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Last weekend 200,000 people took to the streets of Brighton for Pride – more than at Glastonbury. To celebrate ‘Pride and (No) Prejudice’, Val Aviv introduces the biggest and best BRIGHTON LIGHTS

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L7 CONTENTS 04 NEWS & COMMENT 4 Social Diary New Steine Hotel & Bistro, Green Room and Artfor Pride 5 City Speak Ruby is feeling the cold, Tash is spending festival season in the poetry tent and Will sustains a puncture 6 News Sarah’s Law and Reverend’s sham marriages at Lewes Court; plus Councillor Mary Mears on allotments 6 Latest Inbox Readers’ letters, emails and web comments 7 Bookings Wiley, Villagers, The Maccabees, Small Wonder festival 7 Competitions Win £50 worth of designer perfume, Blues Brothers tickets and a night of open air Shakespeare in Arundel 7 Latest Brighton Download Chart And this week’s Number One is... Osaro And RJ 8 Snap Shots Meet skateboarding fashion designer Peter Twiss 9 Celebcity McFly, Pauline Quirke, Katie Price and Perez Hilton 10 Bare Cheek & Astral Angi Local council spend £4million on new trousers; plus your stars

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It’s Pride and we’re proud to be running our biggest edition yet of Brighton Lights. Val Aviv and our six camera crews are on the Parade, on the floats, in the park, in the tents, at Pride’s Got Talent, at the Pride Companion Dog Show and at Wild Fruit’s Kings & Queens event for Gay Brighton Dance Weekend. Following the stars – that’s you – and following the star performers.

200,000 people come to Pride in Brighton, more than Glastonbury. Who says we don’t have a major weekend festival? We do and you can see Pride And (No) Prejudice on Brighton Lights at thelatest.co.uk.

Bill Smith, Brighton Lights

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11 L7 INTERVIEW As he dons a big swooshy cape for modern day magician’s tale The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, Nicolas Cage talks about mythology, magic and his childhood memories of Disney’s Fantasia.

12 LIFESTYLE 12 Health Fitness special including a chance to win three months’ free membership at Brighton gym Riptide 14 Hotlist Where to drink and dine this week 15 Cover feature Kemp Town coffee house success story Spinelli launch their stylish new café on St James’s Street

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16 Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink Halloumi skewers and seared pigeon breast at The New Inn in Hurstpierpoint

17 WHAT’S ON 17 Stage Theatre Royal’s autumn season previewed 18 Clubs Supercharged at Digital with Evil Nine 19 Music Green Man Festival, Laura Veirs, Brighton Rumble 20 Events Wayne Hemingway’s new festival for retro fashion lovers, Vintage At Goodwood 20 Art Live art installation in Falmer Village courtesy of one-day event What The F*** Is Happening Now? 2010 21 Film The Last Airbender hits the big screen 22 Comedy The local night that launched Shooting Stars’ new score keeper Brian Gittins 23 Reviews Ayanna Johnson-Witter, Gary Numan, Jim Davidson 24 Sport Tony Marks predicts great things for the Seagulls this season 24 TV Your seven-day guide to what’s on the box

As Ricky Gervais intuited when he wrote the Extras scene in which Ian McKellen describes how he approached the role of Gandalf (“If we were to draw a graph of my process, of my method, it would be something like this: ‘Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, action; WIZARD, YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Cut! Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian’”) there’s something inherently funny about listening to serious actors talk about playing wizards.

So we hope you’ll enjoy this week’s interview with Nicolas Cage in which the sage of Hollywood talks about creating a very personal take on magicians for his new film The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. Any resemblance to past wizards real or imagined is purely accidental. Yes, including Merlin. And don’t you dare mention Dumbledore.

There’s magic of a different order on offer this week (partly revolving around the alchemical combinations of polenta porridge with parmesan, banana bread with whipped cream cheese and maple syrup pancakes with a booze licence) as Kemp Town coffee house Spinelli opens a second café. Read more in our cover story – and work it all off with Riptide, who are offering one reader three months’ free gym membership in this week’s Fitness Special.

The local festival scene continues to regenerate this week with two events combining live music with something else entirely. Vintage At Goodwood is a celebration of British culture and fashion created by Wayne Hemingway at which attendees can play golf in plus-fours. And What The F*** Is Happening Now? 2010 is an all-dayer at Falmer Village combining bands with installation artists.

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From The League Of Gentlemen and Doctor Who to the BBC’s excellent Sherlock, actor/writer Mark Gatiss has had his hand (and highly distinctive visage) in some of the best television of the last decade. Another great booking for monthly arts and media event The Space.

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Around town with: The New Steine Hotel & Bistro, Madame Geisha’s Green Room and Artfor Pride

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Scene on the Steine Herve Guyat, owner of the New Steine Hotel & Bistro, threw an extravangant party to celebrate ten years on Brighton’s seafront square, which has been fully refurbished to mark the occasion. The venue is known for its warmth and quirky entertainment, and guests were treated to songs from Scott Free aka The Pink Sinatra, and close-up magic from Matt Parro. For more information visit www.newsteinehotel.com or call 01273 681546 Photos: Patrick Kneath

Roberto Germain (Clubcuts TV), Annabel Laister (Creator Green Room), Jessica Spooner (1901 Club), Christian McGinty (Clubcuts TV)

Film first Stephane Gaucher (General Manager, New Steine Hotel), Scott Free (The Pink Sinatra), Herve Guyat Owner, New Steine Hotel)

Christine Hooper (BIH), Richard Pearson (Visit Brighton), Ruth Cary (BIH), John Carmichael (Visit Brighton)

Madame Geisha, in collaboration with Green Room Events, hosted a unique networking drinks evening for all those who work in TV, film, production, distribution and related fields. Amy Walker from Media Parents welcomed guests to the launch of Green Room on 28 July.

Organiser Annabel Laister, Distribution Sales Executive for Espresso TV, realised there is no meeting point in Brighton for those in the industry, and the event is set to run monthly. Contact Annabel Laister for more details on 01273 730929.

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Vanessa Jones (BMC Gallery Manager) Becky Yates (www.artfor.co.uk)

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Art with heart Artfor Pride launched their second show at the Brighton Media Centre on 30 July with works including the punkish sculptures of Simon Shepherd, inspired by the world of tattoos and piercings. Artfor provide inexpensive platforms for local, small scale artists to exhibit their work while raising money for causes.

For more information visit www.artfor.co.uk Photos: Patrick Kneath

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Life begins at 70 Ruby Grimshaw prepares for hyperthermia in Iceland

Tasha Dhanraj just isn’t cool enough for festivals

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have always felt the cold. As a of hot sweats, I was jubilant. I felt child, when I became fixated warm all the time! I threw out my with riding I would have to cycle electric blanket, reduced the tog of in the rain or snow for miles just to my duvet and gave up long-johns muck out a stable or, if I was very under jodhpurs. Yet my body has lucky, ride a pony in from the gradually got used to being without fields. My parents did not have car the old hormones and sadly I am and in those days children were turning back into a cold person not ferried about from gymnastics again. The electric blanket is back to swimming to piano lessons. and I wrap up like an Eskimo for When I returned riding. So – why home I would be on earth have I crying with the signed up for a pain in my frozen sponsored horse hands and feet and “When I got to A ride in Iceland? my mother would I try to do a ride get upset and say I Certain Age I was for the Brooke must give up the for jubilant. I felt warm Hospital riding and go back Animals every to ballet. But I had other year and so all the time!” failed my last ballet far have done exam for crying Egypt, India, during my jetés, Kenya and Jordan, because we had to dance to ‘Drip, countries where heat could have drip drop little April Flowers’ and been a problem, but not for me. I all I could think of was Bambi’s enquired about the temperature in mother dying in the fire.

Iceland and whether we would be As an adult I managed to (yuck) camping. continue riding by wearing three “August is their summer, Ruby! pairs of socks inside plastic bags You will be sleeping in huts.” (to keep out the damp), several Great, I thought. I now read in my layers of coats and a scarf under instructions that a balaclava, for my helmet. I discovered that if I wearing inside the helmet, and stood in the centre of the muck thermals are recommended, and heap there would eventually be a wet weather clothes are provided. feeling of bliss as warmth crept I am making myself think of Brooke back into my frozen toes. and the marvellous work it does My electric blanket had always helping the poorest people and their been in use year round, apart from a animals around the world. I will week in a good August. So, when I definitely be packing long-johns. and all my female friends got to A Ruby will be blogging about her trip Certain Age and began to complain to Iceland at www.blog.thebrooke.org

went to a music festival for the that greater than my love of first time ever. This is further these champions of the indie proof that I am joining the music scene is my love of sitting ranks of the cool kids. I CHOSE to down, which is for some reason go and spend a weekend in a frowned upon. campsite with thousands of other The biggest stage at Latitude is people and listen to music and eat called the Obelisk Arena. It is big. over-priced chips from dodgy It is outside. Towards the front of looking food stalls. I went to a the audience there was music festival! The kind of place sometimes a mosh pit. There were that is so cool that people wear big screens in case you couldn’t the wristband see the for the rest of actual the year as a performers, symbol of how “I quickly realised that but I was too cool they are. to even greater than my love of short Well, I say see the big ‘music’ indie music is my love screens. festival. I was The poetry at Latitude, tent, on the of sitting down” the most other hand, is pretentious small. It is a of all the carpeted tent. festivals – famous not so much Towards the back of the audience for the bands that play than the were usually a few people on poetry, comedy, cabaret, theatre, rather impressive, literature and any other la-di-dah silver chairs. Everyone sat down, passtime they can think to stage. listened attentively and I could It was everything I could ever see everything. I was amongst ask for. my people there.

I was going to do this festival Yes. At a music festival, I spent properly. I was going to enjoy it most of my time watching poetry. just like I was supposed to. I was Of course, I wasn’t pathetic going to watch bands and I was enough to just watch poetry. I going to drink Red Bull from the went for a walk in the forest... can. I was going to queue up for and on the last day when Mumford hours to use a freezing shower. In & Sons were performing I played fact – so cool am I that I had even scrabble. It was delightful. heard of some of the bands I just have to accept that I will playing and, dare I say, I was even never be cool enough for festivals. looking forward to seeing them.

Besides, if being cool is relative – Unfortunately, I quickly realised the cool kids need people like me.

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it’s the mid-Atlantic sun baking our skin, or maybe it’s the vast quantities of gin we’re getting through, but, before my eyes, N begins to thaw.

On day two, he manages to puncture my inflatable crocodile, then promptly attempts to fix it by digging out the villa’s first aid kit and sticking a plaster on its snout. I, who am in a bit of a huff (I loved that croc), Will Harris breaks the ice on ‘gaycation’ complain that the plaster is: A – made of fabric so will let the air out anyway, B – isn’t waterproof, and C – has made it look like a reptilian Nelly. But secretly I like that he tried. consider myself to be a good judge of character. By this Slowly I am able to assemble a picture of my new I mean I’ve now been on so many bad dates I can spot friend’s character: painfully dark sense of humour, the warning signs of a debilitating personal problem silly streak, shocking track record with men. It doesn’t from about ten Gaydar messages away. Persistent use of take long to dawn on me that N is essentially a carbon the phrase ‘straight-acting’? In denial. Sudden loss of copy of myself, only better looking and more inclined to interest the second I show any? Burned by an ex. Laissez listen to that internal voice that says “Don’t do / say that; faire approach to grammar and syntax? Jog on, mate! I am you’ll regret it in the morning.” He is a vision of a parallel seldom, if ever, wrong. universe in which, miraculously, I have somehow learnt to So when I learnt that M’s friend N would be joining us on act my age. I could learn something from you, I think gaycation, I was unconvinced. Sure, I had met him at a (while tombstoning onto the now deflated crocodile and few parties. He was always pleasant, always polite, accidentally splashing pool-water on P’s Amazon but with an aloof, slightly dry quality I found hard to Kindle). You could be a good friend. penetrate. When he spoke, he spoke cautiously. When On the last night I get uproariously pissed over he moved, each movement was controlled. How dinner and decide to go public with my views. could I possibly go on holiday with this elegant “You know, I used to think you were a crashing machine – me, with my odd socks and tendency bore,” I hiccup at N, “but I’ve since realised you “On day two, he manages to to pant like a dog when I get excited – and the are Michael Barrymore’s ‘My Kind Of People’ two of us possibly get on? after all.” puncture my inflatable crocodile, But as the holiday slouches past in a haze of N doesn’t reply. Of course. He is probably fine dining, lilo lounging and the long slide down then attempts to fix it by sticking listening to his internal voice. the Dulux colour chart from Burnt Umber to follow me on twitter latestwill a plaster on its snout” Peperami, something strange happens. Maybe

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Sarah’s Law piloted, Reverend conducted sham marriages, plus Western Road hit-and-run

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bumper week for news was dominated by the courage of a woman that many journalists (this one included) got to know and admire at Lewes Crown Court.

Sara Payne, who saw her daughter Sarah’s killer jailed for life in Court One ten years ago, has campaigned through the tragedy and loss, through marriage break up and through ill health, for a new law to safeguard other children.

Now her Sarah’s Law, a pilot scheme allowing parents to check if someone with access to their children is a sex offender, is to be rolled out across the country.

Strange that the child safety charity, the NSPCC, should urge caution and warn of possible vigilante attacks when most people, top police officers and government officials, welcomed the move.

Sarah was kidnapped and murdered by a convicted sex offender, Roy Whiting, in West Sussex in 2000. Sarah’s Law would not have saved her but if just one child is protected by Sarah’s Law then surely it would have proved worthwhile. What do you think?

Email comment@latest.co.uk It was in the same Lewes court that Rev Alex Brown of St Peter and St Paul in St Leonards was convicted of carrying out 360 sham marriages to bypass immigration law.

Border Agency investigators found documents he had doctored, including the church’s electoral roll and a second copy which exposed a huge rise in the number of weddings at the church. Brown will be sentenced in September.

Meanwhile, two men have been arrested following a hit-and-run crash outside Waitrose in Western Road, Brighton.

A 31-year-old man Brighton man was held on suspicion of dangerous driving, failing to report an accident and driving whilst unfit through drink or drugs. A 19-year-old man was detained on suspicion of careless driving and failing to report an accident.

The 28-year-old male pedestrian sustained serious but not life-threatening injuries after being struck by one of the seven wheelie bins the black Vectra collided with outside the supermarket.

In lighter news, it was mortarboards off to Chris Adams, the former England and Sussex cricketer who received an Rev Alex Brown honorary Master of Science degree from the University of Brighton.

Now cricket manager at Surrey, Adams led Sussex to eight trophies including three county championships in his 11 years as club captain.

Adams said: “It’s ironic... but my teacher told me I’d never pass my O level French and that I’d never have a career in sport. Well, he was half right.”

In the audience was his family, including his daughter Georgia who plays cricket for Sussex and England ladies and who recently scored her first club century – against her father’s club Surrey.

Also at graduation was Brighton’s tailor to the stars, Gresham Blake, the man who has clothed the likes of Steve Coogan, Ray Winstone and Davina McCall. He failed to turn up at his own graduation ceremony after gaining a fashion and business degree a decade ago but always wanted to see himself in a graduation outfit – and the university obliged for a photo shoot with his wife, Fal. Gresham said: “It was worth the wait – but I wasn’t sure about the fit.”

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[Re L7 Interview, 484] Thank you for the article about Jane Hilton’s beautiful cowboy photos! Cowboys rock!

Sash Owen, via email Dear Latest 7, I am organising an LGBT fire safety awareness day at The Amsterdam Bar on Saturday 28 August. We will have a fire appliance parked outside and will be available to answer questions regarding home fire safety from 10am until 4pm.

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Brighton and Hove City Council leader Mary Mears on wind farms and allotments egular readers of Latest 7 may recall a previous article I wrote about the proposed new wind farm off the Sussex Coast and how excited I was by the prospect of this massive renewable energy project becoming a reality.

Well, I’m pleased to say that the wind farm project now has an official name to replace the rather uninspiring ‘Hastings Zone 6’. Four names were shortlisted by local schools and these went to public vote on 7 July. After more than 2,500 votes were cast, the winner was declared as ‘Rampion’. I must confess that I wasn’t completely sure what a Rampion was initially but I am reliably informed that

Dear Latest 7, the Save Saltdean Lido campaign are this week launching a photographic competition inviting people to submit their photos of Saltdean Lido. The competition will be judged by Conran & Partners, Sir Terence Conran’s architectural practice, who will be shortlisting 12 winners and a main overall winner.

The winning photos will form the first ever Friends of Saltdean Lido 2011 calendar, one per month with the overall winner's photo on the front cover too. It’s a great way to get involved in the campaign and we’re trying to encourage as many people as possible to enter (it’s free entry). Further competition details are all on our website. Kind regards, Rebecca Crook, Chairperson, Saltdean Lido Campaign, www.saltdeanlidocampaign.org

The winning entry for ‘Best Creative Allotment’ at this year’s City in Bloom

it is the county flower – known as the 'Pride of Sussex'.

We are continuing to work closely with EoN – the company who won the contract with the Crown Estate to develop the wind farm – in order to bring as much local benefit to the city from this project as we possibly can. And we are hopeful that, in the coming weeks, they will choose to make Brighton & Hove their operational base for the project – a decision which would have enormous spin-off benefits to the city.

You can also write to: Letters, Latest Homes Ltd, Unit 1, Level 5 North, New England House, New England Street, Brighton BN1 4GH

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Sticking with the environmental theme, we are currently considering taking forward a Community Land Bank scheme with the Federation of City Farms and Community Gardens. There is a massive demand from Brighton & Hove’s residents for local food growing opportunities – we have an oversubscribed waiting list for allotments and get frequent requests for parcels of land for community agriculture and food projects.

As a landowner, the council is committed to extending the availability of land for food growing in the city and a Community Land Bank could potentially make a big contribution towards this. By coincidence, this week is also National Allotment Week and various events are taking place across the city to promote the benefits of local produce – see www.brightonhove.gov.uk/allotments for further information.

There is also a wealth of information on local food growing on the Brighton & Hove Food Partnership website (www.bhfood.org.uk) and on the Community Land Bank proposal at www.farmgarden.org.uk/

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On sale this week…

Concorde 2, 6 November, £12, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk The godfather of grime (or, at the very least, the author of ‘Wearing My Rolex’) is now going it alone sans manager and record company – but certainly not sans attitude.

BEIRUT

Winter Garden, Eastbourne, 27 August, £19/17 01323 412000 Zach Condon and his uke-and trumpet-stoked Balkan folk pop troupe play their only South East date.

VILLAGERS

Brighton Ballroom, 4 October, £9, 0207 2831940, www.brightonballroom.com Mercury Music Prize-nominated Domino signings, led by Dublin’s Conor J O’Brien, whose Becoming A Jackal album channels influences from Robert Wyatt to The Dark Crystal. Who cares if they win in September – what’s not to love?

Brighton Download Chart TOP 10 8 Latest 1 Osaro And RJ – Shut Up And Dance 2 The Fooley Mantras – Outta This Place 3 Jaybee – The Ballad Of Billy And Bonnie

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Chichester Festival Theatre, 9 September, £10–£25, 01243 781312, www.cft.org.uk The Festival Theatre has just added an extra preview performance to Rupert Goold’s awardwinning production of Lucy Prebble’s play which, having broken records in the West End, will be heading out on a national tour later this year.

4 Tenek – No Time For Fighting

SMALL WONDER SHORT STORY FESTIVAL

8 Jamie B – Here And Now

Chaleston, Firle near Lewes, 23-26 September, 01323 811626, www.charleston.org.uk/ smallwonder Authors from AS Byatt to Alexei Sayle have been lined up for the seventh edition of this fantastic festival celebrating the art of the short story, also including a concert from Brighton’s Wilkommen Collective and a theatrical family event from The House Of Fairytales.

THE MACCABEES

Concorde 2, 26 August, £15, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk Exclusive Reading and Leeds warm up for the tremulous indie anthemists who formed at Brighton University.

5 Chaos Borne – I Will 6 Vortex Generator – Regenerate 7 Panos Christofi – In My Mind

9 Chris Harvey – Mesoscale 10 Chaos Borne – Watching

It’s another week and another new number one for this batch of chart fun, as flamboyant dance duo Osaro and RJ’s ‘Shut Up And Dance’ replaces Tenek on the top spot. Marking a return to the top five, mod-influenced indie rockers The Fooley Mantras climb to number two with ‘Outta This Place’ as soulful pop singer-songwriter Jaybee takes three with ‘The Ballad Of Billy And Bonnie’. Meanwhile, last week’s Number One, dark dance team Tenek’s ‘No Time For Fighting’ drops down to four as the goth-tinged electro-pop stylings of Chaos Borne’s ‘I Will’ completes the top five.

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AN EVENING WITH SHAKESPEARE AT ARUNDEL CASTLE

As part of Arundel Festival (www.arundelcastle.org) win tickets to a unique performance of As You Like It including Gabriel Thomson (My Family) and Matt Millburn (Hollyoaks) and staged in the stunning Collector Earl’s Garden at Arundel Castle. We have a pair of tickets for Thursday 26 August.

Q Who is known as the Bard?

BLUES BROTHERS TICKETS

£50 WORTH OF DESIGNER PERFUME

Dust off your pork pie hat and don those shades as the Brothers Blue play Theatre Royal Brighton on Tuesday 31 August. This is the Original Tribute To The Blues Brothers, but with ‘all new’ twists packaged in freshly laundered suits. We have two pairs of tickets to give away. Go on, shake your tail feather.

Q What are the Brothers’ first names?

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The Fragrance Shop is celebrating the opening of a new Brighton store in the East Mall, Churchill Square on 14 August by offering one reader the chance to win £50 worth of designer fragrances. Every email entrant will receive a 10 per cent discount to spend between 14–15 August. The shop is also offering a discount of up to 60 per cent on many perfumes.

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15 Chaos Borne

The Moment

16 The Last Cry

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State Of Mind

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Pretty

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Graviton

20 Clockworks

Fairytales

21 Panos Christofi

22 The Fooley

Mantras Our Time

23 Panos Christofi Only The Night 24 KontraPunkt

Shelter In The Fog

25 Tubba 3 Ply

C’mon

26 Three Brians

We Are Eng–er–land!

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Mantras Break Away

28 The Odd Couple

Let’s Start A Fire

29 Jaybee

Cowboys Blues

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The Wild Wild East

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Snap Shots Photographer Diana Frangi captures the faces and places that define our city.

This week: fashion designer Peter Twiss

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I love skateboarding when I’m in Brighton – it’s a quick way to get into town, there’re no parking issues and most bars allow them! For some of my new collection I've recycled silks and denim. My philosophy is to train everybody in my team to be able to hand-finish designs to a very high standard. I’ve just bought myself an original Jacquard loom for weaving my own fabrics by hand

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Hove resident and fashion designer Peter Twiss skateboarding on the seafront. The son of a tea planter, Assam-born Peter has worked for designers such as Betty Jackson and Sarah Arnett, and as a freelance designer for various boutiques in London. He set up his own label in 2008, and has a manufacturing base in Northeast India, which he visits twice a year. His spring/summer collection consists of 17 vibrantly coloured, hand-embroidered silk dresses. View his collection at www.petertwiss.com

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opstars McFly caused a right old rumpus in Brighton last Tuesday, as they made a live appearance on Brighton radio station Juice 107.2 FM. Shoppers had to squeeze past screaming Mcfans as Tom, Danny, Dougie and Harry from the popular boy band zipped into the North Road studio for an interview with Guy and Andrea from the Breakfast Show.

The band, who have been together for seven years, are on a regional radio tour to promote their new single ‘Party Girl’, the first from their new album.

They told Guy and Latest 7 Sport columnist Andrea about touring in South America, meeting Elton John whilst making their album, and wearing their girlfriends jeans!

Some fans were seen clutching the current issue of Attitude magazine, where the boys posed with their tops off for the cover. The band duly signed their own chests and spent over 20 minutes chatting to fans whilst signing and having photos taken – ahhh.

I grabbed a word with Guy and Andrea after the band left and they said “The crowds were bigger than when Alexandra Burke came in!”

McFly fans can hear the interview on the Breakfast Show soon – tune in 7-11am Monday to Friday.

TV DINNERS AND VEGAN SHOES FOR DRAGONS...

Brighton folk seemed to be all over the telly last week. Firstly Julie Williams, owner of the Lanes Health and Beauty Salon, was the subject of the first edition of Channel 5’s new flagship show, The Boss Is Coming To Dinner.

Julie featured on the show for five nights in her quest to find the perfect member of staff. The show, however, had a twist as each interviewee had to cook Julie dinner at their home! It was a sort of cross between The Apprentice and Come Dine With Me. Also on screen was on-line vegan shoe boutique owner Claire Childs, who braved the Dragon’s Den looking for investment for her business, Neon Collective. Claire didn't get the money but did gain some good advice and even Deborah Meedan tried SPOTTED! on a pair of her gorgeous Note to Samuel shoes! Check them out at Preston – your www.neoncollective.com. shorts are very short!

QUIRKEY CLASSES Pauline Quirke is launching a performing arts academy in Brighton! The Birds Of A Feather Star is to be a regular visitor at the school, which opens at the Southwick Centre on 12 September with a free taster day. Surely the only place where you can take a specialist class in physical comedy, though lessons in the Essex accent don’t seem to be on the syllabus just yet.

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KATIE GETS TWITTER TRAINING FROM PEREZ Celebrity tweet of the week has to go to Katie Price for her knowledge of celebrity gossip guru Perez Hilton – I am sure he would be proud! It read: ‘Perez iton set up my twitter up for! I wouldn’t know how to set one up lolim rubbish with computers!xxx’

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Brian Mitchell & Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

In • Bombay • Czechoslovakia • Ceylon • Kampuchea • Saigon

Local councillor Mike Gooley defends the council’s recent decision to spend £4 million on new trousers

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our full attention on cutting this terrible deficit that is Labour’s legacy. And putting thousands of people out of work.

Now, it’s been said that the trousers are ‘costing’ £4 million.

What nonsense! The trousers are actually saving us money (and by ‘us’ I mean, of course, me, not you).

The state-of-the-art slacks come with extra-deep pockets, which secure

against the accidental shedding of brown envelopes full of moolah.

Also the trousers are ‘Wi-Fi’ – we’re not altogether sure how this helps anyone, but it did cost an extra 1.5 million.

So – hope that’s cleared it all up.

And if you don’t like it, I’m in charge and you’re not, so you can all...”

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i there. It has come to my attention that the council has recently come in for some criticism for deciding to spend £4million on new trousers for council members, while cutting such services as free school dinners, road safety and care for the elderly by 50 per cent. It has been suggested that this is a stupid or foolhardy thing to do, or even that we are, in common parlance, ‘taking the slash’.

Nothing could be further from the truth. Basically it’s very simple – you’re just too stupid to understand it, so I’ll try to explain. We are headed for some tough times going forward, and will have to tighten our belts.

Belt-tightening, of course, puts an undue strain on trousers – the loops through which the belt runs can become frayed or, on some occasions, pull away from the seams, something I’m sure none of us want to see happen!

This is why the council has decided to spend an eye-watering sum of your money on speciallytailored, all weather-proof, ‘intelligent’ trousers, developed by NASA scientists for optimum leg and hindquarter comfort. This is very important, as it means we need no longer concern ourselves with our posterial comfort during long sessions on the council benches, leaving us free to focus

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What we used to say

Can you guess which celebrity Brian Mitchell is imagining with no clothes on in this photo? Is it...

An occasional series in which we struggle to remember the original, simple terms that have been abandoned in favour of ghastly, managerial Americanisms.

A) Big Cook B) Molly Weir C) Little Cook D) Kirstie Allsopp?

E) Sir Menzies Campbell

WHAT WE SAY NOW: “Solution” Another depressing nail in the coffin for English as we once knew it, and the latest in a baffling trend for using nouns that are themselves formed from verbs as verbs themselves. Eg “We’re going to solution this if it takes us all goddamn night”.

WHAT WE USED TO SAY: “Solve”

Write your guess on a postcard and send to: Unit 1, Level 5 North, tNew England House, New England Street, Brighton, BN1 4GH.

Astral Angi

Astral is finding it all too, too much

HARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

HCANCER {June 22–July 22}

HLIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

HCAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

HTAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

HLEO {July 23–Aug 22}

HSCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

HAQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

HGEMINI {May 22–June 21}

HVIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

HSAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

HPISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

Rising temperatures and high humidity are interfering with my ability to see what is ahead. Arians will probably do what they always do which is predictable but annoying.

Taureans are really starting to get on my wick. For goodness sake, just pull yourselves together and start being nice. I know you are meant to be tough but really, chill out.

Geminis thrive on being in two minds about things. How annoying is that? I get such mixed messages that any chance of being in any way accurate is slim if not impossible.

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Cancerians, too, are driving me to despair. I want to tell you something new, something positive, something that would give you, and the rest of us hope – but...

Leo holds few surprises either. You will as ever be wandering round displaying massive shows of machismo – yes even you, Leo ladies.

Maybe it’s time to give that a rest.

Virgos are really starting to depress me. No really, what is it that makes you feel morally superior? All of you could do with going out and getting a life. Read into that what you will.

Libras are the least of my worries, trundling on as ever, calm, measured and seemingly happy. Ah, that all of you were as easy to deal with as Libra, what a life I would have.

Scorpios are just very very naughty boys and girls and need to be taken in hand. I took a Scorpio in hand once and despite the mess it caused there was afterwards a marked improvement.

Sagis should stay in bed and have a good sleep. Nothing new to report this week, same old same old... Relations of Sagis should take the time to rifle through their personal effects.

Capricorns make me so so cross.

Now come on, I know that what you do is influenced by the planets, but isn’t it time that you got a grip and took a look at the mess you make?

Aquarians are, to a man and a woman, a bunch of hippy, dippy drips. Sorry to be so blunt but I’ve had my fill of your arty, farty nonsense, now go out and do something about it. Now! Piscians normally fill me with joy – not this week. I’m going to put away my charts and go to Bardsley’s for a plate of skate knobs and mushy peas. See you there if you dare.

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L7 INTERVIEW 11 balancing each other out. The question is what about the spectacle of the visual effects of the magic, and John really dove into it. He was out of his comfort zone. It was a new world for him. He used to call it Nick’s world: ‘I’m going to Nick’s world.’ But I believe he pulled it off in a big way.

What’s the upside of making family films compared to something darker like Bad Lieutenant?

The upside is that you get to make a lot more people happy. You get to give families something to look forward to, to celebrate together almost like a ritual. It’s like, this movie is coming out, let’s all get together and go and know that you’re in good hands. I think that is probably the best way I can apply myself as a film actor — making movies that appeal to the whole family. With films like Bad Lieutenant you get to facilitate the other dreams — the ones that are more edgy and punk rock, if you will, or dark, and those are age-appropriate for the midnight audience. I like them too.

The sage of Hollywood Newly graduated wizard Nicolas Cage talks to Emmanuel Itier about conjuring movie magic on The Sorcerer’s Apprentice

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t the age of 46, Nicolas Cage seems to be experiencing quite a revival. Having spent the past few years knocking out critically mauled fare, he has now turned 2010 into the year of his career rebirth with acclaimed roles in KickAss and Bad Lieutenant. But instead of capitalising on his newly regained king of cool credentials, he’s now throwing audiences a typical curveball by taking the lead role in a movie based on the dancing brooms sequence from Disney’s Fantasia. Updated to modern-day New York, it tells the tale of a young novice (Jay Baruchel) who is appointed apprentice to Cage’s wise conjurer.

doing a picture called Next. I was playing a magician of sorts in that movie, but I said I really want to play an Arthurian wizard or sorcerer, and I asked the producer Todd Garner about it.

Specifically, I said, ‘I want to be like a guy in a red velvet jacket with a giant silver wig with all these horses and a carriage that blows through towns in Germany and scares everybody.’ He said, ‘That’s a good idea. Alright, let me think about it because... I’ve got it, The Sorcerer’s Apprentice!

So we tried to expand the story and find ways that we could lengthen this little ten-minute segment in the Goethe poem in Fantasia and make a big two-hour live-action film with it.

When you were a child, did you believe in magic?

Yeah, I don’t really think I ever stopped. To me, magic is the imagination, and combined with a little bit of will power you can do marvellous things. For example, a painting or a movie, or even a science experiment or a speech that moves people are all acts of magic, when you think about it in those terms. But the goal is to stay like a child.

That’s the key, especially in the arts. You can’t lose the awe and the wonder of the child’s eye.

“I said, ‘I want to be a guy in a red velvet jacket with a giant silver wig with all these horses and a carriage’”

You’ve been involved in this film from the very beginning. What was the idea behind it?

I had been very interested in Arthurian mythology and legend and lore, and I had spent quite a bit of time in England. I wanted to make movies that would be healing or helpful or positive that wouldn’t just be about, ‘Okay, let’s shoot everybody and there is blood and murder’. I was

You worked with the director, Jon Turteltaub, on National Treasure 2...

Jon has a gift for comedy. He has a gift for keeping me light and accessible and in the fun zone, and I guess I have an interest in the darker and more edgier things, so the two of us together make for a happy marriage and we keep sort of

You and Jay Baruchel have a great chemistry....

I just think he’s hilarious and incredibly smart and well-read. You can ask him any question about any subject and he will have an answer for you, and he will attach it to something else and you’ll learn from it. We would go to work with this sense of delight that we were going to improvise.

A lot of actors don’t like it when you improvise. It intimidates them or they’re out of their comfort zone. They don’t want to go there and just stick to the script. This was a chance to really get more like a jazz approach, in the true sense of the word, in that I had another musician to work with or to riff with.

What is the secret of playing a great screen wizard?

I think that first you have to decide what sort of a wizard is he, and in this case, he’s a wizard that is selfless and who is there to guide and help man.

And then you have to commit to it and be open to the belief that these things can happen, and once you have that belief and that faith, then you can do it. But you have to look like you really mean it.

Did you look to Dumbledore or any other wizards?

No, this is a strictly personal creation that has nothing to do with any other wizards that I have ever seen.

Not even with Merlin? You mentioned Arthurian legend...

If Arthur and Merlin are there it’s only because of my mind and my imagination of what they may have been like, but not because I met them.

Did you watch Fantasia as a child?

I loved it. I was transported by it and it was my introduction to classical music, but for some reason, it was always a late show because I remember I would fall asleep every time I went to the theatre to see it. It usually was on New Year’s Eve, but boy is that one of the most beautiful movies ever made.

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice is released this week, see Film p21 for screening times. Emmanuel Itier is a reporter for www.screenrush.co.uk §

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Transform your body in under a month with Christian Vila’s weightloss programme

Fit for purpose Zara Baker looks at ways to keep the body in shape for a longer, healthier and happier life

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have a pedometer somewhere – one that I obtained through an offer on a cereal box or something similar. It’s not used (I have no idea where it is) and even if I did dutifully attach it to my belt every morning, it would probably shut down in defiance at my failure to get close to the optimum 10,000 steps each day. Maybe they should come with a bleeping alarm system so we’re forced into going that bit further as, let’s face it, 1,500 steps a day just doesn’t cut it.

The good news is that many of us will take around 4,500 steps each day without realising it, so we’re nearly halfway there in increasing our general fitness and wellbeing. As for the other 5,500 steps, well, the halfway mark should spur us into doing the extra exercise so the pedometer becomes more than just an accessory.

“Gyms are cool and air conditioned and there are great offers to be found at this time of year” A small contraption like the pedometer also reminds us that walking is beneficial to our health, and something we don’t have to set aside the time to do as it can be incorporated into our daily routine. The NHS reports that a majority of car journies are less than two miles. Swap the wheels for your feet and you’re already making a difference – to your body and the planet. In the summer months it’s easier to walk places – and more pleasant, too. Walking is low impact, great for battling stress and anxiety, and can help reduce high blood pressure. You don’t have to walk fast to burn calories too. It’s all about the distance covered.

But to make a real difference to shifting weight and feeling healthy, seek out a higher impact workout. Gyms are generally quieter during the summer months as people head off for their holidays having already been down the gym since Easter, striving for the beach-ready body. In the summer it’s nice to workout outdoors, but don’t dismiss the gym entirely: they’re cool and air conditioned with multiple facilities and trainers on hand, and there are also great offers to be found for new and existing members at this time of year. The majority of venues offer swimming as well as gym facilities, and those with outdoor tennis courts are the perfect place to spend a summer evening.

Living in Brighton, we’re blessed with the beach and the South Downs right on our doorstep. We can enjoy country runs, long bike rides or swimming in the sea. There are plenty of sports to remind us that getting fit can be fun such as Orbing at Devil’s Dyke, paragliding off the huge hill in Glynde, or a game of volleyball on Madeira Drive.

The problem many of us face with exercise – myself included – is that it feels stale after a while, or there’s always something else to do. Once you’ve worked walking into your daily routine, look around for a fitness activity you haven’t tried before. When it comes to fitness, variety is the spice of a longer life.

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ow in it’s third year, the Guaranteed Results Weightloss programme makes promises no other bootcamp or trainer dares: if you’re not happy with the results, you get your money back! Fed up with the big gym chains taking money from the public without delivering results, Christian Vila, owner and operator of Brighton-based Christian Vila Personal Training, is putting his money where his mouth is with the Guaranteed Results programme.

Christian has put together a 28-day programme which guarantees changes to your body shape by using the latest training tools including Kettlebells, boxercise and fun group exercises, alongside an easy to follow detox diet.

“Thanks to the Guaranteed Results programme, I was able to lose 8kg and keep it off,” enthuses Richard, a taxi driver from Hove.

Clients will be expected to attend a minimum of three training sessions per week, and follow a prescribed healthy eating plan. The next Guaranteed Results programme commences Saturday 4 September.

Spaces are limited, so enrol now.

The 28-day programme cost £90.

Christian Vila Personal Training, 07876 558 850, www.kettlebellsbootcamp.co.uk, www.cvpt.co.uk

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FITNESS SPECIAL 13

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Kickstart your fitness regime with the chance to win gym membership at Riptide

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iptide provides a fresh perspective on personal fitness. With a fully equipped gym right on the seafront (find them between the two piers) this is the perfect venue to work out against an unrivalled backdrop. Local, independent and community focused, Riptide offers clients personal training whenever it is needed. Their qualified and approachable staff are always on hand with help and advice, helping you to get the best out a workout. They are open early until late all week long, meaning there’s always a time to suit even the busiest of schedules.

All in all, Riptide creates a friendly and inspiring environment where their members feel comfortable and happy.

Riptide Fitness Centre, 150-152 Kings Road Arches, Brighton, BN1 1NB, 01273 725444, www.riptide.co.uk

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Riptide Fitness Centre is offering Latest 7 readers the chance to win three months’ gym membership including personal exercise training plans. Just answer this question: Which charity does Riptide proudly support?

(Clue: see Riptide website)

Email your answer to competitions@thelatest.co.uk with ‘Riptide’ in the subject box. Alternatively write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Don’t forget to leave your name and contact details. Entrants must be aged 16 or over. Closing date for entries: 23 August 2010.

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HOTLIST

L7 Hotlist Eateries and bars catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk American

French

Rock & Roller

Cocoa Patisserie

Enjoy fabulous American-inspired food – including mammoth home-made burgers (beef, chicken and vegetarian), locally smoked ribs and sizzling steaks – at Rock & Roller. Upstairs you’ll find an entire floor dedicated to pool, with five tables to choose from. Join the Pool Loyalty Scheme – play nine hours and get a tenth hour free.

Rock & Roller, 95 Western Rd, Brighton, BN1 2LB, 01273 710014, www.rock8roller.co.uk

British & modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish and chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials.

Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue.

There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices.

22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256

The Gallery

An independent British restaurant in the heart of Brighton’s Lanes, The Gallery prides itself in serving the very best fresh, locally sourced and seasonal menu. Head chef Mosa Jobi joined the team in 2007 from the Dorchester Mayfair Hotel in London.

The Gallery restaurant offers a warm environment to celebrate any occasion.

28 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HL, 01273 773327

The Restaurant At Drakes

Nestled inside Brighton’s finest designer hotel – the perfect setting for intimate dinners or private parties. Winner of two coveted AA Rosettes, Drakes offers exquisite cuisine with the highest quality seasonal ingredients.

2-course menu for £28; 3 courses for £36.

5-course chef’s menu £50. Private dining room for up to 12 people.

43–44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE, 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

Chinese Gars Restaurant

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10.

19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.u

Coffee shop Spinelli

Great coffee and light snacks at this original and very popular Kemp Town Village café and now a fuller American menu at their new branch in St James’s St. Look out for great pancakes, cobb salads and burgers as well as the full English.

24 Garnet House, College Road, 01273 818819 & 111 St James’s Street Brighton, 01273 818084 www.spinellicoffee.co.uk

Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton Station. Everything is homemade on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order.

48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412

Japanese

Thai

New Steine Bistro

Moshi Moshi

Sabai Thai Gastrobar

“With more than a soupçon of Gallic charm The New Steine Bistro are true bon viveurs.

No fancy pants fashion fads here, but some well executed classics. Most importantly though is their open attitude: everyone gets the same charming welcome – guests and diners, locals and visitors alike – and when you have been once, you will want to return again and again.” – Andrew Kay L7 food writer). Their reasonably priced menu starts at £12.50 for two courses, £14.50 for three, Sunday to Thursday; £16.50 for two courses, £18.50 for three on Friday and Saturday. A la carte menu available. Open 6pm.

10/11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415 www.newsteinehotel.com/restaurant.asp

Indian

Is there a better and cooler place to eat Japanese in Brighton? We don’t think so, and neither do Moshi Moshi’s ever-growing fan base. Their sushi is fantastic, the service great, and they’ve won a brace of awards for their work in fish conservation. If you’re not yet a Moshi member, you’re missing out: their 50% off on Moshi Mondays are a phenomenom.

Opticon, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, BN1 1JS, 01273 719195, www.moshibrighton.couk

Sabai transports you to the beach bars of Samui or the contemporary restaurants of Bangkok. With its cosy Thai cushions nestled up on a raised platform, enjoy a 2-for-1 cocktail or dishes in the afternoon from just £4.95.

With an acoustic guitarist on Wednesdays and Sundays.

165–169 Princes House, Princes Place, North St, Brighton, 01273 773030, www.sabaibrighton.co.uk

Check out Andrew Kay’s comprehensive Brighton, Hove and Sussex Food & Drink directory online at www.thelatest.co.uk

Chaula’s

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan and gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Mon–Sat. Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

Winner of two AA Rosette awards, The Chilli Pickle is an Indian bistro in the heart of the North Lanes. The food is regional Indian cuisine executed at the highest level. Lunch is packed full of Indian street food as well as a good selection of Thalis, Kathi Kebabs and the ever popular Masala Dosa. Sumptuous feasts at dinner include the national award-winning Oxtail Madras. Belgian Beers, Original IPA, luxury loose teas and a well thought out wine list also feature.

42 Meeting House Lane, Brighton, 01273 323824, www.thechillipicklebistro.co.uk

Elizabethan Cottage Tandoori

Established in 1987 and set in a 16th century building, Elizabethan Cottage Tandoori carefully blends Bangladeshi & Indian influences, creating great food and an atmosphere with a difference.

It’s not just a meal, but an experience.

130–136 Old London Road, Patcham, Brighton, BN1 8YA, 01273 507075

Italian Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent value Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant-value meal deals on blackboards outside – two courses £6.95, three £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value.

Brighton Place, Brighton BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Fat Leo

Spinelli

Moshi Moshi

The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, with trendy interiors, and a menu with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95.

16–17 Market Street, Brighton BN1 1HH, 01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk

To add your entry to our Hotlist call Advertising on 01273 818150

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A selection from the menu Eggs Benedict £5.95 Eggs Florentine £5.95 Smoked salmon Benedict £6.95 Toasted banana bread with whipped cream cheese £3 Spinelli Elvis: grilled organic peanut butter and banana sandwich £3.50 Soft polenta porridge with mascarpone or Parmesan £4

SPIN ME ROUND

Latest 7 meets Carlo Torre, William Stewart and Tomasz Smieja, the partners behind Spinelli Coffee, as they launch a second café in busy St James’s Street

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immy Street, as it is affectionately known by many, is busier than ever with a growing number of new businesses. Shops and cafés sit side by side and there is possibly the strongest sense of community of any of the city’s unique shopping districts.

Community is something that Spinelli managing director, Carlo Torre, an American of Italian descent, truly understands. A few years back he spotted an opportunity in fashionable Kemp Town Village and opened a coffee house: Spinelli Coffee. Spinelli was an immediate success. It did what people wanted it to do – opening sensibly early to catch busy professionals on their way to work, staying open late enough to catch them on the way home and appealing to the local community throughout the day.

The offer was simple: a small range of patisserie and sandwiches and excellent coffee – coffee that would make you go back time and time again. The formula worked. Very soon Spinelli had grown a band of loyal customers who loved the relaxed atmosphere, the stylish interior and, of course, the great coffee.

It was such a success that it was almost inevitable that Torre would open a second branch. But Torre is no fool.

Aware of a receding market he was happy to bide his time and wait for the right opportunity. He had his eye on a possible location and simply waited for the right moment – which is now.

Taking over Strength Café was a smart move. The location is excellent with a high profile frontage on the main street and there is strong competition. Competition is good; the area already draws an audience of people looking for a relaxed café environment. Now Carlo has given that audience a wider choice.

Spinelli–College Road was limited to a small menu of food as there was no provision for cooking on the premises.

The new branch has a full kitchen, headed up by Sam Holdsworth and Daniel Wolinski. They also have a license to sell alcohol.

“The original was very much a coffee house but here I am able to offer a new menu with a wider range of cooked dishes,” Carlo says. “We have kept a range of traditional English breakfast dishes but I am also adding some of the dishes that I grew up with back home in the USA, and as we grow I intend to develop that side of the business. Having the kitchen here also means that we will be able to prepare our own fresh food and expand the menu at Spinelli–College Road.”

Favorites like eggs Benedict and eggs florentine are a welcome discovery on the menu, but Sloppy Joe, a dish most of us have only heard about through American fiction, also fascinates. There is also the classic cobb salad, a dish the girls in Sex And The City seemed to dine on exclusively. That is, when they were not secretly gorging on a classic burger served with salad and fries, which is also included in the new menu. If Carrie Bradshaw lunched in Brighton she would soon find Spinelli.

Already their hottest seller is a range of American pancakes and French toast – a delicious indulgence. And with the most expensive dish so far

French toast With maple syrup £4.50 With caramelised banana and walnut £6.50 With strawberry-rhubarb compote, Chantilly cream £6.50 American pancakes With maple syrup £4.50 With fresh fruit £6.50 American blueberry pancakes with maple syrup £6.50 Sloppy Joe A classic American dish of ground steak mince, onions, tomato purée and seasonings.

Served on a Ciabatta roll with mixed salad and chips. £5.95 SALADS Cobb salad Mixed leaves, tomato, crisp bacon, roasted chicken breast, hard-boiled egg, avocado, and blue cheese dressing. £6.95

coming in at an affordable £7.95, Carlo is clearly responding to a market that will, for some time, be price conscious.

The interior is a work in progress.

The café closed for just three days to allow for a deep clean and a lick of new paint, but future plans will see the space re-configured to make it more comfortable and efficient.

When the first Spinelli hit the street we were impressed, and it’s rapid popularity was amazing. We see no reason to doubt that Carlo Torre and his team will pull it off once again with that excellent blend of good coffee, affordable food and personable service.

Spinelli Coffee, 111 St. James’s Street, Brighton, East Sussex, BN2 1TH, 01273 818084, www.spinellicoffee.co.uk Open Mon–Fri 7.30am–7pm; Sat 8.30am–6pm; Sun 8.30am–5pm

Warm Chinese chicken salad Strips of chicken in a crisp coating of sesame seeds and breadcrumbs, served on a crunchy vegetable salad and dressed with a fresh herb vinaigrette. £6.95 Classic tuna nicoise salad Mixed leaves, new potatoes, green beans, hard-boiled eggs, tomatoes, olives and tuna. £6.95 Pear and walnut salad with crispy bacon Watercress with warm pears, caramelised walnuts, lean back bacon and rice wine vinaigrette. £6.95

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Food & Drink Andrew Kay heads to Hurstpierpoint for a hearty seasonal dinner at The New Inn

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t was a beautiful summer’s evening as we drove into Hurstpierpoint, the evening sun catching the screaming police cars and helicopters that had us thinking we had driven onto the set of Midsomer Murders. There had been an incident and the boys in blue were clearly taking it very seriously. But at The New Inn all was calm and collected. We asked what was going on but no-one seemed to know, and they were certainly not going to let it ruin the evening.

The New Inn underwent a major face-lift a few years back. There was a certain amount of Heritage paintwork and some striking modern ideas but it was a wholly successful job that gave this old coaching inn a new lease of life.

And with that came a new approach to food. I popped in a few years back and had an exemplary plate of roast pheasant, not a bird that I would often choose as it can be so dull and dry, but I had to confess that it was first class.

So it seemed highly appropriate to take Mr R out there and re-visit, just to check that things were still on track. And I am delighted to say they are. We could have dined in the very lovely garden but instead took refuge in the dark and cool rear bar as it has so much character. The blackboard lists tapas-style dishes to choose from and there is an a la carte menu too.

I was in a lighter mood so went for the two starter route with the salad of seared pigeon breast. It was completely delicious, plenty big enough, certainly when it came to flavours, with the diced bacon and black pudding giving it a hearty note. Mr R’s pudding of passion fruit cheesecake went down a storm.

He’s a bit of a pudding freak to be honest, but he genuinely loved this.

My syllabub and shortbread was good too, not quite as good as the cheesecake as the texture was a little granular but hardly surprising in that kind of heat. Flavour-wise, it was spot on though, dark and grown-up rather than sweet and sticky. The shortbread too was good and so was the raspberry coulis although I think that a raspberry coulis needs to be sieved as I was fishing seeds out of the gaps in my teeth for some time after.

Price-wise, The New Inn is pretty reasonable with most starters around the £6 mark and mains rising from £10 to £17 for the sirloin steak with chips and bearnaise sauce.

Like any restaurant worth its salt, the menu changes on a very regular basis so you may not get what we had, but you will no doubt get something that is equally seasonal and local, a claim that too many places make and do not deliver.

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Mr R started with skewers of haloumi and vegetable with home-made pesto and tapenade. He declared them excellent and I have to say that both the pesto and tapenade that I sneaked were first class.

“We could have dined in the very lovely garden but instead took refuge in the dark and cool rear bar as it has so much character” I chose mussels in a Thai-style broth.

They came with excellent bread and tasted great although there were a few too many broken shells, but I’m made of tough stuff so I ate them anyway and was fine. It was a good dish other than that.

Mr R had a hearty appetite and throughly enjoyed his main course of roast rump of lamb with Mediterranean vegetables. It was an ideally hearty dish to fulfil his hearty need, and he polished the lot off with a huge grin on his face.

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ear on year and season upon season, the Ambassador Group provides a great menu of tasty theatre for Brighton audiences. Totally independent of any kind of funding, this is no mean feat. With people watching their pennies it must be tough to come up with a programme that offers artistic balance and still makes good commercial sense. The historic Theatre Royal does both, offering a diverse audience everything from ballet and opera to stand-up comedy and contemporary music, as well as good old fashioned drama and cutting-edge theatre.

The last two seasons have seen notable visits from some of the best companies currently producing and touring in the UK, some from even further afield. This autumn once again sees a range of live entertainment – some old, some new.

Anyone who enjoyed River Dance will be equally thrilled to see Spirit Of The Dance (9–11 September). The skill and precision of this Irish dance company has made them a truly international success story.

The Rocky Horror Show (13–18 September) is back and there will be few complaints. You may have seen it before but I’ll lay odds that most of the audience will have too – and they will go again and again. Richard O’Brien’s rock musical has achieved cult status since opening in The Kings Road Chelsea back in the ‘70s. It’s a wild mix of Americana, horror, transvestitism and spoofery that will have everyone on their feet and time-warping like crazy. David Bedella returns once again as Frank ’n’ Furter with a performance that runs a very close second to Tim Curry’s original. Turn up and join in, but please, get the lines right if you do.

Birmingham Stage Company are up next with Roald Dahl’s George’s Marvelous Medicine (21–25 September). Dahl’s stories translate brilliantly to the stage and this company’s hugely successful previous production, Horrible Histories makes this an essential show for the whole family.

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Stagelistings > Tuesday 10 August to Monday 30 August > CHICHESTER FESTIVAL THEATRE, 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk 42nd Street Classic American musical combines high octane choreography and show-stopping numbers. >Until 28 August, 7.30pm, 2pm matinee Sat, £10–£37. IN REP WITH: Pygmalion Bernard Shaw’s provocative drama with Henry Higgins transforming Eliza Doolittle into a society lady. >Until 27 August, 7.30pm, 2pm matinee Sat, £10–£37 CHICHESTER FESTIVAL THEATRE, MINERVA 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk The Critic/The Real Inspector Hound Richard Brinsley Sheridan and Tom Stoppard: two playwrights, two centuries apart, both renowned for their wit, are brought together in a double bill. >Until 28 August, 7.45pm, 2pm matinee Sat, £27.50

The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists Howard Brenton’s adaptation of Robert Tressell’s classic novel about working men in Edwardian England. >Until 26 August, 7.45pm, 2pm matinee Sat, £21.50–£27.50 CRAWLEY: THE HAWTH, 01293 553636 www.hawth.co.uk Robin Hood Cambridge Touring Theatre present a musical romp through the world of Robin Hood, Friar Tuck, the Sheriff of Nottingham and Maid Marian. >21 August (at Goffs Park), 6pm, £11/£8.50 (£30 family of four) EASTBOURNE: CONGRESS THEATRE 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk Chitty Chitty Bang Bang After four years at the London Palladium, this is the award-winning stage version with eccentric inventor Caractacus Potts, and his two children Jemima and Jeremy plus

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Next, Martin Shaw and Jenny Seagrove star in The Country Girl (27 September–2 October). Shaw never seems to be off the small screen these days with his portrayals of judges, detectives and priests. Who would have thought it when he was dashing around as Ray Doyle in The Professionals? Now is your chance to see him as he started, on the stage in this classic story that was brought successfully to the big screen by Bing Crosby and Grace Kelly, and later to Broadway starring Morgan Freeman.

Flora Thompson fans will be falling over themselves to get to Larkrise To Candleford (4–9 October) as the tale of simple country folk is brought to the stage in a fresh new revival of Keith Dewhurst’s adaptation of the original novel. First seen at The National Theatre in 1975, back then it received two Olivier nominations. Expect lashings of rural nostalgia.

It’s all for one and one for all as the curtain rises on The Three Musketeers And The Princess Of Spain (26–30 October). Swashbuckling fun for all the family, with specially priced family tickets available for this half-term production.

My hottest ticket, though, is Sheridan’s The Rivals (18–23 October).

The play is perhaps one of the finest English comedies ever written but here it brings together two of the country’s favourite actors: Penelope Keith and Peter Bowles. The pair are much loved for their work both on TV and the stage, and famously played together in the comedy series To The Manor Born. Here, Keith will play Mrs Malaprop, one of the greatest comic creations of all time, muddling her way and her words to superb comic effect.

The season continues through to Christmas. More details will be available at a later date. Theatre Royal, Brighton, 0844 871 7650, www.ambassadortickets.com/brighton

Truly Scrumptious, Grandpa Potts, the dastardly Baron and the evil Child Catcher. >18 August–4 September, 7.30pm, 7pm Mons, 2.30pm matinee Thur & Sat, £15.50–£38.50 WEALD AND DOWNLAND OPEN AIR MUSEUM www.cft.org.uk The Firework-Maker’s Daughter Philip Pullman’s magical story of Lila, who longs to become a firework-maker.

Presented by Chichester Festival Youth Theatre in the grounds of the Weald and Downland Open Air Museum. >Until 12 August, 7.15pm, £15/£7.50 WORTHING: CONNAUGHT THEATRE, 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Murdered to Death Agatha Christie spoof stars Victor Spinetti and Sandra Dickinson >10–14 August, 7.30pm, 2pm matinee Thu and Sat, £14–£23 Love’s A Luxury Comedy of misunderstandings and mistaken identities, a suspicious wife and a pretty housekeeper.

Stars Giles Watling.

>10–14 August, 7.30pm, 2pm matinee Thu and Sat, £14–£23 WORTHING: PAVILION THEATRE, 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Magic Of The Dance Spectacular Irish dance celebrating its 10th year on tour. >24–26 August, 7.45pm, Wednesday matinee 2.30pm, £10–£20.50 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

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Brighton’s midweek beats and bass mecca explodes into the weekend with another cochlea caressing line-up of bassline all stars! Raise both hands and scream for the purveyor of breaks, Don Corleone, then welcome the Supercharged club family, cutting and scratching king pin and hip-hop ’n’ electro inspired deck master, Krafty Kuts. Breathe in that euphoric moment of awe! Expect serious cerebral stimulation from Evil Nine’s genre-flexing blend of hip-hop, post punk, electro, dancehall and krautrock. Plus Philly’s finest fidget don, AC Slater. Chew that knuckle to the bone.

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DIGITAL Stonelove. 11pm–3am, £4 FUNKY BUDDHA LOUNGE Drink, Dance, Repeat.

11pm–4am, £5/3 HONEY CLUB Latin Fever. Three spoons of Reggaeton; two shots of R’n’B and dancehall.

9pm–3am, £3/2 JAM Beats United. As 'British as bangers ’n’ mash.

Hip-hop boy Blak Twang and The Rottonstra Family live. 10pm–3am, £5 LIFE Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box. Fidget, bass and firing electro. 11pm–3am, £6/4 LOLA LO Tiki Beats. 8pm–3am, £7/free THE BLACK LION Burnt Toast. A smouldering mix of sleazy soul, filthy funk, dirty breaks and quality hip-hop biz. 8.30pm–3am, free THE JAZZ PLACE Tongues. Italo disco, electroclash, cold wave, ’60s garage, French disco and krautrock. 11pm–3am, £4/3 VOLKS Skank. Essex duo and heavyweight producers, Fused Forces, will be shakin’ the bass place with dubstep, grime and hip-hop beats. 11pm, £tbc

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11pm–3am, £2/1 JAM Trip Out. Eclectic mix of electro swing, breaks and trip hop plus retro thumb action!

11pm–2am, £2 LIFE The Vice Social. Cheeky remixes, cuts and edits you wouldn’t find at a standard student night! 10.30pm, free b4 11pm, £3/2 after PAVILLION TAVERN Guerilla Rocks. Beerdrenched institution of indie, rock, metal and punk mash-up. 10.30pm, free b4 12am

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Blap! 8pm, £7/5 LIFE Shameless. A midweek car crash of genres.

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BRIGHTON COALITION Friday I’m In Love. DJs 11pm–5am, £4/1 CONCORDE 2 Jungle Sound Clash. General Levy deals out the lyricals, while Brockie, Krust and Nicky Blackmarket provide the jungle rhythms.

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Killer live bands to bop to and DJs thrashing out Rockabilly. 9pm–3am, £7 DIGITAL Supercharged. See Highlight.

11pm–4am, £10 FUNKY BUDDHA LOUNGE Maxxi Soundsystem.

11pm, £5 b4 12 HONEY CLUB Kid Dub. Let the dancefloor doc whip up some electro-techno hybrids.

11pm, £10/8 KOMEDIA Motor City. 11pm, £5/3 KOMEDIA W.I.T.C.H. Female fronted ravers, punk, pop and rock nuggets. 11pm, £5 LIFE Hold Up. Indie. 11pm–4am, £5 LOLA LO Zombie Nation. 8pm, £10/5 MICRO @DIGITAL Schizotheque. A Ghetto Electro Disco. 11pm–3am,£5/3 THE JAZZ PLACE Unhooked Generation. A night of ‘60s soul, Motown, northern soul and garage.

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Will Mussett + Square Roots + Lloyd Davies Live funk along with a few singer-songwriters, including Jeff Buckley-alike Mussett.

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An Evening With Brecht And Weill: Hayward Slater + Adrienne Thomas Tribute to the classic Berlin cabaret of the 1930s; jazz, tango and a lust for the theatrical.

Komedia, 8pm, £8/6 Lucky Jim Country-infused rock.

Cobbler’s Thumb, 9pm, free Shauna Parker And The Saloon Bar Band Local vocalist Shauna Parker leads her pulp country outfit.

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Volks, 8pm, £3 The Polecats London and LA rockabilly band.

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Showcase: Live Live and unsigned acts showcased in one show.

Brighton Coalition, 7pm, £5

Spring Offensive Pretty decent Oxford indie guitar rock.

The Hope, 8pm, £3 The Lowland Hundred + -A+M Free showcase for the debut album of the Talk Talk/Robert Wyatt-alikes The Lowland Hundred.

Prince Albert, 2–3pm, free The Rumble Record Showcase: Jessie And The Orbits + Knocksville + Kansas City Cryers + DJs Showcase of rockabilly music with live acts and DJs. Concorde 2, 9pm, £7

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Acoustic Sessions Live acoustic music on a Sunday afternoon.

Marlborough Bar and Theatre, 4pm, free Free Gigs On The Bandstand: Fiona Sally Miller Free Sunday afternoon gig with the jazzy, indiepop singer-songwriter Fiona Sally Miller.

De La War Pavilion, 3pm, free Jez Tonkin Live showcase from this Brighton singer-songwriter.

The Neptune, 8.30pm,free Laura Veirs And The Hall Of Flames The acclaimed Colorado singer-songwriter blends Americana with folk and pop sensibilities.

Komedia, 8pm, £12.50 Paul Diello + Anna Searight Local singersongwriter who has been compared to the likes of Antony and the Johnsons and Eddie Izzard!

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T.U.R.D.S Open Mic Night: The Ukulele Research & Development Society + WITIDE Open mic night with live performances from some of Brighton’s quirkier residents.

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Although much of her songwriting inspiration comes from growing up in Colorado Springs, Veirs says she didn’t seriously listen to music until she was in her 20s; instead, she just heard what was in her environment, listening to folk, country, classical and pop music around the house and on the radio during her youth.

Her seventh album, July Flame, explores the emotion of mid-summer and is drenched in wood smoke, sunlight, pollinators, pastoral dales, fireworks and warm nights. Always a heart-warming, life-affirming delight.

Sunday 15 August, Komedia

SHOWCASE: LIVE

Taking their show on the road to Brighton, this is a strong line-up of local, unsigned and promising acts including headliners Fitsroy, Littel Signal, King & I and former BIMM student Frankie Young. Another Showcase: Live will take place in September.

Saturday 14 August, Coalition

BRIGHTON RUMBLE

Still going strong after six years, host DJs Dave Mumbles and Lucky Phil bring you the best in desperate rock ’n’ roll, rockabilly, blues, hillbilly, ‘60s garage, surf and classic rock ’n’ roll trash.

Expect an almighty quiff and comb bash with Jessie And The Orbits, Knocksville, Kansas City Cryers plus guest DJs. Saturday 14 August, Concorde 2

PAUL DIELLO

It’s still early days but Paul Diello has been compared to Eddie Izzard and Anthony And The Johnsons, and is in possession of a stunning voice and theatrical flair. Expect costume changes, musical collaborations and plenty of highly emotional songs. Support from Anna Seawright.

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With Jeff Hemmings

GREEN DAYS

Jeff Hemmings chats to Fiona Stewart, MD of the Green Man Festival, to find out what’s in store at this summer’s huge outing

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et in the beautiful Brecon Beacons of Wales, Green Man is one of the most successful boutique festivals in the UK, consistently selling out and attracting a higher calibre of artist each and every year.

I see Green Man has already sold out. What do you put the success of the festival down to?

Green Man always sells out... most people say it’s because they can create their own festival experience there, as there are so many different things to do and see. For me, festivals are all about freedom of expression. It should be a place where you can escape to. It is a homemade festival made mostly at my kitchen table with my friends. In a world which is become overly produced and processed people seem to like this.

What does the idea of the Green Man mean to you?

Freedom, misrule and replenishment, with lots of opportunities to be giddy in a soul squeezingly magical setting.

Are you from Wales? Tell us something unique about the Welsh!

No I am not Welsh, but I am a Welsh admirer. It is a wonderful place and really is another country with a unique heritage, culture and language. Apart from the beauty of the place, there is a synergy between the arts which is a very Welsh thing.

Apart from music, what other art forms are showcased?

The music areas are always popular, but so are the literature, comedy, story telling, film, science and, of course, Einstein’s Garden, which is a cornucopia of science, debate, philosophy, demonstrations, experiments, lectures and art works. There is also the Green Man sculpture which is burnt on Sunday night, and other giant installations. This year we are delighted to premiere the Tony Palmer and Leonard Cohen biopic which has been lost for 37 years.

Who are you particularly looking forward to?

Seeing The Flaming Lips playing on a stage with a mountain backdrop is going to be special, as will be seeing Beirut, the lovely Joanna Newsom, Laura Marling and Mumford and Sons. I am busy most of the weekend but if I have time I do like to have a massage in the Nature and Nurture area, a cocktail in the Walled Garden listening to bands and DJs on the pub stage; maybe a mulled cider in the early morning, listening to the many jamming sessions that take place from professional musicians and just people enjoying playing their own music.

20–22 August, www.greenman.net

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WHAT THE BLAZES...?

Love the vintage look? Then don’t miss Vintage At Goodwood, the new festival from husband and wife design team Wayne and Gerardine Hemingway (creators of the Red Or Dead label) and Lord March, mastermind behind the internationally acclaimed Goodwood Festival of Speed and Goodwood Revival.

Vintage At Goodwood is a music and fashion-led celebration of creative British cool from the ‘40s right through to the ‘80s. See bands, collectors, purveyors of vintage clothing and vintage vinyl from each decade, as well ascontemporary bands and brands inspired by Britain’s cultural heritage. The three-day Festival programme is packed with live music, shops and food, set in the gorgeous surrounding of the Goodwood estate near Chichester. There’s also the chance to indulge in some classic British sports: dress in woolly whites for a game of cricket, or don plus-fours and enjoy a few holes on Goodwood's golf course.

Whatever you do this weekend, make it vintage.

Vintage at Goodwood, Goodwood, West Sussex, 13–15 August, for opening times and ticket prices visit www.vintageatgoodwood.com

Set within the grounds of a manor house in Falmer village, What The F*** Is Happening Now? 2010 is a contemporary arts festival featuring live art, sound, music, video and installation. A series of site-specific events and ‘interventions’ will animate the gardens and buildings as the audience wanders freely to explore the surroundings.

“The last time we did this we got a suprising amount of people turn up,” says Chloe Hoare, who launched the event in 2008 along with the reputable Beatabet collective and fellow guest curators Kassia Zermon and Nadege Derderian. “I live in the house it’s taking place in... quite a few of the artists taking part live here too. It’s the biggest house in Falmer.”

The one day event, from midday until 7pm, will feature work by the likes of Anna Dimitriu, Carl Gent, Chris Parkinson, Ingrid Plum, Mike Blow, Static Crash and many others, with live music from AKDK, Faye Houston, Marionettes, Hannah Miller of The Moulettes and Mark Carroll. Kassia Zermon herself, aka Bunty, is well known for her solo looping projects and will be performing too.

Conceptually, the event will present work that responds to the idea of the traditional rural village and its associated, sometimes archaic folklore. “We wanted to make work that was conducive to the environment,” explains Chloe.

The audience will be invited to participate and join the artists in subverting the idea of the village festival. “It’s a village, but right on the outskirsts of a city, and surrounded by Sussex and Brighton University and the new football stadium, and it’s split into two by the A27!” says Chloe. “The local pub allows no music and football. It’s strange to see how much of the village has held on to the past. But they are accepting of us and up for this one!”

Expect sonic ping pong tournaments, live topiary, fragmented orchestras, interactive radio and all things experimental!

What The F*** Is Happening Now? 2010, Falmer Village, Saturday 14 August, midday-7pm. Tickets are limited and by invite only – apply by emailing whatthefxxxishappeningnow@gmail.com

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The Space Monthly arts and media event.

Appearances from leading writer and actor Mark Gatiss, along with Academy Award nominated visual effects supervisor, Paul Franklin. Plus, to mark 80 years since the birth of TV drama writer Terry Nation, meet his most famous creations: the Daleks.

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Brighton Farm Market New weekly market aiming to become Brighton’s very own mini London Borough Market. Offering high quality

food from over 20 local farmers, producers and growers. Find vegetables, dairy, meat, cakes, herbs, cut flowers, honey, game, drinks and fresh fish.

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Rural Day Bringing the countryside to the city and raising an awareness of the environment.

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Supporting The Burgess Hill Marching Youth Band.

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Do you want to gain new skills? Meet new people? Get experience and training in community, youth and social work? Project development and management? If so, join our Youth Action Team!

Members of Youth Action Team: Champion volunteering locally Meet every 6 weeks to plan activities, events and promotions Get free training Get paid travel expenses and provided with refreshments Contact us to find out more:

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The Katate Kid (PG)

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Dir: Harald Zwart

It’s Jaden Smith (son of movie star Will)’s turn to learn about inner growth and the fighting malarkey in this remake of the ’80s classic.

Our story moves to China and African-American Jaden feels lost in an alien world. It’s a good thing his maintenance man is none other than martial arts god Jackie Chan.

Showing at Cineworld and Odeon

Showing this week Knight And Day (12A) Dir: James Mangold

Ever had one of those days where it seems the world’s out to get you? It’s bittersweet reassurance when you find out the paranoia’s true. Average girl on the street, June (Cameron Diaz), finds her flight to Boston under attack from the passengers, flight attendants et al with only special agent Miller (Tom Cruise) on her side.

Then it gets weird.

Showing at Cineworld and Odeon

The A-Team (12A)

Dir: Joe Carnahan

Liam Neeson leads the crew as Hannibal Smith, with cigar, ably aided

by Bradley Cooper as Templeton ‘Faceman’ Peck, Sharlto Copley as ‘Howling Mad’ Murdock, and Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson as the mohawked icon BA Baracus. Now if only they could find a van with a stripe on it.

Showing at Cineworld, Odeon and Connaught

Inception (12A) Dir: Christopher Nolan

Leonardo DiCaprio stars as Dom Cobb, a thief who can steal into your dreams and take your secrets. Both blessed

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Separado! (15) Dir: Dyl ‘Goch’ Jones

The Last Airbender 3D & 2D (PG) Dir: M. Night Shyamalan

Just a bit epic. Just a tad special effect-y. Just a smidge ‘whoa!’. This massive story tells of a world where the elements of air, water, fire and earth can be controlled by magic, and where a hundred year war has waged since the Fire Nation declared an attack on its neighbours. Oh yes, and one small boy, a mystical Avatar, can bring about peace. No pressure, then. 12-year-old Aang (Noah Ringer) is the last airbender – able to manipulate the air currents around us – plus he’s the Avatar, which means he’s the living embodiment of the planet.

Accompanied by young warrior Sokka (Jackson Rathbone) and his waterbender sister (Nicola Peltz) they try and save the world while evading the dastardly clutches of disgraced Prince Zuko (Dev Patel). It may not surprise you that this is based upon a hugely successful animated series and is the first in a trilogy.

Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

and cursed with this gift, he’s offered redemption on the condition he complete one last job: not to steal an

idea but to plant one. But it gets a little more complicated than that...

Showing at Cineworld and Odeon

In 1880 a horse race led to a death and a family rendered in two, as Dafydd Jones took his family off to the Welsh community in Patagonia, South America. Fast forward and one of Dafydd’s descendents in Wales (Super Furry Animals’ lead singer Gruff Rhys) wants to find out more.

Fab documentary that splices Latin nightclubs with Welsh teahouses.

Showing at Duke Of York’s

A Room And A Half (12A) Dir: Andrey Khrzhanovskiy

A semi-fictional biopic from the Russian animator and filmmaker Khrzhanovskiy. Focusing on the cultural landscape of the post-World War II Soviet Union and the Nobel prize-winning Russian poet Joseph Brodsky, who was extradited from his homeland in the early 1970s. Mixing live-action footage, animation and documentary material.

Showing at Duke Of York’s

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0871 224 4007 TUESDAY 10

The A-Team (12A) 12.00, 3.30, 6.15, 8.50 Alice In Wonderland (PG) 10.45am Cats And Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore 3D (U) 10.10, 12.15, 2.30, 4.45, 6.50 Inception (12A) 10.30, 1.30, 5.00, 8.15, 9.15 The Karate Kid (PG) 11.15, 2.15, 5.40, 8.45 Knight And Day (12A) 1.00, 3.45, 6.30, 9.00 Shrek Forever After 3D (U) 10.15am Step Up 3D (U) 10.00, 12.30, 3.00, 5.30, 8.00 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 11.30, 12.45, 2.00, 3.15, 4.30, 5.45, 8.30, 9.45

WEDNESDAY 11

The A-Team (12A) 12.00, 3.30, 6.15, 8.50 Alice In Wonderland (PG) 10.45am Cats And Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore 3D (U) 10.10, 12.15, 2.30, 4.45, 6.50 Inception (12A) 10.30, 1.30, 5.00, 8.15 The Karate Kid (PG) 11.15, 2.15, 5.40, 8.45 Knight And Day (12A) 1.00, 3.45, 6.30, 9.00 The Last Airbender (PG) 10.15, 9.15 The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (PG) 7.00, 9.30 Step Up 3D (U) 10.00, 12.30, 3.00, 5.30, 8.00 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 11.30, 12.45, 2.00, 3.15, 4.30, 5.45, 8.30

THURSDAY 12

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TUESDAY 10

Lymelife (15) 11.00am

Skeletons (15) 6.30 Separado! (tbc) 9.00

The A-Team (12A) 12.30, 3.30, 6.20, 9.10 Cats And Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore 3D (U) 10.10, 12.10, 2.20, 4.20, 6.30 Cats And Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore 2D (U) 11.10am Inception (12A) 1.25, 4.40, 7.50, 8.40 The Karate Kid (PG) 11.30, 2.40, 5.50, 9.00 Knight And Day (12A) 11.00, 1.40, 4.15, 6.50, 9.30 Shrek Forever After 2D (U) 10.10 Step Up 3D (U) 10.50, 1.30, 4.30, 7.10, 9.45 Toy Story 3 2D (U) 10.20, 12.50, 3.20 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 10.40, 1.20, 4.00, 6.40, 9.20 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (12A) 6.00, 8.50

SATURDAY 14

WEDNESDAY 11

WEDNESDAY 11 TBC

THURSDAY 12 TBC

FRIDAY 13

Louise Bourgeois (tbc) 1.30 The Princess And The Frog (U) 11.00am Separado! (tbc) 4.00

SUNDAY 15

The Magic Box (PG) 1.30 Rashomon (12A) 4.00

MONDAY 16

A Room And A Half (12A) 6.30

The Princess And The Frog

The A-Team (12A) 12.30, 3.30, 6.20, 9.10 Cats And Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore 3D (U) 10.10, 12.10, 2.20, 4.20, 6.30 Cats And Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore 2D (U) 11.10am Inception (12A) 4.40, 7.50 The Karate Kid (PG) 11.30, 2.40, 5.50, 9.00 Knight And Day (12A) 11.00, 1.40, 4.15, 6.50, 9.30 The Last Airbender 3D (PG) 10.50, 8.40 The Last Airbender 2D (PG) 1.50 Shrek Forever After 2D (U) 10.10 The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (PG) 12.50, 6.00, 8.50 Step Up 3D (U) 1.30, 4.30, 7.10, 9.45 Toy Story 3 2D (U) 10.20, 3.20 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 10.40, 1.20, 4.00, 6.40, 9.20

THURSDAY 12

The A-Team (12A) 12.00, 3.30, 6.15, 8.50 Cats And Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore 3D (U) 10.10, 12.15, 2.30, 4.45, 6.50 Date Night (15) 10.30am Inception (12A) 10.30, 1.30, 5.00, 8.15 The Karate Kid (PG) 11.15, 2.15, 5.40, 8.45 Knight And Day (12A) 1.00, 3.45, 6.30, 9.00 The Last Airbender (PG) 10.15, 9.15 The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (PG) 7.00, 9.30 Step Up 3D (U) 10.00, 12.30, 3.00, 5.30, 8.00 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 11.30, 12.45, 2.00, 3.15, 4.30, 5.45, 8.30

The A-Team (12A) 12.30, 3.30, 6.20, 9.10 Cats And Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore 3D (U) 10.10, 12.10, 2.20, 4.20, 6.30 Cats And Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore 2D (U) 11.10am Inception (12A) 4.40, 7.50 The Karate Kid (PG) 11.30, 2.40, 5.50, 9.00 Knight And Day (12A) 11.00, 1.40, 4.15, 6.50, 9.30 The Last Airbender 3D (PG) 10.50, 8.40 The Last Airbender 2D (PG) 1.50 Shrek Forever After 2D (U) 10.10 The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (PG) 12.50, 6.00, 8.50 Step Up 3D (U) 1.30, 4.30, 7.10, 9.45 Toy Story 3 2D (U) 10.20, 3.20 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 10.40, 1.20, 4.00, 6.40, 9.20

Films showing Friday 13–Monday 16

Films showing Friday 13–Monday 16

Check with cinema to confirm film showings and times

Check with cinema to confirm film showings and times

01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk TUESDAY 10

The A-Team (12A) 5.00, 8.00 Step Up 3D (U) 6.00, 8.30 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 12.45, 3.15

WEDNESDAY 11

The A-Team (12A) 5.00, 8.00 Step Up 3D (U) 6.00, 8.30 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 12.45, 3.15

THURSDAY 12

The A-Team (12A) 5.45 Step Up 3D (U) 3.15, 8.30 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 12.45

FRIDAY 13

The A-Team (12A) 2.00, 5.00, 8.00 Sorcerer’s Apprentice (PG) 12.45, 5.45 Step Up 3D (U) 3.15, 8.15 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 10.15am

SATURDAY 14

The A-Team (12A) 2.00, 5.00, 8.00 Sorcerer’s Apprentice (PG) 10.15, 5.45 Step Up 3D (U) 3.15, 8.15 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 12.45

SUNDAY 15

The A-Team (12A) 2.00, 5.00, 8.00 Sorcerer’s Apprentice (PG) 2.00, 5.00, 8.00 Step Up 3D (U) 5.45, 8.30 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 12.45, 3.15

MONDAY 16

The A-Team (12A) 2.00, 5.00, 8.00 Sorcerer’s Apprentice (PG) 2.00, 5.00 Step Up 3D (U) 5.45, 8.30 Toy Story 3 3D (U) 12.45, 3.15

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CHARITY CHUCKLE

TUESDAY 10 MARINE TAVERN Pub Quiz. Brain drain at the cosy little pub! >9pm, £1 MARLBOROUGH Bingo’s Not A Dirty Word. With Kath. Winner takes the pot, job done! >8pm, £1 QUEEN’S ARMS Karaoke Party with Betty. >9pm R BAR Twisted Karaoke. >12pm–2am, free REVENGE Sound As A Pound.’80s, ’90s, ’00s, electro, pop, dance and cheese. >10.30pm, £1 THE BASEMENT Scene Queen. DJ Li’l Alex spins the soundtrack. All welcome! >11pm–4am, free

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n the second of our series on local new act oasis we have a chat with Jim Holland,who, with Kerry Herbert, runs the monthly local fundraiser Charity Chuckle. With a headliner accompanying booked new acts raising money for local charities, it’s an opportunity to catch handpicked comics with promise brushing shoulders with a proven circuit regular. Jim has a word with us.

Why a charity night?

Nobody else was doing it! We wanted to give stage time to newer comics and at the same time help raise muchneeded funds for local charities.

Why should we go to Charity Chuckle?

With some of the best up-and-coming comics and a professional headliner there’s a very good chance that you’ll catch the next big thing, and all the while you can feel smug in the knowledge that you’re giving back to the local community. Plus there’s usually a raffle; we all love a raffle.

Who's been the biggest name at CC? Brian Gittins and Angelos Epithemiou (who is now on Shooting Stars) headlined the gig a while back and I think it was my favourite comedy experience ever. Anarchic and subversive and, of course, very, very funny.

Who will be the next big names that you've seen on the Charity Chuckle stage?

Phew! Er. All of them! Especially me.

Romesh Ranganathan is probably the longest name. And he’s ace. Anyway, the big names you see on telly are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to stand-up. There’s a real breadth of humour and taste out there and the only real way to experience stand-up comedy is to see it live.

What's the best heckle you've ever had?

WEDNESDAY 11 AMSTERDAM The Piano Man. 8pm, free LEGENDS Legends Wednesday. Swig wine alfresco on the terrace or chill out at the bar. 11am–5am MARLBOROUGH Open Mic Night. 8.30pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Anything Goes! With Tammy Twinkle. Karaoke, bingo, music quiz and oodles more of zany capers! 12pm-1am, free R-BAR Alternative Beats. Latest chart tunes remixed, electro vibes and filthy house.

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Who would be your ideal line-up?

Stewart Lee, Daniel Kitson, Eddie Izzard, Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, Les Dawson and Laurel & Hardy. (Kerry says: Sarah Millican, Joan Rivers, Jo Brand, Victoria Wood, Jerry Sadowitz.)

What's the best thing about comedy in Brighton?

The comedy’s diverse and the audiences are really friendly and open and more intelligent than most.

And more attractive. And they have this sort of glow of intrinsic awesomeness. Brighton audiences are absolutely the best in the world.

Please come to our gig.

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10pm–3am, £1 LEGENDS Coreaoke with Tammy Twinkle.

11am–5am, free QUEEN’S ARMS Karaoke Party with Spice. 9pm R-BAR Pre-Girls on Top Party. An eclectic mix of all things pop, chart & urban from 8pm. 12pm–2am REVENGE Girls On Top Vs ER. If pop isn’t your remedy maybe Emergency Room is your cure!

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12pm–12am R-BAR Kinky Classics. A pre-clubbing crowd get ready for Kinky Dangerous.

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Comedy highlights TUESDAY 10 Charity Chuckle See Highlight.

Latest Musicbar, 7pm, £6

FRIDAY 13 Krater Comedy Club See Thursday.

Komedia, 7.30pm, £16

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Upstairs At Three And Ten, 8pm, £9/7

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L7 Under review Read more reviews of local shows online at www.thelatest.co.uk GARY NUMAN

Brighton’s Numanoids must have blown their circuits when this rare club gig was announced. Coming on to shouts of “Nuuumaaan!

Nuuumaaan!” the electro pioneer played a set which showed how much his influence has informed the work of Nine Inch Nails and Marilyn Manson. The forever-futuristic sounding, post apocalyptic style is still evident but the 21st century Gary Numan arrangements are very industrial, with thumping bass and grinding guitars pounding behind his android voice. To my uninitiated ears it seemed a little samey but a triumphantly bleak ‘Down In The Park’ and a singalong ‘Are ‘Friends’ Electric’ saved the day.

Concorde 2, 29 July JJJJJ Steve Clements

the content of his act, you may think he’s an odious human being and a detestable man. You may be right. But you cannot deny he’s a fine comic. He has exceptional stage presence and comic timing, and his audience love him. It’s the sort of adulation any performer would kill for. I was pleasantly surprised by the gig and dare I say enjoyed it, with the added presence of Junior Simpson. Google him – all things considered, you’ll be surprised too!

Pavilion Theatre, Worthing, 4 August JJJJJ Lee Stevens

PLUCKY LASS AYANNA WITTER-JOHNSON

STEEL MAGNOLIAS

Brighton Little Theatre’s production of Robert Harling’s play was first class.

The tale of three generations of Louisiana women set in something as superficial as a beauty salon, but dealing with heart-breaking issues with steely determination, is challenging. The cast more than did it justice. Elizabeth Barton and Negar Moniri as the younger women were socially poles apart but emotionally equally vulnerable. Tina Sitko’s Truvy offered home-spun wisdom and self deprecation in measured parts.

Jenny Davys as M’Lynn had fewer comedy lines but carried the heart of the play. Barbara Isaacs as Clairee had the bulk of the best comic lines and a good thing too – her comic timing and delivery were spot on, as was her deep-south accent. The whole was well paced and directed but, above all, the company managed to bring to it something all of their own and not just a facsimile of the film.

Brighton Little Theatre, 3 August JJJJJ Andrew Kay

JIM DAVIDSON

Let’s be honest, going to a Jim Davidson gig is like going to a Daily Mail Appreciation Society convention... without the HRH Diana conspiracy theories. You may not like

Latest MusicBar, 4 August JJJJJ PHENOMENAL HANDCLAP BAND + YOUNG EMPIRES

This superb line-up presented by The Recommender began with the very excitable Canadian trio Young Empires, who shone with their infectious indie disco set. David E Sugar continued the live funky dance theme before the seven-piece headliners exploded onto the stage with a super-heavy acid funk instrumental. A couple of mellow, laidback groovers brought to mind The Rascals and ‘15 to 20’ was pure Tom Tom Club. The roof-raising ‘I’ve Been Born Again’ showed this ultimate party band were here to enjoy themselves as much as the crowd and were, quite literally, phenomenal.

Audio, 31 July JJJJJ Steve Clements

BENT DOUBLE

Indisputably the best way to start your month, Bent Double this time around was as joyous as ever. Zoe Lyons, of course, was whip smart and sexy as our resident compere, adored by an audience at least partially made up of those who had come back for more. A great line-up included Sonya Kelly, displaying glinting steel under seeming softness with some very sharp gags, and Ninia Benjamin, apparently effortless in her masterful command of a very appreciative audience. A night which makes your want to stop by the box office on your exit to ensure your seats for the next one.

Komedia, 1 August JJJJJ Andrew Allen

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ulti-talented artist Ayanna Witter-Johnson (composer, vocalist, cellist, pianist) played a short, intriguing and generous set which allowed her fellow musicians – Robert Mitchell on piano and Fraser Fyfield on pipes whistles, soprano saxophone and bagpipes (yes, really) – to demonstrate their formidable musical chops.

The songs were heavily jazz influenced, with the new Serious signing coaxing some gloriously cheeky and languid lines from her cello (named Ruben). This she mostly played as a double bass, occasionally slapping the instrument to generate a little extra percussive power, and generally treating it in a way that was likely to have more orthodox cello players weeping. Those used to witnessing the stately, dignified personality of the cello getting to grips with Bach, for example, might have felt the need to rush to the instrument’s aid.

Witter-Johnson’s voice was given ample space to soar and swoop within the context of the sparse arrangements, and greatly benefited from the ‘elbow room’ she was allowed. Her creamy, sexy tone perfectly complimented, and unified, the wondering keyboards and hyperactive woodwind. Lyrically, a hint of triteness and banality

occasionally crept in, particularly in the song about her baby cousin, Aaron. I found myself completing each line ahead of her, so obvious was the direction of the lyrics and their rather gooey sentiment.

Elsewhere, the songs had much more bite and edge. ‘Free Trade’ – about the punishing conditions suffered by those working in sweatshops, stitching designer clothes for rich, pampered customers – certainly packed a punch, as did ‘Ain’t I A Woman’. At such moments the depth of passion in WitterJohnson’s delivery really galvanised the small but appreciative audience.

It was a shame that an artist of her ability couldn’t command a larger gathering, particularly when many bands, who singularly fail to scale the heights of mediocrity, can pack local venues. Perhaps jazz isn’t regarded as sexy, or is seen as too challenging. No matter, Witter-Johnson seemed genuinely delighted we had all come along, and she spoke - her words punctuated with giggles about her travels to New York and Cuba, and the genesis of some of her songs. A warm, wonderfully intimate and near perfect gig. The ideal antidote to a hectic day.

Gary Mepsted

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YOUR WEEKLY TV GUIDE

810 – 16 AUGUST8

On Your Marks

Telly Talk

Tony Marks thinks Albion are in for a cracker

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he beginning of a new season is always an exciting time for a football fan, but this year feels like it could be a belter. Over the course of 2010 Gus Poyet has been carefully turning Albion into the team he wants them to be. They’ve become composed on the ball, they pass it around well, and they can attack at speed. Now we need to find out if they’ve got what it takes to conduct a serious promotion challenge.

The gaffer has been busy adding to his squad over the summer, so let’s look at the players that could make this dream a reality. At the start of last term the back four looked incredibly shaky, and it was the first thing that Poyet and his assistant Mauricio ‘Tanno’ Tarricco had to address on their arrival. Bringing in the experienced ex-Swindon Town captain Gordon Greer looks inspired and a perfect replacement for 2009/10 Player of the Season Andrew Crofts, who has gone to Norwich. Tommy Elphick and Adam El-Abd will have to be at the top of their games as they compete against each other to see who partners him. The full signing of Inigo Calderon also adds to the quality we’ve got in front of first choice number one Peter Brezovan.

There are a few new faces in midfield. Radostin Kishishev is already showing real class with his Championship class vision and distribution, and Matt Sparrow has been praised by Poyet in the pre-season friendlies for his box-to-box stamina.

Alan Navarro and Gary Dicker were unsung heroes in the middle last season, and if we can find someone as good on the left-hand side as Elliott Bennett is on the right then we’ll cause oppositions all sorts of headaches on the wings.

Gary Hart won’t get many starts in his 13th season at “Now is the time for the club, but his new Glen Murray to step up contract is a just reward for a man who has always given and become a 20+ 100 per cent for the Seagulls.

I’ve made no secret of my goals a season striker” disappointment over what happened with Nicky Forster last season. To let a player go with 40 goals in 98 appearances is always going to be a loss, but now is the time for Glen Murray to step up and become that 20+ goals a season striker we must have to secure promotion. With Ashley Barnes signing a full contact after his loan spell loan from Plymouth Argyle (when he scored four in eight), he could help Muzza achieve that target, although Gus is still on the lookout for another forward – I’m hoping he’ll have found a proven goalscorer by the time you read this.

With Gus and Tanno signing up to four more years, and taking us in the American Express Community Stadium (or ‘The Amex’, as I’m sure it’ll become known) the future is looking promising. This season feels like it could be an absolute cracker.

hese days I feel blessed with some of the excellent writing for television. I can’t wait for the next series of Doctor Who, I’m tantalised by a promised return of Torchwood and I’m wracked with disappointment that Sherlock has only been promised as three extra long episodes (although rumours are spreading of a second batch being commissioned by the BBC).

The writing is exceptional in all of these, as it is in Being Human, with quips and believable relationships aplenty. Believable, that is, but taking place in a parallel world of the supernatural and the spectacular.

Vexed breaks the mould. Not only is it a well-written police drama with comedy and thrills in equal measure, but it’s entirely based in our world. Can you really believe this? Not a sniff of a werewolf in sight. The only twist is Toby Stephens’ Jack is delightfully obnoxious and Lucy Punch’s Kate almost as dysfunctional, but just slightly better at hiding it.

The two are a newly paired cop partnership, solving crimes and living lives. They set the scene by

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“Not only is Vexed a well-written drama, it’s entirely based in our world” scouting out a murder scene as a prospective new home for Kate and her hubby. “Underfloor heating!” Jack is impressed. Then he gets helpful in suggesting logistically how Kate can watch the telly while covering the blood stain currently occupied by a murdered girl on the carpet. A little dark, but playful with it.

These two are like brother and sister with no sexual frisson – just simply plenty of regular ‘want-toclout-each-other-round-the-head-infrustration’ tension. He’s bullish, she’s indulgent up to a point but very ready to tell him he’s being a prat. And he’ll take it from her. The relationship is funnier for not having that sexual edge, allowing each to go off and be a div with their own life partners while the other pokes fun. Stalking was never so ridiculous.

I love my supernatural telly shows, and have the box sets to prove it, but it sure is good to find the quality writing expanding out of the genre. Well done to the BBC for supporting it.

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Channel 4, 9pm Emma Harrison claims to have got one million people back in work through her employment agency, the largest in the UK. Former deputy London Mayor and recently appointed Gang Tsar Ray Lewis advocates a boot camp approach as the most effective way to prepare the jobless for work. Hmm, handbags at dawn.

Madness In The Fast Lane BBC1, 10.35pm Two years after BBC cameras filmed two sisters throwing themselves into traffic on the motorway, this documentary tells the full and even more shocking story of the next 72 hours, where one of the sisters goes AWOL after stabbing a man to death.

Follow the complex legal battle that ensued from those involved.

Tulisa: My Mum And Me BBC3, 9pm Tulisa Contostavlos is best known for being part of popsters NDubz, but she is also a carer for her mum who has suffered from a mental illness since before Tulisa was born. In this film, Tulisa finds out what life is like for some of the 80,000 other young people in Britain caring for a parent with mental health problems.

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6.00am - 7.25 Children’s television 7.25 Jollywobbles 7.35 Buzz And Tell 7.40 Timmy Time 7.50 Charlie And Lola 8.00 Barney’s Latin America 8.30 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 9.00 Roar 9.30 Gimme A Break 10.00 Copycats 10.30 Deadly 60 10.55 What’s New Scooby-Doo? 11.20 FILM: Bitter Victory (1958) 1.00pm The World At War 1.50 Ready Steady Cook 2.15 Instant Restaurant 3.00 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Cash In The Celebrity Attic 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Eggs are for life – not just for Easter.

6.30 Restoration Roadshow Series devoted to saving treasured heirlooms from the scrapheap.

7.00 Coast Alice Roberts reveals the life-saving chemical element inside seaweed, and Mark Horton moves among the mysterious standing stones of Carnac.

8.00 Domesday Medieval historian Dr Stephen Baxter reveals the human and political drama that lies within the parchment of England’s earliest surviving public record.

9.00 That Mitchell And Webb Look A modern-day Cyrano de Bergerac gives some tips on how to get Debbie to switch off EastEnders long enough to read her a love poem.

9.30 Shooting Stars Guests are Gavin and Stacey star Mat Horne, Alex Reid, GMTV’s Penny Smith and TV presenter Tim Lovejoy.

10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News Topical comedy show hosted

by Russell Howard, who offers his unique perspective on the big stories dominating the media.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis.

11.20 How Not To Live Your Life Sitcom about 20-something Don, a man with bad luck and even worse instincts.

11.50 The Normans Repeat 12.50am BBC News

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Dinner Date 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 3@three 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.30 Big Brother 8.40 Frasier 9.10 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 10.00 Privileged 10.45 Friends 11.15 Friends 11.45 Orange RockCorps 2010 With Blackberry And Channel 4 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Brothers And Sisters 12.55 Come Dine With Me 1.25 Come Dine With Me 1.55 Come Dine With Me 2.25 Come Dine With Me 2.55 Come Dine With Me 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal: Hall Of Fame 5.00 10 Years Younger: The Challenge 6.00 The Simpsons Homer and Grandpa try to outfox the border guards while on a dangerous mission smuggling drugs from Canada.

6.30 Hollyoaks Rhys is annoyed to discover that Duncan used his phone to make a call to Florida. Naughty.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Series of brief documentaries on religious and ethical issues.

8.00 Help! My House Is Falling Down Nick and Becky bought a 250year-old cottage in Earl’s Barton but the discovery of woodworm in the rafters means they are too scared to use the top floor. Buckets-a-plenty.

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10.00 Big Brother Highlights from the last 24 hours in the BB house.

11.10 The Inbetweeners Sitcom about four teenagers growing up in suburbia.

11.45 Pete Versus Life Comedy drama series about struggling young sports journalist Pete Griffiths whose life is given a running commentary by Colin and Terry, complete with slow motion replays.

12.20am The Poker Lounge Poker.

1.20 Big Brother: Live 4.00 KOTV Boxing 4.25 Cooper Tyres British F3 International Series 4.50 Mobil 1 The Grid 5.20 World Sport 5.45 Freesports On 4 Extreme sports coverage.

6.00am – 8.05 Children’s television 8.05 Peppa Pig 8.15 Thomas & Friends 8.25 Olivia 8.35 The Mr. Men Show 8.50 Little Princess 9.00 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: NY 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Build A New Life: Was It Worth It? 1.40 Don’t Stop Believers 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 CSI: NY 3.05 FILM: No Ordinary Baby (2001) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country.

7.30 EastEnders Max goads Jack to breaking point, and a heartbroken Shirley turns to Heather - and the bottle - for comfort. Vodka hugs.

8.00 Holby City Ric tries to deflect his recent diagnosis by staging a domino kidney transplant.

9.00 The Deep Drama. The scientific crew on the Orpheus submarine runs into severe danger in their quest to find rare micro-organisms.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Madness In The Fast Lane See highlights.

11.25 FILM: Mother’s Boys (1993) Starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Peter Gallagher, Joanne Whalley, Vanessa Redgrave, Luke Edwards, Colin Ward, Joey Zimmerman, Joss Ackland, Paul Guilfoyle and J E Freeman. Tense thriller about a woman who deserts her family without explanation, only to return three years later to claim her children and estranged husband.

12.55am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 1.00 Sign Zone: The Edible Garden Alys Fowler 1.30 Sign Zone: How To Live A Simple Life 2.30 Sign Zone: Monty Halls’ Great Hebridean Escape 3.30 Sign Zone: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 4.15 BBC News

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Work brings Rhona and Paddy closer than ever. Leyla reveals that she has a fractured relationship with her sister. Ouch.

7.30 Children’s Hospital Last in the documentary series.

8.00 New Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? New version of the classic gameshow.

9.00 The Bill: Death Knock Officers are called out to a house where a young woman, Zoe Richards, has been found unconscious. Following a search, it becomes clear that the place is a brothel and that Zoe and her two housemates are prostitutes.

10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 Ladette To Lady The five remaining contenders discover that they will be hosting a three-course dinner for 16 guests. Oh lord.

11.35 October Road American drama series. Nick and his friends learn about the death of a girl they knew when they were younger.

Janet asks Eddie to join her in a visit to her grandparents.

12.30am The Zone Including features from QVC and Challenge Jackpot.

2.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.00 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner Eight candidates looking to bag a job working for a casting agent are set the nerve-wracking task of wining and dining their prospective boss in their own homes.

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6.30 Live From Studio Five Magazine show.

7.00 Five News At 7 7.15 Cricket On Five Highlights.

8.00 Great Railway Adventures With Dan Cruickshank Dan travels to the main areas of conflict in World Wars I and II. 9.00 CSI Miami Crime drama series.

10.00 CSI: NY New York-based spinoff of the crime drama series.

10.55 Don’t Stop Believers Short programme.

11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Grissom and Catherine investigate when a man is found dead beside the road, dressed in a raccoon suit. Road kill.

12.00am NCIS Tony’s interest in a female FBI agent provokes a jealous outburst from Ziva.

12.55 Visit www.SuperCasino.com.

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Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 International Cricket 9.00 World Golf Championship 10.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 11.30 World Golf Championship 12.30pm Netbusters 1.00 Carling Cup Football 2.30 Netbusters 3.00 Premier League Speedway 5.00 Netbusters 5.30 Sports Unlimited 6.30 Mountainbike World 7.00 USPGA Golf 8.00 International Cricket 10.00 Poker 11.00 Golfing World 12.00am Asian Tour Golf Show 12.30 USPGA Golf 1.30 Sports Unlimited 2.30 World Cup Bowls 4.30 USPGA Golf 5.30 Asian Tour Golf Show

Sky Sports 3 6.00am NASCAR Sprint Cup Series 7.00 WWE: Afterburn 8.00 Netbusters 8.30 Ocean Ride 9.00 Premier League Speedway 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm World Eight Ball Pool Championships 1.30 Wild Spirits 2.00 World Cup Bowls 4.00 WWE: Smackdown 6.00 World Eight Ball Pool Championships 7.30 LIVE Carling Cup Football 10.00 USPGA Golf 11.00 Sports Unlimited 12.00am Ocean Ride 12.30 Mountainbike World 1.00 Poker 2.00 Close

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wednesday 11 This World: Stolen Brides BBC2, 7pm Doc following the shocking trend of kidnapping young women off the street and then forcing them to marry men they’ve never met.

With intimate access to a bride and groom’s families following an abduction and their negotiations as the fate of a young woman is decided. More guns at the wedding than guests.

A Question Of Sport Uncensored BBC1, 10.45pm Who would’ve thought our favourite celebs would be sporting such potty mouths. Sue Barker, Matt Dawson and Tuffers are joined by Denise Lewis, Ricky Hatton, Ronan Keating and Jimmy Carr as the stories, jokes, banter and language go one step too far.

Naughty sporties. Really.

The Great Outdoors BBC4, 9pm Comedy series which follows the hikes, heartaches, friendships and rivalries of a misfit rambling club. Bob and Christine’s rivalry finally comes to a head.

Meanwhile, Victor is hoping he will finally get his promised kiss from Hazel, and Tom plucks up courage for his own romance.

Don’t forget the wet wipes.

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6.00am - 7.50 Children’s television 7.50 Charlie And Lola 8.00 Barney’s Latin America 8.30 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 9.00 Roar 9.30 Gimme A Break 10.00 Copycats 10.30 Deadly 60 10.55 What’s New Scooby-Doo? 11.20 FILM: Nobody Runs Forever (1968) 1.00pm The World At War 1.50 Ready Steady Cook 2.15 Instant Restaurant 3.00 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Cash In The Celebrity Attic 5.15 Escape To The Country

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country.

7.30 Penguin Island Wildlife carer Marg Healy gets her most difficult patient yet, and biologist Andre Chiaradia reveals just what little penguins get up to underwater.

8.00 Celebrity MasterChef The four best celebrity cooks remain and face three mammoth tasks.

9.00 The Secret Tourist This week looks at how tourists can fall for the scenic taxi route and why passports mean cash for con artists.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Draws Cash-a-rama.

10.45 A Question Of Sport: Uncensored See highlights.

11.15 The League Cup Show Last season’s competition was won by Manchester United, with Wayne Rooney scoring the winner at Wembley, though neither Rooney nor United will be present at this stage.

12.15am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 12.20 Sign Zone: Country Tracks 1.15 Sign Zone: My Life: Children Of The Road 1.45 Sign Zone: Dragons’ Den 2.45 Sign Zone: DIY SOS 3.15 Sign Zone: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 4.00 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Cracking quiz.

6.30 Restoration Roadshow Pottery fanatic Roger Hawkins loses his heart to a 300-year-old Bellamine jug that’s fallen out of favour with its owner, while paper conservator Louise Drover strives to make a 1947 fashion poster fit for the catwalk again.

7.00 This World: Stolen Brides See highlights.

8.00 Coast Coast ventures to brand new territory, the storm battered Atlantic shore of Ireland’s majestic northwest coast.

9.00 The Normans Professor Robert Bartlett explores the impact of the Norman Conquest of Britain and Ireland. Stormin’ Normans.

10.00 QI Alan Davies, Clive Anderson, Jeremy Clarkson and Vic Reeves discuss absolutely everything.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis.

11.20 Domesday In this programme on the Domesday Book, medieval historian Dr Stephen Baxter reveals the human and political drama that lies within the parchment of England’s earliest surviving public record.

12.20am The Great British Home Movie Roadshow Uncut Amateur film footage of Britain gives a moving and intimate view of our social history.

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6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Dinner Date 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 3@three 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Leyla is thrown by a visit from her sister. Rhona shrugs off her nagging feelings for Paddy.

Faye visits Ryan in prison.

7.30 International Football: England V Hungary England look to put the disappointment of the World Cup behind them as they take on Hungary in a warm-up match for next month’s European qualifying campaign. How many of this summer’s squad will remain as Fabio Capello attempts to galvanise the team back into winning ways?

10.10 ITV News & Weather 10.45 International Football Highlights After the disappointments of the World Cup, Fabio Capello looks to get England back on track ahead of the qualification campaign for the European Championships.

11.45 iTunes Festival Highlights 2010 Highlights from this year’s iTunes Festival, including performances by Goldfrapp, Plan B, Biffy Clyro and others plus the best bits from the studio guests. Presented

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12.40am The Zone Including features from QVC and Challenge Jackpot. 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.35 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.30 Big Brother 8.40 Frasier 9.05 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 9.55 Privileged 10.45 Friends 11.15 Friends 11.45 Orange RockCorps 2010 With Blackberry And Channel 4: Tinie Tempah 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Brothers And Sisters 12.55 Come Dine With Me 1.25 Come Dine With Me 1.55 Come Dine With Me 2.25 Come Dine With Me 2.55 Come Dine With Me 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal: Hall Of Fame 5.00 10 Years Younger: The Challenge 6.00 The Simpsons Marge discovers that Homer has remortgaged the house to help Moe’s bar, so she takes over as landlady.

6.30 Hollyoaks Malachy catches up with thieving Veronica, which eventually leads to the identity of her partner in crime being revealed.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Series of brief documentaries on religious and ethical issues.

8.00 How To Look Good Naked Makeover series. Stylist Gok Wan meets 38-year-old mum and part-time ballet dancer April Jewkes, who lacks confidence despite her svelte body.

9.00 Four Sons Versus Four Daughters Two familes – one with four daughters and one with four sons – swap children for a weekend in a social experiment attempting to find out how offspring shape their parents’ lives.

10.00 Big Brother Highlights of the housemates’ latest 24 hours.

11.10 School Of Comedy Comedy sketch show.

11.40 My Name Is Earl Rev Green has trouble trying to forgive Earl for several of the items on his list.

12.10am My Name Is Earl Comedy.

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6.25 Don’t Stop Believers Short programme.

6.30 Live From Studio Five Magazine show.

7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Escape From... Historian Saul David presents some of the greatest historical escapes of the 20th century.

8.00 Emergency Bikers Roy drags a bike from a pond, and a Birmingham school headmaster falls ill.

9.00 NCIS A navy SEAL is shot dead while threatening to throw himself from the top of a building.

10.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent Crime drama series following the work of the Major Case Squad.

10.55 Don’t Stop Believers Short programme.

11.00 K-Ville An insurance adjuster’s body is found in an area still covered by floodwater.

12.00am PartyPoker.com: The Big Game IV World-class poker action.

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4.00 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner 4.25 Wildlife SOS 4.50 Rough Guide To Short Breaks 5.05 The New Tomorrow 5.30 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Carling Cup Football 10.30 Football Asia 11.00 International Cricket 1.00pm US PGA Championship – Official Film 2.00 Carling Cup Football 3.30 Football Asia 4.00 US PGA Championship – Official Film 5.00 Inside The PGA Tour 5.30 Total Rugby 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 Football’s Greatest 7.30 LIVE International Football 10.15 You’re On Sky Sports! 11.45 International Football 1.15am International Football 2.15 FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.45 International Football 4.15 International Football 5.15 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.45 Sky Sports Classics

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 International Cricket 9.00 Mountainbike World 9.30 Asian Tour Golf Show 10.00 USPGA Golf 11.00 World Eight Ball Pool Championships 1.00pm Poker 2.00 World Eight Ball Pool Championships 4.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 5.00 WWE: Afterburn 6.00 European Tour Weekly 6.30 USPGA Golf 7.30 LIVE International Football 10.00 USPGA Golf 11.00 Champions Tour Golf 12.00am Golfing World 1.00 European Tour Weekly 1.30 Inside The PGA Tour 2.00 USPGA Golf 3.00 Champions Tour Golf 4.00 Max Power

Sky Sports 3 7.00am WWE: Vintage Collection 8.00 World Eight Ball Pool Championships 10.00 Poker 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Sports Unlimited 1.00 Mountainbike World 1.30 Football Asia 2.00 Ocean Ride 2.30 Mountainbike World 3.00 Sports Unlimited 4.00 Ocean Ride 4.30 Live Cricket 10.00 Cage Fighting: Ultimate Challenge UK 11.30 Watersports World 12.30am Trans World Sport 1.30 Cage Fighting: Ultimate Challenge UK 3.00 Poker 4.00 Watersports World 5.00 Close Melina Greenfield

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7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Only Connect 8.00 Treasures Of The Anglo Saxons 9.00 The Great Outdoors 9.30 Cowards 10.00 Dan Snow’s Norman Walks 10.30 Inside The Medieval Mind 11.30 Michael Wood On Beowulf 12.30am The Great Outdoors 1.00 Dan Snow’s Norman Walks

3.40pm Sally Jessy Raphael 4.30 Britain’s Got More Talent: Best & Worst 3 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 All Star Family Fortunes 7.45 The Prodigy: The Hot Desk 8.00 Paris Hilton’s My New BFF 9.00 Dannii Minogue: Style Queen 10.00 FILM: Batman Begins (2005) 12.50am Dannii Minogue: Style Queen

11.45am Wycliffe 12.50pm Heartbeat 1.50 Monarch Of The Glen 2.55 Upstairs, Downstairs 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.45 Monarch Of The Glen 7.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Wuthering Heights 10.30 Numb3rs 11.30 Life 12.25am The Fixer

12.10pm Big Brother 1.20 Big Brother: Live 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Samantha Who? 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Ugly Betty 10.00 FILM: My Best Friend’s Wedding (1997) 12.05am Big Brother: Live

3.20pm Come Dine With Me 3.55 Coach Trip 4.25 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs Revisited 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Time Team 10.00 What Sank The Mary Rose? 11.05 The Closer 12.05am Time Team

11.00am Champion (1949) 12.55pm The Malta Story (1953) 3.00 A-Team Special 3.05 Prince Valiant (1954) 5.05 Fathom (1967) 7.00 Behind Enemy Lines (2001) 9.00 School Of Rock (2004) 11.10 Killer Of Sheep () 12.45am Fur: An Imaginary Portrait Of Diane Arbus (2007) 3.05 Inception Special 3.15 Close

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thursday 12 Emmerdale ITV1, 7pm and 8pm Will Leyla respect her sister’s wishes and stay away from their mother’s funeral? Rhona’s time with Marlon is ruined by a callout. Jackson and his mum move in with Aaron and Paddy.

Rhona beats the boys at their games evening. Arm wrestling and tug o’ war down the Woolpack, eh? Smart cookie.

Natural World BBC2, 8pm When a sea otter mum decides to have her pup amongst the yachts of a millionaires’ marina it is a unique event. The mum must teach her baby how to dodge the boats and find food. However, the arrival of a tough male sea otter signals disaster. When mum is attacked, the pup is left on her own and must fight for survival.

Alan Carr: Chatty Man E4, 10.35pm Funny man Alan Carr is joined by Robin Williams and Bobcat Goldthwait to talk about their latest movie, World’s Greatest Dad, while Olly Murs chats about the release of his debut single.

Plus new One Show hosts Jason Manford and Alex Jones, and Tinchy Stryder performing his new single. Chat-tastic yapping.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Living Dangerously 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Murder, She Wrote 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Green Balloon Scrapbook 3.30 Funky Fables 3.40 Mortified 4.05 Animals At Work 4.35 Deadly 60 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Weakest Link: 10th Anniversary

6.00am – 7.50 Children’s television 7.50 Charlie And Lola 8.00 Barney’s Latin America 8.30 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 9.00 Roar 9.30 Gimme A Break 10.00 Copycats 10.30 Deadly 60 11.00 Sam And Mark’s Guide To Dodging Disaster 11.10 FILM: Stage Fright (1950) 1.00pm The World At War 1.50 Ready Steady Cook 2.15 Instant Restaurant 3.00 Swimming: European Championships 2010 4.30 Cash In The Celebrity Attic 5.15 Escape To The Country

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Dinner Date 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 3@three 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.30 Big Brother 8.40 Frasier 9.10 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 9.55 Privileged 10.45 Friends 11.15 Friends 11.45 Sony Ericsson’s Pocket TV 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Brothers And Sisters 12.55 Come Dine With Me 1.25 Come Dine With Me 1.55 Come Dine With Me 2.25 Come Dine With Me 2.55 Come Dine With Me 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal: Hall Of Fame 5.00 10 Years Younger: The Challenge

6.00am – 7.50 Children’s television 7.50 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.05 Peppa Pig 8.15 Thomas & Friends 8.25 Olivia 8.35 The Mr. Men Show 8.50 Little Princess 9.00 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: NY 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Build A New Life: Was It Worth It? 1.40 Don’t Stop Believers 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 CSI: NY 3.05 FILM: Rosamunde Pilcher’s Autumn (2008) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country.

7.30 EastEnders Peggy is poleaxed by some home truths, and a furious Carol finally confronts Bianca in a humiliatingly public showdown.

8.00 Celebrity MasterChef The four semi-finalists face an Olympian challenge: catering for hundreds of workers on the Olympic Stadium, then cooking an exquisite ‘Best of British’ dinner, hosted by Lord Coe of London 2012. Better be healthy.

9.00 Mistresses Drama series.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Princess Royal At 60: An Inside Sport Special The Princess Royal talks about the many facets of her life from being a member of the royal family, Olympic athlete and mother, to her tireless work as patron of over 200 charities and member of the London 2012 Olympic organising committee.

11.15 FILM: The Gingerbread Man (1998) Stylish thriller about a lawyer who gets involved with a woman whose father mentally abuses her.

1.05am Holiday Weatherview 1.10 Sign Zone: Panorama 1.40 Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.35 Sign Zone: Celebrity MasterChef 3.35 Sign Zone: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 4.20 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Eggy quiz show.

6.30 Restoration Roadshow Series devoted to saving treasured heirlooms from the scrapheap.

7.00 The Culture Show At The Edinburgh Festival Featuring a major retrospective of Turner prize winning artist Martin Creed; the latest production by the National Theatre of Scotland - Caledonia.

8.00 Natural World See highlights 9.00 Victorian Pharmacy Ruth makes condoms out of sheep’s intestines and Nick learns how to make the Victorian version of aspirin.

10.00 Getting On Darkly comic series set in an NHS Trust hospital geriatric ward.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis.

11.20 Nurse Jackie An elderly patient has been treating his heart disease with his wife’s chicken soup.

11.50 Nurse Jackie Jackie and Kevin wonder whether to send their sensitive daughter to a private school.

12.15am The Culture Show At The Edinburgh Festival Repeat 1.15 BBC News

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale See highlights.

7.30 Where Does All Our Water Go?: Tonight With torrential rain and floods during the winter, droughts and hosepipe bans in the summer and a fifth of all our water lost through leaks, Morland Sanders asks why this most precious resource is not managed more effectively. Drip.

8.00 Emmerdale See highlights.

8.30 Coronation Street Lewis’s winnings arouse Leanne’s suspicions.

Can Sophie and Sian conceal their secret from nosy Sally? Carla and Nick bury the hatchet for the reopening of Underworld. Bury it where? Under the wood shed? In one of Betty’s pies? Health and safety!

9.00 Police, Camera, Action Gethin Jones goes on patrol with the Central Motorway Police Group, pulling over motorists using their mobiles – including one man who did not even realise he was doing anything illegal.

10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 FILM: The Grudge (2004) Horror. Scary Japanese figures with even scarier voices.

12.20am The Zone Including features from QVC and Challenge Jackpot.

2.20 British Touring Car Championship 3.35 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.00 The Simpsons Homer is chosen to choreograph the Super Bowl halftime show, after teaching some athletes victory moves.

6.30 Hollyoaks Jasmine is having trouble persuading Heidi that nothing serious is going on with Bart.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Series of brief documentaries on religious and ethical issues.

8.00 Location, Location, Location Property advice series.

9.00 Undercover Boss Colin Drummond, chief executive of recycling and waste management company Viridor, poses as a new recruit, believing he will learn valuable lessons about the company.

10.00 Big Brother Highlights from the last 24 hours in the BB house.

11.15 Coming Up: Would Like To Meet Series of original dramas from emerging filmmakers.

11.45 Coming Up: Half Term Two bored teenage friends living on a London estate begin to suspect that one of their older brothers is a suicide bomber.

12.15am Dirty Sexy Money Patrick finds he is attracted to Congressman Skip Whatley and Andrea kicks Brian out. Karen dithers over whether to abort Simon’s child 1.05 The Ascent Of Money 2.00 FILM: Apres Vous... (2003) 3.50 Big Brother: Live

6.00 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner Gavin’s competitor is high-flying city analyst Aleksandra, who prepares an exciting starter of traditional Bosnian octopus salad.

Will he be suckered in?

6.25 Don’t Stop Believers Short programme.

6.30 Live From Studio Five Magazine show.

7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Fifth Gear Motoring magazine show presented by Vicki ButlerHenderson, Jonny Smith, Tiff Needell and Jason Plato.

8.00 Megastructures This instalment examines the C-5 Galaxy, the biggest plane in the US military arsenal.

9.00 The Hotel Inspector Alex visits the Sandygate Hotel in South Yorkshire. Despite showing promise, a lack of marketing savvy and sloppy pricing have left the hotel in peril.

10.00 FILM: Last Man Standing (1996) Prohibition-era action drama about a feared gunslinger who cruises into a Texan border town and finds himself caught in the middle of a gang war. As you do.

12.10am Don’t Stop Believers Short programme’. 12.15 SuperCasino 4.00 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner 4.25 Wildlife SOS 4.50 Rough Guide To Journeys 5.05 The New Tomorrow 5.30 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 9.30 International Football 11.00 International Football 12.00pm FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.30 International Football 2.00 International Football 3.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.30 International Football 5.00 Barclays Premier League World 5.30 Football’s Greatest 6.00 Carling Cup Football 7.00 LIVE USPGA Golf 1.00am Golfing World 2.00 Carling Cup Football 3.00 Barclays Premier League World 3.30 Golfing World 4.30 Carling Cup Football 5.30 Barclays Premier League World

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 USPGA Golf 10.00 European Tour Weekly 10.30 Inside The PGA Tour 11.00 Champions Tour Golf 12.00pm Trans World Sport 1.00 USPGA Golf 2.00 Champions Tour Golf 3.00 Trans World Sport 4.00 USPGA Golf 5.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 6.00 WWE Special 7.00 NRL Fulltime 7.30 LIVE Championship Rugby League 9.30 Super League Supermen 10.00 LIVE Sky Poker: Bounty Hunter 12.00am NRL Fulltime 12.30 Championship Rugby League 2.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 11.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 Boots ‘n’ All 2.00 Ocean Ride 2.30 Total Rugby 3.00 Watersports World 4.00 Ocean Ride 4.30 Live Cricket 10.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE Special 2.00 Close

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12.00pm Sell Me The Answer 1.00 Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 2.00 A Town Called Eureka 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Real A & E 8.30 Real Filth Fighters 9.00 Lie To Me 10.00 NCIS: LA (x2) 12.00am Road Wars

7.00pm Total Wipeout 8.00 Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum 9.00 Beckii: Schoolgirl Superstar At 14 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 The Real Hustle: Celebrity Scammers 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Beckii: Schoolgirl Superstar At 14 12.45am Baby Beauty Queens 1.15 Tulisa: My Mum And Me

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Proms 2010: Beethoven’s Fifth Piano Concerto 8.30 Barenboim On Beethoven 9.30 Florence Nightingale 10.30 Rick Stein’s Food Of The Italian Opera 11.30 Dan Snow’s Norman Walks 12.00am Britain By Bike 12.30 On Hannibal’s Trail 1.00 Florence Nightingale

12.00pm Emmerdale 12.30 Nanny 911 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 Sally Jessy Raphael 4.30 Britain’s Got More Talent: Best & Worst 4 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 New Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 8.00 America’s Got Talent 10.00 FILM: The Matrix (1999) 12.45am Coronation Street

12.50pm Heartbeat 1.50 Monarch Of The Glen 2.55 Upstairs, Downstairs 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.45 Monarch Of The Glen 7.50 The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 Law & Order: UK (x2) 11.00 FILM: Frantic (1988) 1.25am The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 2.20 Film File

4.25pm Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 How I Met Your Mother 10.00 Accidentally On Purpose 10.35 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 11.25 Important Things With Demetri Martin 11.55 The Big Bang Theory 12.25am Big Brother: Live

3.20pm Come Dine With Me 3.55 Coach Trip 4.25 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs Revisited 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 The Closer 10.00 Southland 11.00 Without A Trace 12.00am The Closer 1.00 Southland

11.00am Good Morning (1959) 12.55pm Copacabana (1947) 2.40 Inception Special 2.45 Helen Of Troy (1955) 5.00 An Affair To Remember (1957) 7.15 How She Move (2007) 9.00 The Untouchables (1987) 11.15 Kiss Of The Dragon (2001) 1.05am Goya’s Ghosts (2006) 3.20 A-Team Special

LATEST TV Brighton Lights

Learn how to dress like a drag artist in this week’s Brighton Lights.

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friday 13 EastEnders BBC1, 8pm Peggy asks the universe for the Vic – will her voice be heard?

Meanwhile, that crack-head crack-pot, Phil, descends into dark oblivion and hatches a chilling plan, and an isolated Carol makes amends with Bianca – but only after exposing her dirty little Texan secret. She always did like a cowboy. Yee-haw.

The Great British Home Movie Roadshow BBC2, 9pm In Glasgow, Dan and Kirsty hear about a film showing the salvage of German ships from WW1; there is a priceless archive of 9.5mm films of working class London in the 1920s; and Terry Jones shows his home movies of the Monty Python team at work.

Abi Titmuss need not apply.

Dannii Minogue: Style Queen ITV2, 8pm Dannii is in South Africa for a commercial shoot with Twiggy and Lisa Snowdon. Afterwards, she and boyfriend Kris go on safari, where Kris’s nerves about big cats prove to be justified.

Plus, will the UK’s leading fashion buyers be interested in Project D – Dannii’s posh togs label?

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Living Dangerously 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Murder, She Wrote 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Green Balloon Scrapbook 3.30 Funky Fables 3.40 Mortified 4.05 Trapped 4.35 Hounded 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Weakest Link: 10th Anniversary

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country.

7.30 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker asks the questions in the light-hearted sports quiz.

7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 EastEnders See highlights.

8.30 Celebrity MasterChef The pressure’s really on as at the end of the show judges John Torode and Gregg Wallace decide which one of the celebrities must leave the show.

9.00 My Family The Harpers face a robbery and a simple case of mistaken identity, and are amazed at how quickly Ben can make new friends.

9.30 The Old Guys Sitcom about two elderly delinquents.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Would I Lie To You? With Ben Fogle, Craig Revel Horwood, Kate Silverton and Hugh Dennis.

11.05 The National Lottery Draws Splash the cash.

11.15 FILM: Ransom (1996) Psychological thriller.

1.10am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast.

1.15 Sign Zone: Celebrity MasterChef (x2) 2.45 Sign Zone: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 3.30 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am - 7.50 Children’s television 7.50 Charlie And Lola 8.00 Barney’s Latin America 8.30 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 9.00 Roar 9.30 Gimme A Break 10.00 Copycats 10.30 Deadly 60 10.55 What’s New ScoobyDoo? 11.15 Furry Facts 11.25 FILM: Madame Pimpernel (1945) 1.00pm The World At War 1.50 Ready Steady Cook 2.15 Instant Restaurant 3.00 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Cash In The Celebrity Attic 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Athletics: London Grand Prix Sprinters Asafa Powell and Tyson Gay go head-to-head at the Crystal Palace venue and are joined by a host of the world’s best athletes.

9.00 The Great British Home Movie Roadshow See highlights.

10.00 Roger And Val Have Just Got In Sitcom following the lives of a middle-aged couple during their first half-hour home from work. Val comes home to find Roger in an agitated state. She has left that evening’s meal, a pack of fish fingers and some frozen peas, in his plant fridge in the conservatory. Thus begins a chain of rows, each one seemingly all about fish fingers.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Emily Maitlis.

11.00 The Review Show At The Edinburgh Festival Live from Edinburgh, Kirsty Wark and guests discuss the highlights of the International and Fringe festivals.

11.50 That Mitchell And Webb Look Repeat.

12.20am Shooting Stars Repeat.

12.50 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.20 The Mighty Boosh Live

ITV1

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Dinner Date 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 3@three 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Leyla scatters her mum’s ashes. Katie advises Andy to give Adele some space. Rhona decides to distance herself from Paddy.

7.30 Coronation Street As a clueless Audrey prepares to leave, cheating Lewis prepares to thieve.

8.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal A brass clock sells well for a good cause and a tiny perfume bottle yields a big cash payout.

8.30 Coronation Street Deirdre, Audrey and Peter all suffer the consequences of Lewis’s deception.

9.00 Doc Martin Lighthearted drama. Martin disagrees with the holistic approach to care advocated by the village’s midwife and is incensed when her advice to Louisa results in an adverse reaction.

10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 FILM: The Sixth Sense (1999) Tense psychological thriller. Little boy; dead people, yeah, yeah...

12.35am The Zone Including features from QVC and Challenge Jackpot.

2.35 FILM: Anne Of The Thousand Days (1969) 5.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.25 Big Brother 8.35 Frasier 9.00 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 9.50 Privileged 10.45 Friends 11.15 Friends 11.45 Sony Ericsson’s Pocket TV 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Brothers And Sisters 12.55 Come Dine With Me 1.25 Come Dine With Me 1.50 Come Dine With Me 2.25 Come Dine With Me 2.55 Come Dine With Me 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal: Hall Of Fame 5.00 10 Years Younger: Bus Pass Challenge 6.00 The Simpsons Bart goes to a rap benefit, after Marge forbids him.

6.30 Hollyoaks Jasmine is in the doghouse for seeing Bart behind her father’s back. Don’t catch fleas.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.25 4thought.tv Series of brief documentaries on religious and ethical issues.

7.30 Missing: Claudia Lawrence Documentary featuring the family and friends of Claudia Lawrence, who went missing in York in March 2009.

8.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away Jenny Allan has always dreamed of retiring to Provence in France but her head is telling her that she should move to Wiltshire.

9.00 Big Brother Highlights from the past 24 hours.

10.00 Pete Versus Life Pete is told an intimate detail about a friend and rival’s sex life but is unable to keep it a secret.

10.35 Big Brother Eviction! Bye. 11.05 Omid Djalili Live In London Omid Djalili in concert at London’s Hammersmith Apollo.

12.10am MUSIC ON 4: KT Tunstall 12.15 The Album Chart Show Introduces... Singer-songwriter Ellie Goulding 12.30 MUSIC ON 4: Topman Ctrl Student Tour 12.45 4Music Sessions: Joshua Radin 1.00 Big Brother: Live 3.40 This Week’s 4Music 5.30 Beauty And The Geek

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6.00am – 8.05 Children’s television 8.05 Peppa Pig 8.15 Thomas & Friends 8.25 Olivia 8.35 The Mr. Men Show 8.50 Little Princess 9.00 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: NY 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Build A New Life: Was It Worth It? 1.40 Don’t Stop Believers 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 CSI: NY 3.05 FILM: Emma’s Wish (1998) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours

6.00 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner The four remaining candidates compete to claim the coveted job as Mark’s promotions manager.

6.25 Don’t Stop Believers Short programme.

6.30 Live From Studio Five Magazine show.

7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Zoo Days Simba the rhino gets an unconventional beauty treatment.

8.00 Police Interceptors Biggers and Andy track down a suspected drug runner on the M25. Emily and Grant join forces with Ofcom to raid an illegal pirate radio station. Avast!

9.00 The Mentalist The murder of a teenage girl at a seaside resort leads to a close-knit group of young surfers and a powerful local businessman.

10.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series.

10.55 Don’t Stop Believers Short programme.

11.00 CSI: NY A Native American chief is shot on a train, but the team realises that the cause of death is more complicated than they thought.

12.00am SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, visit www.SuperCasino.com.

4.00 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner 4.25 Motorsport Mundial 4.50 Rough Guide To Bang For Your Buck 5.05 The New Tomorrow 5.30 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Carling Cup Football 10.00 Barclays Premier League World 10.30 LIVE International Cricket 6.30pm LIVE USPGA Golf 1.00am Golfing World 2.00 Take It Like A Fan 2.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 3.00 Premier League Years 5.00 Take It Like A Fan 5.30 Barclays Premier League World

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE: Raw 9.00 WWE Special 10.00 Golf: USPGA Championship 2.00pm Carling Cup Football 3.00 Barclays Premier League World 3.30 Race World 4.30 NFL: Total Access 5.30 Football’s Greatest 6.00 Football League Weekend 7.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 Take It Like A Fan 10.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 11.00 Football League Weekend 12.00am NFL: Total Access 1.00 Super League 2.30 Tight Lines 3.30 NFL: Total Access 4.30 Super League

Sky Sports 3 6.00am ATP Tour Uncovered 6.30 NRL Fulltime 7.00 Trans World Sport 8.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 8.30 NRL Fulltime 9.00 Championship Rugby League 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Race World 12.00pm Trans World Sport 1.00 Race World 2.00 WWE Special 3.00 WWE: Raw 5.00 Ocean Ride 5.30 IEX Magazine 6.00 World Sport 6.30 Tight Lines 7.30 LIVE Football League 10.00 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 12.00am Premier League Years 2.00 Football League Weekend 3.00 World Sport 3.30 IEX Magazine 4.00 Trans World Sport 5.00 IEX Magazine 5.30 Ocean Ride

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12.00pm Sell Me The Answer 1.00 Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 2.00 A Town Called Eureka 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 WWE Superstars 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Must Be The Music: The Countdown 9.00 50 Ways To Leave Your TV Lover 11.00 Lie To Me 12.00am Road Wars

7.00pm The Real Hustle: Celebrity Scammers 7.30 Top Gear 8.30 Wu-How 9.00 Mongrels 9.30 Mongrels Uncovered 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Peckham Finishing School For Girls 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum 1.15 Mongrels 1.45 Big Meets Bigger 2.40 Peckham Finishing School

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Proms 2010: James Ehnes Plays The Bruch Concerto With The BBC Philharmonic 9.40 Ray Davies At Glastonbury 2010 10.40 Brothers In Arms 11.40 Pop Britannia 12.40am Ray Davies At Glastonbury 2010 1.40 BBC Proms 2010: James Ehnes Plays The Bruch Concerto

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 Sally Jessy Raphael 4.30 The Xtra Factor: Best And Worst 2009 (Part 1) 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 The Whole 19 Yards 8.00 Dannii Minogue: Style Queen 9.00 America’s Got Talent 10.00 FILM: The Matrix Reloaded (2003) 12.40am Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Emmerdale

12.50pm Heartbeat 1.50 Monarch Of The Glen 2.55 Upstairs, Downstairs 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.45 Monarch Of The Glen 7.50 Pie In The Sky 9.00 Joanna Lumley’s Nile 10.00 FILM: The Accidental Tourist (1988) 12.30am Martina Cole’s Dangerous Lady

1.20pm Big Brother: Live 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.00 Gilmore Girls 3.55 Samantha Who? 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Supernanny 10.00 Supersize vs Superskinny 11.05 Big Brother’s Big Mouth 12.10am Big Brother: Live

2.20pm Location, Location, Location 3.20 Come Dine With Me 3.55 Coach Trip 4.25 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show 9.00 FILM: Alfie (2004) 11.00 Heroes Of Comedy 12.05am Pamela Anderson Comedy Roast

11.00am Trouble In The Glen (1954) 12.45pm Bataan (1943) 3.00 Moonrise (1948) 4.45 Because Of Winn-Dixie (2005) 6.50 One Fine Day (1996) 9.00 Enemy At The Gates (2001) 11.35 Hostage (2005) 1.45am Miller’s Crossing (1990) 4.00 Close

LATEST TV Brighton Lights

Andrew Kay chats to fab chanteuse Ty Jeffries for Brighton Lights.

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saturday 14 Odd One In ITV1, 7.05pm Bradley Walsh hosts the game of Truth as home team Jason Manford and Peter Andre take on the challengers Angela Griffiths and Mark Durden-Smith in a contest to spot the person with a secret to hide. This week’s mysteries include a real Riverdancer who can back flip off a wall, and a real Mexican.

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Five, 8.40pm Sara Sidle’s safe. Ahh, sigh of relief. And she and Grissom are an item. Gasp of surprise! Yup, while everyone’s getting used to that little bombshell they’ve also got to solve a stabbed magazine mogul in a trendy restaurant and a headless teenager. No-one say anything about teens losing it.

Top Gear BBC3, 8pm Ooh! It’s a ‘Best Of’, with Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May more than likely to be blowing up cars, racing cars, and making cars. Plus more than a fair dollop of bickering and infighting, and a classic star in a reasonably priced car. Watching this is always more fun than driving any car.

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 What To Eat Now 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Football Focus 1.00 Athletics: London Grand Prix 4.30 Final Score 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 BBC News 6.10 South East Today 6.20 Outtake TV Comedian Rufus Hound introduces another collection of clips. He’s everywhere!

6.50 101 Ways To Leave A Gameshow Eight contestants put their nerve, general knowledge and dignity to the test in Steve Jones’ explosive Saturday night game show.

There’s a £10,000 prize for the winner. Spend it all on therapy after this panic attack-inducing show.

7.50 Tonight’s The Night John Barrowman hosts, featuring appearances from some of the biggest names in music, movies and the West End. Jazz hands!

8.40 National Lottery Draws 8.50 Casualty Medical drama. Tess and Charlie come to terms with their actions. Jordan discovers the truth about the drugs trial cover-up.

9.40 John Bishop’s Britain Liverpudlian comedian John Bishop presents viewers with a mix of standup, sketches and real-life stories from members of the Great British public.

Joined by James Corden.

10.10 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League.

11.50 The Football League Show Highlights and analysis.

1.10am FILM: Contagion (2001) 2.45 Weatherview 2.50 BBC News

BBC2

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Escape From Scorpion Island 9.00 Paradise Cafe 9.30 Animals At Work 9.55 The Owl 10.00 Horrible Histories 10.30 Deadly 60 11.00 Richard Hammond’s Blast Lab 11.30 Evacuation To The Manor House 12.00pm Degrassi: The Next Generation 12.25 The Cut 12.50 The Almost Perfect Guide To Life 1.15 The 5.19 Show 1.30 Scene Stealers 2.00 FILM: The Burning Hills (1956) 3.30 Flog It! 4.00 Swimming: European Championships 6.00 Dad’s Army Classic sitcom.

The men add an armoured car to their fighting strength. Did they armour it themselves?

6.30 Coast Coast takes a shore to shore route through the heart of Scotland on Britain’s greatest man-made waterway, the Caledonian Canal.

7.30 BBC Proms 2010: Bach Day Prom featuring the music of JS Bach in arrangements for large orchestra, live from the Royal Albert Hall. The concert, given by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra conducted by Andrew Litton, begins with thunderous reinventions by Stokowski and Respighi of Bach’s organ works.

9.40 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the classic news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop.

10.20 Grandma’s House Sitcom.

When Simon tells his mum Tanya that he’s quitting the entertainment show he presents, she is less than happy.

While Simon struggles to make his mum realise that her new boyfriend, Clive, might not be the right man for her, Grandpa has discovered something that will leave Grandma in a panic.

Meanwhile, Auntie Liz is struggling with her son Adam who appears to be starting a teenage rebellion.

10.50 FILM: Sparkle (2007) Sparkle.

12.30am FILM: Frida (2002)

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6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 10.25 Children’s Hospital 10.55 Monk 11.55 ITV News & Weather 12.00pm This Morning: Saturday 1.00 People Do The Funniest Things Abroad 1.45 FILM: Live And Let Die (1973) 4.00 Midsomer Murders

6.00 Meridian News; Weather 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.35 You’ve Been Framed!

Harry Hill presents the nation’s funniest accidents as captured on camcorders and mobile phones.

7.05 Odd One In See highlights.

7.50 Magic Numbers Stephen Mulhern hosts the live entertainment gameshow in which one lucky viewer could win up to £350,000. Stephen is joined by star guests Kym Marsh and McFly, who will take part in hilarious games which generate six numbers.

Hilarious? Really? Do you worry about the state your friends and family get into when watching these games?

Call an ambulance? You do surprise.

8.50 30 Years Of An Audience With... Last in the series celebrating three decades of popular entertainment show An Audience With... This episode looks back at unforgettable performances by Des O’Connor, Al Murray, Ronnie Corbett, Kylie Minogue and Michael Buble.

9.50 FILM: Ocean’s Twelve (2004) Starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, Andy Garcia, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Matt Damon, Bernie Mac. Slick crime caper sequel.

11.20 ITV News; Weather 11.35 FILM: Ocean’s Twelve (2004) Still slick and crime-filled as ever.

12.30am The Zone 2.30 October Road 3.20 Kojak 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.05 The McCain Track And Field Show 7.30 World Sport 8.00 The Morning Line 8.55 T4 On The Beach Sessions Presented By Monkey From Orange 10.00 Friends 10.30 Friends 11.00 Big Brother 12.00pm Big Brother 12.30 The Hollyoaks Music Show With Matalan.co.uk 12.55 Scrubs 1.25 Salt: T4 Movie Special 1.55 Channel 4 Racing 3.55 Come Dine With Me Down Under (x4)

6.00 Come Dine With Me Down Under Australian version of the cookery-based reality show in which amateur chefs compete for a prize.

6.30 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv 7.00 Elizabeth Historian David Starkey presents the third of four documentaries about the life and times of Elizabeth I, with dramatic reconstructions and visits to historic locations. This edition focuses on what was to be her finest hour – the rout of the Spanish Armada in 1588.

8.00 The Queen Drama series. A look at how Queen Elizabeth II dealt with the disaster-strewn year of 1992, which saw Windsor Castle suffer severe fire damage and a catalogue of royal scandals.

9.00 Big Brother Highlights.

10.00 Misfits Comedy drama. ASBO superheroes. The gang notice that there’s something strange going on in the town – local teenagers have stopped getting drunk, taking drugs or having sex. Today’s society!

11.05 FILM: Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) Starring Patrick Stewart, LeVar Burton, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner. Picard uncovers a plot to banish the population of a planet that holds the secret of eternal youth.

1.05am Big Brother: Live 3.00 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 3.45 What About Brian 4.30 The Wreck Detectives 5.25 Beauty And The Geek

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6.00 – 8.10am Children’s television 8.10 Little Princess 8.25 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.45 Igam Ogam 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 Fifth Gear 10.30 Red Bull Air Race 11.30 The Gadget Show 12.30pm The Expendables Movie Special 1.00 Don’t Stop Believers 1.05 FILM: Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) 3.10 FILM: The Last Starfighter (1984) 5.10 FILM: Lost In Space (1998)

7.30 Don’t Stop Believers 7.35 Five News 7.40 NCIS Drama series following the work of the navy’s dedicated federal agency. Tony and Jeanne are held hostage in a morgue. The team is worried about polygraph tests ordered by Homeland Security, and Shepard has a mysterious visitor.

8.40 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation See highlights.

9.40 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series about a team of forensic investigators in Las Vegas. The CSIs are called to the brutal murder of a much-loved football coach. When the case is linked to the drowning of a call girl, both a star player and a seedy sponsor are placed in the frame.

10.40 CSI: Miami Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. A young Cuban man is killed when he steps off a boat and onto a land mine on a Miami beach.

11.35 Forensic Files Documentary series examining the application of modern technological advances in crime-fighting. This instalment examines the use of forensic hypnosis and composite sketches.

12.05am Don’t Stop Believers 12.15 SuperCasino 4.05 Wildlife SOS (x2) 4.55 The Family Recipe 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake!

Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Super League 8.00 Golf: USPGA Championship 11.00 LIVE Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 6.00pm LIVE Grand Prix Speedway 7.00 LIVE Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 10.30 Rugby Union: Middlesex Sevens 12.30am Grand Prix Speedway 3.30 Rugby Union: Middlesex Sevens 5.30 World Sport

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Premier League Years 8.00 Football League Weekend 9.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 9.30 Take It Like A Fan 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm Ford Football Special 3.15 WWE Smackdown 5.15 WWE SummerSlam Preview 5.45 WWE Special 6.45 Sky Sports Classics 7.00 WWE SummerSlam Preview 7.30 You’re On Sky Sports 8.25 Football First: Game Of The Day 10.15 Football First: Match Choice (x4) 4.15 Max Power 5.15 IEX Magazine 5.45 Sky Sports Classics

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sports Unlimited 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 NFL – America’s Game 9.00 WWE Special 10.00 WWE Smackdown 12.00pm WWE SummerSlam Preview 12.30 WWE The Bottom Line 1.30 WWE SummerSlam Preview 2.00 Toronto Masters Tennis 4.00 LIVE Golf: USPGA Championship 12.00am WWE SummerSlam Preview 12.30 WWE Late Night Superstars 1.30 WWE NXT 2.30 WWE Late Night Smackdown 4.30 WWE SummerSlam Preview 5.00 NFL – Total Access

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3.30pm Malcolm In The Middle 4.00 Futurama (x4) 6.00 My Pet Shame 7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 Glenn Martin, DDS 8.00 The Simpsons 8.30 Glenn Martin, DDS 9.00 FILM: American Pie 2 (2001) 11.05 Classic Albums 12.10am UK Border Force 1.05 FILM: Grave Misconduct (2008)

7.00pm The Real Hustle: Celebrity Scammers (x2) 8.00 Top Gear. See highlights. 9.00 FILM: Good Will Hunting (1997) 11.00 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30 Family Guy (x6) 2.45 The Real Hustle: Celebrity Scammers (x2) 3.45 Tulisa: My Mum And Me 4.45 Wu-How

7.00pm 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Volcanoes 8.00 Natural World 8.50 Arena: Philip Hoare’s Guide To Whales 9.00 Wallander 10.30 Roger And Val Have Just Got In 11.00 Florence Nightingale 12.00am Charlie Brooker’s Gameswipe 12.50 The Games That Time Forgot

1.35pm Planet’s Funniest Animals 2.00 Dannii Minogue: Style Queen 3.00 America’s Got Talent (x2) 5.55 FILM: Twister (1996) 8.00 The Xtra Factor: Rewind 9.00 FILM: The Matrix Revolutions (2003) 11.35 The Xtra Factor: Rewind 12.35am Ladette To Lady 1.30 Holiday Showdown

12.40pm Ironside 1.45 Rising Damp 2.20 Kavanagh QC 4.05 The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes 5.10 Pie In The Sky 6.15 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (x2) 9.30 Rebus 11.00 Cracker 12.15am FILM: Mr Saturday Night (1992) 2.20 Film File 2.30 Teleshopping

10.50am Big Brother 11.20 Gok’s Fashion Fix 12.25pm Smallville 1.20 Big Brother: Live 2.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Ugly Betty 7.00 Friends 7.30 The Big Bang Theory 8.00 How I Met Your Mother 8.30 Friends (x3) 10.00 50 Greatest Comedy Films 11.40 Rude Tube 12.45am Big Brother: Live

9.30am Time Team (x5) 2.35 FILM: Gallipoli (1981) 4.40 Grand Designs (x4) 10.00 Engineering Ancient Egypt 12.05am Time Team 1.05 Engineering Ancient Egypt 3.10 Time Team

11.00am Flying Tigers (1942) 12.55pm Inception Special 1.00 Baby’s Day Out (1994) 2.50 Gulliver’s Travels (1939) 4.25 North

By Northwest (1959) 7.05 Big Momma’s House 2 (2006) 9.00 What Lies Beneath (2000) 11.40 Predator 2 (1990) 1.45am Swingers (1996) 3.35 Inception Special

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sunday 15 Orchestra United Channel 4, 7pm The final preparations for the concert are underway as the newly created Halle Harmony Youth Orchestra bite their nails, bicker and practise like mad.

Held at Bridgewater Hall, the concert’s finale is Edward Elgar’s ‘Nimrod’, and with the theme of the show being friendship, the kids discuss thier new bonds.

The Unforgettable Jeremy Beadle ITV1, 9pm It was two years ago that Jeremy Beadle died, holding the honour at that time of being the second most hated man in the country and the most watched one.

This celebrates the life of the professional prankster, and also looks at his more private side, talking to family members.

Beckii: Schoolgirl Superstar At 14 BBC3, 11.15pm You’d never think that the cliché ‘big in Japan’ could apply to a British teen living on the Isle of Man. Meet Rebecca Flint, aka Beckii Cruel. She’s a teen icon and an internet sensation, inspiring other teens in the UK and offering exclusive access to a teen in an adult working world.

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6.00am Breakfast 7.40 Match Of The Day 9.00 Breakfast 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Country Tracks 12.00pm BBC News 12.05 Cash In The Celebrity Attic 12.50 Bargain Hunt 1.20 Escape To The Country 2.15 Murder, She Wrote 3.00 EastEnders 4.55 Lifeline 5.05 Songs Of Praise 5.40 BBC News 5.50 South East Today

6.00 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo travels the country by train, with a copy of George Bradshaw’s Victorian Railway Guidebook. He makes apple juice in the Clyde valley orchards.

6.30 Countryfile Adam Henson is in Lincolnshire, an agricultural stronghold where the fertile soil is particularly good for growing vegetables.

7.30 Last Of The Summer Wine Comic adventures with the pensioners of the Yorkshire Pennines.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the experts return to the Brooklands Motor Racing and Aviation Museum near Weybridge for another busy day of valuations.

9.00 Secret Britain Matt Baker and Julia Bradbury embark on an epic adventure to unlock the astonishing beauty of Secret Britain.

10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Live At The Apollo The pub landlord Al Murray hosts, introducing special guests Chris Addison and punmeister Tim Vine.

11.10 FILM: No Way Out (1987) Starring Kevin Costner, Gene Hackman, Sean Young. Taut thriller.

1.00am Weatherview 1.05 Sign Zone: Holby City 2.05 How To Build...

3.05 The Royal Academy Summer Exhibition 2010: A Culture Show Special 4.05 BBC News

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6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Everything’s Rosie 7.10 Dirtgirlworld 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.25 Dennis & Gnasher 7.35 Bear Behaving Badly 8.00 Escape From Scorpion Island 8.55 MySay 9.00 Deadly 60 9.30 Gastronuts 10.00 Something For The Weekend 11.30 Restoration Roadshow 12.00pm Flog It! 12.30 MotoGP 2010: Round 10 – Brno 2.00 The Princess Royal At 60: An Inside Sport Special 2.40 FILM: Hondo (1953) 4.00 Swimming: European Championships 7.00 Dragons’ Den Another set of hopeful entrepreneurs pitch to the multi-millionaire investors. Paul Morris from Harrogate believes he’s cracked the genetic code of an acorn to make genetically engineered pigfeed. Is it a ground-breaking discovery or will the Dragons think it’s all hogwash? Plus Mike and Sarah Longthorn, and Laura Booth from Hull think they have the perfect welly for festival fashionistas braving the mud.

8.00 Top Gear Motoring magazine with Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond, including road tests, news and features.

9.00 Vexed Jack and Kate, bright, fun, attractive police detectives, have very different approaches to the job and life in general. In fact, they disagree on everything. The hunt for a killer targeting single women proves both good and bad for their own love lives, career paths and their relationship with each other. See Telly Talk.

10.00 Match Of The Day 2 Highlights of the day’s matches.

10.50 Mad Men Drama series which takes an unflinching look at the world of advertising in 1960s New York.

11.35 Mad Men Drama series which takes an unflinching look at the world of advertising in 1960s New York.

12.20am FILM: The Pumpkin Eater (1964) 2.05 BBC News 4.05 The Super League Show

ITV1

6.00am GMTV 9.25 Coronation Street Omnibus 11.45 ITV News & Weather 11.50 This Morning: Sunday 12.50pm Dinner Date 1.50 Columbo: Dagger Of The Mind 3.50 FILM: The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)

6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill narrates the comedy clip show that pays out £250 for catastrophes.

6.30 Meridian News; Weather 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Stephen Tompkinson’s Australian Balloon Adventure Actor Stephen Tompkinson takes on a new challenge Down Under as he bids to win Australia’s biggest ballooning competition. The journey begins in dramatic fashion when his maiden flight ends in a crash landing at 40mph. Against professionals, right? Good luck.

8.00 Heartbeat A latter-day Robin Hood is operating in the area and baffling the police.

9.00 The Unforgettable Jeremy Beadle See highlights.

10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Drama Trails Series that reveals the stories and connections behind TV’s greatest dramas. This ambles from the pastoral delights of Doc Martin to the Imperial War Museum to discover how Anthony Horowitz researches wartime detective drama Foyle’s War. 11.15 Comedy Classics: Doctor In The House The series about classic sitcoms looks at Doctor in the House.

12.15am Nightwatch With Steve Scott 1.10 The Zone 2.30 British Superbike Championship Highlights 3.45 Motorsport UK 4.35 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.30 Cooper Tyres British F3 International Series 8.00 Relentless Boardmasters In Association With Vans 8.25 Friends 8.55 Hollyoaks Omnibus 11.25 Big Brother’s Little Brother 12.30pm Friends 1.05 The Simpsons 1.35 The Simpsons 2.05 Three In A Bed 2.40 Three In A Bed 3.10 Three In A Bed 3.45 Ugly Betty 4.40 FILM: Evolution (2001)

6.30 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv 7.00 Orchestra United See highlights.

8.00 The Amish: World’s Squarest Teenagers Series following a group of five Amish teenagers who leave their closed communities in the US to participate in a cultural exchange in Britain. The youngsters have a final chance to let their hair down before returning to America, experiencing a nightclub for the first time and moving in with a group of surfers in Cornwall.

9.00 Big Brother Highlights from the last 24 hours in the BB house.

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. Joining him are Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Minnie Driver and Alexandra Burke. Sounds like fun.

10.50 FILM: Final Destination 3 (2006) Starring Mary Winstead, Ryan Merriman, Kris Lemche, Alexz Johnson and Jesse Moss. Horror sequel as death once more tries to catch up with a group of young people who narrowly avoid a rollercoaster crash when one of their number foresees the accident. The best oxymoron of a film title ever.

12.35am Big Brother: Live 3.45 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 4.30 Bear Eats: Born Survivor 5.20 Hill Street Blues

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6.00 – 8.10am Children’s television 8.10 Little Princess 8.20 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.40 Igam Ogam 8.55 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.35 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 iCarly 10.35 True Jackson, VP 11.10 Zoo Days 11.20 Don’t Stop Believing 12.20pm The Hotel Inspector 1.20 Bermuda Triangle: The Mystery Revealed 2.20 FILM: My Girl 2 (1994) 4.20 Five News 4.25 FILM: Matilda (1996)

6.25 Don’t Stop Believing Emma Bunton rallies the nation in a thrilling search for Britain’s best new all-dancing, all-singing group. The contenders are judged and mentored by a panel comprising global superstar Anastacia, Tamzin Outhwaite, Duncan James and Charles ‘Chucky’ Klapow.

8.00 Cheryl Cole: Where Did It All Go Right... Or Wrong? Documentary examining the popularity of Cheryl Cole, a reality TV star who has conquered controversy to become one of the hottest properties in British pop culture. Probably not up to date enough to mention her malaria. Get well soon, Chezza!

9.00 FILM: War (2007) Starring Jet Li, Jason Statham, Devon Aoki, John Lone. Martial arts action thriller about an FBI agent seeking to avenge the death of his partner. He wouldn’t let it lie. No he wouldn’t let it lie!

11.05 FILM: Cobra (1986) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Nick Angotti, Brigitte Nielsen. Hard-hitting action tale about a super-tough LA cop who single-handedly confronts a vicious group of killers who are terrorising his neighbourhood.

12.50am SuperCasino 4.05 Wildlife SOS (x2) 4.55 The Family Recipe 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Football First: Match Choice (x2) 9.30 Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals On Sunday 1.00pm LIVE Football League: Championship 3.30 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 6.30 LIVE Super League 9.00 Take It Like A Fan 9.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 10.00 Ford Football Special 11.30 Super League 1.00am Ford Football Special 2.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.00 Super League 4.30 Ford Football Special

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Rugby Union 8.00 Golf: USPGA Championship 11.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 2.00pm Rugby Union 4.00 LIVE Golf: USPGA Championship 12.00am Race World 1.00 Max Power 2.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Watersports World 7.00 WWE SummerSlam Preview 7.30 This Week In WWE 8.00 WWE Vintage Collection 9.00 WWE Afterburn 10.00 Rugby Union 12.00pm Golf: USPGA Championship 3.00 Max Power 4.00 WWE SummerSlam Preview 4.30 Toronto Masters Tennis 6.30 LIVE Toronto Masters Tennis 9.00 Wild Spirits 9.30 WWE SummerSlam Preview 10.00 This Week In WWE 10.30 WWE Late Night Afterburn 11.30 WWE Vintage Collection 12.30am WWE SummerSlam Preview 1.00 Watersports World 2.00 Close

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1.00pm Must Be The Music: The Countdown 2.00 The 50 Greatest TV Endings 4.00 Oops TV (x2) 5.00 UK Border Force 6.00 The Simpsons (x2) 7.00 Must Be The Music (x2) 9.00 The Middle 9.30 The Simpsons 10.00 Martina Cole’s The Take 11.00 The Middle 11.30 Must Be The Music (x2) 1.30 House 2.20 Fringe

7.00pm Swimming: European Championships 7.25 FILM: 101 Dalmatians (1996) 9.00 Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.45 Mongrels 11.15 Beckii: Schoolgirl Superstar At 14.

See highlights. 12.15am Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum 1.15 Underage And Pregnant

7.00pm Behind The Scenes At The Museum 8.00 English Heritage 9.00 Women’s Institute 10.00 FILM: The Market: A Tale Of Trade (2008) 11.30 Ray Davies At Glastonbury 2010 12.30am Brothers In Arms 1.30 Pop Britannia 2.30 On Hannibal’s Trail 3.00 Britain By Bike 5.30 Close

11.25am America’s Got Talent (x2) 2.15 The Xtra Factor: Rewind 3.15 Dannii Minogue: Style Queen 4.20 FILM: Richie Rich (1994) 6.15 FILM: Robots (2005) 8.00 The Xtra Factor: Rewind 9.00 Dannii Minogue: Style Queen 10.00 FILM: Inside Man (2006) 12.35am The Xtra Factor: Rewind

10.50am FILM: The Secret Of My Success (1987) 1.00pm Mr Bean (x2) 2.10 The Forsyte Saga 3.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (x2) 6.55 Mr Bean (x2) 8.00 The Best Of The Royal Variety 9.00 FILM: The Pianist (2002) 12.00am Cracker 1.05 Martina Cole’s Dangerous Lady 2.05 My Uncle Silas

11.00am How To Look Good Naked 12.00pm Supernanny 1.05 Scrubs 1.30 Big Brother 2.30 Big Brother: Live 2.55 FILM: Nacho Libre (2006) 4.40 Friends (x2) 5.55 Glee 6.50 One Tree Hill 7.50 Friends (x2) 9.00 FILM: My Best Friend’s Wedding (1997) 11.05 Russell Brand: Scandalous 12.10am Big Brother: Live

12.40pm Scrapheap Challenge 1.50 Coach Trip (x5) 4.35 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.30 The TV Book Club 8.00 Jamie Does...

The French Pyrenees 9.00 The Family 10.05 My Weird And Wonderful Family 11.10 Father Ted 11.45 Black Books 12.15am The IT Crowd 12.45 Curb Your Enthusiasm

11.00am Champion (1949) 12.55pm A-Team Special 1.00 King Solomon’s Mines (1985) 2.55 Fathom (1967) 4.50 The Lady Vanishes (1979) 6.50 School Of Rock (2004) 9.00 Saving Private Ryan (1998) 12.10am Stuck On You (2003) 2.25 Killer Of Sheep () 4.00 Close

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monday 16 Roger And Val Have Just Got In BBC2, 7.30pm Alfred Molina and Dawn French are the middle-aged couple in the first half hour of their time back from work. Val returns to find Roger far from happy at the evening’s dinner – fishfingers and frozen peas – being stored in his plant fridge in the conservatory.

How uncouth!

Grandma’s House BBC2, 10pm Simon Amstell’s co-penned sitcom about a Jewish family in Ilford who are not his family (he makes that clear at the end of the credits) cranks up the excruciating situation factor when Simon buys his mum an extravagant gift... on his aunt’s birthday. And there’s a proper gem of a Clive moment, too.

Film: The Matrix ITV2, 9pm It may seem like old hat over a decade later, but it’s almost set up it’s own genre. Films are described as ‘a little bit Matrix’, so it really is worth taking another look at the original.

Keanu Reeves is Thomas Anderson aka Neo, who is offered an alternative existence to his mundane office work.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Living Dangerously 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Murder, She Wrote 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Green Balloon Scrapbook 3.30 Funky Fables 3.40 Mortified 4.05 Mission: 2110 4.35 The Legend Of Dick And Dom 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Barney’s Latin America 8.30 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 9.00 Roar 9.30 Gimme A Break 9.55 MyWish 10.00 Copycats 10.30 Deadly 60 10.55 OOglies 11.15 FILM: Hell Drivers (1958) 1.00pm The World At War 1.50 Ready Steady Cook 2.15 Instant Restaurant 3.00 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Cash In The Celebrity Attic 5.15 Escape To The Country

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Saints And Scroungers 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Will Peggy scupper Ronnie’s new club happiness when she hears Glenda’s secret?

8.30 Panorama As controversy over Israel’s blockade of Gaza still rages, Jane Corbin asks what really happened on the Mavi Marmara, when Israeli commandos seized the ship and nine people died.

9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Rupert Penry-Jones has made his name playing English heroes, but his family background is very different; his mother, Angela Thorne, was born in Karachi when it was part of British India. Time for a road trip!

10.00 BBC News 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Gears And Tears Revenge is the order of the day for the rival stockcar dynasties as the Smiths and Wainmans go head-to-head in the European Championships.

11.05 The Armstrong And Miller Show Sketch show.

11.35 FILM: The 13th Warrior (1999) Starring Antonio Banderas, Diane Venora. Bloodthirsty historical fantasy adventure.

1.15am Weatherview 1.20 Sign Zone: Tribal Wives 2.20 History Cold Case 3.20 Estate We’re In 4.05 News

6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts a general knowledge quiz.

6.30 Restoration Roadshow Restoration Roadshow. Pretty.

7.00 Dan Snow’s Norman Walks Historian Dan Snow puts his walking boots on and sets off to see what the great British landscape can teach us about our Norman predecessors.

7.30 Roger And Val Have Just Got In See highlights.

8.00 University Challenge Christ’s College, Cambridge fights it out against the University of Liverpool in a bid to reach the next stage of the student quiz. Fight! Fight! Fight!

8.30 Antiques Master The country’s leading amateur antiques enthusiasts battle it out to become Britain’s firstever Antiques Master in this series presented by Sandi Toksvig and featuring antiques expert Eric Knowles. Really addictive stuff.

9.00 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs get three minutes to pitch their business ideas to multi-millionaires.

10.00 Grandma’s House See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Home Movie Roadshow Dan Cruickshank and Kirsty Wark present 100 years of Britons’ lives filmed on home movie cameras.

12.20am Victorian Pharmacy 1.20 BBC News

ITV1

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Dinner Date 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Michael Ball Show 4.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Andy’s possessiveness becomes too much for Adele. Hasn’t he got a bit of a nasty track record? Buck up, lad!

7.30 Coronation Street Nick and Peter’s rivalry leads to a punch-up in the Rovers. Natasha struggles to keep it together after her break-up.

8.00 Countrywise The team visits Essex. Right near the city but rural.

8.30 Coronation Street Natasha interrupts an intimate moment between Nick and Leanne with a shocking announcement of her own.

9.00 Real Crime With Mark Austin: WPC Sharon Beshenivsky – Death On Duty The story of how West Yorkshire’s Homicide and Major Enquiry Team brought to justice the gang that shot WPC Sharon Beshenivsky dead during a bungled robbery.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Matchstick Men (2003) Starring Nicolas Cage, Sam Rockwell, Alison Lohman. Offbeat crime comedy. Obsessive-compulsive con artist Roy and his protege Frank are on the verge of pulling off a lucrative swindle when Roy’s life is suddenly complicated by the arrival of his teenage daughter.

12.45am The Zone 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Big Brother 9.00 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 9.55 Privileged 10.45 Friends 11.15 Friends 11.45 Diana Vickers’ Postcard From T4 On The Beach 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Brothers And Sisters 12.50 The TV Book Club 1.20 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions (x4) 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal: Hall Of Fame 5.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Tony gets the shock of his life when Gabby turns up at Il Gnosh. Carl tries to apologise to Jem for his past treatment of Liam. Good.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Short documentary.

8.00 Our Drugs War Documentary series on the global trade in narcotics. Exploring how the war on drugs is actually fuelling the longterm civil war in Afghanistan.

Western demand for heroin generates huge profits that finance warlords on both sides, corrupting the very government that British soldiers are fighting to protect.

9.00 The Hospital Documentary series examining the relationship between British teenagers and the NHS. This episode looks at why poor diet and lack of exercise has led to a sharp increase in the number of young diabetics. Exactly what all those adverts have been trying to avoid. With animation, that is.

10.00 Big Brother Highlights from the last 24 hours in the Big Brother house.

11.10 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Repeat of last night’s show.

11.55 Orange RockCorps 2010 With Blackberry And Channel 4 12.25am PokerStars.com European Poker Tour 1.25 Big Brother: Live 4.50 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 5.40 Yo Gabba Gabba

Five

Sky Sports 1

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Olivia 8.50 The Mr. Men Show 9.00 Little Princess 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Lorraine Kelly’s Big Fat Challenge 11.45 CSI: NY 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Build A New Life In The Country 1.40 Don’t Stop Believers 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 CSI: NY 3.15 FILM: Rag And Bone (1997) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours

6.00 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner Reality series. Animal-lover Tam ropes in partner Gabby and pet dog Albus to help make a good impression on dog grooming guru Gill East. Up against Tam is Sasha.

6.25 Don’t Stop Believers 6.30 Live From Studio Five 7.30 How Do They Do It? Documentary series in which Robert Llewellyn investigates how the 50,000-tonne container ship Zim New York navigates the Panama Canal.

8.00 The Gadget Show Consumer technology show.

9.00 FILM: Inferno (1999) Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Niki Bokal, Larry Drake. Action drama about a loner whose suicide attempt is interrupted by a gang of local thugs.

He decides to stamp out the warfare between two gangs, and make his peace with the widow of his best friend too. Bit of a turnaround.

10.55 Don’t Stop Believers 11.00 FILM: Last Man Standing (1996) Starring Bruce Willis, Christopher Walken. Prohibition-era action drama about a feared gunslinger who cruises into a Texan border town and finds himself caught in the middle of a gang war.

1.00am SuperCasino 4.05 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner 4.30 Wildlife SOS 4.55 County Secrets 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.30 Rugby Union: Middlesex Sevens 12.30pm Scottish Premier League 1.00 Ford Football Special 2.30 USPGA Golf 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.30 Netbusters 7.00 LIVE Ford Monday Night Football 10.30 Netbusters 11.00 SPL RoundUp 11.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12.30am Ford Monday Night Football 2.30 Sports Unlimited 3.30 Watersports World 4.30 Max Power 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 WWE The Bottom Line 7.30 Golf: USPGA Championship 10.30 Max Power 11.30 Grand Prix Speedway 2.30pm Super League 4.00 WWE Raw 6.00 NASCAR Sprint Cup 7.00 Trilby Golf Tour 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 11.00 PGA Tour Classic 12.00am Trilby Golf Tour 12.30 Golfing World 1.30 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 3.00 PGA Tour Classic 4.00 Trilby Golf Tour 4.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 11.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Super League 1.30 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 4.30 LIVE Cricket 10.00 WWE Late Night Bottom Line 11.00 WWE Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE Vintage Collection 2.00 LIVE WWE Late Night Raw 5.15 Close

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BBC3

BBC4

ITV2

ITV3

E4

More4

Film4

1.00pm Best Of Oops TV 2.00 A Town Called Eureka 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 6.00 Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Biggest Loser USA 9.50 The Expendables Special 10.00 Law And Order 11.00 Bones 12.00am Road Wars (x2) 1.50 Oops TV (x2)

7.00pm 101 Ways To Leave A Gameshow 8.00 Snog Marry Avoid? 8.30 Baby Beauty Queens 9.00 Gavin And Stacey 9.30 The Klang Show 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Underage And Pregnant 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Gavin And Stacey 12.15am The Klang Show 12.45 Baby Beauty Queens

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Visions Of The Future 8.30 On Hannibal’s Trail 9.00 In Their Own Words: British Novelists 10.00 FILM: The Hours (2002) 11.50 The Great Outdoors 12.20am In Their Own Words: British Novelists 1.20 On Hannibal’s Trail 1.50 Women’s Institute 2.50 In Their Own Words: British Novelists 5.30 Close

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 Sally Jessy Raphael 4.30 The Xtra Factor: Best And Worst 2009 (Part 2) 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 Paris Hilton’s My New BFF 8.00 Dannii Minogue: Style Queen 9.00 FILM: The Matrix (1999).

See highlights. 11.45 FILM: Inside Man (2006) 2.05am Coronation Street (x2)

12.50pm Heartbeat 1.50 Monarch Of The Glen 2.50 Upstairs, Downstairs 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.45 Monarch Of The Glen 7.50 Jeeves And Wooster 9.00 Wycliffe 10.00 Murder In Suburbia 11.00 The Bill: Death Knock 12.00am Reckless 1.05 Jeeves And Wooster

12.10pm Big Brother 1.10 Big Brother: Live 2.30 Hollyoaks 3.00 Gilmore Girls 3.55 Samantha Who? 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.25 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 One Tree Hill 10.00 The Sex Education Show: Am I Normal? 11.05 Shameless 12.10am Being Erica

4.30pm Coach Trip 5.05 Come Dine With Me 5.35 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: Global Edition 9.00 Location, Location, Location 10.05 How The Other Half Live 11.05 Without A Trace 12.05am Location, Location, Location

11.00am The Sun Shines Bright (1953) 12.50pm Beware, My Lovely (1952) 2.25 The Malta Story (1953) 4.30 Never So Few (1959) 6.55 The Family Stone (2005) 9.00 Behind Enemy Lines (2001) 11.00 28 Weeks Later (2007) 12.55am Death Note (2006) 3.20 Inception Special

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