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wednesday 29 Outnumbered BBC1, 9pm The Brockmans are back, with what has been toted as their final series. Boo. Karen’s in big school, and is having trouble adapting, whereas Ben is still true to form and auditioning for a role in the school musical despite having limited talent, and Jake makes a possibly permanent fashion faux pas. And Mum and Dad look on.
Horizon: Sugar V Fat BBC2, 9pm What’s worse for us: sugar or fat? There’s only one way to find out... have twin doctors Chris and Xand Van Tulleken go on month-long high-fat and high-sugar diets. What would we do without twin doctors? Seriously though, with the effects on their bodies proving both shocking and surprising, this is eye-opening.
FILM: Grease Film4, 6.50pm There’s something quite timeless about a good musical, and this is pretty darn tootin’ good. The story of Danny (John Travolta) and Sandy (Olivia Newton-John) and their final year at Rydell High with the whole gaggle of pals, races and dance offs never fails to pick up a wet January evening. Or a rare dry January evening either.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.40 Doctors 2.10 Father Brown 3.00 Perfection 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Waterloo Road School-based drama. George is caught off guard when his meddling mother shows up at the school unexpectedly. Lenny takes matters into his own hands when he suspects a local shopkeeper of people trafficking. 9.00 Outnumbered See highlights. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch. Lots of children, lots of interfering in their lives. What a kerfuffle! 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from ten midweek Premier League games, including title-chasing Manchester City’s visit to White Hart Lane to play Tottenham. Manuel Pellegrini’s side beat Spurs 6-0 in the reverse fixture back in November, but Tim Sherwood’s arrival as manager had an immediate effect and helped steady the ship after an indifferent start to the season. Chelsea hosted West Ham in an all-London clash at Stamford Bridge, while another local derby took place in the Midlands as Aston Villa took on West Brom. 12.05am Film 2014 12.35 Weatherview 12.40 BBC News
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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 7.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 8.15 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 9.00 Antiques Roadshow 10.00 Rip Off Food 10.30 See Hear 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Britain’s First Photo Album 1.30 Cash In The Attic 2.15 The Great British Bake Off 3.15 Coast 4.10 The Secret Life Of Elephants 5.10 Flog It! 5.55 Party Political Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Steered by his Bradshaw’s, Michael Portillo heads along the Essex bank of the Thames before crossing the river into the Garden of England, Kent. 7.00 The Great Interior Design Challenge The search for Britain’s best amateur interior designers. 8.00 The Restaurant Man Best friends Rich and Matt risk their life savings to start up an edgy burger restaurant in Southampton. With a flat economy and an already saturated burger market, their confidence could be dangerously naive. Russell Norman, star of the London restaurant scene, gives these novices the benefit of his experience during the crucial early months of this new burger business. 9.00 Horizon: Sugar V Fat See highlights. 10.00 Mock The Week Again Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Inside The Animal Mind 12.20am Sign Zone: See Hear 12.50 Sign Zone: James May’s Toy Stories 4.00 Beneath The Lab Coat 5.00 Spark
ITV1
6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Britain’s Best Bakery 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Val makes a shock confession to Victoria. 7.30 Coronation Street Can angry Roy bring himself to attend Hayley’s funeral? 8.00 Midsomer Murders When wealthy farmer Martin Strickland is covered in truffle oil and mauled to death by a wild boar, the investigation leads to restaurant Wyvern House and its tyrannical celebrity chef Ruth Cameron. Secrets from the past surface and the killer strikes again - but the poison spreads wider than its intended target. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes more A-list guests from the worlds of film, television and music to his fun-filled chat show. 11.40 Corfu: A Tale Of Two Islands Documentary series which takes a look at the popular getaway through the eyes of the people who holiday there, and the many who make their living through tourism on the island. Bernard and Heather are celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Columbo: Sex And The Married Detective 4.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
Channel 4
6.25am Countdown 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Will And Grace 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Secret Millionaire USA 11.00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Fraser is adamant about bringing a close source down. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Jump Entertainment show in which 12 celebrities take on some of the most challenging and dangerous winter sports. The remaining celebrity competitors contest the two man bobsleigh. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at the A&E department of King’s College Hospital. This episode shows how a trip to A&E acts as a long overdue wake-up call for Malcolm, who’s 56. 10.00 Turtle Boy: A Bodyshock Special Documentary tracing the story of a Colombian boy, Didier, who was born with a Congenital Melanocytic Nevus - a giant mole that grew so much it resembled the shell of a turtle. 11.00 Strictly Baby Disco Documentary scrutinising the competitive world of kids’ freestyle disco. 12.00am Random Acts 12.05 Launched At Red Bull Studios With Sony Xperia Smartphones 12.35 What Happens In Sunny Beach 1.30 Mesh 1.35 FILM: Ask The Dust (2006) 3.30 Southland 4.15 This Is J03 4.20 A Guide To Taking A Photo 4.25 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.20 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.25 SuperScrimpers 5.30 Deal Or No Deal
Channel Five
6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Milkshake! Show Songs 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Fatal Trust (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away When April’s father hears of her forthcoming marriage, he makes her an offer that could change everything. 6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 21 And 3ft Tall: Extraordinary People Documentary. Nick Smith stands less than three feet tall and weighs under two stone. He is the size of a healthy three-year-old but Nick is about to turn 21. He is one of only a couple of hundred people worldwide who have a genetic condition called primordial dwarfism. 8.00 Ultimate Emergency Bikers Documentary series following the work of emergency biker cops and paramedics. Martin Smith is involved in a high-speed chase with a van full of villains. Don’t get many all out ‘villains’ these days. Coo. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: The Final Exclusive highlights of all the action on the final day as the remaining celebrities are evicted and a winner is announced. Presented by Emma Willis. 10.30 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Following the dramatic events of the Celebrity Big Brother final, Rylan Clark presents a round-up of CBB-related news and debate. 12.00am The Big Game 1.00 SuperCasino 3.05 Botched Up Bodies 3.55 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS
Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ford Football Special 12.00pm Ford Football Special 4.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams 5.00 International T20 Cricket 6.00 Women’s International Twenty20 Cricket 7.00 Football Gold 7.30 Gillette Soccer Special 10.00 Ford Football Special 11.00 What’s The Story? 12.00am Football Gold 12.30 Ford Football Special 1.30 Spanish Football 3.30 What’s The Story?
Sky Sports 2 6.30am Football’s Greatest International Teams 7.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics 8.00 LIVE International T20 Cricket 12.00pm Women’s International Twenty20 Cricket 1.00 Football’s Greatest International Teams 1.30 TBA 2.00 International T20 Cricket 3.00 Women’s International Twenty20 Cricket 4.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 5.00 TBA 5.30 WWE From The Vault 6.00 WWE Afterburn 7.00 LIVE Spanish Football 9.00 LIVE Spanish Football 11.00 TBA 11.30 International T20 Cricket 12.30am Women’s International Twenty20 Cricket 1.30 TBA 2.00 International T20 Cricket 3.00 Women’s International Twenty20 Cricket
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 7.00 WWE Vintage 8.00 Golfing World 8.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams 9.00 Sports Unlimited 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Extreme Sports: Snow Unleashed 12.00pm NFL 5.00 Sporting Greats 6.00 NFL – America’s Game 7.00 NFL Gold 8.00 LIVE Coppa Italia 10.00 Women’s International Twenty20 Cricket 11.00 Sporting Greats 11.30 NFL Gold 12.30am Watersports World 1.30 World Pool Masters 2.30 Watersports World 3.30 World Pool Masters 4.30 NFL Gold 5.30 Sporting Greats
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10.00am NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Football’s Funniest Moments 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Modern Family (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Ashley Banjo’s Big Town Dance 9.00 The Kumars 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 11.00 A League Of Their Own (x2) 1.00am Night Cops
7.00pm Winter Wipeout 8.00 Great Movie Mistakes V: Revenge Of The Fifth 8.20 FILM: Cars 2 (2011) 10.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents: Thailand 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents: Thailand 1.30 Uncle 2.00 The School That Rocks
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Nature’s Microworlds 8.00 The Grammar School: A Secret History 9.00 Hidden Histories: Britain’s Oldest Family Businesses 10.00 Treasures Of Ancient Egypt 11.00 Remembering The Holocaust: Defiant Requiem 12.20am Beautiful Thing: A Passion For Porcelain
4.10pm Real Housewives Of Orange County 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Benidorm 10.00 The Magaluf Weekender 11.00 Fake Reaction 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.50am The Magaluf Weekender
11.50am The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.10 Fresh Fields 4.45 Duty Free 5.15 George And Mildred 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 FILM: Forever Young (1992) 10.00 DCI Banks 11.00 The Vice 12.45am Trial And Retribution
4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 The Tomorrow People 10.00 Rude Tube 2012 11.00 The Inbetweeners 11.35 The Midnight Beast 12.10am The Big Bang Theory (x2)
1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Four Rooms 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.45 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals 10.00 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 11.00 Embarrassing Bodies 12.00am Come Dine With Me
11.00am Bhowani Junction (1956) 1.10pm The Outrage (1964) 3.00 20 Million Miles To Earth (1957) 4.40 Double Indemnity (1944) 6.50 Grease (1978). See highlights. 9.00 The Eagle (2011) 11.10 Daredevil (2003) 1.15am Potiche (2009) 3.30 Close
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