Seahorse Rodeo Folk Review

Recipe for a Danger_Slater 2 sticks of dynamite 1 sheet of paper 3 pounds of raw ground beef 1/2 cup butter 1 tbsp of nihilism 1 tbsp paprika A dash of humor Preheat the oven to 325 degrees.

Light the dynamite and put it in the stove. Let your house explode. In the flaming rubble, hold the raw beef over the gas fire with your bare hands.

When it turns brown, call over your significant other. Smash the mass of meat into their face. Tell them you want a divorce. Add the butter, humor and paprika. Let it simmer in its own juices for 27 years. Pour gently onto the sheet of paper making sure not to let any of the broth touch your skin, as it is extremely toxic.

Serve medium-well.

Feeds 2 - 4 adult hamsters.