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wednesday 12 Arthur’s Hell On High Water Channel 4, 8pm Arthur Potts Dawson is an ecofriendly restaurateur and environmentalist. In a bid to understand the realities faced by trawler men, Arthur takes to the seas, living and working with lifelong fishermen on a commercial trawler to see first hand the struggles faced by commercial fisherman. Ethical dilemma? Yes.
Film 2011 With Claudia Winkleman BBC1, 10.45pm Claudia and Danny are back to tell us what’s on the big screen in 2011. Hilary Swank and Sam Rockwell team up for Conviction, a true story of a man wrongly convicted of murder. Michel Gondry directs superhero caper The Green Hornet and Minnie Driver reveals her fave movies.
Friends E4, 7.35pm Well, this is the one where romance first enters Joey and Rachel’s friendship, aw. Chandler sets a new record on Monica’s Mrs Pacman game machine and Ross is allowed to teach an honours class, but its location across town means he must dash to get there on time. Best get your skates on then, Ross.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 To Buy Or Not To Buy 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Cash In The Celebrity Attic 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Deadly 60 3.35 Me And My Monsters 4.00 The Best Of Little Howard’s Big Question 4.22 Richard Hammond’s Blast Lab: The Experiments 4.25 M.I. High 4.52 Diddy Dick And Dom 4.55 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link
6.00 – 7.55am Children’s television 7.55 The Owl 8.00 Mission: 2110 8.30 LazyTown 8.55 Numberjacks 9.05 Octonauts: Creature Reports 9.10 The Koala Brothers 9.20 Dip Dap 9.25 Sesame Tree 9.40 Big And Small 9.55 Guess With Jess 10.05 Postman Pat 10.20 Pingu 10.25 64 Zoo Lane 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 The Daily Politics 1.00pm See Hear 1.30 Masters Snooker 4.30 Pointless 5.15 Antiques Road Trip
6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 May The Best House Win 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Doc Martin 5.00 The Chase
6.00 – 8.20am Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.00 The Vanessa Show 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Emergency Bikers 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3.10 FILM: Murder 101 (2006) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 Rip Off Britain Angela Rippon, Gloria Hunniford and Jennie Bond return to their journalistic roots to expose some of the rip-offs that are costing British consumers. 8.07 BBC News 8.10 FILM: Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984) Starring Harrison Ford, Kate Capshaw, Ke Huy Quan, Amrish Puri, Roshan Seth and Philip Stone. Adventure sequel. Intrepid archaelogist Indiana Jones, on the trail of fortune and glory in Old Shanghai, is ricocheted into a dangerous adventure in India. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Draws The Thunderball, Dream Number and Lotto draws, live from Lottery HQ. 10.45 Film 2011 With Claudia Winkleman See highlights. 11.25 The League Cup Show Ipswich Town, the only representative from outside the Premier League, face Arsenal, the new favourites to win the Carling Cup. 12.05am FILM: Timecop (1994) Futuristic thriller. 1.40 Weatherview 1.45 Sign Zone: Country Tracks 2.40 Ian Hislop’s Age Of The DoGooders 3.40 Turn Back Time: The High Street 4.40 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Humpty Dumpty’s favourite quiz. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo takes to the tracks with a copy of George Bradshaw’s Victorian Railway Guidebook. 7.00 Masters Snooker The last of the first round matches gets under way, featuring 2005 World Champion, Shaun Murphy, against Stoke’s Jamie Cope, who is making his Masters debut. The opening frames of their best-of-11 frame match are introduced by Hazel Irvine. 8.00 Michel Roux’s Service Michel Roux’s Service. 9.00 Edwardian Farm It’s July and the team face their busiest month so far on the farm. It’s time to bring in the cherry harvest with the help of their Dartmoor pony Laddy, and enjoy a cherry feast to celebrate. 10.00 Never Mind The Buzzcocks Little Britain’s David Walliams hosts, with team captains Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding. Guests include Lord Of The Rings star Andy Serkis, Gareth Malone from BBC Two’s The Choir, Swedish pop star Basshunter and comedian Josie Long. 10.30 Newsnight The stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Masters Snooker – Highlights 12.10am Masters Snooker – Extra Highlights. 2.10 BBC News
6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Katie decides that she is better off without a man - but is she about to find herself in grave danger? Maisie has disappointing news for Nikhil. Terry is forced to be frank with Viv. 7.30 The Unforgettable Pat Phoenix Profile of the actress who found fame in Coronation Street and whose life offscreen was as colourful as that of Elsie Tanner, the character she played for 21 years. 8.00 Midsomer Murders A planning dispute turns to murder after a leading light in the Midsomer Conservation Society suspects her neighbours are involved in a moneymaking development scam. Political wrangling, burglaries and sexual liaisons abound in picturesque Great Pelfe – but why is someone driven to start killing? 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Constantine (2005) Starring Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Shia LaBeouf, Djimon Hounsou and Max Baker. Supernatural action fantasy based on the cult comic book Hellblazer. 12.45am The Zone Including features from QVC and Challenge Jackpot. 2.50 FILM: Out For Justice (1991) 4.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News
6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.10 Frasier 8.40 According To Jim 9.10 Supernanny US 10.00 FILM: Doctor In Distress (1963) 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Three In A Bed 12.35 Come Dine With Me Down Under 1.05 Come Dine With Me Down Under 1.35 Come Dine With Me Down Under 2.05 Come Dine With Me Down Under 2.40 Come Dine With Me Down Under 3.10 Countdown 3.55 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Celebrity Five Go To... 5.55 Jamie’s Fish Supper 6.00 The Simpsons Sideshow Bob is released from prison and hypnotises Bart to kill Krusty the Clown. 6.30 Hollyoaks The truth about Jason’s self-harming comes to light as he lies in a hospital bed and questions are asked whether his stepping into the road was an accident. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Religious and ethical issues. 8.00 Arthur’s Hell On High Water See highlights. 8.55 Jamie’s Fish Supper Series of bite-sized programmes with Jamie Oliver presenting delicious and easy new recipes to inspire fish lovers to try different, more plentiful types of seafood. 9.00 Hugh’s Big Fish Fight Series with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. 10.00 Shameless Grim footage of Frank on his stag night shocks Libby back to reality. 11.10 Teenage Paparazzo US documentary exploring the true story of the relationship between a 14year-old paparazzo Austin Visschedyk and Adrian Grenier, the star of the HBO series Entourage. 1.00am My Family’s Crazy Gap Year Observational series 1.55 FILM: Gregory’s Two Girls (1999) 3.50 Brothers And Sisters 4.35 Hill Street Blues 5.25 Countdown
6.00am LIVE Women’s International Twenty20 6.30 Spirit Of Yachting 7.00 Football Asia 7.30 Hyundai A League 8.00 LIVE International T20 Cricket 12.00pm Women’s International Twenty20 1.00 Hyundai A League 1.30 Revista De La Liga 4.00 Women’s International Twenty20 5.00 International T20 Cricket 7.00 Sky Sports News At Seven 7.30 LIVE Carling Cup Football 10.00 You’re On Sky Sports 11.30 Football’s Greatest 12.00am Carling Cup Football 1.30 Spanish Football 3.30 Carling Cup Football 5.00 European Tour Weekly 5.30 Inside The PGA Tour
6.00 Monkey Life Tensions run high in the operating theatre as park vet Mike tries to repair a deep leg wound on young chimp Pip. 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 How Do They Do It? In this instalment, Robert investigates how the 50,000-tonne container ship Zim New York navigates the Panama Canal, and how 40,000 tonnes of rubbish are processed every day in San Francisco Bay. 8.00 Jack The Ripper: The Definitive Story Second instalment of a two-part docudrama. 9.00 NCIS The team discovers that the murder of a Marine and his two friends may be linked to their past. 10.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent Logan and Wheeler’s investigation into the death of a womanising doctor exposes his son’s relationship with a teacher. 10.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police attempt to trace a Chinese woman who abandoned her two children in an apartment. 11.55 PartyPoker.com World Open VI Poker action. As heat five finishes, another seat at the coveted final table is claimed. 12.50am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com 4.00 How Not To Decorate 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Revista De La Liga Special 11.00 Football Asia 11.30 Spirit Of Yachting 12.00pm LIVE International Cricket 8.30 International Twenty20 Cricket 10.30 Women’s International Twenty20 11.30 Sports Adventure 12.00am International Twenty20 Cricket 2.00 Close
Sky Sports 3 6.30am Kings Of The Snow 7.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 8.00 Bowls 9.00 British Basketball League 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Poker: Full Tilt Million Dollar Cash Game 1.00pm World Cup Of Pool 2.00 Kings Of The Snow 2.30 Sports Unlimited 3.30 Poker: Full Tilt Million Dollar Cash Game 5.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 6.00 WWE: Afterburn 7.00 European Tour Weekly 7.30 Inside The PGA Tour 8.00 LIVE Spanish Football 10.00 Cage Fighter 10.30 European Tour Weekly 11.00 Inside The PGA Tour 11.30 Cage Fighter 12.00am World Matchplay Bowls 2.00 Close
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11.00am The Real A & E (x2) 12.00pm Project Runway 1.00 X-Weighted 2.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 4.00 Cold Case 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Dream Lives For Sale 9.00 Louie Spence’s Showbusiness 10.00 Raising Hope (x2) 11.00 Lie To Me 12.00am Road Wars (x2)
7.00pm FILM: Madagascar (2005) 8.20 Doctor Who (x2) 9.50 Great Movie Mistakes 2: The Sequel 10.00 FILM: The Terminator (1984) 11.40 Family Guy (x2) 12.30am Great Movie Mistakes 2: The Sequel 2.30 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 3.30 Love Me, Love My Face 4.25 How Drugs Work
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Boats That Built Britain 8.00 Art Of The Sea 9.00 The Modern Age Of Coach Travel 10.00 Secret Life Of The Motorway (x3) 1.00am Penelope Keith And The Fast Lady 2.00 Art Of The Sea 3.00 The Modern Age Of Coach Travel
12.30pm Nanny 911 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 Loose Women 4.40 Sally Jessy Raphael 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 Harry Hill’s The Best Of TV Burp 7.30 Life’s Funniest Moments 8.00 Primeval 9.00 FILM: The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) 11.15 FILM: Three Kings (1999) 1.30am Hell’s Kitchen USA
9.40am Ballykissangel 10.45 Inspector Morse 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Born And Bred 3.05 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Terry And June 5.40 Heartbeat 6.40 Born And Bred 7.55 Mr Bean (x2) 9.00 Rod Stewart: For One Night Only 10.10 A Touch Of Frost 12.25am Inspector Morse
11.15 90210 12.05pm Everwood 1.00 Scrubs (x2) 2.00 Hollyoaks 2.30 Gilmore Girls 3.30 Life Unexpected 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.35 Friends See highlights 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 FILM: Never Been Kissed (1999) 11.05 Rude Tube: Rude Tunes 12.05am Scrubs (x2) 1.05 Dirty Sexy Money
3.05pm Coach Trip 3.35 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Time Team 10.00 The Real Vikings: A Time Team Special 11.05 Engineering Britain’s Superweapons 12.10am Time Team
11.00am Blanche Fury (1948) 12.50pm The Fighting Kentuckian (1949) 2.45 That Riviera Touch (1966) 4.40 The Robe (1953) 7.15 The Perfect Score (2003) 9.00 Nine Months (1995) 10.55 Thank You For Smoking (2005) 12.45am The Dreamers (2002) 3.15 4Films For...Getting A New Look
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