He travels a lot for work. And it's hard to maintain a long distance relationship when you know he's spending every waking hour with a female co-worker inside a twenty-seven-foot motorized phallus.
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Something by Snoop Dogg.
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A hot dog.
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A hot dog.
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Free lunch and dinner when you're on the road with
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A wanderlust and a wienerlust, his love for pork, chicken, beef, and pork by-product overpowers his love for you.