"When I want to say something funny, I go to Abby's FB and see that she's already said it, funnier than I could." – Matthew Terzi “Abby Walker is the only reason I even check Facebook anymore” - Steve Souryal “I like her private message better. Like when she instinctually knew I was watching ‘My 600 lb life’ and asked if I thought the twin would die. Also, WWGD. We all love Guillermo reactions” - Shannon Hilbert
Let’s all be honest with ourselves. Abby Walker is the funniest person on Facebook. Within these pages you’ll find an incomplete collection of some of her greatest hits. If you don’t already have the distinct pleasure and privilege to call her a friend (or at least be connected to her on social media), perhaps you should reprioritize your life and ask yourself…
WHAT WOULD GUILLERMO DO?
Tangentially related, she’s a Halloween mastermind.