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SATURDAY 16 Britain’s Got Talent ITV1, 8pm They say that Britain has the best eccentrics, and Britain’s Got Talent is certainly grist to the mill of that argument. Prepare to be amazed alongside judges Simon Cowell, David Walliams, Amanda Holden and Alesha Dixon at the talent and delusionment of the great British public. They’ve got a nerve...
FILM: The Hunger Games Channel 4, 9pm The first in the series of blockbuster films starring an Oscar-winning actress and based on a bestselling novel series. Sounds good, dunnit? Set in a dystopian future, Katniss Everdeen volunteers to take her sister’s place in the brutal Hunger Games, pitching teen against teen to the death.
1864 BBC4, 9pm Who’s been missing Scandinavian dramas? Alright, put your hands down. Now, who ever thought they’d get to see the most recent subtitled televisual hit in costume drama? We know! Pretty darn tooting impressive, that’s what it is. This brand new series starts tonight with a double bill and plenty of battles.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Noise Floor (x2) 7.00 Albion Nights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Noise Reel 12.00pm Brighton Fringe 2015 12.15 Artists Open Houses 12.30 Love That Car 1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 Land Rovers Live 4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 5.00 Post Feature 5.30 Northern Cuisine 6.00 The Newspapers 6.30 Richard Durrant: Cycling Music Richard Durrant’s Cycling Music was filmed in Spring 2014. 7.30 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.00 Latest News The Latest News where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 8.30 Noise Reel David and Ellie host Brighton’s first and foremost local music entertainment show, plugged into the news gossip and live scene on the South Coast. 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes features the United Magic Film Studios and the films of Jonathan Brooks. 11.00 Under The Radar Great music videos that may have been under your radar with Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings. 11.30 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 Brighton Album Show 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 You Make It, We Show It! 2.30 2.30 Latest News 3.00 On The Verge 3.30 FilmFest on TV: 5.30 Under The Radar
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6.00 South East Today 6.10 Pointless Celebrities A celebrity edition of the quiz that tests the depths of general knowledge, presented by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman. Featuring British film actors Phil Daniels and Leslie Ash, Keith Allen and Clare Grogan, Vas Blackwood and Thomas Turgoose and Sally Thomsett and Phil Cornwell. 7.00 Atlantis Fantasy drama set in an ancient world of legendary heroes and mythical creatures. 8.30 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show where five contestants compete in a general knowledge quiz show to win a life-changing amount of money. All five could share £100,000, or one lucky player could take home the lot. Including the Lotto and Thunderball draws. 9.20 Casualty Charlie and Connie embark on a mission to save Louis which takes them to the darkest corners of Bucharest and pushes them to their limits. 10.10 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League. 11.55 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo. 12.25am FILM: The 51st State (2001) 1.50 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.55 BBC News
6.20 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 6.50 The Great British Garden Watch Documentary series about life in contemporary Britain. Lucy Cohen’s film goes behind the net curtains to discover amateur naturalists all over Britain who have transformed their gardens into intense filming environments. 7.50 Britain’s Greatest Generation Documentary that tells the stories of the extraordinary last survivors of the generation who fought or lived through World War II. 8.50 Dad’s Army Classic comedy. 9.20 FILM: Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa (2014) Starring Felicity Montagu, Colm Meaney, Steve Coogan, Tim Key, Karl Theobald, Nigel Lindsay, Monica Dolan. Comedy. A celebrated radio DJ and former talkshow presenter ends up in a siege when a disgruntled colleague decides to take the staff hostage. 10.45 Rory Bremner’s Election Report Comedy. Featuring Rory Bremner, John Bird, Matt Forde, Sara Pascoe and a light scattering of guest stars, this half-hour special is a follow up to Rory’s Coalition Report broadcast earlier this year. 11.15 W1A Award-winning comedy. 11.45 FILM: In The Loop (2009) Starring Peter Capaldi, Tom Hollander, Gina McKee, James Gandolfini. Political satire.
6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Paul Hollywood’s Bread 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Athletics: Diamond League Doha Highlights 2.00 Rugby League 4.30 Final Score 5.20 Mastermind Celebrity Special 5.50 BBC News
6.20am Animal Park 6.50 FILM: In Search Of The Castaways (1962) 8.30 FILM: The Charge Of The Light Brigade (1936) 10.20 Homes Under The Hammer 11.20 Escape To The Country 12.05pm Living Famously 1.05 FILM: Rope (1948) 2.25 James Mason: Talking Pictures 3.05 FILM: North By Northwest (1959) 5.20 Flog It!
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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Super 4 7.45 Nerds & Monsters 8.00 Thunderbirds Are Go 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.40 Doc Martin 2.40 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 3.40 FILM: Freaky Friday (2003) 5.35 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Hall Of Framed Celebrating 25 years of accidents, Harry Hill revisits some of the nation’s favourite funniest videos. 7.00 Ninja Warrior UK Ben Shephard, Rochelle Humes and Chris Kamara host the sixth heat of Ninja Warrior UK. Competitors from all over the UK take on TV’s toughest obstacle course. 8.00 Britain’s Got Talent See highlights. 9.20 Play To The Whistle Sportsbased panel show hosted by Holly Willoughby. On this week’s show, team captains Frank Lampard and Bradley Walsh are joined by guests jockey AP McCoy, talk show host Jonathan Ross and Coronation Street’s Brooke Vincent, along with regulars Romesh Ranganathan, Seann Walsh and Jimmy Bullard. 10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 FILM: The Break-Up (2006) Starring Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston, Joey Lauren Adams, Cole Hauser, Jon Favreau, Jason Bateman. A twist on the traditional romantic comedy formula as a happy couple’s relationship implodes amid childishness and bickering. When neither wants to move out of their luxury apartment, a battle of wits ensues. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen
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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 Tarawera Ultra Mararthon 7.30 FIM Superbike World Championship 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.30 Frasier 11.00 Frasier 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.25 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.25 Channel 4 Racing 4.15 Come Dine With Me 4.45 Come Dine With Me 5.15 Come Dine With Me 5.45 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me Dinner party competition. 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 Cornwall: Walking Through History Tony Robinson goes on another walk through some of Britain’s most historic landscapes in search of the richest stories from our past. This time, he undertakes a fourday trek along the coastline between Plymouth and Falmouth. 8.00 The World’s Most Extreme Documentary series showcasing the most jaw-dropping places on Earth. This edition visits the ten most extreme airports on Earth, including an ice airport that is rebuilt every year, a runway squeezed between skyscrapers and a landing strip carved into mountains. At Madeira’s Funchal airport, vicious crosswinds make for especially hair-raising landings. It also features an airport in Scotland with a runway that disappears with every tide. 9.00 FILM: The Hunger Games (2012) See highlights. 11.50 FILM: Underworld: Awakening (2012) Starring Kate Beckinsale, Stephen Rea, Michael Ealy, Theo James, India Eisley. Fantasy action story. 1.30am Alan Carr: Chatty Man 2.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.35 Double Your House For Half The Money 5.30 The Common Denominator 5.55 How I Met Your Mother
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6.00 – 8.30am Children’s television 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.00 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 11.30 Britain’s Horror Homes 12.30pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.25 The Hotel Inspector 2.25 FILM: Columbo: The Most Dangerous Match (1973) 3.55 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 4.55 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 5.50 5 News Weekend 5.55 Police Interceptors 6.45 FILM: Spider-Man 3 (2007) Starring Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Thomas Haden Church, Topher Grace, Bryce Dallas Howard, Rosemary Harris, JK Simmons, James Cromwell. Superhero sequel. The life of Peter Parker and his arachnid alter ego is shattered when a mysterious black entity bonds with his suit and begins to turn him to evil. At the same time, he faces challenges on three fronts from an escaped convict named the Sandman, a fanged villain called Venom, and his old friend Harry. 9.20 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother. 10.20 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama series. There is a sting in the tail for the team this week as they search for two abducted sisters, whose captor was prepared to kill to get his claws into them. 11.15 NCIS Drama series. The team is called in when a marine’s wife is murdered live on the internet. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother: Timebomb 4.00 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle
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2.00pm Greatest Disney Songs 3.00 Galapagos With David Attenborough 4.00 Modern Family (x5) 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 Avengers: Age Of Ultron Special 7.30 NCIS: Los Angeles 8.30 Hawaii Five-0 9.30 Mad Max: Fury Road Special 10.00 FILM: Lucky Number Slevin (2006) 12.10am NCIS: Los Angeles
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 How To Win Eurovision 10.00 Happy Valley 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 Family Guy 12.05am Family Guy 12.30 Family Guy 12.50 Family Guy 1.15 Murder In Successville 1.45 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment 2.15 Bluestone 42 (x2) 3.45 Great Movie Mistakes V
7.00pm Survivors: Nature’s Indestructible Creatures 8.00 Wild Arabia 9.00 1864. See highlights. 10.00 1864 11.00 Queen - Days Of Our Lives 12.00am Metal At The BBC 12.30 Guitar Heroes At The BBC 1.30 Wild Arabia 2.30 Survivors: Nature’s Indestructible Creatures
11.15am Britain’s Got Talent 12.35pm Britain’s Got More Talent 1.35 Catchphrase 2.20 FILM: Kindergarten Cop (1990) 4.30 Mr Bean (x2) 5.40 FILM: King Kong (2005) 9.20 Britain’s Got More Talent 10.20 Celebrity Juice 11.05 Britain’s Got Talent 12.20am Britain’s Got More Talent
6.20am Countrywise 7.20 Where The Heart Is (x2) 9.30 The Darling Buds Of May 10.40 FILM: All Creatures Great And Small (1975) 12.30pm FILM: Evil Under The Sun (1982) 2.50 Wycliffe 3.55 Columbo: Etude In Black 6.00 Lewis 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Foyle’s War 11.00 Inspector Morse 1.20am Wire In The Blood
10.00am Melissa & Joey (x2) 11.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 12.00pm New Girl (x2) 1.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 2.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 2.55 FILM: Maid In Manhattan (2002) 5.00 Made In Chelsea 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 9.00 FILM: She’s All That (1999) 11.00 Gogglebox 12.00am The Inbetweeners (x2)
11.05am FILM: The Lady Vanishes (1979) 1.00pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.40 Building The Dream 4.45 Location, Location, Location (x3) 7.55 Father Ted (x2) 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 10.00 Jimmy Carr Being Funny 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats 11.55 Father Ted (x2) 1.00am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
11.00am Appointment In London (1953) 1.00pm Rio (2011) 2.50 Flash Gordon (1980) 5.00 City Of Ember (2008) 6.50 Definitely, Maybe (2008) 9.00 The ATeam (2010) 11.20 The Raid (2011) 1.20am Mirrors (2008) 3.35 Close