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FRIDAY 2 The Gadget Show Channel Five, 7pm Time to get a new phone? Maybe, maybe not – Jon tries to answer the question of whether to upgrade your device or not. Meanwhile, Ortis and Amy are having a whale of a time road testing the best ice cream and lolly-related gadgets. Mr Frostie eat your heart out! And in Portugal Ortis tests drones.
Noise Reel Latest TV, 9pm Ding dong merrily on high, jingle bells, and here it is – Merry Christmas! Now December has arrived there’s no stopping the festive locomotive, but that doesn’t mean that it can’t be done in a new way. Brighton’s finest musicians and bands play their favourite Christmas tunes in their own special way.
The Librarians Syfy, 8pm It’s series three of this merry and silly and jubilant fantasy adventure, as the Librarians pop all over the world to scoop up rogue artifacts from magic and legend. Of course, they’re not the only ones trying to bag the goodies, and the requisite baddies are pretty good and hunting shiny things down.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Lifetime Of Comedy (1960) 7.15 Johnny Ringo 7.45 Beloved Enemy (1936) 9.35 BFI: The Flood (1963) 10.50 HG Wells' Invisible Man 11.20 Life In Emergency Ward 10 (1959) 1.00pm Body Vanished (1939) 2.00 The Golden Disc (1958) 3.35 The David Niven Show 4.00 The 1916 Easter Rising 4.30 The Rosies 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 The Music Manual 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Resident Records. 9.00 Noise Reel See highlights. 9.30 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff present a covers edition with music by John Oates, Johnny Cash, Daughter, Lisa Kekaula with James Williamson, and Nouvelle Vague. 10.00 Vibrations Exploring Leeds underground music scene with Kate Wellham of Vibrations magazine. 10.30 Sounding Out 11.00 Bowlegs 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am How It Is 12.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.00 Noise Reel 2.30 Slime House TV 3.15 Noise Reel Extra 3.30 Tramshed Sessions 4.00 Grass Roots Music 4.30 Sounding Out 5.00 Arts Alive 5.30 Kick Out The Jams
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Still Open All Hours Sitcom. Granville has a cut-price sale, but only on old stock. 8.00 EastEnders Linda holds a ladies' night at the Vic. Ian has a surprise for Kathy. 8.30 Citizen Khan Sitcom. Mr Khan has been spending quality time with Alia's 'friend who is a boy' Scab. 9.00 Have I Got News For You Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Tom Hollander and guest panellist Hal Cruttenden. 9.30 Walliams & Friend Comedy series in which David Walliams is joined by a different guest in each episode for a variety of sketches, alongside a talented supporting cast. David has invited comedian Harry Enfield to be his 'Friend' and the result is a masterclass in sketch. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham is joined by Oscar winner Jennifer Lawence and Jurassic World star Chris Pratt who both star in sci-fi romantic thriller Passengers. 11.25 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon hosts the comedy panel show. 11.55 The Apprentice 12.55am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.00 BBC News
6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents a onehour Friday show ahead of Musicals Week that is packed with all the backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action. 7.00 Mastermind John Humphrys presents another heat of the classic quiz. Subjects are Eric Clapton, Emperor Hadrian, Tintin and the life and broadway stories of Damon Runyon. 7.30 MOTD Live: FA Cup 2nd Round - Macclesfield Town V Oxford United Dan Walker presents live coverage of one of the standout ties in the FA Cup second round, Macclesfield Town v Oxford United. The potential rewards for the winners are great, with the lure of a coveted third-round tie against a leading Premier League or Championship side. 10.00 QI Night. Sandi Toksvig has a Night to remember. With Noel Fielding, Holly Walsh, David Mitchell and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Emily Maitlis. 11.05 Close To The Enemy Drama. 12.05am Snooker: UK Championship 2016 12.55 Sold! Inside The World's Biggest Auction House 1.55 Question Time 2.55 Rick Stein's Long Weekends
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Nicola gets revenge. Belle and Bailey break the news. Chrissie is left reeling. 7.30 Coronation Street Kate holds the key to Maria's freedom. Mary wants a second opinion. Has Rana had enough of Zeedan blowing hot and cold? 8.00 Countrywise: Guide To Britain Liz Bonnin enjoys one of Britain's national trails as she walks part of the Thames Path through Oxfordshire, meeting some of the people and animals who call the banks of this great river home. Ben Fogle is in Whitby on the Yorkshire coast to follow one of the nation's favourite dishes - fish and chips. 8.30 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! The competition is ramping up and jungle life is not getting any easier, but who has their sights set on the Jungle Crown? Ant and Dec reveal the name of the latest celeb who will be packing their bags and leaving camp. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 FILM: Evan Almighty (2007) Starring Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman, Lauren Graham, Johnny Simmons, Graham Phillips. Follow-up to the hit comedy Bruce Almighty. 12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The Big Food Rescue 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 11.45 Rip Off Britain: Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Coroner 3.00 Think Tank 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless
6.00am The World's Most Photographed: Audrey Hepburn 6.30 The Big Food Rescue 7.15 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 8.00 Great British Menu 8.30 The Welsh Italians 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Snooker: UK Championship 2016
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tenable 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Jamie's Super Food 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Celine has exciting news for Cleo and Tegan, and Jesse is in for a shock. Is Celine playing with fire when she sends Cameron a text? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Alan Carr's Happy Hour Alan Carr hosts an entertainment series filmed at a social club where celebrity guests, stand-up comedy, variety acts and live music are all on the bill. 9.00 Gogglebox TV viewers share sharp critiques of the latest shows from their sofas. 10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker host the satirical comedy series. 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Topical comedy panel show with host Jimmy Carr, team captains Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea, and guests Mel C, Jessica Knappett, Joe Wilkinson and Tom Allen. 11.55 Drifters Comedy series about three best friends living in Leeds. Meg and Bunny's Grandma Primrose dies, and it's up to Meg to organise the funeral for her grieving family. 12.25am FILM: Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans (2009) 2.00 The Windsors 2.30 Liberty Of London 3.25 Tricks Of The Restaurant Trade 3.50 Location, Location, Location 4.45 Kirstie's Vintage Gems 4.50 Food Unwrapped 5.20 Deal Or No Deal
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6.00 – 6.50am Children’s television 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.30 FILM: Wishin' & Hopin' At Christmas (2014) 1.10pm 5 News 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Spirit Of Christmas (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Billie tries to shrug off the tattered note, but VJ tells her that if she does not open up their marriage will mean nothing to him. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show See highlights. 8.00 Secrets Of Great British Castles Lancaster Castle. History series. Dan Jones visits Lancaster Castle to explore its grisly history of crime and punishment. 9.00 Building The World's Most Luxurious Ship Documentary series about the engineers, designers and constructors racing to build the Seven Seas Explorer, which is claimed to be world's most luxurious ship. A suite may come with a grand piano, a personal butler and its own spa, and a price tag of £8,000 per night, but despite these prices, the maiden voyage is sold out long before the ship is complete. 10.00 The Best Of Bad TV: The 00s Lowlights of the decade include Big Brother hitting our screens providing a new chapter of terrible telly, Gary Barlow trying to act, Edwina Currie going to live with John McCririck, and someone taking a right pop at Danny Dyer. 12.45am SuperCasino 3.10 Gangland: Turf Wars 4.00 Gangland: Murder 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle
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3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Harry Hill's Tea-Time 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 10.00 Football's Funniest Moments 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.55am Hawaii Five-0
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 The Good Old Days 9.00 The Joy Of The Single 10.00 Promises & Lies: The Story Of UB40 11.00 Rock Family Trees 11.50 Top Of The Pops: 1982 12.25am The Joy Of The Single 1.25 Promises & Lies: The Story Of UB40 2.25 Britpop At The BBC
1.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.00 You've Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 I'm A Celebrity... Extra Camp 11.00 Family Guy) 11.30 American Dad! (x3)
11.05am Murder, She Wrote 12.05pm Wycliffe 1.10 Heartbeat 2.15 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.25 Doctor In The House 4.55 You're Only Young Twice 5.25 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Foyle's War 11.05 Blue Murder 12.05am Blue Murder
2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Blackish 8.00 FILM: Avatar (2009) 11.40 The Big Bang Theory 12.05am Tattoo Fixers 1.10 First Dates 2.15 First Dates Abroad
1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Christmas Spaces 5.55 The Supervet 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: The Sweeney (2012) 11.35 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA (x2) 1.15am The Undateables: Wedding Bells 2.15 Car S.O.S
11.00am Rear Window (1954) 1.20pm Vertigo (1958) 3.55 FILM: It's A Wonderful Life (1946) 6.45 FILM: Shallow Hal (2001) 9.00 FILM: Transcendence (2014) 11.20 FILM: Safe House (2012) 1.35am FILM: Red State (2011) 3.25 Teleshopping
12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Category 5 (2014) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians. See highlights. 9.00 FILM: Death Proof (2007) 11.00 The Exorcist 12.00am FILM: The Hollow (2015) 1.50 Star Trek: Voyager