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Welcome back to the holiday season. And perhaps for the first time in three years, this December won’t be labeled as “COVID Christmas” in our phone’s photo albums. I’m the first to admit, Christmas in the Keys took some getting used to — we sat outside for Christmas dinner, overlooking Key West Harbor. I optimistically wore a scarf and brought a jacket that remained in the car all night. We shopped for a tree in shorts and sweated as we lashed it to the roof. White rope lights encircled towering palm tree trunks, and green lights speckled from their topmost fronds. Snow-capped pine trees were nonexistent. It was Christmas 1998 and I had lived in Key West all of five months. Any attempt I made to recreate the holidays up north felt hollow and a little desperate. Then I attended the tree-lighting at Bayview Park and the Lighted Boat Parade at Schooner Wharf Bar. That’s when it all clicked. I got it and I loved it. Christmas didn’t need to be cold; it just needed to be Christmas, filled with family, friends and goodwill. It was. Has been ever since. The tropical holidays are now as much a part of me as cold-weather Christmases and I wouldn’t have it any other way. For this edition of our Holiday magazine, the Keys Weekly has fully embraced the coastal Christmas holiday trend, and we celebrate the fact that so many of this year’s trendy decorations echo our coastal vibe. Turns out, sand dollars do make perfect ornaments. Check out our holiday shopping guide for the best holiday gifts and decor, all from local shops and vendors who call the Keys home. Revisit Christmases past with our three editors and dive into the well-known and oft-quoted world of “A Christmas Story” with writer Erin Stover. Recall some of the Keys’ earliest Christmases with historian Brad Bertelli. Enjoy a guilt-free New Year’s Eve at home with creative director Stephanie Mitchell as you wind down from the madness of holiday parties. Whip up some sweet surprises, thanks to pro baker Kate Koler, who owns Sweet Savannah’s in Marathon and agreed to share a couple of her prized recipes. And share in the joy of creating new holiday traditions with Sarah Thomas, former Key West Weekly editor, who now blends the tropical holidays with the white-topped mountains in her new home in Switzerland. Thank you for joining us once again for the holiday season in the Keys. You give us so many reasons to celebrate every week and every holiday season. Here’s to Christmas in the Keys. Enjoy the warmth of “our” holiday season. — Mandy Miles, editor

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omething was off. Things were terribly amiss at our friends’ house across the street and I didn’t know what to do. Everything looked the same — the house I knew as well as my own, the people I’d known for as long as I could remember, their kitchen, their Tupperware cereal bowls, their dog. But things weren’t right. Should I say something? Should I try to fix it? Christmas was just two days away. Surely I should alert some sort of authority, which in my 5-year-old world, meant running home to tell mom. They were doing it wrong. All wrong. How does anyone screw up Christmas? CHRISTMAS — the most important, most anticipated, day of the whole year. The holiday spanned an entire month of preparations, decorations and celebrations. Countdowns were conducted on construction paper chains and advent calendars with little windows to open each morning for four weeks. There was a Christmas concert at school, carols on the radio, packages arriving in the mail from aunts, uncles and grandparents. The boxes marked “Christmas” came up from the basement and revealed the treasures we had forgotten since last year — the snow-flecked candles, the nativity scene, the cheap plastic Santa and sleigh that my mom had been trying to toss forever, but that Kevin and I adored. (She still hasn’t gotten rid of it.) There was the tree selection in the freezing cold. Dad strung the lights, then retreated with a glass of wine while the three of us hung the colored balls and special ornaments. Dad then stepped back in to expertly loop the garland to finish the job. Our names were written in glitter on red stockings, including one for “Sneakers.” (Best. Dog. Ever.) The tree glowed majestically in the living room we almost never used. Stockings were in the family room, above the fireplace. Those were always checked last, after the maelstrom on Christmas morning. Mass was on Christmas Eve, all of us decked out. Then we’d ride around and look at the lights on

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our way home, carols playing in the car. Kevin and I could each open one present on Christmas Eve — one from aunts and uncles that had been artfully placed beneath the tree in the section that would become “our” pile once Santa arrived. We wrote a note for Santa and the reindeer and carefully set out cookies, milk and some carrots. Dad would read “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” with all of us gathered on the couch, then bed, though sleep would be elusive. We couldn’t wake mom and dad until 7 a.m., so I’d head into Kevin’s room around 6 a.m. (He was always awake, even though we weren’t supposed to set an alarm.) At exactly 7, we’d race into mom and dad’s room and rush them through the eternity they took to brush their teeth. Dad would go downstairs first to be sure Santa had come (and perhaps to plug the tree lights in, get the camera ready and start the coffee.) Then came the rapture — Kevin’s gifts and mine, separate piles, different wrapping paper. Cookie crumbs. A note from Santa. Pure ecstasy. This was Christmas. (Still is, for the most part, by the way.) It was all I knew. I thought it was all everyone knew, as if hard and fast rules had been etched in stone by Santa, or maybe the baby Jesus. So when our best friends installed their tree in the family room, next to stockings that had their names sewn on, not written in glitter, my 5-year-old world crumbled a bit. They didn’t know what advent calendars were and they didn’t go to Mass. Of course, it turns out, they’re not Catholic. But at 5, I assumed everyone was, just as I assumed everyone celebrated Christmas the exact same way. Clearly, they were doing it wrong. When I got home that fateful day, Mom, as usual, put my world back on its axis and assured me there is no right or wrong way to celebrate Christmas — or anything else for that matter. And now, here I am 42 years later, wearing shorts in December and stringing lights on the palm trees out front — and all’s right with the world. No matter how or what you celebrate, it’ll be the right way. I know that now.

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Finally A KEYS-WORTHY DECORATING TREND

The Florida Keys are trending for this year’s holiday season. Coastal Christmas decor is “in” — blues, greens and aquas, sand dollar ornaments, starfish candles and sea glass Christmas trees. It all works, and blends seamlessly with our ubiquitous island decor, so here in the island chain, we can use many of these supposed holiday items all year ‘round, making them worth the expenditure. (Yes, that rationalization is an example of the “girl math” we explored in October’s Keys Woman magazine.) So dive in this year to the warm and inviting waters of a coastal Christmas. And maybe sip your eggnog from a margarita glass. Enjoy!

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he holiday season just isn’t complete without its sweet treats. Holiday cookies make everyone happy and hungry, so we recruited Kate Koler, professional baker and owner of Sweet Savannah’s in Marathon, to share a couple of her favorite holiday cookie recipes that spread her magic through the island chain during the most wonderful time of the year.

COCONUT MACAROONS Ingredients - ¼ cup meringue powder - ½ cup water - 1 and 1/3 cups granulated sugar - 2 teaspoons vanilla * Only use metal utensils, and wipe everything with a dry paper towel to make sure there are no traces of grease (oil will cause the meringue to fail). * Once you start this recipe, you cannot set it aside and come back to it. The meringue cannot be re-whipped back to life. Instructions - Preheat oven to 250°F - Mix meringue powder and water with a whisk on high speed. Medium peaks = a wide, flat cookie with a smooth top Medium/hard peaks = a medium-sized cookie with some height and a smooth top Hard stiff peaks = a small cookie with big height and a textured top. - With the whisk still on high speed, slowly add sugar by gradually spooning over the moving whisk head. - Continue to whisk until all sugar is dissolved, then whisk in 2 teaspoons vanilla. - Fold in 1 cup of shredded coconut (not toasted). - Use a mini scoop to drop on a clean, non-greasy pan lined with parchment paper. - Bake at 250°F for 35 minutes. Check every 5 minutes after until cookie is dry underneath and has no give at all when you poke it.

RED VELVET COOKIES Ingredients - 1 and 2/3 cups all-purpose flour - 1/4 cup unsweetened natural cocoa powder - 1 teaspoon baking soda - 1/4 teaspoon salt - ½ cup unsalted butter, softened to room temperature - 3/4 cup packed light or dark brown sugar - 1/4 cup granulated sugar - 1 large egg, at room temperature - 1 Tablespoon milk - 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract - 1/2 teaspoon red velvet emulsion (or red food dye) - 1 cup white chocolate chips (plus a few extra for after baking) Instructions - Whisk the flour, cocoa powder, baking soda and salt together in a large bowl. Set aside. - Using a handheld or stand mixer with a paddle attachment, beat the butter on high speed until creamy, about 1 minute. Scrape down the sides and the bottom of the bowl as needed. - Beat in the brown sugar and granulated sugar until combined and creamy, about 1 minute. - Beat in the egg, milk and vanilla extract, scraping down the sides and bottom of the bowl as needed. Once mixed, add the food coloring and beat until combined. Beat in more food coloring if you’d like the dough to be brighter red. - Turn the mixer off and pour the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients. Turn the mixer on low and slowly beat until a very soft dough is formed. - On low speed, beat in the chocolate chips. The dough will be sticky. - Cover and chill the dough in the refrigerator for at least 1 hour (and up to 3 days). If chilling for longer than a few hours, allow the dough to sit at room temperature for at least 15 minutes before rolling and baking because the dough will be quite hard. - Preheat oven to 350°F. Line two large baking sheets with parchment paper or silicone baking mats. Set aside. - Scoop 1 ½ Tablespoons of dough and roll into a ball. Place 9 balls onto each baking sheet. Bake each batch for 13 minutes. The cookies may have only spread slightly, that’s OK. Simply press down on the warm cookies to slightly flatten, which helps form crinkles. If desired for looks, stick a few chocolate chips into the tops of the warm cookies. - Cool cookies on the baking sheet for 5 minutes before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely.

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anta Claus gets credit each year for circumnavigating the globe and delivering Christmas treats to kids everywhere. But the truth is, the big guy in a deer-drawn sleigh would get some seriously odd looks in many, many places. Kids growing up in the Tamil culture in India and Sri Lanka — there are about 80 million Tamils in the world — would likely wonder about the implications of climbing into the lap of a bearded stranger and asking him for presents. They’d gape in confusion at the site of a pine tree in a living room decorated with glass balls and lights. On the flip side, Christian kids would give the same look to the Tamil children who decorate cows every January during the three-day Pongal celebration, painting and polishing the horns of the animals held sacred by Hindus and draping the revered bovines in flower garlands and other adornments. “Not weird; different,” my favorite history teacher often said. So let’s take a spin around the world to look in on some other cultures’ holidays, traditions and celebrations. WINTER SOLSTICE — DEC. 21, 2023 AT 10:27 P.M. The winter solstice marks the official start to winter, when the sun reaches the Tropic of Capricorn. In the Northern Hemisphere, it is the shortest day and longest night, and astronomically marks the beginning of lengthening days and shortening nights as spring and summer approach. The Pagan celebration of Winter Solstice (also known as Yule) is one of the oldest winter celebrations in the world and is marked by widely varying regional customs and traditions. THAI PONGAL — JAN. 15, 2024 (CELEBRATED BY THE TAMIL POPULATION OF INDIA & SRI LANKA) Celebrated by an estimated 80 million Tamil people, mainly in India and Sri Lanka, Thai Pongal is a multi-day Hindu harvest festival dedicated to the sun god, Surya.

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The traditional Tamil dish of pongal is prepared from the new harvest of rice boiled in milk with raw sugar. The dish is first offered to the gods and goddesses and is then given to cattle, which Hindus hold sacred, before being shared by families. As part of the celebration, Tamils paint and polish the horns of cattle in bright colors and place flower garlands around their necks. Tamils also create traditional kolam artwork — intricate but temporary designs drawn with rice powder in front of a home’s entrance. Celebrants offer prayers, visit family and friends and exchange gifts to renew social bonds of solidarity. CHINESE NEW YEAR/ SPRING FESTIVAL — FEB. 10, 2024 Chinese New Year, often referred to as Spring Festival in traditional Chinese, starts on the new moon that appears each year between Jan. 21 and Feb. 20. The celebration marks the start of the spring and is one of the most important holidays in Chinese culture. Observances can last for the first 15 days of the year. Customs and traditions vary widely among different regions in China. Most families thoroughly clean their house to sweep away ill fortune and make way for good luck. Windows and doors are decorated with red papercuts. Money is exchanged in red envelopes and fireworks are common. ST. NICHOLAS EVE (SINTERKLAAS’ BIRTHDAY) DEC. 5, 2023 IN THE NETHERLANDS In Dutch, Sinterklaas or Sint-Nicolaas is a legendary figure based on Saint Nicholas, the patron saint of children. St. Nicholas Eve and Christmas are separate holidays in Holland. The feast is celebrated with the giving of gifts on St. Nicholas’ Eve (Dec. 5) in the Netherlands and the morning of Dec. 6 in Belgium, Luxembourg, western Germany, northern France and Hungary. Sinterklaas is one of the sources of the popular Christmas icon of Santa Claus.

HANUKKAH — DEC. 7-15, 2023 IN ISRAEL, U.S. & JEWISH COMMUNITIES WORLDWIDE Hanukkah this year starts the evening of Thursday, Dec. 7 and ends the evening of Friday, Dec. 15, 2023. Each year, Hanukkah begins on the 25th day of Kislev, which is the ninth month of the Jewish calendar. Hanukkah, which has many different spellings, is the eight-day Jewish holiday that celebrates the rededication of the Holy Temple in Jerusalem after the Maccabees revolted in the 2nd century B.C. KWANZAA — DEC. 26 2023-JAN. 1 2024 IN THE U.S., CANADA, CARIBBEAN & WESTERN AFRICAN DIASPORA Kwanzaa is a week-long holiday celebrated in communities in the United States and Canada, as well as in the Western African Diaspora, to honor African heritage in African-American culture. BOXING DAY — DEC. 26 2023 IN GREAT BRITAIN, CANADA, AUSTRALIA & NEW ZEALAND Boxing Day is the holiday on which servants, tradespeople and the poor traditionally were presented with gifts. By the 21st century it had become a day associated with shopping and sporting events. EID-AL-ADHA — JUNE 16-17, 2024 IN MIDDLE EASTERN & ASIAN PACIFIC NATIONS Also referred to as the Feast of the Sacrifice, Eid-alAdha is an important Islamic holiday celebrated worldwide to honor the willingness of the prophet Abraham to sacrifice his first-born, Ishmael, as an act of obedience to God’s command. Eid al-Adha, or the Feast of Sacrifice, is the second and the largest of the two main holidays celebrated in

Islam. It is celebrated with prayers, animal sacrifice, charity, social gatherings, festive meals and gift-giving. ST. LUCIA DAY — DEC. 13, 2023 IN SCANDINAVIA AND ITALY St. Lucia Day, also called St. Lucy Day, is a festival of lights most widely celebrated in Scandinavia and Italy. DIWALI “FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS” — NOV. 12, 2023 IN INDIA, NEPAL, SRI LANKA, MYANMAR & OTHERS Diwali is the Hindu festival of lights with its variations also celebrated in other Indian religions. An official holiday in India, Nepal, Sri Lanka, Myanmar and other countries, it symbolizes the spiritual victory of light over darkness, good over evil and knowledge over ignorance. The festival celebrates both the attainment of nirvana by Mahavira, an Indian sage, and a death anniversary of Swami Dayanand, a Hindu religious leader. THREE KINGS DAY — JAN. 6 2024 IN MEXICO AND COUNTRIES WORLDWIDE Three Kings Day celebrates the Three Kings (Melchior, Caspar, and Balthasar) and their visit to baby Jesus after his birth. LAS POSADAS — DEC. 16-24, 2023 IN SPAIN, MEXICO, GUATEMALA AND PARTS OF THE U.S. Las Posadas (Spanish for “the inns”) commemorates the journey that Joseph and Mary made from Nazareth to Bethlehem in search of a safe refuge where Mary could give birth to the baby Jesus. A religious festival traditionally held in Mexico and parts of Latin America, Las Posadas is an important part of the Christmas festivities.

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s a kid, most of our Christmases in the Rickert household were pretty epic. In last year’s Holiday Guide, I wrote about the year my sister and I got not one, but TWO Razor scooters (one, of course, was from Santa, a classic parent-to-immortal-figure miscommunication). Then there was the year I literally didn’t sleep a single minute on Christmas Eve, furiously shutting my eyes and playing a Good Charlotte CD on my Sony Discman in the hopes of nodding off and waking up to a PlayStation 2. And although we had some fantastic big-ticket gifts, one item in particular evaded me for my entire childhood. At the top of most of my elementary school wish lists – usually with multiple pencil-scratched stars next to it, otherwise how would Santa know how important it is? – was a Power Wheels car, known to us at the time as a “push-the-pedal Jeep.” Inspired by a local park near our house in Phoenix, Arizona that had a miniature train and Power Wheels track, I was obsessed with the idea of sweet, sweet pushbutton vehicular freedom that would take me across the 150 feet of our cul-de-sac. Strangely enough, the reasons the electric car made the list of banned toys in the Rickert household have never been disclosed to me, even in the extensive archives of our family group chat. Our mother was the kind who’d feel more comfortable if we brushed our teeth wearing a helmet, so I suspect that had something to do with it, but the world may never know. Now, growing up, my sister and I had what I’ll call the classical interpretation of Santa. If you were a “good” kid, you got cool presents. If you were “bad,” it was the lump of coal for you. And although we weren’t specifically told this, the implication was that the “better” you were, the bigger the boxes would be on Christmas Day. 20 HOLIDAYS IN THE KEYS

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On Christmas morning in 1999, my sister and I had just finished a pretty incredible session of wrapping paper mayhem. Though there was no push-the-pedal Jeep waiting in the family room for us, we’d had an awesome day – at least, until we looked out our bedroom window a couple minutes later. Driving across the cul-de-sac and doing triumphant slow-motion donuts with rock-hard plastic tires in their brand spanking new push-the-pedal Jeep were our new neighbors two houses down. And upon seeing this, with my mother standing in the doorway and my sister MacKenzie looking out the window side-by-side with me, I uttered the quote that shattered my mom’s heart. “Look, Kenz. Santa brought them a push-the-pedal Jeep. ... They must have been better kids than us.” Thus began the greatest run of stellar behavior the world has ever seen.* Although we never did manage a push-the-pedal Jeep, a few years later we did bring a manual pedal-driven race car home from a yard sale, which we were never allowed to drive without a helmet.** After all, if we were gonna hit things with miniature cars,

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his year — 2023 — is Monroe County’s bicentennial celebration. Because this is essentially a Christmas story, it might be interesting to note that 1823 predates the arrival of the Christmas tree as a holiday tradition in the United States. According to some accounts, erecting a Christmas tree in the home and decorating it did not start to become a holiday event in the U.S. until the 1830s. It was first introduced in New England homes based on a German practice. From there, the tradition grew as the country expanded. It has been suggested that by the turn of the century, one in five American homes included a Christmas tree in their holiday celebration. Before trees became a tradition in the Florida Keys, December 25 was celebrated in less ornamental ways. It often included gatherings of family and friends to share a special meal. Thanks to William Hackley, an attorney who practiced law in Key West from 1828-1857, the historical record was given a peek into an early Key West Christmas celebration. For an excellent reason, Mr. Hackley has remained something of a character in the Florida Keys. His name has remained on the lips of locals because he did one of the most

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memorable things possible – Hackley kept a diary. Fortunately, parts of his book of daily observations were preserved and stored at the Monroe County Library’s Florida Keys History Center located at the Key West library. The diary represents a delightful (if often mundane) record of early life in the Florida Keys and Key West. Why do locals still remember Hackley? In 2016 and 2017, daily diary entries from 1855-1856 were printed in a local newspaper. In an earlier entry, dated Dec. 25, 1830, Hackley wrote: “Rose before the sun, studied the case of Oliver O’Hara vs. Brig Halcyon. After breakfast took a sail in a new boat sent out for the Inspector at Indian Key. Took him myself. The Schooner Milo went to sea today. Captain Moore took the letters which I wrote to Father and Mother. About 20 persons sat down to dinner at David C. Pinkham’s. The two Mrs. Westcotts and Mrs. Pinkham and Miss Foote sat down to the table. It is the first time I have eaten dinner in the company of ladies on this Key. Several of the party got a little merry but not much so. There were persons parading the streets till a late hour firing guns and whooping and hollering in honor of the day. The Sloop Martha Jane sold today, was purchased by Captain Jacob Houseman

(sic) for $400. Wind east northeast, weather pleasant.” Hackley’s observation about his holiday experience is interesting and not so different from events that occur up and down the Keys on Christmas Day, if not the night before. Family and friends gather and sometimes imbibe and become merry. Shots, too, are fired up into the sky – often by those who are too merry. For some, there are aspects of the diary entry that deserve special attention as it shines a light on more than the holiday. Hackley mentions Captain Housman and the sloop Martha Jane. Hackley was not a fan of Housman – often remembered as the Wrecker King of Indian Key. In Hackley’s diary entry dated Feb. 27, 1832, he wrote: “…remained on board all evening as I dislike Indian Key so much that unless I have business I am determined not to go ashore.”

Indian Key is also the site of a second mention of a Christmas celebration in early 19th-century Florida Keys history. The event involved the arrival of Dr. Henry Perrine to the island. Perrine, his wife, and three children landed there on Christmas Day 1838. Long-term guests, the Perrines moved into one of the two homes owned by Perrine’s business partner, Charles Howe. Fortunately for all of us, Perrine’s daughter, Hester, recorded her recollection of the day in her memoir. The Perrine family spent their first meal on the island with the Howe family. Hester wrote: “Our first Christmas dinner was eaten at his

hospitable table. How well I remember the curious ‘Conch Soup’. And the Roast Beef!! Some years before Captain Houseman (sic) the owner of the island had imported a cow & bull, hoping to raise stock. From some cause the cow died and he had determined to kill the bull, and hearing that Father was coming, determined to await his arrival, so we could enjoy what was to them a great luxury! forgetting that we were from a land of good beef. The task Mr. Howe had in cutting that roast and our teeth had in masticating it can be better imagined than told!! But the fresh vegetables and delicious fruits made amends.”

There was no mention of a holiday tree. It would be some time before Christmas trees became a tradition in the Florida Keys. When they came into fashion, pioneer families sometimes cut down locally sourced stopper trees and decorated them with bows and seashells. Today, perhaps no Christmas tree is more celebrated in the Florida Keys than Fred – certainly, no other has its own social media account. Fred, an Australian pine tree, is something of a local celebrity. Decades ago, the tree took root in a most unlikely place: the rotting remains of one of Henry Flagler’s railroad bridges. Fred can be found on the Pacet Channel Viaduct, the last of the four sections that make up what is now referred to as the old Seven Mile Bridge. In one of the lovelier local holiday traditions, every year, a troupe of elves appears on the bridge and decorates Fred in supreme fashion. For those driving past along the Overseas Highway, Fred stands as a testament to the hardships and beauty of island life – and the colorful lights and decorations add the perfect bit of Florida Keys quirk.

Opposite page: Key West resident and avid diarist William R. Hackley, circa 1850s. Photo courtesy of Florida Keys History Center, Monroe County Library This page: Sarah, Henry Jr., and Hester Perrine spend their first Christmas in the Florida Keys, circa 1870. Photo courtesy of Florida Memory Project

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A CHRISTMAS STORY

BEHIND THE BUNNY SUIT

Released in 1983, “A Christmas Story” has become a classic holiday film. The fictional story follows Ralphie, a blond elf of a child played by Peter Billingsley, longing for some light weaponry of his own – specifically a Red Ryder BB gun — for Christmas. Originally, the film saw only modest critical and box office success, holding its head above water but failing to make any strong impressions. Like many other holiday flicks though, the real love came later as “A Christmas Story” found a second life playing on heavy repeat on cable, and now a third life streaming consistently through Dec. 25 each season.

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So how did an admittedly absurdist, darkly tinged holiday story become a beloved classic? Careful craft, timing and tone. Prior to the early 1980s, the dominant Christmas films still played to classic themes with, arguably, increasingly outdated tropes. At the risk of losing readers before we even discuss the leg lamp, it could be argued that “White Christmas,” with its misstep of a minstrel dance number and flat female portrayals, can only age so well (apologies, Mr. Crosby, Mr. Berlin). But, tired ideals aside, there are also prevailing styles of dominant comedy in each generation. In the ’80s, conversations were shifting and the appetite for comedy was changing from a desire for the syrupy sweet movies of earlier eras. Those films no longer satisfied an increasingly self-aware new audience eager for more punch and fewer dance numbers. Enter irony. Enter realistic portrayals of flawed families. Enter anti-nostalgia. Enter Jean Shepherd, a humor writer, radio and television personality, and the creative force behind this cinematic classic. “A Christmas Story” evolved from “In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash,” a collection of semi-autobiographical short stories Shepherd originally penned for “Playboy” in the ’60s. With director Bob Clark, Shepherd adapted three of his stories to create the script. Clark first became aware of Shepherd’s humor when he was driving around Miami and heard the writer on the radio telling the story of an unfortunate kid who was “triple-dog-dared” into licking

a pole on an icy winter day. Clark determined right then and there that he would work with Shepherd and drove around for 45 minutes that afternoon, listening to the story. Twelve years later the idea came to fruition. Since the story was Shepherd’s own little Christmas baby, he remained involved in every fiber of the movie, from the narration (a style later adopted by “The Wonder Years” TV series) to a cameo as a grumpy store clerk hustling children through their Santa visits. Fortunately, both writer and director were pleased with the ultimate result. A wacky holiday film couldn’t come across as authentically weird, though, if things weren’t a bit off-kilter on set. To its legions of fans, 60,000 of whom flock to Cleveland every year to tour the home used in the film, the stories from behind the scenes rival the comedy on screen. In the tone of the film, some of the funnier anecdotes might not fly on set today with child actors, but are hilarious fodder for ’80s babies raised in a culture of “Are you bleeding? You’re fine.” One of the most famous scenes sees Flick, played by Scott Schwartz, getting his tongue stuck to a frozen pole. While his tongue was actually just pulled to the pole by a suction cup device, the ‘sticking’ was real. Schwartz was a notorious prankster on the film set, so when the moment to film that pinnacle scene approached, Clark had his revenge in mind. Schwartz’s tongue was suctioned to the pole and the director called for a lunch break, prompting the whole crew to walk off set. Perfect revenge, but also a directorial decision that elicited the character’s (real-life) panicked arm flapping. Other on-set moments were less intentional. In Ralphie’s cowboy moment, he can be seen chewing tobacco. Typically, actors gnaw on black licorice or raisins to recreate the look of gumming some chew. Naïve production staff simply handed 12-year-old Billingsley a pack of tobacco and instructed him to start chewing. The film also spawned two of the most iconic set pieces in cinematic history – the leg lamp and Ralphie’s pink bunny suit. The lamp was created by production designer Reuben Freed and was kept boxed up until its

big reveal in front of the cameras, eliciting another authentic response as Billingsley gawks at the strange sexy prize that’s landed in front of him. As for the ridiculous pink bunny costume – that gem remains safely ensconced in Billingsley’s personal collection. And now, 40 years after its release, the film that turned holiday nostalgia on its head with ironic realist comedy is ironically nostalgic. The actors speak fondly of their experiences making the film and most even reprised their roles as adults for the 2022 sequel. Viewers are still watching, still discussing, still saying “fra-gee-lay” and warning others not “shoot their eye out.” Screenwriter Robert McKee once famously told a class, “Don’t tell me you’re going to create a new genre for your movie. There is no new genre. There are comedies, dramas and tragedy. There’s only one movie that I can argue has been a new genre in the modern era — ‘A Christmas Story.’” So whether viewed as a seismic directional shift in generational comedy, or simply as a holiday romp, “A Christmas Story” endures.

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By Jim McCarthy

A McCarthy Christmas Classic REMINISCING ON THE MAGIC AS A KID

ld Man Winter settled in as December arrived in western New York. Snow sprinkled the lawns and the roads as Jack Frost nipped at the noses of students leaving the house to catch the bus. As a young kid eagerly awaiting Santa’s arrival, the magic surrounding the holiday season and the family traditions leading up to Christmas Day were back again. Outside, the McCarthy household was illuminated during the frigid nights, thanks to the Clark Griswold of the family, my dad. Lights were strung in the shape of Christmas trees on the front windows, complementing the icicles lining the gutters. A lighted Santa grabbed the lighted reins in the middle of a snow-covered lawn with several reindeer leading the way. Inside the cozy humble abode, a towering artificial tree stood with an array of festive ornaments and my mom’s bustling village around the stand. Stockings were hung, and atop the mantel stood a Santa who slowly took his magnifying glass to the naughty and nice list. Two small coffee tables were filled with Christmas knickknacks, and up on a shelf next to the fireplace stood figurines of Rudolph and his gang. As my family and I prepare our Keys home every Christmas, my head always seems to replay clips from the weekends spent with my two brothers, mom and dad shaping the tree, lining the lights and garland and placing ornaments in the living room. In the background, festive tunes filled the air from the likes of Bing Crosby, Andy Williams and Nat “King” Cole on the record player. A Christmas craze similar to that seen in “The Grinch’s” Whoville filled our home. My memories also go back to the days spent sifting through a magazine my brothers and I eagerly awaited in the mail — the Sears Wishbook catalog. The fight was on to see who would get the first look at the toys, the video games and the other possible presents inside the magazine. Pens were in hand as we turned the pages and circled or put our initials next to the cool action figures and video games every kid was adding to their wish lists.

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Unwrapping a car garage and track set on Christmas morning in 1996.

Once we colored up the magazine, we gave it to the elves, our parents, in hopes that most, if not all, of our wishes would be granted. My mom and dad were true holiday warriors as they spent many weekends battling mall crowds and congestion at the stores to grab items that were in short supply. It’s something I look back on with such admiration and gratitude. Their level of care and unselfishness is something I try to carry out with my own family not only during the holidays, but each day. I’m also beginning to light our Keys home the way my New York home magically glowed at night. If there was one morning to wake up early, it was Christmas morning for my brothers and me. By 7 a.m., we hopped out of bed and anxiously waited for our parents to do the same as we inched closer to the living room. Turning the corner and seeing the mounds of presents, we rushed to check the tags to find our own stack. The ripping of wrapping paper began as my mom and dad tried to keep up with what we were all opening. I also grabbed my stocking to see if I received Reese’s Bites and mini NFL helmets that came out of those 50-cent machines at the store. As I look back at the holidays as a kid, I fondly go back to the time spent with family. From the times my uncle spent the night to witness Christmas morning at the McCarthys, to hanging out with loved ones at my grandpa’s on Christmas Day, the cherished clips I replay in my head will forever be colorful Christmas memories.

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By Tiffany Duong

KEYS LOCALS USE FACEBOOK GIVING GROUPS TO SUPPORT ONE ANOTHER, BUILD COMMUNITY

hoever says there’s nothing good on the internet certainly isn’t part of one of the many Florida Keys “free,” “buy nothing” and “sharing” groups on Facebook. Beyond a mechanism to create a more circular economy, these digital gathering points help locals support one another and build a community we’re all proud to live in. “This group is about community. It’s about taking care of each other, not simply dumping junk you don’t want. It’s a movement in recognition that there is enough for everybody when we view ourselves as collectively responsible for and in gentle, genuine community with each other,” said Key Wester Rhonda Saunders. So, why do these groups work, and why do we love them here in the Keys? FOR COST SAVINGS First, the Keys aren’t cheap. Mutual-aid groups like these make them more sustainable. I arrived in Key Largo in September 2018 with my dive gear, one bag of clothes and a desire to make a difference. Luckily, I had a furnished apartment then. In 2021, we moved

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to an unfurnished rental and found ourselves in need of, well, everything. That’s when I learned about Facebook groups where people share stuff locally in the Keys. You can find everything from baby diapers to sofa sleepers to unused kayaks on these community forums. Thanks to the generosity of strangers-now-friends, we furnished an entire three-bedroom, 2-bath apartment in Tavernier using items found on the curb and acquired in free-stuff groups. This includes our beds, couches, dishes, utensils – you name it. Saving money on furnishing our home made it possible for us to stay. Now, we give back regularly in these groups to keep paying it forward. FOR CONVENIENCE These groups are also convenient. We know life in the Keys involves trading in “mainland” conveniences – like Walmart, Costco and Amazon Prime orders that actually arrive within two days – for peace of mind and endless water views. However, sometimes you just need stuff. Enter these groups. For example, an Islamorada friend broke her foot

and needed old tennis balls for the legs of a walker; within minutes of her request on the “Florida Keys Free Stuff” group, a few were offered and left in a mailbox for pickup. Putting out the request in these Facebook groups is easier and more convenient than making a trek up to the mainland – especially for “little” things like irons, coffee makers, etc. I’ve also seen requests to borrow things like kids’ life jackets for a weekend when grandkids are visiting. Being able to borrow instead of buy in instances like this is really helpful. FOR THE PLANET Local giving is also really beneficial for our planet. We live in an age of excess consumption, so sharing, repurposing and reusing things within our community is a great way to become a solution instead of a part of the problem. What you don’t use might be perfect for your neighbor – saving them time and money and giving your stuff new life and purpose. Overall, by collectively buying and creating less new stuff – clothes, mattresses, fishing rods or cars – we reduce the burden on the environment. Sharing locally

also reduces our carbon footprint because things don’t have to be manufactured, then shipped to the Keys. This helps create a more circular economy within our island chain and reduces what we end up hauling out of the Keys, where we pay to haul all our trash to the mainland. Therefore, the more we share, the less we pay in landfill costs and the more we collectively can save in carbon footprints, waste creation and tax money. Winwin-win. FOR COMMUNITY Finally, and perhaps most importantly, these groups exist as a way for locals to support each other and build community. Jennifer DeMaria, who runs the Deer Run on the Atlantic on Big Pine Key, gives to help others. Recalling how tough life was in the Keys postHurricane Irma, she credits a Big Pine Key sharing group on Facebook with helping her out of those dark times. Now, she pays it forward, saying, “There’s a lot of hardship in our community, and these acts of kindness matter more than ever. We don’t have a lot to give, but when we have something, we do give.”

She knows firsthand that any money saved can be diverted into other areas of life, which could make the difference for someone being able to stay in the Keys or not. She added, “If we can furnish an apartment or get outfits for someone’s kids, maybe they won’t have to choose between groceries or health care. Maybe they won’t have to leave, and we can keep our community intact.” NO ONE LEFT BEHIND Neighbors will also ask for help on each other’s behalf on these pages. I remember a Key Largo dad asking for help in furnishing his daughter’s first apartment; a friend asking for baby items on behalf of a Tavernier single mom; locals helping new refugees from Ukraine get settled in Marathon; and a whole community stepping up for Key Westers who lost all their belongings to a fire. “I came here out of a nasty ‘divorce,’ and ended up in an abandoned trailer with nothing,” said Upper Keys resident Tonya Jean Skillman. “This group and another gifted me all I needed. I do the same now for others.”

It’s beautiful to witness all these digital asks – no matter how large or nuanced – get filled generously by neighbors and strangers. It reminds me why the Keys are such an incredible place to live: people genuinely care about each other. AN ESSENTIAL SERVICE Giving and being given evolved as an “essential” part of life in the Keys, said Chris Richert, who has lived here since he was a kid. Now, these groups take that community-building digital and provide a platform to facilitate sharing. Beyond just sharing stuff, they provide us with another way to care for each other, protect our planet and safeguard our community.

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By Chris McNulty

A 2024

IS IN STORE A PEEK AHEAD FOR EACH SIGN

nother new year is rapidly approaching, and, for many of us, that midnight threshold on Jan. 1 presents a blank slate of possible futures. For those of us who use astrology as a practice of divination, however, that blank slate has a little more color and line. No astrologer worth their salt would attempt to tell anyone exactly what will take place in the future; however, looking ahead with an astrological lens can provide a general feeling or tone of what we can expect. I will focus my forecast on two of the biggest planetary transits of the year. On April 20, 2024, the planets Jupiter and Uranus will conjoin at the same point in the sky in the sign of Taurus. Jupiter is the planet of expansion, joy and abundance; Uranus represents quick change, unexpected surprises and technological advancement. When these planets come together, which happens every 14 years, we can expect a major upheaval or unforeseen shift in the sphere of life that is marked by Taurus in our charts. On Nov. 19, 2024, Pluto will make its move from the sign of Capricorn into the sign of Aquarius, where it will spend the next 20 years. We are all finishing up a 15-year cycle of death and rebirth in the area of our charts marked by Capricorn, and we are embarking on a brand new journey of transformation in the area ruled by Aquarius. 2024 is a year bookended by huge shifts, so let’s take a look at how these will affect your sign. Here are your horoscopes for the year 2024. Read for your rising and sun signs.

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CAPRICORN Dec. 22 - Jan. 19 Surprise! You’re going to have a baby this April! OK, obviously that prediction doesn’t relate to all Capricorns, but a major revelation concerning children and/or the creative project you nurture is due. For the past 15 years, you’ve been on a deep transformative journey of self-work concerning your personality and outward presentation, and that is about to find completion in November 2024.

AQUARIUS Jan. 20 - Feb. 18 In April 2024, you will receive a happy surprise related to your home and family. Maybe your ancestry test will come back with an unknown lineage or you will move back into your childhood home. There’s a joyful bombshell related to your roots coming around the corner. In November 2024, a truly deep journey related to your mental health or spiritual path will conclude.

PISCES Feb. 19 - March 20 We all have something to say, Pisces, and this April you will be given an unexpected new method of communicating your thoughts. Will the poetry start flowing? Will you experiment with a new guerrilla ad campaign? Be ready for a burst of insight in communication. As November 2024 rolls around, you will complete a long transformation of your friends and support network.

ARIES March 21 - April 19 Prepare to make a major change to your financial status or income stream in April, probably due to a shift in your value system. Perhaps you will leave a job that no longer aligns with your ethics or you will embark on your own dream project. As November 2024 approaches, you will finalize the deep metamorphosis you’ve been going through regarding your career and public status.

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VIRGO

April 20 - May 20 Expect a revolutionary modification in how you present and express yourself. Maybe it won’t be as drastic as a new face tattoo, but you are going to make a serious innovation in how you show up to others as April rolls around. Toward the end of the year, you will be wrapping up a 15-year journey of expanding your horizons – finishing a higher degree, learning a new spiritual practice, ending a long stint in a faraway land.

Aug. 23 - Sept. 22 You’ve got an exciting April in store, Virgo. Seemingly out of nowhere, you will be whisked away into a great adventure. Whether that is an adventure in a foreign land or an adventure of the mind in a new course of study remains to be seen, but you can guarantee that your world will get bigger. Come November 2024, you will complete a deep transformation of your creative pursuits.

GEMINI May 21 - June 21 This spring, you will have an experience akin to a sacred revelation. Seemingly out of nowhere, perhaps in a deep meditation, an instant dose of enlightenment will strike and provide a new personal, spiritual path. Come November 2024, you will finalize a very long period of reorienting yourself to your investments in other people. New boundaries will be solidified. CANCER June 22 - July 22 Be prepared for a surprising burst of energy and support from your network of friends and allies in April. Perhaps an entirely new group of people will show up to offer helping hands in service of your goals. When November 2024 rolls around, you will finalize an entirely new orientation to relationships, a process you have been working through for 15 years.

LEO July 23 - Aug. 22 When April rolls around, you will experience a huge, unexpected change in career. Perhaps you will change the nature of your work entirely, or receive a promotion into a surprise position, or your business itself will change trajectories. As the year wanes, you will solidify the long and difficult process you’ve been undergoing related to your daily habits and routines.

LIBRA Sept. 23 - Oct. 23 Everyone has a different relationship to investing in other people and sharing resources. Some are stingy, some give too much, some are overly strategic. This April, you can expect a huge surprise from your investments in others. Maybe a windfall is imminent, or you might change your strategy altogether. The deep and perhaps difficult shift you’ve been going through with home and family will find completion in November 2024.

SCORPIO Oct. 24 - Nov. 21 An engagement? A new love? A joyous shift in how you relate to your partner? In some capacity, you will receive a blessed surprise in partnership in April. As the year wanes, you will complete a 15-year transformation related to your local environment. Perhaps a big move is in store or you publish a book about your neighborhood as a child. In the end, you will have a new relationship to what you consider most familiar.

SAGITTARIUS Nov. 22 - Dec. 21 A big change is in store in how you manage your health and your habits. Maybe you’ll discover the exercise routine that fixes chronic pain or maybe you’ll meet the coach you’ve been seeking. This April, expect an unexpected surprise in the realm of your regular routines. As November 2024 approaches, you’ll finalize that metamorphosis you’ve been going through in regard to your finances and personal values.

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It really does feel better to give than receive, especially here in the Florida Keys, where there’s so much good to give. As always, this year’s Holiday Gift Guide echoes the Keys Weekly’s commitment to our own motto: Local Matters. Also, check out the sidebars for some “think outside the box” gift ideas that include unforgettable experiences — theater tickets, concerts, museum visits and charitable causes.

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1. LUNA | Olivia Dar hand embroidered velvet pouches, small $70, large $80. 2. FLOAT BOUTIQUE | Susan Shaw Mother of Pearl earrings $49, and necklace $93. 3. AQUA D’ KEYS | The Collection Set $145. 4. BOOKS & BOOKS | Banned books for kids $16.99. Quit being an idiot, Life lessons from the Golden Girls $17.99. 5. FAUSTOS | Mumm Champagne, prices vary. 6. MARC HOUSE | Orchid + Pot, variety & prices vary. 7. MEL FISHER’S TREASURES | 14k Gold and white gold compass rose pendant with diamonds and emerald $1,080. 8. LUNA | La Paz Santos Caps, navy corduroy $60, coral cotton $48. 9. DR. GUZMAN | Phillips Sonic Care Toothbrush $99. 10. BOOKS & BOOKS | Sunglass readers, prices vary based on style. 11. KIRBY’S CLOSET | Beaded clutch with a crossbody chain $79. Handmade embroidered Brazilian hats $160. Prices and availability are subject to change.

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1. SHADY PALM ART GALLERY & FRAME SHOP | Custom Framing & Local Artists $20- $500+. 2. ROYAL FURNITURE | Coastal Fishing Pole Table Lamp $229. 3. FOOD FOR THOUGHT | Seaside Roasting Company Island Mornings Coffee $15.99 | Insulated Coffee Mug $17.99. 4. MARATHON LIQUORS & DELI | Veuve Clicquot $499. 5. THE MARKET PLACE AT ISLA BELLA | Savannah Bee Company Royal Jelly Body Butter $35.50. 6. SWEET SAVANNAH’S | Maria Victoria Bag $94.99. 7. D’ASIGN SOURCE | Cheese/Cutting Board with Canape Knife & Shell Inlay $28. 8. THE MARKET PLACE AT ISLA BELLA | Carina Slippers $45. 9. THE TACKLE BOX | Spinfisher VII Spinning Combo - PENN Fishing️️US $209.99 - $289.99. 10. BAYSHORE CLOTHING | Fred the Tree long sleeve shirt $38. Prices and availability are subject to change.

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2 1 5 4 8 7 1. SHELL WORLD | Jellycat Stuffies $27 and up. 2. LORELEI’S GIFT SHOP | Assorted $25 and up. 3. SHELL WORLD | Hobnail Pitcher $135. 4. LORELEI’S GIFT SHOP | Flying Fisherman Glasses $17 and up. 5. THE GREEEN HOUSE | Tyson “Ear Gummy Bites’’ $55. 6. SHELL WORLD Jane Marie Boho Weekend Bag $79. 7. SANDBAR BOOKS | Brad Bertelli’s Florida Keys History Books $18. Harry Potter Christmas Gift Set $43 8. LORELEI’S GIFT SHOP | Chart Shirt $45. Prices and availability are subject to change.

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HAPPIEST TIME OF THE YEAR – OR IS IT? NEED HELP FEELING A LITTLE LESS ‘99 PROBLEMS’ AND A LITTLE MORE ‘JOY TO THE WORLD?’ WE’RE YOUR HYPE MAN.

s we all know by now, the holiday season steamrolls in earlier and earlier. Retailers are always anxious to get into our wallets, so why even bother with Halloween? We kid you not — we saw Christmas trees displayed in Costco just after Labor Day. With two wars in the headlines and economic strife — not to mention personal problems such as mental illness, divorce or even a death in the family — some of us may not be feeling it this year. We hear you. And for those of us who are trying to avoid alcohol? Forget it. In that case, attending a New Year’s Eve party on Duval Street can be a stressful experience. Take heart. We consulted Florida Keys experts, including a mental health counselor, a life coach — and an adventurer, no less! — for some tips to turn around a potentially depressing season.

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1. EXPERIENCES > THINGS This is the equation that Lauren Ferrante, owner of Island Flow Yoga in Islamorada, sent us. And she should know about experiences: Not only is Ferrante a seasoned yoga instructor and life coach, but she is also an international retreat leader. Ferrante suggests asking yourself what you need in order to create special moments, rather than focusing on expensive gifts. Do you like to cook? Would you rather be outside in the sunshine than inside a mall? “The pressure around materialism and consumption can be overwhelming,” she says. “What would feel really true to you this year? What if you got to create your own experience around the holidays? This can be such a beautiful opportunity to create joy and connection.” For example, Ferrante says that she enjoys simple pleasures like spending time in nature, working on a puzzle with her kids and sharing food “with anyone who wants to come to be fed here for dinner.” In a similar vein, the gift of an experience that is life-changing, like yoga classes, a life-coaching session or a retreat, can be a great idea for someone you care about rather than that same old Amazon gift card. 2. GIVE YOURSELF PERMISSION TO BE NONTRADITIONAL Tiffany Duong is an environmental and community news reporter who quit her stressful job as a lawyer when she realized she was not living a life that was authentic to her. (And, dare we say, she’s an unabashed joy-seeking adventurer — hit up her Instagram page @tiffmakeswaves to see where her latest travels have taken her.) She agrees that if you’re not feeling jolly, the holidays can be extra difficult: “There’s this expectation that they ‘should’ be full of friends, family, food, presents — but that leaves little space for reality, especially if it’s been a tough year. So, instead of feeling like an imposter and/or a liar, I give myself the grace to embrace some ‘nontraditions’ in order to honor myself at the end of each year.”

Sometimes, all you need is a pause, a reset. “Rather than go back home to California for the holidays last year and this year, I chose to stay in the Keys ‘alone’ and enjoy just being here and doing what I want to do — eat, sleep, clean, sit in the sun, whatever. It’s so easeful and glorious.” If money is tight, create new traditions: “For example, my friend gifted her hubby a scary movie marathon,” Duong shares. “They took apart the couch cushions, ordered pizzas, popcorn and snacks galore, and watched his favorite flicks that she normally won’t watch. He loved it, and it became a core memory for them, so they’re doing it again this year.” 3. DUST OFF THOSE COPING SKILLS Maureen Dunleavy, regional senior vice president of Key West’s Guidance/Care Center, says, “It’s all about coping skills. We can’t control what life throws at us, but we can control our response to it.” In spite of challenging events, you can choose your reactions and behaviors, set boundaries with others and enjoy the present moment rather than fall into a scary “What If” train of thought. For those coping with depression, anxiety or loss, Dunleavy says the following actions can make a difference: Write three things daily in a gratitude journal; exercise; practice relaxation with reading or meditation; avoid alcohol (it’s a depressant and makes things worse); eat well; and get enough sleep (seven to eight hours a night). 4. CONNECT, CONNECT AND, DID WE MENTION, CONNECT? “Volunteering is key,” Dunleavy says. “When you help someone, you get your mind off your problems.” And for those who don’t have a lot of pals to hang with this year, that’s okay — she also recommends participating in community events like parades or spiritual gatherings. “You may not feel like doing anything — like, ‘Oh, my God, I don’t want to’ — but even going to a holiday parade, standing in the street and just watching is connecting.”

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he last Christmas I spent in Key West, we hosted a “Feast of the Seven Fishes” in my grandmother’s backyard. A Southern Italian-inspired Christmas Eve, the meal honors the Catholic tradition of abstaining from meat before a feast day – but in true Italian style, there is still an excess of food. The feast commemorates the “Vigilia di Natale,” the wait for the birth of Christ.

Though that was only five Christmases ago, life has changed dramatically since. That was the first time my long-distance boyfriend Andrew met all of my Key West family and friends. I didn’t know then that my next five Christmases would be in Switzerland, just a stone’s throw over the Italian border where the feast of the seven fishes originated. I also didn’t know how the lives of my loved ones present that night would change between then and now: one moved away, two got sober, another found love, one died the next year, and I had a baby. A photo of us all in our glittering holiday best, fixed in time that night, is one I return to often.

We gathered around candlelit tables on the patio, over dishes of seared scallops, smoked salmon blinis, mahi picatta, raw oysters, steamed clams, stone crab claws, and pink shrimp. We feasted, toasted, felt adequately indulgent, drunk and blessed, kissed each other goodnight, and parted ways with salt on our tongues and in the sea air.

For me, Christmas means Key West. Even before I moved to the island, my family trekked south for the holidays to spend a few weeks in the sunshine at Grandma and Granddad’s house. Christmas came to mean riding our bicycles to see the holiday lights, attending the candlelit Christmas Eve service at the Metropolitan Community Church, and staying up late to watch Sushi drop from a shoe on New Year’s Eve. As a child, I at first resisted Christmas in the Keys, thinking that the holiday had to mean snow and a chimney (How else would Santa Claus get in?), but as I got older and arguably wiser, those weeks in paradise became the most cherished of the year.

To be honest, it didn’t feel particularly “Christian” to this preacher’s daughter – the luxury and expense of the whole thing. The Christ that I was raised to admire was one of humility, austerity and sacrifice. But most importantly: of love. And that night remains fixed in my memory, a standout amid a lifetime of Key West Christmases, as full of love.

Just as I had settled into the island being the home of my adulthood, I met Andrew, who would become my partner and the father of my child. Hailing from Scotland, he had a very different idea of the holidays – one that included roasts and roaring fires and very cold, often snowy weather. When I took the plunge to move an ocean away from the island closest to my heart, we were tasked with not

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only blending households - lifestyles, daily rhythms and the quotidian frictions of coupledom - but also, blending holiday traditions. Andrew is a staunch keeper of traditions. He has three children’s films he watches every year: “A Charlie Brown Christmas,” “The Snowman” and “The Box of Delights” (while my musts are “Christmas Vacation” and “Love, Actually”). Andrew fully commits to Christmas décor, a bedecked tree and lights around the house, lots of presents and carols playing. He makes homemade chutneys, jams and spirits (like rhubarb gin and beech leaf liqueur) as presents for neighbors, festooning them with tartan ribbons or little wooden ornaments. He judiciously writes cards to friends and family around the world, which he sends well in advance. And Christmas Day is filled with cooking – even when it was just the two of us: roast lamb or brisket, parsnips and potatoes, with flourishes like caviar on buttery crackers. While the traditions are secular in nature, his enchantment with the season elevates the merrymaking to a near-sacred level. It feels divine to take part in. Our adopted home country, Switzerland, has its own strong Christmas traditions, and little villages like ours transform into something that looks lifted from a snowglobe. Marchés de Noël, or Christmas markets, line the streets, and chateaus and churches open to artisans selling homemade holiday crafts like traditional papercuttings and blown-glass ornaments. Vendors selling roast chestnuts and mulled wine pop up near the town centers and train stations, with commuters pausing to enjoy a mug before they walk home in the snow. It’s both charming and anachronistic, and my occasional sense of feeling like a 40-year-old exchange student is punctuated this time of year, as I buy presents in my broken French and wrap them for shipping back to the States.

Last Christmas was our first Christmas with our daughter, Skye, who was born in late September, and this holiday will be equally special (and mostly sleepless) – I’ll give birth to a baby boy around the second week of December. Being born here to one naturalized Swiss parent, both of our babies will be Swiss (and American and British). Along with an impressive trifecta of passports, they will also carry with them a unique mix of holiday traditions. At first, insisting on certain customs to make our adopted country feel like home felt more like staking a claim. Now, I find that there is plenty of room in our small house for all of the spirit of Christmases and places past. While bagpipe music may be playing as we decorate our tree, the ornaments we unwrap are glittering flamingos and pineapples, tattooed mermen, conch shells and pink stilettos. I rarely make it through a holiday season without shedding a few tears, yearning for the island across the ocean where my family and friends still gather to feast, toast, pray, dance and ring in the new year. But it feels right to forge a unique way of celebrating with this new family we are growing. And since I will have given birth by the holidays, I might even trade in the traditional glass of red wine for a mojito. As we say in our house: Santé, Slàinte Mhath, Cheers, and a very Merry Christmas.

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KEYS HOLIDAY HAPPENINGS KEY WEST

MONDAY, NOV. 27 - Key West’s annual Christmas Tree Lighting at Bayview Park, 6 p.m. SATURDAY, DEC. 2 - The Key West Holiday Parade leaves at 6 p.m. from Bayview Park, proceeds down Truman Avenue, then turns right onto Duval Street. SATURDAY, DEC. 9 - Deck the hulls for the 32nd annual Schooner Wharf Bar/Absolut Vodka Lighted Boat Parade. 8 p.m. SUNDAY, DEC. 10 - Key West Menorah Lighting at Bayview Park, 5 p.m. SUNDAY, DEC. 31 - New Year’s Eve ‘drops’ occur at: - Sloppy Joe’s Bar with the conch shell drop - Bourbon Street Pub lowers female impersonator Christopher Peterson in a giant, red high-heeled shoe. - Schooner Wharf Bar lowers a pirate wench from a schooner mast - Ocean Key Resort drops a giant lime wedge into an oversized margarita.

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ONE WORLD, MANY CELEBRATIONS EXPLORE THE DIVERSE AND VIBRANT TAPESTRY OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON A WISH FOR CHRISTMAS By Courtney Cole Noel and Jonah are a New York power couple. Noel is a top editor at a publishing house and Jonah works as a Wall Street wonder. One snowy day while walking their enormous dog, a 200-pound mastiff named Elliott, the slobbering sneak slips off his leash and they chase Elliott into a charming shop, where the Santa-like owner is happily feeding him treats. With no children and far too busy at work, Noel and Jonah are the least festive people in the city. The kind old man gives them a snow globe that will grant one holiday wish. The next day the couple wakes up in separate beds. They are unmarried and back in the tiny town where they grew up. When they ultimately bump into each other they sense familiarity but are not sure why. With sparkling eyes, a simple touch sends electricity through their bones. Maybe this is a chance to start over and remember why they fell in love. A magical holiday tale filled with romance, family and the funniest dog imaginable.

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THREE HOLIDAYS AND A WEDDING By Uzma Jalaluddin and Marissa Stapley As the holidays approach, Maryam and Anna find themselves on a flight from Denver to Toronto. Maryam is traveling for her sister’s wedding and Anna is spending Christmas with her boyfriend’s wealthy family. The weather takes a turn and the flight makes an emergency landing in a small Canadian town. Snow Falls is a charming village that could easily be featured in a holiday romcom. A local inn takes in the stranded passengers. Wedding plans must be postponed and as they are in the month of Ramadan, Maryam’s family needs to eat and fast accordingly. Her childhood crush Saif is part of their entourage and showers Maryam with attention she has only dreamed about. Anna finds herself watching hockey at a local bar with an adorable young man — one she shouldn’t be crushing over — while her boyfriend is furious about her delay. Christmas, Hanukkah, Ramadan and a wedding rolled up in one small town that spreads kindness and welcomes diversity. This read has the perfect holiday happy ending for all.

LOVE, HOLLY By Emily Stone One day Holly receives a “Dear Stranger” letter from the Lonely Hearts Holiday Club. An older woman called Emma finds herself distraught as the holidays approach. In addition to having lost her husband, son and grandson years ago, she has recently been given a grave diagnosis. Holly understands firsthand how depressing loneliness can be. As the anniversary of that fateful day approaches, Holly cannot forget the Christmas Eve that stole everything she had ever truly loved. Coincidentally, Emma happens to reside in the same small village where the accident occurred. Call it fate or chance, but Holly decides to find Emma and see if there is any way she can make this one person feel a little less sad on Christmas. Not only do they become fast friends, but Holly learns that Emma’s very handsome grandson, Jack, is her one that got away. She decides to track him down and reunite Jack and Emma even if it means risking her own heart to love again. Sad yet hopeful, this beautiful story is filled with one of life’s most valuable lessons: forgiveness.

EIGHT NIGHTS OF FLIRTING By Hannah Reynolds There is nothing like Nantucket for the holidays. The Barbanel family has been celebrating Hanukkah at a vacation home on the island for generations. From Boston, New York and other surrounding cities their aunts, uncles and numerous cousins descend upon Nantucket for a week of latkes, lights and laughter. Shira Barbanel, a smart, funny 16-year-old, has always looked forward to this magical family retreat. This year she is even more excited, as handsome Isaac, her great-uncle’s assistant, will be joining them. Upon arriving at the airport she learns the entire family is delayed by bad weather. As she waits for a taxi, Tyler Nelson sidles up next to her. Tyler (aka former hot crush/next-door neighbor) agrees to share a ride. Shira unexpectedly reconnects with her past nemesis. He even agrees to her crazy plan. Shira will introduce Tyler to her well-connected uncle for an internship if, in return, Tyler will teach Shira how to flirt with Isaac. Eight days and nights of adorableness is an absolute treat.

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By Stephanie Mitchell

A FANCY NIGHT IN TO CELEBRATE THE NEW YEAR

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o matter where you live in the world, the holiday season is not for the faint of heart, at least when it comes to parties, food and merriment. However, in the Florida Keys, where the holiday season seems to stretch a bit longer, it takes on a life of its own — and it should come with fair warning for the uninitiated. If you’ve been out and about, nightly, since Fantasy Fest at the end of October, you may appreciate a more relaxed approach to the late December and New Year celebrations this year. Here are a few ideas to help you celebrate the New Year in your own fancy way without a dinner reservation made months in advance and high expectations that have little chance of being met. Pop on the sequins or tux if you are so inclined, but give your tired feet a rest and go barefoot instead. Champagne is a necessity and some sparkling apple cider for the kiddos is always a hit, What’s the point of crystal stemware if it never gets used? Whip up a few nibbles ahead of time and pull them out as needed. No need to dress down if you’re feeling fancy, but a robe and pj’s work just as well; you are at home, after all. Sparklers and fireworks always enhance an impromptu neighborhood celebration. Love holiday music? Keep it cranking. Pull out that “special” bottle of bubbles, light the outside fire pit and have everyone write down their intentions for the New Year, then toss them into the fire as midnight draws near. Just remember, whatever your plans may be, have fun, invite laughter and cheers to a fabulous 2024.

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The things we do

This issue’s Things We Do was prompted by an impromptu discussion in the Key West office, where editor Mandy Miles had something stuck to her finger, and using a quote from “Christmas Vacation,” said, in her best Clark Griswold voice, “Looks great. Little full, lotta sap.” During the ensuing conversation, we decided to end this issue with a roundup of some of our favorite quotes from Christmas movie classics. Enjoy — but don’t shoot your eye out.

“HALLELUJAH! HOLY SH*T! WHERE’S THE TYLENOL?” — Clark Griswold in “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”

“He looks like a “JUST REMEMBER, THE TRUE SPIRIT deranged Easter bunny.” OF CHRISTMAS LIES IN YOUR HEART.” — Dad in “A Christmas Story”

— Santa Claus in “The Polar Express”

“Only one thing in the world could’ve dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.” — Ralphie in “A Christmas Story”

“THIS PLACE REMINDS ME OF SANTA’S WORKSHOP. EXCEPT IT SMELLS LIKE MUSHROOMS — Buddy the Elf in “Elf” Vacation” AND EVERYONE LOOKS LIKE THEY WANT TO HURT ME.”

“Merry Christmas! Sh**ter was full!” “I CAN’T PUT — Cousin Eddie in “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”

MY ARMS DOWN.” — Randy in “A Christmas Story

“What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more!” — The Grinch in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas”

“Don’t throw me down, Clark!” — Aunt Bethany in “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”

“THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. WILL YOU PLEASE TELL SANTA THAT INSTEAD OF PRESENTS THIS YEAR, I JUST WANT MY FAMILY BACK?” — Kevin in “Home Alone”

“Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker!” — John McClane in “Die Hard”

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KEYS WEEKLY CARES... THE HOLIDAYS CAN BE AN OVERWHELMING TIME FOR US ALL. BUT YOU ARE NOT ALONE AND HELP IS AVAILABLE. KEYS WEEKLY HAS COMPILED A LIST OF COMMUNITY RESOURCES TO HELP PEOPLE IN NEED OF FOOD, FINANCIAL HELP, DOMESTIC VIOLENCE PROTECTION OR MENTAL HEALTH SUPPORT DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON AND THROUGHOUT THE YEAR.

DIAL 988 - SUICIDE & CRISIS LIFELINE The 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline is a suicide prevention network of over 200 crisis centers in the U.S. that provide 24/7 service via a toll-free hotline with the number 9-8-8. It is available to anyone in suicidal crisis or emotional distress. SOS MISSION FOOD PANTRY • 5640 Maloney Ave, Stock Island. • St. Justin Martyr Church, 105500 Overseas Hwy., Key Largo. For additional locations and distribution schedules, visit sosfoundation.org or call 305-292-3013. GUIDANCE/CARE CENTER FOR MENTAL HEALTH • 24-hour suicide and mental health hotline: 305-434-7660, option #8. • Guidance/Care Center provides mental health and/or substance abuse help regardless of ability to pay. • Free services for youth and teens are available; no one is turned away for inability to pay. • Psychiatrists and case managers speak English and Spanish (translation available for Creole, Russian, Czech and Polish). Contact 305-434-7660 option #4. QUEER KEYS Queer Keys includes an LGBTQIA+ Youth Program that offers a weekly meetup for kids 12 to 18. The program provides a safe and affirming space for kids who may be questioning their identity or orientation and are’t comfortable discussing it at home. The weekly activities and discussions are determined by the participants and facilitated by compassionate adults. Meets Thursdays from 5 to 6:30 p.m. at the Parish Hall at St. Paul’s Church, 410 Duval St., entry off Bahama Street. Contact info@queerkeys.org.

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SAMUEL’S HOUSE Samuel’s House helps women, men and families in need of safe shelter due to domestic violence, substance abuse or incarceration. Visit samuelshouse.org for more information. Call 305-296-0240 or toll free 855-772-7800. After-hours emergencies: 305-296-0240. WESLEY HOUSE HOLIDAY HELPERS Wesley House Family Services helps Keys families provide a magical Christmas for the kids. Contact Wesley House for more information at 305-809-5000 or visit wesleyhouse.org. FLORIDA KEYS HEALTHY START COALITION Can provide diapers, formula, car seats, bike helmets and transportation to prenatal appointments for new and soon-to-be parents in need. Apply online at keyshealthystart.org or call 305-293-8424 for more information. PROJECT LIGHTHOUSE The holidays can be particularly tough for homeless teens and runaways. Project Lighthouse, a division of the Florida Keys Children’s Shelter, is a youth activities, resources and drop-in center in the heart of Key West. The staff helps runaway, homeless and at-risk street youth, many of whom have traveled throughout the country, locate appropriate and available services such as food and medical care. Through encouragement and engagement, staff can create opportunities to explore issues of safe living situations, employment and family contact or reunification. Open Monday through Friday 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Located at 1102 Truman Ave. 305-292-0999. All services free of charge.

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