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wednesday 7 How Not To Get Old Channel 4, 8pm Anna Richardson and Louise Redknapp present a new health series that looks at how and why we age. This first episode focuses on ageing tummies and wrinkly eyes, following two people attempting to use surgery to hold back time. Plus the ladies get celebrity make-up tips and investigate dermal fillers.
The Culture Show: Venice: A Tale Of Two Cities BBC2, 10pm 2013 marks a Venice Biennale year, and just the right time for art expert Alastair Sooke and art dealer/historian Dr Bendor Grosvenor to head over to the splashy city of culture to feast on all the goodies. Alastair loves all the modern art, Bendor adores the history – but which is best?
Inside My Mind BBC3, 8pm Part of the BBC3 programme of shows addressing mental health and wellness with young people. This one seems to be cutting to the chase and actually looking at what happens on the inside of that miraculous noggin we all possess. Using science and clever people to explain all the complicated bits.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Helicopter Heroes 11.45 Fake Britain 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.40 Doctors 2.10 Only Fools And Horses 3.00 Perfection 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless
6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Great British Railway Journeys 7.30 Bargain Hunt 8.15 Saints And Scroungers 9.00 Rick Stein’s India 10.00 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 10.30 The Chef’s Protege 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm FILM: Land Of The Pharaohs (1955) 1.40 Coast 1.45 The Weakest Link 2.30 Classic Mastermind 3.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 3.45 A Taste Of My Life 4.15 Journeys Into The Ring Of Fire 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow
6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Tipping Point 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 The Hungry Sailors 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Take On The Twisters
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it has Britain talking then it will be talked about on the One Show. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Celebrity MasterChef Chef and restaurateur John Torode and food writer Greg Wallace look for the country’s top celebrity chef. 9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity genealogy series. Hollywood actress Minnie Driver is on a mission to find out more about her late father, Ronnie, and his family’s background. Minnie’s parents were not married, and Minnie only discovered when she was older that her father had a wife and another family all the time Minnie’s parents were together. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Call Centre Documentary series following staff in the third largest call centre in Swansea. CEO Nev Wilshire has an unorthodox approach to management – he plans to improve the performance of admin assistant Kayleigh by finding her a new boyfriend. Tea lady Hayley gets an unexpected gift from Nev, but her smile vanishes after the sales manager plays a practical joke on her. 11.35 The League Cup Show Action from the League Cup. 12.35am Weatherview 12.40 News
6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo takes to the tracks with a copy of George Bradshaw’s Victorian Railway Guidebook. 7.00 A Summer In Wales A four-part series chronicling summer in Wales in 2012. As Wales endures its wettest summer since records began, the heavy rain fails to deter overseas visitors. 8.00 Restoration Home Restoration Home. Pretty in’t they? 9.00 Queen Victoria’s Children In a 60-year family saga this threepart series explores the reign of Queen Victoria through her personal relationships with her husband and her nine children. It is a story of manipulation, conflict, intimidation, emotional blackmail, and fevered attempts by her children to escape the clutches of their domineering and needy mother. Ooh! 10.00 The Culture Show: Venice – A Tale Of Two Cities See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Dara O Briain’s Science Club Dara O Briain and the team go on a journey through time to discover what it is and how to get more of it. 12.20am Sign Zone: The Secret Life Of The Sun
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Vanessa wants to save her heart while Paddy wants to save his marriage. 7.30 Coronation Street Has David’s revenge cost Nick his life? A seething Rob confronts Peter. 8.00 You Saw Them Here First All entertainers, be they singers, actors or comedians have to start somewhere. This new two-part show concludes with another fun-filled romp through the archives as Robert Webb introduces the television debuts of some of the UK’s best-loved actors, presenters and pop stars. 9.00 Neighbourhood Force Last year five million people in Britain had serious problems with their neighbours and many of them expected their local council to deal with the situation. In the London Borough of Enfield, environmental protection officers Gill and Claire go the extra mile to help vulnerable individuals living in filthy properties. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Inside Man (2006) Starring Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster, Christopher Plummer, Willem Dafoe, Chiwetel Eijofor. Heist thriller with a twist. 12.55am Jackpot247 3.00 British Touring Car Championship Highlights 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 7.15 According To Jim 7.40 Will And Grace 8.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.05 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.05 The Big Bang Theory 10.35 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 1.05 SuperScrimpers 1.10 FILM: Rat Race (2001) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Myra is rushed to hospital after a ferocious and seemingly unprovoked attack. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Ramadan Diaries 8.00 How Not To Get Old See highlights. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at the A&E department of King’s College Hospital over a 24hour period. This episode looks at the start and end of life, as well as the joys and fears of living alone. 10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker present the comedy show looking back at significant moments of the past seven days to celebrate what makes this country unique. This week’s guest is Micky Flanagan. 10.50 Crash For Cash Documentary telling the story of Britain’s biggest ever crash for cash insurance ring. 11.40 Random Acts 11.45 Undercover Boss Peter Harvey, boss of slot machine company Quicksilver, adopts a dramatic disguise to work alongside his frontline staff. 12.45am Shameless USA 1.35 FILM: The Electric Horseman (1979) 3.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.30 SuperScrimpers 4.50 Deal Or No Deal: Dealfest 5.45 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard
6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Milkshake! Monkey 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Traders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Animal A&E 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: Killer Flood (2003) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Animal A&E Documentary series about Ireland’s veterinary clinics. Michael Hayes follows UCD veterinary surgeon Jerry O’Riordan as he operates on a King Charles spaniel with breathing problems. 6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Emergency Bikers Actionpacked documentary series following the work of emergency bike crews. The teams come to the aid of a child who has been hit by a car for the second time, handle a fake fitter and confiscate a woman’s car. 8.00 Nurses Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following some of the 6,500 frontline nurses of the Cardiff & Vale University Health Board, one of the busiest NHS trusts in the country. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Big Brother house. 10.00 Love/Hate Four-part drama series. Tensions and suspicions escalate within the gang as Darren closes in on the truth and faces up to his feelings for Rosie. 11.10 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.10am 2013 National Heads-Up Poker Championships 1.10 SuperCasino 3.55 The Great Artists 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS
6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Capital One Cup 10.00 Super League Backchat 10.30 Football Asia 11.00 Capital One Cup 12.00pm The Premiership Years 2.00 Football’s Greatest 2.30 Football Gold 3.00 Capital One Cup 4.00 NFL: Inside The Vikings 5.00 Capital One Cup 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 Football Gold 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 Sporting Heroes 10.30 Football Gold 11.00 NFL: Inside The Vikings 12.00am Futbol Mundial 12.30 Sporting Heroes 1.30 Football Gold 2.30 Futbol Mundial 3.00 Boots ‘n’ All 4.00 Sporting Heroes 5.00 Football Gold 5.30 Futbol Mundial
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Ashes Memories: Daffy Seizes The Day 6.30 Ashes Memories – Mark Of Distinction 1991 7.00 Friends Life T20 9.00 Ashes Fever – Old Trafford 9.30 Friends Life T20 11.30 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 1.30pm Friends Life T20 3.30 Ashes Memories – Mark Of Distinction 1991 4.00 Ashes Fever – Old Trafford 4.30 Friends Life T20 6.30 Ashes Fever – Old Trafford 7.00 LIVE Friends Life T20 10.30 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 12.30am Friends Life T20 1.30 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 3.30 Ashes Memories – Edgbaston 1997 4.00 Ashes Memories: Box Office Boxing Day 4.30 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days
Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE Vintage 7.00 The Premiership Years 9.00 Football’s Greatest 9.30 Football Gold 9.45 Football Gold 10.00 PGA Championship 2011 Official Film 11.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf 1.00pm TBA 2.00 Sports Unlimited 3.00 PGA Championship 2011 Official Film 4.00 ATP Masters Tennis 5.00 LIVE Montreal Masters Tennis 3.00am Elite League Speedway 5.00 Watersports World
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11.00am Chris And Wes: Let’s Do This (x2) 12.00pm Got To Dance: Uncut (x2) 1.00 Glee (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 The Middle 5.30 Modern Family (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 The Cafe 9.30 An Idiot Abroad 10.30 Stella 11.30 Brit Cops: War On Crime 12.30am Glee
7.00pm Free Speech 8.00 Inside My Mind. See highlights. 9.00 FILM: Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995) 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am American Dad! 12.30 Barely Legal Drivers 1.30 Free Speech 2.30 Inside My Mind 3.30 Badults
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Sky At Night 8.00 She-Wolves: England’s Early Queens 9.00 POP! The Science Of Bubbles 10.00 Some Scousers With Jokes 10.30 Egypt’s Lost Cities 12.00am The Comet’s Tale 1.00 She-Wolves: England’s Early Queens 2.00 The Sky At Night 2.30 Some Scousers With Jokes
1.00pm The Xtra Factor: Groups Best & Worst 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 FILM: Hot Fuzz (2007) 12.25am America’s Got Talent
10.00am Murder, She Wrote (x2) 11.55 The Darling Buds Of May 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 Wycliffe 4.20 Only When I Laugh 4.50 Barbara 5.20 Duty Free 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Wire In The Blood 11.35 Law & Order: UK 12.35am Lewis
1.05pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 2.05 Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: 27 Dresses (2008) 10.10 FILM: Hostage (2005) 12.25am The Big Bang Theory (x2)
2.30pm Walking Through History 3.35 Location, Location, Location (x2) 5.45 A Place In The Sun 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Great Train Robbery’s Missing Mastermind? 10.00 9/11: The Miracle Survivor 11.05 Bin Laden: Shoot To Kill 12.50am Embarrassing Fat Bodies
11.00am The Cat Returns (2002) 12.40pm The Last Mimzy (2007) 2.30 The Cruel Sea (1953) 5.05 One Million Years BC (1966) 7.05 Monster-in-Law (2005) 9.00 Double Jeopardy (1999) 11.05 Heat (1995) 2.20am Battleship Potemkin (1925) 3.55 Close
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