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thursday 16 Aliens: Are We Alone? Channel Five, 8pm It would seem, in the massive amount of space that is... well, space that it would be highly unlikely that ours was the only planet inhabited in the entire cosmos. This documentary looks at the research being undertaken by the Kepler Space Telescope to find habitable planets, and maybe a ‘twin’ to our own. BSG anyone?
The Murder Workers Channel 4, 9pm Although this may sound like another fly-on-the-wall to join the masses it’s actually a part of the Cutting Edge documentary strand, following members of Victim’s Support National Homicide Team as they work closely with families who have been bereaved by murder or manslaughter. Enlightening and heartbreaking.
What Happens In Kavos E4, 10pm The sun’s back, you’ve got your first taste of the burn from the beach and thoughts are turning to enjoying the clement weather further afield. But where to go? If you’re considering Kavos in Corfu take a peek at this repeat of casual debauchery and A&E in the heat. Car crash viewing, and everyone’s quite nice really.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Saints And Scroungers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 Perfection 3.45 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour Of Britain 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless
6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 The Sheriffs Are Coming 7.50 Saints And Scroungers 8.20 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 9.05 Italy Unpacked 10.05 Great British Railway Journeys Goes To Ireland 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 My Life In Books 1.30 The Weakest Link 2.15 Classic Mastermind 2.45 The Great British Bake Off 3.45 Restoration Roadshow 4.15 Planet Earth 5.15 Flog It!
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Sharon’s dinner party does not go the way she intended, and things get worse when Trish arrives. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Waterloo Road School-based drama. Dynasty’s world is rocked when her ex-boyfriend is released from prison. He wants to make a fresh start with her, but she has eyes for someone else. 9.00 Britain’s Biggest Hoarders Jasmine Harman sets out to help families across Britain who are struggling with hoarding, the condition which has also affected Jasmine’s mother for years. Jeff in Plymouth is a 79 year-old former engineer who lives in a house full to the brim with posessions. He is determined to confront his hoarding and Jasmine helps him move a whole floor’s worth of his hoard to a local warehouse so he can sort through it. Will he get rid of the junk or continue to live amongst the chaos? 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby presents from Ipswich. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week. 12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 The Chef’s Protege Tom Kitchin, Theo Randall and Michel Roux Jr are each looking for a young student to take under their wing. 7.00 The Dambusters: 70 Years On The event, not the theme tune. 8.00 Bradford: City Of Dreams Two-part documentary series exploring life in contemporary Bradford, West Yorkshire, and the entrepreneurs that are helping reignite the city’s fortunes. 9.00 The Tube: An Underground History In 2013 London Underground is 150 years old. Following on from BBC2’s The Tube series, this programme tells the story of the underground through the eyes of the people who work for it. Farringdon station supervisor Iain MacPherson reveals why his station – the original terminus – was constructed in the 1860s, and recalls the dark days of Kings Cross in the 1980s. 10.00 Watson & Oliver Ingrid Oliver and Lorna Watson star in more character comedy sketches. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Dam Busters: The Race To Smash The German Dams James Holland presents an analysis of the legendary 1943 Dam Busters raid. 12.20am Keeping Britain Alive: The NHS In A Day 1.20 Sign Zone: Panorama 4.00 Regency Life: 3 Lives In 1 Day 4.30 Love Hurts 5.00 True
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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 May The Best House Win 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Charity learns that Cain has turned his back on Debbie. 7.30 America And Its Guns: Tonight The Sandy Hook massacre is now recognised as the most notorious and shocking mass shooting in the USA. Three months on it is unlikely that much will be done to change the gun laws. Robert Moore travels across the States, examining the attachment between Americans and their firearms. 8.00 Emmerdale Things are critical for Sean as Megan and Dan fight to save his life. 8.30 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs Dog lover Paul O’Grady visits the staff and canine residents of Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. 9.00 Murder On The Home Front Conclusion of the crime drama. With the killer’s body count rising and DI Freddy Wilkins under pressure to close the case, can forensics help pathologist Dr Lennox Collins ensure that the right suspect is brought to justice? 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Vicious Freddie has an important audition coming up. 11.05 The Job Lot Sitcom. 11.35 The Last Word 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 America And Its Guns: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
Channel 4
6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 According To Jim 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Secret Millionaire 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 What’s Cooking? 12.25pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.30 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 3.30 1001 Things You Should Know 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks As the evidence mounts, who will be charged with Texas’s murder? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Secret Eaters Anna Richardson exposes the nation’s secret eating habits. Sisters Precious and Florence, from Sidcup, are the latest pair to come under the show’s spotlight with their eating habits held up for scrutiny. Gym bunny Precious works out every day and insists she eats healthily, while elder sister Florence cooks everything from scratch and would rather eat her own food than touch a takeaway. So why are they both putting on weight? 9.00 The Murder Workers See highlights. 10.25 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series showing how Britain is changing through the eyes of the emergency services. This week’s programme focuses on kids, who are taking up more and more of the emergency services’ time. 11.30 24 Hours In A&E Documentary 12.30am Random Acts 12.35 Skint 1.35 Mary Queen Of The High Street 2.30 Murder In Tenerife: Channel 4 Dispatches 3.00 Unreported World 3.25 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 4.20 Deal Or No Deal 5.15 Countdown
Channel Five
6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All New Big Body Squad 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Star Trek: The True Story 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 The Mentalist 3.15 FILM: McBride: The Doctor Is Out, Really Out (2005) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Heath realises that Darcy’s needs are of paramount importance and abandons any thoughts of a custody battle – for the moment. Rosie is having trouble sleeping and is grateful for April and Sasha’s support after freaking out over an innocuous incident on the beach. 6.30 5 News At 6.30 7.00 Cricket On 5 Highlights of the first day’s play as England take on New Zealand in the First Test at Lord’s. Commentary and analysis comes from Michael Vaughan, Geoffrey Boycott and Simon Hughes. 8.00 Aliens: Are We Alone? See highlights. 9.00 FILM: Daybreakers (2009) Starring Ethan Hawke, Willem Dafoe, Sam Neill, Claudia Karvan and Isabel Lucas. Vampire horror. As the human population drops and vampires struggle to find blood to drink, a scientist encounters a group of human fugitives who believe they can cure vampirism. 11.05 True Horror Three-part series that explores the myths surrounding some of the most iconic and terrifying monsters ever created. Revealing the truth behind the legend of Dracula and a bloodthirsty Romanian prince called Vlad. 12.05am SuperCasino 3.55 House Doctor (x2) 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (x2)
Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Sporting Greats 9.30 Sporting Greats 10.00 LIVE Test Cricket 7.00pm LIVE Premier League Darts 10.30 The Footballers’ Football Show 12.00am Ringside 1.00 Test Cricket 2.00 The Verdict: England V New Zealand 2.30 The Footballers’ Football Show 4.00 Test Cricket 5.00 The Verdict: England v New Zealand 5.30 Barclays Premier League World
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 FIBA World Basketball 8.30 European Tour Weekly 9.00 Sporting Heroes 10.00 NFL: Inside The Vikings 11.00 LIVE Tennis: Rome Masters 9.30pm IAAF Athletix Magazine 10.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE Special 2.00 Premier League Darts 5.30 ATP Tour Uncovered
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Trans World Sport 7.00 Watersports World 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 Giro D’Italia Cycling 10.30 FIBA World Basketball 11.00 Boots ‘n’ All 12.00pm LIVE European Tour Golf 4.00 NFL: Inside The Vikings 5.00 NFL – Total Access 6.00 Ringside 7.00 Rugby Club 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00am Rugby Club 2.00 Ringside 3.00 IAAF Athletix Magazine 3.30 Netball Superleague
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9.00am NCIS: LA (x4) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Middle (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 9.00 Arrow 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 11.00 NCIS: LA 12.00am Night Cops 1.00 Road Wars (x2) 3.00 UK Border Force
7.00pm The Apprentice 8.00 Eurovision Song Contest 2013: Semi-Final Two 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Russell Howard’s Good News 1.00 Some Girls (x2) 2.00 Sweat The Small Stuff
7.00pm News 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1978 8.00 Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? 8.30 The Best Of Kenny Everett’s Television Shows 9.00 FILM: The Damned United (2009) 10.30 Archaeology: A Secret History 11.30 Roundhead Or Cavalier: Which One Are You? 12.30am NASA: Triumph And Tragedy
4.10pm The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 Peter Andre: My Life 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 FILM: The Bourne Identity (2002) 1.10am Guinness World Records
1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Pie In The Sky 4.10 On The Buses 4.45 On The Buses 5.15 George And Mildred 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Stephen Tompkinson’s African Balloon Adventure 10.00 DCI Banks 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Pie In The Sky
5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 The New Normal 9.30 2 Broke Girls 10.00 What Happens In Kavos. See highlights. 11.00 Fresh Meat 12.00am Big Bang Theory
11.20am FILM: The Riddle Of The Sands (1979) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Nashville 10.55 Embarrassing Bodies 12.00am Come Dine With Me 1.00 The Good Wife
11.00am Alamar (2009) 12.30pm The Greatest Show On Earth (1952) 3.30 Major Dundee (1965) 5.50 Australia (2008) 9.00 The Fighter (2010) 11.10 Domino (2005) 1.40am Better Luck Tomorrow (2003) 3.35 Tony Scott Interview Special 3.55 Close
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