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HEADS UP HEADS DOWN Patrik Kielty – Help One of Ireland’s funniest comedians Patrick Kielty, will return to his stand-up roots later this year with his new show ‘Help’. Part Of The Brighton Comedy Festival. Komedia, 15 October 2015, £17/15, 0845 293 8480, www.komedia.co.uk/Brighton

Harry Enfield & Paul Whitehouse – Legends Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse have been working together for 25 years. Now, for the first time ever, they will appear live in a UK tour that promises to revive and revitalise a quarter of a century of classic comedy characters. Brighton Centre, 8 November 2015, £37.50/32.50, 0845 293 8480, http://www.brightoncentre.co.uk

Paul Zenon – Linking Rings Paul Zenon has made regular appearances everywhere from 'Countdown' to 'La Clique' and is known as the UK pioneer of street magic. This brand new work represents an exciting change of direction. The Brunswick, 3, 16-17, 23-25 May 2015, £10/8, http://boxoffice.brightonfringe.org

with Victoria Nangle he concept of Spring cleaning, to my mind, has always been a bit of a myth. An excuse to only do some jobs on a seasonal basis – like cleaning the oven, dusting bookcases and moving furniture about in an effort to make the rooms look bigger than they did last time you moved the furniture about. We all live in spaces that are not quite big enough and deal with it in our own ways – this is my way. When the warm weather woke me up last week with a Spring in my step and a promise to daffodils that there won’t be any more frost, I found a strong inclination I rarely experience. One to buckle down and... well, scrub. The thing is, when a job is big enough it becomes less of a chore and more of an adventure to me, and this was a doozey. I don’t have damp but I do have condensation which has, over time, resulted in dark splotches (a technical term y’see) appearing on the walls in one of the rooms of my flat. I’ve consulted a cleaner friend of mine – by which I mine someone who cleans for a living, not someone who bathes more frequently than me – who told me to scrub it down with bleach. That was last September. It’s been annoying me since then. So last week I had a scrubbing adventure, and it even had its own outfit that made me look a bit like Hannibal Lecter. I have reclaimed a room from The Splotch! The windows are thrown open to air without fear of frostbite, and only a small paranoia that the seagull on the roof will think it’s a roosting spot opened up. People can come and stay! Just in time for Summer.

British Sea Power The Decline Of British Sea Power 12th anniversary warm up show! Concorde 2, 10 June 2015, £15, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2015 Megan Henwood + Capt. Lovelace BBC Award winning songwriter Megan Henwood tours with her new album ‘Head Heart Hand’ Doors 8.00 Show 8.30 Price £5 adv Monday, April 27th, 2015 Rocking Horse Club + Dred Delicious + Mind of a Lion Doors 7.30 Show 8.00 Price £3

Keith Barry – Brain Hacker Now a household name as part of ITV’s brand-new Saturday night entertainment format You’re Back in the Room he now brings his show Brain Hacker on a UK tour. Theatre Royal Brighton, 20 September 2015, £21.40, 08448 717 615, www.atgtickets.com/venues/theatreroyal-brighton/

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04 Latest People Community-focussed film competition, Brighton authors publish Hilarious Hebrew 05 Kay Town Andrew goes potty in the garden 05 Competitions Win oodles of tickets with Otherplace Productions 07 Brighton Writes Dr Caroline Oprandi talks science; Brighton & Hove Buses share their top destinations 09 Cook It! Be a Latin lover at Las Iguanas 10 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings 10 Brighton Writes Jessica Kellgren-Hayes get goosebumps with horror films 15 Artists Open Houses A peek at what’s to come in May 11 The Warren returns Brighton Fringe’s favourite popup venue has a new home 11 Entertainment News What’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music in your city 18 Reviews & Chart What’s happening, and what we think of it! 19 TV Listings TV listings for the next seven days

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LATEST PEOPLE Community-focused film competition ‘Love Living in’ offers £1,000 top prize roperty specialist Leaders has launched a new competition, Love Living in, which shines a spotlight on what it is that makes the place people call home special. Leaders’ marketing manager, Alison Guyton, says: “Every town, city, village and suburb is different; made up of a unique assortment of people, streets, buildings, landscapes, amenities, traditions and things to see and do. We know that each area is loved for many different reasons by the people who live there, and we want to see and hear about them all! “Love Living In is open to everyone across the UK. We are asking people to create a short film, no more than 3 minutes long, that demonstrates what you love about where you live. Entrants have the chance to win a selection of prizes of up to £1,000 plus £1,000 for a local cause or community group* of their choice. “You don’t need to be an expert

at making films or have any special film equipment; you can use a smart phone, tablet or standard video camera. Films can be by individuals, groups or organisations and the competition is open to people of all ages and from all areas across the UK.” Love Living In will run from 1st March to 31st May 2015. There are three prize categories, with a total prize fund of £4,000. The winners will be announced by 30th June 2015. Best film: £1,000 for the winner plus £1,000 for the community group* of their choice Best film by a young person

(under 16): £500 for the winner plus £500 for the community group* of their choice Peoples’ choice (as voted for by the public): £500 for the winner plus £500 for the community group* of their choice For full details on how to enter and to see some example films to get you inspired visit www.lovelivingin.co.uk *Community groups include schools, colleges, universities, sports and recreation clubs, charities and voluntary groups

Hilarious Hebrew veryone knows that Brighton is a popular place for learners of English as a foreign language, with dozens of schools and language centres scattered all over the city. But only a few are aware that Brighton is also a source of a new, revolutionary method of teaching another language: Hebrew. A new book, Hilarious Hebrewthe Fun and Fast Way to Learn the Language, created by Brighton residents Yael Breuer and Eyal Shavit, is already making waves in the world of language teaching. The method in the book uses entertaining sentences, written in English and accompanied by humorous illustrations by Brighton illustrator Aubrey Smith, which enable people to learn new words quickly and painlessly while having fun. “We have even recruited people like Barack Obama, Ben Stiller, Mick Jagger and actor Tom Selleck to help us teach Hebrew, though they may not be aware of it”, says Yael Breuer. “The president of the United States may not realise that his car is so fast that it ‘goes like lightning’ (the Hebrew word for ‘lightning’ is

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‘Barack’) and Tom Selleck may have been oblivious to his apparent partiality to eating beetroot (the Hebrew for ‘beetroot’ is ‘seleck’) but these sentences are entertaining memory aid that make the process of acquiring Hebrew words fast and fun.” Yael has taught Modern Hebrew to English speakers in Brighton and Hove for many years, and found this method very successful. “When I told Eyal about it a couple of years ago, we started making up more and more of these sentences just for our own entertainment, and when we realised that we had made up hundreds of them, we thought that it would be good to share the method, and the fun, with others, so we decided to create the book.” There are already fans of

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Hilarious Hebrew. Brighton columnist Julie Burchill, who has been having Hebrew lessons with Yael in the last few years, gave the book a thumbs up: “Even a dummy like me, who has a Hebrew reading age of 4-5 after five years of trying, can make sense of these gorgeous foolproof lessons.” Eyal says: “We have had so many positive comments from a wide variety of people. We have even been asked a number of times if we would consider doing a similar book for other languages. “ Hilarious Hebrew website is www.hilarioushebrew.com The book is also on facebook, twitter and instagram Hilarious Hebrew is available from selected bookshops, on Amazon and through the website, at £7.99

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ANDREW KAY IN THE DARK The advent of spring brings on an urge to grow tepping outside my front door the other day I was struck by the grim state of my plant pots. Last year I produced a fine display of sweet peas, hellebores and ferns, all of which seemed happy enough in the stairwell that leads to my semi-basement home. Years of working with estate agents have taught me that I could refer to my home as all manner of things, lower ground floor being amongst them, but the truth is, it is semi-basement, as the property is on a hill. This means that from one aspect I look out onto a pretty terraced garden and from the other a bright white wall. It serves me well as in a previous home the lovely and expansive gardens took up a huge amount of time, mowing, weeding, pruning, watering, sitting around with a G&T … Now I have pots that are far less demanding and in a way as satisfying. Pots, that right now need some love. I planned to give them some of that love over the Easter break but the arrival of a nephew and his partner, and the

pressure of Food Festival business put paid to that idea –well almost. I love the Brighton & Hove Food and Drink Festival and the work I do for it and after a heavy night at our punk wine tasting event Make Your Case (there is another one in

Now I have pots that are far less demanding and in a way as satisfying May), a wander around the Sussex food market in New Road was about as much as I could take. There I happened upon Merryhill Mushrooms. I have in the past had mixed results trying to grow mushrooms at home. The first were in a huge box and I successfully managed to make my wardrobe, and all the clothes in it, smell musty and damp. There were no mushrooms either, sadly. The second I grew in a pack containing coffee grounds and were good but my lifestyle meant

that I rather neglected them and the crop was depleted by my inattention. Now I have two boxes of Merryhill spores that are already giving me a huge number of lovely fungi every day. The chestnut mushroom box was cropping after only three days and is continuing to give me plenty on a daily basis. The yellow oysters are blossoming well, like aliens right now, but not ready for cropping as yet. In a few days I will no doubt be cropping more mushrooms than a single man can sensibly consume on a daily basis. So it will be time to make dishes I can freeze, a passtime that I engage in on a regular basis as I seem to be incapable of cooking for one and always have left-overs. Most importantly of course is the quality of the mushroom. So with my first crop I gave them the best test and made a simple mushrooms on toast. Well I say

simple, but of course it was sour dough toast and careful cooking. The first thing I noticed was that the mushrooms took a lot longer to cook. Going from earth to pan in less than a minute meant that they had not dehydrated at all so to achieve that golden brown outer crust took a little longer and a higher heat. I used a 50/50 split of rape seed oil and good butter to cook them in and seasoned with sea salt flakes and ground white pepper, yes white! They were superb, meaty and plump, full of nutty flavour and with a great texture too. I am delighted and feel that at £12 for the two boxes they offer great value as well as fun. www.merryhill-mushrooms.co.uk

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COMPETITIONS got brand new exciting venues, with the pop-up venue The Warren on a brand new site outside St Peter’s Church, as well as two spaces in The Basement, jam-packed with fabulous shows they’ve been scouting for all year. To make sure you don’t miss out on the fun, Otherplace Productions are not only giving away a fabulous bumper, first prize of six pairs of tickets, but also three pairs of tickets to shows as second, third and fourth prizes.

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Club feat. Felicity Ward - Sat 16 May - 9.30pm • 2 tickets to Simply Soweto Encha - Thurs 21 May - 6.30pm Second, Third and Fourth Prizes • 2 tickets to Point and Shoot Friday 1 May - 8pm • 2 tickets to Ludwig Live Saturday 2 May - 5.45pm • 2 tickets to GuruGuru - Sat 2 May - 10pm To be in with a chance of winning just answer this simple question: Where is The Warren venue located during the Brighton

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News and chat from Dr Caroline Oprandi on the frontline of science and technology at PACA new, cutting-edge technology to hit the headlines recently is the 3D printing of food. British start-up Choc Edge is already selling a 3D printer that can create chocolate printed patterns. NASA is funding an engineering firm to build a food printer that could be used by its astronauts. Surely by now, we must also have the necessary knowledge to produce a chocolate treat that is not only yummy but healthy too? NASA also carried out extensive research into hydroponics. Hydroponics is the cultivation of plants without soil. Instead, plant roots are suspended in an aggregate material (like sand or rockwool) and are fed by a liquid nutrient solution. Hydroponics offers an option for growing food without soil and with less water input than traditional farming. I’m all for embracing new food sources and whilst we are at it, studying Food Economics. Food Economics has shaped our society, going right back to the roots of human civilisation. Food Economics as an area of study, could potentially cover a huge array of topics ranging from: human nutrition and health, to production, globalisation, business economics, sales and marketing, consumer science and policy development. I believe that in order to tackle this complex issue fully new players need to be brought into the field, studying the area as a comprehensive package rather than taking the traditional piecemeal approach. It is an area of study where significant barriers need to be crossed between business, academia and policy development. Norwich is home to the Norwich Research Park that houses the Institute of Food Research and the Sainsbury’s Laboratory. Biotech startups are looking at ways to reinvent food, which is great, as long as these new technologies also take into consideration their impact on nature. On a beach, not far from Norwich, happens to also be home to this spectacular seal colony.

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Brighton & Hove buses are the best way to experience the breathtaking heights and sites of Sussex. This week: Seven Sisters Country park ou may not realise it but there are all sorts of interesting and unusual places to visit on the Brighton & Hove bus network – stretching out to Eastbourne, the South Downs, and Steyning to name but a few. Seven Sisters Country Park, named after the spectacular chalk cliffs that border the English Channel, provides a combination of coastal views, river runs and lush grassland for a truly scenic nature experience. There’s no shortage of countryside to explore and vibrant wildlife to examine while you journey on forest and beach walks. Aside from the traditional village pubs, there are numerous family attractions and facilities, including camping and canoeing along the Cuckmere Haven Valley. The Seven Sisters Visitors’ Centre is a good start to finding out about the area. They can advise you of the best walks to suit your interests, ability and how much time to allow. And there’s also a marvellous café! Beachy Head is located in the park and is the name given to Britain’s highest chalk sea cliffs. Although it’s got quite the quaint name, Beachy Head has a fascinating and tumultuous history. From the unfortunate shipwrecks near the Belle Tout Lighthouse leading to its decommission in 1902 to the Battle of Beachy Head during the Nine Years’ War in 1690, the area is brimming with history to discover. Acting as the start of the eastern end of the South Downs Way – it’s even known as the ‘gateway’ to the South Downs National Park! The Beachy Head Countryside Centre is your one and only stop for all things Beachy Head, including a shop with gifts and guides. It also contains The Sussex Gallery, a showcase of the work of local artists. They’ve created The Downland Experience, a free exhibition focusing on the history of the Downlands and Beachy Head. Check out the www.beachyhead.org website for opening times of the centre and general information. Visit the www.sevensisters.org.uk for full information on this wonderful park.

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tang. The side of green beans was good as was the garlic and chilli mash. I was very happy with my choice. David chose the Blazing Bird, barbecued chicken and thankfully went for a half chicken as it was huge, almost defeating him and depleting his need for the fries on the side. I am embarassed to say that he left the slaw untouched, so dainty is his palate. Owain was massively impressed by the number of choices on offer to him and finally went for the vegetarian Bahia Moqueca. This was the rich coconut dish that I had

A TOUCH OF LATIN Vibrant flavours at Las Iguanas

he arrival of my 20 year old nephew and his partner put me off my guard. I had shopped till I dropped and filled the refrigerator with the sort of hearty food that I assumed all young people would enjoy, sausages and bacon, beef for a casserole and a chicken to roast on the Sunday. When I discovered that Owain was vegetarian the whole lot had to be relegated to the freezer for future use. Not even a fish eating veggie, I ask you! To be honest it was no great hardship as it was a busy weekend that included a lot of entertainment, the food festival New Road market and a fair amount of drinking to boot. On the Friday I decided that we would eat lunch out and having perused the market and had a cocktail, we headed down to Las Iguanas. I dined there when it first opened and enjoyed it, and last year I tried their branch in Kingston upon Thames. That was very good indeed and I enjoyed it when their chef joined me on the Kingston Food Festival Live Food Stage. He made a stonkingly good dish with lots of coconut milk. I thought that the buzzy vibe would suit the young ones and it certainly did. Having already had a drink and with a long concert to enjoy we all chose soft drinks and we took advantage of the deal on three tapas sized dishes to start with and share. I exercised my love for what I kindly refer to as dirty food, by which I mean deliciously messy and rather naughty. For some reason I love nachos, there is something exciting about the combination of crackers, cheese, avocado, salsa

The portion was more than generous, and it was deliciously sticky and vibrant and sour cream. These were particularly good, really nice corn chips to start with, way above average, and the right amount of toppings to make it tasty and satisfying. If anything it was a bit big, but I put on a brave face and made a good effort to polish it off. David chose duck wraps with a great dipping sauce. Now David has always been a picky eater so I was surprised by his less than conventional choice, but he loved it although he was reluctant to try the fruity sauce. I did, again the portion was more than generous, and it was deliciously sticky and vibrant. Owain, the veggie, chose a

mushroom dish which he loved and again despite the size of the portion he made a good stab at it, nearly finishing, but not wanting to peak too soon. On to a main course then and I was drawn to a new dish on the menu, cordero, or rack of lamb. It was very good indeed, the lamb, cut off the bone, was easy to eat with tender flesh and crisp skin. The rich sauce was dark and musky in stark and effective contrast to a vibrant salsa made of mandarin orange. That too had a dark almost marmalade edge but also had some chilli fire and a sweet citrus

experienced in Kingston, and it was huge and declared delicious. I love it when my vegetarian friends are offered choices that turn out to be a real delight, for one it stops them moaning that all they are offered is mushrooms or aubergine. Owain loved it but he too was unable to actually finish the dish off. Las Iguanas certainly offers great value when it comes to portion size. This of course has a down side to it as not one of us was able to even contemplate dessert, sad when you read the offer of a dulce de leche cheesecake which I may well have to pop back to try. Price too was impressive, great portions, two courses each and soft drinks, all from the full menu for under £20 a head. We could have eaten for less as there is a great lunch menu offer. Unpretentious, tasty and fun – we loved it! Las Iguanas7-8 Jubilee Street, Brighton, BN1 1GE 01273 573 550 iguanas.co.uk

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BARDSLEY’S Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

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The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015 The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

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THAI STREET THAI Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

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WHAT MAKES A HORROR FLM?

he modern horror genre is fragmented into various subgenres: found footage, slasher, monster and haunted house to name just a few! But a film does not need to have literal zombies, ghosts and vampires in order to be a horror film. It does not even need to stick to the “horror film rules” that Jamie Kennedy’s character expounds upon in Scream. A film using merely terrors of the metaphorical kind, such as David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive, can, whilst upending some of the more common elements of modern horror, actually be far scarier. Overlooking for a moment Scream’s rules (which it has an awful lot of fun breaking); horror is, much like comedy, a hugely subjective genre because it must touch at the heart of what an individual viewer finds scary. Further complicating the issue is that ‘horror’ often lives alongside ‘thriller’, which is built on mystery and suspense. A horror film’s story generally starts off as something similar to a thriller and then, as narrative logic departs, it is corrupted and becomes something else. Or rather: many things. Without the lucidity of narrative the subconscious must take over, creating the horrific and the fantastical. In one of the rare instances when Sigmund Freud wrote about aesthetics, in 1919’s The “Uncanny”, he analysed tales that “[aroused] dread and creeping horror” and explored the notion of “the uncanny,” which he defined as “that class of the terrifying which leads us back to something long known to us, once very familiar.” Reportedly, Stanley Kubrick used this essay whilst developing the screenplay for The Shining. Like all good horror films, The Shining takes ‘safe’ and ‘comfortable’ things, like fairy tales, baseballs, cartoons and parental love… and then weaponises them. Another notable film to do this is The Grudge, which removes the idea of a ‘safe space’ from the characters: there is an impossibility of finding shelter and a futility even to running. Characters in the film, and by extension the audience, find that as they retreat from the monsters - be that by pulling up the duvet or covering their eyes - the immediate confrontation with the horrific cannot be avoided… for it has been in the bed with you the whole time. A great horror film leaves you walking away from the cinema still feeling deeply unsettled. It has touched your subconscious, a place from which you too cannot hide. No ‘safe space’ exists because there is no ‘unsafe space’ to which the horrors belong. Any film that makes you feel that way is, to me a horror film. Want to quibble my inclusion of Mulholland Drive or have a lot to say about horror films? Send a tweet to either the PostFeature twitter, @PostFeatureTV, or my own personal account and use the hashtag #ThisIsHorror Follow me: @latestjessica

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EAST IS EAST Ayub Khan Din’s classic cross-cultural family drama comes to the Theatre Royal Brighton ward winning Pauline McLynn will play Ella Khan in Ayub Khan Din’s critically acclaimed play East is East, which opens at Theatre Royal Brighton on June 11 before embarking on a 16 week National Tour. Pauline will be joined by some of the original cast from the West End production of East is East: Ashley Kumar (Tariq Khan), Darren Kuppan (Maneer Khan) and Sally Bankes (Auntie Annie). Pauline McLynn said “I am very excited to be part of this production. The play by Ayub Khan Din is sparkling, funny and tender and I'm delighted to be working with the brilliant Sam Yates. I cannot wait to get out there with it!” Pakistani chip shop owner George Khan - "Genghis" to his kids - is determined to give his children a strict Muslim upbringing against the unforgiving backdrop of 1970s Salford. Household tension reaches breaking point as their long-suffering English mother, Ella, gets caught in the cross fire - her loyalties divided between her marriage and the free will of her children. East is East, Ayub Khan Din’s semi-autobiographical account of British Asian life in the 1970s and

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the clash of cultures between a multi-cultural family growing up in Salford, is a play that continues to resonate and provoke discussion. This long awaited revival of a modern comedy classic promises to be unmissable. Pauline McLynn is best known for screen roles including Mrs Doyle in Father Ted (for which she won a British Comedy Award), Libby Croker in Shameless and her current role playing Yvonne Cotton in EastEnders. Pauline’s stage credits include most recently The Knight of the Burning Pestle, at The Globe, Happy Days at Sheffield Crucible and Playboy of the Western World at the Donmar Warehouse. East is East, was Ayub Khan Din’s first play, following an initial career as an actor. It was staged at the Royal Court in 1997 and,

subsequently, Ayub adapted the play into a hugely successful feature film, starring Om Puri and Linda Bassett. For his screenplay, Ayub won a British Independent Film Award and a London Critics’ Circle Film Award, and was nominated for two BAFTAs for Best Adapted Screenplay and the Carl Foreman Award for Most Promising Newcomer, and a European Film Award for Best Screenwriter. Ayub was last seen on stage in the West End/National tour run of East is East at Trafalgar Studios as part of the Trafalgar Transformed season, playing for the first time, the role of George. Other stage credits include the title role of Bunty Berman Presents, under the wing of The New Group at the Acorn Theatre, Off-Broadway. The musical was co-authored by Ayub and Grammy

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and Emmy Award winner Paul Bogaev. He made his film debut in My Beautiful Laundrette, but is perhaps best known for the role of Sammy in Hanif Kureishi's Sammy and Rosie Get Laid – both directed by Stephen Frears. Director Sam Yates most recently directed Billy Liar by Keith Waterhouse at the Royal Exchange Theatre, Manchester and directed Ruth Wilson in The El Train at Hoxton Hall. He was Artistic Associate at Royal and Derngate Theatres from 20112013. He trained with directors Jamie Lloyd, Michael Grandage, Trevor Nunn, Josie Rourke and Phyllida Lloyd. East is East, Theatre Royal Brighton, Thu 11 – Sat 20 Jun 0844 871 7650

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CLASS ACT Freedom of speech at the forefront of comedy

any years ago (about eight and a bit years ago if you’re being pedantic) I was writing up a review of a new act night I’d been most impressed with and, like a diligent reviewer, called up the promoter when I couldn’t find the names of the acts listed anywhere online. Credit where credit’s due, I always say. Anyway, the promoter and I got chatting, and it turned out that this particularly impressive collection of new faces to the live comedy scene had all completed the Jill Edwards Comedy Workshop, and that the promoter was – in fact – Jill Edwards. That line-up included Toby Whithouse, who went on to be a finalist in the highly respected So You Think You’re Funny competition – as well as continuing with his day job of being a writer for Doctor Who, Torchwood, creator and writer of Being Human, and he’s got a new series coming out in the next few weeks called The Game for BBC2. And this showcase was one of the earliest ever outings of a certain Mr Paul McCaffrey, now to be found all over BBC3. Jill Edwards asked, might I be interested in doing the course myself? I was. I spent my Saturday afternoons learning at Komedia for a few months with about 20 others, after which we all had our very first three minute sets. We auditioned to a panel of judges – and I got through! Someone else who got through from my class was Seann Walsh. He closed the showcase gig beautifully. It was his second time on stage. This Saturday I will be back at Komedia again, but this time as a judge for a whole new array of nervous new comedians, hoping to follow in the footsteps of Seann and Paul, as well as other Jill Edwards alumni such as Jimmy Carr, Shazia Mirza, Romesh Ranganathan, Angela Barnes, Shappi Khorsandi, Simon Evans and others. It’s one of my favourite things to do all year, to go and see the new class coming up. Those of you who regularly go to see new act shows will know that certain subjects and topics can fall into vogue with newbies – whether it’s The Budget or Kim Kardashian’s hair. The beauty with this lot is that all of it has come straight from their noggins with none of that crosscontamination of material, meaning that this truly is original and fresh skewed perspectives on the world that I have never heard before. And I love it. The only downside is having to pick who goes through and who can’t quite make it this time. A week and a half later everyone else gets the chance to see them debut at Komedia in their own New Act Night. A gem. And hosted by the incredible Angela Barnes. It’s not unusual to find tickets have sold out before the day arrives, so book now, and see the real stars of the future. New Act Night, Komedia, Wednesday 6 May, 8pm, £7/5, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton

Jeff Hemmings delves deeper with PSB and their new album

ormed only six years ago, mssrs J Willgoose Esq and Wrigglesworth have just released their second album, The Race For Space, the follow up to their brilliant debut Inform-Educate-Entertain. While their debut album artfully juxtaposed British and American propaganda and public safety film and audio of the 30s-70s, The Race For Space employs a mix of the propagandist and 'live' audio captured in the control room of Houston, as it attempts to trace this historic 'race', conducted at the height of the Cold War, between the arch enemies of the USA and USSR. PSB have once again achieved what they explicitly implied via the title of their first album; to inform, to educate, and to entertain. And with the pleasant rock, pop, ambient and electronic beats, PSB are first and foremost about entertaining, as their live shows testify, gigs that have that crucial extra ingredient of being visual. “When we put the live show together we wanted to make it as live as possible, so even though there are only two of us, I play guitar and banjo, there’s keyboard work and sample triggering,

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East Sussex based artist and illustrator, who draws much of his inspiration from walking in the South Downs. Pelham House, St. Andrews Lane, Lewes, 01273 488600. Until 12 May.

Capturing the British countryside, Billingham's panoramic photographs expose the raw textures in these landscapes. Towner Gallery, Eastbourne, 01323 434670. 25 April-28 June.

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and there’s behind the scenes looping. Then the drums, which is always good to watch, and his electronic triggers to loop stuff with," says J Willgoose, who always declines to give his real name. "We operate on the principle that it could go quite badly wrong! Behind us we have the footage that we’ve edited to fit the music, and we’ve also got some old TV clips. In a way the footage becomes the frontman and we play the music around it." Beginning with rallying words of President Kennedy from a speech in 1962, The Race For Space covers the period between 1957 and 1972, bookended by the launch of the first space satellite (Sputnik 1) and the last moon mission (Apollo 17), largely, but not exclusively, in strict chronological order. It is built with many samples taken from the British Film Institute, NASA Audio Collection and the Apollo Flight Journals, many not previously available to the public. “One thing that has become clear after starting this is how lucky we are able to operate now. It wouldn’t have been possible even just ten years ago." Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, Wed 22 April, 7pm, SOLD OUT

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BRIGHTON’S ARTY Alison Krog

WHAT LIES BENEATH hree cat toys, an earring, two lip balms and a scattering of peanut M&Ms. The elements of a groundbreaking new piece of mixed media? No. What I found underneath our sofa the last time we did Artists Open Houses. Because it’s that time of year again – when the city’s creative community is in a frantic frenzy of painting, framing, and shifting furniture as they get ready to accommodate those art-loving visitors (and, let’s face it, nosy neighbours) who will be trailing around the city for four weekends in May. So assuming that no one in their right mind would leave Brighton during Festival month, this week’s column is dedicated to some outof-town shows that you might want to catch before the May madness begins. Based on the idea that all women are related to Eve, Seaford artist David Taylor explores her different forms at the Hop Gallery, Lewes, in his new exhibition ‘The Family of Eve’. The artist is particularly fascinated by Cranach’s painting of Adam & Eve, and – influenced by the work of musicians and other artists – David captures the spirit and attributes of people within his portraits rather than attempting to recreate photographic images. Until 7 May. Closed Mondays I know I’ve mentioned it before, but if you’ve got the chance to see David Armitage’s ‘A Decade of Colour’ you won’t be disappointed. It’s proving to be one of the most popular art exhibitions ever seen in Eastbourne – the chance to immerse yourself in big, bold, colourful canvases that have a genuinely joyful quality. At the Birley Centre until 26 April. Over in Bromley, another colourful character – and Arty favourite – Vincent Donlin – is wrapping up his ‘Brighton and Beyond’ show at the Ripley Arts Centre. There are still a few days to enjoy the wonderful way Vince captures scenes from the city he’s been living in for the past 15 years. Layers of meaning evolve from his technique of acrylic under-painting, upon which each picture is built up using linseed oil glazes then finally oil paint. Until 24 April. www.artymagazines.com

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Based on the idea that all women are related to Eve, Seaford artist David Taylor explores her different forms at the Hop Gallery

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OPEN SEASON May sees the start of Brighton’s famous Artists Open Houses a chance to see what the best of the city’s artists and makers have to offer in their own homes and studios Bernard Lodge: Toyopolis

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t’s that time of year, once again, when literally hundreds of artists and makers in Brighton, Hove and the surrounding area, throw open their doors, welcoming you into their homes and studios. For the first four weekends in May, you are invited to view everything from sculpture and painting to jewellery, ceramics and textiles and offered the opportunity to buy work and chat directly with the creators. The Open Houses are grouped into one of 12 trails around different areas of the city and beyond, each with its own unique character and atmosphere - from the fishermen’s houses of Hanover to the urban warehouse spaces of the North Laine and cottages of the South Downs village of Ditchling. As trails are geographically grouped, with houses generally within easy walking distance of each other, it's a great way to spend a weekend afternoon, following a trail, where entry to all venues is free and many Open Houses also offer homemade tea and cake! This year there are several not-to-be-missed highlights, starting with an exhibition of work from this year’s brochure cover artist, Bernard Lodge. Best known for his work designing the first five title sequences for Dr Who, Bernard then went on to work on special effects for Ridley Scott’s Alien and Bladerunner, one of the first people to work on designing computer effects. Since then he has moved to more traditional art forms and now creates

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bright and bold woodcuts from his studio in the downs just outside Brighton. This May Bernard will be exhibiting some of his woodcut prints, along with award-winning 2014 AOH Artist of the Year, photographer Tony Bowen, at The Old Market in Hove. (More of Bernard Lodge’s work can be seen at Salon Des Sources in the Seven Dials trail). Also be sure not to miss The Drawing Circus, offering the Tony Bowen: Whitechapel opportunity to all Open House visitors Call to Worship 2 to pick up a pencil and explore their creativity! Throughout the festival you can visit the Drawing Circus, housed in a domestic setting at Open House Fugitive Ink, in the Seven Dials trail, where you can draw or be drawn by your friends and other artists. For one day only, on the 9th May, the Drawing Circus will take over the entire open house and Drawing Circus costumed models will be posed in every room, to be drawn in a variety of domestic circus-sets. Taking part is open to every-one, of all ages and abilities, and all drawing materials will be supplied for you free of charge Don't miss the many wonderful schools, student and community groups taking part in this year’s Artists Open Houses festival; including Varndean and Balfour Schools, Grace Eyre at Montefiore Road and Outside In artists exhibiting their work at Brighton Health and Wellbeing in Brunswick Town. And finally don't forget the ever-popular Best Open House Award, sponsored by The Latest, which offers you the opportunity to vote online for your favourite Open House!. From the start of the festival, you can simply visit the AOH website: www.aoh.org.uk, follow the links and place a vote for your favourite house - the one that you believe best captures the spirit of the Artists Open Houses. The Artists Open Houses May 2015 Festival runs weekends 2nd-24th May. For full details on all Open Houses venues visit: www.aoh.org.uk, You can pick up an AOH brochure throughout the festival at Brighton and Hove train stations, libraries and museums, and look out for the Festivals of Brighton pop-up booth at Brighton station (near the Doddle office). AOH brochures are also available at all Open House venues from the start of the festival.

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THE WARREN FINDS ANOTHER PLACE

For the 2015 Fringe The Warren has found an exciting new home

Mr Fogg: Youth - Otherplace at the Basement: The Pit - 6-10 May 6.30pm.

Shit-faced Showtime - Otherplace at the Basement: Main Space - 1 - 4 May 9.30pm

nother week, another The Biggest Marionette development on thriving Circus in the World London Road - this time the The Warren: Main House arrival of The Warren, one of 10-17 May various times the biggest and most popular venues on Brighton Fringe. Beloved by in-the-know festival-goers since its launch in 2012 this year the secret is well and truly out as the pop-up moves to its biggest site yet on the green, North side of St Peter’s Church. It marks an ambitious offering from production company Otherplace Brighton, which has also taken over the management of year-round North Laine arts venue The Basement. Over the coming weeks, the company will transform the grounds on St Peter’s Church into a self-contained ‘festival-within-afestival’ just for the duration of May. Walk among trees strung with festoon lights and you’ll find a bustling bar, an array of stalls run by local food heroes Street Diner, a big top (The Main House), a custom-built Theatre Box and the Neilson Stage, which will host free entertainment all month long. Every show has been chosen by the Otherplace creative team from across the UK and abroad with many of the works award-winners from other Fringe festivals in Amsterdam, New Zealand and Australia. Choose from a daily roster of new theatre, high-calibre comedy, magical family shows, live music and more. The majority of shows cost no more than £10 and 2-4-1 ticket offers and special discounts run throughout May. The Warren opens its gates on Thursday, April 30 with its legendary launch party (book the next day off work), just in time for the first Bank Holiday weekend of May. If you like what you see, don’t forget to pay a visit to Kensington Street, where you’ll find sister venue Otherplace at The Basement, an atmospheric underground network of rooms including a bar and two intimate performance spaces. This is the place to catch poetic tales of

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The Liberation of An Angry Little Man The Warren: Theatre Box - 2-4 May 3pm and 5-6 May 6.30pm

Point and Shoot: a new musical The Warren: Main House - 1 - 4 May 8pm, 14 - 16 May 8pm and Sun 31 May 4pm

travel and heartbreak, hip-hop philosophy, ‘no’-fi stand-up, modern adaptations of old myths, contemporary takes on love and loneliness, time-travelling magicians, gypsy music in the dark and unlikely dance from a 49-yearold father-of-three. Excited? You’re not the only one. May marks the culmination of months of work for Otherplace and artistic director Nicola Haydn says they can’t wait to welcome audiences on site. “This is our tenth year on Brighton Fringe and we’re excited to be able to bring a wealth of wonderful work to more people than ever before,” she explains. “I really think everyone will find something to love in this year’s programme. We have two cracking venues and a fantastic and talented team running things – we can’t wait to welcome the first audiences through the gates.”

What to see: highlights of week one

Shit-Faced Showtime, an all-new production from the team behind 2013/2014 Fringe sell-out Shit-Faced Shakespeare. Cinematic musical satire Point & Shoot, all the way from Australia where it has won a clutch of awards already. Boundary-pushing electronic musician and Thom Yorke-collaborator Mr Fogg debuting his latest project. “Stand-up tragedy” The Liberation of An Angry Little Man (Best of Amsterdam Fringe 2013). The arrival of Poland’s Klinika Lalek with their magical, life-sized menagerie of elephant, giraffe and lion puppets, aka The Biggest Marionette Circus In The World. www.otherplacebrighton.co.uk / 01273 987 516

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The Producers, Theatre Royal Brighton, 13 April 2015 ★★★★★ Andrew Kay

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What a joy to see a musical that truly deserves the term musical, and not yet another juke-box confection of pop hits strung around a tenuous story. The Producers is perhaps Mel Brooks' masterpiece, the original film a classic side-splitting comedy, and Brooks' own musical adaptation is a stroke of genius. Genius realised in this production by a stellar cast. Louie Spence is hysterical, Phill Jupitus scarily real and David Bedella on brilliant form with that killer smile. Cory English has to fill some difficult shoes but does it with aplomb, making Max Bialystock his own and nailing his big numbers. But it is Jason Manford who steals the show with an extraordinary performance that takes him from stand-up comedian to musical star. His portrayal of Leo Bloom is touchingly gentle and naive, his comic timing is superb – but when he opens his mouth to sing he reveals that he has one hell of a vocal capacity and vocal skill, simply breathtaking. This is a masterpiece of a show – a show with real heart. Unmissable!

Simple Minds This was a show of two halves with the first comprised of a heavyweight selection from their earlier period with highlights being the throbbing, still fresh, club classics 'I Travel' and 'Love Song' and an acoustic 'The American' standing strong alongside the stadium favourites from their mid 80s heyday, that ended with a bombastic 'Don't

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You Forget About Me'. Jim Kerr was resplendent in a tartan jacket, and in fine voice, and the guest female vocalists, especially Sarah Brown, both performed superbly. Unfortunately the second set lacked the pace of the first but was saved by a big crowd-pleasing finish.

Banff Film Festival The festival consisted of eight visually stunning films with a mountain theme, targeting adventure-loving, outward-bound, Bear Grylls wannabees. This could have been a massive guilt trip for us couch potatoes, as most of the films lionised high-five’ing adrenaline junkies narrowly cheating death; being the first to ascend (or hurtle from) a peak makes them feel like gods. By

5 The Odd Couple Get Off My Mind 6 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Frankie 7 Frankie Sling Humn 8 Alternate Function Under Attack 9 Cascades Run 10 Senior Service Slow Train 11 Bluestone Salsero 12 Cascades What Have You Done To Me? 13 The Black Fields The Fighter

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 14 April 2015 ★★★★★ Steve Clements

14 Anemo Pray (Ropey Remix)

Funny Girls The Caroline of Brunswick was given a new lease of life with this rollercoaster ride of monthly event Funny Girls. Comedy was flowing from the likes of improvisation troupe 'Short N Girly' with song and raucous fun, followed by some great women currently on the circuit. Arielle Souma kept things real and honest with her straight talking 'Let me break it down for you' catchphrase. Georgia Thorpe was subtle in her approach to being a lesbian, whilst Sonia Aste turned living in the UK into a Flamenco spectacular. Funny Girls brought original comedy to life and was not to be missed. Caroline of Brunswick, 10 April 2015 ★★★★★ Sascha Cooper

15 Clockworks The Ones That Leave 16 Go Johnny GO Wash Out Night Out 17 Victoria Ferguson & Ben Ingall Every Time 18 The Speak Beautiful People contrast a Tibetan monk has achieved the same status by founding an Himalayan orphanage. Another told of rockclimbing hippies discovering the mother lode of illicit Columbian pot in Yosemite. There are many ways to get a high in the mountains. Inspiring spires! Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 11 April 2015 ★★★★★ Martin Baron

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TUESDAY 21 Back In Time For Dinner BBC2, 9pm The Robshaw family have had six weeks of historical food, moving forward a decade at each mealtime. This week Giles Coren and Polly Russell give them a taste of the future – well they’ve earned it! Looking at food trends, how we eat and how we shop, the experts serve up nosh for our tables over the next 50 years.

Ballot Monkeys Channel 4, 10pm If the forthcoming election seems like a farce to you, you’re not alone. This topical political comedy follows the harassed teams on the hoof on several campaign buses, firefighting problems and more than likely creating a few more of their own. Chaos ensues for all, and rosettes go flying.

Gay & Under Attack: Reggie Yates’ Extreme Russia BBC3, 8pm Reggie Yates continues his series, looking at how the politics of the far right that dominate contemporary Russia are hitting young people. It’s described as the hardest place in Europe to be gay, and a year after the antipropaganda law was introduced, Reggie digs into the grass roots.

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Four In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Time is running out for Ziggy - what will his heart decide? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Plus Sized Wars Documentary. A look at the plus-size women’s fashion industry, one of the fastest growing corners of the retail market. 9.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series. A teenager is shocked to find she’s 24 weeks pregnant, whilst a proud Dad to be is eager for his fist born to be a boy so he can pass on the Greek family name. 10.00 Ballot Monkeys See highlights. 10.35 Skint Observational documentary series following residents in Merthyr Tydfil. The mines may be gone, but the boxing is still there and at the annual Battle of the Martyrs, locals get to throw some punches for charity. 11.35 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series with adventurer Bear Grylls in which two groups, one male and one female, are placed on two remote islands. 12.30am PokerStars.com European Poker Tour 1.25 KOTV Boxing 1.55 Brighton Marathon 2.50 British GT 3.15 Shameless 4.15 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Bop Box 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Concrete Canyons (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ash opens up to Denny about his relationship inexperience but she reassures him they can take things slowly. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of Plaid Cymru 7.00 Fat, Sick And Nearly Dead 2 Documentary looking at the best ways to maintain a healthy lifestyle. 8.00 Britain’s Horror Homes Documentary series about people whose lives were turned upsidedown when their home became a living nightmare. 9.00 Psychopath: The Devil’s Disciple Documentary in which criminologist professor David Wilson explains how an almost-perfect collision of bad nurture and bad genes produced the charming but vicious psychopath Patrick Mackay. 10.00 Family Secrets And Lies Documentary looking at family disputes. This programme features Melissa, born Les, who has been cut off from most of her family since she announced that she wanted to become a woman. 11.00 Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop: Hoarding Documentary. 12.00am The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Person Of Interest 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Gay & Under Attack: Reggie Yates’s Extreme Russia. See highlights. 9.00 The Cannabis Smugglers: Stacey Dooley Investigates 10.00 Killer Magic 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 The Cannabis Smugglers: Stacey Dooley

7.00pm World News 7.30 The Flying Archaeologist 8.00 The Secret History Of Our Streets 9.00 The Plantagenets 10.00 A Very British Airline 11.00 How To Be A Lady 12.00am Tales From The Royal Wardrobe With Lucy Worsley 1.00 John Denver: Country Boy 2.00 The Secret History Of Our Streets

10.00am Up All Night 10.25 Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x4) 8.00 Educating Joey Essex: Space Cadet 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 FILM: Burlesque (2010) 12.25am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.05pm Murder, She Wrote 1.05 Heartbeat 2.10 Where The Heart Is 3.15 The Royal 4.20 Never The Twain 4.55 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.40am The Royal (x2)

4.00pm Melissa & Joey 4.30 Rules Of Engagement 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 The 100 10.00 Supernatural 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube

1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Building The Dream 10.00 Homes By The Sea 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Bitter Victory (1958) 1.05pm The Stranger Wore A Gun (1953) 2.45 Jungle Book (1942) 4.55 Destination Gobi (1953) 6.45 The Women (2008) 9.00 The Sweeney (2012) 11.15 Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead (2007) 1.30am Elle S’appelait Sarah (2010) 3.40 Close

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WEDNESDAY 22 Secret Britain BBC1, 9pm Sometimes you find out something about the country we live in and it’s as if the sofa you’ve got used to has suddenly delivered up gold bullion from down the back of the cushions. It really is remarkable. Tonight Adam Henson climbs the secret side of Ben Nevis and Ellie Harrison probes a mystery beast.

Beyond The Grave LatestTV, 9.30pm Presenter Josh Ellis and psychic medium Lou Pope continue in their spooky exploration of Bristol in this double bill of the supernatural and rather wonderful stories. The first even takes place in The Gate House at Banwell Castle, which was once hit by a terrible fire. Wonder if villagers were involved...

The Goldbergs E4, 7.30pm Nostalgia sitcoms are made to make you feel old, it would seem. Not satisfied with the fab ‘That 70s Show’, the latest US surburbia sitcom documents a family’s life is the 1980s. Big hair, neon accessories and all. When it comes down to it, not much has changed though. Beverly bans Adam from seeing a scary film.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.00 Northern Cuisine 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Darton High 4.45 Darton High 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Love That Car Passionate stories about owners and their cars, their history, and why they love them. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Beyond The Grave See highlights. 10.00 Beyond The Grave 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national updates. 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breakthrough acts. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton The Radio Reverb show makes the transition to TV. Visual sounds and audible colours presented by Nick Coquet. 12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Love That Car 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Beyond The Grave (x2) 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 The Leader Interviews: Nigel Farage Evan Davis talks to Nigel Farage, leader of the UK Independence Party. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 MasterChef Cookery competition. As the final week continues, the remaining four amateur cooks embark on a culinary odyssey to Sweden, where a new culinary movement is taking hold. 9.00 Secret Britain See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts the sports quiz with team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. Her guests are Stoke City goalkeeper Asmir Begovic, Grand Slam-winning wheelchair tennis star Jordanne Whiley, Formula One presenter Suzi Perry and British sprinter Harry Aikines-Aryeetey. 11.15 FILM: Insomnia (2002) Starring Al Pacino, Robin Williams, Martin Donovan, Hilary Swank. Psychological thriller. Detective Will Dormer temporarily escapes an internal affairs investigation that may ruin his career by travelling to Nightmute, Alaska, to investigate the murder of a 17-year-old girl. 1.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.10 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow Detectives Fiona Bruce and experts from Antiques Roadshow turn sleuth as they explore intriguing stories behind family heirlooms. 7.00 The Mekong River With Sue Perkins Sue Perkins continues her epic journey up the Mekong, south east Asia’s greatest river. In this episode, Sue reaches Laos, one of the poorest and least developed of all the Mekong nations. 8.00 Alex Polizzi - Chefs On Trial Alex Polizzi turns her critical attention from hotels to dining. 9.00 World’s Richest Terror Army Documentary. The inside story of how a small band of fanatical jihadi fighters became the world’s richest terror army ever. Featuring the first major TV interview with an imprisoned senior leader of the socalled Islamic State. 10.00 QI Quiz show. Stephen Fry with Ross Noble, Kathy Lette, Sue Perkins and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 World Championship Snooker Highlights World Championship Snooker Highlights. 12.10am World Championship Snooker - Extra 2.10 Sign Zone: Kew On A Plate 3.10 Sign Zone: Portillo’s State Secrets 4.00 Make A Musical 5.00 Ten Pieces 5.50 William Whiskerson

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Chrissie asks Ross for help. Debbie tries to make amends. Val gets the wrong idea. 7.30 Coronation Street What has Callum got in store for David? Todd pushes Eileen’s buttons. 8.00 Give A Pet A Home Series which sees Amanda Holden recruit a team of celebrity animal lovers who leave their glitzy and glamorous lives behind as they devote their time, with the support of the RSPCA, to finding new homes for mistreated and abandoned creatures. 9.00 Newzoids Topical puppet animation comedy sketch show featuring the voices of top impressionists Jon Culshaw, Debra Stephenson, Lewis Macleod and Simon Greenall. 9.30 The Delivery Man Comedy series. Matthew is a policeman who becomes disillusioned with his job and quits to become a male midwife on a busy maternity ward. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Pop Gold Another trawl through ITV’s musical archives. 11.40 Corfu: A Tale Of Two Islands Documentary series. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show: Lie Detector Shockers

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Channel Patrol 7.45 Cowboys And Angels 8.15 An Island Parish: Falklands 8.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 9.15 Richard Burton: Talking Pictures 10.00 World Championship Snooker 11.50 Lifeline 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 World Championship Snooker 2.00 Daily Politics: Economy Debate 3.00 World Championship Snooker

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Four In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Patrick and Sienna get more than they bargained for after a visit to the hospital. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 The Restoration Man: George Clarke’s Restoration Heroes George Clarke travels the British Isles meeting people hoping to restore architectural treasures. 9.00 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series with adventurer Bear Grylls. The men come face to face with a fearsome predator. Two weeks in, and despite their best efforts, the men haven’t managed to catch themselves a substantial meal, and their body weight is plummeting, along with their energy levels. 10.00 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love. Bradley, who has not been on a date in over a decade, meets Lucy, an assertively independent architect from Manchester. 11.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series from Liverpool Women’s Hospital. 12.00am MUSIC ON 4: Snowbombing 2015 12.30 Burger Bar To Gourmet Star 1.25 FILM: Fair Game (2010) 3.15 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 4.10 Double Your House For Half The Money 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Bop Box 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Last Days Of... 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 FILM: Ties That Bind (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Kate is adamant that her fling with Nate has to stay casual and nobody can find out, so when Irene, Chris and Marilyn start speculating she calls the whole thing off. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The Scottish National Party 7.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series going behind the scenes at a GP surgery in Lewisham. 8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours, using CCTV footage and material from victims’ own cameras. 9.00 Autopsy: The Last Hours Of Robin Williams Documentary. Talking to close friends, biographers and a psychologist and with the aid of evidence from the autopsy report, forensic pathologist Dr Richard Shepherd pieces together the events of the great comic actor Robin William’s last hours. 10.00 Britain’s Favourite Stand-Up Comedian A rundown of the nation’s all-time favourite stand up comedians. From Tommy Cooper to Victoria Wood. 12.55am SuperCasino 3.10 The Drive-By Slayers: Born To Kill? 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 2 7.10 Wallace And Gromit: A Matter Of Loaf And Death 7.40 FILM: Chicken Run (2000) 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 The Cannabis Smugglers: Stacey Dooley Investigates 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Killer Magic

7.00pm World News 7.30 The Flying Archaeologist 8.00 Secrets Of Bones 8.30 The Quizeum 9.00 Treasures Of Ancient Greece 10.00 Russia’s Toughest Prison: The Condemned 11.20 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Earthquakes 12.20am Timeshift: Of Ice And Men 1.20 Madness In The Desert: Paris To Dakar

10.00am Up All Night 10.25 Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Britain’s Got More Talent 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Rush Hour (1998) 11.05 The Vampire Diaries 12.00am Two And A Half Men (x2)

10.40am Judge Judy (x3) 12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wycliffe 12.05am City Lights (x2)

3.30pm Baby Daddy 4.00 Melissa & Joey 4.30 Rules Of Engagement 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs. See highlights. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Jane The Virgin 10.00 FILM: The Change-Up (2011) 12.15am Virtually Famous

1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Tiny House Nation 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.00 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Stalag 17 (1953) 1.25pm Cloak And Dagger (1946) 3.40 True Grit (1969) 6.25 A Knight’s Tale (2001) 9.00 Unknown (2011) 11.10 Killer Joe (2011) 1.15am The Belly Of An Architect (1987) 3.50 Close

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THURSDAY 23 Inside No 9 BBC2, 10pm This marvellous darkly comedic askew world from Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith today celebrates Nana’s 79th birthday. Pretty impressive. And she’s so excited about spending the whole day with the family – even Pat and Jim, who are renowned for their practical jokes. Wait for it...

The Mentalist Channel Five, 10pm Could it be that one psychic is pretty interchangeable with another? Say it ain’t so! While Jane disappears for some ‘serious thinking’, a young man claiming to have psychic powers turns up offering to help the FBI solve a double homicide. When he leads them to other victims a bit of chin-rubbing is prompted.

Forever Sky1, 9pm Right, well tonight Henry and Jo investigate a case of a stolen ship that could lead to him having to spill the beans on his ever-solong lifespan. Yes, the peril of secrets possibly being told is exciting but can we go back a bit please – a stolen ship! Either someone on the docks has a massive back pocket or it’s diddy.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.00 Cook It 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Post Feature 5.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Film Live Academy The ultimate guide on all aspects of filmmaking, covering everything you need to know. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 8.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 9.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 10.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 11.00 Cate Ferris: Live At The Latest The amazing Cate Ferris filmed live at the Latest MusicBar in Brighton. 12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 Latest News 2.30 Albion Night 5.30 Film Live Academy

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders After some persuasion from Carol, Max steps up to give his father’s eulogy. The pressure becomes too much for Roxy - will she come clean to Ronnie? 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 MasterChef Cookery competition. In the penultimate show, the final three amateur cooks face the most iconic and terrifying challenge yet - the Chef’s Table. This year’s Chef’s Table is mentored by influential Italian chef Massimo Bottura. 9.00 Crimewatch On the 40th anniversary of the brutal murders of two young women, Crimewatch features a special cold case review into the still-unsolved cases. Back in 1975, the gruesome murders in London shocked the nation. 22-yearold ‘bunny girl’ Eve Stratford’s throat was cut, and 16-year-old schoolgirl Lynne Weedon was raped and strangled. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from West Bromwich. 11.45 This Week A political review of the week. 12.30am Holiday Weatherview 12.35 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow Detectives Fiona Bruce and experts from Antiques Roadshow turn sleuth as they explore intriguing stories behind family heirlooms. 7.00 The Mekong River With Sue Perkins Sue Perkins follows the river through the country’s wildest and most spectacular valleys, meeting its colourful and joyful peoples. 8.00 Alex Polizzi - Chefs On Trial Alex Polizzi assessed the chefs. 9.00 W1A A one-hour special marks the return of the award-winning comedy about the BBC. One year on and head of values Ian Fletcher has finally got his own office. He and the team have a new set of challenges to rise to, including the impending visit of HRH Prince Charles. 10.00 Inside No 9 See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines, with Laura Kuenssberg. 11.20 World Championship Snooker Highlights World Championship Snooker Highlights. 12.10am World Championship Snooker - Extra 2.10 Sign Zone: Panorama 2.40 Sign Zone: The Billion Dollar Chicken Shop 3.55 Arena: The National Theatre 4.20 I.am.Will Shakespeare 4.50 Punctuation Pals 5.20 Punctuation Rules

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Liberal Democrats 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Ross tricks Debbie into helping him. 7.30 Spotlight - Nigel Farage: Tonight Julie Etchingham spends time with UKIP leader Nigel Farage in the countryside and coastal towns where he spent his youth. 8.00 Emmerdale Debbie and Ross are trapped together. Alicia feels the distance between her and David. 8.30 Double Decker Driving School In this episode, Alvin De Guzman is from the Philippines and has more to learn than most as he struggles with his English. 9.00 Ice Rink On The Estate Ice skating legends Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean take part in a unique social experiment in a bid to give something back to their home town of Nottingham. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Agenda ITV News political editor Tom Bradby and four guests discuss the big issues. 11.25 Newzoids Topical puppet animation comedy sketch show. 11.50 River Monsters Jeremy Wade travels to one of the few rivers that still test a fisherman - the Congo. 12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 Spotlight - Nigel Farage: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Channel Patrol 7.45 Cowboys And Angels 8.15 Great British Garden Revival 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 World Championship Snooker 2.00 Daily Politics: Education Debate 3.00 World Championship Snooker

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Four In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen soap. Cameron has met his match, but won’t go down without a fight. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 The Supervet Documentary series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick and his team in one of the most advanced veterinary practices in Britain. 9.00 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series with adventurer Bear Grylls in which two groups, one male and one female, are placed on two remote islands. It’s Lauren’s birthday, but there is little to celebrate. Two castaways have already abandoned the women’s island due to the extreme conditions and the remaining 12 are desperately dehydrated. 10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills and regular co-hosts Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker take a light-hearted look at the weird and wonderful talking points of the week and round up the latest election news. 11.05 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love. 12.05am Raised By Wolves 12.35 Plus Sized Wars 1.30 Secret Millionaire Ireland 2.25 Unreported World 2.50 Food Unwrapped 3.20 Double Your House For Half The Money 4.15 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00am Children’s television. 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Secrets Of Great British Castles 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Deadly Hope (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Andy finds Hannah and swims to shore. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The Liberal Democrats 7.00 The Classic Car Show Series celebrating classic cars presented by Quentin Willson and Jodie Kidd. 8.00 The Last Days Of... Writers, thinkers and historians explore the downfall and legacy of six giants of history. Writer and actor Mark Gatiss, academic Hannah Dawson and human rights barrister Geoffrey Robertson are among those debating the life and death of Charles I. 9.00 The Hotel Inspector Reality series in which hotelier Alex Polizzi tries to transform some of Britain’s failing hotels and guest houses. Alex helps a new venture get off the ground in Ramsgate. 10.00 The Mentalist See highlights. 10.55 Born To Kill: The Serial Killing Couple Documentary series investigating whether nature or nurture turns people into killers. Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka carried out a series of sadistic crimes against young women, including a relative of one of the perpetrators. 11.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours Award-winning partdramatised crime documentary series. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Police Interceptors 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Gavin & Stacey (x2) 9.00 Teen Killers: Life Without Parole 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Tatau 1.15 Teen Killers 2.10 Gay & Under Attack: Reggie Yates’s Extreme Russia

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 Luxury In Ancient Greece 9.00 Delphi: The Bellybutton Of The Ancient World 10.00 Wild China 11.00 The Plantagenets 12.00am Top Of The Pops: 1980 12.35 Timeshift: The Rules Of Drinking 1.35 Delphi: The Bellybutton Of The Ancient World

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x4) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Scorpion 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Release The Hounds 11.45 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.40am Mom (x2)

10.50am Judge Judy (x3) 12.05pm Murder, She Wrote 1.05 Heartbeat 2.10 Where The Heart Is 3.15 The Royal 4.20 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Blue Murder 12.35am Wycliffe

4.30pm Rules Of Engagement 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 2 Broke Girls 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Brooklyn NineNine 9.30 Marry Me 10.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.10am Rude Tube

1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 The Hoarder Next Door 11.00 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am The Bridges At Toko-Ri (1954) 1.05pm Cat Ballou (1965) 3.00 Dragoon Wells Massacre (1957) 4.45 Sands Of Iwo Jima (1949) 6.55 Dear John (2010) 9.00 The Bling Ring (2013) 10.45 Heat (1995) 2.05am The Comedian (2013) 3.50 Close

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FRIDAY 24 Masterchef BBC1, 8.30pm It’s the final! Are you going to cry? Do you have a favourite? Of course you’ve got a favourite! Does everyone in your house have the same favourite and – most importantly – do you have your own scoring system in play to judge for yourself? Yes, you can’t taste it like John Torode and Gregg Wallace, but join in!

Modern Toss LatestTV, 10pm Mixing up live action and its bestselling animation, Friday night is filled with locally sourced and cuss-filled comedy courtesy of those fabulous people at Modern Toss. You’ve read the books, now feast on what happens when the world’s stink and clever writing meet and go bonkers together. Smashing.

Russell Howard’s Good News BBC3, 10pm Time to catch up on the week, but taking a more positive spin on the whole ‘news’ thang. Russell picks out the most positive news and uniquely upbeat stories from across the world, sourcing from over 60 TV channels, 140 newspapers, and loads of clips. It’s a happy ol’ world.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 The Vote (x4) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Darton High 4.45 Darton High 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s press stories. 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. Expect heated debates as Brighton decides on Latest TV! 8.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 9.00 Magic’d Illusionist Tommy Magic brings his unique style of tricks to the streets. 9.30 Bored Gamers Redux The very best highlights from series one of Bored Gamers, a funny and irreverent look at video and adult board gaming. 10.00 Modern Toss See highlights. 10.30 Modern Toss 11.00 Noise Reel A wave of music news and entertainment to your ears. 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Teleshopping 2.00 On The Verge 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 The Unexplained 3.30 Bored Gamers Redux 4.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 4.30 Under The Radar 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Roxy continues to struggle with the consequences of her actions. Tina reaches out to Shirley and shares some home truths. Sylvie and Babe come to blows, and it soon becomes clear they’re both hiding a secret. 8.30 MasterChef See highlights. 9.30 Have I Got News For You Satirical news quiz. Guest host Jeremy Clarkson is joined by regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop and guest panellists Miles Jupp and Camilla Long. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents his talk show. Top celebrity guests join in the fun with Graham and his audience. 11.25 Would I Lie To You? Comedy panel show hosted by Angus Deayton in which teams must sort the truth from the fiction. 11.55 EastEnders A chance to catch up on the week’s drama. 1.50am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.55 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow Detectives Fiona Bruce and experts from Antiques Roadshow turn sleuth as they explore intriguing stories behind family heirlooms. 7.00 World Championship Snooker Highlights World Championship Snooker Highlights. 8.00 An Island Parish: Falklands It’s high summer in the Falkland Islands and reverend Richard’s wife Jen has decided for the first time to enter some of her home made produce in the annual Stanley horticultural show. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 9.00 Sex And The Church Documentary. Professor Diarmaid MacCulloch explores how the offical Christian Church and Western society have moved apart on issues of sex and gender over the last 300 years. 10.00 The Clare Balding Show Sports chat show. Joining Clare in are Olympic golden girls Victoria Pendleton and Charlotte Dujardin. 10.30 Newsnight 11.35 Later... With Jools Holland Iconic music programme. 12.40am World Championship Snooker Highlights 1.30 World Championship Snooker - Extra 3.30 Sign Zone: Question Time 4.30 Sign Zone: Dara And Ed’s Great Big Adventure

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Debbie proposes to Pete. Ross tells Chrissie the truth about Robert. 7.30 Coronation Street Will guilty Gail say I do? Mum’s the word for Jenny. Sinead is on the road to home. 8.00 Weekend Escapes With Warwick Davis Warwick Davis and his family return to travel around the UK in their trusty camper van. This week they visit picturesque South Wales. 8.30 Coronation Street Kevin is blind to Jenny’s lies. 9.00 Slow Train Through Africa With Griff Rhys Jones Griff Rhys Jones makes five remarkable train journeys across the world’s most spectacular continent. In episode three, Griff takes the train through Zambia and Zimbabwe, via one of the most stunning natural wonders of the world, the Victoria Falls. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: Rambo III (1988) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Marc de Jonge. Violent adventure sequel in which reluctant one-man army John Rambo goes into action against Soviet invaders in Afghanistan. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Channel Patrol 7.45 Cowboys And Angels 8.15 Gardeners’ World 8.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 9.15 Peter O’ Toole: Talking Pictures 10.00 World Championship Snooker 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 World Championship Snooker

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Four In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Channel 4 Racing 3.15 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Kim tries to claw her way back into Esther’s affections. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Foreign affairs documentary series. Reporter Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Director Daniel Bogado are in Cambodia to meet the families torn apart by genocide, but who are now finally being reunited by reality TV. 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Comic book drama. War comes to Coulson’s doorstep in a way he never anticipated as shocking revelations are brought to light, and Skye struggles to control her new abilities. 9.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular shows. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Comic Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. He is joined by property gurus Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer and actor Stephen Mangan. 11.05 Virtually Famous Comedy panel show. 11.55 Brooklyn Nine-Nine US action comedy. 12.20am FILM: Withnail And I (1987) 2.10 Fargo 3.05 Shameless 4.00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 4.55 The Common Denominator 5.20 FIM Superbike World Championship

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Fat, Sick And Nearly Dead 2 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: Obsession (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Zac and John apologise to the boys for leading them on which infuriates VJ. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer series showcasing the latest tech presented by Ortis Deley, Jason Bradbury, Jon Bentley and Amy Williams. 8.00 Secrets Of Great British Castles Historian Dan Jones explores the turbulent history of one of Britain’s most famous castles, Caernarfon. 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans Spin-off crime series. The team investigates the murder of a retired navy SEAL who spent his career tracking down people who pose as military personnel. The killer is found easily enough, but another mystery unfolds. 10.00 NCIS US naval crime drama series. Complications arise when the NCIS team discovers a link between a murder victim and the current boyfriend of Diane Sterling, who is the ex-wife of both Gibbs and Fornell. 10.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. 11.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours Award-winning partdramatised crime documentary series. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Gotham 4.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.15 Atlantis 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Bad Education (x2) 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News. See highlights. 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Bad Education (x2) 1.30 Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Sounds Of The Eighties 8.00 BBC Young Dancer 2015 9.00 Tales From The Tour Bus: Rock ‘n’ Roll On The Road 10.00 Totally British: 70s Rock ‘n’ Roll 11.00 Totally British: 70s Rock ‘n’ Roll 12.00am Old Grey Whistle Test: 70s Gold 1.30 Tales From The Tour Bus

10.25am Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x4) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Bourne Supremacy (2004) 11.10 Take Me Out 12.25am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Blue Murder 12.35am FILM: Ray (2004)

3.00pm The Goldbergs 3.30 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.30 Rules Of Engagement 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Sleepy Hollow (1999) 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.10am Rude Tube 1.15 2 Broke Girls

1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: The Happening (2008) 10.50 24 Hours In A&E 11.55 Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.55am Come Dine With Me

11.00am I Was Monty’s Double (1958) 1.05pm Ride Lonesome (1959) 2.35 Against The Wind (1948) 4.30 Santa Fe (1951) 6.15 Clear And Present Danger (1994) 9.00 Contraband (2012) 11.10 The Raven (2012) 1.20am Along Came A Spider (2001) 3.30 Close

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SATURDAY 25 Atlantis BBC1, 7.45pm Pasiphae has seized Atlantis and Ariadne’s life expectancy certainly isn’t much more than a mayfly. Can our bold heroes help? Well, not really. They’ve kinda got problems of their own as wanted men hiding in the mountains. Can’t she, like, just look after herself? It’s boys’ time – aw! It’s so unfair!

NCIS Channel Five, 8.20pm Who does everyone love best out of all of the NCIS cast? You might think it’s DiNozzo’s smarm and banter, or McGee’s open honesty and integrity, or even Duckie with his endless reams of facts. But really we all know it’s Abby. Abby rocks. And what does Abby love best? Gibbs. Who is coming out of retirement to help Fornell. Yay!

Bill Bailey: Qualpeddler More4, 10pm Bill Bailey has qualms, and he’s voicing them using religious dubstep, German folk-metal, a Bible-guitar and various other methods of communication he likes to dabble in. This is the musical stand-up’s full show, recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo and full to the brim with eccentricities and wonder.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Noise Reel 6.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 7.00 Under The Radar 7.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 8.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 8.30 Noise Reel 9.00 Albion Night 12.00pm Drop The Puck 1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 2.00 Cook It 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Land Rovers Live 3.30 Love That Car 4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 5.00 Post Feature 5.30 Northern Cuisine 6.00 The Newspapers 6.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program. 7.30 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 8.00 Latest News The Latest News where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 8.30 Magic’d Tommy visits venues in Leeds to shock spectators, plus he teaches you how to amaze your mates with a clever bit of engineering - or is it 'magic'? 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces Hadyn West's 'Berliner Mauer Dunkelheit' and films by Peter Regan, Emma Lindow, and others. 11.00 Under The Radar Great music videos that may have been under your radar with Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings. 11.30 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. 12.00am Teleshopping 12.30 The Unexplained 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 FilmFest On TV 2.30 Latest News 3.00 Teleshopping 3.30 FilmFest on TV:5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 9.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 10.10 World War One Remembered: Gallipoli 12.05pm BBC News 12.15 Football Focus 1.00 Paula Radcliffe: The Marathon And Me 1.40 World Championship Snooker 4.30 Final Score 5.10 FILM: The Princess And The Frog (2009)

6.40 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 6.55 Pointless Celebrities A special celebrity Morning TV edition of the quiz that tests the depths of general knowledge. The celebrities try to come up with the answers that no-one else could think of. Presented by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman. Featuring Richard Arnold and Kate Garraway, Naga Munchetty and Charlie Stayt, Fern Britton and Matthew Wright and Dermot Murnaghan and Natasha Kaplinsky. 7.45 Atlantis See highlights. 8.30 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show where five contestants compete in a general knowledge quiz show to win a life-changing amount of money. All five could share £100,000, or one lucky player could take home the lot. Including the Lotto and Thunderball draws. 9.20 Casualty Connie needs to prove her innocence in the Alfred case, Robyn helps two star-crossed lovers and Lofty teaches a patient to have more self-worth. 10.10 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League. 12.00am The Football League Show 1.20 FILM: A Bronx Tale (1993) 3.15 Weather For The Week Ahead 3.20 BBC News

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6.10am The Crimson Wing 7.20 FILM: Sword Of Sherwood Forest (1960) 8.40 Fred Dibnah’s Magnificent Monuments 9.10 The Nature Of Britain 10.00 World Championship Snooker 12.00pm Richard Harris: Talking Pictures 12.35 FILM: The Long And The Short And The Tall (1961) 2.15 Flog It! 3.00 Final Score 4.30 World Championship Snooker 5.30 World War One Remembered: Gallipoli Highlights 6.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 7.00 World Championship Snooker Another quarter-final spot will be filled on day eight of the World Championship. 8.00 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Mainwaring’s motley crew is put in charge of a vital telephone line. They awake to find a bomb enmeshed in the wires. 8.30 Gallipoli: When Murdoch Went To War Documentary. ‘My father shook up the establishment’, claims Rupert Murdoch in this hourlong special that tells the true story behind the Gallipoli letter written in September 1915 by a young Keith Murdoch. 9.30 QI XL Quiz show. Stephen Fry looks at Knees, Knockers and other things starting with ‘K’. With Sara Pascoe, Jack Whitehall, David Mitchell, and Alan Davies. 10.15 FILM: Up In The Air (2009) Starring George Clooney, Vera Farmiga, Anna Kendrick, Jason Bateman. Comedy drama about an emotionally detached businessman who makes his living travelling around America and firing the employees of his corporate clients. 12.00am World Championship Snooker Highlights 12.50 World Championship Snooker - Extra 2.50 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow 3.50 Sign Zone: The Truth About Fat

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.20 Bottom Knocker Street 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.35 Hulk & The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 8.00 Thunderbirds Are Go 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.35 Doc Martin 2.35 FILM: Housesitter (1992) 4.35 Tipping Point 5.35 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News & Weather 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Yearbook Harry Hill opens his diary to look at a typical year in the life of a You’ve Been Framed! victim. 7.00 Ninja Warrior UK Series hosted by Ben Shephard, Rochelle Humes and Chris Kamara. Competitors from all over the country take on TV’s toughest obstacle course. Who will rise to the challenge, conquer Mount Midoriyama and be crowned the UK’s first Ninja Warrior? 8.00 Britain’s Got Talent 9.15 Play To The Whistle Sportsbased panel show hosted by Holly Willoughby. On this week’s show, team captains Frank Lampard and Bradley Walsh are joined by guests Harry Redknapp, Piers Morgan and Alex Brooker. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 FILM: Inside Man (2006) Starring Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster, Christopher Plummer, Willem Dafoe, Chiwetel Ejiofor. Heist thriller with a twist as a calculating gang carry out what their leader describes as the perfect bank robbery. As the drama unfolds, a tough policeman and the bank president’s ‘fixer’ pit themselves against the criminal mastermind leader. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 FIM Superbike World Championship 7.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.30 Frasier 11.00 Frasier 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.30 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.25 Channel 4 Racing 4.15 Come Dine With Me 5.10 The Simpsons 5.45 The Simpsons 6.10 The Simpsons 6.35 Channel 4 News 7.00 For The Love Of Cars Car fanatic Philip Glenister and internationally renowned car designer Ant Anstead bring wrecked classic cars back to life. 8.00 The World’s Most Extreme Documentary series showcasing the most jaw-dropping places in the world. 9.00 FILM: Paul (2011) Starring Mia Stallard, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Jeremy Owen, Jeffrey Tambor, Kristen Wiig. Comedy. Two sci-fi fanatics set out on a roadtrip to Area 51 and pick up an unlikely hitchhiker in the form of Paul - an extraterrestrial. Having visited ComicCon to meet their favourite author, the duo set out on a tour of famous UFO sites across Amercia, but unwittingly become the centre of a huge manhunt when they offer to give a lift to a little, green alien. 11.05 FILM: Role Models (2008) Starring Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd, Bobb’e J Thompson. Comedy. After getting into a fight over their van, two hapless energy drink salesmen find themselves doing community service as ‘big brothers’ on a teenage mentoring scheme. 1.05am The Last Leg 2.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 2.55 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.00 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.20 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 Make Way For Noddy 7.35 Paw Patrol 7.45 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.00 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Access 10.45 Ice Road Truckers 11.40 Ice Road Truckers 12.35pm Ice Road Truckers 1.35 Ice Road Truckers 2.30 Police Interceptors 3.30 FILM: Columbo: An Exercise In Fatality (1974) 5.30 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 6.25 Britain’s Horror Homes Documentary series about people whose lives have been turned upside down when their home became a living nightmare. 7.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Documentary series revealing the work of bailiffs and repossession agents. 8.15 5 News Weekend 8.20 NCIS See highlights. 9.10 NCIS Drama series. The team goes on the trail of a missing Navy lieutenant after her bloodied car is found abandoned. Tony is secretly offered a promotion by NCIS director Jenny Shepard. 10.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama series. A car formerly owned by an infamous serial killer is being auctioned off to murder memorabilia fans when the body of an auction house employee is discovered inside. Fingerprints inside the car point to the sister of one of the serial killer’s victims. 11.05 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series about an elite sex crime unit based in New York. Stabler and Tutuola link an artist’s murder to a serial killer. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Psychopath: The Devil’s Disciple 4.00 Family Secrets And Lies 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm (x3) 5.40 Roary The Racing Car (x2) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.25 Top Gear 8.25 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.25 Tatau 10.10 Happy Valley 11.10 Family Guy 11.35 Family Guy 11.55 Family Guy 12.15am Family Guy 12.40 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.10 Tatau 1.50 Killer Magic 2.20 Some Girls 2.50 Some Girls 3.20 Some Girls

7.00pm Ice Age Giants 8.00 Wild China 9.00 Inspector Montalbano 10.55 The Kate Bush Story: Running Up That Hill 11.55 Kate Bush At The BBC 12.55am Top Of The Pops: 1980 1.30 Sounds Of The Eighties 2.00 Let’s Have A Party! The Piano Genius Of Mrs Mills 3.00 Wild China

1.25om Darcy Oake: Edge Of Reality 2.25 Catchphrase 3.05 People Do The Funniest Things 4.05 Mr Bean (x2) 5.15 FILM: The Vow (2010) 7.25 FILM: Stormbreaker (2006) 9.15 Britain’s Got More Talent 10.20 Celebrity Juice 11.05 Britain’s Got Talent 12.20am Britain’s Got More Talent 1.20 Hell’s Kitchen

6.00am Judge Judy 6.20 Where The Heart Is (x2) 8.15 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.15 The Darling Buds Of May 11.25 Wycliffe 12.40pm FILM: The Queen (2006) 2.40 Inspector Morse 4.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Inspector Morse 12.20am A Touch Of Frost

11.30am Baby Daddy (x2) 12.30pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 1.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1.55 FILM: Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) 4.00 Made In Chelsea 5.00 Jane The Virgin 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x8) 10.00 FILM: Scary Movie 2 (2001) 11.45 Rude Tube 12.50am Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos 1.55 The 100

1.35pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.10 Building The Dream 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.55 Father Ted (x2) 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 10.00 Bill Bailey: Qualmpeddler. See highlights. 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats 11.55 Father Ted (x2) 1.00am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Countdown

11.00am Destination Gobi (1953) 1.00pm Dear John (2010) 3.05 Bugsy Malone (1976) 4.55 Meet Dave (2008) 6.45 The Women (2008) 9.00 Colombiana (2011) 11.10 The Hole (2009) 1.00am Sliver (1993) 3.15 Close

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SUNDAY 26 FILM: Labyrinth Channel Five, 5.15pm The Goblin King (David Bowie – of course!) answers Sarah’s (Jennifer Connelly) wish made in haste and takes away her little brother, into the Labyrinth. Cue an odyssey past magical creatures and through dangerous lands with some awesome songs and a Sunday afternoon all kids – big and small – will treasure.

Perspectives: Len Goodman – For The Love Of Fred Astaire ITV1, 10.15pm Len Goodman steps out from behind Strictly’s judging bench to travel across America and explore the incredible journey of a certain Frederick Austerlitz aka Fred Astaire. Talking to his daughter, his dance partner and more, about a 76 year career.

Tatau BBC3, 10pm You know what the last thing is you need when you’re on holiday? Some people might think that it would be a supernatural connection to the daughter of a powerful family, who think you’re dangerous and hatch a plan to stop you seeing this twin soul. It’s having a criminal best mate when all that’s happening too. Uh oh.

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6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile John Craven and Ellie Harrison are in the Peak District. John meets Roy Taylor, a wheelchair user who aims to make the countryside more accessible to all. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow The Antiques Roadshow makes a return visit to Lowther Castle in Cumbria where they discover an army of Action Man figures, a giant skeleton clock and rarely seen watercolours by Beatrix Potter. 9.00 Poldark Drama set in Cornwall in the 1780s. In the final episode of the series, George expands the Warleggan empire, launching a new ship and bankrupting Carnmore. Ross blames Francis, but when Francis and Elizabeth fall sick with a lifethreatening illness, Demelza risks her own life to save them. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Highlights of the day’s matches. 11.35 FILM: Snake Eyes (1998) Starring Nicolas Cage, Gary Sinise, John Heard, Carla Gugino. Fast-paced thriller in which a wheeler-dealer cop becomes entangled in a complex assassination conspiracy at an Atlantic City casino. 1.10am FILM: It’s A Boy Girl Thing (2006) 2.35 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.40 BBC News

6.00 London Marathon Highlights Helen Skelton introduces highlights and reaction from the 35th London Marathon. 7.00 World Championship Snooker Live second-round action continues at the Crucible. 8.10 Coast Australia Series exploring Australia’s coastline. 9.00 Hunters Of The South Seas Will Millard explores the people of the Coral Triangle in the Western Pacific. He heads to the Indonesian village of Lamalera, the Coral Triangle’s most notorious community, which has survived for centuries by hunting whales. 10.00 Britain’s Biggest Diamond Heist? The Inside Story Documentary. It’s one of the most audacious diamond heists in British history: despite CCTV, alarms and security guards, a six-man gang spent the Easter weekend breaking into a vault in London’s Hatton Garden. But how did they get away with it? 10.30 W1A A one-hour special marks the return of the award-winning comedy about the BBC. 11.30 World Championship Snooker Highlights Highlights from the day’s second-round matches. 12.20am World Championship Snooker - Extra 2.20 Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.15 Sign Zone: Holby City 4.15 Sign Zone: The Ladykillers: Pest Detectives

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.20 Bottom Knocker Street 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 Tipping Point 1.35 All Star Family Fortunes Christmas Special 2.40 Britain’s Got Talent 3.55 Doc Martin 5.55 Ninja Warrior UK 6.50 ITV News Meridian 7.00 ITV News; Weather 7.15 Celebrity Squares Game show where people play noughts and crosses with a celebrity panel in a bid to win cash prizes, hosted by Warwick Davis. The contestant who wins the most prize money has the chance to play for the £25,000 jackpot. On the panel are Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer, Rachel Yankey, Marek Larwood, Sherrie Hewson, Jessica Hynes, Carl Fogarty, Chris Ramsey and resident comedians, Tim Vine and Joe Wilkinson. 8.00 Vera Crime drama series. When the body of dock worker Owen Thorne plummets from a multi-story car park, DCI Vera Stanhope is forced to uncover a life of secrets and lies. For Vera everything points to foul play but Thorne’s wife Ellie insists that he was a good man and a loving father to their children. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Perspectives: Len Goodman - For The Love Of Fred Astaire See highlights. 11.15 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present all the action from round 20. 12.15am The Store 2.30 Motorsport UK 3.30 British Superbike Championship Highlights 4.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.05 Volkswagen Racing Cup 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Sunday Brunch 12.00pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.00 The Big Bang Theory 1.25 The Big Bang Theory 1.50 The Simpsons 2.20 The Simpsons 2.50 Location, Location, Location 3.50 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.50 FILM: ParaNorman (2012) 6.35 Channel 4 News 7.00 Three In A Bed Series in which bed-and-breakfast owners compete to have their establishments crowned the best. 8.00 For The Love Of Cars Car fanatic Philip Glenister and renowned car designer Ant Anstead bring wrecked classic cars back to life. This time they drive some of Britain’s most iconic police cars and discover a Rover SD1 police car rotting in a driveway in Essex. 9.00 FILM: The Impossible (2012) Starring Naomi Watts, Ewan McGregor, Tom Holland, Geraldine Chaplin, Marta Etura. Moving factbased drama about the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami. British couple Henry and Maria are taking a Christmas break in Thailand with their three sons, Lucas, Thomas and Simon. But their holiday turns to horror on Boxing Day when the cataclysmic tidal wave hits their resort. 11.15 FILM: Whiteout (2009) Starring Kate Beckinsale, Gabriel Macht, Tom Skerritt. Mystery. Carrie Stetko, a US Marshall stationed in Antarctica, must track down a serial killer at a research station before the site is evacuated due to the onset of a fierce winter storm. 1.05am FILM: Kali Salwaar (2002) 3.05 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 3.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 5.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals

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6.00 – 8.10am Children’s television 8.10 Mio Mao 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.40 Milkshake! Show Songs 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.00 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Chinese Food In Minutes 10.50 The Hotel Inspector 11.50 The Hotel Inspector 12.50pm The Hotel Inspector 1.50 FILM: James And The Giant Peach (1996) 3.20 FILM: Sabrina The Teenage Witch (1996) 5.10 5 News Weekend 5.15 FILM: Labyrinth (1986) See highlights. 7.15 FILM: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) Starring Jim Carrey, Ian McNeice, Simon Callow, Maynard Eziashi. Comedy sequel about the zany private detective who specialises in locating missing pets. Ace Ventura travels to Africa to search for a kidnapped sacred albino bat, which reputedly has the power to restore peace between two warring tribes. 9.00 FILM: The Last Stand (2013) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Eduardo Noriega, Forest Whitaker, Jaimie Alexander, Peter Stormare, Rodrigo Santoro, Luis Guzman, Zach Gilford, Johnny Knoxville and Arron Shiver. Action movie. The sheriff of a sleepy Arizona town is living a quiet life after a bungled operation in Los Angeles prompted him to move. His work life picks up speed, however, when the leader of a notorious drugs cartel escapes from prison and heads towards the state border. 11.30 FILM: Navy SEALS (1990) Starring Michael Biehn, Charlie Sheen, Joanne Whalley-Kilmer. Rousing action drama in which the US Navy’s elite commando force, the SEALS (sea, air, land), is sent to rescue hostages from a ship in the Middle East. 1.45am SuperCasino 3.10 The Gadget Show 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big (x2) 5.15 Angels Of Jarm (x3) 5.40 Roary The Racing Car (x2) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 FILM: Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989) 10.00 Tatau. See highlights. 10.45 Family Guy 11.30 American Dad! 11.55 Family Guy 12.15am Tatau 12.55 Killer Magic 1.25 The Cannabis Smugglers: Stacey Dooley Investigates 2.25 Vodka Diaries 2.50 Tatau

7.00pm 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Avalanches 8.00 Juliette Binoche: Antigone At The Barbican 9.30 FILM: Renoir (2012) 11.15 Tales From The Tour Bus: Rock ‘n’ Roll On The Road 12.15am Old Grey Whistle Test: 70s Gold 1.45 BBC Young Dancer 2015 2.45 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Avalanches

1.20pm Scorpion 2.15 FILM: Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) 3.55 FILM: Scooby-Doo (2002) 5.45 Britain’s Got Talent 7.00 Britain’s Got More Talent (series 9) 8.00 You’ve Been Framed! A-Z Of Growing Up 9.00 FILM: Rush Hour (1998) 11.00 FILM: The Bourne Supremacy (2004) 1.10am Mom (x2)

1.25pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 3.30 FILM: The Secret Of My Success (1987) 5.40 Inspector Morse 8.00 When Kate Met William: A Tale Of Two Lives 9.00 Kate Middleton: Heir We Go Again! 10.00 FILM: Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007) 12.20am FILM: The Elephant Man (1980)

9.30am Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.00pm Made In Chelsea 1.00 Revenge 2.00 Jane The Virgin 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 5.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 8.00 FILM: Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief (2010) 10.20 Virtually Famous 11.05 FILM: The Change-Up (2011) 1.20am The 100

11.00am Homes By The Sea 12.05pm Food Unwrapped (x3) 1.40 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (x2) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Gallipoli’s Lost Shipwrecks 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 Tsunami: Ten Years On 12.10am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 1.05 Shameless USA

11.00am Cat Ballou (1965) 1.00pm Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004) 3.05 True Grit (1969) 5.45 The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button (2008) 9.00 Knight And Day (2010) 11.10 The Paperboy (2012) 1.15am A Mighty Heart (2007) 3.30 Close

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MONDAY 27 The Secrets Of Sports Direct Channel 4, 8pm The company has been in the news of late for its business practises, but it’s a mainstay of the highstreet. Dispatches reporter Harry Wallop goes undercover to explore the hidden cost of the clothes, shoes and discount gear that keeps owner Mike Ashley on top. Wonder if he wears a lot of trekkies himself.

Gotham Channel Five, 9pm That Fish Mooney, she’s scrappy! Having had to flee Gotham for her life and kidnapped into a pen for human spare parts, still she manages to come out on top. Gotta respect this ruthless lady, credit where it’s due – even if she is double ruthless with sprinkles on top. This week she even earns herself a promotion.

Made In Chelsea E4, 9pm Right, so apparently Andy’s failed attempt to kiss Jess at the ballet has left him confused and her in danger of being the one left on the sidelines due to her giving out ‘mixed emotions’. Um... excuse us... but Jess might have every right to move slowly or take a while to make up her mind. Blimmin MIC ‘schedule’.

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 The Leader Interviews: Nicola Sturgeon 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Max’s dodgy dealings catch up with him, and once again he turns to the person he least wants to. 8.30 Who Will Win The Election? Nate Silver is America’s rock star statistician. He shot to fame by correctly predicting the outcome of the last two American presidential elections, state by state. Now Panorama has had exclusive access to him as he comes to the UK to try and forecast the outcome of the most uncertain British election in decades. 9.00 New Tricks Drama series featuring an eccentric bunch of expolicemen, brought out of retirement to investigate unsolved crimes. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.50 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the classic news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 11.30 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents his talk show. Top celebrity guests join in the fun with Graham and his irrepressible audience. 12.20am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.25 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 World Championship Snooker Hazel Irvine presents from the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield. 8.00 Alex Polizzi - Chefs On Trial Alex turns her critical eye to the masters of the kitchen. 9.00 Inside Harley Street Documentary series describing life within a unique grid of streets in central London, exploring the world of Harley Street and the surrounding medical neighbourhood. The third and final episode introduces the practitioners who offer complementary and alternative therapies. 10.00 Jack Dee’s Election Helpdesk Jack Dee and a panel of four guest comedians turn agony uncle to help a live studio audience solve their election problems and shed light on their dilemmas and issues relating to the general election. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 World Championship Snooker Highlights Hazel Irvine introduces highlights from the remaining second-round matches. 12.10am The Women’s Football Show 12.40 World Championship Snooker - Extra 2.40 Sign Zone: Back In Time For Dinner 4.00 Secrets Of The Castle 5.00 Story Of Britain

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Conservative Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Chrissie is furious with Robert. 7.30 Coronation Street Maria is gobsmacked by unstable Jenny. 8.00 Wild Ireland Christine Bleakley presents the six-part series in which she drives, climbs, walks and swims her way along the longest continuous coastal route in the world, Ireland’s 1,500-mile Wild Atlantic Way. 8.30 Coronation Street Sophie is incredulous over Jenny’s deceit. 9.00 Safe House Four-part thriller set in the beautiful wilderness of the Lake District. The family at the safe house come under pressure as their cover story is tested. There is increasing concern for eldest son Sam - who remains missing - but it is the father David who finds himself under police scrutiny. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Agenda ITV News political editor Tom Bradby and four guests discuss the big issues. 11.20 Slow Train Through Africa With Griff Rhys Jones Griff Rhys Jones attempts five remarkable train journeys across the world’s most spectacular continent, Africa. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Food 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Channel Patrol 11.45 Cowboys And Angels 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Land Girls 3.00 Decimate 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Channel Patrol 7.45 Cowboys And Angels 8.15 Wanted In Paradise 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 Triathlon: World Series - Cape Town 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 World Championship Snooker 2.00 Daily Politics: Home Affairs Debate 3.00 World Championship Snooker

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6.00am Deal Or No Deal 6.40 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.25 Four In A Bed 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Three In A Bed 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Trevor vows to clear Grace’s name, but he’s going to need help. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 8.00 The Secrets Of Sports Direct See highlights. 9.00 Skint Observational documentary series following residents in Merthyr Tydfil, the former industrial powerhouse in the Welsh valleys. Si and Nicola have a tent they pitch in the hills above Merthyr and they skip-dive for food. Simon sofa-surfs at his brother’s bedsit while trying to hold down a zerohours contract at a factory. Chrissy alternates between kipping on the floor and sleeping on top of a washing machine in a shed. 10.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular shows. 11.00 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series with adventurer Bear Grylls in which two groups, one male and one female, are placed on two remote islands. 12.00am Secret Millionaire Ireland 1.00 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 1.55 Supersize Vs Superskinny 2.50 You Can’t Get The Staff 3.45 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 The Common Denominator

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Britain’s Horror Homes 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Blind Trust (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Now officially a couple, Ash tries to get Denny to join him for a surf, but it is too strong a reminder of Casey and she struggles to get into the water. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.55 Party Election Broadcast On Behalf Of The Conservative Party 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer series showcasing the latest tech presented by Ortis Deley, Jason Bradbury, Jon Bentley and Amy Williams. 8.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series following the high-speed lawenforcement pursuit specialists. 9.00 Gotham See highlights. 10.00 Person Of Interest Actionpacked, multi-layered crime drama series. Root receives a directive from the Machine that requires Shaw’s input, and Reese and Finch are assigned the number of an inoffensive probate investigator. 11.00 FILM: Unforgiven (1992) Starring Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, Richard Harris. Uncompromising Oscarwinning western. Long after he has settled into a peaceful life, reformed gunslinger William Munny is coaxed out of retirement by a young gun. 1.30am SuperCasino 3.10 Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop: Hoarding 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III 7.05 FILM: Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008) 9.00 Teen Model Factory: Reggie Yates’ Extreme Russia 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy

7.00pm News 7.30 The Flying Archaeologist 8.00 Medieval Lives: Birth, Marriage, Death 9.00 Himmler: The Decent One Storyville 10.30 The Secret Life Of The Motorway 11.30 Ray Mears Goes Walkabout 12.30am Delphi: The Bellybutton Of The Ancient World 1.30 Himmler: The Decent One

11.20am Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Mom (x2) 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 FILM: Hot Fuzz (2007) 1.05am Two And A Half Men

10.50am Inspector Morse 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.15 On The Buses 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.05am Inspector Morse

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 Revenge 9.00 Made In Chelsea. See highlights. 10.00 Virtually Famous 10.55 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.55 Rude Tube 12.55am Brooklyn NineNine

11.00am FILM: Major Dundee (1965) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Car S.O.S 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Location, Location, Location 10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.10am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 1.05 Location, Location, Location

11.00am Dragoon Wells Massacre (1957) 12.45pm Reap The Wild Wind (1942) 3.15 A Lawless Street (1955) 4.50 Arabian Adventure (1979) 6.50 Mighty Joe Young (1998) 9.00 Men In Black 3 (2012) 11.10 Stripes (1981) 1.35am Down To The Bone (2004) 3.35 Close

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