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MONDAY 19 Cold Feet ITV1, 9pm We all know someone with that look David (left) has on his face. It’s the ‘I know these things happen but they certainly never happen to me’ face that has plastered the mugs of sinking captains and YouTube cats. So... David is arrested by the police. We know these things happen but surely not to him!
First Dates Channel 4, 10pm Who’da thunk it? Two Team GB athletes applying to First Dates to help them with their love lives? Surely you’d think these two would’ve met before, but perhaps the Olympic village is a lot bigger than we thought. Plus, lucky Charles appears to have his complete wish list ticked with the arrival of PR whizz Lorna.
Sarah Beeny’s Four Rooms More4, 9pm If you’ve ever wondered what might happen if The Antiques Roadshow met The Price Is Right, wonder no more – Sarah Beeny’s Four Rooms presents the answer right here. Members of the public pit their wits against top art and antiques dealers to secure the highest bid possible for prizes possessions. Higher!
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6.00am No Way Back (1949) 730 Early Western 7.40 Stagecoach West: The Swindler 8.40 A Prize Of Arms (1962) 10.40 Richard Diamond (1957) 11.10 Fantasy Films 11.25 They Who Dar (1954) 1.30pm Together 2.00 Left, Right and Centre (1959) 3.50 Silent Comics 4.00 Random Aussies 4.30 The Newspapers 5.00 yourgardenday: Live At The Latest
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Dom On The Spot 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Think Tank 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Yes Chef 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.30am Dom On The Spot 7.15 Yes Chef 8.00 Ingenious Animals 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Edge 1.45 Triathlon: World Series Cozumel Men’s Race 3.15 Wild Arabia 4.15 Restoration Home 5.15 Flog It!
6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 3.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza discusses the regional press with Dominic Ponsford of the Press Gazette. 7.00 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts. 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote 8.30 Walks Around Britain Series featuring inspirational walks between 2-8 miles from around Britain. 9.00 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun how to cookery programme. 9.30 Jak and Eddie's Scottish Kitchen Top chef Jak O'Donnell and baker Eddie Boyle join forces to make more delicious dishes. 10.00 Latitude 2016 Exclusive highlights of the annual music and poetry festival. 10.30 Sheffield Live! Mix 11.00 Scouse Pop In conversation on tonight's Scouse Pop is Colin Vearncombe aka Black. 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Cook It 1.00 Jak and Eddie's Scottish Kitchen 1.30 Banterflix 2.00 Walks Around Britain 2.30 The Newspapers 3.00 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2)
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out Presented by Natalie Graham. Fly-tipping: who does it and how can they be stopped? Who keeps the English Channel clean? And we meet the Kent couples living with dementia who use singing as therapy. 8.00 EastEnders Tensions simmer between Sonia and the Carters. Whitney comes up with an idea to help her and Lee’s situation, but how will Linda react? Pam and Les attend the hearing for Paul’s killers. 8.30 Panorama Documentary. 9.00 Crimewatch Jeremy Vine and Tina Daheley are once again live from the location of one of the UK’s biggest unsolved cases. They also have the very latest developments on last week’s appeals. This edition also features a special investigation into the recent spike in knife crime, particularly involving teenagers. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Would I Lie To You? Comedy panel show in which teams must sort the truth from the fiction.
6.00 Debatable Daily quiz show. 6.45 Make Me An Egghead Hosted by Jeremy Vine, Make Me An Egghead is searching for the greatest quiz brains in Britain. 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. 8.00 University Challenge In another first-round match, the students from Wolfson College, Cambridge, fight it out against the team from the School of Oriental and African Studies, London. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 Only Connect Another heat sees a team of poets take on three fans of the Oscars. 9.00 Ripper Street Thriller set during the Victorian era, following a police division investigating murders on the blood-stained streets of London’s Whitechapel. 10.00 Live At The Apollo Canadian comedy star Katherine Ryan is the host, introducing German comic Henning Wehn and the brilliantly funny James Acaster. 10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Holbein: Eye Of The Tudors A Culture Show Special As Henry VIII’s court painter, Hans Holbein witnessed and recorded the most notorious era in English history. 12.15am Sign Zone: The Great British Bake Off 1.15 Sign Zone: The Chronicles Of Nadiya 5.45 Rip Off Britain
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Chas thinks that Paddy has gone too far. Robert gets an idea. 7.30 Coronation Street Phelan lures Todd into a dangerous trap. Alex sets his sights on a new home. 8.00 Celebrity Home Secrets Famous faces revisit their former homes to share memories and secrets from when they lived there. Singer and actress Sarah Harding revisits the apartments where Girls Aloud lived after their first number one, and reveals why the bathroom at her childhood home was where her dreams of stardom began. 8.30 Coronation Street Todd dances with the devil. Cathy resolves to get Alex what is rightfully his. Alya spots that something is amiss. 9.00 Cold Feet See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan Ross chats to comedian Amy Schumer, adventurer Bear Grylls, actor Riz Ahmed and chart-topping singer Olly Murs, who also performs. 11.50 Newzoids Another helping of hilarity from the topical puppetanimation sketch show with an allstar cast. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
6.20am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Gok’s Fill Your House For Free 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers 2.10 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Desperate Esther allows Grace to help her - but can they solve the mystery of missing Kim? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 The Battle For The Labour Party: Channel 4 Dispatches Documentary. Antony Barnett investigates the Labour Party, just days before the declaration of whether Jeremy Corbyn has retained his leadership. 8.00 Food Unwrapped: The Truth About Sugar Hour-long special of the food investigation series. The team get stuck into the truth about sugar. 9.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series following police and paramedics at work in Cheshire. This episode explores the growing challenges that the emergency services face on Britain’s roads. 10.00 First Dates See highlights. 11.05 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday Spin-off reality series in which the team of tattoo fixers head abroad to tackle the awful body art of holidaymakers. 12.10am Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 1.05 FILM: Court (2014) 3.05 Inside Birmingham Children’s Hospital 4.00 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 4.05 Location, Location, Location 5.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.55 3rd Rock From The Sun
6.00am Children’s television 6.50 Bob The Builder 7.00 Little Princess 7.15 Pip Ahoy! 7.30 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: A Sunday Horse (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Threatened by Spike, Justin and Phoebe unite to find Justin’s dad’s elusive book which holds the key to the family’s safety. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Aircrash: Collision In The Skies Documentary looking back to events of 30th June 1956 when United Airlines Flight 718 and TWA Flight 2 both crashed near the Grand Canyon in what was the worst commercial airline accident in history. 8.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary series. 9.00 Secrets Of The SAS: In Their Own Words Documentary series. Former SAS soldiers tell stories of their experiences, intercut with dramatic reconstruction. A First Gulf War veteran reveals how his experiences in the desert left him plagued by psychological problems long after he left the service. 10.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the working lives of Britain’s High Court enforcement agents. 11.05 Inside The World’s Toughest Prisons Documentary series. 12.05am Burglars & Break-Ins: Caught On Camera 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Eamonn & Ruth: How The Other Half Lives 4.00 World’s Most Pampered Pets 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor
11.15 Room 101 Extra Storage A public figure reveals the things that he/she hates most. 11.55 Weather For The Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. 12.00am BBC News
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3.00pm Futurama (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 David Attenborough’s Wild City 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 10.00 Freddie Fries Again 11.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 12.00am The Force: Essex
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Brushing Up On... 8.00 Life Story 9.00 Who’s Afraid Of Conceptual Art? 10.00 The R&B Feeling: The Bob Parks Story 11.30 The Real Bonnie And Clyde 12.30am Timeshift - How To Be Sherlock Holmes: The Many Faces Of A Master Detective
2.35pm Judge Rinder 3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 American Dad! (x2) 11.00 Family Guy 11.30 The Cleveland Show (x2) 12.25am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.25 Safeword
2.05pm The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 You’re Only Young Twice 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Davina McCall: Life At The Extreme 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Liverpool One 12.10am Law & Order: UK (x2)
2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 Animals Unleashed (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Stage School 8.00 FILM: The Karate Kid (2010) 10.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.50 Gogglebox (x2) 2.00 New Girl
2.05 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It 5.55 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Sarah Beeny’s Four Rooms. See highlights. 10.00 The World’s Most Expensive Food 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am Stalag 17 (1953) 1.35pm Lord Jim (1964) 4.40 Bear Island (1979) 7.00 Unstoppable (2010) 9.00 Out Of The Furnace (2013) 11.15 The Football Factory (2004) 1.00am Enemy At The Gates (2001)
11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation 1.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 2.00 FILM: Independence Daysaster (2013) 4.00 FILM: Martian Land (2015) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Dark Matter 9.00 FILM: Predator (1987) 11.10 Dark Matter 12.10am Star Trek: Voyager
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