MATRIMONIALS

Seeking Grooms

Seeking a suitable match for a 33-year-old girl, 5’6”, Melbourne based CPA working as a consultant. The boy should be well qualified, professionally settled in Australia, with a minimum height of 5’9”. Contact n.bhandari085@gmail.com or call + 61433391881.

Suitable match for an Australian citizen Hindu girl, highly qualified IT professional. Parents highly educated and well settled in Sydney. Should be well qualified and working professional, Australian citizen or Permanent Resident. Please respond to rukrghrmn@gmail.com

Looking for a match for professionally qualified Sikh girl from Melbourne, working in education, 25 years old, 5’10”. Seeking Sikh groom, well-educated/professional, settled in Australia. Contact pklkaur18@gmail. com

Christian parents looking for Christian groom, fair/wheatish, height 5’8” - 6’, good looking, well settled, IT professional, banker, engineer for their daughter, 1987 born, fair, 5’4”, working as a psychologist in Sydney. Please contact 0450513263 or email bournmum@gmail.com

Parents of 33-year-old highly qualified vegetarian Hindu girl working and well settled in good locality in Sydney, seeking an educated, teetotaller and good family background boy. Prefer Australian citizen or PR. Please contact ausshubham123@gmail.com

Seeking a well settled, professional match for 28-year-old vegetarian Punjabi girl. She is an Australian citizen. Her complexion is wheatish. She has completed a BA and BEd in Primary Education. She is soft spoken and gentle. Currently working as a Purchasing Officer in a private company. PR or citizen only. Email: meena.khepar@hotmail.com or contact

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BUT SERIOUSLY, Facebook communities, thank you for doing such a great job. Please don’t block us because we wrote this. How else will we know how to make home-made dahi like back home in India, see your pics of autumn leaves (which you like to call “fall”), discuss options for our kids’ schooling, and hear your opinion on why Abhinandan’s moustache is such a big hit?

With contributions from Indian Linkers in Perth, Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Adelaide

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Seeking a suitable match for a 29-yearold, height 5’10” girl from a well-settled family. She has done B.Com., Masters in SocialWork and is working in Emirates Airways as cabin crew, Dubai UAE. Only elder sister settled in Luxembourg, parents leading retired life in Vadodara. Please contact on +919826836130, mehta.hemant2@gmail.com

Seeking Brides

Seeking 25-30-year-old Hindu/Punjabi girl from Australia for our 32-yearold specialist doctor son, 5'9", born and brought up in Sydney. Please respond: gupta_rsr@hotmail.com or ph 0414282510

Alliance invited for well-educated, divorced, 5' 9", 1975-born Sikh Khatri boy. Working and self-employed earning 100k per year. Looking for compatible Sikh girl from Australia. Early marriage. Phone: 0422102242 or email: ghai07@yahoo.com

Australian Melbourne resident (born South Africa/Hindi), 32-year-old professional, outgoing and welltravelled man, seeking Indian or Sri Lankan lady with similar interests for marriage. Please e-mail details with photo to father ranjitha@slingshot. co.nz

Indian Christian Protestant parents, seeking a suitable match for their 38-year-old son, a software engineer, born and brought up in Australia. Seeking Protestant girl between 28-34 years. Email: sammy5073@gmail.com, Mob: 0403836360

Seeking well educated girl, 26-33 years, Australian citizen or PR for Hindu boy, Australian citizen, 34years, senior manager in a leading bank. Family is well educated and well settled in Australia. Please respond to matrimozind@gmail.com.