prologue disclaimers and warnings
This book does not attempt to cover the entire history of love, sex and marriage, but rather the essentials and, of course, the fun parts. Please note that some aspects of this book may be speculations, guesstimations or lies (due to inadequate research) of what really went down. While this may prevent the use of this book as a trusted source on a research paper, please do not let such things detract from any conversation that might be started by it merely sitting on the coffee table.