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The Aryan Affairs Commission held its first annual Beer Hall Putsch this week. Some of the members showed their best form as they pushed beer bottles in the Federation Building hall. by Diane
Elder
What are the admissions
refuses to recognize us, but says he’ll recognize any backlash group. The bookings office doesn’t like us either. They gave us a chemistry store room with a locked door and a no admittance sign (them 109) for our first meeting. We moved meetings to the hall of the Federation building after bookings off ice gave us a women’s washroom (AL
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Before we let anybody in, we The following is the text of an have him fill in an admissionform. interview conducted Tuesday beLf the answers are completely untween a Chevron reporter and related s he’s admitted. Harold D. Goldbrick, chairman ’ of the Aryan Affairs Commission, What are the other What is the Aryan Commission?
executive
Affairs
Well, I was thinking that maybe too much attention is being paid to minority groupmermans, CanitdianS,
F r e n ’ h canadians* Newfies, Ontarios, Conservatives Liberals, Communists, Fascists, Homosexuals, Heterosexuals. And not only that (pointing and gesturing angrily), there are people in this world who don’t love the rifellow man. i violently hate that sort of person. Who is the fokder of the Aryan Affairs Commission?
Me.
positions?
The Chief Propagandist is the Midnight Skulker. We also have a Chief Druid. We only made the de cision in that respect to night. Sandy Baird was the only applicant; so he got the position .
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What are the purposes of the commission?
Well, it’s not quite like an apathy club, but it works something Jike that. We put notices in This Week on Campus, and people ignore them just like those of any other political club. We feel vindicated. How many
Who is the chairman?
members
do you have?
Thirteen
Me.
What are some of the problems you have run into?
Who is on the admissions committee?
The Board of ExternalRelations
Me.
future
projects?
We wish to erect our own personal Stonehenge on the North campus for our sunrise ceremonies. We also hope to hold a beer putsch for charity, a Bottle for Bucks drive. Our charity this year is the Visit Orphans in the Bahamas Campaign. At this point, M.D. interrupted the interview to ask this reporter about her ethnic origins. When told that they were United Empire Loyalists, he exlaimed, (l United Empire Loyalists are draft dodgers,” and the interview came to an end.
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