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saturday 7 Strictly Come Dancing BBC1, 6.25pm With nine remaining couples, you can be sure of both the graceful movers and the clumping have-agoes still being involved here, as well as one or two lurchingly progressing dancers otherwise known as the ‘dark horses’ of the competition. It’s all to play for, and personally calculate if you could have ‘em at the Tango.
The X Factor ITV1, 8pm Whatever you may think of Louis’ sniping, Simon’s smarm, Cheryl’s ‘babe’ wardrobe or Dannii’s ever heightening hair, this is must-see telly. Those twins. John and Edward are the last group Louis’ got and Simon’s threatened to leave the country if they win the whole shebang. Is it worth a phone vote just for that? Hmm.
Rosemary And Thyme ITV3, 7pm What do you get when you cross a divorced retired police lady type and a redundant horticulture university lecturer? A pair of rather lovely gardening fans who are also amateur sleuths. As if you didn’t know. Don’t dismiss this as tea-time detecting, it’s really rather fun. There’s even prisoners weeding and a murder.
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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Football Focus 1.00 Formula 1 2009: Jenson Button’s Glorious Season 2.00 Rugby League: Four Nations – France V Australia 4.30 Final Score 5.20 BBC News 5.30 South East Today 5.40 Merlin
6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Gimme A Break 8.30 TMi 10.00 My Almost Famous Family 10.30 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 11.00 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 11.30 Animals At Work 12.00pm The Cut 12.25 The Season 12.55 The 5.19 Show 1.10 Chartjackers 1.15 Kyle XY 2.00 FILM: Dragonslayer (1981) 3.40 The Sky At Night 4.00 Autumnwatch 5.00 Rugby Union Live – Wales V New Zealand
6.00am GMTV 9.25 Horrid Henry 9.40 Scratch ‘n’ Sniff’s Den Of Doom 10.10 Art Attack 10.35 Tricky Quickies 10.40 FILM: Charlotte’s Web 2: Wilbur’s Great Adventure (2003) 12.15pm ITV News And Weather 12.20 FA Cup Live: Paulton Rovers V Norwich 2.50 Athletes Do The Funniest Things 3.50 Meridian News And Weather 4.05 FILM: Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge Of The Sith (2005) 5.15 ITV News And Weather 5.30 FILM: Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Gillette World Sport 7.30 World Superbikes 8.00 The Morning Line 8.55 Friends 9.30 Rimmel London Presents The World’s Greatest Pop Star: Beyonce 10.35 Friends 11.05 Hollyoaks Music Show 11.40 P. Diddy’s Starmaker 12.40pm Scrubs 1.10 Red Bull Rivals 2.00 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 The TV Show 4.30 Jamie At Home 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Come Dine With Me
6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 The Milky And Shake Show 8.05 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.20 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 8.40 Harry And His Bucket Full Of Dinosaurs 8.55 Olivia 9.10 Little Princess 9.28 Milkshake! Show Songs 9.30 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 NFLUK 11.00 The Gadget Show 12.00pm Megastructures 1.00 FILM: What The Deaf Man Heard (1997) 3.00 FILM: Silverado (1985) 5.30 Five News 5.40 FILM: Operation Daybreak (1975)
6.00am LIVE European Tour Golf 8.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 8.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 9.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm Gillette Soccer Saturday 12.30 LIVE Football League: Championship 3.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday 5.30 LIVE International Rugby League 7.55 Haye V Valuev Countdown 8.25 Football First: Game Of The Day 10.15 Football First: Match Choice (x3) 2.45 Sky Sports Classics 3.00 LIVE European Tour Golf
6.25 Strictly Come Dancing See highlights. 8.15 The National Lottery Draws The National Lottery results presented by Scott Mills with special guest Michael Bolton. Sans mullet. But will he ever be in our minds? 8.25 Casualty Medical drama series. Jordan returns to the ED, Alistair’s obsession with Polly reaches a climax, and Ruth struggles to hold it together. Can she use double-sided sticky tape? 9.15 Festival Of Remembrance The Royal British Legion’s Festival of Remembrance pays tribute to all victims of war and conflict in the presence of HM The Queen and members of the Royal Family. Jamie Cullum and Faryl Smith perform alongside the Massed Bands of the Household Division, the band of HM Royal Marines and the band of the Royal Air Force and Salon Orchestra. The service includes a lesson read by HRH The Princess Royal and the traditional two minute silence as thousands poppy petals fall in the Royal Albert Hall. 10.50 BBC News 11.05 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights from the Premier League. 12.05am The Football League Show 12.55 Friday Night With Jonathan Ross 1.55 Weatherview 2.00 BBC News
7.35 Porridge Sitcom set in Slade prison. Fletch has to help Godber out after he gets involved in a fight a week before his parole board hearing. 8.05 The Secret Life Of The Berlin Wall Berlin is a place that is indispensable to the imagination, a city where history ticks all the boxes. Here are those boxes, for you. 9.35 Have I Got A Bit More News For You The extended version of the popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Kirsty Young and guest panellists Ross Noble and Robert Peston. 10.15 The Thick Of It Satirical political sitcom. Nicola Murray is stuck in an Eastbourne hotel bedroom with nothing but a laptop, a printer and a tiny kettle while she and Olly try to finish her speech for the annual party conference. It’s not going well. But Glenn has brought in his secret weapon - Julie Price, tragic widow, people’s champion and regional photo opportunity. Is this the breakthrough they need, or the start of a tug-ofJulie with Malcolm Tucker? 10.45 Never Mind The Buzzcocks More musical tomfoolery. 11.20 The Culture Show A topical series featuring the best arts and culture stories of the week. 12.20am FILM: The Merchant Of Venice (2004) 2.20 FILM: Three Seasons (1999)
7.00 New You’ve Been Framed! Today’s episode features a dog versus crocodile showdown, as well as a golf kart Grand Prix and a host of practical jokes. Harry Hill’s commentary makes it all a little less staged. 7.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Harry Hill is back for another batch of topdrawer skits, clips and quips based on the best of the week’s TV. Who will fight? 8.00 The X Factor See highlights. 9.35 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Ronnie Corbett Comedy legend Ronnie Corbett tells the story of his incredible 50 years in show business to Piers Morgan. From the tragic death of his comedy partner Ronnie Barker to the reason why he has not been able to tell his wife he loves her, this is a fascinating and revealing interview with one of Britain’s best loved entertainers. 10.35 ITV News; Weather 10.50 FA Cup Highlights The FA Cup first round always produces shocks and heroes, as non-league teams seek to upset opponents from Leagues One and Two. Ned Boulting and Robbie Earle analyse the day’s action, including Stourbridge v Walsall and Bromley v Colchester. 12.20am Nightwatch With Steve Scott 1.10 FILM: DC Sniper: 23 Days Of Fear (2003) 2.40 Crossing Jordan 3.30 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News
6.00 Come Dine With Me Cookery-based reality show. It’s the third night in Cambridge and househusband Phil Webb hopes to impress his guests with a menu of pork from his very own pigs. Tasty Perky? Ugh. 6.30 Come Dine With Me Germanborn Simone Brenais hopes to impress her guests with a six-course meal which takes in the world’s cuisines, from a German apertif to a Chinese noodle dish. Full up. Huff. 7.00 Come Dine With Me The final night in Cambridge sees ex-nightclub singer Carolyn entertain her guests with salsa dancing and a menu she describes as ‘a fiesta of colour and taste.’ Dangerous – but winning? 7.30 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Day Of The Kamikaze Documentary about the first mass suicide attack carried out by Japanese kamikazes on the US Third Fleet on 25th November 1944. 9.30 FILM: The Full Monty (1997) Starring Robert Carlyle, Tom Wilkinson, Mark Addy, Paul Barber, William Snape and Hugo Speer. Blockbuster comedy about a group of unemployed Sheffield men who turn to stripping to try to escape the poverty into which they have fallen. 11.20 Live From Abbey Road 12.25am FILM: Lady Chatterley (2006) 3.25 Invasion 4.10 The Class 4.35 Switched 5.00 School Disco 5.10 St Elsewhere
7.50 NCIS Drama series. The team is called in when the body of a marine is found after a party in an illegal nightclub. 8.40 CSI: NY Crime drama series. When a rich real estate agent is found dead in a brownstone, Mac and Stella work with evidence that suggests he was either the perpetrator or victim of a kidnap. Goody or baddy? So difficult to tell apart these days. 9.35 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series. Nick and Riley investigate a suspicious attack on a skydiver. When Catherine and Greg are then called to a double murder, it seems the two cases share a surprising connection. Elsewhere, Ray struggles to solve the death of a religious fanatic in the desert. 10.35 Law And Order: SVU Drama series. Police trail a sex offender responsible for the murders of three people and the abductions of two young children. The pursuit brings Benson and Stabler into conflict when first one then the other is put in the firing line. 11.30 Women Who Kill This edition examines the story of Della Dante Sutorius. Bad lady, but what a name! 12.00am SuperCasino 4.00 The Great Artists (x2) 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car
6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Haye V Valuev Countdown 7.00 LIVE Air New Zealand Cup Rugby 9.30 Rugby Union 11.00 NFL – America’s Game 12.00pm Haye V Valuev Countdown 12.30 Max Power 1.30 Haye V Valuev Countdown 2.00 Live International Rugby Union 5.00 Air New Zealand Cup Rugby 6.30 Haye V Valuev Countdown 7.00 LIVE: Spanish Football (x2) 11.00 International Rugby League 1.00am Spanish Football 2.00 NFL – Total Access 2.55 LIVE International Cricket
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Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sports Unlimited 7.00 Football League Weekend 8.00 Friday Fight Night 10.00 WWE Smackdown 12.00pm Euro Tour Golf 5.00 WWE Smackdown 7.00 WWE The Bottom Line 8.00 International Rugby Union 10.00 Extreme Championship Wrestling 11.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown 1.00am WWE Late Night Bottom Line 2.00 Max Power 3.00 International Rugby League 5.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 5.30 Gillette World Sport
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5.00pm The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 A Christmas Carol World Premiere 6.30 Futurama 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Futurama (x2) 9.00 UK Border Force 10.00 Ross Kemp Behind The Story 10.30 Ross Kemp Remembers Gangs 11.30 Night Cops 12.30am Road Wars 1.30 Martina Cole: Girls In Gangs London
7.00pm The Real Hustle 7.15 Rugby Union: England V Australia 8.15 Top Gear 9.15 The Noughties... Was That It? 11.45 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 12.30am Family Guy 12.55 American Dad (x2) 1.35 The Noughties... Was That It? 4.05 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 4.50 The Real Hustle
7.00pm The Sky At Night 7.35 The Scarlet Pimpernel 9.05 Art Deco Icons 9.35 FILM: Goodbye Lenin (2003) 11.30 The Real Cabaret 12.30am Krautrock: The Rebirth Of Germany 1.30 FILM: Romanzo Criminale (2005)
3.05pm All Star Family Fortunes 3.50 Gossip Girl 4.50 Paris Hilton’s American Best Friend Forever 5.50 FILM: Back To The Future Part II (1989) 8.00 Lose 30 Stone Or Die 9.00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 9.35 The Xtra Factor 10.35 JLS Revealed 11.35 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 12.05am Lady Gaga - Video Exclusive
12.20pm Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 1.25 FILM: Garfield: A Tail Of Two Kitties (2006) 3.05 FILM: Agatha Christie’s Dead Man’s Folly (1986) 4.55 Inspector Morse 7.00 Rosemary And Thyme. See highlights. 9.00 Rebus 10.35 Vincent 12.05am Inspector Morse 2.00 The Charmer 2.50 Drama Trails
11.55pm Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious 12.50 Age Of Love 1.50 Style Her Famous 2.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.55 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 My Name Is Earl (x2) 7.55 Friends (x2) 9.00 100 Greatest Sex Symbols 1.05am Supernanny US (x2) 2.35 How To Look Good Naked
11.05am The Lost WWI Bunker: A Time Team Special 12.40pm FILM: The Lady Vanishes (1979) 2.35 Grand Designs (x5) 8.00 Making War Horse 9.00 The Somme 11.10 FILM: Paths Of Glory (1957) 12.55am Making War Horse 2.00 The Somme
11.00am Retreat, Hell (1952) 1.00pm The First Wives Club (1996) 3.05 It’s In The Bag (1945) 4.50 Viva Max! (1969) 6.40 Around The World In 80 Days (2004) 9.00 Zoolander (2001) 10.45 Dawn Of The Dead (2004) 12.45am The Entity (1981)