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NO COVER!
GLOBAL WARMING With rotating DJ’s who will keep you dancing
The starlight Fall Schedule
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Imprint, Friday, August 29, 2008
What wisdom would you impart to a first year student?
by Dinh Nguyen
“Turnkey knows everything... including all of your worse fears”
Deema Saleh
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TICKETS ON SALE NOW
10Will CurrieAND THE COUNTRY FRENCH Sept
The Saigon Hookers 11 Sept
with
The Inner City Surfers, Chuck Koster, and The Lonely
Sept
Distractions
Masters student — managment science
“Rub Porcellino’s nose for good luck during exams.” “...pasta everyday is a bad idea” Reemah Khalid & Cassandra Piroutz 3A arts bussiness and 3A Theatre
“Be proactive...on campus...and explore the city.” Anum Tariq 4a Speech communication
starlight’s 5th anniversary
17 BOCCE SHAD & HEY OCEAN! 18 University of Waterloo 19 STUDENT APPRECIATION NIGHT APOSTLE of HUSTLE 20 23 Martin Tielli 24 You Say Party! We Say Die! 25 9 The Sadies Zeus, RockplazaCentral& JasonCollett 16 Ron Sexsmith 21 WITH
PUNJABI ROCK AND ROLL CONSERVATORY
AND
Sept
“You don’t have to buy condoms here.”
Shaun White 4B pure math
with special guest MANTIS
Sept
SHOW YOUR WATCARD AND DON’T PAY THE COVER
“Your midterms will happen faster than you think.”
Ian Cutajar
2B liberal arts
Sept
WITH
TANYA TAGAQ
WITH LEFT SPINE DOWN, THE ROTTEN, MR. PLOW, AND THE STIFF WIRES
Sept
Sept
WITH
Jenn Grant
OF RHEOSTATICS
Sept
with Winter Gloves and Beast
oct
oct The Wood,
Wires & Whiskey Tour
oct
with Meaghan Smith
Nightly DJ’s AT THE JANE BOND
006 PRINCESS ST. • RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER FROM THE STARLIGHT.
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THE STARLIGHT
47 KING ST. N. WATERLOO
519.885.4970
“You don’t have to attend your class section so long as their is another class available.”
Hannah Torres
3B mathematical Sciences
“Never underestimate the power of last minute.”
Payam Mehradnia 2B Mechatronics
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