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SERVICE STATIONS-GASOLINE/OIL Berryman And Associates 5800 N 100 E Fremont ............................................................495-4632 1235 E St Rd 120 Fremont ..................................................495-4342 Country Fair Shell 1811 N Wayne St Angola ......................................................665-5335 Murphy USA 6687 2018 N Wayne St Angola ......................................................665-2762
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Steuben Lakes Regional Waste 8119 W 150 N Angola ..............................................................665-9865
SEWER-CLEANING A & J Perkins Septic & Drain Service Ashley - Hudson ............................................................................587-3739 Or ....................................................................................................800-737-5493 DILTS SEWER SERVICE, INC.
“A FLUSH BEATS A FULL HOUSE” ▲ Septic Tanks Cleaned ▲ Port-A-John Rental ▲ Sewer Camera Service ▲ Auger Service ▲ Jetting Service ▲ Pump Replacement
7600 E St Rd 427 Hamilton......................488-4655
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SEWER-CLEANING CONT. Donay’s On Time Services Angola ....................................................................................................655-8180 EYSTER EXCAVATING & SEWER SERVICE 360 Eyster Dr Angola ..........................................................665-5169 GIBSON’S HEATING & PLUMBING INC Angola ................................................................................................665-8909 Toll Free ..............................................................................800-896-8816 Graves Plumbing Heating & Air Conditioning LLC Auburn ....................................................................................................927-6910 KORTE DOES IT ALL INC 10920 Stellhorn Rd New Haven ....................800-777-2427 See Our Ad Under Plumbing-Contractors Shorty’s Sewer Service Inc Orland Rd Angola ........................................................................833-1901
SEWER-CONTRACTORS Lake George Regional Sewer Call ............................................................................................................833-0557 Lake George Regional Sewer District 420 Ln 130 Lake George Fremont................................833-7066
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905 W Parkway Dr Pleasant Lake ....................................475-5897 Cell ......................................................................................................243-2819
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• In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday." • In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed." • In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center." • In a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church." • On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship" • On a shopping mall marquee: "Archery Tournament Ears pierced." • Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
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• In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"
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• On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
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• In a New York drugstore: "We dispense with accuracy." © KPC Phone Books ● Steuben County 2013-2014
• On a radiator repair garage: "Best place to take a leak." • At a Santa Fe gas station "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container." • In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager." • On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law - Sisters of Mercy." • In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks." • A parking sign in front of a Boston meditation center: "Visualize Being Towed." • On display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs." • In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work." • On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: "38 years on the same spot."