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H arts H news H food H listings H tv guide H 26 October – 1 November 2010
As the city celebrates White Night, we send Cat Barker and her crew on a magical mystery coach tour across the channel to sister festival Nuit Blanche Amiens in France. Plus Julie Anne Gilburt and Sammy Jo Doubtfire profile Brightona 2010 and meet Eddie Kidd, Doug and Nigel from Saxon and a host of other bikers, as Val Aviv presents this week’s BRIGHTON LIGHTS
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L7 CONTENTS 04 NEWS & COMMENT 4 Social Diary Chamber Of Commerce flash mob, British Engineerium, punk festival 5 City Speak Ruby wants to hibernate, Tash has a nice yoghurt and Will’s mum has started watching The X Factor 6 News Royal Pavilion ice rink, Grand Designs at Brighton Uni; plus Councillor Mary Mears on new council houses 6 Latest Inbox Readers’ letters, emails and web comments 7 Bookings KT Tunstall, Buena Vista Social Club, Darwin Deez, Pnau 7 Competitions Win The Avengers and Dirty Dancing DVDs 7 Latest Brighton Download Chart And this week’s number one is... The Last Cry! (again) 8 Snap Shots Meet singer Johanna Harman 9 Celebcity Sharleen Spiteri, Peter Andre, vajazzling... 10 Bare Cheek This week on Bare Cheek Lights...
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Our show is called Brighton Lights and this week’s programme is literally that as we feature White Night – the all night free festival – coming up in Brighton this Saturday. To find out the amazing treats in store, we sent Cat Barker and our crew on a magical mystery coach tour across the channel to sister festival Nuit Blanche Amiens in France. Brighton seafront was the scene of the Mods and Rockers battle of 1964. For the first time since, Mods and Rockers have been back on the beach, this time in peace and harmony. Julie Anne Gilburt and Sammy Jo Doubtfire recreate the battle on the beach and profile the man behind Brightona, Abby Golding. Along the way they meet motor bike legend Eddie Kidd and Gary Shail from Quadrophenia. Matt Whistler pays a comedy tribute to Norman Wisdom and Val Aviv presents Brighton Lights. Look out too for our new football programme Soccer Fan – premiering this week with Mark Brailsford and a panel of Albion fans. Bill Smith, Brighton Lights
11 L7 INTERVIEW In a Halloween special, Brighton horror director Jonathan Glendening talks about making new werewolf flick 13 Hrs with Isabella Calthorpe, Harry Potter’s Tom Felton, and a bunch of German stuntmen in monster suits...
13 Cover feature Celebrity patron Julie Graham sings the praises of Chestnut Tree House’s Snowman Spectacular Ball 14 Success In The City For the first in a regular feature on local businesses, Si Beales takes a look at The Lanes jewellers Baroque 15 Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink A Bonjour Breakfast and pre-show dinner at the Brighton centre 16 Hotlist Where to drink and dine this week 17 wave An MOT for your mind, body and soul; the lowdown on Hopi Ear Candle therapy, and a chance to win fair trade bedding in your monthly guide to wellbeing
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25 WHAT’S ON 25 Stage A new production of Dracula set in a lunatic asylum 26 Music & Clubs The legendarily loud Swans regroup 28 Events & Art Prepare to stay up very, very late with White Night 29 Film What’s screening at your local cinema this week 30 Comedy Chortle winner Jarred Christmas 30 Gay Your seven-day gay listings guide 31 Reviews Stewart Lee, Arrested Development, Idiots Of Ants 30 Sport Andrea Fox gets her skates on with Brighton roller derby 30 TV Telly Talk; your seven-day guide to what’s on the box
Managing Editor Bill Smith Business Director Angi Mariani Finance Manager Sharon Caple Sales Director Lynne Edwards Advertising Sales Natasha Prochaski Creative Director Andrew Kay Production Director Fiona McTernan
White Night Venues venues and spaces across the city 6pm Saturday 30–7am Sunday 31 October
Celebrate the extra hour of darkness with this free, all-night cultural extravaganza, from street ping pong to travelling pianos, outdoor films and a light installation in honour of the West Pier starlings.
Production Manager Neil Ive Production Editor Victoria Nangle Chief Sub Editor Zara Baker Sub Editors Melina Greenfield Rachel Junior James Snodgrass Music Editor Jeff Hemmings Music Listings Nick Aldwinckle Editorial assistant Laura Hayward
Art Director Stephen King Design Anand Day Steve Sawyer Andrew Wright Illustrators Dan Evans Lili Bé Paul Lewis Photography Patrick Kneath Diana Frangi Administration Claire Peerless
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Latest diary Around town with: British Engineerium, punk festival and Chamber of Commerce flash mob Full steam ahead A full day of special, steam-driven fun took place October 10 at the British Engineerium, currently being restored for public use. The day included a guided Victorian tour with Robert Marks, a range of traction engines under steam and er, Project Manager Steve Rath the recently refurbished boilers Creative Director John Jolly running the Beam Engine all day long, with food and refreshments specially created by Riddle & Finns. The Engineerium was rescued by Mike Holland four years ago and is currently being fully restored to become one of Brighton’s main attractions in 2011. For more info visit www.britishengineerium.com Photos: Diana Frangi
Pasha Du Valentine, Yvonne PembletonFraser, Emily Sarah Wright, Martin Freedman
Anarchy in East Street Shoppers and daytrippers were treated to the brash sounds of punk rock flooding East Street as scores of die-hard punk fans crowded into Madame Geisha and the KuKu Club for Pasha Du Valentine’s Punk Festival. Over 10 dedicated bands performed over the 12 hour event while stalls displaying punk accessories and fashions traded their goods. Photos: Diana Frangi
Punk band The Dogbones
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On Friday morning of 15 October, business people leaving the Brighton and Hove Chamber of Commerce business Sarah Springford (Director BHCC 5th from left) Julia Chanteray (President BHCC 3rd breakfast held at from right) with Ross Shepherd (Press Carluccios, were Dispensary, Designer of the Flashmob). Paul Sharville (BHCC Communications) surprised and other members of BHCC by some of their members who took out kazoos in Jubilee Ali Hooper, (Alchemy Square and played a Hair & Beauty. pre-arranged tune. Community Arts Independent Media) Chamber of Commerce president Julia Chanteray said, “Chambers of Commerce typically have a stuffy image, but Brighton and Hove just isn’t like that, we’re creative, progressive and sometimes a bit off the wall. The bizarre spontaneity of a flash mob shows why Brighton and Hove businesses are different, innovative and exciting.” To join the Brighton and Hove Chamber of Commerce visit www.businessinbrighton.org.uk Photos: Patrick Kneath
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CITY SPEAK 05
Life begins at 70 Ruby Grimshaw wishes she could hibernate
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t seems only a few weeks ago of time they can hibernate safely. that I woke my tortoises up and So I am now waking them up in they stumbled out into the early March when it is too cold to watery sunshine of a chilly March put them outside. Having tortoises day and had to remember they had marching round the kitchen does a life to live. Yet it is time to think not go well with health and hygiene, about putting them into particularly since I have not yet hibernation again. Where has the perfected my tortoise nappy year gone? prototype. Perhaps when I have I Hibernation sounds such an will be able to take it onto Dragon’s attractive idea. I wish someone Den and a new phase of my life as would do that for me. Wrap me up an entrepreneur will commence. in a duvet, put out the light and tell So it is four weeks of starvation me they’ll give me a shout around for the poor things because they the end of March. can’t sleep until (What a good idea their little says daughter C, insides are wistfully.) completely “I wish someone I think Ernie, empty. My would wrap me Brian and Mr T Tortoise Book were very says that if they up in a duvet and disappointed with pee just before the failure of the hibernating I tell me they’ll give weather experts’ must give them forecast of a a drink. Now, I me a shout at the barbecue summer. normally regard Since August they this little book as end of March” have been my tortoise bible, reluctant to leave but on this point their little straw-lined hutch, they are definitely pulling my leg. looking at me with disbelief as I It is harder to make a tortoise carry them out, protesting, onto the drink than to make a teenager damp grass and under the grey pick up his/her discarded clothes threatening skies. from the floor. I used to hibernate them as However, it will be a relief to late as the beginning of November. go past the vegetable section in I don’t know if it is a genuine Sainsbury’s without needing to sign of global warming but I am stock up on cucumber, tomatoes hibernating them earlier and and all the most varied lettuces I earlier, and of course this means I can find (my tortoises do not think have to wake them up much earlier much of Icebergs and there I have too, as there is a limit to the length to agree with them.) Roll on winter.
’m now entering week three of given me an enlightened sense of my glandular fever. I went back understanding on the human race. to college on Thursday only to My teachers have been genuinely find myself sitting in the middle of delightful, though. I have extensions the classroom alone whilst all my on all my work and it means I can classmates sat bunched together mainly focus on getting better as far away from me as possible. – so top marks to them. There’s only so many times you The whole thing is just so can shout ‘You won’t catch uninspiring and dull. My routine glandular fever! I’m not going to has been wake up, go to college, try kiss you!’ in one day before it gets to stay awake in college, have a a bit tiresome. headache, complain, have last I’ve found coming back into the lesson at college, go home, sleep world has made me a bit like Sue and repeat. It makes writing a Sylvester from column Glee. Whatever somewhat problems other as I “Coming back into difficult people at my always try to college had I about what the world has made write just replied with, is happening in ‘You think that’s me a bit like Sue my life, but hard? Try having nothing is Sylvester from Glee” happening! glandular fever – that’s Actually, hard.’ One girl in that’s a lie. I ate my class had a nice yoghurt. gone out clubbing the night before It was strawberry and sugar free. and so was very hungover and My only complaint is that the pot very tired and spent the whole day was the size where you can only complaining. I disliked myself so really eat it with a teaspoon, and much more for how annoying I everyone knows yoghurts are found her. better when eaten with a dessert Then all of my lessons have just spoon. If you think that is boring been a blur. I know I had a history information – welcome to my life. lesson. I know my teacher was I should only be ill for a few talking about Mao and something more weeks if I’m sensible. In the about a bridge. That’s it. I can’t meantime, I am very grateful that really remember anything else. I am able to go to college at all. Philosophy lessons, on the other Even if I can’t do the work, hand, were pretty easy. Spending hopefully it will give me something three weeks at home with just my more interesting to talk about next thoughts to keep me company has week than yoghurt.
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1967 for half a shilling and some nylons, and who can not understand why I am unable to afford a £20,000 deposit, tells me about a “new scheme” where first time buyers can get a mortgage with no deposit and no legal fees. She then gives me a web address (stressing that I must type all the letters in lower case or it won’t work). Will Harris is on the phone to his mum 2 Being a dutiful son, I go online (flicking on the caps lock in the spirit of rebellion), only to discover said “new scheme” requires me to be a dental his year, my mother has decided she is going to start watching nurse. Or only applies to studio flats in Croydon. Or, in most cases, does The X-Factor. “Poor old Gamu, eh!” she says, during one of our actually involve a deposit. semi-regular phonecalls. “We were all rooting for her in the 3 I call back and gently report that, unless she and my stepfather village, and now I hear Simon Cowell’s had her deported.” are willing to invest £20,000 in my new home, it looks like I’m In my head, I begin to count. One... two... three... stuck renting for the time being. I would have thought, I say through clenched teeth, 4 She pretends not to have heard, and tells me she has to that considering her approach to immigration, she go because Spooks is on in a minute and the peas are boiling would have been all for Gamu’s repatriation. over anyway. “Don’t be silly, sweetheart. She’s from 5 Cha cha cha! Clackmannanshire. She’s got a Scottish accent. I do appreciate my mother’s concern. What Anyway, I was just calling to tell you we’re flying annoys me is, so long as she’s unwilling to give out to Florida next weekend and we’ve found a me a bunk up to the housing ladder’s elusive smashing little decal for the Hummer. It was on bottom rung, these calls are essentially the the internet and it’s the word ‘Obama’ with a telephonic equivalent of watching me jump and cartoon of a cowboy piddling all over...” flail from the top while shouting down that she Seven... eight... nine... can see my house from up there. Then “Oh yes, and something else I wanted to demanding to know why I haven’t bought it talk to you about. I was reading The Telegraph yet. Of course, that’s not the only irritation. this morning and they were saying there’s a “Do you have a pen? Right, it’s h... t... t... “I would have thought, I say through new scheme for first time buyers.” p... colon... remember this is all lower case, Ah. The new scheme. This dance I know sweetheart...” And I’m counting fourteen... clenched teeth, she would have well. The steps are as follows: fifteen... sixteen... 1 My mother, who bought her first house in been all for Gamu’s repatriation”
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University of Brighton to recreate The House That Kevin Built, bogus police & jobs on ice
house of the future that captivated millions of TV viewers is to be rebuilt in the centre of Brighton. ‘The House That Kevin Built’ was constructed live on TV in six days in 2008 for Channel 4’s Grand Designs Live and was heralded as the UK’s first low-energy prefabricated house made from eco-friendly materials. The house was later dismantled but the concept is being reborn in the courtyard of the University of Brighton’s Faculty of Arts in Grand Parade. Kevin McCloud (pictured above), the British designer who presented the TV programme, is backing the idea along with Brighton & Hove City Council and the Building Research Establishment (BRE), the construction industry’s research and consultancy organisation. The university, which plans to involve students, staff and the community in the project, is donating the land and the university’s
Development and Alumni office is looking for construction firms, green groups and individuals to help raise £300,000 required to build the house. Visit www.brighton.ac.uk/ thehousethatkevinbuilt Cops selling their equipment and uniforms on eBay and a woman PC tipping off the other side about a police raid: not the service’s finest hour. A BBC investigation claims the sale of uniforms and gear provides a few unscrupulous officers with extra cash – and some offenders are buying the items to pose as police officers during burglaries. A Portslade pensioner was conned out of £25,000 by bogus police using warrant cards. Dozens of genuine police items have been spotted on online sites including a Sussex warrant card holder. Sussex Police said they had no evidence of officers selling kit. Meanwhile, a former Sussex PC will be sentenced next month after pleading guilty to tipping off a drug dealer about a police raid. In a separate incident, a former police officer has been charged with fraud in connection with £3,500 worth of found property. City MPs were at loggerheads over an unsuccessful bid to lift the smoking ban in pubs and clubs: Brighton Kemp Town’s Simon Kirby and Hove’s Mike Weatherly were in favour, citing the libertarian argument, but Pavilion’s Caroline Lucas said the government needs to
Brighton and Hove City Council leader Mary Mears on new city council houses
or the first time in 30 years, new council house building is back on the agenda in Brighton and Hove. We have put in a bid to government to redevelop Ainsworth House, an ageing sheltered housing scheme. In its place, we hope to be able to provide some much-needed family accommodation, which would be owned and managed by the council. Back in 2007, the tenants and leaseholders voted overwhelmingly to retain the council as their landlord and we are honouring the result of that ballot by seeking additional investment for both new and existing homes.
step in to protect people from the negative and potentially deadly effects of others’ actions. Julia Forbes from Hollingbury emailed: “I hate smoking but pubs should be free to choose if they want smoking bars as long as there are big signs up so every customer knows the score. If Caroline’s argument was adopted for everything then the government would ban cars.” What do you think? Email firstname.lastname@example.org Meanwhile, an ice rink for 200 skaters will be built in the Royal Pavilion Gardens for three months ending in late January. The city council has approved the scheme which includes a bar and restaurant and floodlights. Around 130 mainly part-time jobs will be created. Operators plan to open the rink from 10am to 10.15pm, with 10 sessions per day, starting 13 November. Planning committee chairman Councillor Lynda Hyde said: “This will be very popular and it will provide us with income to help maintain the Royal Pavilion.” She said the Pavilion will be slightly obscured but “advantages outweigh the disadvantages.” This will be warming news during winter months – and the season of government economies and job cuts.
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Well done to Ruby Grimshaw for having principles and choosing not to eat in restaurants serving foie gras. I too will never eat anywhere that sells a pate created by force feeding ducks and geese directly into their stomachs via a funnel. The animal’s liver expands to ten times its usual size, becoming diseased and can leave the bird unable to move. Many bleed to death after having their throats punctured. What an unbelievably cruel practice, I’m happy to say my friends agree and also do not wish to eat in restaurants with it on their menu. I strongly believe that the selling of foie gras should be banned. Regards, M Turner, via email Hi there, just thought I would let you know that myself and my partner Richard met Sheryl Crow – yes, Sheryl Crow – on Brighton prom on Sunday afternoon. She was just strolling along with a few friends and her two little children – we stopped her very politely and had a lovely chat with her for a couple of minutes – she was very accommodating, really friendly and it made our year as we are both huge fans!! She told us this is the first time she had ever been to Brighton, loved it and was considering looking for real estate here!! It was amazing – we then spoke to some friends later that day who had spotted Jimmy Carr in Starbucks in Jubilee Street, looking over a script, and Pete Burns outside a cafe in North Laine! Seems Brighton was full of celebs on Sunday but Ms Crow was certainly the best spot ever and fab that she took the time to talk to us, shake our hands and ask our names! Sonia & Richard, via email You can also write to: Letters, Latest Homes Ltd, Unit 1, Level 5 North, New England House, New England Street, Brighton BN1 4GH
Therefore, it was very There is a big demand for pleasing last week to hear new affordable housing in the that Brighton and Hove has city and I have made it one of been judged the country’s my top priorities as leader of third most sustainable city the council to address this. Of by Forum For The Future. course, suitable land is very We have worked very hard hard to come by, bounded as over the last few years to we are by the Downs to the Cllr. Maria Caulfield, the Council’s ensure that environmental north and the Channel to the housing cabinet member with tenants concerns are at the heart of south. We must, therefore, everything we do as a take every opportunity we can council. For example, we were one of the first of redeveloping brownfield sites such as Ainsworth councils to embrace the 10:10 campaign, we are House. We hope this will be the first of many new running a £6m energy efficiency grant scheme to housing schemes in the city, working closely with help householders cut costs and emissions, and tenants to provide more badly needed homes. our ‘Be Local, Buy Local’ campaign has encouraged One thing that we must seek to ensure, as with all residents to support local shops and produce. new housing in the city, is that it meets the highest Clearly, we won’t rest on our laurels – there is environmental standards. After all, around 16 per always more that can be done – but I am very cent of all the UK’s greenhouse gas emissions are encouraged by our progress to date. from housing.
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PNAU + IS TROPICAL + NEW YOUNG PONY CLUB (DJ SET)
Concorde 2, 9 December, £8, 01273 673 311, www.concorde2.co.uk D.A.N.C.E launch party featuring a rare live show from Aussie duo Pnau (one of whom was part of Empire Of The Sun), currently writing their fourth album with Elton John.
Ropetackle Folk Club, 17 December, £12, 01273 464440, www.ropetacklecentre.co.uk Join the multiple BBC Radio 2 Folk Awards nominee for a festive set from her local, Castleton carols to well known songs and her celebrated arrangement of The Coventry Carol, with special guests Anna Massie and Chris Sherburn.
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Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 16 June, £24£27.50, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org Cameroonian blues man Muntu Valdo guests with everyone’s favourite South African a cappella group.
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The legendary Treason Show is celebrating its 10 year anniversary with a ‘best-of’ show at The Theatre Royal Brighton on Sunday 7 November.
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TEN YEARS OF TREASON
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Shoegaze-influenced indie rockers The Last Cry’s Rebekka is rapidly starting to look like something of a dominant force with this week seeing yet another week at the top of the charts. Meanwhile ‘80sinfluenced dark electro-pop duo Tenek take the number two slot with ‘No Time For Fighting’ as pop singer-songwriter Panos Christofi hits number three with ‘Sunshine’. Climbing 23 places to four, the Gary Numan-influenced synth-rocker Vortex Generator is at four with ‘Water Bleeding’ as the glum EBM of Chaos Borne’s ‘Watching’ climbs from 13 to fill the number five slot.
Concorde 2, 5 March 2011, £10, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk NYC indie of the drawling, lanky, frizzy-haired, mustachioed variety from the author of great lo-fi pop singles ‘Radar Detector’, ‘Constellations’ and several new dance moves.
John Steed (Patrick Macnee) and Emma Peel (Diana Rigg) are called to duty for some challenging missions once more. Tackling more futuristic storylines of an increasingly sci-fi bent, including killer automata and invisible foes. This must-have DVD collection is released on 25 October (Optimum Home Entertainment). Q In which decade was The Avengers first broadcast?
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Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 17 April, £28.50£32.50, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org The surviving members of Havana’s most famous club band now tour as this 13 member outfit, joined here by singer Omara Portuondo.
Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 5 March, £20, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org The diminutive Scottish singer with the big voice returns with a new album, Tiger Suit, and a new direction, “nature techno” (though tribal folk pop might be a bit more accurate).
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08 SNAP SHOTS
Snap Shots Photographer Diana Frangi captures the faces and places that define our city. This week: singer Johanna Harman
About a year ago I decided to start taking trapeze lessons as I’ve always had a secret desire to join the circus. I’ve found that some of my best songs come to me when I’m flying upside down through the air. I’ve been lucky to work on projects with some world class producers but now I just want to make my debut album under my name with my own songs or songs written for me by other artists. I want to make a sincere, classic record without worrying about trends
Jo Harman taking a break from rehearsals. After a very rewarding musical education working with some of the best musicians in the country as well as recording with Grammy winning producers, Jo is ready to make her own music. Blessed with an evocative and soulful voice, she is working on her new album, which will see the light of day in early 2011. In the meantime you can catch Jo live, supporting British soul legend Omar, at Concorde 2 on 11 November 11. For more info visit www.joharmanproject.com
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Celebcity with Jo Brooks Sharleen Spiteri in your local, Pete’s tweets for Mysterious Girl, and everyone’s crazy for vajazzles
THE ONLY WAY IS SUSSEX Since the first episode of hit ITV2 show The Only Way Is Essex aired recently, everyone’s been talking about vajazzles. Vajazzling involves sticking small decorative jewels onto your skin resulting in a blinging bikini area! In the first episode, beautician Amy, one of the stars of the series, gave her friend and client Sam a vajazzle. Minutes later this Hollywood treatment became a trending topic on social networking site Twitter with girls all over the country talking about having one! Even Alan Carr got involved, tweeting about vajazzling! According to ITV2, 54 per cent of women say they now want a vajazzle! The Lanes Health and Beauty in Brighton have had constant calls with local girls wanting one! Julie will launch this treatment on 29 October in the salon and will charge £10. There is already a waiting list. Sign me up!
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illion-selling Scottish singer Sharleen Spiteri performed a special stripped down acoustic gig in an intimate venue last Thursday. The appearance was part of the weekly open mic night hosted by Brighton’s Juice 107.2 FM DJs Andrea Fox and Tony Marks at The Windmill Pub on Upper North Street. The event showcases local talent and features special acoustic sets from the cream of Brighton’s bands. The former Texas frontwoman played three songs selected from a catalogue spanning 20 years. After asking the audience if they were up for joining her in a good old sing-song, Sharleen opened her set with the top 10 hit from 1989 ‘I Don't Need A Lover’. She even performed an extra track for the lucky crowd after they begged the singer for more. The crowd were treated to her top 10 1997 hit with Texas, ‘Halo’. Ramona The successful Scottish singer said: “I never get to play gigs like this anymore... I’ll come back every Thursday if you’ll have me!” Sharleen is keeping busy, what with releasing solo material, performing in our local, and appearing on Sky1’s Must Be The Music show with Jamie Cullum and Dizzee Rascal. The star also manages Ramona, a four-piece Brighton band who have drawn comparisons to The Ramones, Blondie and The Strokes with their modern female-fronted pop tunes. Ramona also performed at the open mic night, playing an acoustic set of four songs, before heading off on a UK tour supporting US artist Lissie. Ramona, fronted by the gorgeous Karen Anne, are surely set for stardom.
I was delighted to be tweeted by Peter Andre last week. The star was posting about his new fragrance but just referred to it as MG. Thinking it was a bit odd that it was named after a small British sports car – I sent him a tweet asking what the initials stood for. To my surprise he tweeted immediately saying ‘@Brightonseagull it stands for Mysterious Girl!’ Glad you cleared that up for us Peter. You can catch Peter live as he will be playing the Brighton Centre in February next year.
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ROBYN’S NEST Enjoy brown Windsor soup, boeuf bourguignon and a black forest gateau served by an Irishman with only one arm as a Tony Britten-a-like upbraids a simulacrum of Richard O’Sullivan. PORRIDGE Queue up holding a flight tray to be served a dollop of sloppy instant mash and a ladle of grey stew and watch wardens Barrowclough and MacKay’s philosophical disagreement about the penal system while ‘Orrible Ives tries to smuggle some Benzedrine out of the infirmary by secreting it up his rectum.
HOME TO ROOST Have an intimate romantic meal at home with John Thaw, which is ruined by Reece Dinsdale returning unexpectedly early and drunk from a punk rock concert and knocking the standard lamp into the soup, splashing it over your best dress. DESMOND’S Have your hair cut by a professional while tucking into jerk chicken, gumbo and curried goat and delighting in the antics of Porkpie and other cast members you might not remember. LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE-TASTING Sip a 1992 Riesling while hurtling down a country lane in a bathtub with casters on. ONLY WHEN I LAUGH Dine in comfort wearing pyjamas, a tartan dressing gown and plaid slippers while the mummy’s boy to your right and the upper class blackguard to your left conspire to raid the bottom tier of the Dairy Box you were saving for Match Of The Day without Richard Wilson noticing.
>Brailsford on Bins: The Treason Show head honcho Mark Brailsford gives the lowdown on Brighton street bins.
>Dave Bramwell interviews Mike ‘Atters’ Attree.
>Highcroft Villas: The place to be?
With 21 year old Daisy Popwell (as part of her work experience.)
>Mike ‘Atters’ Attree interviews Dave Bramwell.
>Rock talk: All that’s hip on the
In • Thin blue • Thin Red • Plimsoll • Siegfried Party • Hard (According to Terence Trent D'Arby) Out • Maginot • Wavy • Onedin • Siegfried • Visible panty
scene – including an interview with Nick Cave’s plumber, and a member of the Brighton Beach Boys (not Ralph Brown).
>Burlesque: The next big thing? Some tart who works in an erotic boutique, in a corset, investigates.
>What’s on? Profile of the week’s
upcoming events including: Para-para-jumping at Devil’s Dyke, Trouser-less Concerts at the Meeting House, the World Wedgie-giving Festival at the Brighton Centre, and Hove Town Hall’s Annual Mega Speed Date.
>Mark Brailsford interviews Mike
‘Atters’ Attree and Dave Bramwell.
CHEF! Enjoy an entirely incident-free Michelin two-star meal in a convivial atmosphere, the calm of the evening punctuated by infrequent
IN & OUT – LINES
>NEXT WEEK: Half-hour special
dedicated to superstar Stephen Grant.
fter the success of the Faulty Towers dining show, in which audience members are served a three-course meal by characters faintly resembling the protagonists a of a well-loved situation comedy, others have jumped on the bandwagon bandwagon (so to speak) and are presenting foodbased immersion theatre events of their own.
appearances by a bad-temperedlooking black cook from Dudley.
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L7 INTERVIEW 11 who played Freddy Krueger in one movie was there, and Tobe Hooper who directed Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Poltergeist. Some circles of filmmaking, like the Soho set, are very elitist. Horror directors make films about these heinous subjects and yet they’re the most warm-hearted, embrasive people you’ll meet. I really like the family environment. Another Brighton director, Howard Ford, his film The Dead screened the day after mine. He’s made a zombie movie in Africa – an amazing achievement.
SCREAM TEST As his new werewolf flick 13 Hrs arrives in time for Halloween, Brighton director Jonathan Glendening chats to Bella Todd about making a horror film on a budget
very year 30,000 horror fans descend on the West End for FrightFest, the UK’s biggest celebration of things that make you go eeeeeek! Among them this summer – and both written and directed by Brightonians – was 13 Hrs, which sees Isabella Calthorpe, Gemma Atkinson and Tom Felton (aka Draco Malfoy) get bloody in a stately home. We caught up with the man behind the camera to talk about tardy werewolf suits and seaside sludge monsters, why horror directors are the nicest people you’ll ever meet, and a strange apprenticeship interviewing stroke victims for Kenneth Branagh’s Frankenstein...
filming. The whole finale is in the big stately home ballroom. So I had to shoot all the shots left to right on the actors on day five, and all the shots in the other direction – on a mock-up, on day 18 – of these German stuntmen in monster suits, with the costume guy on set still trying to sew them up, going ‘I told you it wasn’t ready!’ I’ve learnt so many things. I’ve learnt that if you only have a small budget, do the film as just people in a room talking about stuff. Like Saw. But instead I set off on a rampage to try and outdo Hollywood!
Let’s start you off with an easy one – what’s the best horror film ever made? When I was five I watched Jaws three times at the cinema in Eastbourne. The seats had rips! Jaws does the fundamental thing of scaring you without necessarily showing you anything, plus you have the three great character actors of the ’70s. Each time you’re waiting for the moment when Ben Gardner’s head falls out of the boat into Richard Dreyfuss’ face. You know it’s coming. And yet it still gets you every time, because it’s off the beat.
“You’ve got a 20 stone electrician ramming a door with a stick, pretending to be a werewolf...”
Why did you opt for werewolves with 13 Hrs? It was less a desire to make a werewolf film, than to make a horror film about a family in conflict. The appearance of the werewolf has upset some traditionalists. The concept is that it’s like a virus, a disease. It just turns you... rabid. We hear you had some costume issues... We had access to Longcross Studios, a stately home film studios in Surrey, but we had to film between certain dates because Clash Of The Titans were moving in. The effects department said it would take six weeks to deliver a monster suit. Okay, well, I need it in six days! Then I found out we only had the studios for the first five days of
How do you achieve low budget scares? The biggest thing is you just have to be faster when you’re filming. Turn round to your cameraman, ‘Was that scary?’ ‘Yeah.’ ‘Okay, move on.’ It’s hard to tell how scary something is on set, when you’ve got a 20 stone electrician ramming a door with a stick, pretending to be a werewolf, or a special effects person with a paintbrush dipped in red going flick flick flick. What’s funny is you can get scared when the cast are doing their thing. They’re good actors portraying fear. And when they’re going through it you do feel the goosebumps – despite the 30 crew members standing behind you. All the directors went out for lunch at FrightFest. That must have been quite some conversation... It was very gossipy. The American guys who made Hatchet I and II are really intelligent, and the guy
Do you look for anything particular in a horror audition? Do you do a scream test? We did a lot of improvisation with Isabella [Calthorpe] and Gemma [Atkinson] – in maybe a slightly cruel way. ‘Your family’s just been murdered by a werewolf: go!’ Improv gives you an indication of how fast and good the actors are going to be on set – when you’re working under such time constraints, you just need everyone to be spot on. So I had Gemma Atkinson crawling around on the floor, sobbing. I’m thinking, FHM would pay me good money for this! We deliberately cast to type so we could then twist it. Are Harry Potter fans going to be surprised by Tom Felton’s performance? I think so. He plays the best friend of the brother. Again, we’re using preconceptions. ‘That’s Malfoy from Harry Potter, he’s bound to be evil...’ Which creature from horror movie history would you least like to be done in by? Floating in open water with a limb hanging off has got to be the worst. Tell us about working on Frankenstein with Kenneth Branagh and Robert De Niro... Back in ’92 I sent Kenneth Branagh my first short film, Roadside. He’d just started making Frankenstein, and he invited me to do research for cast members. Aidan Quinn was playing a polar boat captain so I dug up ships’ logs at the Greenwich museum from all the boats who’d done that passage in that era. Tom Hulce was playing a doctor in Geneva, so I looked up the medical history of Geneva. Then I got a call: ‘would you like to do Bob’s?’ I met De Niro, asked what I could do for him, and he said, ‘I want to know about drunk Irishmen’. So I went out videotaping drunk Irishmen in Kilburn, almost getting myself mugged in the process. The concept behind De Niro’s monster was that it was a bit like a stroke victim. So I also went to stroke hospitals and interviewed stroke victims with their permission. And they would read the script, and I would tape them speaking. When I saw Frankenstein, I could recognise which of the patients I’d met was speaking when De Niro spoke. Can you see yourself making a horror in Brighton? Why not? The 13 Hrs writer, Adam Phillips, is my best mate, and he lives in Brighton too. Brighton is full of visual opportunities. I was up driving by the racecourse cemetery the other day. You’ve got that view over Brighton with all the gravestones in the foreground... And I have definitely looked at the sea and thought, ‘Yes! Jaws in Brighton!’ Maybe we could have some sort of pollution sludge monster. But I get sea sick... 13 Hrs is out now on DVD and Blu-ray. To win one of four copies, email email@example.com with ‘13 Hrs’ as the subject and tell us: which Harry Potter actor stars in 13 Hrs? Closing date Friday 5 November
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013_LS498_Chestnut Treehouse_Seven Editorial 21/10/2010 18:53 Page 1
COVER FEATURE 13
Actress Julie Graham talks to Latest 7 about being a patron for Chestnut Tree House Children’s Hospice and why she’s looking forward to the Snowman Spectacular Ball
hen Latest 7 talks to Julie Graham, the Scottish-born actress is eagerly anticipating this year’s Snowman Spectacular Fundraising Ball. The event is a huge charity fundraiser for local children’s hospice Chestnut Tree House and takes place at the Brighton Hilton Metropole on Saturday 4 December. Raymond Briggs’ iconic images from the ever-popular story The Snowman have become synonymous with the ball, which returns for its third year, and Briggs, like Julie Graham, is a patron of the hospice. Their Snowman Ball is the most glamorous way to kick off the festive season. “Everyone gets dressed up to the nines,” Julie says. “I’ve got two step-daughters who are 13 and ten, who I took last year. We went out shopping for nice fancy clothes and they loved it!” The ball, of course, is also raising vital funds for a good cause. “Local businesses in Sussex are extremely generous in supporting the ball,” Julie continues. “But we need more businesses to get involved because they are the heart and soul of it – as well as individuals. I think every penny raised by individuals and businesses should be morally matched by the government. People should lobby their local MP; we've got a Green MP in Brighton now, maybe she'll have more of a say...” At present, less than 10 per cent of funding comes from the government, with fundraising events relied upon to keep the hospice running and continuing with their work. Last year’s ball raised £60,000 on the night, so their aim will be to top
that amount this year. Famous faces and fantastic entertainment make it a night to remember. Guests at this year’s ball will enjoy a three-course meal and entertainment in the form of magic and comedy from Paul Zenon and music from Still Drifting, featuring former lead singer of The Drifters, Ray Lewis. “They have a public auction with great lots,” Julie says. “They have celebrity chefs who will come and
Chestnut Tree House relies on fundraising events like this to provide care for the 210 children and families they look after each year. They provide care for children with life-limiting conditions and respite for their families too “What makes the charity very special is that it helps any family, regardless of class, race or age,” Julie continues. “That’s why it's really important people get involved, because it does affect
“Chestnut Tree House always need people to get involved. Attending the Snowman Ball is a fantastic way to support the hospice and the children and families in their care”
cook in your home, trips to New York, trips all over Europe; you can win sporting memorabilia and celebrity memorabilia. There's a lot of stuff people can bid for, and a silent auction too. These are always phenomenal as people donate fantastic things.”
everyone. Even small things like fundraising events at schools, colleges or universities – any amount of money raised is going towards a fantastic cause.” Other Chestnut Tree House fundraising events include The Night To Remember midnight walk in
summer and the Santa Fun Run in winter, but the Snowman Ball is definitely one of the most spectacular events on the calendar this festive season. Julie is always looking for opportunities – aside from the big fundraising events on the calendar – to raise money and awareness for the local hospice. “Local fundraisers are always the best,” she says. “Even in London it can be hard to ask them to do a whip round in the audience, because even though it’s a fantastic charity it's not in their area. I think people get more involved if they know it's a local charity in their community.” Julie Graham moved to Brighton from London 10 years ago and has two children with her husband, and has two step-daughters. “I’d had enough of living in London and felt I wanted to be close enough to work there. I grew up by the sea and always loved Brighton so it seemed like the natural place. Plus people are always really lovely and laid back here.” The actress is most recognised for her work on TV’s William And Mary. “That and Survivors,” she says, referring to her role as Abby Grant in the hit BBC show. The actress has currently swapped the TV cameras for the live stage: “I'm doing a play in a theatre in London, and I have about a month to go. I haven’t been on stage since before I had children, so it was pretty nerve wracking. I’d been wanting to do it for ages but just hadn’t found the right project and it’s also difficult with young children as a lot of it is touring.” Back in Brighton the star remains heavily involved in supporting the Arundel-based Chestnut Tree House. “The hospice has an amazing atmosphere and the people who work there are incredible. Paradoxically, it’s a very uplifting experience. You’re made to feel very welcome when you go there, so I would urge anyone to visit – the building is incredibly inspiring.” The hospice always need businesses and individuals to get involved. Supporting Chestnut Tree House through attending the Snowman Ball is a fantastic way to help the children and families in their care. “Apart from the fact that it is a great fundraiser, it’s also brilliant fun,” Julie adds. “They've always got great guests. Some of the families and the children from the hospice come along too. It’s a festive ball; it’s a time to dress up, and it’s also a great reminder about the amazing work the hospice is doing. Guests are contributing to a great cause and everybody comes away having had a great time.” The Snowman Spectacular Fundraising Ball, Saturday 4 December, Brighton Hilton Metropole Hotel, 7pm, tickets from £85. For more information or to book call 01903 871817 or visit www.thesnowmanspectacular.org.uk Chestnut Tree House Children’s Hospice, Dover Lane, Arundel, West Sussex, BN18 9PX, 0845 450 5820, www.chestnut-tree-house.org.uk
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SUCCESS & THE CITY
City gem Si Beales takes a regular look at some of Brighton & Hove’s most successful businesses. This week he discovers a jewel in the crown – Baroque jewellers in the heart of the The Lanes
t’s been quite a year for Brighton’s Baroque jewellers. They were named number 11 in Retail Jeweller magazine’s list of the country’s best independents, and now they have been listed in Professional Jeweller’s ‘Hot 100’. This is particularly pleasing for Pippa, Jason and Kyle, joint owners of Baroque, as they take pride in recognition from their industry peers. But Baroque have always been a bit special. Before founding the successful business, members of the team worked with well known brands including Graff and Theo Fennel. In a sense, they bring the best of London’s Bond Street to the South Coast but with their own Brighton twist. You only have to look at some of the celebrities they have worked with: Ronnie Wood, James Morrison and Kylie Minogue for example. Or take comedian Rufus Hound, who wanted bespoke wedding rings spelling out ‘Hitched’ for himself and his partner. Baroque were able to take his brief, develop designs and models for him and create two stunning rings that will stand the test of time. It’s a great example of Baroque’s work in creating inspired and original pieces that express their clients’ desires and become the heirlooms of the future. What a great way to make a living... The thing I like most about Baroque is they are not stuffy or formal. They have a sense of fun and excitement about them but it’s always coupled with exceptional standards and attention to detail. Plus they cater for all budgets and treat each customer with the same respect. This quality, commitment and
value means they really have been hard at work lately. As well as bespoke wedding and engagement rings they create their own range of jewellery, which sits alongside other brilliant designers like Shaun Leane and Stephen Webster in their Union Street showroom. They are also hard at work behind the scenes, ensuring fairtrade and ethical stones are sourced wherever possible – like their diamonds, which all adhere to the Kimberley Process Certification Scheme. Baroque has just launched a gift token scheme for Christmas where the recipient is given a piece of silver jewellery, which they can then exchange to a certain value for a commission or an item in store. Baroque really are a great example of ‘success and the city’ and I’m sure we are going to be hearing plenty more about them in the years to come. Baroque, 9 Union Street, Brighton, BN1 1HA, 01273 777003 www.baroquejewellery.com
If you would like to be considered for Success and the City please contact Si Beales at firstname.lastname@example.org
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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD & DRINK 15
Food & Drink Andrew Kay starts the day with Bonjour Breakfast and ends it with a pre-show dinner at The Brighton Centre
Dawn to dusk B
reakfast is the most important meal of the day, or so we are told. There are times when breakfast for me consists of toothpaste, and even that is taken in a hurry. But when I get the chance I love breakfast in all its forms from the light continental to a big full English. When I heard about Bonjour Breakfast I was fascinated; the idea of a fresh breakfast delivered to my door sounded too good to be true, but it was. It’s a simple process of visiting their website, choosing what you want and placing your order and delivery time. The only requirement is that you live in a BN1, BN2 or BN3 postcode. The variety on offer is huge, from teas and coffees, jams, honey and pickles, to pastries and porridge. They even offer champagne and newspapers! I made a broad sweeping selection and awaited the result... I can report that Bonjour Breakfast is a first-class idea that comes with brilliant service. When I specified 9am on a Sunday morning, 9am it was. The superb pastries were from Cocoa in Queens Road, a place which I already love. The fruit juices were delicious and the porridge was a revelation: no pan, no washing up and no need for a microwave. There was so much choice and best of all, if you spend £10 then delivery is free. For a personal treat that’s no more expensive than going to the greasy spoon for a fry-up. And what a great gift idea for a friend or loved one, having a top-notch breakfast delivered. I was so impressed that we have teamed up with Bonjour Breakfast to offer a special breakfast to a lucky reader! Send in a postcard marked ‘Bonjour Breakfast’ to the address at the front of the magazine or email email@example.com. Entrants must live in the BN1, BN2 or BN3 postcode areas. A winner will be selected at random. Closing date for entries is 4 November 2010. www.bonjourbreakfast.com
Supper and a show Life can be a busy old affair for us here at the wonderful world of Latest. I can often be out and about at dawn, at my desk all day, and then in one of Brighton’s many venues for a show after dark. Fitting in supper can be a logistic nightmare – but not when I am at The Brighton Centre. For certain events they now offer a pre-show dining experience that certainly delivers. Ms McT and I were there to see The Pet Shop Boys and decided to avail
ourselves of the two course with a glass of wine for a very sensible £19.95 each. The restaurant is on the upper level and boasts one of the best views in Brighton, looking directly out to sea. With such a view this space should be a busy restaurant all year round. But would the food match up? I am delighted to say it went far beyond: my chicken in a chive sauce with excellent spinach and first class dauphinoise potato hit exactly the right spot and Ms McT’s salmon with potato salad and mixed leaves was just as good. The puddings were great too. The chef obviously has a sweet tooth and these dishes delivered. I could have spent a whole lot more money on food of this standard and been rushed off my feet to do so, but here we had a good meal in a leisurely manner and our table was reserved for the interval too. As it was, I was fed, watered and in my seat in time for Neil Tenant to ask me what I had done to deserve this. To find out if this offer is available at your event and to book call 01273 292580. Brighton Centre, Kings Road, Brighton. What’s your favourite meal of the day? firstname.lastname@example.org follow me on twitter
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L7 Hotlist Eateries and bars catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk American Rock & Roller
Enjoy fabulous American-inspired food – including mammoth home-made burgers (beef, chicken and vegetarian), locally smoked ribs and sizzling steaks – at Rock & Roller. Upstairs you’ll find an entire floor dedicated to pool, with five tables to choose from. Join the Pool Loyalty Scheme – play nine hours and get a tenth hour free. Rock & Roller, 95 Western Rd, Brighton, BN1 2LB, 01273 710014, www.rock8roller.co.uk
British & modern European Bardsley’s
Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256
Superb rustic Tuscan menu mingled with English classics. Locally sourced or organic ingredients and rapidly gaining a reputation as one of Brighton’s most stylish eateries. One side is a proper pub with excellent real ales and log fire; the other a very grown-up stylish restaurant. It’s very child (and dog!) friendly too, and has a big garden for those late summer evenings. Lunch 12pm–3pm; dinner 6.30pm–9.45pm. 218 Dyke Road, Brighton, 01273 555672, www.dykepub.co.uk
The Restaurant At Drakes
Nestled inside Brighton’s finest designer hotel – the perfect setting for intimate dinners or private parties. Winner of two coveted AA Rosettes, Drakes offers exquisite cuisine with the highest quality seasonal ingredients.Twocourse menu for £28; three courses for £36. Five-course chef’s menu £50. Private dining room for up to 12 people. 43–44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE, 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com
now a fuller American menu at their new branch in St James’s Street. Look out for great pancakes, cobb salads and burgers as well as the full English. 24 Garnet House, College Road, 01273 818819, & 111 St James’s Street Brighton, 01273 818084, www.spinellicoffee.co.uk
French Cocoa Patisserie
Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton Station. Everything is homemade on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order. 48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412
New Steine Bistro
“With more than a soupçon of Gallic charm The New Steine Bistro are true bon viveurs. No fancy pants fashion fads here, but some well executed classics. Most importantly though is their open attitude: everyone gets the same charming welcome – guests and diners, locals and visitors alike – and when you have been once, you will want to return again and again.” – Andrew Kay, L7 food writer). Their reasonably priced menu starts at £12.50 for two courses, £14.50 for three, Sunday to Thursday; £16.50 for two courses, £18.50 for three on Friday and Saturday. A la carte menu available. Open 6pm. 10/11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415 www.newsteinehotel.com/restaurant.asp
Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan and gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk
The Chilli Pickle
This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10. 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.u
Great coffee and light snacks at this original and very popular Kemp Town Village café and
The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, with trendy interiors, and a menu with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95. Moshi Moshi
16–17 Market Street, Brighton BN1 1HH, 01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk
Japanese Moshi Moshi
Is there a better and cooler place to eat Japanese in Brighton? We don’t think so, and neither do Moshi Moshi’s ever-growing fan base. Their sushi is fantastic, the service great, and they’ve won a brace of awards for their work in fish conservation. If you’re not yet a Moshi member, you’re missing out: their 50% off on Moshi Mondays are a phenomenom. Opticon, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, BN1 1JS, 01273 719195, www.moshibrighton.co.uk
Spanish Agua Dulce
Winner of two AA Rosette awards, The Chilli Pickle is an Indian bistro in the heart of the North Lanes. The food is regional Indian cuisine executed at the highest level. Lunch is packed full of Indian street food as well as a good selection of Thalis, Kathi Kebabs and the ever popular Masala Dosa. Sumptuous feasts at dinner include the national award-winning Oxtail Madras. Belgian Beers, Original IPA, luxury loose teas and a well thought out wine list also feature. 42 Meeting House Lane, Brighton, 01273 323824, www.thechillipicklebistro.co.uk
stylish surroundings. Brilliant-value meal deals on blackboards outside – two courses £6.95, three £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Brighton Place, Brighton BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk
Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent value Italian food in Gars
If you like your tapas authentic then this is the place for you. Brilliant traditional Spanish food with regional specialities in relaxed surroundings. Superb meat, fish and seafood tapas plus excellent larger dishes like their honey roast milk lamb. Paella, sangria... all that’s missing is the Mediterranean sun. Agua Dulce 10-11 Kings Road, Brighton, BN1 1NE, 01273 328672. www.aguadulce-restaurant.com
Sawadee Thai Restaurant has been offering a warm welcome on St James’s Street to regular customers and new visitors to Brighton for nearly 10 years. Their experienced Thai chefs cook to order, so every dish is freshly made and comes to your table straight from wok or grill. The menu features plenty of seafood, simple grilled meats, traditional thai curries and tasty stir-fry dishes. Their set menus and lunch platters are a great way to try lots of different Thai tastes. Sawadee Thai Restaurant, 87 St James’s Street, Brighton, BN2 1TP, 01273 624233, www.sawadeethai.co.uk
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WAVE WORLD Health & beauty news & reviews FAIRLY COVERED – FAIRTRADE DUVET COVERS
We have an amazing prize to help keep you warm at night – perfect for the longer dark evenings and cold winter months ahead. Fairly Covered is a not-for-profit company based in Brighton selling gorgeous bedding. The company is run by Christine Gent who works directly with weavers in Bangladesh. The attention to detail and quality of these products are phenomenal – the duvet covers even come finished with coconut buttons made by Thanapara Swallows, a development NGO based in Bangladesh. Dyes are free from harmful chemicals and all cloth is hand-dyed and hand-woven or hand-embroidered. All duvets have matching pillowcases. Wave has teamed up with Fairly Covered to offer one lucky reader the chance to win a duvet cover and two pillowcases of your
choice. Log onto the website www.fairlycovered.com, choose the duvet size and colour (we’re loving the Hot Pink and Autumn Tiger duvet!) and email your selection to us, along with your contact details and the answer to the following question: What is the name given to two single beds on top of each other, traditionally found in a shared children’s bedroom? Email your answer to email@example.com with ‘Fairly Covered’ in the subject box. Don’t forget to leave your name and contact details. Closing date for entries: Tuesday 29 November
A must-have product this season is the ChapStick – guys, that goes for you, too. Harsh winter weather and dry air from the central heating will leave you lips looking less than luscious. For dry, chapped and sore lips, the ChapStick classic range is a staple for the months ahead. Try the original
ChapStick SPF 10, or the gorgeous flavours of apple, strawberry or cherry. For winter, we’re loving the ChapStick Medicated, which has cooling menthol and moisturising cocoa butter. Available from all good pharmacies and supermarkets nationwide, Wave has four sets of ChapSticks to give away to lucky readers, featuring all four products in the range. For the chance to win, just tell us: Which star sang about kissing a girl and liking the taste of her cherry ChapStick? Email your answer to firstname.lastname@example.org with ‘ChapStick’ in the subject box. Don’t forget to leave your name and contact details. Closing date for entries: Tuesday 29 November
Never underestimate the power of the beet! Beetroot, that is, and something we can’t get enough of at the moment. But if you can’t face eating the stuff (is it the Marmite of the veg world?) or you simply overlook it, then you can now get your dose in capsule form. The first beetroot capsule has launched from Power Health, containing all the key nutrients of beetroot juice including magnesium, potassium and nitrate – which is known for reducing blood pressure. It’s time to reach for the red stuff! Available from all good health stores and www.powerhealth.co.uk, £3.99 for 30 capsules.
This Halloween it’s okay to go the whole hog: costume shop, garish mask or over the top make-up... but if, ladies, you see Halloween as a night to be sexy and seductive (more than usual), then look no further than the Jemma Kidd make-up range. For dramatic cat eyes, pale skin and blood red lips, seek out the I-Tech Liquid Liner, On Set Mattifying Powder and Air Kiss Shine Lipgloss. What’s more, they come with handy application instructions, ensuring the end results are a true masterpiece. JK Jemma Kidd is available exclusively at www.asos.com
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Dear Jacquie Your health queries answered with Jacquie Lane, from the College of Naturopathic Medicine I’m so stressed I feel that I’m not in control of my life! What would you recommend? TF, Brighton When your body gears up to deal with stress, both mental and physical, two hormones (adrenaline and cortisol) are released to jump-start fats and carbohydrates in your body for quick energy. This reflects the way the human body functioned back in the days of our caveman ancestors, whose lives depended on how quick their “fight or flight” reactions were. Although we’re no longer running from mammoths or fighting rival tribes (our modern stresses are more mental), that biological programming is still there. Adrenaline increases your heart rate, blood pressure, cardiac output and carbohydrate metabolism. Cortisol directs the necessary energy to meet the increased needs of your muscles or brain to
respond to the stress. With chronic stress, cortisol levels go up and remain high. The first thing to do is to sort out your diet; nobody can handle stress successfully if they are nutrient deficient.
Stick to the basics of good quality vegetables and fruits – at least six portions a day – with wholegrains like oats and brown rice and good quality proteins like fish, beans and legumes. Avoid sugar as this can aggravate stress levels by playing havoc with your glucose and insulin levels. Nutrients contained in a good diet can really help with coping with stress. Magnesium is nature’s tranquilliser. Zinc deficiency can lead to irritability, chronic anger, poor memory, loss of taste and smell, and reduced ability to handle stress. The B vitamins are involved in many stress and energy processes. Vitamin C is required for the adrenals and omega-3 for brain function. There are also some excellent stressrelieving nutrient and herbal preparations on the market, which your therapist could recommend to you. The second thing to do is to try and avoid the very things that are stressing you! And get plenty of exercise, as the endorphins released as a result are very stress relieving. If you have a general health query that you would like to raise here you can email Jacquie at healthqueriesforWave@naturopath y-uk.com. Please note that Jacquie cannot enter into individual correspondence unless your query is chosen for publication.
Jacquie Lane is a lecturer at the College of Naturopathic Medicine (CNM) and the Director of Studies at CNM in Brighton. Jacquie also runs her own nutrition clinic in Brighton and manages a biological testing lab specialising in digestive issues.
CNM open evening If you would like to train to become a nutritional therapist, please book to attend CNM’s next open evening in Brighton. 01342 410505, www.naturopathy-uk.com
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Ethical hair Hairdressing with a conscience is the main agenda at 90 Degrees Hairdressing
t Brighton salon 90 Degrees, products from the Australian haircare brand Kevin Murphy line the window. But this isnâ€™t just to attract passers by. Martin and Joseph of 90 Degrees are passionate about the philosophy behind the organic range and so introduced it into the salon. The Kevin Murphy range is packed with antioxidants and are free from toxins and parabens. After all, as a consumer we opt for organic foods and natural skincare products, so why not choose products that are good for the hair and for the environment at the same time? Hair doesnâ€™t have to be worked into a rich lather for it to be squeaky clean. Organic products tend not to foam, but the result is still gorgeous, beautiful hair. Another belief is that we need hair colours packed with synthetic ingredients for the result to be vibrant and longlasting. Martin and Joseph have selected the plant-based Colour Herbe range for their salon, knowing the results are still phenomenal. Clients at 90 Degrees are given a bespoke service that will always begin with a detailed consultation. The intimate salon is the perfect relaxed setting to enjoy being pampered. Martin and Joseph bring a wealth of knowledge and experience and, together with a popular organic haircare brand, give clients the best possible hair day. 90 Degrees Hairdressing, 20b Norfolk Square, Brighton, BN1 2PD, 01273 778330
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the fight to shift the bulge, time can be against us. Revitalise has come up with the perfect assistance for people looking to lose inches – and fast. Laser lipo has graced the media in the last few years, praised for shifting ‘mummy tummies’, unwanted love handles, bingo wings, and increasing people’s confidence in the process. Liposuction without the surgery is how it’s described... Laser Lipo by Lapex BCS is non-invasive (no needles, no down time) and provides inch loss, skin tightening and cellulite reduction with instant results. The therapy takes between 20 and 40 minutes, targeting areas such as the stomach, love handles, bottom, thighs and arms. A program at Revitalise consists of one or two weekly treatments for four to eight weeks. Customers have lost around 10 inches from their waist in just one month. Clients will have a full consultation with a therapist and nutritional and dietary advice is offered at no extra cost. It may sound too good to be true; chatting to the experienced team at Revitalise will help you decide if Laser Lipo is for you.
Wave finds ways to give your mind, body and soul a complete service this winter
t’s not just your car that needs looking after over the winter months. It may well be easy to keep on top of an oil change, tyre checks and the overall appearance of your motor with a polish, wax and a hoovering out... but what about your own body work? And how well is your body running on the inside? Vehicle analogy aside, the human body is a fantastic and complex machine that needs to be looked after. Whether it’s mentally, physically or cosmetically, here we round up the best ways to give the mind, body and soul a complete service...
Happy weight Unfortunately, it’s far easier to pile on the pounds this time of year. Hiding under layers of clothing, eating for warmth and comfort (not to mention the excess sweet treats over Halloween) all factor in. But being overweight, aside from putting more physical pressure on the body, can make us unhappy. “A person can feel out of control emotionally and physically if they’re overweight,” says NLP practitioner and hypnotherapist Jonathan Conway. A balanced diet and plenty of exercise may seem like the simple solution, but it’s not always easy. “Being overweight is a form of addiction similar to dependency on smoking or alcohol,” Jonathan identifies. “Sometimes it is simply a habit and other times it is a sign of a deeper psychological issue.” Hypnosis can be a useful aid to helping a person change the way their eating habits. “I also suggest ‘focused eating,” Jonathan continues. “Don’t eat whilst watching TV or reading, so there is more awareness of how much you eat. Also, eat slower and put your food on a smaller plate [conscious eating].” Try giving yourself some time between when you think you are hungry and the time you eat to be sure it’s an emotional hunger and not a physical one. This needs to be combined with a safe amount of exercise – often a person who is overweight has lost the motivation for exercise. Through hypnotherapy, you can accomplish your goal of becoming slimmer – for the longterm. Increased self confidence, motivation and a greater sense of wellbeing is the result.
Turn up the heat Doing something for the mind, body and soul is easily achieved through Bikram Yoga. Practised in a hot room in temperatures of around 42 to 45 degrees centigrade, your body is warm and ready for action straight away. As you work through the 26 postures (asanas) and two breathing exercises, your body's internal and external temperatures become similar. This means the body is now more fluid and open; muscles stretch more readily and joints are more mobile. You will sweat in this class: it’s a great way to remove toxins nicotine, caffeine, excess alcohol and dangerous metabolic waste that can build in your body.
Through Bikram Yoga you are bending, stretching and twisting your spine, exercising the external and internal body: skeletal, muscular, nervous, lymphatic, circulatory, respiratory, urinary, digestive and reproductive systems.
Feel the power Power Plates are loved by celebrities and are equally adored by their trainers. That’s because the results are fast, visible, and a session beats hours sweating away in a gym. The Power Plate machines deliver a full body workout in a half hour class. The vibrating plates make muscles contract multiple times per second. You do 10 sit-ups on the Power Plate machine and it’s the result of doing three times as many. Strength, posture and improved balance can all be achieved. It’s a full workout and enjoyable too. At Revitalise in Hove, class sizes are limited to four people, meaning a personal approach and a laid-back atmosphere. That’s not to say you won’t be worked hard. What keeps Power Plates interesting is the range of exercises and movements that can be performed. It’s far more interesting – and beneficial – then running on a treadmill. Each class ends with gentle stretches and massage. The vibrating plate even increases bone mineral density, helping to prevent osteoporosis. Kristen at Revitalise swears by the improvement in skin tone: skin texture is improved and cellulite can be reduced when worked targeted! There’s a huge buzz about Power Plates, and with good reason too. The benefits are vast. Not only that, but people recovering from injury or with limited movement can join a beginners’ workout and reap the benefits too.
Perfect measures Ready for the upcoming party season with parties and little black dresses aplenty? No, us neither. In
Pure indulgence Taking the time to step back, take stock, and indulge in a little R&R will bring you even closer to increased wellbeing. A spa stay may be out of the question with the approaching holiday season, but there are plenty of ways to treat yourself here in Brighton. At urban day spa and beauty salon The Treatment Rooms, a few hours out of your day can make a huge difference in boosting your wellbeing. Choose a relaxing facial, pedicure or manicure for an instant pick-me-up. Unwind with a massage or rejuventate the skin with a body wrap. This will complete your full body service and leave you ready to face the winter head on – however cold it gets... Jonathan Conway, Hypnotherapist, NLP Master Practitioner & Coach: 01273 540425/07956 855 027, www.jonathanconway.co.uk Bikram Yoga, Olugbenga House, 26-28 Franklin Road, Portslade, 01273 420279, www.bikramyogabrighton.com Laser Lipo at Revitalise: Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sundays. Special offer: first offer only £50 (normal price £150), four sessions for £550, eight sessions for £950. Special reader offer: Tried the £50 tiral? Mention Latest 7 magazine to receive a further 20% off a course of Laser Lipo treatments. Power Plates at Revitalise: Try your first class for free! Single classes thereafter cost £20; one class a week at £40/month; two classes a week at £75/month; three classes a week at £100 a month; other special packages available. Revitalise, Church Road, Hove, 01273 738389, www.revitalise-u.com The Treatment Rooms, 21 New Road, Brighton, 01273 818444, www.thetreatmentrooms.co.uk
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What is... Hopi Ear Candle treatment?
Zara Baker experiences Hopi Ear Candles therapy at Revitalise
opi Ear Candles therapy is an ancient Indian ritual to relax and revitalise the body. I meet Sonia Campos at Revitalise in Hove to find out more about the alternative treatment as it’s largely unknown in western culture. Ask people about Hopi Ear Candles and they may have an idea of what goes on in the therapy because of the name. Misconceptions about the therapy include it simply being to treat wax build-up. The function of the candles is purely physical, as Sonia explains, but it’s to do with sound, scent and vibration to boost wellbeing. They can help those who suffer with headaches, migraines, stress, blocked ears and sinuses. The result is improved relaxation and calm.
£5 off hopi ear candles £10 off deep tissue massage £10 off colonic hydrotherapy Gift vouchers available Call Revitalise on 01273 738389 www.revitalise-u.com email@example.com
The Biosun earcandles Sonia uses are carefully handmade with natural ingredients. Measuring 22cm, the candles are meticulously created with natural cotton, bees wax, honey and aroma essences. There are different candles to suit a client’s needs. The traditional fragrance candles Sonia uses are honey, sage and camomile. Eucalyptus and pine is a wonderful option if you have blocked sinuses or are recovering from illness, as improved nasal breathing is a result. The candles originate from the centuries-old culture of the Hopi Indians, hence their name.
How it works A general health Q&A is also conducted at this point, as it is not recommended for patients with a perforated eardrum, inflammation in the ear, or if the patients is on prescribed medication. I lie on my side and the candle is placed in the ear. The sound of the flame creates a vibration that penetrates the eardrum. Sonia explains how this in turn, vibrates the inner ear bones treating it like an inner ear massage. The Eustacian tubes and sinuses are also reached, meaning blockages are broken down (mucus and earwax), meaning the body has an easier job of flushing waste through the lymphatic system. This form of detoxifying is incredibly beneficial to the body, whilst the essential oils work to promote calm and further increase wellbeing. Each candle takes about 10 minutes to burn down. It is never painful or unpleasant (though Sonia tells me to speak up if I am ever uneasy). It’s a strange sensation, just because it is different. It is very comfortable though, and once I adjust to the gentle sound of the candle burning, I focus on the scent of the essential oils to help me switch off. At first I feel very aware – which may be down to having a flame burning that I cannot see in close proximity. Quickly though, I relax and enjoy the sensation and think about what’s happening to both the ears and sinuses. Sonia is skilled and experienced in Hopi Ear Candles, and through her explanation and treatment, I come away having discovered a new holistic marvel. Revitalise, 86 Church Road, Hove, 01273 738389, www.revitalise-u.co.uk
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L7 WHAT’S ON
> Tuesday 26 October to Monday 1 November >
Andrew Kay talks to producer Nicola Haydn and director Áine King about their new production of Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Dracula is one of the most iconic figures of fiction. What does this production add to the already cluttered vampire genre? Áine: Dracula was a stage play before it was a film, so this production is bringing the genre fullcircle. The lunatic asylum is central to the story. Setting the action there helps to explore the story’s context: the institutional cruelty of that time, sexual repression, misogyny and social injustice. Does the play refer to Bram Stoker’s original or is this a work simply inspired by it? Áine: This is Bram Stoker’s story, but retold by the inmates at Stoneyfields Asylum. Perhaps they are the characters, driven mad by what has happened to them.
Vampires are hot news in American culture. Has this influenced you? Nicola: I don’t watch enough American TV to say whether it’s been influenced by current vampire fashion. I can guarantee it will be nothing at all like Twilight though! The production is set in the asylum. is the story told in hindsight or will we see enacted transformations and gore? Áine: The action is happening right now and transformations and gore a-plenty, although perhaps not where you’d expect.
How easy was it to ignore the ‘Hammer Horror’ adaptations? Áine: Impossible. Christopher Lee has been tapping at my window every night for weeks.
Do you think the Dracula story has a strong moral core? Is it an allegorical work? Áine: It’s a Victorian ‘ripping yarn’, not so much strong moral core as ‘stiff upper lip’. Allegorical? No. But Stoker worked for Henry Irving, who was by all accounts an absolute tyrant, controlling everyone around him and ‘bleeding them dry’.
Does your Dracula have white skin and slicked-back black hair or, like Francis Ford Coppola, have you been able to break the mould? Nicola: The treatment of vampires has moved away from the original Nosferatu stereotype. You’–ll have to see the show to find out!
Aine, you say this is the culmination of a piece you started thinking about when you were seven years old. Is Dracula really suitable for seven year olds? Áine: The nuns at primary school certainly didn’t think so; they were furious, and I was nearly expelled.
Stagelistings > Tuesday 26 October to Monday 1 November> BRIGHTON DOME, PAVILION THEATRE 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org If That’s All There Is Physical theatre from Inspector Sands, inspired by the Peggy Lee song. >27–29 October, 8pm, £12.50 Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus Big Wooden Horse Theatre Company with their charming show for young children. >29–31 Oct, 11am & 2pm, £7/£5, £22 family (two adults & two children) CHICHESTER FESTIVAL THEATRE, MINERVA 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk The Red Shoes Kneehigh present their passionate, irreverent, funny and rude version of the Hans Christian Andersen fairy story. >2–6 November, 7.45pm, 2.15pm matinee Thu & Sat, £18
GLYNDEBOURNE 01273 813813 www.glyndebourne.com Don Giovanni, La Cenerentola, The Coronation Of Poppea Glyndebourne on Tour present three productions: Mozart’s Don Giovanni; Rossini’s comedy La Cenerentola; and Monteverdi’s final work, The Coronation Of Poppea >Until 30 October, times and prices vary, from £10, visit website for details CRAWLEY: THE HAWTH, 01293 553636 www.hawth.co.uk Promised End Shakespeare’s King Lear inspires English Touring Opera’s new opera by British composer, Alexander Goehr. >1 November, 7.30pm, £16–£26 Tiny Volcanoes Full throttle rollercoaster ride through the dilapidated attractions of broken Britain from Paines Plough Theatre Company. >1 November, 7.30pm, £26, (Studio)
Stage Do you believe in vampires? Áine: The only vampires in this country are currently running it. There is a suggestion that the horror in the story is not real but imagined in the disturbed minds of the characters. Do you think that was Bram Stoker’s intention? Áine: No. Have you gone to great lengths to show horror or will it be psychological? Nicola: There will be horror, and I think it will be very scary – I'm scared during rehearsals! As with all good horror stories, the darkest fears tend to come from within, but it is still a horror story, rather than a psychological thriller Otherplace Productions has a growing reputation for excellence. This time you are at Latest Musicbar, will we see you working in other venues in the future? Nicola: That's very nice of you to say so. It is likely that we will use different spaces in the future; there are lots of spaces I’d absolutely
NIGHTINGALE THEATRE, BRIGHTON 01273 709709 www.nightingaletheatre.co.uk Drinks at Mine Five hour drop-in where artist-in-residence performance artist Wendy Houstoun uses the Nightingale as her own front room.. >30 October, 8pm–1am MARLBOROUGH THEATRE, BRIGHTON 0800 411 8881 www.brownpapertickets.co.uk Billy Budd Theatre North present a new adaptation of Herman Melville’s Tale of the Handsome Sailor as told by a gay man preparing to go out for the night. >8pm, 25–28 October, £8 THEATRE ROYAL BRIGHTON 08448 717650 www.theambassadors.com/theatreroyal Three Musketeers And The Princess Of Spain New production based on the characters created by Alexandre Dumas. >26–30 October, 7pm, 2.30pm matinee Thu & Sat, £17–£28.50 Thriller Live High octane show celebrating
love to work in! Is the National Theatre reading?) But if or when we do, our choice of venue is always led by the needs of the play. Quite often, once we’ve decided on a production to stage, we'll see if it can fit at our venue, Upstairs at Three and Ten, and if it can’t then we'll seek out an alternative that it would work in. Sometimes, as with The Importance Of Being Earnest at the Grand, the idea seemed so obvious once we’d had it we knew it was right. It was a similar case with Dracula, in that the venue itself just called out to us. Do you have plans to tour or is it dependent on finding the right location in which to create the atmosphere required for it to work? Nicola: We would love to take this to London. But for that we’d need to find absolutely the right space. Dracula, Latest Music Bar, Manchester Street, Brighton, 31 October–3 November, 7.30pm, £15, 01273 687171 www.otherplaceproductions.co.uk www.thelatest.co.uk/musicbar
Michael Jackson and the Jackson 5. >8–13 November, 7.45pm Mon–Thu, 5.30pm & 8.30pm Thu, 4pm & 8pm Fri, £17–£28.50 WORTHING: CONNAUGHT THEATRE, 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Carrie’s War Nina Bawden’s WW2 story of a girl and her brother sent to the Welsh mining valleys. Stars Brigit Forsyth and Hannah Waterman. >1–6 November, 7.30pm, 2pm matinee Wed, 2.30pm matinee Sat, £5.50–£24.50 VENUES ACROSS BRIGHTON www.whitenightnuitblanche.com White Night All night festival, which takes place on the last Saturday in October when the clocks go back. Every event has been created specially for the festival, for one night only. >30 October, venues across the city, events run between 6pm–7am, visit website for full details. www.whitenightnuitblanche.com
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MUSIC & CLUB LISTINGS
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AUDIO Lets Kill Disco. Indie music with a twist. 10pm, £3/2 DIGITAL Glitterati. It's sexy, fresh, funky and damn well classy, my friends. 11pm, £5/3 NUS HONEY CLUB Mojito Miami Beach Party. Brighton’s best urban and Latin DJs have lined up to hit you with pure party anthems. 10pm, free LIFE Vice Social. Prices are cheap and the music is banging. 11pm–3am, £3 LOLA LO Cocoloco. A social monumental night. 10pm
BEDFORD TAVERN Wine & Wisdom. The Bedford’s creative quiz kicks off at 8pm. 8pm CASABLANCA Fun-ki Disco. Funk band and Spanish grooves! 10pm–3.30am, free b4 11pm, £2/1after COALITION Adventures After Dark. Indie, ‘80s, ’90s hip-hop and house. 10.30pm–3.30am, £1 JAM Soundtracks. Come jive to Dirty Dancing, Pulp Fiction, Grease and more. Expect dirty dance offs and free popcorn! 8pm–2am, free b4 10pm, £4/3 after
BEDFORD TAVERN Games Galore. A variety of games available. 12pm CASABLANCA Back 2 Basics. Pop, soul & disco. 10pm–3am, free b4 11pm, £2/1 after COALITION Secret Discotheque. ‘70s, ‘80s, ‘90s & ‘00s pop. 10.30pm–3.30am, £4/1 LIFE Shameless. A midweek car crash of genres plus the infamous shameless raffle. 11pm–3am, £1 b4 1am LOLA LO Kitsch. An amazing party atmosphere and half price cocktails all night! 9pm, £5/3 PAVILION TAVERN The Moshpit. Brighton’s heaviest rock metal night. 10pm–3am, £2 b4 12am, £3 after
AUDIO Chew The Fat. Foamo, Reso & Warrior One. 11pm BEDFORD TAVERN Rocky Horror Night. A camp night of Rocky Horror. 8pm–1am, free BUTTERFLY SOCIAL CLUB Fashion Fridays. DJs spinnin’ reggae, old school & classic hip-hop. 10pm–2am COALITION Friday I'm In Love. Indie, funk, ‘60s and electro. 11pm, £4/1 CONCORDE 2 Freebass. Electro, Breaks, D’n’B, dubstep, jungle, oldskool, house, garage, rave & Reggae. 11pm–4am, free FUNKY BUDDHA LOUNGE Free 2 Be. DJs Jpaz, Hammurabi, Word & Mark Fullaflava. 9pm, £tbc H BAR BN-Free. Deep house and balearic bar grooves! 9pm–3am, free HONEY CLUB I Love R’n’B – Halloween Party.
R'n'B fused with a twist of cool hip-hop & funky house. 10.30pm–3am, ladies free b4 11.30pm JAM Oxjam. Fundraiser as part of a national Oxfam Campaign. 9pm–3am, £10/3 KOMEDIA Starring, DJ Yoda, Carnival Collective and over 150 performers, artist and musicians. 11pm, £15 THE HOPE Teen Creeps. Playing a hedonistic mix of electro/1977/new wave & synths. 10pm–2am, £5/4 THE LOFT Club Malicious. Guitar anthems & movie soundtracks. 10pm–3am, free entry with flyer b4 11.30pm, £3 after VOLKS In The Face presents a Halloween Special. Mashed-up music & warped dubstep. 11pm–6am, £4
AUDIO Warehouse. Kill Em All – Halloween Party. 11pm–4am, free b4 1am, £5 after BRIGHTON BALLROOM Proud Brighton Ballroom Hosts Spectacular Double Halloween Event. Twoday Halloween extravaganza. 10pm CONCORDE 2 The End of The World-Zombie Attack. The Halloween party to end all Halloween parties. It will be crazy. 10pm, £5 H BAR Beatsworkin Halloween Special. In association with Aura. Playing all the favourite tracks from back in the day till the present. 9pm–3am, £7 HONEY CLUB Haunted Halloween Party. Funky House, R’n’B, and nu disco. Halloween décor and fancy dress theme. 10.30pm–4am, tickets from The Dome Box Office JAM Fish Fry Halloween Special. Hot as hell spooky R’n’B, scorching Jamaican ska, voodoo blues, mambo, jazz and more! 10pm–3am KOMEDIA Halloween at the Komedia. 8pm–3am, £12/6
COALITION Carnivalesque presents Halloweenesque “Spooky-Doo.” Jazz, dub, electro swing, mash ups and more. Come dressed up, of course 8pm–1am, £12 DIGITAL Mr Scruffs Spooky Sunday Tea Party. Halloween is here. 9pm, £8 LOLA LO The Big Bang Halloween Special. The best house and dance music in town, and some darkly delicious treats. 11pm, £3 VOLKS Psychedlic Sundays. Psytrance & more. 2pm–1am, free
MONDAY 1 NOVEMBER
BEDFORD TAVERN Recovery. 12pm HONEY CLUB Playground. Commercial chart, R’n’B and UK funk with the odd dubstep banger. 11pm–3.30am VOLKS Strictly Reggae. Dancehall, bashment, roots & revival. 11pm–5am, £5/4.50
Badly Drawn Boy + Scott McEwan & The Candle Thieves The ‘90s favourite, beanie-wearing beardy bard returns after what seems like ages. Duke of York’s Picturehouse, 9pm, £17.50 The Mighty Diamonds ‘60s veteran Jamaican reggae stars with a 'Motown sound'. Komedia, 8pm, £12 Tinie Tempah The chart-topping South London rapper plays a sold-out show. Concorde 2, 6.30pm, £12
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Headwater + Rory Mulligan And The Imaginary Band + Adam Wilson Hunter Canadian good-time Americana. Latest Musicbar, 8pm, £8 Oxjam Music Festival Local acts club together to play for charity. Komedia, 7pm, £4 Swans + James Blackshaw The influential ’80s industrial experimentalists play a reunion tour after headlining Birmingham's Supersonic Festival. Should be special. Concorde 2, 7.30pm, £20
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Flying Lotus + Thundercat Dorian Concept + Richard Spaven + Kutmah + Darkstar + Klic + Duffstep Experimental Californian hip-hop star and music producer. Concorde 2, 11pm, £15 Paula Darwish + Alexia Chellun Traditional Middle Eastern music blended with rock; Turkish sounds particularly. Latest Musicbar, 7.30pm, £6 The Big Swing Six-piece band playing classic covers from the Rat Pack to Nina Simone. Latest Musicbar, 7.15pm, £10/8 The Complete Stone Roses A tribute to the Madchester legends. Concorde 2, 7.30pm, £14 The Spirit Of Gravity: John Wall +Tom Mudd + Twocsinak Experimental electronic music night. Komedia, 8pm, £5/4
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Bedouin Soundclash + The Skints Laid-back Canadian beats fusing reggae with a more exotic Middle Eastern sound. Komedia, 8pm, £10 Chrome Hoof Genre-spanning, danceable music veering from rock to disco to metal. Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 9pm, £16 Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip + Gaggle + Kid A The Essex spoken word and madly infectious beats duo; responsible for the great ‘Thou Shalt Always Kill’; more than a one hit wonder. Concorde 2, 8pm, £14.50 UB40 30th Anniversary Signing Off Tour The Brummie reggae stars celebrate 30 years in the business, albeit without ex-frontman AliCampbell. Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 8pm, £35
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Lloyd Cole Small Ensemble The cult ’80s pop-rock singer-songwriter plays acoustic versions of his classics. Komedia, 8pm, £20 Nick Aldwinckle
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Beach Of The Dead 2010: Justice Force 5 + Fidgital + Flying White Dots + Kitty Peels The annual mass zombie walk kicks off with
fri 29 oct cabaret bar: dusty's brighton's new lesbian night 9pm-2am £6/£8
manchester street, brighton
Brighton Jazz Club: Christian Brewer Quintet Weekly gathering for jazz musicians and fans. Komedia, 8pm, £tbc OMD The idiosyncratic eighties popsters return. Brighton Dome Concert Hall, 8pm, £29.50 One Night Only The Yorkshire pop-rock lads play songs from their new second full-length. Concorde 2, 7pm, £10 Tweak Bird LA metal with quirky jazz influences. Intriguing, for sure. Prince Albert, 8pm, £7.50
cabaret bar: headwater sensitively played beautifully sung roots music. rory mulligan&the imaginary band+adam wilson hunter 7pm £8
cafe bar: paula darwish+alexia chellun paula darwish and the country and
wed 27 oct
thurs 28 oct
eastern band mix musical styles 7.30pm £6
cafe bar: the wow wow club djs tiki stew+dave mumbles+memphis gee spinning the best rockabilly, rock'n'roll & wild r'n'b 8pm £1/£2
see website for details
tues 26 oct
some suitable ghoulish live music. Concorde 2, 5pm, £3 Chase & Status + MC Rage + Tempa T + Maverick Sabre + Prototypes Acclaimed indie-friendly dance acts. Digital, 10.30pm, £13 Dirty DC Tribute to AC/DC followed by the usual Classic Rock club night. Komedia, 8pm, £12 White Night The annual all night art and music event to mark the end of British Summer Time. Pavilion Theatre, Brighton Dome, 8pm, free
cafe bar: sirens goes to the monsters ball pole & burlesque comedy striptease halloween special! 11pm - 2am £7/£5
cafe bar: the enlightenment machine a ghost train of art-a jaunt through life&death in a series of installations 8pm-4am £4
sun 31 oct other place productions present... bram stoker's dracula adapted and directed by aine king & after party with live music and DJs 7.30pm £15
mon 1 nov
sat 30 oct white night cabaret bar: the illumination station use interaction with light to create music 8pm-late free
tel. 01273 687171
other place productions present... bram stoker's dracula is the monster howling outside? 7pm £12/10
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> send your music listings to email@example.com Musichighlights
> Tuesday 26 October to 1 November>
Freewheeling, fierce, sentimental and sexy, this Vancouver quartet has earned its reputation as one of the finest acoustic roots groups in recent years. Since forming in 2001, and with two albums under their belt, the band keep winning them new fans with their hooks, driving rhythms, adventurous steel guitar and mandolin solos, and beautiful three-part vocal harmonies. Support from the excellent Rory Mulligan & His Imaginary Band and Adam Wilson Hunter. Wednesday 27 October, Latest Musicbar
With Jeff Hemmings
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Although his latest album, It’s What I’m Thinking Part One: Photographing Snowflakes is rather disappointing (and with a title like that, is it any wonder?), this former Mercury Music Prize winner has a strong enough back catalogue to make me think that was just an aberration... Tuesday 26 October, Duke of York’s
DAN LE SAC VS SCROBIUS PIP
Popular hip-hop outfit whose blend of humour, insight and passion has seen them embraced by the indie/student massives. Glitchy, beat driven minimalist sounds provide the staging for their geeky lyrics. Sunday 31 October, Concorde 2
A great-nephew of John Coltrane, the sensational (if slightly out there) Flying Lotus, aka Steven Ellison, is an experimental multigenre music producer and laptop musician who, as well as producing tonnes of music for commercial TV (which, let’s face it, is where the dosh is these days...) is a radical artist on the super-trendy Warp label. This year’s Cosmogramma is a minor classic – a technojazz-funk mash up of futuristic proportions. Thurdsay 28 October, Concorde 2
LOUD’N’PROUD Michael Gira has reactivated the notoriously loud Swans, ready to shake the city’s foundations
fter years of pursuing Angels Of Light and recording and producing a diverse roster of artists for his Young God label (including Devendra Banhart), Michael Gira has decided to re-activate his legendary group Swans. “This is not some dumb-ass nostalgia act,” he says. “I needed a way of moving forward, in a new direction, and it just so happens that reviving the idea of Swans is allowing me to do that.” For the uninitiated, Swans are an American outfit, active from 1982-1997, and initially emerging from the so-called ‘New York No Wave’ scene. They went on to release a number of cult ‘classics’ including Filth, Cop, Greed and Holy Money, and forged a reputation as being uncompromising and, above all, loud. I, for one, heard the loudest gig I have ever been to when I ventured to see this band at the University of London back in the late ’80s. To this day, I can still feel and HEAR it... “When I stopped Swans I wanted to do more song-based stuff,” says Michael from his homebase in the Catskills mountains of New York State. “All the years of loud music just wore me down. But I’ve got bored with that (his Angels of Light project) and so I decided to reinvigorate Swans!” Their new album, My Father Will Guide Me Up A Rope To The Sky (which features Devendra Banhart on one track, along with Gira’s three-year-old daughter...), is very much a Swans album – coruscating, dark, menacing and loud... not a million miles away from Nick Cave’s heavier and darker stuff.
“It’s not always loud and pumelling,” defends Gira. “Some of it has evolved into something much more subtle and dynamic. Some of it is even pastoral... But live – and I know it’s selfish of me – I still want to feel the bass, I want the guitars to ring and sustain, and to get that sound it has to be loud. It’s like a drug – it’s adddictive... it’s such a charge! “We would play one song, and play it for 12 hours,” he says of his working methods.. “We made a half-circle and the loudness and textures just grew and grew, like an escalating church sound. And then when we felt we had enough we pressed record...” However, the declining fortunes of CD and even digital sales is making life difficult for him and his record label. “Radiohead did a great thing,” he says sarcastically. They could afford to indulge,” he says in reference to their In Rainbows pay-what-youwant publicity stunt. “We need to teach people ethics; stealing is wrong, even from large corporations. I put in hundreds of hours of time in making a CD.” But live is where you get the full Swans experience, and Michael is looking forward to playing Brighton again. And what of the name? “Swans are majestic, beautiful looking creatures. With really ugly temperaments...” Swans, Concorde 2, Wednesday 27 October
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EVENTS | ART
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Enjoy the city in unique style at White Night, Brighton and Hove’s all night cultural festival which takes place every year on the last Saturday in October when the clocks go back. Every event has been created specially for the festival, for one night only so mark the end of British Summer time and make the most of the extra hour of darkness. There are events at almost all of the city’s venues including the Basement, Komedia, Brighton Dome and Royal Pavilion, plus many outdoor events including surreal outdoor film in Church Street, ping pong in New Road, travelling street piano and Jazz at the Birdcage Bandstand. This year's theme is illumination, and the performances, events and installations (see right) will be bringing this theme to life all evening from 6pm to 7am. Many of the events are centred around the Jubilee Street/Church Road/New Road/Pavilion Gardens area but there are also fantastic events and performances all around the city at settings as diverse as the West Pier, the Sealife Centre, Redroaster Coffee House, St Nicholas Churchyard and the Open Market. The Pavilion Theatre gets a Gallic makeover featuring some of the best bands and DJs from White Night’s sister festival, Nuit Blanche Amiens, till midnight with continental-style café tables outside. 30 October, 6pm–7am, www.whitenightnuitblanche.com
Events highlights TUESDAY 26
Queenspark Book Presents Backstage Brighton Join Frank Blood, one of Backstage Brighton’s writers, for a slide show and talk to hear some ancedotes and facts about Brighton’s theatres and theatre goers. The talk will be illustrated by a slide show of theatrical images past and present. Waterstones Book Shop, North Street, Brighton, 7.30pm, free www.queensparkbooks.org.uk
Silent Movie Experience West End musician and performer David Watts presents more classic comedy silent movies with honky-tonk piano, breakbeat percussion and live sound effects. A silent movie with live music, his new one-man show is a culmination of his passion for music and silent film. Marlborough Theatre, Brighton, 8.30pm, £7.50/£5.505
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Brighton Farm Market Weekly farm market every Saturday offering hugh quality local food from over twenty local farmers, producers and growers. 73 North Road, Brighton, 9am–3pm, free entry The Rocky Horror Picture Show The cult classic will be staged, with actors, special projections and other themed entertainment, to set the scene, and audience members are invited to dress up. Newhaven Fort, Fort Road, Newhaven, 6.30pm, £5 Charity Auction Charity auction of goods and promises in aid of the Charles Kempe wall paintings and St Mark’s Church. Goods and items donated so far include a week in a Cornish holiday home, tickets for the English National Opera, and a box at Glyndebourne Goods for sale include furniture, goods and collectables Staplefield Village Hall, Cuckfield Road, Staplefield, West Sussex, 10am–3pm.
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WHITE NIGHT INSTALLATIONS White Night has quickly established itself as a major arts event. This year, as well as a number of art galleries opening the doors to the public during the course of evening (including Fabrica, Brighton Media Centre Gallery, Phoenix and Brighton Museum & Art Gallery – where a group of young people are taking over the museum for the night, using projections, animation and photography, to show the museums collection in an entirely new light) four new public artworks have been chosen based on the theme of illumination. One of the commissions has been put together by an all-Brighton consortium of contemporary urban art organizations (Wet Paint Productions, Art Republic and Ink_d) who will be creating an interactive installation in Jubilee Square, illuminating street art in paint and pixels. Elsewhere, Claire Potter design is creating an at-sea art work inspired by the starlings and drawing attention to the birds’ threatened roosting site; Mini Murmuration will be a shimmering cloud of red lights generated by wind near the West Pier throughout the night. In a third commission, a group called Luminance will create and install an Epiphany Dome in the North Laine. A lavishly-lit geodesic dome will host interviews with passers-by about personal epiphanies. These will be projected during the night as the evening progresses. White Night marks the end of British Summer Time and aims to present the arts as a ‘reclaim of the streets’ and an alternative to drinking culture in the city centre. This will be the third year of the unique festival that last year attracted 25,000 people to the city centre. White Night, Saturday 30 October. www.whitenightnuitblanche.com
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Made In Dagenham (15)
Dir: Nigel Cole
In 1970 the female workers at the Ford car plant walked out when they were denied the same pay as their male counterparts. Bringing the sexual revolution to East London, led by Golden Globe winner Sally Hawkins, this tells how the Equal Pay Act came into being. With a star British cast including Bob Hoskins and Geraldine James, it’ll warm your cockles and make its point. Showing at Cineworld
Showing this week Legend Of The Guardians: The Owls Of Ga’Hoole 3D (PG) Dir: Zack Snyder
Based on the bestselling books by Kathryn Lasky, this is a story of owls. Soren is a young owl with ambitions of joining the Guardians of Ga’Hoole, a mythic band of winged warriors. When he and his brother Kludd (fab name) fall from their tree top they realise they need the Guardians more than ever. Showing at Odeon and Cineworld
Burke And Hare (TBC)
Dir: John Landis
Based on the true story of Edinburgh’s notorious body-snatching duo of the 19th century, Simon Pegg and Andy Serkis star as the evil doers. Also starring Tim Curry, Isla Fisher, Jessica Hynes and – would you believe it? – Robbie Corbett. Showing at Cineworld
Despicable Me 3D (U) Dir: Burr Steers
Gru (voiced by Steve Carrell) has set his sights on being an arch villain. He’s got the lair, the minions, the massive arsenal of weapons and the evil plot to commit the
The Arbor (15) Dir: Clio Barnard
Alpha And Omega 3D (U) Dir: Anthony Bell, Ben Gluck
Despite the name this is not a 3D film about vitamins, but is in fact the tale of Kate and Humphrey, two wolves who have been shipped by park rangers halfway across the country. We’re sure they had their reasons but whatever they were they don’t hold any weight with these two who want to get back home asap. The thing is, they’re rather different in temperament, with Kate all business and Humphrey after fun, fun, fun! Back home the packs are less than harmonious in the duo’s absence, and Kate and Humphrey’s return looks to be the only thing to stop an all out war! Can they get back in time? Will they learn to use each others’ strengths and forgive their weaknesses? Includes the voice talents of Justin Long and Hayden Panettiere. Showing at Odeon and Cineworld
crime of the century. What he doesn’t need is the arrival of three little girls. Children make being a
master villain so hard. Showing at Odeon, Cineworld and Connaught
A biography of the late playwright Andrea Dunbar, as portrayed by Natalie Gavin. The author of the controversial teenage sex autobiography, Rita, Sue And Bob Too, she had three children each with different fathers and died before her 30th birthday. Who said that all the boisterous writers were men? Showing at Duke Of York’s
The Social Network (12A) Dir: David Fincher
Tipped to top the Oscars, this is based on the true story of Facebook and its creators. It has all the drama of big business, friendship soured and a universal aspiration to be liked. Starring Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield and, surprisingly, Justin Timberlake, it caused a bit of controversy recently with claims it’s viewpoint is biased. Showing at Duke Of York’s, Odeon, Cineworld and Connaught
SHOWING THIS WEEK 0871 902 5728
0871 224 4007 TUESDAY 26
Alpha And Omega 3D (U) 10.00, 12.00, 2.45 Cats and Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore (PG) 10.20am Despicable Me 3D (U) 10.45, 1.00, 2.00, 3.30, 4.30, 6.00, 7.10, 8.30 Despicable Me 2D (U) 11.40am Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (PG) 10.30am Easy A (15) 4.45, 7.00, 8.15 Legend Of The Guardians: The Owls Of Ga’Hoole 3D (PG) 10.10, 12.45, 3.15, 5.45, 8.15 Let The Right One In (15) 9.20pm Life As We Know It (12A) 2.20pm Paranormal Activity 2 (15) 2.30, 5.00, 7.15, 9.30 RED (12A) 1.10, 3.45, 6.20, 9.00 The Social Network (12A) 3.10, 6.10, 8.50 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 11.00am Vampires Suck (12A) 10.15, 12.15, 4.40, 6.45, 8.45
Alpha And Omega 3D (U) 10.00, 12.00, 2.45 Cats and Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore (PG) 10.20am Despicable Me 3D (U) 10.45, 1.00, 2.00, 3.30, 4.30, 6.00, 7.10, 8.30 Despicable Me 2D (U) 11.40am Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (PG) 10.30am Easy A (15) 4.45, 7.00, 8.15 Legend Of The Guardians: The Owls Of Ga’Hoole 3D (PG) 10.10, 12.45, 3.15, 5.45, 8.15 Life As We Know It (12A) 2.20pm The Other Guys (12A) 9.20pm Paranormal Activity 2 (15) 2.30, 5.00, 7.15, 9.30 RED (12A) 1.10, 3.45, 6.20, 9.00 The Social Network (12A) 3.10, 6.10, 8.50 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 11.00am Vampires Suck (12A) 10.15, 12.15, 4.40, 6.45, 8.45
Alpha And Omega 3D (U) 10.00, 12.00, 2.45 Cats and Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore (PG) 10.20am Despicable Me 3D (U) 10.45, 1.00, 2.00, 3.30, 4.30, 6.00, 7.10, 8.30 Despicable Me 2D (U) 11.40am Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (PG) 10.30am Easy A (15) 4.45, 7.00, 8.15 Legend Of The Guardians: The Owls Of Ga’Hoole 3D (PG) 10.10, 12.45, 3.15, 5.45, 8.15 Life As We Know It (12A) 2.20pm Paranormal Activity 2 (15) 2.30, 5.00, 7.15, 9.30 RED (12A) 1.10, 3.45, 6.20, 9.00 Saw 3D (18) 6.40, 8.40, 9.20 The Social Network (12A) 3.10, 6.10, 8.50 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 11.00am The Switch (12A) 10.30am Vampires Suck (12A) 10.15, 12.15, 4.40, 6.45, 8.45 Contact venue for films showing 29/10–1/11
0871 200 2000 www.cineworld.co.uk
Alpha And Omega 3D (U) 12.20, 2.20, 4.30 Africa United (12A) 10.15, 7.00 Despicable Me 3D (U) 11.10, 1.40, 4.10, 6.30, 8.50 Despicable Me 2D (U) 10.10, 12.30, 2.50 The Legend Of The Guardians: The Owls Of Ga’Hoole 3D (PG) 10.20, 12.50, 3.20, 5.50, 8.20 Life As We Know It (12A) 9.10 The Other Guys (12A) 9.20 Made In Dagenham (15) 6.00 Marmaduke (U) 10.30am Paranormal Activity 2 (15) 12.10, 2.30, 4.50, 7.10, 9.30 Ramona And Beezus (U) 10.40am RED (12A) 1.20, 4.00, 6.40, 9.20 The Social Network (12A) 12.40, 3.30, 6.15, 9.00 Vampires Suck (12A) 1.00, 3.10, 5.20, 7.30, 9.40 Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (12A) 8.40 Toy Story 3 (U) 11.00am
The Arbor (15) 4.00 Cyrus (15) 11.00am The Social Network (12A) 1.30, 6.30
The Arbor (15) 4.00, 9.00 Cyrus (15) 11.00am The Social Network (12A) 1.30, 6.30
The Arbor (15) 4.00, 9.00 The Social Network (12A) 1.30, 6.30
Enter The Void (18) 11.30pm The Kids Are All Right (15) 4.00, 9.00 Peppa Pig: Mr Potato Comes To Town And Other Stories (U) 10.30am
The Kids Are All Right (15) 4.00, 9.00 From Here To Eternity (PG) 1.30
Alpha And Omega 3D (U) 12.20, 2.20, 4.30 Africa United (12A) 10.15, 7.00 Burke And Hare (TBC) 6.00, 8.40 Despicable Me 3D (U) 11.10, 1.40, 4.10, 6.30, 8.50 Despicable Me 2D (U) 10.10, 12.30, 2.50 The Legend Of The Guardians: The Owls Of Ga’Hoole 3D (PG) 10.20, 12.50, 3.20, 5.50, 8.20 Life As We Know It (12A) 9.10 The Other Guys (12A) 9.20 Marmaduke (U) 10.30am Paranormal Activity 2 (15) 12.10, 2.30, 4.50, 7.10, 9.30 Ramona And Beezus (U) 10.40am RED (12A) 1.20, 4.00, 6.40, 9.20 The Social Network (12A) 12.40, 3.30, 6.15, 9.00 Vampires Suck (12A) 1.00, 3.10, 5.20, 7.30, 9.40Toy Story 3 (U) 11.00am
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)/Planet Terror (18) 11.30pm Enter The Void (18) 1.15 The Kids Are All Right (15) 4.00, 9.00
The Kids Are All Right (15) 4.00, 9.00 Peppa Pig: Mr Potato Comes To Town And Other Stories (U) 10.30am
Alpha & Omega 3D (U) 2.20, 4.30 Africa United (12A) 10.15, 7.00 Burke And Hare (TBC) 6.00, 8.40 Despicable Me 3D (U) 11.10, 1.40, 4.10, 6.30, 8.50 Despicable Me 2D (U) 10.10, 12.30, 2.50 The Legend Of The Guardians: The Owls Of Ga’Hoole 3D (PG) 10.20, 12.50, 3.20 The Other Guys (12A) 9.20 Marmaduke (U) 10.30am Paranormal Activity 2 (15) 12.10, 2.30, 4.50, 7.10, 9.30 Ramona And Beezus (U) 10.40am RED (12A) 1.20, 4.00, 6.40, 9.20 Saw 3D (18) 7.00, 8.20, 9.10 The Social Network (12A) 12.40, 3.30, 6.15, 9.00 Vampires Suck (12A) 1.00, 3.10, 5.20, 7.30, 9.40 Toy Story 3 (U) 11.00am Contact venue for films showing 29/10–1/11
01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk TUESDAY 26
Despicable Me 3D (U) 12.45, 3.00, 5.15, 7.30 Eat Pray Love (PG) 8.00 Shrek Forever After (U) 2.00 Toy Story 3D (U) 10.15am
Despicable Me 3D (U) 12.45, 3.00, 5.15, 7.30 Eat Pray Love (PG) 1.30 Shrek Forever After (U) 4.30 Toy Story 3D (U) 10.15am
Despicable Me 3D (U) 12.45, 3.00, 5.15, 7.30 Eat Pray Love (PG) 1.30 Shrek Forever After (U) 4.30 Toy Story 3D (U) 10.15am
Despicable Me 3D (U) 12.45, 3.00, 5.15 The Social Network (12A) 7.30pm The Town (15) 4.30, 8.00 Toy Story 3 (U) 1.30pm
Despicable Me 3D (U) 10.30, 12.45, 3.00, 5.15 The Social Network (12A) 7.30pm The Town (15) 4.30, 8.00 Toy Story 3 (U) Discpicable Me 1.30pm
Despicable Me 3D (U) 12.45, 3.00, 5.15 The Social Network (12A) 7.30pm The Town (15) 8.00
Despicable Me 3D (U) 5.15 The Social Network (12A) 8.00pm
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COMEDY | GAY LISTINGS
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JARRED CHRISTMAS IS CAPTAIN CURIOUS
TUESDAY 26 MARINE TAVERN Pub Quiz. Brain drain at the cosy little pub! >9pm, £1 MARLBOROUGH Student Night. Drink deals all night for students with NUS cards. >12pm, free QUEEN'S ARMS Tallulah Goodhead Karaoke Laughter Show. A karaoke show mixed with plenty of laughter. >9pm R-BAR Twisted Karaoke. Hostess with the mostess, Mistress Cat hosts the audio delight that is Twisted Karaoke! >12pm–2am, free REVENGE Sound As A Pound. A club night and a lottery! Clubbing with a difference. >10.30pm–3am, £2
inner of this year’s Chortle Best Compere award, star of sitcom The Persuasionists, and Big Brother’s Big Mouth provocateur, Jarred Christmas is bringing his new show, Jarred Christmas Is Captain Curious to the Brighton Comedy Fringe. So, what prompted it? “It all sprung from when my daughter was born, having to fill in her birth certificate and putting stand-up comedian under ‘father’s occupation’. It was suddenly, like, well, this isn’t just messing around anymore. Basically, if I don’t get any work, my daughter starves. So that's the springboard for it. A bit of it is about naming my daughter and a bit of it is about stories that have got me to the point I am at today, as a stand-up comedian and a father. A lot of it is about being at school, and there’s a couple of stories about some encounters I've had on Big Brothers Big Mouth, which have been ridiculous. “The reason they brought me to Big Brother’s Big Mouth was because they wanted someone who was going to go on and take the mickey out of the whole thing a little bit. “The first episode I ever did was the day after Michael Jackson had died, so I told the evicted housemate the news and that caused quite a bit
of controversy. Then, just recently I had a run in with Makosi and have had hate mail from Makosi fans just because I took the mickey out of her. “I love playing Brighton. I don't know what it is, the crowds are just a bit more comedy savvy and a bit more into it, I guess. That's the whole vibe of Brighton, y'know – that kind of coolness to it.” Jarred Christmas Is Captain Curious, 30 October, 8pm, Upstairs At Three And Ten, £9/7 follow me on twitter
Comedy highlights TUESDAY 26 Joanna Neary: Youth Club A brand new multi-character comedy show inspired by Camborne Youth Club in 1987. It might end in tears. Free squash. Upstairs At Three And Ten, 8pm, £7/5
WEDNESDAY 27 Felix Dexter – Multiple Personalities in Order Critically acclaimed for his characters and performance on BBC2's Bellamys People, the star of Radio 4's Down The Line presents his new stand-up character show. Pavilion Theatre (Worthing), 8pm, £15 Funnier Farm Top quality programme at a very affordable price, featuring headliner Joey Page, plus Alex Maple, Sean McLoughlin, Matthew Highton, Flange Krammer and Amanda Severn. Caroline of Brunswick, 8pm, £5. Gerry Howell’s The Fantastic Reality Of Frederick Goodge The latest one-man show from award-winning comedian and BBC College of Comedy writer Gerry Howell. A struggling novelist and amateur private dick gets tragically embroiled in his own imaginary world of fiction. Upstairs At Three And Ten, 8pm, £8/5
THURSDAY 28 Comic Boom The best rising stars of UK comedy with October’s headline act Stephen Grant. Komedia, 8pm, £8.50/6.50 James Sherwood’s Piano Bar Ivory-tinkling comedian James Sherwood hosts this semimusical stand-up night, with a smashing line-up of comic “if not musical“ talents. The first rule of piano bar is you must finish on a song. The second rule of piano bar... Upstairs At Three And Ten, 8pm, £8/5
FRIDAY 29 Krater Comedy Club Award-winning comedy every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Eat, drink, watch and laugh as three top stand-ups and one of the best MCs on the comedy circuit entertain you. Featuring Loretta Maine, Reginald D Hunter, Gordon Southern with MC Stephen Grant. Komedia, 8pm, £16. Rabbit In The Headlights A hand-picked assembly of new and rising stand-ups take to the stage in this popular new-act night. Often hilarious, sometimes bizarre and occasionally mind-blowing show! Compered by Fringe First award-winning Laura Mugridge. Upstairs At Three And Ten, 8pm, £6/5
SATURDAY 30 Brighton Comedy Fringe Saturday The traditional final night of the Festival is a glittering showcase of comedy's finest young up-and-comers, cherrypicked from the most prestigious comedy competitions. The acts are Romesh Ranganathan, Naz Osmanoglu, Kieran Boyd, Sean McLoughlin, Murray Cummings and Tasha Dhanraj, plus a special-guest compere. Upstairs At Three And Ten, 10pm, £9/7 Krater Comedy Club See Friday Komedia, 7pm & 10.30pm, £17.50 & £15. Laughing Horse Comedy Club Stand-up comedy from Laughing Horse New Act of the Year 2010 Julian Deane, Kevin McCarron, Angela Barnes, Lewis Bryan and Mike Winters. With resident compere Sajeela Kershi. The Quadrant, 8.30pm, £6/5
SUNDAY 31 Krater Comedy Club See Friday Komedia, 8pm, £11/6
AMSTERDAM The Piano Man – Colin Blanchflower Live. >8pm, free CHARLES STREET BAR Weekend Warm Up. Turn it around and start the weekend halfway through the week. >12pm LEGENDS Legends Wednesday. Swig wine alfresco on the terrace or chill out at the bar. >11pm–5am, free MARINE TAVERN Midweek Mayhem with Dale. >12pm–12.30am MARLBOROUGH Open Mic Night. An open stage for all, whether you're an amateur or pro, a musician or a poet. >8pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Back to Skool Cabaret: Connie Rogers. Connie Rogersplus DJ Andy B plays all your skool favourites. >12pm–12.30am, free R-BAR Trick Pop. A mash up of pop, R’n’B, hip-hop and charty trax from 8pm. >12pm–2am, free
THURSDAY 28 AMSTERDAM Total Request Karaoke. Pick a song to sing your out to, or a video to watch. >8pm, free CHARLES STREET BAR Mad Cow. A divine night of mayhem with DJ’s Li’l Alex and LeeRoy spinning funky house. >10pm, £2 MARINE TAVERN Man Trap. >12pm–12am, free MARLBOROUGH Happy Thursdays. Happy hour all night long. Why stay in? >8pm, free QUEEN'S ARMS Tammy Twinkle's Cabaret Karaoke Show. Tammy Twinkle hosts Karaoke and plays all the latest chart hits. >12pm–1am R-BAR Pre-Girls On Top Party. Join Fifilicious as she plays an eclectic mix of all things pop, chart & urban. >12pm–2am, free REVENGE Girls On Top Vs ER Halloween Freakfest. It will be a night to remember! >10.30pm–4am, £4
FRIDAY 29 AMSTERDAM Big ‘A’ Mash-Up. Chart tracks and music videos every Friday with fantastic drinks promotions. >11pm–2am, free
LEGENDS Legends Wednesday. Swing wine alfresco on the terrace or chill out at the bar. >11pm–5am MARLBOROUGH Queer & Alternative. An eclectic mix of Indie, old-school pop, electro & soul. >12pm–2am, free QUEEN’S ARMS Camp Attack! With Andy B & Kamp Kevin. A Friday Night party where you can dance on Brighton’s smallest dance floor! >9pm R-BAR Starlight Warm Up. DJ Smithy spins the finest, sexiest disco and classic house to get you in the mood for Friday night. >12pm, free REVENGE X Factor Fridays Halloween Special. See X Factor finalists relive their performances with a Halloweeney twist. >10.30pm–5am
LEGENDS Pre-Ignition. >7pm, free MARINE TAVERN It’s Saturday, Let’s Party. Start your night here. >12pm-1am MARLBOROUGH Cherry Pop. Classic ’80s trash, and heaps of cheesy anthems. >12pm–2am, free QUEEN'S ARMS Spooktacular Halloween Party. DJ Tallulah Goodhead serves up karaoke and party tunes. >12pm-1am, free R-BAR Kinky Classics. The Pre-club bunch get house and electro, present and retro with King K. >12pm–5am, free REVENGE Kinky Dangerous Halloween Monsters Ball. Its a GaGa fest. Come as your favourite Gaga with tickets to see the woman herself. >10.30pm–6am, £8/6
SUNDAY 31 AMSTERDAM Sunday Night Project with Lola Lasagne. Halloween Special. >9.30pm, free CHARLES STREET BAR Halloween Showtime with Lizzy Drip. The Witching Hour is upon us! >7.15pm, free LEGENDS Sunday Cabaret. >3.15pm, free QUEEN'S ARMS Cabaret: X Factor. Drink deals all night & the X Factor results. >12pm, free R-BAR Sublime Sundays. Relaxing acoustic sessions at 5pm followed by karaoke with LouBag & DJ Smithy. >12pm-2am, free REVENGE Halloween Blow Out. 2 floors of ghoulish décor so get gory and dress up. By students; for students. >10.30pm–3am, £5/3
MONDAY 1 NOVEMBER CHARLES STREET BAR Studio 150 Warm Up. Pop, trash, a smattering of Indie, and all the classics that keep the dancefloor full. >10.30pm–2am MARINE TAVERN Hot Gossip. >12pm–12.30am QUEEN’S ARMS Betty’s Hot Pot Karaoke. Karaoke party night with drag host Betty Swollocks. >12pm–12am
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L7 Under review Read reviews of every show at the Brighton Comedy Festival at www.thelatest.co.uk GREG DAVIES: FIRING CHEESEBALLS AT A DOG
Capturing those times when you can be purely in the moment, this was Greg Davies’ autobiography told without the heavy bits, but with the gut laughs of the times further their own gut laughs in the re-telling. Lording the ridiculous and the childish, involving his unmistakably massive height, and the familiar family dynamics taken into the personal anecdote, this told his life in moments we all recognised from our own. Davies captured the unseen movement from childhood into adulthood, the confusion and the recognition that nothing inside has changed. A grown up, silly, highly enjoyable monster hug. Pavilion Theatre, Brighton Dome, 16 October JJJJJ Victoria Nangle
A front row slightly too eager to divulge their tragicomic personal information provided Rich Hall with much fuel for his set. Granted, he wasn’t short on material – this was an eclectic show, ranging from Kraft’s takeover of Cadbury to Raoul Moat and even some adlibbed tunes. Hall is at his best when tearing his targets to shreds and he did this in spectacular style demolishing members of the American ‘Tea Party’ movement. His political material didn’t go down so well with the Friday night crowd but if you like a bit of politics with your improvised songs then Hall’s your man. Pavilion Theatre, Brighton Dome, 15 October JJJJJ Simon Plotkin
IDIOTS OF ANTS
Yes, it was a bunch of shouty boys, with sketches about body parts, bullying, and sex. But, these boys are more intelligent than that, and there was rarely a sketch that felt too obvious or lazy. While this had the suspicious whiff of a TV pilot (and, if we’re being suspicious, we may as well mention our jaded disbelief at the occasional ‘corpsing’ where the gents couldn’t continue due to apparently unscripted laughter) this is probably best summed up as silly jokes for smart people, with a fast-paced approach and clever gags that (rare, this) didn’t come across as cleverclever. Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 19 October JJJJJ Andrew Allen
WHITE MINK BLACK COTTON
With long queues outside and no room to swing a hepcat inside, Brighton’s hipsters, flipsters and finger-poppin’ daddios took to dancing on the tables at this CD launch party. Le KKC Orchestra from Toulouse went down well with their Gallic slant on the flavour-of-themonth electro swing sound. With programmed beats, live guitar and keyboard behind him, the singer/rapper delivered an exuberant set that went down a treat. Things calmed down after midnight with the DJ seemingly mixing a selection of old jazz tunes over the same backbeat. At 1am the joint was still jumping with the cool kids cutting a rug to a Cab Calloway number. Brighton Ballroom, 15 October JJJJJ Steve Clements
Remember the 22-20s? They were the guys who caused one of the last proper A&R ‘scrambles’ way back in 2003. The Lincolnshire lads put out a live EP and recorded an album with Primal Scream’s producer. Then, just two years later, they disappeared without a trace. After a three year break they’re back, picking up right where they left off, landing guns blazing, in Brighton. Still sounding like Black Rebel Motorcycle Club’s younger brothers, they played tracks from new album Shake/Shiver/Moan along with a few crowd-pleasing oldies like debut single ‘Such A Fool’. Hopefully this time around, they’ll hang about a little longer. Audio, 17 October JJJJJ Isaac Howlett
Rap’s original eco-warriors returned with a pared-down line-up. Still fronted by the diminutive Speech, the first few songs displayed a rockier sound compared to their earlier work. With African chanting, heavy bass and wah-wah guitar, the band was a funk force to be reckoned with and backing singer, Tasha Larae’s gospel voice was a great addition. Most of the crowd looked old enough to remember their groundbreaking debut album first time and, as expected, the biggest cheers were for the old hits. After ‘Fishin 4 Religion’ and ‘Ease My Mind’, a celebratory ‘Mr Wendal’ segued seamlessly into ‘People Everyday’ to round off a great night. Coalition, 16 October JJJJJ Steve Clements
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FOOD FOR THOUGHT
STEWART LEE: VEGETABLE STEW
19 October, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome JJJJJ
tewart Lee is touring the country, trying out material for his new TV series that will go out next year. This show, a part of that tour, was no new gags night but a carefully structured set, which he characteristically outlined from the off as being on three topics: charity, Adrian Chiles and politics. Although, he pointed out, the material on Adrian Chiles will not be seen on television due to the recently announced rules of the BBC barring attacks on individuals. So that was a one-off just for us... Lee’s vitriol is always appreciated, and Chiles wasn’t the only one under attack. There was a fantastic story about our Prime Minister in his youth, framed in a not dissimilar way to Lee’s considering of Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond last year. This provided a wonderful pay-off for all and a nostalgic reward for stalwart Stew fans. A delightful trip between grandad stories, charity boasts, Japanese monsters and a celebration of crisps – this was hardly a single topic, and more a fantastic Walter Mitty tale, suspending our disbelief seamlessly sashaying around its broad title, picking up further laughs along the way. Lee’s storytelling and considerations kept his audience rapt, trusting from experience that each lengthy set-up would hit pay dirt. They did.
Throughout the show Lee deconstructed his comedy. Of particular fun were the elements when he addressed critics’ claims that he doesn’t tell jokes, and when he used his supposed librarian past to deliberately heavy-handedly parallel his present. His mocking recognition of critics’ problems with his style of comedy and delivery falls on home ground ears, as an audience already attuned laughs with him at them. To write plainly, he went down a storm. Stewart Lee is an ever evolving comic, keeping himself and his fans forever on the move, avoiding the stale. His active mind is what attracts his audience and he gives the impression of amusing himself as much as anyone else staring up at him on the stage. The closest to any personal material he included in the show was in the ‘politics’ section. He remembered stand up in the late ‘80s, when he first started out, and the ‘alternative’ brand comics were claiming. He still is an alternative to the main throng of comics; you’re hardly likely to find him closing Krater on a Friday night. But he’s filling up the Brighton Dome Concert Hall, implying that this ‘alternative’ too is gaining greater momentum. Lee finished with a song. A new direction. Still funny. Like a comedy shark, he stayed sharp as he kept moving on. Victoria Nangle
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Always picked last Andrea Fox joins the Brighton Roller Derby
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id you see the recent film Whip It, starring Drew Barrymore? It was about a group of girls playing an underground and aggressive sport involving skates and an impressive haul of padding. The sport was called Roller Derby. It originated from America but there are 50 teams now in the UK, with the London Roller Girls the most revered. Back in February, Brighton’s own Roller Derby team were set up and decided to name themselves the Brighton Rockers. Think of a game, like rugby, with the idea to get one player (Jammer) to the opposing teams’ ‘end’ on roller skates, with a fair amount of body contact to avoid this goal (point) being achieved. Basically, ice hockey without sticks. Or ice. To say I was worried about bruises would be an understatement. I nearly backed out when informed beforehand I would need to buy a gum guard. I have never taken part in an activity that required any kind of dental protection. I wasn’t to need the guard in the end, and I was lent all the rest of the required kit and padding, which took 10 minutes to on! No one is allowed to take part (very sensibly) without a helmet, elbow pads, wrist pads and kneepads. There wasn’t much left un-padded. I even got to borrow an official T-shirt complete with nickname: ‘Pain-a-Doll’. I’d skated a lot as a child (underage roller discos featuring mainly the song ‘Night Train’ by Kadoc were the rage in the ’90s, trust me) so it came back pretty easily. First up, Brighton Rocker Sophie took me through the basic moves. A single knee fall meant ducking down onto one knee to stop, and I’m sure you can work out how a double knee fall moves on from that. I was apprehensive at first, but the kneepads meant I could barely feel the sports hall fall. Throwing myself around and not getting hurt? I was starting to see the appeal. According to the girls, the most frequent injuries are to the knees, which take the brunt of your weight as you lunge to the ground at speed – not a very fast speed in my case. Brighton Rocker Kristina showed me a snap of her biggest ever bruise after the lesson. It looked like a brown and blue dinner plate on her thigh. I did suffer one injury – I broke a fingernail. It didn’t seem worth mentioning. To try out Roller Derby and get past beginner stage takes around 12 weeks. The first lesson is free but only if you have the correct kit (padding and skates can be picked up for £100). It’s great for skate fans, team sport enthusiasts and anyone that thinks Tony Hawk is cool. At the end, the most experienced Brighton Rocker, ‘Bash’, complimented me: “Pretty good. Next time you come we should get you trying out hitting.” Hitting? Oh yeah. The game. The ‘contact’ part. Time for me to get my pads off. For more info visit www.brightonrockers.com Listen to The Guy & Andrea Breakfast Show on Brighton’s Juice 107.2 every Monday to Friday from 7am Andrea Fox is on a mission to find a sport that sticks. What should she try next? email@example.com
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tuesday 26 Wedding House Channel 4, 8pm There is a vow renewal for roly-poly stripper Mandy and Mr Muscle stripper Sam. Lisa and Mario, stars of Big Brother 9, tie the knot after spending £30,000 on plastic surgery in preparation for the big day. It’s all about the health and safety, you know. Hard hats, not top hats please, Mario.
CSI: NY Channel Five, 9pm A promising student wakes up to the hangover from hell when he is found wandering the streets covered in blood and wielding an axe. Well, we’ve all been there. As the investigators attempt to piece together the night’s events, Flack struggles to keep his cool and Mac develops a bond with the suspect. See, he’s been there.
Lip Service BBC3, 10.30pm Cat and Sam are enjoying a honeymoon period, but cracks begin to show as Frankie’s presence becomes an issue. Jay sets out to prove that he’s not too old for the office intern, but has to think on his feet when a flirtatious encounter leaves her unconscious. You’re meant to ask her out, not knock her out!
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 EastEnders Max reveals a dangerous truth to Lauren, and Bianca makes a sickening discovery. 8.00 Holby City Michael basks in the luxury of Holby Care, leaving Penny in the lurch on the frontline on AAU. But with Hanssen arriving on AAU just in time to witness the mess, Michael realises he may have pushed his luck. 9.00 Crimewatch On the twentyfifth anniversary of the murder of PC Keith Blakelock, Crimewatch features a major new reconstruction of the Broadwater Farm riot during which he was killed. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Crimewatch Update The Crimewatch team present updates on recently-featured cases. 10.45 Nuns Aloud From Ireland to the USA via France and Spain, no stone is unturned in the quest to find the world’s most heavenly voices. 11.40 FILM: The Love Letter (1999) Romantic comedy 1.00am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 1.05 Sign Zone: See Hear 1.35 Sign Zone: E Numbers: An Edible Adventure 2.35 Sign Zone: Restoration Roadshow (x2) 3.35 Sign Zone: The Big School Lottery 4.35 BBC News
6.00am - 9.10 Children’s television 9.10 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.25 The Large Family 9.40 Toddworld 9.50 Pingu 10.00 Waybuloo 10.20 Clifford The Big Red Dog 10.30 Pablo The Little Red Fox 10.35 3rd And Bird 10.50 Wibbly Pig 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 Animal Park 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 GMT With George Alagiah 1.00 Due South 1.45 Ready Steady Cook 2.15 Instant Restaurant 3.00 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless 5.15 The Hairy Bikers’ Cook Off 6.00 Eggheads What came first the chicken or the Egghead? 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Claudia is joined by the couple who narrowly escaped elimination. 7.00 Coast Neil Oliver traces the inspiration behind Columbus’s journey to America. 8.00 Masterchef: The Professionals The semi-final week continues. 9.00 Whites Roland is invited to do a spot on the TV show Sunday Chefs – much to the annoyance of Bib and Caroline, as there is a function for 300 people at the hotel on the same day. 9.30 Harry And Paul Comedy sketch. 10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland Joining Jools is Sir Paul McCartney, Neil Diamond and Elvis Costello. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.20 Wonderland: The British In Bed From their own double beds, British couples talk with disarming frankness about sex, infidelity, love and marriage. The couples all reveal what they feel about each other and offer an insight into what makes and breaks a relationship. 12.20am BBC News 4.00 Ma France 3 And 4
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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Moira tries to convince John that they need help with Holly. Viv quizzes Lizzie about Bob and Hazel. 7.30 Grimefighters Some squalid squatters make themselves at home in a tower block, and it is up to extreme cleaners Gary and Luke to deal with a different sort of pigeon pie. 8.00 Fiddles, Cheats & Scams Morland Sanders examines how, if the conditions are right, we all have the potential to be scammed. 9.00 71 Degrees North Kate Thornton and Gethin Jones present the semi-final of the gruelling Arctic challenge. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 Homes From Hell Documentary revealing some of the disasters that have befallen homeowners searching for a perfect sea view. 11.35 Swingtown The Millers and the Thompsons take part in the Deckers’ annual ‘Puzzlerama’ party – a game in which the teams solve clues about neighbourhood secrets. 12.25am The Zone QVC and Challenge Jackpot. 2.25 The Rockford Files 3.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News
6.05am - 7.30 Children’s television 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 According To Jim 9.25 Coach Trip 9.55 Coach Trip 10.25 Coach Trip 10.55 Coach Trip 11.30 Coach Trip 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 1.10 FILM: The Courage Of Lassie (1946) 2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal: Trick Or Treat 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 6.00 The Simpsons Springfield’s cemetery is moved to sit right outside Lisa’s bedroom window. Terrified, she decides to confront her fears and spend a night among the graves. 6.30 Hollyoaks Gabby and Tony discover that Phil has been arrested for drink driving. Rhys is hopeful when he hears that Jacqui has dumped Danny. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Religious and ethical issues. 8.00 Wedding House See highlights. 9.00 Ramsay’s Best Restaurant Two North African restaurants – Azou, a small restaurant in west London, and Momo, an acclaimed restaurant in London’s West End – compete against each other. 10.00 The Million Pound Drop Live Davina McCall hosts a new series of the tense quiz show. 11.05 Seven Days Documentary soap about the lives of some of Notting Hill’s most colourful characters. 12.10am MUSIC ON 4: Pink: Video Exclusive Exclusive play of ‘Raise Your Glass’. 12.15 Late Night Poker 1.15 FIVB Beach Volleyball World Tour 2.10 Freesports On 4 3.00 KOTV Boxing 3.30 Avon Tyres British GT Championship 3.55 World Sport 4.20 GT Academy 5.15 Deadliest Catch
6.00am - 8.25 Children’s television 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Thomas & Friends 8.45 Igam Ogam 9.00 Big School 9.05 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 House 12.40pm Five News 12.50 Warship 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad 3.05 FILM: Two Mothers For Zachary (1996) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours
6.00 Home And Away Romeo is stunned when Indi declares that she is in love with him. Sid vents his fury on Mitzy when he realises that Dex was left shaken by their encounter. 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Street Market Chefs This instalment takes place in York, and features such dishes as grilled mackerel with gooseberry jelly, turbot with honeycomb salad, and duckling with a beetroot fondant. 8.00 Sea Patrol UK The RAF helicopter crew rescues a critically injured climber, and the Royal Navy bomb disposal squad tackles an unexploded mine in Portland harbour. 9.00 CSI Miami A wealthy porn baron is linked to the rape of one woman and the murder of another, but Jesse’s determination to bring the accused to justice jeopardises the case. 10.00 CSI: NY See highlights. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation The team investigates the execution-style murder of a club owner and his trophy wife. 12.00am NCIS The murder of a marine captain in Baghdad leads to a murky property deal back in the US. 12.55 SuperCasino Live 4.00 House Doctor Home 4.25 Brian Sewell’s Grand Tour 5.05 The Family Recipe 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (x2)
Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Netbusters 9.30 Football League: Championship 11.00 SPL Round-Up 11.30 Netbusters 12.00pm Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.00 Football League: Championship 2.30 Barclays Premier League Review 3.30 Netbusters 4.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 5.00 Barclays Premier League Review 6.00 Revista De La Liga 7.00 Sky Sports News 7.30 Gillette Soccer Special 10.30 Revista De La Liga 11.30 Hyundai A League 12.00am Carling Cup Football 1.30 Revista De La Liga 2.30 Football Asia 3.00 Carling Cup Football 4.30 Revista De La Liga 5.30 Hyundai A League
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Urban Ride 7.00 Netbusters 7.30 Extra Time 8.00 Barclays Premier League Review 9.00 European Tour Golf 10.00 PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 12.30pm PGA Tour Classic 1.30 Extra Time 2.00 NASCAR 3.00 Boots ‘n’ All - International Tries 4.00 Spruce Meadows 5.00 Sports Unlimited 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All International Tries 7.00 Mountainbike World 7.30 LIVE: Live Carling Cup Football 10.15 Poker Million 12.15am International Polocrosse 1.15 Polo 2.15 Sailing 3.15 Sky Sports Classics
Sky Sports 3 10.00am Angling: British Carp Angling Championships 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Boots ‘n’ All International Tries 1.00 Spruce Meadows 2.00 Urban Ride 2.30 Wild Spirits 3.00 Angling: British Carp Angling Championships 4.00 PGA Tour Classic 5.00 NASCAR 6.00 F1 Powerboats 6.30 Pool: World Pool Masters 7.30 LIVE: Live Greyhound Racing 10.00 Ultimate Fighter 11.00 Golfing World 12.00am Asian Tour Golf Show 12.30 Challenge Tour Golf 1.00 PGA Golf 2.00 Sports Unlimited 3.00 Close Melina Greenfield
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7.00pm News 7.30 It’s Only A Theory 8.00 Britain’s Best Drives 8.30 Time To Remember 9.00 The Secret Life Of The National Grid 10.00 Getting On 10.30 Strictly Courtroom 12.00am The Secret Life Of The National Grid 1.00 Time To Remember 1.30 Legends: Joan Sutherland - The Reluctant Prima Donna
1.00pm Emmerdale 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (X2) 3.40 Loose Women 4.40 Judge Judy (x3) 6.15 All Star Family Fortunes 7.00 The Only Way Is Essex (x2) 8.00 What Katie Did Next 9.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.00 Cheryl Cole Uncut: Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 11.30 FILM: Three Kings (1999) 1.45am Emmerdale
11.00am Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Monarch Of The Glen 3.10 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.10 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.15 Rising Damp 5.45 Heartbeat 6.50 Monarch Of The Glen 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Ladies Of Letters 10.30 Blue Murder 12.05am Numb3rs
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wednesday 27 Waterloo Road BBC1, 8pm Grantly finally places Fleur in a care home, but resorts to drastic measures when he realises how much money he needs to raise for her fees. When Ruth discovers that Grantly has taught his A-Level class the wrong syllabus, he finds it hard to conceal the reason why he is unravelling. Like a holey sock.
Agatha Christie’s Poirot ITV1, 8pm Novelist Ariadne Oliver attends a Halloween party in Woodleigh Common and hears young Joyce Reynolds boast of having witnessed a murder years before. When the girl is discovered drowned in an apple-bobbing bucket later that evening, enter old Hercule to investigate. Who said fruit was good for you?
Desperate Housewives E4, 10pm Susan cops the right hump when she finds out that some of her best and sexiest internet show moves are being copied by a competitor. Gaby hires a private dick, and Lynette is stunned when Tom’s doc prescribes him a rather unorthodox remedy for his depression. Renee and Bree go man-hunting. Blood sports.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Animal 24:7 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Cowboy Trap 11.45 To Buy Or Not To Buy 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Land Girls 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Copycats 3.35 Big Babies 3.50 Shaun The Sheep 4.00 Little Howard’s Big Question 4.25 Deadly 60 Bite Size 4.30 The Sarah Jane Adventures 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link
6.00am - 8.30 Children’s television 8.30 LazyTown 8.55 Big Barn Farm 9.05 Buzz And Tell 9.10 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.25 The Large Family 9.40 Toddworld 9.50 Pingu 10.00 Waybuloo 10.20 Clifford The Big Red Dog 10.30 Pablo The Little Red Fox 10.35 3rd And Bird 10.50 Wibbly Pig 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 The Daily Politics 1.00pm See Hear 1.30 Ready Steady Cook 2.15 Instant Restaurant 3.00 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless 5.15 The Hairy Bikers’ Cook Off
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 Helicopter Heroes Paramedics James and Lee launch a desperate fight to save the life of a member of their own team after dispatcher Chris collapses with a massive cardiac arrest in the air ambulance control room. 8.00 Waterloo Road See highlights. 9.00 The Apprentice The candidates are called to the Science Museum, where each team must select two innovative new products to sell to trade. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Draws Presented by Scott Mills. 10.45 Film 2010 With Claudia Winkleman Julianne Moore and Annette Bening team up for The Kids Are All Right, with both their performances tipped to win major awards in the coming months. 11.25 The League Cup Show Manish Bhasin presents goals from all of Tuesday’s matches. 12.15am Weatherview 12.20 Sign Zone: Country Tracks 1.20 Sign Zone: Bang Goes The Theory 1.50 Sign Zone: Watchdog 2.50 Sign Zone: Restoration Roadshow 3.20 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Stop clucking and answer the question! 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Claudia Winkleman presents all the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. 7.00 Escape To The Country Jules Hudson is in Wales, helping a couple to escape to north east Powys. 8.00 Masterchef: The Professionals The semi-final week continues as the contestants are split into pairs and battle it out head-tohead for a place in the final. 9.00 Wonderland: Mad Cats And Englishwomen Documentary about the women who take it upon themselves to rescue and shelter stray cats in London. Among them are 70-year-old Pat with her own personal army of cats, and former supermodel Celia Hammond. 10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired Presented by Dara O Briain. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.20 Whites Repeat. 11.50 Harry And Paul Repeat. 12.20am BBC News 4.00 Talk German 5.30 Eurografters: Germany
6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show
6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale As Natasha’s lies unravel, she faces an important decision. Eve is unsettled when Chas returns. John is unsure whether they have made the right decision about Holly’s treatment. 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 FILM: No Reservations (2007) Starring Catherine Zeta-Jones, Aaron Eckhart, Abigail Breslin, Patricia Clarkson and Bob Balaban. Romantic comedy about a top New York chef, as famous for her organisational skills as for her cuisine, whose life is transformed when a brash sous chef joins her staff and she becomes the guardian of her orphaned niece. 12.35am The Zone Our hosts guide you through The Zone, ITV1’s place to shop and play. Including features from QVC and Challenge Jackpot. 2.35 FILM: Shalako (1968) Western. 4.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News
6.05am - 7.30 Children’s television 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 According To Jim 9.25 Coach Trip 9.55 Coach Trip 10.25 Coach Trip 10.55 Coach Trip 11.30 Coach Trip 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 My Eden 12.15 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 1.15 FILM: The Hound Of The Baskervilles (1959) 2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal: Trick Or Treat 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 6.00 The Simpsons Milhouse’s parents get back together, but he starts to feel they are ignoring him. 6.30 Hollyoaks Tony is stunned by Taylor’s revelation about Phil but is sworn to secrecy. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Religious and ethical issues. 8.00 Buried Alive: The Chilean Mine Rescue Documentary about the miraculous rescue of the 33 Chilean miners who were trapped underground for 70 days after the collapse of the San Jose copper and gold mine. 9.00 Grand Designs Alan Dawson attempts to assemble a house in the style of a giant Meccano set, despite having no architectural training. 10.00 The Million Pound Drop Live Davina McCall hosts the new series of the tense quiz show. 11.05 The Event In the series opener, Sean Walker stumbles into a national cover-up when girlfriend Leila goes missing. 12.05am The Event Following the plane crash, President Martinez’s staff mull over their response. 1.05 MUSIC ON 4: 4Play: Rumer 1.15 MUSIC ON 4: The Album Chart Show Spotlight Sponsored By TescoEntertainment.com Music 1.30 We Are Together 3.05 Brothers And Sisters 3.50 Hill Street Blues 4.40 ER 5.25 Countdown
6.00am - 8.25 Children’s television 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Thomas & Friends 8.45 Igam Ogam 9.00 Big School 9.05 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 House 12.40pm Five News 12.50 Warship 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad 3.10 FILM: Murder Among Friends (2001) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours
6.00 Home And Away Alf receives a package containing pictures of Tulip. Is Penn trying to drive him crazy? 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 How Do They Do It? Robert looks at the complicated manufacturing process behind halogen light bulbs and cylinder locks. 8.00 Cowboy Builders Dominic Littlewood and Sheree Murphy track down renegade builders and rescue their unfortunate victims. 9.00 NCIS Ziva shoots dead a serial killer when an undercover operation reaches a dramatic conclusion. 10.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent Logan and Wheeler investigate the attempted assassination of a celebrated Sri Lankan political activist. 11.00 Law And Order Drama series. 11.55 PartyPoker.com World Poker Tour Players include Tony G and WPT Paris High Roller winner Freddy Deeb. 12.50am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 House Doctor 4.25 Brian Sewell’s Grand Tour 5.05 The Family Recipe 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.35 Nick’s Quest
Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Carling Cup Football 10.30 Football Asia 11.00 Revista De La Liga 12.00pm Hyundai A League 12.30 Carling Cup Football 2.00 Football Asia 2.30 Revista De La Liga 3.30 Hyundai A League 4.00 Football Asia 4.30 Carling Cup Football 6.00 Football Asia 6.30 Futbol Mundial 7.00 Sky Sports News 7.30 Gillette Soccer Special 10.00 You’re On Sky Sports 11.30 Futbol Mundial 12.00am Carling Cup Football 1.30 Total Rugby 2.00 Futbol Mundial 2.30 You’re On Sky Sports 4.00 Carling Cup Football 5.30 Futbol Mundial
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics 6.30 Urban Ride 7.00 Revista De La Liga 8.00 International Polocrosse 9.00 Polo 10.00 Pool 11.00 Poker Million 1.00pm Polo 2.00 Pool 3.00 Poker Million 5.00 Watersports World 6.00 European Tour Weekly 6.30 Inside The PGA Tour 7.00 Total Rugby 7.30 LIVE Carling Cup Football 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 European Seniors Tour Golf 12.00am Golfing World 1.00 Inside The PGA Tour 1.30 European Tour Weekly 2.00 Golf: PGA EuroPro Tour 4.00 European Challenge Tour Golf 5.00 European Seniors Tour Golf
Sky Sports 3 6.30am F1 Powerboats 7.00 Golf: PGA EuroPro Tour 9.00 Asian Tour Golf Show 9.30 Challenge Tour Golf 10.00 PGA Golf 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Pool: World Pool Masters 1.00 Sailing: World Match Racing 2.00 Urban Ride 2.30 Mountainbike World 3.00 PGA Golf 4.00 Challenge Tour Golf 6.00 Urban Ride 6.30 International Judo World Circuit 7.00 Champions Tour Golf 8.00 Golf: PGA EuroPro Tour 10.00 European Challenge Tour Golf 11.00 Watersports World 12.00am Formula 3 Euroseries 1.00 Max Power 2.00 Poker Million 4.00 Close Melina Greenfield
12.00pm The Biggest Loser USA 1.00 Project Runway 2.00 Bones 3.00 Stargate Atlantis (x2) 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x2) 7.30 The Middle 8.00 Fat Families 9.00 Bones 10.00 Lie To Me 11.00 FILM: Gladiator (2000) 1.55am Street Wars 2.45 Brainiac
7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 FILM: Deep Impact (1997) 10.50 Family Guy (x2) 11.40 Lip Service 12.40am One Non Blonde: Down Under 1.10 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.40 Great Movie Mistakes 2.35 Lip Service 3.35 One Non Blonde: Down Under 4.05 Don’t Tell The Bride
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 War Walks 8.00 We Need Answers 8.30 A History Of The World: The Birth Of Steam 9.00 Michael Wood’s Story Of England 10.00 Mad Men 10.50 FILM: Scanners (1981) 12.25am Michael Wood’s Story Of England 1.25 A History Of The World 1.55 Getting On
4.40pm Sally Jessy Raphael 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 6.30 Judge Judy 7.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Gossip Girl 9.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.30 Katy Brand vs Mr Hudson 11.00 FILM: American Pie 2 (2001) 1.00am The Only Way Is Essex 1.30 Hell’s Kitchen
1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Monarch Of The Glen 3.10 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.10 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.15 Rising Damp 5.45 Heartbeat 6.50 Monarch Of The Glen 8.00 An Audience With Victoria Wood 9.00 The Best Of The Royal Variety 10.00 Wycliffe 11.10 Numb3rs 12.00am Life 12.55 Wycliffe
12.10pm Veronica Mars 1.05 Scrubs (x2) 2.05 Friends 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Accidentally On Purpose 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Friends (x3) 8.30 Hollyoaks 9.00 Hollyoaks Later 10.00 Desperate Housewives See highlights 11.00 Rude Tube 12.05am Hollyoaks Later 1.10 Rupaul’s Drag Race
4.25pm A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show 9.00 Time Team Special 10.00 The Secrets Of Westminster Abbey: A Time Team Special 11.05 Not Forgotten: The Men Who Wouldn’t Fight 12.10am Time Team
11.00am Boomerang (1947) 12.45pm A Man Called Peter (1955) 3.00 Fathom (1967) 4.55 Dark Command (1940) 6.45 Logan’s Run (1976) 9.00 The Waterboy (1998) 10.45 The Abyss (1989) 1.25am Summer Interlude (1950) 3.25 Close
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thursday 28 Monte Carlo Or Bust ITV1, 9pm Brand new series in which three celeb pairs head out on a madcap jaunt from London to Monte Carlo. Jack Dee and Ade Edmondson hit the road in a VW camper, Jodie Kidd and Julian Clary go posh in a Bentley convertible and Penny Smith and Rory McGrath in a Mini Cooper. Nice work if you can get it.
Child Genius: Five Years On Channel 4, 9pm This return visit to the brainboxes first introduced in 2007 catches up with the talents and discovers how new child geniuses are now emerging. The film revisits chess genius Peter Williams, now 14, and piano prodigy Aimee Kwan, now 15, and also meets painter Kieron Williamson, aged 7, for the first time. Not at all intimidating.
Freak Like Me BBC3, 11.50pm Oh how we love a freak! Russell Kane celebrates Britain’s weird and wonderful personal habits and obsessions. There’s a dance instructor on a spot-squeezing mission, a man who spends up to 10 hours at a time cleaning his car, plus a restaurant manager who wears a brand new pair of pants every day. Just magic.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Animal 24:7 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Cowboy Trap 11.45 To Buy Or Not To Buy 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Land Girls 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Copycats 3.35 Big Babies 3.50 Shaun The Sheep 4.00 Deadly 60 4.30 The Sarah Jane Adventures 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 EastEnders It’s the Vic’s grand reopening but Alfie’s lavish plans suffer a setback. Jay offers Billy some dating advice. And Carol finally opens up to Bianca about her pain. 8.00 Watchdog Anne Robinson and the team meet the hospital patients forced to pay more for watching TV and making phone calls. 9.00 Have I Got News For You The popular news quiz returns, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host John Bishop, and guest panelists including Andy Hamilton. 9.30 Reggie Perrin Nicola is feeling neglected, and is grateful for the attention of her new neighbour. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time Topical debate with a panel of prominent public figures and an invited audience, chaired by David Dimbleby in Glasgow. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo. 12.25am Holiday Weatherview 12.30 Sign Zone: Panorama 1.00 Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.55 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow 2.55 Sign Zone: Restoration Roadshow 3.25 BBC News
6.00am - 9.05 Children’s television 9.05 Buzz And Tell 9.10 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.25 The Large Family 9.40 Toddworld 9.50 Pingu 10.00 Waybuloo 10.20 Clifford The Big Red Dog 10.30 Pablo The Little Red Fox 10.35 3rd And Bird 10.50 Wibbly Pig 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 Animal Park 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 GMT With George Alagiah 1.00 Due South 1.45 Ready Steady Cook 2.15 Instant Restaurant 3.00 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless 5.15 The Hairy Bikers’ Cook Off 6.00 Eggheads Don’t crack under the pressure of this quiz. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Claudia appraises some of the costumes from the series. 7.00 Keith Richards: A Culture Show Special To mark the publication of Keith Richards’ autobiography, Life, this Culture Show special looks at the life of the man with five strings and nine lives. 8.00 Nigella Kitchen There’s Nigella’s no-fuss fruit tart and for evenings when you need speed, ease and restoration there’s lemony salmon with cherry tomato couscous. 8.30 Autumnwatch In Scotland, Gordon Buchanan is on the Orkney Islands to check in on this year’s grey seal pups. 9.30 Autumnwatch Unsprung Audience-led informal live discussion and debate show after the main Autumnwatch programme. 10.00 Never Mind The Buzzcocks Guest presenter is Catherine Tate, with guests Howard Marks, Badly Drawn Boy, Katy Wix and Tulisa Contostavlos. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.20 Keith Richards: A Culture Show Special Repeat. 12.20am The Apprentice: You’re Fired Repeat. 1.05 BBC News 4.00 Germany Inside Out 1-4
6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show
6.35 Yo Gabba Gabba 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 According To Jim 9.25 Coach Trip 9.55 Coach Trip 10.25 Coach Trip 10.55 Coach Trip 11.30 Coach Trip 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 1.05 FILM: Born Free (1966) 2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal: Trick Or Treat 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals
6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Eve is determined to get her man. Viv wonders if Hazel and Bob are just good friends. Rhona tries to clear the air with Paddy. 7.30 How Safe Are Our Borders?: Tonight As the terror threat level across Europe is raised to severe, Morland Sanders investigates security at the UK’s borders. 8.00 Emmerdale Sparks fly between Chas and Alicia at the underwear party. Viv confronts Hazel over Bob. 8.30 Coronation Street Claire’s fancy French dinner is put on hold when Ashley is rushed to hospital. Tyrone and Jack live life to the full. 9.00 Monte Carlo Or Bust See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 FILM: Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Charles Napier, Steven Berkoff, Julia Nickson and George Kee Cheung. All-action sequel. War veteran John Rambo is released from prison and sent back to present-day Vietnam in search of American POWs still being held by the Communists. 12.25am The Zone Including QVC and Challenge Jackpot. 2.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.20 How Safe Are Our Borders?: Tonight 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News
6.00 The Simpsons A trio of terrifying tales sees Bart become a cyborg, Homer on the run for Halloween and a witch casts a lasting spell. 6.30 Hollyoaks Steph surprises Cheryl with a birthday treat. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Religious and ethical issues. 8.00 River Cottage Every Day Hugh and his chefs Gill and Tim try to make the ultimate cheese sandwich. 9.00 Child Genius: Five Years On See highlights. 10.00 The Million Pound Drop Live Davina McCall hosts the new series of the tense quiz show. 11.05 True Blood Betrayed by Daphne, Sam finds himself in an unenviable predicament at the hands of Maryann and her zombie minions. Meanwhile, imprisoned with Hugo at the Light of Day camp, Sookie uses her telepathic powers to reach out to Bill. 12.15am Reaper Comedy series following Sam, a lifelong slacker who discovers that his parents sold his soul to Satan before he was born. 1.10 King Of The Hill (x2) 1.55 Dispatches 2.45 Unreported World 3.10 Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip 3.55 Brothers And Sisters 4.40 ER 5.25 Countdown
6.00am - 8.25 Children’s television 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Thomas & Friends 8.45 Igam Ogam 9.00 Big School 9.05 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 House 12.40pm Five News 12.50 Warship 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad 3.10 FILM: Suburban Madness (2004) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours
6.00 Home And Away Mitzy informs Marilyn of the exact date on which she will die. 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Jaguar Adventure With Nigel Marven Nigel and the team finally obtain the footage they have been seeking, with three jaguar encounters in 24 hours. 8.00 Escape From Alcatraz: The True Story Historical documentary examining a remarkable escape attempt from Alcatraz prison. 9.00 Life After Armageddon One-off docudrama presenting a vision of a world left devastated by a deadly flu pandemic. The film imagines the plight of one ordinary suburban family, who are forced to fight for survival in the postapocalyptic landscape. 11.05 Impaled This one-off documentary uses incredible video footage, X-rays and scans to tell the stories of people who have survived the most shocking accidents and extreme body trauma. 12.05am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com 4.00 House Doctor Home 4.25 Brian Sewell’s Grand Tour 5.05 The Family Recipe 5.10 Nick’s Quest (x2)
Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Carling Cup Football 10.30 Futbol Mundial 11.00 Trans World Sport 12.00pm Total Rugby 12.30 Carling Cup Football 2.00 Trans World Sport 3.00 Futbol Mundial 3.30 Carling Cup Football 5.00 Total Rugby 5.30 Futbol Mundial 6.00 Carling Cup Football 7.00 Sky Sports News 7.30 Premier League World 8.00 The Rugby Club 9.00 Ringside 10.00 Time Of Our Lives 11.00 Carling Cup Football 12.00am Ringside 1.00 Premier League World 1.30 utbol Mundial 2.00 Time Of Our Lives 3.00 Carling Cup Football 4.00 Ringside 5.00 Carling Cup Football
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics 6.30 Urban Ride 7.00 Formula 3 Euroseries 8.00 Trans World Sport 9.00 Urban Ride 9.30 International Judo 10.00 Formula 3 Euroseries 11.00 Aerobics 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 Formula 3 Euroseries 2.00 Urban Ride 2.30 Total Rugby 3.00 Watersports World 4.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 5.00 WWE Special 6.00 Urban Ride 6.30 World Hockey Monthly 7.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 7.30 LIVE Premier League Snooker 11.00 Golfing World 12.00am The Rugby Club 1.00 Premier League Snooker 4.30 The Rugby Club
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Live PGA Tour Golf 9.00 European Tour Weekly 9.30 Champions Tour Golf 10.30 European Tour Weekly 11.00 European Challenge Tour Golf 12.00pm Live European Tour Golf 2.00 F1 Powerboats 2.30 International Judo 3.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 5.00 Formula Kart Stars 5.30 International Judo 6.00 PGA Tour Golf 7.30 European Tour Golf 9.00 European Challenge Tour 10.00 Formula Kart Stars 10.30 International Judo 11.00 WWE: Raw 1.00am WWE NXT 2.00 PGA Tour Golf 3.30 European Tour Golf 5.00 European Challenge Tour Melina Greenfield
2.00pm Bones 3.00 Stargate Atlantis (x2) 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 The Middle 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Modern Family 8.30 The Simpsons 9.00 An Idiot Abroad 10.00 A League Of Their Own (x2) 11.00 NCIS: LA 12.00am Transvestite Wives
8.00 The World’s Strictest Parents 9.00 Wait Till Your Teacher Gets Home! 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 Freak Like Me See highlights 12.20am The World’s Strictest Parents 1.20 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.50 Wait Till Your Teacher Gets Home!
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Seven Ages Of Britain 8.30 The Pre-Raphaelites: Victorian Revolutionaries 9.00 How To Get A Head In Sculpture 10.00 Michael Wood’s Story Of England 11.00 A History Of Horror With Mark Gatiss 12.00am How To Get A Head In Sculpture 1.00 The Secret Life Of The National Grid
1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 Loose Women 4.40 Sally Jessy Raphael 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 The Cube 8.00 The Vampire Diaries 9.00 What Katie Did Next 10.00 Celebrity Juice: X Factor Special 10.45 Cheryl Cole Uncut: Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 12.15am Coronation Street
1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Monarch Of The Glen 3.10 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.10 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.15 Rising Damp 5.45 Heartbeat 6.50 Monarch Of The Glen 8.00 Monk 9.00 Ladies Of Letters 9.30 Rising Damp 10.00 FILM: Private Benjamin (1980) 12.15am FILM: Inside I’m Dancing (2004) 2.05 On The Buses
12.10pm Veronica Mars 1.05 Scrubs (x2) 2.05 Friends 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Accidentally On Purpose 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Friends (x3) 8.30 Hollyoaks 9.00 Hollyoaks Later 10.00 Phoneshop 10.35 Jason Manford: Live 11.45 Rude Tube 12.00am Hollyoaks Later 1.05 Misfits
3.20pm Location, Location, Location 4.25 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Help! My House Is Falling Down 10.00 Without A Trace (x2) 12.00am Help! My House Is Falling Down
11.00am The Sea Inside (2004) 1.25pm Where The Sidewalk Ends (1950) 3.15 Master Of Ballantrae (1953) 5.00 Singin’ In The Rain (1952) 7.00 The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976) 9.00 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) 11.00 Get Rich Or Die Tryin’ (2005) 1.15am Smiles Of A Summer Night (1955)
The Brighton Lights they make me feel so free I’m driving down the London Road To where I want to be In Party Town From Brighton Lights (200,000 people but a million dreams) Theme tune by Eminemmylou
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friday 29 Paul O’Grady Live ITV1, 9pm Get your pumpkins carved and don your fright wigs for Paul’s Halloween spesh. Paul chats to Girls Aloud singer Nadine Coyle, who will be performing her new single. He also talks to Caroline Rhea, the star of cult TV show Sordid Lives. Plus Paul gets the fright of his life. Is that wise for a man with a dodgy ticker?
The Stephen K Amos Show BBC2, 10pm The first episode of the brand new show, featuring stand-up, sketches and special guests. We meet Stephen’s ma, Buki; no nonsense security guard Frank, and we discover Stephen has been approached to release an album. Plus, Stephen takes a look at Nigerian and Oz TV. All that in half an hour! Wow.
Classic Albums BBC4, 9pm Black Sabbath’s second album Paranoid, released in 1970, came to define the sound and style of heavy metal. Using exclusive interviews and a return to the multi-tracks with engineer Tom Allom, the film reveals how Ozzy, Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler and Bill Ward created their dark and heavy sound. Hide your bats.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Animal 24:7 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Cowboy Trap 11.45 To Buy Or Not To Buy 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Land Girls 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Copycats 3.35 Big Babies 3.50 Shaun The Sheep 4.00 Fee Fi Fo Yum 4.30 Horrible Histories 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link
6.00am – 9.10 Children’s television 9.10 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.25 The Large Family 9.40 Toddworld 9.50 Pingu 10.00 Waybuloo 10.20 Clifford The Big Red Dog 10.30 Pablo The Little Red Fox 10.35 3rd And Bird 10.50 Wibbly Pig 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 Animal Park 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 GMT With George Alagiah 1.00 Due South 1.45 Ready Steady Cook 2.15 Instant Restaurant 3.00 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless 5.15 The Hairy Bikers’ Cook Off
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 8.00 EastEnders Ryan finds himself out of his depth as Janine’s behaviour spirals out of control. 8.30 QI Stephen Fry asks unanswerable questions about all things horrible, with Dara O Briain, Chris Addison, Sean Lock and Alan Davies. 9.00 New Tricks The team reinvestigate the 1983 abduction of 18-year-old debutante Barbara Linden-Warner. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show The award-winning host continues his anarchic talk show. 11.20 The National Lottery Draws The National Lottery draws including EuroMillions, Millionaire Raffle and Thunderball, presented by OJ Borg. 11.30 FILM: Halloween: Resurrection (2002) Starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Brad Loree, Busta Rhymes, Bianca Kajlich and Billy Kay. Horror sequel. 12.55am Weatherview 1.00 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? 2.00 Sign Zone: Gareth Malone’s Extraordinary School For Boys 3.00 Sign Zone: Restoration Roadshow 3.30 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Will the Eggheads get a roasting? 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Claudia breaks into rehearsals and chats to a starstudded Friday Panel. 7.00 The Big Silence Abbot Christopher Jamison, a Benedictine monk, believes that he can teach five ordinary people the value of silent meditation – as practised by monks in monasteries. 8.00 Mastermind The subjects are: the life and career of Richard Pryor, the Louie Knight novels of Malcolm Pryce, the Grand National since 1960 and the life and works of Robert Doisneau. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Alys Fowler meets Paul Barnett, an apple man who grows 250 different varieties of apple - on just one tree. 9.00 A Life Without Work Richard Bilton compares the lives of the jobless in 1910 with their modern-day counterparts. 10.00 The Stephen K Amos Show See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.00 The Review Show The week’s cultural highlights. 11.50 Later... With Jools Holland Repeat. 12.50am FILM: Urban Ghost Story (1998) Supernatural drama set in Glasgow.
6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Ryan is stunned to hear that Maisie and Will are back living with Nathan. 7.30 Coronation Street Can Steve persuade Kylie not to take Max back to Cyprus? John panics over Colin when a wreath turns up at Underworld. 8.00 Cheetah Kingdom Carla faces a challenge when she has to release four-year-old female cheetah Twiggy onto the reserve. 8.30 Coronation Street Will Steve and Becky give into Kylie’s demands? John gets a fright while disposing of the card that came with the wreath. Claire shocks the family with her plans for their future. 9.00 Paul O’Grady Live See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 FILM: The Amityville Horror (2005) Starring Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George, Philip Baker Hall, Jesse James and Jimmy Bennett. Horror remake. 12.15am The Zone Including features from QVC and Challenge Jackpot. 2.15 FILM: Blue Crush (2002) Romantic drama. 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News
6.10am Sali Mali 6.15 Planet Cook 6.35 Yo Gabba Gabba 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 According To Jim 9.25 Coach Trip 9.55 Coach Trip 10.25 Coach Trip 10.55 Coach Trip 11.30 Coach Trip 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 1.10 FILM: Living Free (1972) 2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal: Trick Or Treat 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 6.00 The Simpsons When Bart decides to spend a bit of time with Marge, it’s not long before he’s buying tea sets and singing duets. 6.30 Hollyoaks Lee finds himself backed into a corner with an enraged Leanne. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.25 4thought.tv Religious and ethical issues. 7.30 Unreported World Foreign affairs documentary series. 8.00 Come Dine With Me In Sheffield, self-titled ‘people’s champion’ Marshal takes on bodyguard and private eye Janine, trainee surgeon Amanda and vegetarian Neale. 9.00 The Event Fast-paced US conspiracy thriller. 10.00 The Million Pound Drop Live Davina McCall hosts the new series of the tense quiz show. 11.20 FILM: Saw IV (2007) Starring Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Scott Patty, Betsy Russell, Lyriq Bent, Athena Karkanis and Scott Patterson. Gory horror sequel. 1.05am MUSIC ON 4: On Track With Seat Music series which 1.20 This Week’s 4Music Top 20 3.20 No, No, No 3.25 Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip 4.05 Afterworld 4.30 Home Country 4.35 My Eden 4.40 Brothers And Sisters 5.25 Countdown
6.00am - 8.25 Children’s television 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Thomas & Friends 8.45 Igam Ogam 9.00 Big School 9.05 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 House 12.40pm Five News 12.50 Warship 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad 3.05 FILM: Revenge Of The MiddleAged Woman (2004) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours
6.00 Home And Away Penn’s devious behaviour drives Alf to distraction, but he refuses to go to the police. 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Fifth Gear Jason thrashes an Audi supercar and Jonny enters his first ever competitive trackday event. 8.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers The truckers deliver a load of Formula One racing cars to the continent. 9.00 The Mentalist Jane comes face to face with cult leader Bret Stiles, who offers up some information regarding Red John and the missing Kristina Frye. 10.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit An anonymous tip-off leads the investigators to a suspected paedophile. 10.55 CSI: Miami The CSIs investigate when a rapist is brutally murdered after his identity was exposed. 11.55 Cops In Crisis Documentary series about people who have had to face extraordinary, dangerous and harrowing situations, from failed robberies to police shoot-outs. 12.10am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.00 Motorsport Mundial 4.25 Brian Sewell’s Grand Tour 5.05 The Family Recipe 5.10 Nick’s Quest (x2)
Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Carling Cup Football 10.00 Ringside 11.00 Premier League World 11.30 Carling Cup Football 12.30pm Ringside 1.30 LIVE New Zealand Rugby Union 3.30 Carling Cup Football 4.30 Ringside 5.30 Football League Weekend 6.30 Premier League Preview 7.00 Sky Sports News 7.30 LIVE Sky Sports Victory Shield 9.30 Football’s Greatest 10.00 Take It Like A Fan 10.30 Premier League Preview 11.00 Football League Weekend 12.00am Sky Sports Victory Shield 2.00 Take It Like A Fan 2.30 International Rugby League 3.30 Football League Weekend 4.00 Take It Like A Fan 4.30 Football’s Greatest 5.00 NFL London - Preview
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics 6.30 The Rugby Club 7.30 LIVE New Zealand Rugby Union 9.30 The Rugby Club 10.30 Formula Kart Stars 11.00 Aerobics 11.30 Premier League Snooker 3.00pm WWE: Raw 5.00 NFL - Total Access 6.00 World Sport 6.30 IEX Magazine 7.00 International Rugby League 7.30 LIVE Rugby Union 10.00 NFL - London Preview 11.00 NFL Total Access 12.00am Golfing World 1.00 Rugby Union 3.30 World Sport 4.00 European Challenge Tour 5.30 Sky Sports Classics 5.45 LIVE International Rugby League
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Live PGA Tour Golf 9.00 Urban Ride 9.30 Sailing 10.30 World Hockey Monthly 11.00 Trans World Sport 12.00pm LIVE European Tour Golf 2.00 Formula Kart Stars 2.30 World Hockey Monthly 3.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 5.00 Premier League World 5.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 6.00 PGA Tour Golf 7.30 European Tour Golf 9.00 European Challenge Tour 10.00 WWE: Smackdown 12.00am WWE: Bottom Line 1.00 WWE Special 2.00 NFL London Preview 3.00 NFL - Total Access 4.00 New Zealand Rugby Melina Greenfield
12.00pm The Biggest Loser USA 1.00 Project Runway 2.00 Bones 3.00 Stargate Atlantis (x2) 5.00 WWE Superstars 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x2) 7.30 The Middle 8.00 Oops TV 9.00 House 10.00 Thorne: Sleepyhead 11.00 Stargate Universe 12.00am Football’s Greatest 12.30 Road Wars (x2) 2.15 Street Wars
7.00pm Doctor Who (x2) 8.30 The Real Hustle: Celebrity Scammers 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 9.30 Coming Of Age 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Don’t Tell The Bride 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am Russell Howard’s Good News 12.45 Coming Of Age 1.15 Freak Like Me 1.45 The Real Hustle
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Proms 2010: Chopin And Ravel 8.30 The Story Of Allegri’s Miserere 9.00 Classic Albums See highlights 10.00 Heavy Metal Britannia 11.30 Anvil! The Story Of Anvil: Storyville 12.50am Classic Albums 1.50 Heavy Metal Britannia 3.20 BBC Proms 2010: Chopin And Ravel
12.00pm Coronation Street 12.30 Emmerdale (x2) 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 Loose Women 4.40 Judge Judy (x2) 5.30 Paloma Faith: The Hot Desk 5.45 The X Factor 8.00 The X Factor 9.00 The Only Way Is Essex (2) 10.00 FILM: Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001) 12.05am Coronation Street (x2)
1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Monarch Of The Glen 3.10 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.10 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.15 Rising Damp 5.45 Heartbeat 6.50 Monarch Of The Glen 8.00 Pie In The Sky 9.00 A Touch Of Frost 11.10 FILM: A Good Man In Africa (1994) 1.00am Kavanagh QC 2.20 Brideshead Revisited
12.10pm Veronica Mars 1.05 Scrubs (x2) 2.05 Friends 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Accidentally On Purpose 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Friends (x3) 8.30 Hollyoaks 9.00 Hollyoaks Later 10.00 Hollyoaks 10.35 Rude Tube 11.05 Desperate Housewives 12.05am Hollyoaks Later 1.10 Scrubs
3.25pm Location, Location, Location 4.25 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 FILM: Flags Of Our Fathers (2006) 11.35 Heroes Of Comedy 12.40am FILM: Flags Of Our Fathers (2006)
11.00am The Spanish Gardener (1956) 12.50pm A Letter To Three Wives (1949) 2.50 Julia (1977) 5.05 On The Town (1949) 7.00 Three Musketeers (1993) 9.00 Sleepy Hollow (1999) 11.05 The Disappeared (2008) 12.55am Rosemary’s Baby (1968) 3.40 Close
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saturday 30 The X Factor ITV1, 8pm They’re dropping like flies and turning up later at Revenge like gold sequins. We’re talking about contestants. With the introduction of the wild cards there obviously had to be a mighty cull early on but it’s still a shock to the system. Anyway, they’re all singing for their place in next week’s show. Brutal.
The Making Of Elton John: Madman Across The Water BBC2, 9.45pm Part biography, part album launch. This documentary follows the story of Elton John from childhood, to his musical apprenticeship and sudden US success in the ’70s, all the way to his most recent album, which sees him reunite with his US mentor Leon Russell. Lots really.
Film: Alien Film4, 10.35pm The 1970 film that took things that go bump in the night into outer space. A classic haunted house tale relocated to a spaceship. Something’s out there and the crew of the Nostromo can’t see it until they’re in its sights. Starring Sigourney Weaver, John Hurt, Ian Holm and Lance Henriksen as the intrepid miners pulled off course.
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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Nigella Kitchen 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Football Focus 1.00 Darts: World Masters 4.30 Final Score 5.30 BBC News 5.45 South East Today 5.55 Walk On The Wild Side
6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 Live ‘n’ Deadly 10.00 Little Howard’s Big Question 10.25 Sam And Mark’s Guide To Dodging Disaster 10.50 Dennis & Gnasher 11.00 ROY 11.30 The Big Performance 12.00pm The Cut 12.25 Teensville: Italia Conti - Living The Dream 12.50 Popatron 1.20 The 5.19 Show 1.35 The Season 2.05 FILM: Whale Rider (2002) 3.40 The Great British Bake Off 4.40 The Great British Bake Off 5.40 Paul Merton’s Weird And Wonderful World Of Early Cinema
6.25 Strictly Come Dancing Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly host a Halloween special of the celebrity dance contest, as the 11 remaining couples perform live with variety of trick and treats, dancing the jive, paso, Viennese waltz or Argentine tango. Voting lines open after everyone has danced. 7.55 Merlin Fantasy drama. 8.40 The National Lottery Draws The Thunderball, Dream Number and Lotto draws live from Lottery HQ. 8.55 Casualty Medical drama series. With the inspection due in two weeks’ time, Jordan rallies the troops. To what lengths will Kirsty go to make it through her shift? And Mads believes she can save the day – but can she? Depends what’s wrong with the day in the first place. 9.45 The Armstrong And Miller Show Sketch show starring Alexander Armstrong and Ben Miller. Featuring the return of the RAF pilots and the cavemen, and introducing two vampires in the modern world. 10.15 BBC News T 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker, Alan Hansen and Lee Dixon cast their eyes over the day’s Premier League fixtures. 11.50 The Football League Show Manish Bhasin presents all the action from across the Football League. 1.10am Weatherview 1.15 (BST) BBC News
6.40 Dad’s Army Wartime sitcom. Captain Mainwaring and the men of the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard enlist the help of a recruit with four feet. 7.10 Timewatch History series. More than 3000 years ago, the rebel Pharaoh Akhenaten marched his people from his capital Thebes to build a new city in the desert. It took 20 years to build. The city was designed as a religious utopia. But, after 25 years of digging, experts are suggesting that Akhenaten was nothing but a despot. Bad chap? 8.00 Renaissance Revolution All manner of things going on here. 9.00 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the classic news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 9.45 The Making Of Elton John: Madman Across The Water See highlights. 10.45 Electric Prom Elton John in concert at the Roundhouse with his friend and mentor Leon Russell and special guests Plan B and Rumer. 11.45 Elton John At The BBC Elton John’s career tracked in archive from performances, interviews and clips. 12.45am The Stephen K Amos Show 1.15 (BST) Never Mind The Buzzcocks 1.45 (BST) Genius With Dave Gorman 1.15 FILM: (GMT) Halloween IV: The Return Of Michael Myers (1988)
6.00 – 8.05am Children’s television 8.05 Horrid Henry 8.25 SpongeBob SquarePants 8.40 SpongeBob SquarePants 9.00 The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody 9.25 The Cool Stuff Collective 9.50 Planet Sketch 10.00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 10.30 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 11.30 This Morning: Saturday 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.40 Best Ever Worst Auditions 3 1.40 FILM: Babe: Pig In The City (1998) 3.20 FILM: Thunderball (1965) 5.45 Meridian News And Weather 6.00 ITV News & Weather 6.15 All Star Family Fortunes Vernon Kay hosts. In this edition, top chef and King of the Jungle Gino D’Acampo goes head to head with Coronation Street star Michelle Keegan.Who’s got the funniest uncle? 7.00 All New You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill showcases more of the funniest home footage filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones. 7.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Harry has been scouring this week’s TV for the rib-tickling nuggets that passed the rest of us by and he is sure to have another humdinger of a Burp raring to go! Place your bets who’ll be fighting this time. 8.00 The X Factor See highlights. 9.45 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Rod Stewart Piers Morgan chats to rock legend Rod Stewart in one of his most revealing interviews ever. Rod talks about the women in his life, his battle with cancer and about becoming a dad again at the age of 65. He will also be performing an exclusive track from his new album. 10.40 ITV News; Weather 11.00 Rod Stewart: For One Night Only Rod Stewart perform. 12.15am Dating The Enemy 12.45 (BST) The Zone 1.50 (GMT) Sons & Daughters 2.10 FILM: Elvis: The Early Years (2005) 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News
6.10am Sali Mali 6.15 Planet Cook 6.35 Yo Gabba Gabba 7.00 World Sport 7.25 The McCain Track And Field Show 7.55 The Morning Line 8.55 One Tree Hill 9.50 Ugly Betty 10.50 The Hollyoaks Music Show Playlist With Matalan.co.uk 11.20 Jay-Z: Real Stories 12.20pm Friends 12.50 Scrubs 1.25 That Paralympic Show 1.55 Channel 4 Racing 3.55 Come Dine With Me 4.25 Come Dine With Me 4.55 Come Dine With Me 5.25 Come Dine With Me 6.00 Come Dine With Me In Leicester, Stephanie reckons that all she needs to do to win the prize is let her food do the talking. Yeah, right. Arrogance, thy name is Stephanie. 6.30 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv 7.00 Grand Designs Kevin McCloud hosts. Alan Dawson attempts to assemble a house in the style of a giant Meccano set, despite having no architectural training. This’ll be good. 8.00 Apocalypse: The Second World War Comprehensive six-part guide to World War II, using digitallyrestored footage and original colour home movies. This first episode covers Hitler’s invasion of Poland. 9.00 The Pillars Of The Earth A lavish historical drama series set in 12th-century England where the death of King Henry I prompts a battle for the throne. 10.00 FILM: The Brave One (2007) Starring Jodie Foster, Terrence Howard, Naveen Andrews. Vigilante thriller. Disillusioned with the justice system after a brutal street attack in which her fiance was killed and she was left for dead, a radio host arms herself and takes to the streets. 12.20am Let Me In: Movie Special 12.50 FILM: (BST) Welcome To Sajjanpur (2008) 2.20 (GMT) Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip 3.05 Brothers And Sisters 3.45 The OC 4.30 The OC 5.15 Countdown
6.00 – 8.10am Children’s television 8.10 Little Princess 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.55 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 George Shrinks 10.00 Your Sport 10.05 How Do They Do It? 10.35 The Gadget Show 11.35 Rory And Paddy’s Even Greater British Adventure 12.35pm Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers 1.35 FILM: Merlin (1998) 5.10 FILM: Raid On Entebbe (1977)
7.55 Five News 8.00 The Mentalist US drama series following the work of CBI consultant Patrick Jane. Jane comes face to face with cult leader Bret Stiles, who offers up some information regarding Red John and the missing Kristina Frye. 8.45 NCIS Drama series. A barman wakes up to find the girl he went home with lying dead beside him. To confuse matters further, he claims that the girl lying next to him was not the girl he originally took home. 9.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series about a team of forensic investigators in Las Vegas. The CSIs investigate the disturbing death of a three-year-old girl whose identity remains unknown. 10.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series. Catherine and Vartann stake out a hotel room narcotics lab, while the discovery of a woman’s body leads Ray and Nick into a murky underground fetish scene. Murky eh? No proper clean filtration system perhaps. 11.45 Forensic Files Documentary. 12.15am (BST) SuperCasino Live 3.05 (GMT) Animal Rescue Squad 3.15 White Van Man 4.05 Fifth Gear 4.30 Street Market Chefs 4.55 Your Sport 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car
Sky Sports 1 6.00am Football League Weekend 7.00 Take It Like A Fan 7.30 Live New Zealand Rugby Union 9.30 Live International Rugby Union 11.30 International Rugby League 1.00pm LIVE European Tour Golf 5.00 LIVE Premiership Rugby Union 7.30 International Rugby League 9.00 LIVE Saturday Fight Night 11.00 Premiership Rugby Union 12.00am Football’s Greatest 12.30 (BST) International Rugby League 1.00 (GMT) Saturday Fight Night 3.00 Football’s Greatest 3.30 Premiership Rugby Union 4.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 5.00 WWE Special
Sky Sports 2 8.30am Ringside 9.30 Take It Like A Fan 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm Take It Like A Fan 12.30 Sky Sports Classics 12.45 NFL - London Preview 1.45 NFL - America’s Game 2.45 NFL – Total Access 3.45 NFL – London Preview 4.45 Football’s Greatest 5.15 LIVE Football League: Championship 7.30 You’re On Sky Sports 8.25 Football First: Game Of The Day 10.15 Football First: Match Choice 11.45 Football First: Match Choice 1.15am (BST) Football First: Match Choice 1.45 (GMT) Football First: Match Choice 3.15 Spanish Football 4.45 Sky Sports Classics 5.00 Max Power
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Live PGA Tour Golf 9.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 9.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 10.00 WWE: Smackdown 12.00pm WWE: The Bottom Line 1.00 Max Power 2.00 WWE Special 3.00 WWE: Smackdown 5.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 6.00 PGA Tour Golf 7.30 European Tour Golf 9.00 European Challenge Tour 10.00 WWE: Late Night Superstars 11.00 WWE NXT 12.00am WWE: Smackdown 1.00 (BST) WWE: Bottom Line 2.00 (GMT) NFL – London Preview 3.00 NFL – Total Access 4.00 European Challenge Tour 5.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf Victoria Nangle
1.00pm Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 2.00 Project Runway 3.00 My Pet Shame 4.00 The Middle (x5) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Teenage Gamblers 9.00 FILM: Training Day (2001) 11.20 Fringe 12.20am Classic Albums 1.25 (BST) Night Cops 1.15 (GMT) Ross Kemp: Battle For The Amazon
7.00pm Special 1 TV 7.05 Top Gear 7.55 FILM: Eight Below (2006) 9.45 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 10.30 Family Guy (x2) 11.15 American Dad! (x2) 12.00am Lip Service 1.00 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 1.45 (BST) Him & Her (x6)
7.00pm Life 8.00 Michael Wood’s Story Of England 9.00 Wallander 10.30 Mad Men 11.15 Getting On 11.45 FILM: Night Of The Living Dead (1968) 1.20am (BST) A History Of Horror With Mark Gatiss (x3) 3.20 (GMT) Transylvania Babylon
4.55pm FILM: Kindergarten Cop (1990) 7.00 Denise & Fearne’s Charity Trek 8.00 Fiddles, Cheats & Scams 9.00 Grimefighters 9.30 Alexandra Burke: The Hot Desk 9.45 The Xtra Factor 11.00 Louis Walsh & Kian Egan’s Next Big Thing Wonderland 12.00am Celebrity Juice 12.45 What Katie Did Next
9.50am Goodnight Sweetheart 10.25 Upstairs, Downstairs (x2) 12.50pm FILM: Clockwise (1986) 2.45 Wycliffe 3.50 Pie In The Sky 4.55 Monk 5.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Wire In The Blood 11.00 Cracker 12.05am Swingtown 1.00 Poirot
8.50am Supernanny US (x3) 11.25 Wife Swap 12.25pm How To Look Good Naked 1.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.00 Make It Or Break It 5.00 Friends (x3) 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 8.25 Friends (x3) 10.00 FILM: Big Trouble In Little China (1986) 12.00am David Blaine: What Is Magic? 1.00 Reno 911
9.00am A Place In The Sun 9.30 Time Team (x4) 1.30pm FILM: The Battle Of Britain (1969) 3.55 Grand Designs (x3) 7.05 Relocation: Phil Down Under 8.05 Grand Designs (x2) 10.15 Warsaw Ghetto: The Unfinished Film 12.15am (BST) Time Team (x2) 1.25 (GMT) Warsaw Ghetto: The Unfinished Film
11.00am Springfield Rifle (1952) 12.50pm The Social Network Special 1.00 Say Anything (1989) 3.00 Dark Command (1940) 4.50 Edge Of Darkness (1943) 7.10 Big Business (1988) 9.00 Cloverfield (2008) 10.35 Alien (1979). See highlight. 12.50am Night Watch (2004)
Cat Barker and our crew go on a magical mystery coach tour across the channel to visit White Nights sister festival Nuit Blanche Amiens in France.
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sunday 31 James May’s Man Lab BBC2, 9pm A brand new series in which James May pioneers the movement of men relearning man skills. From Man Lab HQ. Get the feeling there might be a password and a sign saying ‘no gurls’? The series kicks off with learning how to diffuse a bomb, build a concrete kitchen, woo a lady and make a fishfinger sarnie.
Downton Abbey ITV1, 9pm The lavish period drama from the Oscar-winning pen of Julian Fellowes continues, with Sybil’s growing interest in politics landing her in hot water – so unbecoming of a lady! Mind you, there’s romance elsewhere when Mary and Matthew get closer, and Bates has a blimmin’ busy time of it. So many people!
The 100 Greatest Scary Moments E4, 9pm It’s Halloween, the clocks have changed, you’re feeling utterly discombobulated, so why not scare yourself silly too? From Hammer to Hitchock, David Lynch and Freddie Kruger, as well as a few soap horrors along the way, there’s lots. And of course it’s hosted by Jimmy Carr.
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6.00am Breakfast 7.40 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Country Tracks 12.00pm The Politics Show 1.00 Cash In The Attic 1.45 Bargain Hunt 2.30 Diagnosis Murder 3.15 EastEnders 5.10 Points Of View 5.25 Songs Of Praise
6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Arthur 7.15 League Of Super Evil 7.25 Sportsround 7.40 Bear Behaving Badly 8.00 Scoop 8.25 Hotel Trubble 8.55 Sam And Mark’s Guide To Dodging Disaster 9.00 Deadly 60 9.30 Gastronuts 10.00 Something For The Weekend 11.30 Escape To The Country 12.30pm MotoGP 2010: Round 17 – Estoril 2.00 Darts: World Masters 5.05 Rugby League: Four Nations – Highlights
6.05 BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Countryfile Autumn Special Autumn. Leaves’n’that. 7.30 Strictly Come Dancing Results Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman welcome viewers to a Halloween results show. Featuring a special appearance by Alice Cooper. Work out that Sunday night incongruity, if you will. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team of experts return for a second visit to Hopetoun House in Queensferry, Scotland. Goodies! 9.00 Single Father Relationship drama. Matt begs Sarah for another chance to make their relationship work, while Sarah anxiously waits to see if Dave will go ahead with the paternity tests. The hearing into Rita’s death takes place, and the trauma of reliving Rita’s last moments forces Dave to re-evaluate everything. No laughs at all. Not one. 10.00 BBC News . 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Match Of The Day 2 Colin Murray presents highlights of the day’s Premier League matches. 11.35 American Football: Highlights From Wembley American Football stuff’n’bits. 12.35am The Apprentice 1.35 Spooks 2.35 Weatherview 2.40 Sign Zone: Holby City 3.40 Secret Britain 4.40 BBC News
6.00 Teaching Awards 2010 Teaching Awards 2010. 7.00 Top Gear Motoring news and views from the usual team. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May take on the challenge of making an ordinary second-hand car lap the test track as fast as a brandnew, purpose-built sports saloon. Also, James travels to the frozen north to discover why the Finns are such good racing drivers. Meanwhile, Richard hammers around the track in the outlandish Veritas sports car and Mark Wahlberg is the Hollywood Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. 8.00 Return Of The Rhino: A Last Chance To See Special Documentary that does exatly what it says it will. Lovely rhino. 9.00 James May’s Man Lab See highlights. 10.00 Psychoville Halloween Special Psychoville returns with a spooktacular hour-long Halloween special. Four tales of terror unfold as location manager Phil Walker investigates the abandoned ruins of Ravenhill Psychiactric hospital. 11.00 Genius With Dave Gorman Repeat of last Monday’s show. 11.30 FILM: Black Sheep (2007) Dark comedy. 12.55am A History Of Horror With Mark Gatiss 1.55 FILM: Halloween 5: Revenge Of Michael Myers (1989) 3.25 BBC News
6.00am Boblins 6.15 Boblins 6.25 Boblins 6.35 Fluffy Gardens 6.45 Jungle Junction 7.00 Jungle Junction 7.10 Bookaboo 7.25 Cosmic Quantum Ray 7.55 Shaggy & ScoobyDoo: Get A Clue! 8.20 Penguins Of Madagascar 8.40 Penguins Of Madagascar 9.00 The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody 9.25 Finger Tips 9.45 The X Factor 11.30 This Morning: Sunday 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 Coronation Street Omnibus 2.55 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Downton Abbey 6.05 Meridian News; Weather 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Repeat of yesterday’s show. In case you were out partying and that. 7.00 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents the tense gameshow. Confident contestant Christian has been in training to try and bag the huge cash prize – but can the Cube find his weak spot and stop him in his tracks? Play along at home. Don’t break the china. 8.00 The X Factor Dermot O’Leary reveals the results of the public vote. The two acts with the fewest votes must sing again before the judges decide who will be sent home. Plus there are two live performances from some of the hottest names in pop. 9.00 Downton Abbey See highlights. 10.05 ITV News & Weather 10.15 Paul McCartney And Wings: Band On The Run Dermot O’Leary interviews music icon Sir Paul McCartney about his seminal Wings album Band on the Run ahead of the record’s re-release in November. 11.15 Whitechapel Last in the series of the gripping crime drama. Repat of last Monday’s episode. 12.15am Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Rod Stewart 1.05 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership 1.50 The Zone 2.30 Motorsport UK 3.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News
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6.00 – 6.55am Chidlren’s television 6.55 Volkswagen Racing Cup 7.20 Freesports On 4 7.50 Friends 8.15 Friends 8.45 Hollyoaks Omnibus 11.15 Live And Lost With Blackberry 11.20 N-Dubz: Video Exclusive 11.25 The Inbetweeners Revealed! 11.55 JLS Only Tonight: Live From London 1.00pm The Simpsons (x2) 2.00 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals (x5) 4.40 Deal Or No Deal: Trick Or Treat 5.30 Time Team
6.00 – 8.10am Children’s television 8.10 Little Princess 8.25 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.45 Hana’s Helpline 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 George Shrinks 10.00 ICarly 10.35 True Jackson, VP 11.10 Your Sport 11.25 Street Market Chefs 11.55 Wild Animal ER 12.30pm Cowboy Builders 1.30 FILM: The Ghost Of Greville Lodge (2000) 3.15 FILM: The Canterville Ghost (1996) 5.10 Five News 5.15 FILM: The Witches (1990)
6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Football’s Greatest 7.00 LIVE International Rugby League 9.30 Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals On Sunday 1.00pm LIVE Ford Super Sunday 3.30 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 6.30 LIVE Spanish Football 8.00 LIVE Spanish Football 10.00 Ford Football Special 11.30 Scottish Premier League 12.00am Spanish Football 2.00 Ford Football Special 3.30 Scottish Premier League 4.00 Spanish Football
6.30 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv 7.00 The Genius Of British Art Janet Street-Porter revisits her teenage years to demonstrate how modern art has reflected social and cultural change. Damien Hirst, Tracey Emin and Grayson Perry are among those interviewed. 8.00 Undercover Boss USA Joel Manby, the CEO of an American company that runs amusement parks, wants to see how the recession has affected his workers. Highs and lows – boom-boom! 9.00 The Secret Millionaire Dotcom millionaire Marcelle Speller leaves behind London life and heads to the coastal city of Plymouth, where an estimated one quarter of the population live in deprivation. Spending time at a local community centre and helping out a children’s charity, the 60-year-old also gives away thousands of pounds of her own fortune. Let’s get some cabinet ministers going undercover next, eh? 10.00 Desperate Housewives Quirky comedy drama series. Susan is less than pleased when she finds out that some of her best and sexiest internet show moves are being copied by a competitor. 10.55 Seven Days Documentary. 12.00am American Football Live 3.45 Rat Race Stockton 4.15 Emily’s Song 4.30 ER 5.15 Countdown
7.10 FILM: Little Man (2006) Starring Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Kerry Washington, John Witherspoon, Lochlyn Munro and Chazz Palminteri. Anarchic comedy from the Wayans camp. Upon discovering an abandoned baby on their doorstep, a childless couple initially celebrate – until it emerges that the infant is really a tiny criminal intent on stealing a priceless diamond. As you do. Que? 9.00 FILM: Dumb And Dumber (1994) Starring Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels, Lauren Holly, Teri Garr, Karen Duffy and Mike Starr. Slapstick comedy about a pair of idiotic friends who set off on a madcap journey to return a briefcase to its owner. However, they are blissfully unaware that the case contains a large amount of ransom money for the owner’s kidnapped husband. 11.15 FILM: Evil Woman (2001) Starring Steve Zahn, Jack Black, Jason Biggs, Amanda Peet and Neil Diamond. Comedy about a trio of dim former high-school buddies. When one of them becomes engaged to a fiendish and spiteful bombshell, the other two decide to protect their friend by sabotaging the wedding. 1.00am SuperCasino 4.05 Golf: European Challenge 4.55 Your Sport 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car
6.00am Premiership Rugby Union 7.00 Football First: Match Choice 8.30 Premiership Rugby Union 9.30 LIVE International Cricket 1.00pm IEX Magazine 1.30 NFL - London Preview 2.30 Canter Banter 3.00 International Rugby League 4.30 LIVE NFL 8.30 LIVE NFL 12.00am International Cricket 2.00 International Rugby League 3.30 Close
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Sky Sports 3 8.00am Spanish Football 9.30 IEX Magazine 10.00 Saturday Fight Night 12.00pm LIVE European Tour Golf 4.00 PGA Tour Golf 5.30 Watersports World 6.30 Scottish Premier League 7.00 PGA Tour Golf 8.30 European Tour Golf 10.00 International Rugby League 11.30 PGA Tour Golf 1.00am European Tour Golf 2.30 Close
12.00pm Futurama (x2) 1.00 The Real A & E 1.30 Super Nurses 2.00 Fat Families (x3) 5.00 Futurama 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Middle (x2) 7.00 The Simpsons (x3) 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Thorne: Scaredycat 10.00 House 11.00 An Idiot Abroad 12.00am FILM: Dr Jekyll And Mr Hyde (2008)
7.00pm Are You Fitter Than A Pensioner? 8.00 The World’s Strictest Parents 9.00 Gavin And Stacey (x4) 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.45 American Dad! (x2) 11.30 Gavin And Stacey (x2) 12.30am Being Human (x2) 2.25 The World’s Strictest Parents 3.25 Are You Fitter Than A Pensioner? 4.25 Freak Like Me
7.00pm Time To Remember 7.30 How To Get A Head In Sculpture 8.30 More Dawn French’s Girls Who Do: Comedy 9.00 Mark Lawson Talks To Julie Walters 10.05 Screen One: Pat And Margaret 11.35 FILM: Halloween (1978) 1.00am Classic Albums 1.55 Heavy Metal Britannia 3.25 Mark Lawson/Julie Walters
2.35pm Harry Hill’s TV Burp 3.05 All New You’ve Been Framed! 3.35 FILM: The Mummy (1999) 5.55 FILM: Casper (1995) 8.00 The Vampire Diaries 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.30 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 11.30 The Only Way Is Essex 12.00am Katy Brand Vs Mr Hudson
12.35pm Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1.40 Kavanagh QC 3.20 FILM: Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971) 5.15 The Darling Buds Of May (x2) 7.25 Ladies Of Letters 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 FILM: Ray (2004) 12.00am PD James: An Unsuitable Job For A Woman 1.55 Poirot
12.00pm Wife Swap USA 12.55 How To Look Good Naked 2.00 One Tree Hill 2.55 FILM: Crocodile Dundee II (1988) 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Glee 7.00 Life Unexpected 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 The 100 Greatest Scary Moments. See highlights. 1.05am Supernanny US (x3) 3.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus
10.00am Scrapheap Challenge (x4) 2.20pm Location, Location, Location (x5) 5.05 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 River Cottage 9.00 Ramsay’s Best Restaurant 10.05 Father Ted 10.35 Father Ted 11.05 Hung 11.40 Black Books 12.10am The IT Crowd 12.45 Curb Your Enthusiasm 1.20 Deal Or No Deal: Trick Or Treat
11.00am Fathom (1967) 1.00pm Bugsy Malone (1976) 2.50 Across The Wide Missouri (1951) 4.25 Logan’s Run (1976) 6.40 Ever After (1998) 9.00 The Others (2001) 11.00 White Noise (2004) 12.50am The Innocents (1961) 2.50 The Social Network Special 3.00 Close
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monday 1 november The Little House ITV1, 9pm Crikey! You know it’s Monday ‘cause there’s an ITV drama tugging at your noggin with a psychological storyline. This new two-parter based on a Philippa Gregory novel about a young woman’s battle of wills with her mother-in-law. You know the ingredients: isolated young mum, difficult baby, cunning older lady.
The Trip BBC2, 10pm This new comedy series sees Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon united again. When Steve is commissioned by a national newspaper to review half a dozen restaurants he decides to have fun with it and plans a trip around the North of England with his girlfriend. She then hops it. Time to call Rob to join the adventure.
One Tree Hill E4, 9pm & 10pm It’s a double bill of twentysomething angst, but very beautiful with it. Who knew that growing up in a small town would deliver such good dental work? Anyway, Haley ‘s in a bit of a mood and Nathan’s trying to cheer her up. Julian shows his finished film to Brooke, and Clay has to deal with an ‘upset’ Katie.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Animal 24/7 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Cowboy Trap 11.45 To Buy Or Not To Buy 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Moving On 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Copycats 3.30 Big Babies 3.45 Bernard 3.50 Shaun The Sheep 4.00 Hotel Trubble 4.30 Blue Peter 4.55 Deadly 60 Bite Size 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out Joel Mapp finds out why France wants to ban our crosschannel swimmers, and Kaddy LeePreston finds out why big men in leotards are making a comeback in Kent and Sussex. 8.00 EastEnders Lily’s disappearance throws Stacey and the Slaters into a state of panic, while a shell-shocked Ryan struggles to come to terms with Janine’s psychotic behaviour. Did he not meet her before they wed?! 8.30 Panorama Vigorous investigation of a topical issue. 9.00 Spooks Drama series about the British Security Service. 10.00 BBC News 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Ask Rhod Gilbert Rhod Gilbert is joined by the his flatmate Lloyd Langford and mate Grag Davies, plus some celebs to answer questions. Funny. Makes you want to be there to buy them a pint. 11.15 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most. 12.00am Damages (x2) 1.25 Weatherview 1.30 Sign Zone: The Apprentice 2.30 The Great British Bake Off 3.30 Restoration Roadshow (x2) 4.30 BBC News
6.00 – 9.10am Children’s television 9.10 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.25 The Large Family 9.40 Toddworld 9.50 Pingu 10.00 Waybuloo 10.20 Clifford’s Puppy Days 10.30 Pablo The Little Red Fox 10.35 3rd And Bird 10.50 Wibbly Pig 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 Animal Park 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 GMT With George Alagiah 1.00 Due South 1.45 Film 2010 With Claudia Winkleman 2.15 Escape In Time 3.00 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless 5.15 The Hairy Bikers’ Cook Off 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two All the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. 7.00 This World International investigative documentary series. 8.00 University Challenge In the first of the second round matches Christ’s College Cambridge plays Edinburgh for a place in the quarter finals. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 Masterchef: The Professionals Chef Michel Roux Jnr and vegetable expert Gregg Wallace are on the hunt for a young chef who wants to make it to the top of the culinary world. 10.00 The Trip See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 A History Of Horror With Mark Gatiss Series in which Mark Gatiss celebrates the greatest achievements of horror cinema. If you missed it on BBC4 this is well worth a butchers. A delightful personal anthology of early horror flicks, along with interveiws and clips. Good show! 12.20am Paul Merton Looks At Alfred Hitchcock 1.20 BBC News 4.00 Talk Spanish (x6) 5.30 Eurografters: Spain
6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale A guilty Rhona has news for Marlon. 7.30 Coronation Street Another sinister delivery leaves John shaken. Kylie’s demands put a strain on Becky and Steve’s relationship. 8.00 Wild Britain With Ray Mears Ray Mears explores the atmospheric lowland wetlands of Somerset in his canoe. He finds little egrets hunting and goes in search of food himself. 8.30 Coronation Street John decides to take action over the poison pen letters. Katy and Chesney’s defiance continues to anger Owen. He’s gunna blow, cap’n. 9.00 The Little House See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Death On The Bay: Real Crime Programme investigating the deaths of twenty-three Chinese cockle pickers on Morecambe Sands. 11.35 Monte Carlo Or Bust Brand new series in which three celebrity pairs head out from London to Monte Carlo. Jack Dee and Ade Edmondson are in a VW camper van, Jodie Kidd and Julian Clary in a Bentley convertible and Penny Smith and Rory McGrath drive a Mini Cooper. 12.30am The Zone 2.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News
6.00am Sali Mali 6.05 The Treacle People 6.15 Planet Cook 6.35 Yo Gabba Gabba 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 According To Jim 9.20 Coach Trip (x5) 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or USA? 1.05 FILM: A Man Alone (1955) 2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Theresa is prevented from comforting her baby by Carmel. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Dispatches: Street Kids Award-winning director Nick Read follows four homeless teenagers over the course of six months, as the youngsters struggle to fend for themselves on Britain’s streets. 9.00 Coppers Hard-hitting documentary series providing a rare insight into the realities of policing modern Britain, with access to forces across the country. The first programme follows staff at the Medway custody suite in Gillingham. 10.00 Chris Moyles’ Quiz Night Weekly topical entertainment show. Joining Chris are Michael McIntyre, Louis Walsh and Jessie Wallace. 10.50 Ramsay’s Best Restaurant Two North African restaurants – Azou, a small restaurant in west London, and Momo, an acclaimed restaurant in London’s West End – compete. 11.55 Bestival Presents Dizzee Rascal With Topman Ctrl 12.10am MUSIC ON 4: Tinchy Stryder: Video Exclusive 12.20 MUSIC ON 4: Russian Standard Vodka Originals Presents The Noisettes 12.50 Party Poker: Premier League Poker 1.45 FILM: Well Done Abba (2010) 4.10 FILM: Kind Hearts And Coronets (1949)
6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Mio Mao 8.35 Thomas & Friends 8.50 Igam Ogam 9.00 Pocoyo 9.05 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 House 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Warship 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Meals In Moments 3.05 FILM: Agent Of Influence (2002) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours
6.00 Home And Away Sid confronts Mitzy in light of her revelation of Marilyn’s ‘end date’. Will Sid’s latest outburst spell the end for his relationship with Marilyn? 6.25 Live From Studio Five 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 How Do They Do It? Robert Llewellyn focuses on the construction of one of the world’s most common passenger airliners, and examines the engineering behind a modern chainsaw. Rrrorrrrowwwww!!! 8.00 The Gadget Show Jason and Ortis test a martial arts simulator and a flight simulator respectively, and Polly looks at the best new apps available to download. 9.00 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green New series of the fishing adventure show with Robson Green. The latest stop on his world tour is Brazil, home to the most famous river of all – the Amazon. In Brazil, Robson fishes for deadly piranhas. Tasty? 10.00 FILM: Above The Law (1988) Starring Steven Seagal, Pam Grier, Henry Silva, Daniel Faraldo, Nicholas Kusenko and Sharon Stone. Actionpacked thriller in which a tough unorthodox cop risks his life attempting to smash a deadly drug cartel. Any other kind of cop?. 12.00am The Gadget Show 1.00 SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Brian Sewell’s Grand Tour 5.10 Nick’s Quest 5.35 Nick’s Quest
Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.30 Scottish Premier League 11.00 Spanish Football 12.30pm UEFA Champions League Weekly 1.00 Ford Football Special 2.30 Scottish Premier League 3.00 Spanish Football 5.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.30 Netbusters 7.00 LIVE Ford Monday Night Football 10.30 Netbusters 11.00 A League Of Their Own 11.30 SPL Round-Up 12.00am Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.00 Ford Monday Night Football 3.00 Netbusters 3.30 Watersports World 4.30 Max Power 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Urban Ride 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 PGA Tour Golf 9.30 European Tour Golf 11.00 Saturday Fight Night 1.00pm PGA Tour Golf 2.30 European Tour Golf 4.00 Saturday Fight Night 6.00 Urban Ride 6.30 Great Run Series 7.00 Fishing: Thinking Tackle 8.00 NFL 10.00 Showjumping 11.00 British Carp Angling Championships 12.00am Fishing: Thinking Tackle 1.00 European Tour Golf 2.00 PGA Tour Golf 3.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 4.30 PGA Tour Classic 5.30 Close
Sky Sports 3 8.00am Canter Banter 8.30 Elite League Ice Hockey 9.30 International Rugby League 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm NFL 2.00 Elite League Ice Hockey 3.00 International Rugby League 4.30 This Week In WWE 5.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 Showjumping 8.00 NASCAR 9.00 Wild Spirits 9.30 Great Run Series 10.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 LIVE WWE: Late Night Raw 3.15 Close
12.00pm The Biggest Loser USA 1.00 Project Runway 2.00 Stargate Atlantis (x2) 4.00 Cold Case 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x2) 7.30 The Middle 8.00 Fat Families 9.00 Wives 10.00 NCIS: LA 11.00 Bones 12.00am A League Of Their Own (x2)
7.00pm Merlin 7.45 Doctor Who 8.30 Freak Like Me 9.00 The World’s Strictest Parents 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Kids With Guns: Stacey Dooley Investigates 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.20am World’s Strictest Parents 1.20 Freak Like Me 1.45 Wait Till Your Teacher Gets Home! 2.45 Are You Fitter Than A Pensioner?
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Atom 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 Twitchers: A Very British Obsession 10.00 Natural World 10.50 Why Birds Sing 12.10am BBC Proms 2010: Chopin And Ravel 1.10 Atom 2.10 Natural World 3.00 Twitchers: A Very British Obsession
3.40pm Loose Women 4.40 Sally Jessy Raphael 5.30 Judge Judy (x2) 6.30 ITV At The Movies 7.00 All New You’ve Been Framed! 7.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 8.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 9.00 Denise & Fearne’s Charity Trek 10.00 FILM: Three Kings (1999) 12.20am Celebrity Juice: X Factor Special
1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Monarch Of The Glen 3.10 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.10 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.15 Rising Damp 5.45 Heartbeat 6.50 Monarch Of The Glen 8.00 Jeeves And Wooster 9.00 John Sergeant On The Tourist Trail 10.00 Taggart 11.35 Wycliffe 12.40am Inspector Morse
1.05pm Scrubs (x2) 2.05 Friends 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Accidentally On Purpose 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 One Tree Hill. see highlights. 10.00 One Tree Hill 11.00 Phoneshop 11.30 Rude Tube 12.00am A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila
2.50pm Coach Trip 3.25 Location, Location, Location 4.30 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.35 Relocation, Relocation 6.40 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show 9.00 Grand Designs 10.05 The Hospital 11.10 Without A Trace 12.10am Grand Designs 1.10 The Hospital
11.00am Beau Brummell (1954) 1.10pm A Man Called Peter (1955) 3.35 All About Eve (1950) 6.15 Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) 8.50 Another Year: Cannes 2010 Special 9.00 The Waterboy (1998) 10.45 Mike Leigh Special 11.00 Life Is Sweet (1990) 1.15am Import/Export (2007) 4.00 Close
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