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saturday 28 Glastonbury 2014 BBC2, 9.30pm Coverage of the legendary Glastonbury Festival continues, with presenters Jo Whiley, Mark Radcliffe, Lauren Laverne and Huw Stephens. They introduce one of the most talked-about headline acts ever to grace the Pyramid Stage: Metallica! Also, music from Pixies, MGMT, Manic Street Preachers and more.
Come Dine With Me Channel 4, 6.15pm The wacky cooking reality series, marinaded in eccentricities and dripping with sarcasm, continues in Kingston upon Thames. The next host is retired golfer David, who draws on his time living in the USA for his American-themed menu and entertainment. Will his guests’ reservations thaw as the night goes on?
The Simpsons Movie (2007) Film4, 7.15pm A feature-long treat for lovers of the enduring irreverent humour of this animated family. Homer adopts a pig who's run away from Krusty Burger after Krusty tried to have him slaughtered. Predictably, the event is not contained to the family home, and the whole town are coaxed into the drama. Hilarity ensues.
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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 12.00pm BBC News 12.15 Bargain Hunt 1.00 Wimbledon 2014
6.00am FILM: The Big Sky (1952) 8.00 MOTD Kickabout 8.30 The Olympic Journey: Inspire 9.00 Fifa World Cup Films: 1994 10.45 Wimbledon 2014
6.40 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 A Question Of Sport: Super Saturday Jason Manford hosts the sports-themed family entertainment gameshow. Team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell are joined by actor Patrick Robinson, comedian Seann Walsh and sporting stars Iwan Thomas and Sharron Davies. Their challenges include taking on the Great British Women’s American Football team. 7.40 The National Lottery: Break The Safe Nick Knowles hosts. 8.30 MOTD Live: C1 V D2 (TBC) Live coverage from Brazil of the last 16 World Cup match between the winners of Group C and the runnersup from Group D. 11.10 BBC News 11.30 Kevin Bridges - The Story Continues Kevin Bridges returns to the SECC arena to perform a recordbreaking run of ten sold-out nights to over 75,000 ecstatic fans. Kevin is in his element, as this home town gig shows off his no-nonsense approach to comedy. He cuts through the niceties with his Glaswegian man in the street charm to reveal the next chapter of this epic comedic journey. 12.30 FILM: Final Analysis (1992) Slow-building, tense thriller in which a psychiatrist starts a clandestine affair with the sister of a client. 2.25 Weatherview 2.30 BBC News
8.00pm Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale presents highlights from the sixth day of action at Wimbledon. The middle Saturday traditionally sees Centre Court welcome stars from the world of sport and entertainment to the Royal Box, while this time in 2013, Laura Robson became the first British woman to reach the last 16 since 1998. 9.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team ride roughshod over another week’s news with guests Angela Barnes, Miles Jupp, Romesh Ranganathan and Josh Widdicombe. 9.30 Glastonbury 2014 See highlights. 1.30am FILM: Hard Candy (2006) Starring Patrick Wilson, Ellen Page and Sandra Oh. Psychological thriller. After three weeks of chatting with 32 year old photographer Jeff over the Internet, 14 year old Hayley meets him in the Nighthawks coffee shop. She flirts with him in spite of the age difference and proposes to go to his house. Once there, she prepares a cocktail and Jeff passes out. When he awakes, he is tied up to a chair, and Hayley accuses him of paedophilia. Jeff denies the accusation, and Hayley begins to torture him in a cat and mouse game. 3.10 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Replay A chance to watch a match from the last 16 of the World Cup in Brazil.
6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (x2) 6.50 Canimals 7.00 Canimals 7.05 Sooty 7.20 Digimon Fusion 7.45 Horrid Henry 8.00 Adventure Time 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Hungry Sailors 10.25 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 ITV News & Weather 11.30 Storage Hoarders 12.30pm All Star Mr & Mrs 1.30 Dinner Date 2.30 Fool Britannia 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 The Chase 5.00 All Star Family Fortunes 5.45 Catchphrase 6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more hilarious home footage filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones. This edition features cooking with gas, saddling up and something never before seen on the programme. 7.30 The Cube: Celebrity Special Phillip Schofield presents the tense game show. Mollie King from the Saturdays bravely takes on the Cube, cheered on by bandmates Frankie, Una, Vanessa and Rochelle. But does she have what it takes to win 250,000 pounds for charity... and to beat the Cube? 8.30 FIFA World Cup 2014 Live Live coverage of the last-16 match between the winner of Group C and the runner-up in Group D from the Estadio do Maracana in Rio. 11.15 ITV News; Weather 11.30 FILM: Gone (2007) Starring Shaun Evans, Amelia Warner, Scott Mechlowicz, Yvonne Strahovski and Victoria Thaine. Antipodean psychological thriller. A British couple travelling through the Australian Outback become involved with a mysterious American tourist whose behaviour becomes increasingly sinister.1.05 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen
6.05am The Hoobs 6.30 Trans World Sport 7.30 FIM World Superbikes 7.55 The Morning Line 9.00 Weekend Kitchen With Waitrose 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Frasier 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.25 The Big Bang Theory 11.50 The Simpsons 12.20pm The Simpsons 12.50 The Tomorrow People 1.40 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Come Dine With Me 4.40 Come Dine With Me 5.10 Come Dine With Me 5.40 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me See highlights. 6.45 Channel 4 News 7.15 FILM: Transformers (2007) Starring Shia LaBeouf, Josh Duhamel and Megan Fox. Fast-paced sci-fi blockbuster based on the popular children’s television series. Planet Earth is visited by two warring alien robot races who can disguise themselves by transforming into everyday machinery – the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons. Sam Witwicky, great grandson of a famed Arctic explorer, must find a way to prevent the Decepticons from discovering the powerful All Spark and destroying the world. 10.00 FILM: Van Helsing (2004) Starring Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale. Special effects-laden fantasy adventure. Outcast Van Helsing is charged with a mission to go to the shadowy world of Transylvania and vanquish the evil Count Dracula. He joins forces with a beautiful woman but finds his goal of annihilating the enemy brings him face to face with his own past. 12.35am FILM: Terminal Velocity (1994) Action thriller about a skydiving instructor who is plunged into the world of international espionage when one of his pupils falls to her death. 2.15 Hollyoaks 4.25 River Cottage Veg 4.50 Deal Or No Deal 5.45 The Hoobs
6.00am Children’s television 7.35 City Of Friends 7.50 Little Princess 8.05 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.20 Angelina Ballerina 8.40 Rupert Bear 8.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Access 10.05 Meerkat Manor 10.35 Big Brother: Live Eviction 12.00pm The Hunt For Hitler’s Missing Millions 1.00 FILM: Away All Boats (1956) 3.15 FILM: Under Ten Flags (1960) 5.10 5 News Weekend 5.15 FILM: Columbo: Short Fuse (1972) 6.40 FILM: Columbo: The Greenhouse Jungle (1972) Starring Peter Falk, Ray Milland and Sandra Smith. A collector of expensive rare plants convinces his nephew to fake his own kidnapping in order to break a trust fund. But when the nephew turns up dead, the collector finds himself under investigation. 8.00 The 12-Year-Old Shopaholic... And Other Big Spending Kids Documentary about kids who live to shop and the parents who grant them their wishes. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events inside the house. 10.00 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole Documentary series. This programme meets a 64-year-old father of 22, a single mum of eight and a family of 15, all of whom rely on benefits and whose accommodation problems are proving a headache for the families, the councils and the neighbours. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Psych Rylan Clark and Iain Lee present all the latest debate from the Big Brother house. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.05 Bikini Body? The Truth About Diets 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 The Funky Valley Show 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Roary The Racing Car 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car (x2)
6.00am Football Gold (x4) 7.00 Premier League Years 9.00 Destination Brazil (x2) 10.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 11.00 Premier League Years 1.00pm Football’s Greatest 1.30 TBA 2.00 Football’s Greatest Teams 2.30 Football Gold (x2) 3.00 Premier League Years 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.00 Football Gold (x2) 6.30 Football’s Greatest 7.00 World Cup Report 7.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams 8.00 Football’s Greatest International Teams 8.30 Football’s Greatest 9.00 Sporting Heroes 10.00 Time Of Our Lives 11.00 Football’s Greatest: # 4 Cristiano Ronaldo 11.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams 12.00am Football Gold (x4) 1.00 Premier League Years 3.00 Time Of Our Lives 4.00 Destination Brazil (x2) 5.00 Time Of Our Lives
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Fight Night 9.00 Cricket Fever 10.00 Ricky Ponting Masterclass 2 – Inside The Baggy Green 10.30 ICC World Twenty20 (x4) 12.30pm Cricket Fever 1.30 Ricky Ponting Masterclass 2 - Inside The Baggy Green 2.00 LIVE Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 6.00 LIVE Test Cricket: WI V NZ 10.00 Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 2.00am ICC World Twenty20 2.30 ICC World Twenty20 3.00 Fight Night
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Triathlon Highlights – Transvulcania Ultra Marathon 6.30 Sports Unlimited 7.30 Tight Lines 8.30 LIVE Super Rugby (x3) 3.00 Super Rugby Extra Time 3.30 Live International Rugby Union 6.30 LIVE GAA 9.00 Darts Gold (x2) 9.30 WWE From The Vault (x2) 10.00 WWE Late Night Superstars 11.00 WWE NXT 12.00am WWE Late Night Smackdown 2.00 WWE Late Night Bottom Line 3.00 International Rugby Union
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11.00am John Bishop’s Only Joking 11.30 What’s Up 12.00pm WWE Superstars 1.00 Jersey Boys Special 1.30 Futurama (x2) 2.30 Modern Family (x6) 5.30 The Simpsons (x5) 8.00 Star-Crossed 9.00 Road Wars 10.00 Futurama 10.30 John Bishop’s Only Joking 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00am Cop Squad
7.00pm Kodaline & Kelis @ Glastonbury 8.00 Lana Del Rey & Jack White @ Glastonbury 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.30 LIVE: Jake Bugg Live @ Glastonbury 12.00am Family Guy (x5) 1.50 American Dad! (x2) 2.30 Uncle (x3)
7.00pm Swarm: Nature’s Incredible Invasions 8.00 Robert Plant @ Glastonbury 9.00 Inspector Montalbano 10.45 Bryan Ferry @ Glastonbury 12.15am Top Of The Pops: 1979 12.55 Storyville: Muscle Shoals The Greatest Recording Studio In The World 2.45 Swarm: Nature’s Incredible Invasions
12.15pm The Only Way Is Marbs (x2) 2.00 FILM: Honey (2003) 4.00 You’ve Been Framed And Famous! 5.00 You’ve Been Framed! 5.30 FILM: Scooby-Doo (2002) 7.15 FILM: Johnny English (2003) 9.00 FILM: Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001) 11.00 FILM: White Chicks (2004) 1.15am FILM: License To Wed (2007)
10.20am The Darling Buds Of May (x2) 12.35pm Wycliffe 1.45 Agatha Christie’s Marple 3.50 Lewis (x2) 8.00 Doc Martin 8.00 The Best Of Royal Variety 9.00 Foyle’s War 9.00 It’ll Be Alright On The Night 10.00 Wycliffe 11.00 Bomb Girls (x2) 12.00am Inspector Morse 2.05 ITV3 Nightscreen
1.00pm Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 2.00 Rude(ish) Tube (x4) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 7.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x3) 9.00 FILM: Star Trek: First Contact (1996) 11.15 The Big Bang Theory 11.45 Rude Tube 12.50am 2 Broke Girls
12.25pm Car S.O.S 1.30 FILM: Singin’ In The Rain (1952) 3.35 Location, Location, Location (x3) 6.50 The Worst Jobs In History 7.55 Grand Designs 9.35 Embarrassing Fat Bodies (x2) 11.45 Gogglebox 12.35am Embarrassing Bodies (x2) 2.40 Embarrassing Fat Bodies
11.00am 40 Guns To Apache Pass (1967) 1.00pm Independence Day (1996) 3.45 Baby’s Day Out (1994) 5.35 Jumper (2008) 7.15 The Simpsons Movie (2007) - See highlights 9.00 The Karate Kid (2010) 11.40 Troll Hunter (2010) 1.45am Don’t Look Now (1973)
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