Date Written: 11/2/2014 Written By: Jane Johnston Length: 30s Run Dates:
Client Name: Brentwood Florists Inc. Contact Name: Phone 604-299-5200 Number: E-mail:
SFX: Woman squealing with excitement. Announcer: That’s what a happy lady sounds like. Sounds pretty good, doesn’t it? Now listen to this. SFX: Woman crying. Announcer: That’s a woman somebody has made sad. How dare they, right? Do you want to know why she’s like this? Her boyfriend didn’t get her anything for Valentine’s Day. Now I know that it’s already come and gone, but in this case, the past will not stay in the past. The damage has been done. I don’t know whether or not you did any damage this year, but if you did, here’s your fix. Brentwood Florists at Brentwood Town Centre. Nurturing flowers, the spirit, and in this case, your lady friend. SFX: Excited lady noises again.
Date Written: 11/2/2014 Written By: Jane Johnston Length: 30s Run Dates:
Client Name: Burnaby Meals on Wheels Contact Name: Phone Number: E-mail:
Voice 1: Sick wheels. Voice 2: Excuse me? Voice 1: No, I mean sick wheels. Literally. I like your method of transportation. I also like what you use it for. Voice 2: What, the meals? Voice 1: Yeah, that Meals on Wheels thing is pretty cool. You deliver everything from dinners to frozen breakfasts, right? Voice 2: Yeah, and we even do Chinese and vegetarian meals. We do need volunteers though. You’ve got “sick wheels” too, right? Voice 1: Oh please, of course I do. Let’s go put some meals in my wheels! SFX: Car driving away/engine noises. Announcer: To volunteer, you can find us online at mealsonwheels-burnaby.com. Burnaby Meals on Wheels, delivering what’s right.
Date Written: 2/11/2014 Written By: Jane Johnston Length: 30s Run Dates:
Client Name: BCIT Radio Arts and Entertainment Contact Name: Phone Number: E-mail:
Announcer: Let’s take it down for a second here. We both know I’m an ad, so let’s get that right out of the way. Do you wanna know what the best part of me is though? It’s that I could be you. Well, not you, exactly. But I was written by a student. And I’m being read by a student. And I was produced by a student. I’m even airing on a station run by students. Look how good I turned out, being created by people just like you! I should know how good they are, I trusted them with my life and I turned out okay. Full disclosure though, you will have to do yoga. Apply online at BCIT.ca for the fall semester of Radio Arts and Entertainment.
Date Written: 2/11/2014 Written By: Jane Johnston Length: 30s Run Dates:
Client Name: Vancouver Theatre Sports Contact Name: Phone Number: E-mail:
Male: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is – (gets interrupted) Female: – up here, beating your sorry self at improv. Are you ready to do this for real now? Male: O, speak again, bright angel! Female: Seriously, still with the Shakespeare thing? This isn’t Bard on the Beach. You know that we’re supposed to be providing edge-of-your-seat excitement, right? Audience (multiple people): We want Hamlet!! Male: To be, or not to be. That is the question. Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind…. Production note: Starting from “that is the question,” fade that line out before coming back in with the announcer. Announcer: vtsl.com , Vancouver Theatre Sports. Competing for your attention since 1980.