TOTALLY FK’N AWESOME!
YES WE CAN People said we couldn’t enter the windsurf market. They said it was too tough and too competitive. They said the industry was oversaturated and not receptive to outsiders. We said, “YES WE CAN.” We can windsurf if we want. Free the people! Free the people! After all, we have a knack for fashion AND action sports, and if that doesn’t sound like a resume for windsurfing success then we don’t know what does. We’re not scared to wear Speedos in public. We’ll wear short shorts, tight shorts, board shorts. We’ll swim with our T-shirts on. We’ll even wear long pants in the water if we want to. We can do whatever we want ‘cause chicks dig us. We can drive VW vans and look like dirty hippies, no problem. Most snowboarders are half way there anyway, they just need the van. What about carrying 10,000 lbs of awkward windsurf gear to the beach every day? We don’t mind the hassle; we’re trying to GET HUGE™ anyway! From Hood River to Lago di Como, we’re talkin’ sunburns, cold beers, zinc oxide, day-glo, no rules, topless beaches, and good vibes. Try a CAPiTA Windsurfer today. They’re Totally FK’n Awesome!