Chapter 5 Caleb entered to his parent’s room, he saw his dad was flipping through the channels, he stumbled upon reruns of Jersey Shore. He said, ‘‘Man, how I seriously hate quote on quote, ‘‘reality shows’’ It’s a lame excuse to get rich easy. That dumb ‘‘Reese’s haired.’’ Retard’s so stupid.’’ He began to mock him in a retarded voice, saying, ‘‘Hey, look me guys. I’m fist pumping.’’ The dad began to act like a spastic retard, Caleb and his brothers began to laugh. He turned to them and said, ‘‘Isn’t that right.’’ His dad changed the channel, he stumbled upon one of the ‘‘X-Men’’ movies. His dad said, ‘‘Funny. I remember that gays said that they felt like the mutants in the movies/comics.’’ He turned to Caleb and his brothers, and said, ‘‘Boys, it’s not that we as Christians don’t like gays. It’s that, it’s wrong for gays to get married. That’s not the plan of GOD for marriage. Besides, why would they want to get married? They’re already together. It’s not like GOD’s going approve their relationship/marriage.’’