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JANUARY 29, 14, 2015 2021 || The The Jewish Jewish Home Home OCTOBER

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Give me a one-handed economist! All my economists say, “On the one hand...on the other.” — President Harry Truman There is no pleasure in having nothing to do.

The fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

— President Andrew Jackson

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People say I’m indecisive, but I don’t know about that. — President George W. Bush If it were not for the reporters, I would tell you the truth. — President Chester A. Arthur

I have often wondered what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.

— President Ronald Reagan

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Being President is like running a cemetery.

You’ve got a lot of people under you and nobody’s listening. — President Bill Clinton

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A zebra does not change its spots. — Vice President Al Gore I love California.

I practically grew up in Phoenix.— Vice President Dan Quayle

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I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy: “Dear Jack, don’t buy a single vote more than is necessary. I’ll be [darned] if I’m going to pay for a landslide.” _ President John Kennedy

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Man cannot live by bread alone. He must have peanut butter.— President James Garfield

I was America’s first instant vice president – and now, America’s first instant president.

The Marine Corps Band is so confused, they don’t know whether to play “Hail to the Chief” or “You’ve Come a Long Way, Baby.”— President Gerald Ford

Jack is taking a tour through a museum’s American presidents exhibit. The person leading the tour tells him, “We have a picture of each presidency. Currently, Donald Trump is the 45th person to hold the office.” But Jack quickly realizes that there are 46 pictures on the wall. Why are there one too many photos?

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Answer to Riddle: One president, Grover Cleveland, served two non-consecutive terms. He was the 22nd and the 24th president of the United States, hence there are two photos of him on the wall.