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saturday 16 The X Factor ITV1, 7.30pm After last week’s start to the live shows, we’ve all got a fair idea as to who we favour and who might be benefiting a tad too much from a heartbreaking story. Here’s hoping everyone remembers their words, doesn’t trip over and doesn’t get into a fight and make a splash in the tabloids. Gotta love it.
Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow BBC1, 10pm Mr McIntyre draws up his sparkly roadshow at the Bristol Hippodrome, and gathers his rather splendid showcase of comics around him – including former Latest 7 columnist Seann Walsh! Joining Seann are the lovely Hal Cruttenden and headliner Noel Fielding. Ah.
Films: Star Trek 1 - 5 Film4, 2pm – 1.25am Yup, you read that right, it’s Star Trek films from the first through to the fifth on Film4 today, only interrupted by more Star Trek facts and features. A true Trekkie’s dream day of Klingons, Vulcans, vendettas and expanding waistlines. Classic lines will be included. This is what Saturdays were made for.
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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Nigella Kitchen 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Football Focus 1.00 Cash In The Attic 1.55 Bargain Hunt 2.45 FILM: 101 Dalmatians (1996) 4.20 Final Score 5.15 BBC News 5.25 South East Today 5.30 Walk On The Wild Side
6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 M.I. High 8.30 Mission: 2110 9.00 Live ‘n’ Deadly 10.00 Animals At Work 10.25 The Owl 10.30 Richard Hammond’s Blast Lab 11.00 ROY 11.30 The Big Performance 12.00pm The Cut 12.25 The Cut 12.50 No Hats, No Trainers 1.15 Shelfstackers 1.40 The 5.19 Show 2.00 Single, Together, Whatever 2.30 Coast 2.45 FILM: On The Beat (1962) 4.25 FILM: Press For Time (1966) 6.05 Wonderland Wonderland. 6.45 Hollywood Greats Actor Tony Curtis, the star of many films, including Some Like It Hot and Spartacus, talks to Jonathan Ross about his personal life and colourful career in the movies. With contributions from Janet Leigh, Hugh Hefner and Roger Moore. 7.30 Dad’s Army Wartime sitcom. The Home Guard are given full responsibility for the defence of Walmington-On-Sea. Don’t panic! 8.00 Renaissance Revolution History and culture, innit? 9.00 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended news quiz. 9.45 QI XL Stephen Fry asks unanswerable questions about animals which begin with the letter H, with Ruby Wax, Ross Noble, Sean Lock and Alan Davies. He he he. 10.30 The Rob Brydon Show Repeat of Friday’s show. 11.00 Genius With Dave Gorman Repeat of last Monday’s show, with Richard Herring and Vanessa Feltz. 11.30 FILM: Sweet Smell Of Success (1957) Starring Burt Lancaster, Tony Curtis, Susan Harrison. Dark drama about a popular but vicious New York newspaper columnist who enlists the help of an unscrupulous press agent to break up his sister’s romance with a musician. 1.05am FILM: In My Father’s Den (1999)
6.00am The Fluffy Club 7.25 Toonatik 9.25 The New Worst Witch 9.50 Planet Sketch 10.00 Columbo: Murder Under Glass 11.30 This Morning: Saturday 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 Best Ever Worst Auditions 1.35 FILM: Looney Tunes: Back In Action (2003) 3.15 FILM: From Russia With Love (1963) 5.20 Meridian News And Weather 5.30 ITV News & Weather 5.45 All Star Family Fortunes
6.15am Planet Cook 6.35 Yo Gabba Gabba 7.00 World Sport 7.25 Freesports On 4: Oakley Jib Vid 7.55 The Morning Line 8.50 One Tree Hill 9.50 Ugly Betty 10.45 The Hollyoaks Music Show Playlilst With Matalan.co.uk 11.15 Black Eyed Peas: Real Stories 12.20pm The Social Network: T4 Movie Special 12.45 Scrubs 1.15 That Paralympic Show 1.45 Channel 4 Racing 3.55 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions (x4) 6.00 Channel 4 News 6.25 4thought.tv 6.30 FILM: Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003) Starring Russell Crowe, Paul Bettany, James D’Arcy, Edward Woodall and Chris Larkin. Seafaring adventure as, during the Napoleonic wars, a British frigate is sent to track and engage a larger French warship, the Acheron, off the coast of South America. The intense and duty-driven captain of the British vessel must try to coax his war-weary crew to victory, amid a series of explosive naval battle scenes. Based on the novels by Patrick O’Brian. NB: Don’t forget to build your boat of sofa cushions so you can join in properly. 9.00 The Pillars Of The Earth A lavish historical drama series set in 12th-century England where the death of King Henry I prompts a battle for the throne between his daughter, his nephew and his illegitimate son. 11.10 FILM: A Mighty Heart (2007) Starring Angelina Jolie, Dan Futterman, Will Patton, Denis O’Hare, Archie Panjabi and Jillian Armenante. True-life drama based on a wife’s search for her journalist husband who was kidnapped and subsequently murdered by post 9/11 terrorists. 1.10am FILM: Aa Ab Laut Chalen (1999) 4.20 Drifting 4.35 The OC 5.15 Countdown
6.00 – 8.10am Children’s television 8.10 Little Princess 8.25 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.45 Hana’s Helpline 8.55 Olivia 9.10 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 George Shrinks 10.00 Fifth Gear 10.30 The Gadget Show 11.30 Rory And Paddy’s Even Greater British Adventure 12.30pm World’s Most Extreme Airports 2.00 FILM: The Mirror Has Two Faces (1996) 4.30 FILM: Kelly’s Heroes (1970) 7.10 Five News 7.15 The Mentalist US drama series. Jane contemplates his future at the California Bureau of Investigation (CBI) in the light of his encounter with Red John. 8.05 NCIS Drama series. A woman claims to have witnessed the murder of a sailor. With scant physical evidence, there is little to go on, but McGee forges ahead, sensing that there is more to the woman’s story than meets the eye. 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series. The team investigates after a cowboy is found dead at a rodeo and his girlfriend is killed in a hit-and-run. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series. Ray and Sara run into obstacles as they attempt to get to the bottom of a retired CIA director’s death. Meanwhile, Nick and Catherine investigate after a musician is deliberately electrocuted on stage. 11.00 CSI: Miami Crime drama. When a young man dies in a fire, Horatio and the team suspect arson. 11.55 Cops In Crisis Documentary. 12.10am SuperCasino 4.05 Fifth Gear 4.30 House Doctor 4.55 The Family Recipe 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car
6.00am LIVE International Rugby League 7.30 LIVE New Zealand Rugby Union 9.30 LIVE Masters Tennis 1.00pm LIVE European Rugby (x3) 8.30 LIVE Saturday Fight Night 10.30 Masters Tennis 12.30am UEFA Champions League Weekly 1.00 Spanish Football 2.30 Saturday Fight Night 4.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 5.00 IEX Magazine 5.30 Take It Like A Fan
6.00 Strictly Come Dancing Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly host the dance competition, as the 13 remaining couples perform live with either a quickstep or a rumba. Here’s hoping Anne Widdicombe’s still in! 7.45 Merlin Fantasy drama. Arthur is pressured into an arranged marriage with a visiting princess, Elena. Merlin’s reservations are vindicated when he discovers Elena may not be exactly who she claims to be. Whilst trying to uncover the dark secret hidden inside her, Merlin learns that Elena’s nanny is a pixie. So THAT explains how Mary Poppins did those marvellous tricks! 8.35 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton hosts the quiz show. Plus number calling. 8.45 Casualty Medical drama series. The events inside the college during the shooting are finally revealed, but Jeff and Simone both find that the truth is too hard to handle. 9.35 BBC News 10.00 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow See highlights. 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from the day’s Premier League matches. 11.50 The Football League Show Normal service is resumed in after the international break. 1.10am Weatherview 1.15 BBC News 5.45 MotoGP 2010: Round 16 Phillip Island
6.30 All New You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more hilarious footage. Today’s show features a collection of karting crashes, a kid who needs to work on his golf swing and a dog versus sock puppet contest. 7.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Bigcollared comic Harry Hill gets back to business, skewering the funniest, quirkiest and silliest clips from all the top shows. And a FIGHT. 7.30 The X Factor See highlights. 10.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Russell Watson Piers Morgan talks to classical superstar Russell Watson, who gives his first major interview since his recovery from serious illness. Russell reveals how close to death he was after discovering two tumours in his head and how he has slowly fought his way back to health. 11.00 ITV News; Weather 11.15 An Audience With Celine Dion Canadian chanteuse Celine Dion performs her greatest hits in front of a star-studded audience, and fields questions from famous faces who have a chance to find out what makes one of the world’s best-selling female recording artists tick. Including numerous surprises along the way. Coo, who knew they’d ever let her out of Vegas? 12.15am Dating The Enemy 12.45 The Zone 2.45 Sons And Daughters 3.10 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Ringside 7.00 Take It Like A Fan 7.30 Football League Weekend 8.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 9.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 9.30 Take It Like A Fan 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm Take It Like A Fan 12.30 World Sport 1.00 Live Masters Tennis 3.00 NFL - America’s Game 4.00 NFL - Total Access 5.00 Sky Sports Classics 5.15 LIVE Football League: Championship 7.30 You’re On Sky Sports 8.25 Football First: Game Of The Day 10.15 Football First: Match Choice (x4) 4.15 Spanish Football 5.45 Sky Sports Classics
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sports Unlimited 7.00 Taekwondo 8.00 Tight Lines 9.00 NFL - America’s Game 10.00 WWE Smackdown 12.00pm WWE The Bottom Line 1.00 Max Power 2.00 Live European Tour Golf 6.00 World Sport 6.30 IEX Magazine 7.00 Masters Tennis 9.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 12.00am European Tour Golf 1.30 NFL - Total Access 2.30 Masters Tennis 4.30 European Tour Golf
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12.00pm Best Of Oops TV 1.00 Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 2.00 Project Runway 3.00 The Real A & E 4.00 My Pet Shame 5.00 Fat Families: Second Helpings 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Obese At 16: A Life In The Balance 9.00 FILM: The Mummy Returns (2001) 11.30 Fringe 12.30am Classic Albums
7.00pm Great TV Mistakes (x2) 7.20 Top Gear 8.25 World Cup’s Most Shocking Moments 2010 10.25 Special 1 TV 10.30 Live At The Apollo 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! (x2) 12.45 Lip Service 1.45 World Cup’s Most Shocking Moments 2010 3.45 Special 1 TV 3.50 Lip Service
7.00pm Life 8.00 Michael Wood’s Story Of England 9.00 Wallander 10.30 Mad Men 11.15 Crooked House 11.45 Jane Goodall: Beauty And The Beasts 12.45am Gorillas Revisited With Sir David Attenborough 1.45 Chopin: The Women Behind The Music 3.15 Explosions: How We Shook The World 5.30 Close
3.25pm The Xtra Factor 4.30 New You’ve Been Framed! 4.55 Harry Hill Video Exclusive 5.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 5.35 FILM: Arthur (1981) 7.30 Florida: Paradise Lost 8.25 Homes From Hell 9.30 Grimefighters 10.00 The Xtra Factor 11.15 Kings Of Leon: Excess All Areas 12.20am Celebrity Juice: McFly Special
12.10pm FILM: Free Willy 3: The Rescue (1997) 1.50 Pie In The Sky 2.55 Monk 3.55 A Touch Of Frost 6.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple (x2) 9.00 Inspector Morse 11.15 Specsavers Crime Thriller Awards 2010 12.45am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1.40 Swingtown 2.20 Film File 2.30 Teleshopping
12.30pm Wife Swap USA 1.25 Smallville 2.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Ugly Betty 7.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 7.55 Friends (x2) 9.00 FILM: Die Hard (1988) 11.40 FILM: Eraser (1996) 1.55am Reno 911 2.20 How To Look Good Naked 3.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus
9.00am A Place In The Sun 9.30 Time Team (x5) 2.40 FILM: The Enemy Below (1957) 4.40 Grand Designs (x5) 10.10 Hitler’s Downfall 11.10 FILM: Dresden (2006) 2.00am Hitler’s Downfall 3.00 Time Team 4.00 Close
1.50pm The Social Network Special 2.00 Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) 4.35 Star Trek Special 4.40 Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982) 6.50 Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984) 8.55 Star Trek Special 9.00 Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) 11.20 Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) 1.25am Trekkies 2
Val Aviv gets wet and attempts to rap! Kelsey Cameron, Sasha Cooper and Andrew Kay present the event which could easily make you gain a few stone: Brighton and Hove Food and Drink Festival.
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