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wednesday 17 Home And Away Channel Five, 6pm It’s not all sunscreen and Mister Whippy down at the Bay. Marilyn is appalled when she overhears Mitzy confess that she often invents her predictions to make people happy. Could Sid have been right all along? Marilyn decides to bite the bullet and confront her friend. Lawks! Watch your fillings, Mazza.
Wallace And Gromit’s World Of Invention BBC1, 7.30pm The plasticine pals visit the home of iconic inventor Trevor Baylis – the man who revolutionised the radio – and visit ‘George’, one of the first walking humanoid robots ever built, as he is brought to life for the first time in sixty years by his creator, Tony Sale. We could all do with a ‘George’ at home.
Harry Hill’s TV Burp ITV2, 7pm The week’s TV is not complete without Harry and his comedy collar’s spin on the big soap storylines, the top docs, dramas and reality shows all primed for a trademark Burping. Harry sets to work skewering all the quirkiest and downright daft clips from our favourite telly viewing. Rennies at the ready. Ooh, pardon me!
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rewind The 60s 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Cowboy Trap 11.45 To Buy Or Not To Buy 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Indian Doctor 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Trapped: Ever After 3.30 What’s New Scooby-Doo? 3.50 Shaun The Sheep 4.00 Little Howard’s Big Question 4.30 The Sarah Jane Adventures 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link
6.00–8.30am Children’s television 8.30 LazyTown 8.55 Big Barn Farm 9.05 Buzz And Tell 9.10 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.25 The Large Family 9.40 Toddworld 9.50 Pingu 10.00 Waybuloo 10.20 Clifford’s Puppy Days 10.30 Pablo The Little Red Fox 10.35 3rd And Bird 10.50 Wibbly Pig 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 The Daily Politics 1.00pm See Hear 1.30 Car Booty 2.15 Ben Fogle’s Escape In Time 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless 5.15 The Hairy Bikers’ Cook Off
6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dinner Date 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show
6.30am Planet Cook 6.50 Yo Gabba Gabba 7.15 Freshly Squeezed 7.40 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.40 Frasier 9.10 According To Jim 9.40 Cook Yourself Thin 10.10 One Tree Hill 11.05 Smallville 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 River Cottage Bites 12.15 Jamie At Home 12.50 FILM: Eye Of The Needle (1981) 2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Celebrity Coach Trip
6.00am–8.15am Children’s television 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Mio Mao 8.35 Thomas & Friends 8.50 Hana’s Helpline 9.00 Pocoyo 9.05 Milkshake! Music Box 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 House Doctor 12.10pm House Doctor 12.40 Five News 12.45 Emergency Bikers 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Rough Guide To Short Breaks 3.05 FILM: Cries In The Dark (2006) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours
6.00am LIVE International Cricket 7.30 Football Asia 8.00 International Football 9.00 Revista De La Liga 10.00 International Cricket 12.00pm Revista De La Liga 1.00 International Football 2.00 International Cricket 4.00 International Football 5.00 Revista De La Liga 6.00 Total Rugby 6.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 7.00 Sky Sports News At Seven 7.30 LIVE International Football 10.00 You’re On Sky Sports 11.00 LIVE International Cricket
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 Wallace And Gromit’s World Of Invention See highlights. 8.00 Jimmy’s Food Factory Jimmy uses a specially built cannon to create puffed rice cereal, before finding out that pedal power is essential when you’re trying to make peanut butter on an industrial scale. 8.30 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers Nigel Slater shows that spicy food isn’t all about hot chillis. Using a range of everyday spices, he creates a week’s worth of tasty nosh. 9.00 The Apprentice The candidates head to Pinewood Studios, Their task is to create a personal movie and sell it on to customers. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Draws Presented by Jodie Prenger. 10.45 Film 2010 With Claudia Winkleman Featuring the new Harry Potter, plus Chico & Rita. 11.25 FILM: The Crossing Guard (1995) Starring Jack Nicholson. Drama. 1.10am Weatherview 1.15 Sign Zone: Remembrance Week Former 2.00 Sign Zone: Masterchef: The Professionals 3.00 Sign Zone: Watchdog 4.00 Sign Zone: Restoration Roadshow 4.30 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Egg-cellent quiz. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Claudia Winkleman presents backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the dance show. 7.00 Escape To The Country Jules Hudson visits Worcestershire to find a family home with space and fresh air in the countryside for a couple looking to break free from their cramped existence in suburbia. 8.00 Edwardian Farm Alex Langlands and Peter Ginn and historian Ruth attempt to bring Morwellham Quay in Devon back to life as it was in its Edwardian heyday. 9.00 Ancient Worlds Archaeologist and historian Richard Miles looks at the winners, losers and survivors of the great Bronze Age collapse, which was a regional catastrophe that wiped out the hard-won achievements of civilization in the eastern Mediterranean about 3,000 years ago. 10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired Comedian Andy Parsons, business investor Colin Wilkinson, and broadcaster Carol Vorderman are on the panel. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.20 The Secret Life Of The National Grid Three-part series. 12.20am BBC News 4.00 World Physical
6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Moira cracks under the pressure of seeing Holly going through withdrawal. A smug Nathan thinks he has the sale of Home Farm in the bag. 7.30 International Football: England V France England face World Cup flops France at Wembley in their final international of a troubled year for Fabio Capello’s team. There was a time when the arrival of Les Bleus would be a cause for concern but the former World and European champions have only just begun to rebuild under new coach Laurent Blanc following a poor showing in South Africa. 10.10 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.45 International Football Highlights Matt Smith presents extended highlights of the match with Gareth Southgate and Marcel Desailly. 11.45 Cops With Cameras Sergeant Mike Peake and his team go on the trail of drugs and weapons in Oldham, PC Colin Lusty and Inspector Damian Tucker resort to using a stinger to stop a runaway driver in Belfast. 12.40am The Zone Features from QVC and Challenge Jackpot. 2.45 FILM: Out For Justice (1991) 4.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.10 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News
6.00 The Simpsons The Springfield family stars in three tales set at sea: the journey of the Mayflower, the mutiny on the Bounty, and the capsizing of a cruise ship. 6.30 Hollyoaks Mercedes sits at Malachy’s bedside as Cheryl watches on sadly. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Religious and ethical issues. 8.00 Animal Madhouse Tara the elephant undergoes a pregnancy ultrasound. Max the mutt can’t stop playing with himself. 9.00 Grand Designs Kevin McCloud revisits Bill Bradley and his wife Sarah to see how their plan to build two timber houses in London fared. 10.00 Rude Tube: Viral Ads Including the surfing sheep, girls on pogo sticks and shark attacks. 11.05 The Event Fast-paced US conspiracy thriller. 12.05am MUSIC ON 4: On Track With Seat The featured artist in this session is Robyn. 12.20 MUSIC ON 4: The Album Chart Show Introduces... 12.40 MUSIC ON 4: 4Play: Frankie And The Heartstrings 12.55 MUSIC ON 4: The Album Chart Show Spotlight Sponsored By TescoEntertainment.com 1.05 FILM: The Lemon Tree (2008) 2.55 Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip 3.35 FILM: A Letter To Three Wives (1949) 5.20 Ma Bar 5.30 Countdown
6.00 Home And Away See highlights. 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Highland Emergency The Rescue 177 boys have a dilemma on their hands when they are called to two emergencies at the same time. 8.00 Emergency Bikers Biker paramedic Mark Hayes is flagged down to help a man having a seizure, and Steve Harris goes to the rescue when a six-year-old is hit by a car. 9.00 NCIS Director Shepard is killed while trying to clean up a secret mission that began a decade ago. 10.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent Christopher Lloyd guest-stars as a jaded magician who gets caught up in an intricate murder plot involving another illusionist. 11.00 Law And Order After a hitand-run victim is left to die, the shocking circumstances of the case leave McCoy and Southerlyn determined to get the driver on a murder charge. 11.55 PartyPoker.com World Open VI Poker action. The first heat concludes at the Palm Beach Casino in London. 12.55am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 3.55 House Doctor 4.20 Emergency Bikers 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (x2)
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 F1 Powerboats 9.30 TBA 10.00 Poker Million 11.00 Bowls 12.00pm Hong Kong Cricket Sixes 2010 1.00 British Basketball League 3.00 Poker Million 5.00 Hong Kong Cricket Sixes 2010 6.00 European Tour Weekly 6.30 Inside The PGA Tour 7.00 Football Asia 7.30 LIVE International Football 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 11.30 Total Rugby 12.00am International Football (x2) 2.00 Total Rugby 2.30 You’re On Sky Sports 3.30 International Football (x2) 5.30 Close
Sky Sports 3 6.30 Snow Ride 7.00 WWE Vintage Collection 8.00 European Challenge Tour Golf: Review Of The Year 9.00 British Basketball League 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm Sailing: World Match Tour 1.00 Pool: World Pool Masters 2.00 TBA 2.30 F1 Powerboats 3.00 European Challenge Tour Golf: Review Of The Year 4.00 Sailing: World Match Tour 5.00 WWE The Bottom Line 6.00 WWE Afterburn 7.00 Golf: Ladies European Tour 8.00 International Cricket 10.00 DTM Motor Racing 11.00 Golfing World 12.00am Inside The PGA Tour 12.30 Golf: Ladies European Tour 1.30 CVS Charity Classic Golf 3.30 Golf: Ladies European Tour 4.30 European Tour Weekly 5.00 LIVE European Tour Golf Melina Greenfield
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1.00pm UK Border Force 2.00 Stargate Atlantis (x2) 4.00 Cold Case 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Little Couple 8.30 Emergency Animal Rescue 9.00 FILM: The Legend Of Bagger Vance (2000) 11.25 UK Border Force 12.25am Inside Britain’s Fattest Man
7.00pm Radio 1 Teen Awards 8.00 Mad About The House 9.00 Children In Need: 50 Greatest Moments 10.55 Family Guy (x2) 11.40 Lip Service 12.40am Mad About The House 1.40 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.10 Children In Need: 50 Greatest Moments 4.05 Radio 1 Teen Awards
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 A History Of The World: Jenner’s Marvellous Medicine 8.00 We Need Answers 8.30 Johnny Kingdom’s Year With The Birds 9.00 Birds Britannia 10.00 Mad Men 10.45 The English Surgeon: Storyville 12.15am Johnny Kingdom’s Year With The Birds 12.45 Birds Britannia
4.40 Sally Jessy Raphael 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp See highlights 7.30 All New You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Gossip Girl 9.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 10.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.00 FILM: Analyze That (2002) 1.00am Emmerdale 1.30 Saturday Night Divas
12.00pm Wycliffe 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 Ballykissangel 3.10 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.10 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.10 On The Buses 5.45 Heartbeat 6.50 Wycliffe 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Rebus 10.35 Taggart 11.40 Numb3rs 12.35am Life (x2) 2.05 On The Buses (x2)
12.10pm Veronica Mars 1.05 Scrubs (x2) 2.05 Friends 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Accidentally On Purpose 4.30 Friends (x3) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Ugly Betty 10.00 Desperate Housewives 11.00 Natalie Cassidy: Becoming Mum 12.00am Rupaul’s Drag Race
2.50pm Coach Trip 3.20 Location, Location, Location 4.25 A Place In The Sun: Home Or USA? 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs Revisited 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Time Team (x2) 10.00 Time Team Special 11.05 Not Forgotten 12.05am Time Team
11.00am David And Bathsheba (1951) 1.15pm The Return Of Frank James (1940) 3.00 Carry On Up The Khyber (1968) 4.45 Mr Hobbs Takes A Vacation (1962) 7.00 Sister Act (1992) 9.00 The Departed (2006) 11.50 Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
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