Isle of Skye to meet a family who plan to build their own house.
The Great British Bake Off Channel 4, 8pm It’s Bread Week, which means you’d better have some buns in the oven or else you’ll hanker for the smell of freshly rising dough and it’ll spoil all the fun. Three tough challenges are on the agenda tonight: a teacake signature, a two-tiered technical, and a super ambitious showstopper sculpture. Buns. Now.
Tuesday 12 6.00pm Latest News 6.30 Brighton Lights Joe Fuller presents a roundup of the week's must-see events in Brighton, Hove and beyond. 7.00 British Wrestling Weekly All the latest happenings from the British Wrestling Coalition, keeping you up to date with all the high impact action from the UK's premier wrestling brand, New Generation Wrestling. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 The Music of Barry Mills Exploring the contemporary classical music of Brighton based composer Barry Mills. 9.00 AK Soufflé Andrew Kay introduces special guests in this LGBT-focused chat show. 9.30 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of his studio guest. 10.00 FILM: Penny Gold (1973) Drama. Director: Jack Cardiff. Stars James Booth, Francesca Annis & Nicky Henson. Mathew is determined to crack the brutal murder of a young woman whose body is identified by her identical twin. 11.45 BFI: The Reformation of St Jules 12.00am Noise Reel Extra (x2) 12.30 Noise Floor 1.00 AK Soufflé 1.30 Queer Say 2.00 Latest News 2.30 British Wrestling Weekly 3.30 The Music of Barry Mills
6.00pm BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders Kush has a proposition for Denise, but events take an alarming turn. Bernadette is devastated by Karen's actions. Someone is left in turmoil when a worrying truth comes to light. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 Holby City The Man As Guy's behaviour becomes increasingly erratic, Zosia's suspicions put her in an impossible position. Donna is shocked when her patient has a surprising visitor, forcing her to make tough decisions. 9.00 Doctor Foster Contemporary drama. A trusted GP sees her charmed life explode when she suspects her husband of an affair. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Stacey Dooley Investigates: Young Sex For Sale In Japan 11.45 Ambulance 12.45am Weather For The Week Ahead
6.00pm Richard Osman's House Of Games 6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers takes on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. Can the challengers triumph or will the cash prize roll over to the next show? 7.00 Antiques Road Trip 8.00 Saving Lives At Sea Documentary following the men and women of the Royal National Lifeboat Institution (RNLI). In south west Wales, the Tenby crew race to a kayaker with suspected back and neck injuries after being caught out by a freak wave. Neighbouring Cornish crews must join forces in an epic 11hour battle to stop a 3,600-tonne coaster breaking up on the rocks. And the Dart and Salcombe crews are astonished to be paged to the biggest shout of their lives. 9.00 Horizon Series exploring topical scientific issues. 10.00 Quacks Historical medical comedy. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Evan Davis. 11.15 NFL This Week The latest American football action from the NFL season. 12.05am World's Busiest Cities
NANGLE NATTERS Victoria Nangle
6.00pm ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region with Fred Dinenage and Sangeeta Bhabra. Including Meridian weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale David has a plan. Jai reaches out. Debbie gets in deeper. 7.30 Save Money: Good Health 8.00 Robson Green's Coastal Lives See highlights. 9.00 Cilla First of a three-part biopic of the Liverpudlian songbird Cilla Black, who begins her career as Priscilla White, working in a typing pool but dreaming of stardom. The series tells of her rocky road to fame and captures the essence of 1960s Liverpool with its atmosphere of promise and excitement as the Merseybeat music scene explodes. Priscilla falls for young chancer Bobby Willis, but in her desperation to become a star, she elbows him aside. Then a failed audition with Beatles manager Brian Epstein leaves her frustrated and distraught. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Safe House The gripping crime drama returns. When former detective Tom Brook hears news of a shocking abduction, he is convinced that the Crow, a notorious killer, is back. 11.40 Lethal Weapon US drama series based on the film franchise. 12.30am Jackpot247
6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Lily gets drunk with Prince. Brody gets himself into a tricky situation. Grace is feeling down, but Tracey gives her some words of encouragement. 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 8.00 The Great British Bake Off See highlights. 9.15 Celebrity Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival series following ten celebrities as they try to survive on an uninhabited island. 10.20 Married To A Celebrity: The Survival Guide Comedy series in which celebrity couples confront their partners' annoying habits. Gogglebox's Steph and Dom, Ore Oduba, Christopher Biggins, Chris Ramsey and their other halves write a list of things that their partners do that drive them up the wall before coming together to air their grievances for the very first time. Christopher Biggins' partner thinks he talks too loudly. Ore Oduba's wife wishes he could stay awake. Steph hates the way Dom breathes. There are more revelations from Joan Collins, Freddie Flintoff and Jon Richardson. 11.20 Naked Attraction Dating show presented by Anna Richardson in which two singletons choose a partner from a selection of naked people. 12.20am Best Before: Music On 4
Snap out of it
ometimes it’s just brilliant fun when your brain does a sideways creative fart. Or at least, that’s how I like to think of my random eﬀorts to follow my nose and see where it leads me when I don’t engage my brain. At a house party in the woods last year I just let my limbs lead me around, exploring, so that I talked with some incredible people I’d never met before, just listened in on conversations (it’s not eavesdropping if they can see you’re listening), and finally ended up tucked into my sleeping bag on autopilot while the rest of the party raged on downstairs.
“ I have still to work out how to get into the turret ” Last month I was up at the Edinburgh Fringe, amidst all of the frenzy that that entails: awesome shows, staying with some of my favourite people, bumping into old friends and connecting more strongly than ever in the hothouse of performing, producing and reviewing every day. Oh, and one of the venues looks like Hogwarts. I have been visiting Edinburgh Fringe for the last ten years and I have still to work out how to get into the turret of the Gilded Balloon. One day, one day.... One of the days I was up there I was lucky enough to be joined for a few shows by one of my dear hosts. We had seen two shows, were waiting for a third, and he’d already made clear that he was going to be ducking out of the fourth I was due to review
as his energy was flagging. Mine was too. We staggered into the bar area of the Underbelly venue and zeroed in on an empty table, chairs akimbo and tabletop covered in discarded flyers. This was our sanctuary for the next hour and we weren’t sharing. I was tidying up though, and started gathering the flyers up into a single pile. It was cathartic, it was calming, it was a sideways brain fart. I don’t know if you’ve ever played Flyer Snap but it doesn’t half bring the energy back. Just separate the big pile of flyers into two smaller piles and take your card from the bottom of your pack rather than the top – what with there being no ‘back’ to these playing cards. We even had a couple of flyers approach us and ask for their shows to be added into the pack too! I’m just saying, if you’re not sure what to do then just see what feels the most natural and give it a go (without breaking any laws or violating anyone else). It’s kind of like when you let your phone complete entire sentences through predictive text. It’s good to have a few random times in life. We were fully energised again for our next show – a marvel in itself. And have a renewed love of Snap. Anyone for a game?
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TV LISTINGS Safe House Thursday, ITV1, 9pm Gripping crime drama – it must be Thursday with the nights drawing in. You just know it’s going to feel chilly in the air before all of the answers are revealed. As the search for Julie intensifies, John’s erratic behaviour in the safe house makes Tom suspicious.
The Other One Wednesday, BBC2, 10pm This brand new lovely twisted comedy from the pen of Holly Walsh is about a girl called Catherine Walcott. And another girl called Catherine Walcott. They’re sisters, and until their father dropped dead they had no idea of the other’s existence. Cue chalk and cheese things.
Wednesday 13 6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics 7.00 TerraPura NonLeague Show Worthing vs Thurrock. All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Noise Reel Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show. 9.00 The Rosies The Rosies interview Ilona Shariga, CEO of Ms Pomelo to discuss bra sizing and how it can affect your health. 9.30 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest. 10.00 FILM: Payroll (1961) Director: Sidney Hayers. Stars Michael Craig, Francoise Prevost, Billie Whitelaw & Tom Bell. The widow of a security guard joins police efforts to catch his killers in this noir thriller. 12.10am Noise Reel Extra: The Great Escape
6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 Rip Off Britain Angela Rippon, Gloria Hunniford and Jennie Bond return to their journalistic roots to expose some of the ripoffs that are costing British consumers. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 Celebrity MasterChef Chef and restaurateur John Torode and food writer Greg Wallace look for the country's top celebrity chef. 9.00 How To Stay Young 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz. 11.15 Live From The BBC Series showcasing some of the best new comedy talent, filmed in the iconic Radio Theatre at Broadcasting House. 11.45 Who Do You Think You Are? Series in which celebrities trace their ancestry. 12.45am Weather For The Week Ahead
6.00pm Richard Osman's House Of Games 6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 7.00 This Farming Life 8.00 World's Busiest Cities Moscow. Dan Snow, Anita Rani and Ade Adepitan reveal the hidden systems and armies of people that help run the biggest and busiest city in Europe. 9.00 Mountain: Life At The Extreme Andes. Wildlife series from the BBC's Natural History Unit which uses breathtaking photography. The Andes is the longest mountain range in the world and home to astonishing hidden worlds, extraordinary animals and remarkable people. 10.00 The Other One See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Evan Davis. 11.15 Horizon Series exploring topical scientific issues. 12.15am Plane Drunk Panorama
6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Vanessa struggles with a secret. Debbie is on the back foot. Kerry spots an opportunity. 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Love Your Home And Garden Alan Titchmarsh takes the garden makeover show to the next level in this spin-off series, as he and his team transform the exterior and interior of a deserving person's home. 9.00 Long Lost Family Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell present the series about remarkable people desperate to find missing members of their families. This episode features 66year-old Inge Dart, who grew up in Kenya in the final days of the British Empire. 10.00 ITV News At Ten Tom Bradby presents the latest headlines from around the world. 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 UEFA Champions League Highlights 12.10am Play To The Whistle
6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Soap following the lives of young people in a fictional suburb of Chester. Sienna and Kim continue lying, but will they get caught this time? Meanwhile, Brody makes a wise decision. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer present a series offering advice on buying a new home. 9.00 Grand Designs Series following householders who are on a mission to design and decorate their dream home from scratch. 10.00 Back Comedy series about a man who takes over the family pub after his father's death. The Nichols family gather together as Alison, Stephen's ex and the family lawyer, reveal what's in Laurie's will. 10.30 Gogglebox Television review programme. 11.35 Educating Greater Manchester Fly-on-thewall documentary series. 12.30am TBA
5.40pm Len Goodman's Partners In Rhyme 6.10 Pointless Celebrities Celebrity edition of the quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. Presented by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman. 7.00 Even Better Than The Real Thing 8.00 Who Dares Wins 8.45 Casualty 9.35 Mrs Brown's Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch. 10.05 BBC News The latest national and international news from the BBC. 10.25 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents Premier League highlights. Alan Shearer and Phil Neville provide expert analysis. 11.55 People Just Do Nothing 12.25am FILM: The Uninvited (2009)
6.00pm Latest News 6.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hardhitting. 9.00 Out With Allan Jay A special this week looking back at the Pride 2017 episode from earlier in the series. 9.30 The Rosies In this episode, The Rosies interview (very) young entrepreneur Maida, to talk about what is it to have your own cupcake business while being a teenager. 10.00 FILM: Enchantment (1948) Drama. Director: Irving Reis. Stars David Niven, Farley Granger, Evelyn Keyes & Teresa Wright. An American ambulance driver stationed in London visits her reclusive grand-uncle. 12.00am Elements
6.00pm BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 EastEnders A guilty Denise is left in shock following on from events with Kush. Karen receives welcome support from an unexpected friend. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 No Limits 9.00 Ambulance An unprecedented insight into the London Ambulance Service. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time David Dimbleby chairs topical debate from Stratford, east London. The panel includes novelist Will Self. 11.45 MND And 22-YearOld Me Documentary. 12.45am Weather For The Week Ahead
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Saturday 16 6.00pm Latest News 6.30 Walks Around Britain Series featuring inspirational walks from around Britain. 7.00 British Wrestling Weekly All the latest happenings from the British Wrestling Coalition. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 The Baba Brinkman Show Special series featuring the Canadian rapper, best known for his Peer Reviewed Rap that fuses the music with literature, theatre, and science. 9.00 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest. 9.30 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest. 10.00 FILM: The Innocents (1961) Horror. Director: Jack Clayton. Stars Deborah Kerr, Michael Redgrave, Pamela Franklin & Peter Wyngarde. A Governess believes ghosts are causing the children’s bizarre behaviour. 12.00am Tramshed Sessions
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Friday, Channel 4, 10pm Perfect Friday night fodder, as the working week has come to an end but the old noggin hasn’t turned itself off completely. Well, you can get better words and numbers results than this bunch of comedians, and feel smug from it. Plus, there’s heaps of laughs.
5.15pm The Big Family Cooking Showdown Competitive food show celebrating the families who make ordinary food extraordinary, presented by Zoe Ball and Nadiya Hussain. 6.15 Dad's Army Classic comedy about the Home Guard unit of Walmington-on-Sea. 6.45 Darts Darts. You know, those sharp things thrown by skilled arms connected to heads which are good at maths. 10.15 Later With Jools: A To Z 11.45 FILM: The White Countess (2005) Period drama, the last to emerge from the Merchant-Ivory stable, about the relationship between a blind former diplomat and the Russian countess who saves him from a violent attack on the streets of 1930s Shanghai. Starring Natasha Richardson Ralph Fiennes Lynn Redgrave Vanessa Redgrave Madeleine Potter and Madeleine Daly. 1.50am FILM: Renoir
6.00pm The Family Chase Family spin-off of the popular quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. This edition sees the Bass family from Essex joining forces to try and outsmart one of the country's finest quiz brains - the Chaser. 7.00 Cannonball Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff presents the actionpacked show in which 24 brave contestants hit the water and take on a series of challenging inflatable games and obstacles in a bid to win the Cannonball Cup. 8.00 The X Factor See highlights. 9.15 The Jonathan Ross Show 10.20 ITV News Lucrezia Millarini presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by national and local weather forecasts. 10.35 FILM: The Nutty Professor (1996) Starring Eddie Murphy, Jada Pinkett, James Coburn. Slapstick, specialeffects-filled comedy about a shy, overweight professor who invents a slimming potion in order to make himself more attractive to women. 12.20am Jackpot247
5.30pm Location, Location, Location Property series. Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer search for property across three counties. 6.30 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 7.00 Dunkirk: The New Evidence Documentary which tells the hidden story behind the Miracle of Dunkirk. 8.00 World War II's Great Escape: The Freedom Trails 9.00 FILM: Super 8 (2011) Starring Joel Courtney, Jessica Tuck, Joel McKinnon, Miller Elle. Sci-fi thriller. A group of friends captures a train crash while making a super 8 film during the summer of 1979, but soon realise that the event was not an accident. 11.15 FILM: The Mortal Instruments: City Of Bones (2013) Starring Robert Sheehan, Lena Headey, Lily Collins, Kevin Zegers. Fantasy action-adventure. 1.40am Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA
6.00pm Latest News 6.30 Family, Faith And Fun Sarah Hopwood presents show looking at a different emotion every week and how it relates to family life, the Christian faith, and a sense of fun. 7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Probably the coolest music video chart on telly. 9.00 AK Soufflé Andrew Kay introduces special guests in this LGBTfocused chat show. 9.30 Out With Allan Jay A special this week looking back at the Golden Handbags episode from earlier in the series. 10.00 FILM: Damnation Alley (1977) Sci-Fi. Director Jack Smight. Stars Jan-Michael Vincent, George Peppard and Dominique Sanda. A group who survived World War 3 attempt to drive across the wasteland hoping to find survivors. 11.50 Glimpses: The Great McGonnagall 12.00am The Music of Barry Mills
5.35pm The Invictus Games 6.35 BBC News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team. 6.50 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside. 8.00 Fake Or Fortune? 9.00 Strike - The Silkworm 10.00 BBC News The latest national and international news. 10.20 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman presents highlights and expert analysis of the day's Premier League matches, featuring Arsenal's visit to Stamford Bridge to take on Chelsea and a clash between Manchester United and Everton at Old Trafford. 11.30 TBA 12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead
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Tipping Point: Lucky Stars Sunday, ITV1, 7pm It’s the celebrity edition of the favourite end of the pier game – you know the one, where you drop in pennies and hope they’ll shove a whole loads more out and into your grasp. Playing for ‘charidee’ are Professor Green, Corrie actress Sair Khan and Storage Hunter Sean Kelly.
The X Factor Saturday, ITV1, 8pm More singing hopefuls leave their bestie mates and families with Dermot O’Leary in the holding area and step onto the shiny X Factor ‘X’ to warble for their dreams, whilst casting a flirty eye at either Simon or Nicole. Mama Sharon wants to hug them and Little Louis has baggsied all of the hyperbole. La!
First Dates Monday, Channel 4, 10pm Doesn’t it warm your cockles? Reassuring us that there really is someone for everyone – although it might not always be the person gazing sheepishly over their gin cocktail at you in this restaurant – tonight sees political activist Lettie look for her intellectual equal. Good luck!
Friday 15 BBC2
6.00pm Richard Osman's House Of Games A group of four famous faces go toe to toe in testing their general knowledge skills in a variety of entertaining games. 6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers takes on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. 7.00 This Farming Life 8.00 The Big Family Cooking Showdown Competitive food show celebrating the families who make ordinary food extraordinary, presented by Zoe Ball and Nadiya Hussain. 9.00 Tribes, Predators And Me 10.00 MOTD: The Premier League Show Weekly magazine programme featuring indepth interviews with the biggest Premier League stars. 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.15 Mountain: Life At The Extreme 12.15am Celebrity MasterChef
6.00pm ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region. 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Debbie and Ross have a plan. Daz offers a hand. Aaron gets a surprise. 7.30 Tonight An in-depth report on a story making the headlines. 8.00 Emmerdale Debbie feels the pressure. Daz faces the consequences. Megan is hostile. 8.30 James Martin's French Adventure L'Isle sur la Sorgue. James's journey brings him to the adopted home of his hero Keith Floyd - the pretty riverside town of L'Isle sur la Sorgue, where Floyd once had a restaurant. 9.00 Safe House See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten Tom Bradby presents the latest headlines from around the world. 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 UEFA Europa League Highlights 11.40 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive 12.05am Jackpot247
6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Warren is suspicious of Sienna's actions, and Nancy lashes out at Darren. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Lego Masters Competition in which some of the UK and Ireland's best Lego builders do battle to be crowned Lego Masters. 9.00 Educating Greater Manchester Fly-on-thewall documentary series following life at Harrop Fold Secondary in Salford, Greater Manchester. 10.00 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice Jo Brand chats to a panel of celebrity Bake Off fans, looking at all the goings-on from the tent. 10.45 The Undateables Uplifting three-part series following a variety of people with disabilities as they look for love. 11.45 Celebrity Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival series following ten celebrities as they try to survive on an uninhabited island. 12.45am From Russia To Iran: Crossing The Wild Frontier
6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 7.00 Moments Of Truth: Sports First-hand stories from sporting events. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 The Easy Riders The Easy Riders, Danny John-Jules and Steve Keys, are back as they take on the challenge of biking from London to Brighton but... they've decided to do it the wrong way round – via Scotland! 9.00 Tales From The Margins (2013) Ghost Empire: Cyprus. Directed by Susan Thomson. The first film in the Ghost Empire series, which looks at British colonial laws around homosexuality,dating from the 19th and early 20th century. 10.00 FILM: The Big Money (1956) Comedy. Starring Ian Carmichael, Belinda Lee and Leslie Philips. A petty thief gets more than he bargained for when he steals a briefcase full of money. 11.45 Matinee Idols 12.00am Brighton Album Chart Show
6.00pm BBC News At Six The latest national and international news. 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 EastEnders The Kazemis receive some worrying news. Tom pursues a hesitant Michelle. 8.30 Celebrity MasterChef Chef and restaurateur John Torode and food writer Greg Wallace look for the country's top celebrity chef. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Comedy Playhouse: Static 11.05 Room 101 Frank Skinner referees three celebrities each week as they compete to banish their top peeve or worst nightmare to Room 101. 11.35 The NFL Show 12.05am FILM: Up In The Air (2009)
6.00pm Richard Osman's House Of Games 6.30 Eggheads Quiz show. 7.00 This Farming Life 8.00 Mastermind Four contestants are interrogated on a chosen subject, plus a general knowledge round, in the famous black chair, to compete for the grand title of Mastermind. 8.30 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell. 9.00 Gardeners' World Gardening magazine. 10.00 Mock The Week Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events. 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.05 Dragons' Den Series presented by Evan Davis, in which budding entrepreneurs get three minutes to pitch their business ideas to five multimillionaires. 12.05am Panorama
6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Debbie and Charity get a surprise. Liv is on the warpath. Jimmy is feeling frustrated. 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Teach My Pet To Do That Documentary series celebrating the hidden potential of the nation's pets. 8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 Cold Feet Comedy drama. Baby-making miscommunication drives a wedge between Adam and Tina. As Jenny revels in her newfound power, Pete begins to wonder just what he has unleashed. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Regional News And Weather 10.45 Tonight At The London Palladium Bradley Walsh hosts the fun-packed variety show, recorded live at London's famous Palladium. 11.45 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts a quiz show. 12.40am Jackpot247
6.00pm The Simpsons Lisa the Simpson. Lisa fears she is genetically predisposed to lose her intelligence. 6.30 Hollyoaks Grace is feeling confident. Darren confides in Jack. Joel questions Cleo's feelings. 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 8.00 The Crystal Maze Maze Master Richard Ayoade guides contestants on an epic game show adventure through four fantastical zones: Aztec, Medieval, Industrial and Futuristic. 9.00 Gogglebox Comedy TV review series in which viewers share commentaries from the comfort of their sofas. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown See highlights. 11.05 Married To A Celebrity: The Survival Guide Even the happiest of celebrity couples have minor grumbles about each other, and in this final part of the series, we leave no superstar whinge unturned. 12.00am Back
Monday 18 BBC2
5.30pm Top Gear Motoring magazine featuring fast cars, banter, insane stunts, crazy challenges and serious speed. 6.30 Darts Darts. Pointy darts. You know the ones. Special flights to keep them straight, just the right weight in your hand, brain sharp to calculate just where you need to send your arrows next... darts, right? A chance to see how the professionals make it look easy. 10.00 Risk 11.25 FILM: The Devil's Double (2011) Drama. Latif Yahia, army lieutenant and former school companion of Saddam Hussein's sadistic son Uday Hussein, is violently coerced into becoming Uday's body double and is reluctantly drawn into a terrifying world of excess and brutality. Starring Dominic Cooper Ludivine Sagnier Raad Rawi Philip Quast Mimoun Oaissa and Khalid Laith. 1.10am Question Time
5.35pm Victoria Second series of the drama depicting the early reign of Queen Victoria. 6.30 ITV News Meridian A round-up of all the latest news from across the region. Includes Meridian weather. 6.40 Regional News And Weather 6.45 ITV News 7.00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars See highlights. 8.00 The X Factor More hopefuls. 9.00 Victoria The Sins of the Father. Second series of the drama depicting the early reign of Queen Victoria. Despite giving birth to a healthy Prince of Wales, Victoria finds herself paralysed by an inexplicable sorrow. Meanwhile, a tragedy in Coburg plunges Albert into his own private torment. 10.05 ITV News 10.20 Judge Rinder's Crime Stories Judge Robert Rinder steps out from behind the bench to examine two more real-life cases. 11.20 Liar Drama series. 12.15am Jackpot247
5.15pm The Great British Bake Off Another chance to catch Bread Week. 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Amazing Spaces Shed Of The Year George Clarke searches for the country's best shed. 8.00 Guy Martin's Pit Stop 9.00 Electric Dreams The Hood Maker. Electric Dreams is a bold new sci-fi anthology series comprising ten epic and ambitious stand-alone episodes, each inspired by a Philip K. Dick short story, and set in a different and unique world. 10.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy version of the quiz show. Jon Richardson and Cariad Lloyd take on guest captain Alan Carr and Kevin Bridges. Elis James and John Robins are in Dictionary Corner. 11.05 FILM: Slumdog Millionaire (2008) Starring Dev Patel, Freida Pinto, Madhur Mittal. Danny Boyle's multi-Oscar-winning blockbuster. 1.20am TBA
6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 7.00 TerraPura NonLeague Show Worthing vs Thurrock. All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 Brighton Lights Joe Fuller presents a roundup of the week's must-see events in Brighton, Hove and beyond. 9.00 Tales From The Margins (2014) Ghost Empire: Singapore. 2014. Directed by Susan Thomson. A look at the British colonial law that criminalised Oscar Willde, still in use in Singapore today. 10.00 FILM: Damnation Alley (1977) Sci-Fi. Director Jack Smight. Stars Jan-Michael Vincent, George Peppard and Dominique Sanda. A group who survived World War 3 attempt to drive across the wasteland hoping to find survivors. 11.50 The Lone Wolf 12.00am Under The Radar
6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 Inside Out Following the introduction of a new law which allows more civilian volunteers to work for the police, Inside Out goes on shift with volunteers for Kent and Sussex Constabularies. 8.00 EastEnders Stacey receives some worrying news. Kathy is distraught to learn about recent events. 8.30 Panorama Panorama. 9.00 Rellik 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Professor Green: Is It Time To Legalise Weed? Documentary presented by rapper Professor Green looking at Britain's relationship with cannabis. Before finding success as a musician, Professor Green, aka Stephen Manderson, sold weed. 11.40 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy. 12.25am Weather For The Week Ahead
6.00pm Richard Osman's House Of Games 6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Two rival antiques experts go head-to-head in a battle to find out who can unearth the most profitable curios while travelling the length and breadth of the country in a classic car. 8.00 University Challenge Quiz series for students. 8.30 Upstart Crow Comedy starring David Mitchell as William Shakespeare as he starts to make a name for himself in London while also trying to be a husband and father for his family in Stratfordupon-Avon. 9.00 Horizon: Goodbye Cassini - Hello Saturn 10.00 W1A Comedy sequel to Twenty Twelve. 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines. 11.15 The Search For A New Earth 12.45am Countryfile
6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Liv's life is in danger. Debbie is confused. Finn is concerned. 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Countrywise: Guide To Britain Liz Bonnin visits the tiny island of Lunga off the south-west coast of Scotland, where she encounters a colony of Atlantic puffins. 8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 Liar Drama series. Laura's online attack on Andrew yields unexpected consequences as a figure from her past returns to haunt her, potentially jeopardising the case. Now afraid, Laura resorts to extreme measures to find hard evidence of Andrew's guilt. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Regional News And Weather 10.45 100 Year Old Driving School Documentary series which follows some of Britain's oldest drivers. 11.45 The Jonathan Ross Show 12.40am Jackpot247
6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Soap following the lives of young people in a fictional suburb of Chester. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Jamie's Quick And Easy Food Cookery series with Jamie Oliver featuring quick and easy-to-remember recipes. 8.30 Superfoods: The Real Story Kate Quilton investigates the purported health benefits of superfoods. 9.00 The Undateables Documentary series following people with a variety of disabilities as they look for love. In a new series, transport fanatic Jason from Shrewsbury is autistic and finds new people and situations stressful can he find love? Paralympic hopeful Souleyman has been gradually losing his sight since birth and one day he will be completely blind. His search for love is a race against the clock. 10.00 First Dates See highlights. 11.05 Lee Mack: Hit The Road Mack Stand-up comedy. 12.05am Random Acts