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monday 29 Tainted Love: Secrets Of The Dating Game – Panorama BBC1, 8.30pm With time at a premium, finding love has been increasingly left to the number-crunchers and faith in the multitude of online dating sites. It’s big business, and Fiona Walker takes a look at the less scrupulous side of it, including false profiles and details being taken without consent.
Food Unwrapped Channel 4, 8.30pm Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt dig around to find out the truth about the source of the food that sits on our supermarket shelves. This week they question whether fresh sardines are better than the tinned ones, whether pasta is better fresh, and a bit more about the ducks we consume.
Skins E4, 10pm These teens were never going to leave school and find a nice job at a supermarket. Cook’s job is delivering drugs to Manchester revellers. No pension, but there you go. When he’s asked to help find his employer’s girlfriend a house he feels that magic stirring between them, which takes him into a world of darkness.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Fake Britain 11.30 Helicopter Heroes 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.10 Only Fools And Horses 3.05 Perfection 3.50 Escape To The Country 4.35 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Whitney ends up making a decision that could change her life forever. 8.30 Tainted Love: Secrets Of The Dating Game – Panorama See highlights. 9.00 Death In Paradise Detective drama series. When a British policeman is found murdered in a locked room on the tiny paradise island of Saint-Marie, Detective Inspector Richard Poole is sent to investigate. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Baby Born In A Concentration Camp The story of Anka Bergman, who gave birth to her baby daughter Eva in a Nazi concentration camp. During her pregnancy, Anka witnessed the horrors of Auschwitz and endured six months of forced labour. If the Nazis found a woman was pregnant, she could be sent straight to the gas chambers. 11.10 BBC News: The Editors In this programme: China – friend or foe? 11.40 FILM: Michael Collins (1996) Starring Julia Roberts, Liam Neeson, Aidan Quinn, Ian Hart. Biopic. 1.45am Weatherview 1.50 News
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6.00am This Is BBC Two 6.05 Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Flog It! 7.35 Bargain Hunt 8.20 Saints And Scroungers 9.05 Restoration Home 10.05 The Chef’s Protege 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm FILM: A Tale Of Two Cities (1958) 1.55 The Weakest Link 2.40 Classic Mastermind 3.10 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 3.55 A Taste Of My Life 4.25 Wild Down Under 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Swimming: World Championships Gabby Logan introduces the action from the World Championships in Barcelona. 7.00 Top Gear Motoring magazine with Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond, including road tests, news and features. 8.00 University Challenge It is an Oxbridge first round match when the students representing Trinity College, Cambridge do battle with Christ Church Oxford for a place in the second round. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 Raymond Blanc: How To Cook Well Back to basics with the best. 9.00 Caligula With Mary Beard Mary Beard takes us on an incredible historical odyssey. 10.00 The Sarah Millican Television Programme Sarah Millican returns with her comedy series featuring stand-up and unique interviews. Sarah discusses property and craft shows with Kirstie Allsopp and has a science lesson from Michael Mosley. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 The Mystery Of Rome’s X Tombs 12.20am Sign Zone: Burma, My Father And The Forgotten Army 1.20 Sign Zone: Luther
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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Tipping Point 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 The Hungry Sailors 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Take On The Twisters
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Cameron and Debbie are both on a knife edge. 7.30 Coronation Street Things go from bad to worse for optimistic Paul. Baby Jake finally comes home, but will Gary cope? 8.00 The Dales This week we travel across the Dales with midwife Chris Warren as she goes to meet a mumto-be in Masham. 8.30 Coronation Street Paul lashes out at Lloyd. 9.00 Long Lost Family Fifty-year-old Sharon Temple Sowerby grew up caught in a tug of love between two mothers. When she was a girl, Sharon discovered that the mother she knew of as ‘mam’ was not in fact her birth mother. Over the years, as the truth gradually emerged, Sharon discovered that she had been taken from her birth mother at only one hour old and given to a couple desperate for a child, who brought her up as their own. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Benidorm Instead of escaping from the resort, Martin and Kate find themselves babysitting Telle’s baby, Coolio. 11.05 Monk Crime drama series. 12.00am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle: Morning Surgery Today
6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 Will And Grace 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 1.05 River Cottage Veg Every Day 1.20 FILM: Town On Trial (1957) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal: Dealfest 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks A source close to Sinead offers a perilous solution to her situation. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Ramadan Diaries 8.00 NHS Undercover: Channel 4 Dispatches Current affairs series. Two undercover reporters reveal worrying failings in the new NHS 111 call system. 8.30 Food Unwrapped See highlights. 9.00 Undercover Boss High-flying company executives go undercover to ensure their businesses are in good shape. This time it’s Chief Executive Ian Wakelin from waste management company Biffa. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the famous words and numbers quiz in a ‘takeover’ special. Sean Lock and Jason Manford take on Jon Richardson and Rhod Gilbert. 11.05 Random Acts 11.10 Coming Up Series of dramas by emerging talent. Sammy takes drastic action to bring her war correspondent mother Frances back from Afghanistan. 11.45 Catching A Killer: Crocodile Tears Repeat from Thursday. 12.45am First Dates 1.40 Dates 2.10 Dates 2.40 Nashville 3.20 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.20 Deal Or No Deal 5.15 Countdown
Channel Five
6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 I Survived A Fatal Flight 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3.10 FILM: Blessed Stranger: After Flight 111 (2000) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away After sleeping with Kyle, Tamara decides that she wants to stay in the Bay. 6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked show looking at the latest technology with Jason Bradbury, Rachel Riley, Jon Bentley and Pollyanna Woodward. 8.00 Steam Trains: Monster Moves Documentary series following professionals who transport huge buildings and machines to different locations. A pair of vintage steam locomotives are shipped 850 miles across Turkey. 9.00 Botched Up Bodies Documentary series featuring victims of dodgy cosmetic surgery as they undergo treatment to correct it. A 49year-old woman has been left with oversized rippling boobs due to implants that were far too big for her frame, and a shoddy nose job in Poland left a 37-year-old man looking as though he had been badly beaten in a boxing match. 10.00 Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Big Brother house. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am The Walking Dead 12.55 SuperCasino 3.55 Great Scientists 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS
Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football League Gold 9.30 Darts: World Matchplay 11.30 Football League Gold 12.00pm The Premier League Years 2.00 Football’s Greatest 2.30 TBA 3.00 Football – Barclays Asia Trophy 3.30 Football’s Greatest 4.00 Darts: World Matchplay 6.00 Super League Superstars 6.30 Football League Gold 7.00 TBA 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 Football League Gold 10.00 TBA 10.30 Football League Gold 11.00 The Premier League Years 1.00am Football League Gold 1.30 Elite League Speedway 3.30 Football League Gold 4.00 The Premier League Years
Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes – England’s Best Ashes 8.00 Friends Life T20 10.00 The Ashes - Australia’s Best Days 1.00pm Friends Life T20 3.00 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 5.15 Sky Sports Classics 5.30 The Ashes - Australia’s Best Days 7.00 LIVE Friends Life T20 10.30 The Ashes – England’s Best Ashes 12.30am Friends Life T20 2.30 Ashes Memories – Edgbaston 1997 3.00 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 5.00 Ashes Memories: Box Office Boxing Day 5.30 Ashes Memories – Edgbaston 1997
Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE: The Bottom Line 7.00 The Premier League Years 9.00 Football’s Greatest 9.30 TBA 10.00 The Sky Sports Years 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Thrillseekers 12.00pm Super League Superstars 12.30 Football’s Greatest 1.00 World Matchplay Darts 3.00 The Sky Sports Years 4.00 Football Gold 4.30 Super League Superstars 5.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 Inside Sailing 7.30 Road To Kona Ironman 8.00 TBA 9.00 The Sky Sports Years 10.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE: Raw 4.15 WWE From The Vault 4.30 Inside Sailing 5.00 Road To Kona Ironman Victoria Nangle
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10.00am Futurama (x4) 12.00pm Last Man Standing (x2) 1.00 A League Of Their Own 1.30 Got To Dance: Uncut 2.00 Glee 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Modern Family (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 Arrow (x2) 11.00 Revolution (x2) 1.00am Road Wars
7.00pm Snog Marry Avoid? 7.30 Would I Lie To You? 8.00 Rachel Bruno: My Dad & Me 9.00 Failed By The NHS 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad!(x2) 12.30am Failed By The NHS 1.30 The Best RomCom Film Ever!
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 South Africa Walks 8.00 Britain On Film 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 The Secret Life Of Rock Pools 10.00 Alan Whicker’s Journey Of A Lifetime 11.00 Frank Skinner On George Formby 12.00am Some Boffins With Jokes 12.30 Bought With Love 1.30 South Africa Walks
5.05pm The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed!(x2) 8.00 The Xtra Factor: Boys Best & Worst Ever 9.00 FILM: 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) 11.10 Celebrity Juice 11.55 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records (x2) 1.00am Love In The Wild
8.55am A Touch Of Frost 11.00 Murder, She Wrote 12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Wycliffe 4.20 Only When I Laugh 4.50 Faith In The Future 5.20 Barbara 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Vera 10.00 Mrs Biggs 11.30 Blue Murder 12.50am Wycliffe
2.05pm Scrubs (x2) 3.05 Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.35 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 New Girl 8.30 The Mindy Project 9.00 90210 10.00 Skins. See highlights. 11.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 12.10am The Big Bang Theory (x2)
1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Terror In The Skies 10.00 The Sinking Of The Concordia: Caught On Camera 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Jamie & Jimmy’s Food Fight Club
11.00am Little Manhattan (2005) 12.45pm Marmaduke (2010) 2.30 King Solomon’s Mines (1950) 4.35 Roman Holiday (1953) 6.55 She’s The Man (2006) 9.00 Star Trek (2009) 11.30 Blade: Trinity (2004) 1.40am Hidden (2005) 4.00 Close
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