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sunday 9 Bremner, Bird and Fortune: Silly Money Ch4 7pm Topical satirical comedy as impressionist Rory Bremner and regular collaborators John Bird and John Fortune present a fourpart satirical look at the global financial system. Expect expert comedy analysis of the nightmare situation we are having to deal with. You gotta laugh…
Stephen Fry in America BBC1, 9pm Stephen starts by meeting the physicists at the Los Alamos Laboratory who are unravelling the mysteries of dark matter, and who are in stark contrast to the ecohouse dwellers living off the grid near Sante Fe. He encounters Navajo Indians, and lives out his fantasy of becoming a cowboy.
Desperate Housewives E4, 9pm x 2 Tune in for two hours of glamour bitching. Bree’s estranged daughter returns home. Lynette comes home to find that Tom and Dave have formed a garage band. Bree’s entrepreneurial success has the women of Wisteria Lane feeling envious. MJ’s family portrait leaves Mike feeling left out of his son’s life.
terrestrial
sport
BBC1
BBC2
ITV1
Channel 4
Five
Sky Sports 1
6.00am Breakfast 8.15 Match Of The Day 9.30 The Andrew Marr Show 10.30 Remembrance Sunday: The Cenotaph 12.10pm The Politics Show 12.15 The Politics Show 1.15 EastEnders 3.05 Merlin 3.50 Little Dorrit 4.50 Points Of View 5.10 Songs Of Praise 5.55 A Woman In Love And War: Vera Brittain
6.00am Tikkabilla 6.30 Teletubbies 6.55 Tweenies Songtime 7.00 Roar 7.55 Bernard 8.00 Mona The Vampire 8.15 What’s New Scooby Doo? 8.35 Stupid 9.00 Escape From Scorpion Island 10.00 Something For The Weekend 11.30 Countryfile 12.30pm Rugby Union: England V Pacific Islands 1.30 Rugby League: World Cup Highlights 2.35 FILM: Wagon Master (1950) 4.00 Voyages Of Discovery 5.00 Remembrance Sunday: Cenotaph Highlights
6.00am GMTV 9.25 Art Attack 9.50 Prove It! 10.10 Finger Tips 10.30 Finger Tips 10.50 Planet Sketch 11.00 The Championship 11.45 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 12.45pm ITV News And Weather 12.50 Meridian News And Weather 12.55 FA Cup Special 4.15 The X Factor 5.45 The X Factor – The Result
6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 Planet Cook 6.55 Trans World Sport 7.50 Freesports On 4: Freeze 8.55 T4 Is 10 9.00 Friends 9.45 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.20pm Frock Me 1.15 Orange UnsignedAct 2.25 4Music Presents... 3.05 Friends 3.40 The Simpsons 4.25 The Simpsons 5.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.45 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor
6.00am LIVE European Tour Golf 8.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 8.30 Football First: Match Choice 10.00 Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals On Sunday 1.00pm LIVE Ford Super Sunday 3.30 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 7.30 LIVE Spanish Football 10.00 Football First: Match Choice 11.30 Football First: Match Choice 1.00am Spanish Football 3.00 Golf Night 5.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly
6.50 BBC News National and international news, Weather. 7.05 Regional News and Weather 7.15 Antiques Roadshow Among the treasures uncovered are a cannonball shot at the Battle of Trafalgar and a collection of cigarette cards worth a small fortune. 8.15 Strictly Come Dancing: Results Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly present the results from the eighth round of the celebrity ballroom dancing competition. 9.00 Stephen Fry In America See highlights. 10.00 BBC News National and international news, Weather. 10.20 Little Britain USA Vicky Pollard’s lying in hospital after a serious accident, and foul-mouthed child Ellie-Grace is accompanied to her first sleepover by her mother. 10.45 Spooks Drama series about the British Security Service. With Lucas back within MI5 he reveals that the Russians interrogated him about Operation Sugar Horse. If the Russians know about it, then MI5 has a very high level mole. 11.45 Celebrity Scissorhands 12.45am FILM: Breach Of Trust (1999) 2.10 Weatherview 2.15 Sign Zone: Holby City 3.15 Antiques Roadshow 4.15 Beautiful People 4.45 Joins BBC News
6.00 Wild China Documentary that brings pioneering images that capture the dazzling array of mysterious and wonderful creatures that live in China’s most beautiful landscapes. 7.00 Long Way Down Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman undertake another overland motorcycle adventure. 8.00 Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May travel to the US to take three new generation muscle cars on an epic road trip from San Francisco to the heart of Utah. Meanwhile, back in the UK Jeremy tests the feisty new Fiat 500 Abarth and Will Young is the Star In A Reasonably Priced Car. 9.00 Dragons’ Den: Outside The Den Series revealing the lives of the Dragons’ Den Dragons. 10.00 Match Of The Day 2 Adrian Chiles presents highlights from today’s four Barclays Premier League matches. 11.10 Graham Norton Uncut Norton comedy monologues, celebrity chat, eccentric stories and characters, and home-grown weirdness from the great British viewing public. 11.55 Heroes Peter is forever changed by a meeting with its shocking founder. 12.40am FILM: Scream Of Fear 2.00 FILM: The Man Without A Past 3.30 Joins BBC News 4.50 Inside Sport
6.30 Meridian News and Weather 6.45 ITV News and Weather 7.00 Britannia High It’s Jez’s birthday, and his friends plan a surprise celebration in fabulous all-singing, all-dancing style. Never happened at my school. 8.00 Heartbeat When a criminal allegation is made against a fellow officer, Joe risks his career to prove their innocence. 9.00 Sharpe’s Peril Conclusion of the two-part drama. Sharpe is captured by the mastermind behind the opium trafficking ring but refuses to join him. Sharpe manages to get away and escape with MarieAngelique – but his absence is soon discovered by the enemy. 10.30 ITV News and Weather 10.45 FA Cup Highlights Craig Doyle introduces highlights of today’s FA Cup first-round matches, including Havant & Waterlooville’s home tie against Brentford of League Two. 11.50 The Vicar Of Baghdad Rageh Omaar presents an intimate portrait of Canon Andrew White, one of the unsung heroes of the Iraq war, who has become fondly known as The Vicar of Baghdad. 12.50am L.A Dragnet US drama 1.35 60 Minute Makeover 2.25 Antiques Auction x2 3.15 Have I Been Here Before x2 4.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News
6.45 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 7.00 Bremner, Bird And Fortune: Silly Money See highlights. 8.00 Wife Swap USA A laid-back mother of two who works as a model and leaves all the housework to her husband swaps places with a tradionalist grandmother from a farm. 9.00 FILM: The Transporter (2002) Starring Jason Statham, Qi Shu, Matt Schulze, Ric Young, Francois Berleand and Doug Rand. High-octane action thriller in which a former Special Forces operative, now working as a mercenary package deliverer, finds his life in great danger when he breaks the golden rule of his ask-noquestions job. 10.45 FILM: Flight Of The Phoenix (2004) Starring Dennis Quaid, Hugh Laurie, Giovanni Ribisi, Tyrese Gibson and Miranda Otto. Tense adventure about a group of men who are left stranded in the middle of the Arabian desert after a plane crash. Their only hope of survival is to rebuild the craft so that she may fly again and carry them to safety. But can the captain and navigator calm the passengers as time starts to run out? 12.50am Brothers And Sisters x2 2.50 Dispatches 3.45 3 Minute Wonderx3 4.00 The Price Of Property 5.00 Countdown 5.45 The Hoobs
6.00am Kid’s TV 7.25 Hana’s Helpline 7.40 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 7.55 Little Princess 8.05 The Funky Valley Show 8.20 The Beeps 8.40 The Mr. Men Show 8.55 Rupert Bear 9.10 The Milkshake! Show 9.40 What Makes Me Happy 10.00 The Black Mamba: Austin Stevens’ Adventures 11.00 Nature Shock 12.00pm Zoo Days 12.30 FILM: Sweet Hostage (1975) 2.25 FILM: From Here To Eternity (1953) 4.40 Five News 5.00 FILM: Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004) 6.50 FILM: Ghostbusters II (1989) Starring Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Sigourney Weaver, Harold Ramis, Rick Moranis and Ernie Hudson. Fantasy comedy sequel. The phantom-fighters return to the streets of New York when they come to the aid of a woman who fears that her baby is the target of ghostly forces. Four years after Dr Peter Venkman broke up with Dana Barrett, she appeals for help to save her son after he suffers some decidedly strange escapades. The old team reunites and traces the source of the trouble to a sinister underground river of slime. 9.00 FILM: The Longest Yard (2005) See film highlights. 11.20 Danger Men: Animal Bounty Hunters Six-part series examining some of the most dangerous jobs in the world and profiling the men who risk their lives to put in an honest day’s work. This instalment follows the game traders who capture wild animals in the reserves of South Africa. Don’t expect to see any ‘I love vegetarians’ action going on here. More like the smell of blood and money and what drives these maverics to such extremes of employement. 12.20am ETU Triathlon 12.45 Mountain X Race 1.10 NFL American football 4.30 Seniors Golf Highlights 5.10 House Doctorx2
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Sky Sports Classics 6.15 Live Rugby League: World Cup 2008 8.30 LIVE Rugby League: World Cup 2008 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Wild Spirits 12.00pm WWE Afterburn 1.00 WWE Vintage Collection 2.00 Motor Racing: A1 Grand Prix 4.00 Wild Spirits 4.30 NFL: Total Access 5.30 NFL: Livewire 6.00 LIVE NFL 9.00 LIVE NFL 12.30am NFL: Top Ten 1.20 LIVE NFL 4.20 Close
Sky Sports 3 6.00am LIVE Test Cricket 11.30 LIVE International Cricket 4.30pm Test Cricket 6.30 WWE Experience 7.30 Golf Night 10.00 WWE Late Night Afterburn 11.00 WWE Vintage Collection 12.00am Rugby League: World Cup 2008 2.00 Masters Cup Tennis 3.30 ATP Tennis Magazine 4.00 LIVE Test Cricket
Alison Swann
extraterrestrial Sky1
BBC3
BBC4
ITV2
ITV3
E4
More4
Living
10.00am Road Wars 11.00 WWE Experience 12.00pm UK Border Force (x2) 2.00 Bones (x2) 4.00 Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x5) 9.00 Fringe 10.10 Bones 11.10 Cold Case 12.10am Toughest Villages In Britain 1.10 Road Wars 2.05 The Villa
7.00pm The Most Annoying Pop Moments... We Hate To Love 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Celebrity Scissorhands 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.45 Touch Me, I’m Karen Taylor 11.15 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps (x2) 12.15am Coming Of Age 12.45 Celebrity Scissorhands 1.45 Don’t Tell The Bride
7.00pm Wilfred Owen: A Remembrance Tale 8.00 The Edwardians In Colour: The Wonderful World Of Albert Kahn 9.00 Walter’s War 10.00 Mark Lawson Talks To Michael Parkinson 11.00 Peter Ustinov: The Parkinson Interviews 12.00am Walter’s War 1.00 BBC Four Session 2.00 The Edwardians In Colour
11.10am Emmerdale Omnibus 2.05pm FILM: Twins (1988) 4.05 Coronation Street Omnibus 6.30 The X Factor 8.00 The X Factor - The Result 8.45 Sugababes: The Hot Desk 9.00 Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.30 FILM: King Kong (2005) 2.05am Jack Osbourne
10.00am Inspector Morse 12.05pm Agatha Christie’s Poirot (x6) 6.55 Jeeves And Wooster 8.00 The Best Of The Royal Variety 9.00 Super Sleuths 10.00 Rising Damp 10.30 The Making Of Sharpe’s Peril 11.05 Liverpool One 12.10am Hammer House Of Horror 1.10 Ain’t Misbehavin’ 3.05 Only When I Laugh
10.35am Dark Angel (x2) 12.25pm Roswell (x2) 2.10 Smallville: Superman The Early Years (x2) 4.00 The War At Home (x2) 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Ghost Whisperer 7.55 Friends (x2) 9.00 Desperate Housewives (x2) 11.00 Samantha Who? 11.30 Sex And The City (x2) 12.45 Bring Back... Dallas
1.50pm Location, Location, Location (x5) 4.40 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.25 Jamie At Home 7.55 River Cottage Autumn 9.00 The Secret Millionaire 10.00 Dana: The Eight-Year-Old Anorexic 11.05 Father Ted (x2) 12.10am Deal Or No Deal 12.55 River Cottage Autumn 1.55 The Secret Millionaire
1.00pm Exposed: Angelina Jolie 2.00 Maury (x3) 4.40 The Fix 5.00 America’s Next Top Model 6.00 Dirty Dancing: The Time Of Your Life 7.00 Nothing To Declare (x2)8.00 Lipstick Jungle 9.00 Ghost Whisperer 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (x2) 12.00am Ghost Whisperer 1.00 Charmed
G.O.L.D.
Paramount
Discovery
Sci Fi
Sky Movies
Sky Movies
Film4
TCM
1.30pm The Good Life 2.10 The Green Green Grass 2.50 The Good Life (x2) 4.10 Only Fools And Horses 5.40 The Vicar Of Dibley 6.20 The Good Life 7.00 The Green Green Grass 7.40 The Good Life (x2) 9.00 Only Fools’ Top 40 Moments 11.00 Men Behaving Badly (x2) 12.20am As Time Goes By
9.00am Two And A Half Men (x23) 9.30pm Rules Of Engagement 10.00 Scrubs 10.30 Sex And The City 11.05 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.05am Scrubs 12.35 Rules Of Engagement 1.05 Sex And The City 1.40 Scrubs 2.10 South Park (x2) 3.10 Scrubs 3.40 Shortcuts Shuffle 3.50 Two And A Half Men (x4)
11.00am Mega Builders 12.00pm Hitler’s Henchmen (x2) 2.00 Mythbusters 4.00 American Chopper 5.00 Chop Shop 6.00 Bear Essentials 7.00 My Shocking Story 8.00 Days That Shook The World 9.00 FILM: Schindler’s List (1993) 12.30am Unsolved Murders 1.00 Call 911 (x2) 2.00 Forensic Detectives
1.30pm FILM: Deadly Invasion: The Killer Bee Nightmare (1994) 3.10 FILM: Mystery Of The Crystal Skulls (2008) 4.50 Eli Stone 5.50 Thunderbirds 7.00 V: The Mini Series 9.00 FILM: Sands Of Oblivion (2007) 10.50 Thunderbirds 11.55 FILM: Mammoth (2006) 1.45am Star Trek
11.05am Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970) 1.35pm D-Day The Sixth Of June (1956) 3.25 Twelve O’Clock High (1949) 5.40 The Enemy Below (1957) 7.20 Sink The Bismarck! (1960) 9.00 Too Late The Hero (1970) 11.15 Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970) 1.40am The Guns Of Navarone (1961)
11.50am The Duellists (1977) 1.35pm Mo’ Better Blues (1990) 3.50 Best (1999) 5.50 The Passenger (1975) 8.00 The Duellists (1977) 9.45 This Is Indie 10.00 Blood Simple (1984) 11.40 Do The Right Thing (1989) 1.45am Midnight Movies: From The Margin To The Mainstream
1.00pm Bogus (1996) 3.10 Prince Valiant (1954) 5.10 Porridge (1979) 7.00 Volcano (1997) 9.00 The Full Monty (1997) 10.50 Boys On The Side (1995) 1.05am Invincible (2001) 3.40 Close
7.25am These Wilder Years (1956) 9.00 Meet Me In St Louis (1944) 11.05 Today We Live (1933) 1.15pm Tarzan The Ape Man (1932) 3.00 Singin’ In The Rain (1952) 4.55 Young Cassidy (1965) 6.55 Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988) 9.00 Mr Wonderful (1993) 11.00 Lolita (1962) 1.50am Arturo’s Island (1962)
Classics
Indie