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ONE - For the Cynic/Realist (depending on how you look at it): Give the gift of a beautifully handcrafted anti-Christmas Christmas card. Merry Capitalist Christmas Card, £3, Donald’s Den, etsy.com/uk/shop/DonaldsDen TWO - For the Ballsy Fairy: As many of you know, it takes balls to be a fairy. Why not tell the world with this delicious tee brought to you by dynamic artistic duo, Adrian+Shane. ‘It Takes Ball To Be A Fairy’ T shirt, €33, adrianandshane.com THREE - For the Discerning Hot Beverage Drinker: A subtle reference to the world’s favourite swear word. If you don’t deserve one, we all know someone that does! UNT Mug with Black Handle, £9.99, consideritdesign.com
and USB recording stick. Every self-respecting music snob prefers vinyl. Portable Record Player (also available in red and brown), £89, iloveretro.co.uk SIX - For the Beardless Wonder: If you are unlucky enough to know someone who doesn’t have a beard, give them some hope this Christmas. Beard Head products make the beardless appear bearded, and help keep smooth faces toasty warm. Barbarian Roadie: £34.99, beardhead.co.uk SEVEN - For the Very Kitschy Lady: Say it loud and say it proud with this chunky, funky, kitschy necklace. HOORAY FOR GAY Handmade Hot Pink Laser Cut Perspex Necklace, £9.16, Kitsch Bitch Jewellery, etsty.com/uk/shopkitschbitchjewellery
FOUR - For the Lazy Lodger: This charming set of Mr Teatowels is the thinly veiled kick up the backside every slovenly housemate needs. Mr Teatowels, £20 for a set of two/£10.95 each, teeandtoast.com
EIGHT - For the Big Gamer: What is it people say nowadays? “Go big or go home”? It doesn’t get much bigger than this. Encourage your big gamer friend to get some fresh air by giving them this Giant Tumble Tower garden game. Let the Big Fun ensue! Sometimes size does matter. Giant Tumble Tower Pine, £55, ubergames.co.uk
FIVE - For the Music Connoisseur: This briefcase styled turntable features a built-in twin stereo speaker and comes with power supply
NINE - For the Liquor Lover: Watch their face light up when they clap eyes on this handcrafted bottle of Jack lamp. Other bottles
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available. Jack Daniels Lamp £30, iluvlamp.co.uk TEN - For the Old School Geek: If your favourite geek is a tad nostalgic, spruce up their computer desk with a beautiful, retro steampunk style silver and wood handcrafted keyboard. Company name/initials can be included on request. Handcrafted Steampunk Keyboard in Silver and Wood, £90, Hanna Steampunk Creations, etsy.com/uk/shop/HannaLTD ELEVEN - For your ‘Lobster’: Lobster = one true love. Show your sweetheart just how much you care with this romantic print. This gift says ‘I Will Always Love You’, ‘You Are The Sunshine of My Life’, or ‘I Like You So Much Better When You’re Naked’, depending on what your song happens to be. ‘Our Song’ Personalised Print, £25, thedriftingbear.com TWELVE - For the Person Who Has Everything: Voted ‘The World’s Ugliest Animal’ in September 2013, the blobfish might look like a melted scoop of strawberry ice cream with the down-turned mouth of a sad clown, but he’s still cute, isn’t he? He has a certain ugly charm, and he’s crying out for a hug. Stuffed Blobfish, £19.99, firebox.com