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Water is Not for Free May Hotels and Villas in Gianyar, Bali Illegally Avoiding Subterranean Water Taxes NusaBali reports that many hotels and villas in the Gianyar regency of Bali have avoided paying taxes for tapping into the Island's water table through unauthorized wells. Continue to page 2

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Continued from page 1 The Subterranean Water Tax (Pajak ABT) is applied to any business or dwelling in Bali that uses ground water. Reports suggest that only small portions of well owners are paying their ABT Tax, blamed on the inefficiency or venality of tax officials. Abuse of the system and the uncontrolled drilling of ground water are feared by environmental groups to have a lasting detrimental effect of the Island and its mounting water deficit. Meanwhile the head of Regency's Revenue Office for Gianyar, I Ketut Anwar, is pledging that the regency will be more proactive in collecting ABT taxes and close businesses using subterranean water illegally. Prior to 2010, revenue from ABT taxes were collected

by the provinces, but are now collected by Bali's regencies and municipalities. In 2103 ABT taxes from starred hotel in Gianyar totaled Rp. 1.4 billion (US$122.000). The hotels that were leading payers of ABT Tax in 2013 in Gianyar were:

Hotel Alila Rp. 415,224,824 Amandari Rp. 234,733,421 Four Seasons at Sayan Rp. 129,618.331 The Gianyar Regency's ABT Tax target for 2014 is Rp. 3,062,366,398. www.balidiscovery.com

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Gday again folks and welcome to the weekly for another try, which is what got the Blues over the line last week at the second state of origin match. The Maroons scored twice on penalty and then the Blues got a try and converted it nicely to take their second win succsessfully earning them the first win in the series for nine years. Well done to all the Blues supporters and the team for a great job. Lets hope the wins are a little closer together from

now on. On the subject of sport, I see the world cup soccer is hotting up and about at the pointy end of the competition as the group stages are all but done and its knock out or sudden death from here on in. I see the Aussies are doing well and im told they are a really young team. They had a great game against Holland last week which I think was a surprise to everyone seeing the Dutch side is apparently so good. Good luck to all the best sides and I think I'll keep my coin on Germany. Ok I don't want this editorial to be a sports column but seeing the subject seems to be rolling that way at the minute, I will say the wheels have fallen off for a few teams in the A.F.L. with last week bringing a few upsets to the table. The top eight spots I thought were cemented in concrete but if a few teams don't try that little bit harder they will not keep their spots . Last week the match of the round would have to go to GWS against Carltank with an eight point win and probably the Richmond defense is worth a mention as they kept the scores down for the game against Sydney. Moving along this week I'd like to draw everyones attention to the “Feel Younger Summit” which is being held at the Nirwana Resort this Friday the 27th and from all reports it's a must do thing if you're living the life in Bali. As expats we tend to get a little lazy and don't do as much as we probably would back home and these guys have got some great advice and methods to help us live a healthy and longer life, and lets face it we all want to get as much time on this rock as is possible. You can check out the advert and get all the details on page 22 and thanks to Echo Beach and the Plumbers Arms for their support.

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Penny Pinching on Promotion I n d o n e s i a n Government Curbs Spending Plans for Tourism Ministry and Tourism Promotion Bali Post reports that the government has chopped the 2014 promotional budget for tourism from a proposed Rp. 435 billion (US$37.8 million) to only Rp. 373 billion (US$32.4 million). Similarly, a total budget for the Ministry of Tourism and the Creative Economy that was given a ceiling of Rp. 1.7 trillion (US$148 million) was, in fact, allocated Rp. 1.5 trillion (US$130 million).

In revealing the reduced figures, Esthy Reko Astuty, the director general of marketing for the Ministry said the reduced level of expenditure would present special challenges in the Ministry's efforts to establish the needed momentum in the promotion of Indonesia's tourism.

In practical terms the reduced level of spending means that Indonesia will now participate in 51 promotional events instead of 59; reduce p u r c h a s e s o f promotional material; and less travel by Ministry officials in the promotion of Indonesia travel. Nonetheless, Esthy remains optimistic that Indonesia will still manage to attract 9.5 million foreign visitors during the calendar year 2014. www.balidiscovery.com

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In closing and on a final note, I did hear a whisper that the powers that be at Crusoes are pushing along with the Pressure hour and are as happy as larry with the event each Friday night. I was lucky enough to make it there for the second one and enjoyed watching a bucks night party join in only to work out that they all had to use the toilet almost as soon as they drank their first beer. A few good laughs were had by all and some very strange sounds of relief coming from the toilet after the bell rang. Thanks again to Mr Ron for the continued support. Ok folks I trust that the most of you stay safe, happy, healthy and always try to remember “Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance so be aware. Enjoy your Week. ALIASJ……. 4

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Kuta Hotels and Restaurants Discharging S e wa ge Ont o P ublic Beaches According to Bali Post and Radar Bali, the Island's fabled Kuta Beach attractiveness is threatened by unthinking hotels restaurant and business operators who continue to allow untreated sewage water to seep into shoreline areas used by swimmers. Efforts to reduce pollution by sending letters of reminders to errant businesses, socialization through public meetings and even blocking off waste pipes are seemingly failing to curb pollution and eliminate the sometime abhorrent smells that can ruin a day at the beach. While the problem can be most prevalent on the beach areas

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Frida Kahlo as a Role Model Celebrating the Life of Frida Kahlo and Helping Balinese Women Break the Chains of Poverty on Saturday, June 28, 2104 The Hacienda Mexican Bar and Ta q u e r i a h a v e scheduled a special event in honor of famed Mexican painter and feminist Frida Kahlode Rivera to take place on Saturday, June

28, 2014. Proceeds from the evening will be donated to Bali W I S E – a w o m e n ' s educational initiative that provides literacy, l a n g u a g e , p e r s o n a l development and vocational training to economically disadvantaged women in Bali. Funds from the Frida Kahlo Evening will be specifically donated to special vocational fund to help local women achieve gainful employment. Frida Kahlo (1907-1954) lived her entire life in Mexico and developed a unique style of painting known for its celebration of Mexican

nationalism and indigenous traditions as well as its strong, bold depiction of the female experience. Emblematic of Mexican naïve or folk art, her work was once described by Andre Breton as “ribbon around a bomb.” Characteristic of her fabled directness of statement, both in person and on canvas, Kalho once said: "I was born a bitch. I was born a painter." An appropriate spirited role model for women anywhere seeking to improve their roles and position in society, this Mexican feminist hero will be celebrated at one of Bali's best Mexican bars and restaurant in a night intended to improve the lot of impoverished women in Bali. Rp. 200,000 (US$17) gains admission for the evening that includes: Free drinks and food from 7:00-9:00 pm Salsa Dancing Auction Art Limbo Live Auction Honor the memory of Frida Kahlo and support the women of Bali : In Memory of Frida Kahlo – Role Model 7:00 pm – Saturday, June 28, 2014 Hacienda Mexican Bar and Taqueria Jalan Kartika Plaza No. 20 Tuban, Kuta, Bali – Indonesia

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Remembering Your Place Bali Legislators R e m i n d Builders and Business to Make Balinese L o o k i n g Buildings As reported by NusaBali, a m e m b e r o f Commission B of the Badung House of Representatives (DPRD-Badung), Wayan Suyasa, is calling on greater attention to be paid to local regulations requiring all hotels and villas in Bali to incorporate Balinese architectural elements. Suyasa bemoaned the fact that not only do many structures in Bali have no architectural connection to Balinese culture; but also ignore other zoning and building rules addressing minimum setbacks from roads, rivers and oceans; and coefficient ratios requiring 40% of any home or project be reserved for open lawns and

gardens. “Just look at the new buildings around us. There are so many where the Bali-style has been lost. This is, in my opinion, most concerning,” said Suyasa. The lawmaker called on Badung leaders to enforce the rules and ensure that Balinese culture is not being obliterated in the building boom now underway. As if He Didn't Already Know?

In what sounded very much like insincere perfunctory lip service, Ketut Martha of the agency charged with enforcing zoning and building rules (Satpol PP) profusely t h a n k e d Suyasa for his comments, s a y i n g everyone is entitled to express their views and such opinions will help improve the development underway in the regency of Badung. At the same time, Martha promised he would follow up on Suyasa's comments with surveys in the field, ending by adding, ”Once more I thank everyone for their criticism and input.” www.balidiscovery.com

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Back Jack Riewoldt to continue his amazing run in Fox Footy Hot Streak LUKE Breust's amazing goalkicking streak is the talk of the AFL. After another four goals straight against Collingwood, Breust has now kicked 23 goals without a behind, his last miss coming back in Round 5. On top of that, the Hawthorn small forward has kicked at least one goal in each of his past 20 matches, not going goalless in a game since Round 19 last season (he has kicked 45.13 in that time). But on that score, there are two men ahead of him. Port Adelaide's Jay Schulz has gone 23 matches with at least one goal, but that is well short of the No.1 player in the comp. Richmond spearhead Jack Riewoldt has his knockers, but he hasn't gone goalless since Round 1 last season, when he kicked 0.4 against Carlton. That's 34 matches in a row Riewoldt has kicked at least one goal. Dig a bit deeper and you'll

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It feels like Australia Day at Wimbledon with wins to Casey Dellacqua, Bernard Tomic, Marinko Matosevic, Luke Saville and Jarmila Gajdosova

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Groth punched 24 aces and 50 winners past Ukranian Alexandr Dolgolov before being stopped 7-5 7-6 (7-2) 7-6 (7-5). The Australian successes delivered contrasting rewards. Saville faces Bulgarian 13th seed Grigor Dimitrov, Tomic plays Czech sixth seed Tomas Berdych and Matosevc gets a crack at unseeded Frenchman Jeremy Chardy. Gajdosova will face either Svetlana Kuznetsova or Michelle Larcher de Brito while Dellacqua awaits the winner of Agnieszka Radwnaksa or Andreea Mitu, who were all stranded by early evening rain. American 18th seed Sloane Stephens, beaten by Russian Maria Kirilenko, and 17th seed Stosur were the only unexpected casualties in women's singles. Verdasco, Italian 25th seed Andreas Seppi, eclipsed by Argentina's Leonardo Mayer, and Canadian 31st seed Vasek Pospisil, ousted by Dutchman Robin Hasse, were the men's seeds to perish. With courts 14 and 15 out of play because of redevelopments, Wimbledon officials were foiled in their hopes of completing all matches. Among those caught out by the rain were Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, Caroline Wozniacki and Sara Errani.

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Essendon's Paul Chapman ready to tackle old teammates and hoping to spoil Geelong party THE banter hasn't started yet but Paul Chapman knows it's coming. After 261 AFL games, Chapman will face Geelong for the first time on Friday night. The occasion is sure to be emotional; last year Chapman said the prospect of leaving the Cats “hurt” and he desperately wanted to be a one-team player. But after settling into his new home, Chapman insisted he had nothing against the club that let him walk away last year after 14 seasons. “It's good for the hype, 'I got dumped last year and there might be vengeance',” he joked. “But there's no ill feeling from me. “That's footy these days, these things happen and you've got to make some tough decisions.” Chapman said he expected a few nerves on match-day and was prepared for the inevitable ribbing and

verbal stoushes. “There's been nothing as yet but I'm sure it will come,” he said. “Once the siren goes, both sides will be out there to win and hopefully we can do the job.” At this point in the season, both sides could do with the points. Geelong are fresh from a loss on the Gold Coast that sets their topfour ambitions back, whereas Essendon cannot afford to lose any more ground if they want to play finals. And as fate would have it, Chapman could play a starring role. Rested against Adelaide, the

veteran midfielder is cherry ripe for a crack at his old club. Chapman's opposition research briefing is yet to be delivered to his team-mates but he had warned them of Geelong's famed focus on backing up losses with a win. “When's the last time they lost two in a row? I can't really remember” he said. A valid point: Geelong's last back-to-back losses came in May 2012. His coach Mark Thompson, who steered Geelong and Chapman to two flags, offered him the chance to pick whether to miss either the Adelaide game or this one. Chapman said it didn't take long to make a call. “About three seconds,” he said. “I think he threw that out there to make it as though I had some impact on the decision, which I had none.”.

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Aussie in trouble for colander license photo A South Australian atheist who successfully had his gun license printed with a photo of him wearing a colander on his head has been forced to undertake a psychological test to prove he is fit to own firearms. When he had his license renewed last year, Mr Albon said he decided to "have a bit of fun" when asked about his religion, and declared himself a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a satirical movement set up in the US with the intention of opposing religion. Following the lead of a fellow Pastafarian in Europe, Mr Albion successfully argued he should be allowed to wear the colander in his license photo because it was a religious head piece. He is believed to be the first Australian to successfully have a license printed with a colander on their head, a feat also achieved recently by a New Zealand man who this week spoke to media after a photo of his driver's license went viral. "The law stipulates you can have something on your head ... but you have to have your entire face uncovered and if the headgear is being worn it has to

have some religious significance," Mr Albon said. "I thought 'I've got this one in the bag'." After convincing the woman who took his photo at the transport department he was allowed to wear the colander, Mr Albon finally had his unique licence. "I thought it was an absolute scream," Mr Albon said. "As far as I know I'm the first person to do it (in Australia)." It wasn't until six months later, in about June last year, when he submitted paperwork to have his license classification changed that police became nervous about allowing a man with a colander on his head access to firearms. He said two uniformed officers visited his home and seized his license and four firearms two rifles and two handguns worth about $2000 in total until a psychiatrist confirmed he was safe to own weapons. "I passed," Mr Albon said. "I was laughing ... I had to go and tell (a psychiatrist) what I was

doing. "The psychiatrist just laughed, he said 'you're kidding right'. "He asked if I had heard any voices, if I'd used drugs, and just other stuff to clarify where I was with my mental status." Despite passing the test, he was told the license with the colander photo had been destroyed and he would have to be photographed again, this time without the headpiece. A frustrated Mr Albon maintains he is legally allowed to wear the colander in his license photo. But, at the risk of losing his license again, he conceded to having a normal photo taken for the renewal. Mr Albon said he followed the Pastafarian movement in part as a gimmick but also to highlight the freedoms allowed to religions. He continues to subscribe to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and has even agreed to help moderate a social media group dedicated to the movement. In the next few months, Mr Albon will need to renew his driver's license and has vowed to wear a colander on his head for that photo, too. "What are they gonna do, come and take my car off me?" SA Police have declined to comment.

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Strongman Moves Airplane With Muscle Austrian extreme athlete Franz Muellner successfully completed his world record attempt of pulling a Boeing 777 out of a hangar at the Vienna-Schwechat airport in Austria, on Monday. The 44-year-old strongman moved the Boeing 777 47.5 feet by pulling it with a rope. Muellner has previously turned a 244-ton ferris wheel in Vienna with sheer muscle and let a helicopter land on his shoulders.

Giant Marilyn Thrown Out with the Trash A giant statue of actress Marilyn Monroe was dumped at a garbage collecting company in Guigang, China. The almost 30-foot tall stainless steel statue, which weighs about eight tons, was made by several Chinese artists over two years, based on the famous scene from her movie "The Seven Year Itch." The statue was transported to the garbage collecting company early this week for unknown reasons after being on display outside a business center in the city for only 6 months.

Tree Huggers Attempt New World Record In a bid to set a new world record, a total of 2,001 people, mostly students, hugged trees on the outskirts of Nepal's capital Kathmandu, for about two minutes Thursday to mark World Environment Day. T h e previous mass tree-hugging record was set in the U.S. when 936 people hugged trees in 2013.

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For more than 10,000 Aussies, Australian suburban life, icy mornings and office cubicles are a distant memory after selling up everything and permanently leaving Australia to live fulltime in Bali.

continue working in Australia, either as part of the fly-in fly-out workforce or logging in remotely from Bali.” The online survey wants to know why Australians chose to migrate, their choice of Bali as their new home base and probes the intentions behind those thinking about moving to or from the popular holiday destination. It will also assess how migrants navigate the complex social, economic, aesthetic, cultural and political factors that influence their decision. The survey will be available on the Curtin University website until July 14, 2014 and results will be presented and discussed at a public lecture later in the year.

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New APP attracts millions in funding Is this the app to burst the tech bubble? A new instant messaging tool that only allows users to send a single word “Yo” to their friends is quickly becoming a hot commodity, raising $US1 million ($1.08 million) in two months. Lending credence to the argument that Smartphone's are making us stupid, the Yo app lets users say “Yo” to their friends, sending them a text notification accompanied by a recorded voice shouting the greeting. Critics also suggest hype surrounding the app is a sign

Why Australians pack up their lives and move to Bali, migration patterns and frequency are being analyzed by Dr Amanda Davies of Curtin University. “It is thought that the affordable housing and lifestyle, climate and beaches are among the attractions for Australians,” Dr Davies said. “Some move to be on a permanent holiday while others are attracted by the potential business opportunities that accompany the growing expatriate population. “There are those who sell their car, home and even give up their jobs to achieve their dream. “Others might rent out their home and

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'Troubleshooters' are paid to assess companies' strategies and identify problems before they arise. I'm sure there are many positive-thinking troubleshooters. It's in their best interests, after all, to offer positive input to clients occasionally. This week, you could feel inclined to focus solely on what is wrong or in need of improving. The sky promises that, despite your misgivings, you will identify reasons to accept there is much to be grateful for and feel positive about. A relationship or arrangement just needs a bit more time. Give it a chance to unfold further.

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We don't need much in the way of a scientific background to know what will happen to dried twigs if a flame comes near them or what will happen to fire if doused with gasoline. When conditions are right, a tiny flicker of flame can become a raging, out-of-control inferno. You're being presented with a choice that surrounds your influence where a certain tense situation is concerned. You can either be part of a solution or play an integral role in making it worse. Opt for the former. There is a way to take control and lead by example.

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The scientists, Eric Anderson, from the University of Winchester, and Mark McCormack, from Durham University, also found that 98 percent of the men surveyed shared a bed with one of their male buddies. The researchers published their study, which they say examines "homosociality," in the journal Men and Masculinities. These men are usually found in cheap steak restaurants or joss houses that call themselves steak restaurants and always tend to ride together on the same motorbike. Many are incredibly overweigh, or very very skinny. The sociologists, who surveyed 40 men, say the less homophobic a straight man is, the more comfortable

just lie there together holding each other and laughing about how awful you feel," he said. The sociologists found that 39 out of the 40 straight men surveyed slept in a bed with another guy since they started running restaurants for other people. Some of the guys said it was out of necessity they have to bunk up together due to not earning enough to support their families properly, while others said they wanted to feel close to their friends. "Most indicated that it was not necessary to be close friends to share a bed with someone," the researchers said. "Most indicated that it was not necessary to be close friends to share a bed with someone." The sociologists said they know their sample size was small but hope to extend their research to other groups.

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Commercial performance "Don't Call Me Baby" debuted at number three on the Australian ARIA Singles Chart on 31 October 1999. Three weeks later, the track reached its peak at number two, where it stayed for six non-consecutive weeks. The recording was certified triple platinum by the Australian Recording Industry Association (ARIA), denoting 210000 shipments of the single. In New Zealand, the song entered the RIANZ Singles Chart at number thirty-nine. Two weeks later, the single achieved a big gain when it jumped from number thirty-four in the previous week, to number two. By its seventh week in the top forty, "Don't Call Me Baby" peaked at number-one where it stayed for one week. The song was given a gold certification by Recording Industry Association of New Zealand (RIANZ) for shipments of 7500 copies of the single.

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Family return soldier's dog after girlfriend sold it The family who bought a deployed soldier's beloved dog Baxter when his malicious girlfriend sold h i m o n Craigslist has agreed to return him to his rightful owner. The parents had initially refused to return Baxter to Robert Gabbert, who has been in Afghanistan for the last six months his second deployment. They said their children had become too attached to the dog in the month it had been in the Colorado Springs, Colorado, home. However, after Mr Gabbert's plight elicited a social media campaign and news stories, the family changed course. 'I think the people that bought the dog and read the stories and felt bad,' Mr Gabbert's father Robert Sr said. 'I guess, there's been so many people supporting Robbie, that the family came forward with the dog and they're going to return it.' raised Baxter from a puppy and his Facebook page is filled with photos of him lovingly embracing his dog and taking him on adventures outside Fort Carson, Colorado, where Mr Gabbert is stationed. Before he left, Mr Gabbert posted a photo collage of him and Baxter together. 'Thinking of turning this into a blanket,' he wrote. 'That's his baby. He bought that dog before he went the first time. He did a lot of research to find the right one with the right color coat. He paid a lot of money for that dog. This kid even belongs to the kennel club,' the elder Mr Gabbert said. 'It upset him pretty much when he found out she got rid of it.' During his first deployment, he shipped Baxter to his father in

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Columbus, Ohio. The elder Mr Gabbert said it wasn't any trouble taking care of the pup because has already has a dog of his own. This time around, when he got word he was going to deploy, his girlfriend told him she could look after the pup. A few months ago, she told Mr Gabbert she was having trouble caring for Baxter, the soldier's father said. He gave her his dad's cell phone number and said he would pay to have the pup shipped back to Ohio. 'She never did call me,' the elder Mr Gabbert said. 'Next thing we hear, she'd gone and sold him on the Internet!' The elder Mr Gabbert said he plans to send the family that had the dog money so they can find another dog for their children. 'I do feel bad for them. They bought him and didn't know that he wasn't hers to sell. The kids should have a dog.'

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Giant Toaster Car Meets Big Banana Car “The toaster car, a boxy silver vehicle with two slices of 'toast' on top, is a customized 2004 Scion XB belonging to D.B. Wilson of Los Angeles, according to the banana car's driver and promoter, Tom Brown.

After driving from Los Angeles to Chicago this week, Wilson and his 'Pastry Resistance,' as it's known on its Facebook page, came to Kalamazoo to visit Steve Braithwaite, builder and owner of the banana car, Brown said. Braithwaite and Wilson met nearly two years ago at the Huston Art Car Parade.”

Student rescued after dare goes wrong A student has gotten himself in a sticky situation, becoming trapped inside a giant stone vagina. Emergency services and 22 firemen were required to help pull the American out of the marble carving in Tübingen, Germany. What happened next was a delicate operation to deliver the stricken student from his dilemma.

Erick Guzman, who witnessed the incident, said in a post on Imgur: "I was there!!! He just wanted to take a funny picture. "The fire department was

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OUR PICK OF THE WEEK GUIDE PRICE AUD$225,000

This villa features modern Balinese-style accommodation with a private pool, sun terrace and a landscaped garden. A 10 minute drive from Jimbaran Bay, boasting an open concept living and dining area, comes with a fully-equipped kitchen and a private terrace overlooking the pool and greenery. A flat-screen TV is included. En suite bathrooms are semi open and equipped with shower facilities. A 20-minute drive from the property takes guests to Ngurah Rai International Airport and Nusa Dua area. http://www.balicoolproperty.com/property/details/13

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LOOKING FOR A SHORT TERM OR LONG TERM VILLA RENTAL OR MAYBE SOMETHING TO BUY? CONTACT US AND WE WILL HELP FIND THE PERFECT FIT FOR YOU. MINIMUM 2 nights stay 3 X DOUBLE BEDROOM VILLA IN JIMBARAN CLOSE TO THE FOUR SEASONS SLEEPS 6 - UD$205 PER DAY SO LESS THAN US$35 PER PERSON PER DAY WITH PRIVATE POOL AND FULL KITCHEN FACILITIES - CHECK OUT THE WEBSITE FOR MORE DETAILS http://www.balicoolproperty.com/property/rental/32

For Monthly or Longer term rentals we have a wide range to suit all budgets Available for monthly or yearly rental in Tanjung Benoa for prices at US$3,500 per month or US$36,000 per year. This villa is in a small street in Tanjung Benoa (Nusa Dua) meaning you are close to walking to many restaurants, shops, beaches and numerous large hotels but that you also have the peace and tranquillity of you own place! http://www.balicoolproperty.com/property/rental/66

GUIDE PRICE AUD$295,000

This well designed airy house makes you feel relaxed and serene just on entering the property. Through the large gate from the road is ample parking area and storage areas leading to the main door with stepping stone across the water feature into the main house with opens to a large high ceilinged room housing the kitchen and living areas. From this are large patio doors leading to the patio and 4 m x 8 m swimming pool. http://www.balicoolproperty.com/property/details/62

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