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wednesday 23 The Gadget Show: World Tour Channel Five, 7pm Jason and Polly are in the Middle East, playing with all the mod cons they can get their hands on. These include a solar barbecue – makes sense, no? A subwing – that’d be something to do with splashing about then; And the latest mobile phone games and test cameras in Dubai. Nice work.
The Apprentice BBC1, 9pm You know those emails that get caught up in your spam filter that offer those fabulous deals on fish feet spas, pilates classes and wunderbar theatre treats? The teams are working for one of those this week, competing to see who can gather the best ever deals by the end of the day. Time for a spot of imagination.
How I Met Your Mother E4, 7.30pm So, Barney’s single again. No longer with Robin, no longer expected to behave himself, no longer shying away from the activities and morals of a Tom cat, and Lily’s not impressed. What did she think would happen? Has she met Barney?! Anyway, she tries to teach him a lesson.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Cash In The Attic 11.45 Bargain Hunt 12.30pm RHS Chelsea Flower Show 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild 3.35 Lockie Leonard 4.00 Copycats 4.30 Horrible Histories: Gory Games 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 RHS Chelsea Flower Show The magic of the Mediterranean is the subject of this edition of Chelsea Flower Show coverage. Designer Tom Hoblyn shows Alan Titchmarsh around his Italian renaissance garden. 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Home renovation series. Nick Knowles and the DIY team head to Dumfries in Scotland to meet Sue, whose partner Barry died of a sudden heart attack in 2003, leaving her suffering from depression, dealing with two young children and living in a house that was falling apart. Think the guys might offer a hand here. 9.00 The Apprentice See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 10.45 FILM: Surrogates (2009) Starring Bruce Willis, Radha Mitchell, Rosamund Pike, Boris Kodjoe. Action film set in 2017, when people live their lives through robot doubles from the safety of their own homes. 12.10am Weatherview 12.15 Sign Zone: See Hear 12.45 The 70s 1.45 Great Ormond Street 2.45 Chaplains: Angels Of Mersey 3.15 Postcode Lottery 4.00 Great British Menu 4.30 BBC News
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6.00 – 8.45am Children’s television 8.45 Big City Park 8.55 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.10 Little Charley Bear 9.20 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 9.30 Bob The Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 ZingZillas 10.05 Iconicles 10.30 Driver Dan’s Story Train 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm See Hear 1.30 Lifeline 1.40 Coast 1.45 Hands On Nature 2.15 The Weakest Link 3.00 Heir Hunters 3.45 Hairy Bikers’ Best Of British 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 TOTP 2 Mark Radcliffe plucks random pop treasures. 7.30 Great British Menu It’s the battle of the Wales chefs: returning contenders, Richard Davies, James Sommerin and Stephen Terry. 8.00 RHS Chelsea Flower Show Alan Titchmarsh looks back at the day’s events at the RHS Chelsea Flower Show. The emphasis is on the exhibits promoting Britain’s wild flowers and wildlife. 9.00 Hitler’s Children Their family name alone evokes horror: Himmler, Frank, Goering, Hoess. This film looks at the descendants of the most powerful figures in the Nazi regime: men and women who were left a legacy that indelibly associates them with one of the greatest abominations in history. 10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired Dara O Briain and guests comment on the latest series of The Apprentice. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The Fall Of Singapore: The Great Betrayal Pearl Harbor and the Fall of Singapore: 70 years ago these huge military disasters shook both Britain and America, but they conceal a secret so shocking it has remained hidden ever since. 12.20am BBC News 3.55 Gang Life: Segun’s Story 4.20 Gang Life: Ceejay’s Story 4.30 Young Legal Eagles 5.30 Making Media
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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Chase
6.10am Sali Mali 6.15 The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 Freshly Squeezed 7.35 According To Jim 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Undercover Boss Australia 10.00 Location, Location, Location 11.00 The Renovation Game 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Superscrimpers: Waste Not Want Not 12.35 River Cottage Bites 12.50 FILM: Helen Of Troy (1955) 3.05 BT And Channel 4 Present... 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me
6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Katie’s mistrust of Robbie grows, but Declan is keen to help him. Amy feels guilty when she sees how much Brenda means to Pollard. 7.30 The Unforgettable Dudley Moore A tribute to Dudley Moore, who is best known for being part of a double act with Peter Cook and as an unlikely Hollywood star. 8.00 Lewis Lewis and Hathaway investigate the death of Professor Miranda Thornton, who apparently killed herself after her dating video was leaked on to a vicious media blog. However, Lewis does not believe that Thornton’s death was suicide and he has qualms about the blog’s founder, Kit Renton, and the owner of the dating website, Sophie Leland. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Soccer Aid 2012 Cat Deeley presents the first of three shows in the build-up to Soccer Aid 2012, the charity football match in aid of UNICEF. 11.05 The Unforgettable Hattie Jacques The story of one of Britain’s best-loved comedy actors. 11.35 Total Emergency Series following the emergency services. 12.35am Jackpot247 2.35 FILM: The Three Musketeers (1973) 4.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News
6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Callum’s worst fears are confirmed when he finds more unpaid bills. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 BT And Channel 4 Present... 8.00 Secret Eaters The mystery for the Castle family, from Welwyn Garden City, is how they could be putting on weight when they eat mostly mum Belinda’s healthy, homecooked food. ‘Mostly’ leaves a lot of uncovered ground it would seem. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series. 10.00 The Killing US thriller. The man with the Ogi Jun tattoo is identified. Jamie tries to recruit help from Gwen. Stan’s past may finally be catching up with him. 10.55 2 Broke Girls Sitcom. Caroline decides to clean up Max’s finances. 11.25 Desperate Housewives Drama series. Renee discovers that Ben is keeping a secret. 12.25am 4thought.tv 12.30 Random Acts 12.35 BT Paralympic World Cup Highlights 1.35 MUSIC ON 4: Spotlight: Urban 1.50 Dot Rotten: Intro 2.05 4Play: Gaz Coombes 2.15 4Play: Heartbreaks 2.25 Barclaycard Mercury Prize Sessions 2.40 Launched At Red Bull Studios 2.50 What’s Fufu 2.55 St Elsewhere 3.45 Smallville 4.25 The Astronomer’s Sun 4.30 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Countdown
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6.00-7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 LIVE With... 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Highland Emergency 12.45 Mexican Food Made Simple 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Law And Order 3.15 FILM: Abducted (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Indi rubs her date with Logan in Romeo’s face. Romeo tells Ruby he has feelings for her and things heat up. 6.30 5 News 7.00 The Gadget Show: World Tour See highlights. 8.00 Emergency Bikers Documentary series. In Birmingham, biker paramedic Steve battles to save a heroin addict after an overdose, while fellow paramedic Mark races to the scene of a crash as a van driver loses control outside a busy city centre station. 9.00 NCIS US crime drama series. When a marine dies saving the life of a Belgravian prime minister from an assassination attempt, the NCIS team is given the job of protecting the minister’s daughter while she studies in the USA – while also investigating the death of the marine. 10.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Drama series. When a student’s body is found dumped in a red-light district, the team discovers that the woman was heavily involved in gambling. 11.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Drama seriess. Fin’s son comes under suspicion during an investigation into a double homicide. 11.55 Pokerstars: The Big Game 12.50am SuperCasino 3.55 House Doctor 4.20 Nick’s Quest 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)
Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Carl Froch: Behind The Ropes 9.30 Uefa Champions League Weekly 10.00 Sporting Greats 10.30 LIVE Rugby League: State Of Origin 1.30pm Carl Froch: Behind The Ropes 2.00 Premier League Speedway 4.00 State Of Origin 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 Lucian Bute: Behind The Ropes 7.30 LIVE Speedway: Elite League 9.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 10.00 Lucian Bute: Behind The Ropes 10.30 State Of Origin 12.30am Boots ‘n’ All 1.30 Speedway: Elite League 3.30 Lucian Bute: Behind The Ropes 4.00 World Endurance 5.00 Trans World Sport
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 Sports Unlimited 8.00 Fishing: Bass Fishing 9.00 Premier League Speedway 11.00 Golf 12.00pm LPGA Tour Golf 1.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Golf 3.30 LPGA Tour Golf 5.00 Football Asia 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.00 Inside The PGA Tour 6.30 European Tour Weekly 7.00 Total Rugby 7.30 LIVE Rugby Union 10.00 World Endurance 11.00 World Cup Of Pool 12.00am Professional 8 Ball Pool Masters 1.00 Rugby Union 2.30 Trans World Sport 3.30 Close
Sky Sports 3 7.00am Formula 2 Championship 8.00 DTM Motor Racing 9.00 International Polo 10.00 Australian Ironman 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Thrillseekers 12.30 Sports Unlimited 1.30 Fishing: Bass Fishing 2.30 Sports Unlimited 3.30 Australian Ironman 4.30 FIBA World Basketball 5.00 Fishing: Bass Fishing 6.00 UCI BMX Series 6.30 FIBA World Basketball 7.00 LIVE Winning Post 9.00 Boots ‘n’ All 10.00 Cage Fighter 10.30 Trans World Sport 11.30 Cage Fighter 12.00am Watersports World 1.00 Inside The PGA Tour 1.30 European Tour Weekly 2.00 Close
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12.00pm Road Wars 1.00 Airline USA (x2) 2.00 The 4400 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 The Middle 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Emergency Abroad 9.00 Touch 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 11.00 Cop Squad 12.00am Road Wars 1.00 Luton Airport (x2) 2.00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance
7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride USA 7.50 FILM: Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003) 10.00 Euros’ Most Shocking Moments 11.30 Family Guy: Best Freakin’ Episodes – 7th Place 12.15am American Dad! 12.35 American Dad! 1.00 Euros’ Most Shocking Moments 2.25 Britain Unzipped
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Henry VIII: Patron Or Plunderer? 9.00 The Story Of Variety With Michael Grade 10.00 Greek Myths: Tales Of Travelling Heroes 11.30 The Disabled Century 12.10am Henry VIII: Patron Or Plunderer? 1.10 Great British Railway Journeys
3.40pm The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Judge Judy (x3) 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 All Star Family Fortunes 8.00 One Direction: A Year In The Making 9.00 Peter Andre: My Life 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.45 FILM: I Am Legend (2007) 12.45am The Only Way Is Essex
1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Murder, She Wrote (x2) 4.00 On The Buses (x2) 5.10 Terry And June 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 FILM: Vanity Fair (2004) 10.45 Wycliffe 11.50 Ruth Rendell’s Inspector Wexford: Harm Done 1.50am Film File 2.00 ITV3 Nightscreen
3.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 4.00 Glee 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother. See highlights. 8.00 FILM: California Man (1992) 9.45 FILM: Silent Hill (2006) 12.15am The Big Bang Theory (x2) 1.10 Scrubs
3.00pm Four In A Bed 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Undercover Boss USA 6.45 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Beeny’s Restoration Nightmare 10.00 The World’s Largest Snake 11.05 My Phone Sex Secrets 12.10am Grand Designs
11.00am All That Heaven Allows (1955) 12.45pm The Well (1951) 2.30 The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962) 5.00 The Drum (1938) 6.55 Men In Black (1997) 8.50 Men In Black 3 Interview Special 9.00 Blade: Trinity (2004) 11.10 Copycat (1995) 1.35am Sherrybaby (2006) 3.30 Close
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Andrew Kay interviews Brighton Festival’s Guest Director for 2012: Vanessa Redgrave, star of the stage & screen
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