Funny Mummy

There are no wells any more, mum. Ok, into the Indian Ocean then! We don’t live near the Indian Ocean. Ok (screaming), off the Harbour Bridge then!!

Dad (muttering): Don’t give her ideas. You’ve got to start ironing your own shirts – don’t assume your wife will iron them for you.

Then why do you still iron Dad’s shirts…?

Skirt neeche karo. (She means my skirt’s too short for her liking). Undies don’t like to live on the floorthey like to be on you, in the drawer or in the wash!

Contributions from Ronit Jabbal (10), Janhavi Bhandari (14), Devna Luthra (15), Sarina Patel (15), Nehchal Anand (13), Manan Luthra (13), Dhriti Bhandari (11), Sachin Gupta (14), Sajini Gupta (16).