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PART 1: SPACIAL FRANUBULOX ’ INSTRUCTIONS: WRITE THE LETTER OF THE WORD wHlCH BEARS- THE SAME RELATION TO THE CIRCLED WORD IN* THE SECOND SENTENCE -AS THE UNDERLINED WORD DOES TO. THE. CIRCLED WORD IN.I THE FIRST SENTENCE. 1;..;* \ - 1 1. JOHN TUR$@D&A@INTO A BASKETCASE. 2. NUCLEAR(&$ysI@IS A DANGEROUS-----------. A. DOG “. B; NEUTRON C. ‘FLYPAPER . D. STREET E. SEX --1 2' THE DEGREE OF -.@?%fi=?? OF THE PRODUCT Is INVERSELY‘ PROPORTIONAL TO -THE HEAT EMMITED. . 2. BURNING@~&~E OFF DARK CLOUDS OF ------r------WHIC,H..CAUSE SORE EYES. A. SMELLY UNDERARMS ’ B. BIRDS C. DISMAL D. FRED E. tiHG .3 1. IT HAS-ESTABLISHED THAT THE DOG DID u THE MOUSE TRAP. 2. SO @r’17IF I .TOOK THE SHITHEADS CAR? HE’S JUST A F*CK*NG +------. SAWDUST C. ’ GO D. PAT A.PEANUT ,B. E. SELLOUT 4 1. ALL ALONG THE DOPPLEGANGER’S WALTZED A TUNE. 2. SPAGHETTI-MAKES ME-BUT THE WORLD, DOESN’T MIND AN OCCASIONAL .BONEHEAD ------m----TO STARE AT. A. STREPTOMYCIN B. BOLT C. BATMAN D. GREEN E. SPACE 5 1. ONLY THE GOODm%OUNG, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT THE OLD DIE TOO. 2. HOLD THE m HOLD THE -LETTUCE, SPECIAL ORDERS DON’T UPSET’US, BUT WOOD DOES-_______-. A. TWINKI’ES B. DANCEC. FREE D: NOTHING E. UP, 6 1. -THE WORLD HAS COMEmAN END, BUT RICE. FOP. CRISPIES ST!LL SNAP, CRACKLE, 2. FLYING FISH@@?@SINK MORE THAN THEIR SHARE OF -----------‘A. VOLTAGE B. ‘!NTEGRALS C. CACTI D. GONADS E. LEFT EARS. 7 1. MATHEMATICS MAKES ME H-AVE .AN BIUT I STILL CAN’T COME TO THE l!s@m POINT. TO @m$IN AIR TECHNOLOGY 2. THE NAME . CANNOT BE GIVEN TO YOUR-----------. A. DOG B. SHOWER CURTAIN C. YEILD SIGN D. RETREADS E. MOTHER. eh 1. A @E~-AND FORGQTTEN.
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GIVE COMPLETE STEP BY STEP IN‘9) STRUCTIONS ON THE CONSTRUCTION .OF FENO-PROTOPLASMIC FIELD GENERATORS FROM OLD RUSTY BEDSPRINGS AND DEFUNCT I CRAYONS. 10) FIND THE HIDDEN PICTURE BY COLOURING . IN THE SQUARES (SEE NE*XT.PAGE) -
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