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saturday 18 Let’s Dance For Sport Relief BBC1, 7pm If past shows are anything to go by, male comedians dressing as lady popstars with some serious posturing are a shoe-in to win this charity attention-seeker. Tonight’s co-ordinated offerings include comic Terry Alderton, Ulrika and Angelos, an EastEnders duo, and DJs Tony Blackburn and Diddy Hamilton.
CSI: NY Channel Five, 9pm Ever thought; ‘I wonder what happened to those youthful chaps from the ‘80s New Kids On The Block?’ This could be your lucky night, as lead ‘kid’ Joey McIntyre ‘Hangs Tough’ in New York and gets into a spot of shooting bother. Cripes! But he seemed so clean cut! Good thing Mac’s getting to the bottom of it.
Celebrity Juice ITV2, 10.05pm Gathering all of the gossip from celebs while possibly hitting them over the head with a damp kipper, Keith Lemon presents the topical panel show with his regular partners in tittle tattle Holly Willoughby, Fearne Cotton and Rufus Hound. Joining them will be Matt Cardle and a special round featuring Jedward. Lawks.
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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.35 Rachel Allen: Home Cooking 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Football Focus 1.00 Athletics: UK Indoor Grand Prix 4.30 Final Score 5.10 A Question Of Sport 5.40 BBC News 5.50 South East Today
6.00 – 7.30am Children’s television 7.30 Dennis & Gnasher 7.40 The Scooby-Doo Show 8.05 Pixelface 8.35 Prank Patrol Down Under 9.00 Ultimate Sports Day 9.30 Helen’s Polar Challenge For Sport Relief 10.00 My Life: My Life Without Hair 10.30 Trapped: Ever After 11.00 Hacker Time 11.25 OOglies 11.40 MOTD Kickabout 12.00pm The Sky At Night 12.20 FILM: Houseguest (1995) 2.05 FILM: A Good Woman (2004) 3.30 Birds Britannia 4.30 Flog It! 5.30 Dad’s Army
6.00 – 8.20am Children’s television 8.20 Almost Naked Animals 8.30 Hannah Montana 9.00 Fort Boyard – Ultimate Challenge 9.25 ITV News 9.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 11.20 This Morning: Saturday 12.20pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 May The Best House Win 1.30 Murder, She Wrote 2.30 FILM: Death Becomes Her (1992) 4.25 Meridian News And Weather 4.35 ITV News & Weather 4.50 FA Cup Fifth Round: Sunderland Or Middlesbrough V Arsenal 7.20 New You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more funny home videos sent in by the public. 7.50 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Awardwinning Harry Hill presents a laughfilled rummage through this week’s telly. As always there is no telling what the big-collared comic will unearth, but it is sure to be Burp gold. So sit back and enjoy a rip-roaring 30 minutes of must-see entertainment. 8.20 Take Me Out Matchmaker Paddy McGuinness tries to arrange dates for his 30 loveless lasses. Descending from the love lift are a handsome lifeguard from Hartlepool, a pianist from Bournemouth and a ship broker from London. There is also a chance to find out how last time’s couples got on when they went to the Isle of Fernando’s for their dates. 9.20 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes John Hurt, Christina Ricci and Celebrity Juice’s Keith Lemon, Fearne Cotton and Holly Willoughby. There is also music from LMFAO. Love Me For An Orange? No. 10.20 ITV News; Weather 10.35 FA Cup Highlights Matt Smith presents fifth round highlights. 11.35 The Cube Last in the series of the game show. 12.30am The Zone: Jackpot247 3.00 In Plain Sight 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News
6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 GT Academy 7.25 Daytona 24: The Story Of The Sunoco Daytona Challenge 2012 7.55 The Morning Line 8.55 Everyone’s Talking About... Top 10 9.25 Bourjois Boutique 9.30 This Means War: T4 Movie Special 10.00 New Girl 10.35 New Girl 11.05 Bourjois Boutique 11.10 Playing It Straight 12.05pm New Girl 12.35 The Big Bang Theory 1.05 The Simpsons 1.40 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Come Dine With Me (x4)
6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 7.55 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.30 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 10.00 Demolition: The Tallest Tower 11.00 Royal Navy: Caribbean Patrol 12.00pm FILM: Al Jennings Of Oklahoma (1951) 1.30 FILM: Gunsmoke (1953) 3.05 FILM: King Of Kings (1961)
6.00am Barclays Premier League World 6.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 10.30 LIVE ODI Cricket 6.55pm LIVE Spanish Football 9.00 LIVE Spanish Football 11.00 Super League 12.30am Ringside 1.30 Live Women’s International Twenty20 Cricket 5.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 5.30 Football’s Greatest Managers
6.15 Come Dine With Me Cookery-based reality show. Ana, the final host of the week, attempts to impress her guests with a seafood starter and beef main course. 6.45 Channel 4 News 7.15 4thought.tv 7.20 FILM: The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008) Starring Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Connelly, Kathy Bates, Jaden Smith and John Cleese. Sci-fi remake. After an alien visitor lands in Central Park, a professor makes the drastic decision to help him escape from US military custody. When the visitor sees the destruction man has wreaked on the planet, he makes the decision to destroy mankind. Oops. 9.10 The Bank Job George Lamb hosts a game show in which players have the chance to carry out the ultimate heist. 10.10 FILM: Final Destination 3 (2006) Starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Ryan Merriman, Kris Lemche, Alexz Johnson and Jesse Moss. Horror sequel as death once more tries to catch up with a group of young people who narrowly avoid a rollercoaster crash when one of their number foresees the accident. 12.00am FILM: The Manchurian Candidate (2004) 2.15 Dave Gorman’s Googlewhack Adventure 4.05 90210 4.45 Brothers And Sisters 5.30 Countdown
6.15 5 News Weekend 6.20 NCIS US Naval crime drama. When a sailor is murdered, the agents quickly locate the suspect and bring her back to the crime scene for identification, but the agents look on in horror as Ducky is stabbed at the crime scene. 7.10 NCIS Crime drama series. A murdered commander’s questionable actions may have led to his death. McGee meets a romantic interest. 8.00 NCIS Crime drama series. The NCIS team finds itself involved with a city gang while investigating the death of a marine. 9.00 CSI: NY See highlights. 9.55 Live International Boxing: King Galahad & Chris Eubank Jr Boxing action. Locking horns in the Men of Steel event at the Magna Centre in Rotherham for the vacant WBC International Super Bantamweight title are two exciting young British fighters Kid Galahad and Jason Booth. On the undercard, middleweight Chris Eubank Jr has his second professional fight. 11.30 True Grit: The True Story Documentary series which explores the true stories behind popular films. 12.30am SuperCasino 4.00 Nick’s Quest 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 Rough Guide To Islands 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car
6.00 Winter Wipeout Winter Wipeout reaches a dramatic finale, as the finest contestants from across the series once again hop on the flight to South America to take on the most arduous and extraordinary snow-clad, foam-padded obstacle course on Earth. Who will walk away with the first prize of £10,000 and the ultimate accolade of Winter Wipeout Series Champion? 7.00 Let’s Dance For Sport Relief See highlights. 8.20 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins 9.10 Casualty Hospital drama. There is a new paramedic in Holby. Calling himself Rossy, he works alone and is responding to all the shouts faster than Jeff and Dixie. Jeff likes the way Rossy is willing to go into potentially dangerous situations to get the job done. He seems too good to be true, and soon Dixie finds out he might be just that. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 FILM: Starsky And Hutch (2004) Starring Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Snoop ‘Doggy’ Dogg, Fred Williamson, Vince Vaughn, Juliette Lewis, Jason Bateman, Amy Smart. Affectionate spoof based on the classic 1970s TV show. 11.55 The Football League Show Manish Bhasin presents highlights from the npower Championship. 1.10am Weatherview 1.15 News
6.00 The Culture Show Andrew Graham-Dixon presents a Glasgow edition of The Culture Show, featuring the National Theatre of Scotland’s new adaptation of The Wicker Man. 7.00 Cycling: Track World Cup Jake Humphrey introduces action from the second day of the World Cup meeting at the Olympic Velodrome in London. 9.00 Lucian Freud: Painted Life Painted Life explores the life and work of Lucian Freud. Shortly before his death, Freud gave his full backing to the documentary. Uniquely, he was filmed painting his last work, a portrait of his assistant David Dawson. Lucian Freud: Painted Life also includes frank testimony from those who knew and loved this extraordinary personality. 10.30 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the classic news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 11.15 Pan Am Drama series about a 1960s airline. The Clipper Majestic is bound for Rome. Colette looks after an unescorted young boy who becomes infatuated with her. 11.55 FILM: Bull Durham (1988) Starring Kevin Costner, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins. Witty drama about a free-spirited baseball devotee. 1.40am The Culture Show
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Take It Like A Fan 7.00 Ringside 8.00 Football League Weekend 9.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 9.30 Take It Like A Fan 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm LIVE Championship Rugby Union 2.00 LIVE Premiership Rugby 4.30 LIVE Super League 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 7.30 Football’s Greatest Managers 8.00 Ringside 9.00 ODI Cricket 11.00 Premiership Rugby 12.30am Premier League Years 2.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.00 LIVE International Cricket
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sports Unlimited 7.30 World Club Challenge 9.00 America’s Cup Uncovered 9.30 Road To London 10.00 WWE: Smackdown 12.00pm WWE: The Bottom Line 1.00 America’s Cup Uncovered 1.30 Road To London 2.00 Max Power 3.00 Elite League Ice Hockey 4.00 European Tour Golf 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00am Spanish Football 2.30 Max Power 3.30 Football’s Greatest Managers 4.00 Spanish Football 5.30 Take It Like A Fan
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12.00pm 35mm 2012 12.30 The Middle 1.00 Got To Dance: Auditions Uncut (x5) 3.30 Modern Family 4.00 UK Border Force 5.00 The Muppets Special 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 7.00 Gadget Geeks 8.00 Road Wars 9.00 FILM: US Marshals (1998) 11.30 Cop Squad 12.30am Road Wars
7.00pm Doctor Who 7.45 Doctor Who 8.30 Top Gear 9.35 Live At The Apollo 10.20 Live At The Apollo 10.50 Family Guy (x2) 11.35 American Dad! (x2) 12.15am Most Annoying People 2011 1.45 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.45 Being Human 3.40 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 4.40 Live At The Apollo
7.00pm Decisive Weapons 7.30 Decisive Weapons 8.00 Sinatra Sings 9.00 Inspector Montalbano 10.45 The Jazz Baroness: Storyville 12.10am Sinatra Sings 1.10 The Sky At Night 1.40 Horizon: Who’s Afraid Of A Big Black Hole? 2.40 Jo Brand On Kissing 3.40 Decisive Weapons 4.10 Decisive Weapons
1.30pm The Biggest Loser 2.35 Kelly Rowland: The Hot Desk 2.45 American Idol: Hollywood Part 3 4.50 FILM: Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005) 7.05 FILM: Twins (1988) 9.20 Take Me Out - The Gossip 10.05 Celebrity Juice. See highlights. 10.50 FILM: The Island (2005) 1.30am Harry Hill’s TV Burp
8.45am Upstairs, Downstairs (x2) 11.05 Rebecca 1.10pm On The Buses (x2) 2.10 Columbo: Murder With Too Many Notes 4.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 6.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 11.00 FILM: Dead Calm (1989) 12.55am Flashpoint
4.20pm Perfect Couples (x2) 5.15 Scrubs (x2) 6.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.05 Happy Endings 7.35 How I Met Your Mother 8.05 Rules Of Engagement 8.35 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 FILM: Epic Movie (2007) 10.40 World’s Greatest Celebrity Body Shockers 11.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.45am The Cleveland Show
11.15am FILM: Doctor Dolittle (1967) 2.00pm Christmas Coach Trip (x5) 4.40 Vacation, Vacation, Vacation (x2) 5.40 Relocation: Phil Down Under 6.50 Kirstie’s Handmade Britain 7.55 Location, Location, Location (x2) 10.05 The 100 Greatest Musicals 12.50am Heroes Of Comedy
11.00am Lassie (2005) 1.00pm The Truman Show (1998) 2.55 Timeline (2003) 5.05 Faintheart (2008) 6.50 Planet Of The Apes (1968) 9.00 Max Payne (2008) 11.00 Thirst (2009) 1.35am The Crying Game (1992) 3.50 Close
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