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friday 27 Al Murray’s Multiple Personality Disorder ITV1, 9.30pm Award-winning comic Al Murray is stepping out of his Pub Landlord persona and dipping his toe into alternative characters. Is he a one-trick pony or a master of all faces? New characters include a prurient dad meeting his daughter’s new boyfriend, and an indecisive footballer.
Free Agents Channel 4, 10pm The talent agency comedy continues with Helen and Alex being told by Stephen to go to a rival agent’s funeral to pay the company’s respects – and steal clients. Helen’s last funeral was her fiance’s so she decides to drink through the difficulty, while Alex antagonises a young actor. Mission somewhat thwarted.
Coleen’s Real Women ITV2, 8pm Mrs Rooney is gathering up more ‘real women’ to compete against professional models for lucrative modelling jobs. Can a pretty girl beat a size zero vintage clothes horse in the race to be the face of the new Wonderbra campaign? Where curves are an asset, this should keep Col’s ladies in with a chance.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Diagnosis Murder 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Mister Maker 3.25 ChuckleVision 3.40 Pinky And Perky 3.50 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 4.05 Outback 8 4.35 The Legend Of Dick And Dom 5.05 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link
6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 Big And Small 9.15 Numberjacks 9.30 Something Special - Out And About 9.50 Bob The Builder 10.00 Big Barn Farm 10.15 Charlie And Lola 10.30 In The Night Garden 11.00 Dangermouse 11.10 The Flintstones 11.35 The Flintstones 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 Coast 1.05 Sun, Sea And Bargain Spotting 2.05 The World At War 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Ready Steady Cook 5.15 Flog It!
6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.15 ITV News And Weather 11.20 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News And Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish - Celebrity Special
6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 Planet Cook 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 9.00 Will And Grace 9.30 The Deadly Knowledge Show 10.00 Sweet Sixteen 10.30 Rome: The Model Empire 11.30 Year Dot Television 12.00pm News At Noon 12.30 A Brief History Of Fun 12.50 Back To You 1.20 FILM: Bear Island (1979) 3.25 Countdown 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show
6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 The Wright Stuff 10.30 Trisha Goddard 11.30 Build A New Life In The Country - Was It Worth It? 12.30pm Five News 12.45 Going For Gold 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Going For Gold Extra 3.10 FILM: Prayers For Bobby (2009) 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky 5.30 Neighbours
6.00am LIVE International Cricket: 2nd Twenty20 9.00 LIVE Test Cricket 1.30pm LIVE Test Cricket 6.30 LIVE Test Cricket 9.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 10.00 LIVE Friday Fight Night 12.00am Big League Weekend 1.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 1.30 Off The Bar 2.00 Friday Fight Night 4.00 Big League Weekend 5.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 5.30 Off The Bar
6.00 Battle Of The Brains Quiz show hosted by Nicky Campbell. 6.30 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts a general knowledge quiz. 7.00 Once A Soldier Documentary series about the Chelsea Pensioners, former British soldiers who live in the Royal Hospital in Chelsea. 7.30 Mastermind Topics are John Wesley, Seinfeld, Kazimir Malevich and the Wars of the Roses. 8.00 Six Nations Rugby John Inverdale hosts coverage of the clash between the 2008 Grand Slam winners Wales and France at the Stade de France. Whatever the result, history will be made in Paris as it’s the first-ever Six Nations match to be played on a Friday evening. 10.00 Rab C Nesbitt Comedy featuring Scotland’s angry middleaged man. When his friend Andra has a heart attack, Rab decides his sleep problem is spiritual. He retreats to the public park and seeks counsel from three new acquaintances. 10.30 Newsnight 11.00 Newsnight Review Round table arts and culture discussion programme with Kirsty Wark. 11.35 The Culture Show Uncut Lauren Laverne travels to Dublin to interview the world’s biggest rock band – U2. 12.20am Medium (x2) 1.45 Nero Wolfe Mysteries
6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Eli visits Danielle as the Dingles receive some shocking news from the prison. 7.30 Coronation Street Becky’s engagement delight is soured by Michelle. She is entitled. Share a ring and have a grump – them’s the rules. 8.00 The Love Industry: Tonight Jonathan Maitland explores the singles scene 8.30 Coronation Street Luke and Tony agree to an uneasy truce. 9.00 Moving Wallpaper Second series of the TV-based comedy. The team face a new challenge to come up with a hit show for ITV. Cornish surfing soap Echo Beach has been cancelled and the writers are out of a job. Can egocentric producer Jonathan Pope find his next big idea? 9.30 Al Murray’s Multiple Personality Disorder See highlights. 10.00 Pushing Daisies Ned, Chuck, Olive and Emerson go undercover at a Chinese restaurant. 11.00 The Late News; Weather 11.35 FILM: The Truth About Charlie (2002) Stars Mark Wahlberg, Thandie Newton. Jonathan Demme’s remake of classic film Charade. 1.20am Nightwatch With Steve Scott 2.10 FILM: At The Earth’s Core (1976) 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz. 8.00 EastEnders Ian’s 40th birthday party in the Queen Vic goes from a glittering celebration to shameful embarrassment. Was it ever going to be anything else? 8.30 Outtake TV Anne Robinson delves into the EastEnders archives. 9.00 QI Panel-based quiz where the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry is joined by John Sergeant, Jimmy Carr, Jo Brand and Alan Davies. 9.30 Not Going Out Sitcom. A new neighbour moves in upstairs, and his noise drives Lucy to distraction. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Friday Night With Jonathan Ross Jonathan is joined in the studio by evergreen broadcasting legend Sir David Attenborough, Hollywood Britpackers Emily Blunt and Clive Owen. 11.35 National Lottery EuroMillions Draw 11.40 FILM: Halloween H20 (1998) Starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Josh Hartnett. An addition to the longrunning horror franchise. 1.00am Weatherview 1.05 Sign Zone: Horizon: Can We Make A Star On Earth? 2.05 Iran And The West 3.05 Swarm: Nature’s Incredible Invasions 4.05 BBC News
6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Il Gnosh strains under the pressure of three-strongwilled females on a mission. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.35 Hello Dollies Cat McShane delves into the world of adult dolls house enthusiasts, and meets some very British eccentrics as she tries to find out what attracts people to create tiny worlds. 8.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away Jonnie and Jasmin help Paul and Sylvia Northam decide whether to spend £350,000 on a new home in the New Forest, or a property on the Costa Blanca coastline in Spain. 9.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon meets Anthony Trobiano, an executive chef who is struggling under half a million dollars. Despite being thrown a financial lifeline by his partner’s parents, who gave him their life savings, the business is failing and so is his relationship. Quelle surprise. 10.00 Free Agents See highlights. 10.30 Lee Mack Live Lee Mack performs live at Bloomsbury Theatre. 11.35 Shockwaves NME Awards 2009 Mark Watson hosts the NME Awards from the Brixton Academy. 1.10am 4 Music: JD Set Presents: Les Gars 1.30 Betfair World Series Of Poker Europe 2.25 Trans World Sport 3.15 Hill Street Blues 4.05 Time Team 4.55 Countdown 5.50 Hoobs
6.00 Home And Away Belle hits rock bottom after a dreadful first day at work. That didn’t take long. 6.30 Wild Animal ER An escaped weasel gives Tiggywinkles staff the runaround. Almost a bedtime story. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Rough Guide To Weekend Getaways Toby searches for respite from the heat in steamy Madrid. Elsewhere, Julia takes a peaceful break in Provence. 8.00 Police Interceptors Documentary series profiling the work of a high-speed police interception unit in Essex. 9.00 NCIS US drama series following the work of the Navy’s dedicated federal agency. The investigation into the assassination of a rear admiral takes an unexpected twist when it emerges that the intended target was actually a political refugee from Burundi. Acrobats – now there are unexpected twists. 10.00 Numb3rs Detective drama. The agents attempt to rescue passengers trapped inside a train that derailed when it collided with a lorry. 11.00 Criminal Minds Drama series. The team recreates a shooting in order to catch a sniper who preys on victims in the middle of the day. 12.00am Quiz Call 4.00 Tim Marlow On... Hogarth With Ian Hislop 4.45 Wildlife SOS 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football: UEFA Champions League 9.30 Football: UEFA Champions League 10.00 Live Tennis: Dubai Tennis Championships 12.00pm Football: UEFA Champions League 12.30 Football: UEFA Champions League 1.00 Football: UEFA Champions League 1.30 Football: UEFA Champions League 2.00 Football: UEFA Champions League 2.30 Football: UEFA Champions League 3.00 Live Tennis: Dubai Tennis Championships 5.00 Gillette World Sport 5.30 Off The Bar 6.00 Big League Weekend 7.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 Test Cricket 12.30am Volvo Ocean Race 1.00 Super League 3.00 Volvo Ocean Race 3.30 Gillette World Sport 4.00 Super League
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Powder Adventures 7.00 WWE Raw 9.00 Powder Adventures 9.30 Barclays Premier League World 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Darts: Premier League 3.00pm Trans World Sport 4.00 NFL: Total Access 5.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 LIVE World Golf Championship 11.00 European Tour Golf 2.00am International Netball 4.00 Tight Lines 5.00 Powder Adventures 5.30 Gillette World Sport
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12.00pm Don’t Forget The Lyrics 1.00 UK Border Force 2.00 Bones 3.00 Cold Case 4.00 Oops TV 4.30 Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 Oops TV 7.00 The Simpsons (X2) 8.00 Don’t Forget The Lyrics 9.00 Road Wars 10.00 Night Cops 11.00 Ross Kemp: Return To Afghanistan 12.00am Road Wars (x2)
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 The Real Hustle Las Vegas 8.10 Doctor Who 9.00 Being Human 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Grownups 11.00 Snog Marry Avoid? 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am Little Britain USA 12.40 Being Human 1.40 Grownups 2.10 Snog Marry Avoid? 2.40 Naked: Cabbies 3.40 Freaky Eaters 4.35 The Real Hustle
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Bartok And Van Gogh: Partners In Art 9.00 Legends: The Beverley Sisters - Tickled Pink 10.00 FILM: Calendar Girls (2003) 11.40 Mad Men 12.30am The New Avengers 1.20 Legends: The Beverley Sisters - Tickled Pink 2.20 Bartok And Van Gogh: Partners In Art 5.30 Close
5.15pm Sally Jessy Raphael 6.00 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 All Star Family Fortunes 7.45 Pop Talk 8.00 Coleen’s Real Women. See highlights. 9.00 American Idol 10.00 Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend 11.00 Coronation Street (x2) 12.00am FILM: Wayne’s World 2 (1993) 1.50 Teleshopping
12.20pm Heartbeat 1.20 Pie In The Sky 2.25 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 3.30 Daily Cooks Challenge 4.30 Surgical Spirit 5.05 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.45 Heartbeat 6.50 Pie In The Sky 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Flashpoint 10.00 FILM: The Graduate (1967) 12.15am FILM: The Pianist (2002)
12.45pm Scrubs (x2) 1.45 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 2.35 One Tree Hill 3.30 Gilmore Girls 4.25 Hollyoaks 4.55 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name Is Earl 7.55 Friends (x2) 9.00 Supernanny 10.00 Wife Swap 11.00 FILM: Chain Reaction (1996) 1.10am Scrubs (x2)
2.00pm Hill Street Blues 3.00 A Place By The Sea 4.05 How Clean Is Your House? (x2) 5.05 Secret Millionaire Changed My Life 6.05 Deal Or No Deal 7.00 Grand Designs 8.00 News 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Grand Designs 10.00 FILM: Miller’s Crossing (1990) 12.20am Grand Designs
12.00pm Maury (x2)1.50 The Fix 2.00 Nothing To Declare (x2) 3.00 Ghost Whisperer 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 Home Video Heroes (x2) 8.00 Nothing To Declare (x2) 9.00 CSI 10.00 Boston Legal 11.00 CSI 12.00am Home Video Heroes (X2) 1.00 Charmed
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5.40pm Ever Decreasing Circles 6.20 The Fall And Rise Of Reginald Perrin 7.00 My Family 7.40 Last Of The Summer Wine (x2) 9.00 Only Fools And Horses 9.40 Blackadder Goes Forth 10.20 The Thin Blue Line 11.00 Gimme Gimme Gimme 11.40 A Bit Of Fry And Laurie 12.20am Blackadder Goes Forth
1.00pm Frasier (x2) 2.00 Everybody Hates Chris (x2) 3.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 4.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Frasier (x2) 7.00 Scrubs (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 South Park (x2) 10.00 Sex And The City (x2) 11.10 Scrubs (x2) 12.10am Celebrity Death Match
1.00pm Forensic Detectives 2.00 Crime Scene USA (x2) 3.00 Deadliest Catch 4.00 Time Team 5.00 Mythbusters 6.00 American Chopper 7.00 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How Stuff’s Made 8.00 Deadliest Catch 9.00 Treasure Quest 10.00 Storm Chasers 11.00 Extreme Forensics 12.00am Crime Scene USA (x2)
11.00am 3rd Rock From The Sun (x2) 12.00pm Star Trek 1.00 Flash Gordon 2.00 Angel 3.00 FILM: The Haunting Within (2003) 5.00 Quantum Leap 6.00 The Invisible Man 7.00 Angel 8.00 Eli Stone 9.00 Sea Of Souls 10.15 FILM: Haunted (1995) 12.15am FILM: Dark Storm (2006) 2.00 Flash Gordon
11.00am Twelve O’Clock High (1949) 1.15pm Shadow Of A Doubt (1943) 3.10 The Devil And Miss Jones (1941) 5.00 Anna And The King Of Siam (1946) 7.10 DDay The Sixth Of June (1956) 9.00 Twelve O’Clock High (1949) 11.10 Flight Of The Phoenix (1966) 1.35am Shadow Of A Doubt (1943)
11.00am December Boys (2007) 12.50pm This Is My Father (1998) 2.50 The Page Turner (2006) 4.20 Away From Her (2006) 6.20 Breaking And Entering (2006) 8.20 The Escapist (2001) 10.00 Nacho Libre (2006) 11.35 Eastern Promises (2007) 1.20am The Escapist (2001)
1.00pm Monkey Business (1952) 3.00 I Was A Male War Bride (1949) 5.05 Above Us The Waves (1956) 7.00 The First Wives Club (1996) Self-indulgent comedy starring Goldie Hawn and Bette Midler. 9.00 Kiss The Girls (1997) 11.15 The Filth & The Fury (2000) 1.25am Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls (1970)
7.15am She’s Back On Broadway (1953) 9.00 The Big Sleep (1946) 11.00 Swing Shift (1984) 12.55pm One Spy Too Many (1966) 3.00 Giant (1956) 6.40 Mary Mary (1963) 9.00 The Man With Two Brains (1983) 10.40 The Shining (1980) 1.15am The Postman Always Rings Twice (1981)
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