A Poem for Her Lilly Hestia gave up her throne. She is forgotten and alone. She gave up her spot so her nephew could rein. The god of wine, Dionysus was not a big pain, But he partied so much he was almost insane. Now the deeds of our Hestia are long, long forgotten She warms our hearth, And she’s not rotten. Now she may not get an epic poem, But this may be enough to show ‘em.
Food Fun Paige Pork Chop Man and Salad Lady were in a relationship. They were always together. One night, Brie was having a party. She turned on the music and started dancing. Eggs then started break dancing. Ice tea then starting d.j.-ing. Steak was feeling adventurous and was doing the tenderized with Milk. They got tipsy and went out of the fridge. The family dog started chasing them, and they ran all around the house. They hide in the food elevator and went down to the basement. They decided that living in the basement was safer. The next morning they woke to a scream. The woman thought that her house had been robbed of food. She call the police and was arrested for malnutrition.