Matrimonials

Seeking match for my brother, Senior Manager in Reliance Bangalore, India. 37 years/5’11”, issueless divorcee, clean shaven Sikh, extra ordinary personality, responsible, caring. Parents settled in Baroda, sister married to Army doctor, happy to migrate, caste no bar. Contact Manisha 0401 542 550

Saraswat Brahmin (Punjabi) boy, 29 years, 5’9” M.Sc Maths, B.Ed, good property in India, pure vegetarian. Looking for Australian PR / citizen girl. Caste no bar. Contact 0433 778 222 or email naresh2981@gmail.com

Palghat Brahmin Iyer, 32/5’9”, MBA, MS, pure veg, dual citizen, working as IT Operations Specialist at large Telecom at Melbourne CBD, pleasant looks, seeks bride under 30 with similar cultural background. Horoscope available. Please email kkrangan@yahoo.com or contact 0418 720 781 for more information.

Brahmin family from north India seek suitable bride for their son, handsome, fair colour, slim, never married, nonsmoker, non-drinker, broadminded, 29 years, 5’ 5”. He lives in Sydney while

Dear Auntyji and desperately want to stop. What do you recommend I do? Shall I tell my bosses not to have these biscuits available?

Auntyji says

Well, control your feedings habits, you petu. If you remain really busy throughout the day, you won’t have an opportunity to go around thinking about food. So keep busy and avoid going into the kitchen. And remember, you’re still new to the place so don’t act as if it’s your kitchen. By the way, how do you know no one has noticed how many biscuits your shovelling down your throat? If you continue on this road, you will be seen to be the pig that you are, so stop eating those damn biscuits and learn to be more productive. You’re getting paid to work, and not to raise the share price of the biscuit company.

Dear Auntyji

My best friend Renu and I argue all the time whether Shah Rukh Khan is the better bloke or Salman Khan. What do you think?

Auntyji says Shah Rukh Khan.

My husband is the kindest and sweetest man I know. He buys me flowers and takes me to restaurants and spoils me all the time. However, when I tell my sisters how sweet he is, they tell me that he is doing that because he is feeling guilty and that he is seeing someone behind my back. I hate it when my sisters tell me this, and I don’t like it that they badmouth my husband, but they are my sisters and I can’t just ignore them. What should I do? I know my husband well enough to know that he would never do something like that. He is not false or conniving, like my sisters say. Do you have any suggestions?

Auntyji says his parents are in India, and earns well. The girl should be good looking, well educated, family oriented, and from Brahmin background. Initial contact, with profile, can be made at raj2010syd@ gmail.com

Hmmm, you have absolute churails for sisters, don’t you? If you believe your husband, and I would because he sounds like a good, honest man who is in love with his wife, and I would know because Uncleji is pretty much like that (hey, they might be related!), then you shouldn’t listen to those dayans. It sounds like they are simply very jealous of what your husband does for you. Are you by any chance adopted, because your sisters sound like they could be your step sisters. Either don’t talk about your husband to your sisters, or learn to ignore what they say. It’s obvious that they are simply jealous and don’t like the relationship that you have with him. Here is a pearl of wisdom for you. Don’t ever listen to what anyone else has to say if you already know what the truth is. Give your husband my regards and tell him that he is the poster boy for loving romantics everywhere.

Parents of Gujarati Patel boy seek bride for their son, age 29 years, Australian citizen, IT professional, permanent job. Visit www.Bharatmatrimony.com and search for his ID G584083 to find more details or call Kesh Patel on 02 8205 8409 / 0401 548 194 to discuss further.

Australian citizen, 36 years, settled and working in Sydney as a professional employer. Seeking girl between 27 and 36, no caste bar. Please contact 0416 398 869 or for other details and photo mail me at satishsingh_2009@ yahoo.com.au

Seeking alliance for our 23-year old, 5’3” beautiful Sarswat Brahmin daughter. She is an engineering professional with strong family values. We have been settled in Sydney for 18 years. Please send your details and latest photo and horoscope at as76176@gmail.com

Seeking alliance for Sunni Muslim girl from India, 36 years, 5’3”, fair, software consultant working in USA, strong family values. Looking for Sunni Muslim boy, non-smoker, non-alcoholic and follower of Halal food. Please contact on marrylink@ymail.com with photograph and details.

Seeking suitable groom for a Tamil Brahmin girl (Kodanya/58/23 years) professionally qualified and working in Bangalore. Family well settled in India. Seeking 26-29 year old groom, qualified and match with strong cultural and family background. Please email kallvidhya@ yahoo.com with your biodata.

Seeking a professional and caring boy for a smart, MBA, professional and homely 26-year-old girl working in management in a leading private bank in India. Grandparents currently visiting Sydney. Please send details on mainirahul@gmail.com

Seeking suitable professionally qualified, Hindu, well-settled match for Indian-based Hindu girl, never married, 30 years, 160cm, practicing as an architect and interior designer in India. Please contact Shivani Baheti (elder sister) on

0421530 876 or bahetived@yahoo.com.

Sister and brother-in-law seek suitable groom for Gujarati Brahmin girl, professionally qualified. Family well settled in India. Seeking 26-29 year old, qualified match with strong cultural and family background. Please email biodata and recent pictures to Meghna.joshi@ato. gov.au or contact 0433 613 676.

Parents seek educated and wellsettled boy for Hindu Punjabi girl, IT professional, Australian citizen, born 1977, 5’ 6” slim, never married. Please send details and recent, clear photo to vnsb2009@gmail.com

Seeking alliance for our 24-year old, 5’4” beautiful Sikh daughter. She is a finance professional with strong family values. We are settled in Sydney for many years. Please send your details and photo at kuldeeponly@gmail.com

Brother seeks suitable groom for Hindu Gupta girl, professionally qualified. Family well settled in India. Seeking a 28-30 year old, professionally qualified match, with strong family values. Please send biodata and recent picture to vikjas@ gmail.com or contact 0401 318 439.