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Pat Lewis
Pat Lewis
Mike Miahack
Patrick Dean
Patrick Dean
Justin Gammon
Justin Gammon
Justin Gammon
Andy Runton
Jon Adams
Hey fella, can you help me out with these things?
Dude, what are those?
I’m walking through the jungle headed towards that mountain... The one where the valley was?
My aunt Jeanette use to live over there. Before it started shooting fire.
The one with the fire and smoke?
No the one down past the dried up river.
There’s a bunch of little pink things all over that place now. Yeah, yeah, yeah!
So there I am at fire mountain.
When all of a sudden,
POW!
I get bum rushed by 15 little pink guys.
J Chris Campbell
Some kind of pointy sticks.
Yeah, that’s itfire mountain!
So they start screaming and throwing rocks and these pointy things.
I bet you scared the dickens out of those little guys.
They get a couple in me and so I start roaring like a rabid Spinosaurus.
So what did you do?
Nope.
EWW, that’s gross!
For a Carnivore like me it was just an appetizer.
I started eating them.
Guess what’s for dinner?
J Chris Campbell
Joe Lambert
Joe Lambert
Joe Lambert
Joe Lambert
Joe Lambert
Joe Lambert
Joe Lambert
Joe Lambert
Joe Lambert
Joe Lambert
Joe Lambert
Ben Towle
Ben Towle
Ben Towle
Josh Latta
Brad McGinty
Brad McGinty
Brad McGinty
Brad McGinty
Brad McGinty
Dustin Harbin
Andrew Davis
Andrew Davis
Dan Boyd
Dan Boyd
Dan Boyd