4. “Except for the killings, Washington is a safe city.” – Former D.C. mayor Marion Barry. 3. “Football features two of the worst aspects of American life—violence and committee meetings.” – George Will. 2. “It’s the same old story: boy finds girl, boy loses
girl, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.” – Leslie Nielsen in “The Naked Gun.” 1. “She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.” – W.C. Fields.